Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, July 19, 1884, Page 2

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IAMES, No. 204Washington Si. ,Chicago, il e e R e BT VUL purify th Tato (e LIVE wnd KESTO G ik wnd VIGOR of YOUTIH, by» nepila Wit of Appetlie, 2te dlierfion Back of kv Firel 1 wipulies irali Powe sprays_scattered over the murfuco. 2 Ml ATl notes of any formality should be so with wax, and a8 a certain doftness of to spiders, etc., which con be used to fa 1| bonnet atrings or to place about the bodice of tho dross, ara groatly admirod. comfort, of tho sharply pointed abominal A Dinner and a Kiss, have bronght vour dinner, father,” The blacksmith's daughtor saia, As gha took from her arme a kettlo A shifted its #hiniog 1id There's rot any pio or pudding, I will give yon this,’ And wpon is b f sen forchead 1io 1uft & childish kiss, The blacksmith took off hie apron And dined in happy mood, Wondering much ut the savor Hid in his humble food W hilu playing about him were visions Full of prophetic bliss; % But ho never thought of the magic In bis litsle daughter's ki While the, with her kettle swinglog, Merrily trudged away, Stopping at sight of a equirrel, Catching some wild bird's lay. were found in the stomach of & dead shark re- contly waehed ashore on the California coast. By the way, has enything Leen eeen of Den- uie Keorrey, Iat A Dikota storm fiva hours, but all the way, under the impression up by the it obuze ot a dis recently travelled 470 w hook agent kept that it was a clond of dust kick I exasperated populace in hi A man may hear a mos tance of twenty feet, and th noxt dnv fail to hear the whistle of & locomo- tlve s it passes, All flesh s grass, doarly beloved, and it is a great pity that the loco: motive doesn't buzz like the mosquito, and the 1nosquito whistie like the locomotive, Go for somehody, quick! There's & bug down my bck!” cried young girl to her lov- or in tho park on Wednesday evening. “‘Hadnst T better go for the bug?" he suggost- od. Then sho fainted dead away, and_when she had unswoonod the bug had finished its And 1 thought how many a shadow Of life and fate we would miss, 1f always our frugsl dinners Were seasoned with such a kiss, — - HONEY FOR THE LAD G loves with an embossed gauntlet are now sold, of every possible color. Miss Agnea "Benedict will attempt to swim the Eoglivh Channel ia Aucust. Rock crystals set in silver to imitate dia monds are the newest fancy trinkets. Unsteady young men aro often steady attendance upon their best girls,.—Waterloo Observer, A writer in Paria hinta that a Chicazo girl waa tho model for the Bartholdi statue's uplifted foot. Accordion skirts aro now in stylo, but so Jong a8 they don't go to makiog cabinet-organ skirts we won't complain, Ladies may once moro awathe their throate inthe wido white muslin neckties without foar of being considercd unfashionable, The sailor hat is fast gaining in popularity, and it is certainly very jaunty whon sur. mounting a pretty face and stylish figure, A noyelty in skirts is known as tho *‘C'rino- Iotto skirt,” which is made of a new kind of hair cloth, very light and soft, yot elastic, Washington women have taken to tri ling, and it is propesed to form a club of well Kknown society women to bring tho machin: into fashion, White dotted Swise shows printed floral This i ffective, and good qualitics can bo had nts per yard. rout improvement have been made in the manufacturo of eurah; although it remain: light and flexible, it has beccme a handsome hick and firm sill cl # necessary to accomplieh it well, a littla pre iminary practico issuggested. Small brooches in the shape of bee flies n the Crape grenadines, with largo bouquats of printed flowers in old tapestry colors, produo a charming offoct. Thore are also Wattem landscapos and birds' nests design. What can be more ‘‘altogether lovely” tha a dress of apricot muslin with figures of swee! brier roses, mado up over apricot surah—anc \\"nn't ta wearer “look just too sweet for any thing The fominine handkerchicf should matcl the gown in coloring and design, 5o that if the gown is trimmed with rosebud embroidery