Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, July 14, 1884, Page 2

MONDAY JULY 14, 1834, OMAHA DAILY BEE-- Vital Questions A the most eminent physician Of any school, what is the best thing inthe world for quicting and allaying all irrtation of the netves, and curing all forms of nervous somplaints, giving natural, childlike refresh- ing sleep alway “And they will tell you unhositatingly Some form of Hope! 11" CHAPTER 1 Ask any or all of the most eminent phys foians: ““What is the best and only remedy that oan be relied on to cure all diseases of the kid- neys and urinary organs; &uch as Bright's di ease, diabetos, retention, or inability to re urine, and all the diseases and ailments } culiar to Women"— “And they will tell you oxplicity and em. phatically ** Buchu//1" Ask the same physicians “What is the most reliablo and surest cure or diseases or dyspepsia; constipation , billiousness, ‘malaria, fever, ague, they will toll you drake! or Dandelion ! Hence, when these remedies are combined with -— - ‘others e qually valuable. And o nded into Hop Bitters, such dertul and mysterious curative power is aeveloped, which is 8o varied in its operations that no disease or il health can possibly oxist or resist its power, and yot it is Hurmloss for the most frail woman, weakest inva- lid cr smallost child to use. CHAPTER 11, “Patienta “Almost dead o nearly dying” Foryears, and given up by physicians, of Bright's and other kidney d s, liver com- plaints, severo coughe, called consumption, have been cured. Women gone nearly erozy /111! From agony of neura nervonsness, wake- fulness,and various,disensts peculiar to womon. People drawn oat of shape from excruciating pangs of rheumatism, inflammatory aud chronic or suffer- og from seoluia NEW ZEALAND. Large Cities Lighted With Electric Lamps Well Provided Witk Tele- phoues and Other Modern Convenicnes, Thousands of Miles of Railroad and Telegraph Lines in Operation, Theatres, Daily Papers, Universities, Men of Learning and Emi- rn nent Poets, 8t. Louis Republican, Hon. G. W. Griffin, United States consul to New Zealand, with headquart- ers at Auckland, is in the city, stopping at the Southern. He is accompanied by his little daughter, Miss Lulu, and will remain here to meet his other daughtor, Miss Virgiline, who has been attending a school near this city, Mr. Griffin is a brother of Dr. Hamilton Grifflin, step- father of Mary Anderson, who is now in Earope. Mr. Griffin said : “Miss An- derson first started in her theatrieal reer on a tour as a star from St. Louis, and the Missouri Republican waa the first to recognize her morits, speaking of her as being the successor of Charlotte Cushman and Sarah Siddons. Nobody believed 1t then, but this country and Kuropo have since endorsed the Repub- lican’s critical judgment. It was a good deal for o nowspaper to risk its critical reputation on a mere child 16 years of Miss Andorson is only 24 years old | tion, and in fact, al Naturo is heir t Have beed cured by Hop Bitters, proof of which can be fouad in every noighborhood in the known world. 4 None gentiine without a_ bunch of greon Hops on the white lahel Shiun all the v stuff with “Hop” or *‘Hogs” In their Alike on the veranda of