rosetudse shonld appear in the border of th handkerchief. Shoes are to bs more worn out of doors b Indies than over, and fortunately for thei the rounded toe has tuken the place on which ha been the cause of so much misery. Nowport bellos are rigidly excluding ovory of lace and_jewelry from their suti bodices, and oxhibiting an untrimmed corsage innocent of any adernment save a cluster ¢ softly tinted blush or crushed roses, A pink and white gingham dress is trimmed with graduated rows of flat white braiv and accompanied by o rough-and-ready straw with narrow brim trimmed with mull, anc branch of hawthorn placed upon tho front. A mahogany satin dress is trimmed witl coffoo-colored nco and a shell-liko passemen torlo matching in color; and n lavendor satit morveilicux is combinod fwith piuk, and lav onder brocade with Spanish lace overdress and sleoves, Nocklaces of Florentine and cloissone bead: showing a sutface of palo mauve, rose and groen, shot with g)ld, are very popular. of the most exponsive kinds are encrustod witl b. tiny dots and tars which jsparkle like ger under the gaslight. A panio has been created in Poos the mere announcement that ice mako the mustache grow. The young woman that started the roport has much brain, but sho has not mado up her mind yet which most overworkod —the ice croam dealers of the dude’s pockotbooks, Tho last named wil grobably o tho thinnest in tho long run. orkors Statesman, “I've sald often that T would take means to provent young wen from coming around my house,” waid & Somerville father the other dav, “and T'yvo dono it. My daughter i t young, anyway, to think of marriage. W lone?” asked neighor, I'vo bought my norville Jouranl, iford, Comn -, “hought » daughter a pi “Mr. Tho, has dovise not very effec g ollious spirit iu his 17-year-old davghter. o fatber objocted to hor koepivg company with young moen, but his - expostulations hud no offect on the On Friday lust they quarrelled, and the parent rage reizod uir of shours wnd cut off his duughtor’s hoat a roanon for doing 16 that ho believed 1t would kcep her away from the boys, ¥ A complete revolution has been effocted i tho trimwming ard even in the making of the wardrobe, in_consequenco of the improve ment offoctad in the production of laco anc embroidercd trimmings. This has boon going on now for somo years, but the stops in ad vanoe havo beon o gradusl thab. few could realizo the extont of “the transformation des- tined to bo wrought, 1t is but alaco dress oversilk or eatin, wido embroid ored flounces and +ilk embroidery in e wero unheard of luxuries for any but the rich the latter, expecially, only to be sttained by hundwork of the most expensive kind, Now w huve all theso things brought by improved wachinery and skillful methods within the rench of * the most ordinary purss; and there uced bo no lovger a desire, never natisfied, for pretty things, as every'woman whose labor is frirty well remunorated can obtain thom for herself, ——— Cause ot a Coolness. —— LADI ESkh T tron prealiatte thel find (o DX, HARTER'S IRON TONIO Bpedy curo. Gl ¢ I arity of tho original. Do not experis wen it tho OIIGINAL AND BINT, ¢ rens 100 Dr. Harto: Med.Co, SETe" Yo o our “DIEAM BOOK. \ ot and psetul lolormation, froo., Dr.Tanner CROUNSE'S BLOCK, Corner 16th and Capitol Avenue, OMAZEIA, = = IWEE. TREATS CHRONICDISEASES in sl their forms. YOUNG MEN, who are suffering from the of Youthful Indiec would do well to av themselves of this, the greatest boon ever lald at t altar of sulfering humsnity, Dr. Tauner T antee Lo forfeit 500 for every case of Seminal Wi neoss or Private Disease, of any kind or character ‘which he undertakesand falls to cure, MIDDLE AGED M ages of 80 anc 60, aro (roubled wi cq! derire to evacuate ths blsdde accompaniod Dy aelight smating and buriiog seosstion, sud & weabenlog of the systew iu e mannor that 'the pa- tient canvot scoount for. On examin g the urinary will often be found, and jea of albumen will appear, be of & thin, wilkish hue, sgain flocts hantiog (o datkand torpid I chan . ) pearsuce. There are Sy mE & who'sie of tbis MLCulY, norsnt of the Taven. 14 1 the second stage of fominhl weakncss Dr Teuner will guaraiteo & periect curc iu 1 such oase and » bealthy of the Genlto urivary Osgatie. Call or acdress as above, Dr. Taner.Z They walketh a-down tho pavement Tn tho cool of the aftornoon, And 1ot in the suu thero flaunteth Tho sign of the cream saloon, Ho feoloth in all Lis po Feeloth and looketh w For, fu spito of ll his rourclivg, Obly threo cents ho had. S0 whon they passed by tho doorway Shattered wis oue bright dream, Aud a coolnoss aross betwoeen them Which cams not from the cream, Boston Star, - PEPPEEMINT DROPS, Patriottsm has beon put in picklo for an- other year, A proat financier in a thiof who succeeds, A thief 15 @ great financler who fails,—Toxay Siftings. Chicago will now resumo Its nonnal func- tions ws an alleged summer resort for weary speculators in grain, A saloon In Muscatino draped in_mourni showed the inacription: *‘The good dio youn, among tho crape on the door. A Now York dude haa begun suit ags barher for shaving off his muatacha withut irdors, Porhaps the barber did not seo it. “Which side should & person slocp ont” wskn o correspundent. 1f you refer to the bed covers, we should, considering the weather, recowmend the Lop. An Invention. certain to keep neckties in place, is announced. One thing more, aud wlmen will be happy. An ibvention that will hunt collar buttons.—| Couriar-J ournal. A small whieky bottle aud some humun hair evaning troll and gone home,—Baltimore Day. Yos, they are oxcollont boots,” said tht shoe-doaler to the young Indy pucrhaser; “they . will wear likeiron.” Do you think the buttons are sewed on securoly?” sho asked. “They are; the boots are supplied with the ‘old maid's wedding' button, & new invent: ion.” “Why is it called the ‘old maii's wed d(irna' button?” “Because it never comes “What's the matter withyour face?” asked aYfarmer of a tramp whose hard cheek dwas badly splintered and whose nose looked like a ponched egg sprinkled with' pepper, “Misplaced confidence,” growled the ani- mated sc) row, {ow did you do it?” ““I tried to smoke o firscracker impreseion that it was a cigar.” A young gentleman from Higheo, whilo 1ling on his girl here, acked for her hand and heart and was accepted. He told her that he had something on his mind for a long time, but was afraid she would get mad, She wanted to kuow what it was then, and he inade her promise not to get mad. Says he, have two brothers in the penitentiary “That's nothing,” replied she, “I have two brothers in the Arkansas legislature,” — Both Pertoctly Willing. TE T shiould stoal a little kiss, Oh! would ehe weep, T wondor? 1 tremblo at the thouht of bliss! 16 T should steal o littlo kiss Such pouting lips would never miss The damnty bit of plund T T should steal a hitla kiss, Oh! would she weep, I wonder. under the Ho longs to stoal a kiss of mlne; Ha may, if ho'll return it; 1f 1 can road tho tender sig: He longs to steal a kirs of “In love and war’—you ki Why cannot_he disearn it? ZHo longs to stosl kiss, of mine, Ho may if he'll roturn it. A littlo kiss whon no one reos, very mext day | to reach the im- Besides the im from property in the sration, New York, is «aid | monse figure of £200,000 000, mense renta cor | city the church corporation holds mortgages by reveral hundred Episcopal Church edifices all over the ¢ ry, on which therc is an en per cont, interest | averago of nesrly s able quarterly, The fund is under control of of & board of trustees, seloctod trom the vestrymen of old Trinity and St. Pauls An old mox d recently in one of the Groek monnsteries of Monnt Athos, whom foreigners callod ‘‘the mystorious monk.” | No one ever found out his” name, At his entry into the monastery, at the age of twonty roars, bo took the b mo of Alphs, tho first etter of the Greek abet. and retained that name all nis life. body knew to what country he belonged, e spoke Greek, Rus- sian, Belgian, Servian, and Italian. He never received a visit from anybody, nor any- Iottars and nover spoke of his family, He Teft nothing that could reveal his sccret, An inter-ccclesiastical congress, composed of elergymen from differant_denominations, will be held in New Haven, in May, 1885, This movement took form June 16, at Pittsfield, Maes , o meeting being held in’ rosponse to & ciroular isaued by the clergymen of that place, A committes, compored of Dr, J, H. Seclye, Right Rev, Thomas M, Clark, 1. D., and Jo: weph Anderson, of Waterbury, reported rec- ommendatione, which were adopted, to the ef fect that the new organization ehould be *“The American Congress of Churches,” and its ob- ject to promote Christian union, and adyance the kingdom of God by froe discussion of the great roligious, moral, social questions of the time, and that it should asserble at intervals of two years, This movement is_rocarded as significant in showing that the differences in doctrinal points, which formerly served ns complete barriers betwoen the different de- nominations, have been to a great extent re- moved by a larver toleration and a more united #pirit in working to promote tho essentials of Christian faith. o — Wonders of Education, *So, John, yor'ra done with the college, Andare back on the farm once more, With your head a full of I'arning As a knarly apple of cora, Tt’s cost a heap to learn you all To cipher and figure and speak, Aund s d fferent work a-hocking corn Y: | her father st paratively young, and has solid charms in the #hape of £5,000,000, received from the senator at the time of ior divorce, A Delaware young man whose giil went back on him and yet refused to give up the engagement ring, & her for it, wherenpon 1 the young man for the tuel, | light, and s that wers cc red during the courtship, as well as the fodder and corn for his horse, aud the case was decided in the old man’s favor, Corvsnia, S. C,July 18.—Rav. J, O, Lind. wny, . D,, performed the marriage ceremony in & novel manner at Mt. Curmel, in Abbe- ville county, 8. C., in the marriage of Mies Lucy Rogers, of Abbeville county, to Mr, David Flew, of Meclenburg county, N. C, The contiacting parties are mutes, and could cither hear the preacher nor answer him ex- oept by elghs. The manner of conducting the coremony was in this way: The questions for the groom and bride were written on separate shoets of paper, and at the proper time each read the slip on which was written the ques- tions which the preacher asked hefore tho au- dience in the nsual manner. The responces wore signalled, and a sister of the bride spoke for the preacher by signs in the request to join hands, and the benediction was pronounced upon the loving couple, who heard none of it. The contracting parties are both hiehly r duca- ted, and their misfortunes will likely be for- fotten amid their joys, o — SINGULARITIES, Tt is said that the wings of tho common fly vibrate at the rato of 330 strokes per second, and those of the mosquito about 2000 times, From Tiflis have been reccived particulara of an extraordinary hail storm in the distri o3 Eriwan, Theaverage weight of the hail- stones was & pound, and in sizs they were as large as tho eggs of goese. Their numbor was #n grert as to obstrust the courso of streams, Forty lives wore lost and 70 houses completely ruined by the tempest. The damage is esti- mated at 300,000 rubles, About 60 mlles woest of Teheran foll a meto- orite five years ago, oncerning which the chief doctor of the shah has just mada a repor The stone belongs to the family of the Syss deras, and identical with those which fell at Barea, in Spain, in 1812, and at I therville, Towa, in 1879, and with those which were found in Bolivia and V i 06 and Than dig«ing in Latin and Greek, So i it law, or s it pi You choose for your oceupation? Or, better till! come, sottle down, And accept a D. D.’s station,” “Well, Dad, T have thought of the law, But they say it's all overdone. for pills—why, every one kuows It's the hardest work under the sun. A parson's robe would never fit On a mon that is built like me; For how would it look on a bast short-top “That plays in the B, B, C. ? So I'm envaged at two thousand a year, And signed the papers, ton, To stand behind the bat ard catch For the club from Kalamazoo,” Where is tho improprioty? How swent amid the birds and bees, A littlo kiss when 1o one sees, Nor is it it wrong, the world agrees, T taken with sobriety, A Jittlo kiss when o ono seos, Whero is the improprioty? e e MUsiuaL AND DRAMATIC, Trank Mayo pl Nordeck.” Trank Parrell is gone to San Francisco, Lotta has bought the Boston Park theatre. Henry Irving aunounces that he will produce ‘King, at tho Lycoum theatre next sen- on, with Mr. Lawrence Barrott in the title cole, Mr, Theodore Thoma3 has been engaged to onduct the cionati Memorial Festival of nd it is understood that he will make no soncert tour du ing that year. This is the last week of Mr. Frederick Varde's engagement at the Standard Theatre, San Francisco. He is said to have made a reut success thero as *“Virginim,” There is an actress in Germany nomed \manda Bostina Kreuzwanger Rosalie Baker- uan Zwinkehuff. Her namo on u forty sheet trenmer s said to cause a riot whenever it is posted up. Auton Dvorak has promised to return to Eugland in the sutumn, and conduct at the Wore:ster Festival his bat Mater” and a 1ew setting of the Bohem poet, Victcr Halek’s Czcchish ode *‘Die Erben des Weissen Berges.” Mirs Alico Neyma will make her debut in crand opera in Paria in October. Another American_sioger, Mrs. Rammelsburg, of Cin- sinnati, will make her fir:t appearauce under <ho stage name of Mme Monti. She i3 said t bo very handscme, and possesses a very powerful voice, The voice of Miss Neyma is v delicate, flexible, light soprano, Mary Andercon will open her London sea- son at the Lycoum thenter, London, on Sept, playing in W. S, Gilbert’s “Comedy and Vand Py In 10 fall sho will play in Edinburgh, Glasgow, Birmiogham, Liverpool nud Dublin. Subse- juently xho will retnen to America under the managen of Mr, Henry L. Abbott, and willopen in New York Oct.” 12, 1885, Miss Obor, the manager of the Boston Tdeal Oporn, , lias been in London for some ti ements for the coming sea tion in Ameriea. She will sail for New York on July Whilein Paris he bought threo vew for the Ideals, <he has cogaged A o, of the Comedy Louodor Miss Stone is a mezzo , and will sing second parts to her , Mise Murio Stone, the present prima donna of the compan Mdile. Ma io Aiwes will mako her first ap- wnea in Eoglish comedy at the Fifth Ave: sue theater, Now York, Sept, 15, She will ted by her own company, w ona tour of the Uri L and which includes Miss s, Miss Charline Weidn Whitecor, 'J. O. Burrows, and 5 Tho pioce in which Mdlie, Aw 1 undor ako this now departure was written tor the harming commodioune and vocalist by s, Joasop and Gill, and is called *“Mani- i Wall, The Paris Figaro anne 4 has wignod a cont urel, manazer of tho | es of performancor, which will respectively nd close thefull and winter soas 1 of Italian «por French capital My n tho k Patti will begin the soason botween Ogi mber 1, opening in e Nicolini as Alfre nont How will sing thoreaftor is not sot fi ] ) hiin the Ii- &ars's notice; it is mentioned, Lowever, that ho will soon after depart for Amonica to ful- fill hor engagemont with Mr, Mapleson, re- turning to Parls in time for the final perform- ances of the season, Mme. Materna, just before her departuro for Europe, raid in regard to Gorman opers “Pha prople of America, T s sure, unde stand German wusdo avd like it 1 watched the faces of the audiences at our con. carts, and [ am convineed that I read aright when rread intorest, 1 ure and knowledge depicted on them, Of course it will ln‘fr monoy, but money is always fortheoming for Italian opera; Why not for German? “'lbh an Italian opers cowpany you have » great prima dous, and perhaps o great tonor, an in lifferent company, poor scenery. and cheap costumos, In German opera all aro artists alike, thoeconery is woaderful in its beauty and mechanical effects, and the costumes are carefully and artisticly designed. The people of Amarlos are waiting for high class German opera, and its strongest mupport, too, will come from Americans and not from (rermacs e —— RELIGIOUS, Alfred Maco,on of Jem Maco, tha pugil iat, hield evangelistic sorvioss in Montreal on Sunday last. An invitation has baen received by Mossrs aud Savkoy fron. the evangelical tans of Ludia to vieit that country, The Presbyterian board ts planning large (hings fur tho coming year, haviug already wp. propiiated 725,000 for ita forelgn work, whil i careful eatinato of the real need calls for uo leas than $500,000, Bishop Alfrad Tee, of Delaware, the Iate Right Rev. Renjamin ¥ dmith s preidi ng bishop of the Fpiscopal church i the United States. Bishop Leo. in sventy-sovon yeors of age. He was elected | 0 the hishopric of Delaware in 1841, and. of [ tho one huudred and thirty-two bishops o L soceated durirg (he protent century, b s anly the cizht who has lived to be tho senior | ishop. The property of the Trinity Church corpor: Ma clird “Tywo thonsand a year!\ Thoold man starcs; It makes his heed to sing 1 ho just has senso to mutter aloud: Jducasion’s a wonderful thing!” Mar,in Puck. Continue to send your old shirts tothe heathens. A crank is a man who will give £40 for an old Bible wheu ha can gat a much better one for forty couts.—Now Orleaus Picayuae, Missouri Valloy Times: A rather uncouth friend of ours was describing to one of our winisters the sudds ath of aneighbor, when the minister as ‘Did he die in Jesvs? “Oh, no,” kaid our frieud, ‘‘he kicked out in the granary. The seats in a Western Church are set on pivots, like those in a dry goods store, This euables the fair worshippar, who sits pretty well up front, to turn around and couut tha number of new bornets in the house without screwing her head off almost, and going ll]u;uu with a stiff neck.—Norristown Her- ald. Parson_ Gleason made a pastoral call at Col. Percy Yerger's mansion, on Austin avenue, last week, and the conversation turned on the vanity of ail esrthly things. “Yes, and he gets it when he natronizes a church farz,” remarked young Sam Yerger, who happaned to be in ths room. A vociferous silence seerr ed to pervade the vicinity for about ten minutes,—Texas Sift- ings. Opeving the proceedings of political conven- tions with prayer is an observance of which decency will soon require theabolition, The proceedings, the passions and thoughts of those envaged, often the tamper in which they listen, make the offering of prayer a mockery. At a convention held two or three weeks sgo in Todiana some good hits in the prayer were ¢reeted by loud applause, which probably did not altogether eatisfy the clergyman when ho came to think it over. “You ought to belong to a choir.” “But T can't sing. my _belonging to the head?” 0 nothing, excopt that T was reading the other day that s San Francisco church ir poses to introduce harp music into the ch and there is not much difference, you know, between harp and o lyre, 8 I he I'd just make the suggestion, —Texas Siftings, “‘How's dat ar boy ob mins comin’ on in de Sunday- " asked Sun_Johusing of the Reverend Aminidab Rlledson of the Dlue Light Colored tabernicle. ‘‘Ho comes up wmighty slow with the collects” sh God, 11l tan his black hide. I gibs him a dime eb- ory Sunday to pu in 1o plate.” Parsen B wow explained the differenco betwen the a col- lect and a colloction, whereupon Sam sa d “Dar's no usn crowdin’ the boy ad no talent for 'ligion whinTwas a ohurch What put tho idea of choir into your R LascJuly, ud very blue Har lips soom wmade for sweet replics— Porheps tholr made for kisic, too Her litilo toeth are white as p Her noso aspires o the tky; y is a charming gic! Andil adored hor—last July, Wo dauced snd swam ond bowled and walked; Sho Lot my aqua-zo hor fingor tips Entrancod I listenod when sho talked, And trash secmed wisdom from her lips; T fent her roses tillmy purse Was drained, 1 found, completaly dry; T lovged to shuy her charues in vorse But all this was last July, OF courso, at last we had to par 1 saw a tear drop on her cheel 1 loft he with an aching heart, And dreamt about her for a weels; But out of sight is out of mind And somchow, aa thu time went by, ol fainter 1 hogan to fiud he wemory of last July, July has como again at last With summer gowns the rocks are ga It seemed an echo of the past To oot her on the Leach to-day; Sho's even fairer than of vore, And yet T conld not tall you why I find the girl an awful boro— 8o doug it is sives lust July, | —m— NNUBIALITE One of Commodore Garrison's daughters i said 1o be agad to Mr, Chandon, of th champaign fiem of Moot & Chaudon, 0. P. Huntiogton, tho willionaire railroad King, was quis ied to Mrs, A. D, Wor shani at Now York Saturday norning, Rev Houry Ward Beecher ofticiating, It is an open secret at St. Petersburg that it i inte In proce«s of time, to s1cange i warriage batween the Czar \\& and tho younger daughters of ta@Crown Prince ot Germany, The newly-appointed minister to ( Hon, Johu A, Kasson, 1ong has baen tor for the ha f Mr. Frelinghuysen's daughter, whose main objection, possibiy no rewoved, has been going to live with Lim o tho west, C Girls, when you marry, bo sure to wed a big strong, healthy man. While in nine cases ou of ten he won't bring up the coal, be'll com iu handy in the fa)l tositon aBbe illedwr | Autnmn leaves to press thom,—Pi iladelph's Chronicie- Herald, P The latest gossdp about Mrs, Senator Fai is that she is about to marry the society edit, of & San Fravcisco journal, She ls sti') eom in Newton county, Ark. In the mortheastern island of Terra del | o the Ua people, who intermarry fre quently with the more southern Yahgzans (as they are called by the Englich missionarios) | are the tallest race in the world, according to the French Mission to Cupe Horn report, pre- sontod & the Academy of Sclonoo, P by Dr. Hahn. In steck and rpeech th ple appear closely related to the Patagonians of the continent. A curious chicken js on exhibition at Den- ver,Col. T il anomaly is_describsd as being oovered with down of & yellowish char- acter, and having o flat beak resembling a gosling or youog duck, one foot being webbed like that of a water-fowl, while tho otber is not. Tauil feathers of soft cnaracter are out about aninch and a half. But the most striking features are the complete absance of eyes or any formation indicative of lhem, and the occularity of the wings, if they may be socalled. The left one 15 not jointed, but curves down tho side, terminating at the breest bone; the right one is simply a stump, about half an inch long. The little freak of nature is evidently healthy, is guided alto- gether by the paréuts “‘cluck” and in feeding takes its position close to ths mother'r head. An Tgyptian Mummy was dissected at Cornell university recently. It was given to President White by Cousul General Pomeroy, who cbtained it at the necropolis in upper Egypt. A French scientist translated the hieroglyphics on the case and found that the body enclosed was that of a man named Pen; who lived in_tho 23d dynasty, about S00 years B, C. The bandages about the body were of a yellowish color, about 10 feet lony and four inches wide, aud were made of linen and fringed at the ends, They were but on vory symmetrically, one layer being crosswise, tho neéxt up aud down, Tho head was fouud to be in o good state of preservation; the hair had bLeen shaven closely, but on the back of the nead a little could bs seen, which was of a sandy color; the beard also could ba re- uized, The face was of a medium size with a_Jow forehead, a Roman nose and ather high cheek bones, altogether a good- king face, taking the man'’s age into con- sideration. As the Unwrapping was goivg on a grain of wheat, well preserved, was found. Between the legs parts of the viscera, which had been taken from the body, were found carefully wrapped in linen cloth, The body was hard and of dsrk brown color, five feet and five inches in hight, and the nails of the fingors and toes were as perfect a3 when the body was placed in its narrow limits. A num- ber of small heetles that had bored their way through the case were found among the bandages. — THE TWIN TOWNS, The Growth and General Prosperity of the Siamese Towns of Nemana, Correspondence of Tug Bre. Noxrit Aupury, July 17, 1884 —We continue to receive and read your excellent paper, and, without attempting to flatter, or make comparisons, ‘‘which aro odius”—voics this community and the intelligent reading public of the state, by saying you publish the par ox- collonce journal of this state, in thls, that it more nearly reflects the real sentiments of our people, and other live questions of the day, than any other paper in the state, The crops in this portion of th state are more promising than has been wit- nessed for yeara; especially corn, which is our backbone of wealth, The hay crop is large, and witha full realization of the present prospect for corn, weaith must teem into the pockets of our thrifty and industrious farmers, Our smali fruit crop was never better. Ourapplo crop is fully equal to that of any provious year This and adjoining counties will be able to furnish large quantities of the very best quality of apples for export this season, It would be well for your fruit dealers to bear this in mind when ordering their eupplies. Our town boom is rather quict at pre- ent, especially the north end, or Auburn ! By the use of this w6 wo call it, Several reasons might given for t One in particular which %0 may be critlsised by our own people for mentioning, but 1t remains a fact, novertheless. Wo refer to the sclfish course pursued by the assumed guardian of this town—the Post. The courso of ssid journal ia severcly condemned by our proply when it challenges the mo. tives of any man or set of men who invest iu this or the south side. 1t is not our vineo to reject money and hen, if thuy aid ia_ balding up cither oud of our common center, whether they are Church Howe men or not. And in alluding to our champion, Uhurch Howe, permit me to say that he prominence he has mssumed in national politics makes us feel proud and built up, and it eeems now to be con- ceded on all hands that Mr. Howe can and will take the delogation from this county to the congressional convention, i bis interests for congresaman. Why should this not bel What has Mr. Weaver done! Where is he, and vho would kuow—accept they should look at the cougreesional dirsctory—that 1@ wasour congressman On the other hand if Church succeeds he would be a national character, known from Muine to California, as he is to- lay, Some of|Church’s mre politic friends siuk this public announcement of his urposes not wise, but we know no good an cone of “‘hiding our light under a w hel,” and we aro determined to be cen and heard gt the Beatrice conven- 1on, August, 20, 1884, Yours for Binine and his Nebraska Manager, NeMAHA, achandBowols I RENEDY tho Stome i el ipeedily xogain thele L strength, and the e I blood ia purified. XIDNEYS It is pronounced by LIVER hundreds of the beat | BLADD! dootorn to be tho Of TANE LY CURT for all ‘ ¥inds of Kidney D { YL nds of Kidney Dise el [y | DROPSY tablo, and curos when | GRAVEL other medicines fail. 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Spasms, Eclampsy and i Nervousness are RAVICALLY CURED i | BY MY METIIOD. . I'he Honorariums are due only after success, "' REAL ESTATE EROKERS. 213 South 1h Stevrg~ 24 Treatment by Correspondence PROF. DR, ALBERT, Awarded tho first class golidl Medal for merits by the “Socletio Seiontifiy (the French Scientific Soc 6, Place du frone, G, PARI m&a wedksat —THE MILD POWER CURES,— UMPHREYS’ OMEOPATHIC mher tho i j pliss cian Woems, v wor, Wori Colii L Crying Calle, or Teething of | I Diarrhen of i or Ndulia s ol icisis E3SS-BESEE L Neura Hoadnches, tlck loadach : Wh Croup! &ait Fonnm, 1y heamada, 1 e | i and Ague Uhill. Fover, Agites B 17 Tlind or Pleed; .. 8 ! 1% Catntrin acite orciis B Whionfig Mt b 21 General Dentiity, Thysic 27 Kidney Disen 240 Norvons | 0. Urinary W 32 Dixonse of ) Faipl'ailon, 1,00 i FOL Dy Arugglsta: of 8t by the Case, or aine 10 VAT, Troa ot charker on recelpt of Drice. Hond for' e | (143 pages), al Addrow, b PRl DOCTOR | WHITTIER 617 §t. Charles §t., §t, Lonis, Mo, nnheeya ook on Blsenso Ge. ated Cnl W i L 3 Arces ol o Medica ¢ s o longer o | nt o, B D B f et Qonta han, 18 B kil Nervous’ 'Prostralion, 'Debiilty. Montal ai PhySIcal Weakness i Mercuilel dnd oiher Atloe tions of Throat, Skin or Bones, B1ood Polsoning, old Sores and UICArs, wo treatet wih wiparslicied Diseases Arising from Indiscretion, Exposure dulgen Lasston Ruaah S deiets wory. i aver ety "o Fuiinles, coutute rringe fmproper or a7 Yipbiel i wited " WHEE for g uestios A Positive Written Guarante ble ui o lagulriitve b buicrat to il © 58 promeid by 1a advice tcaith, Braswn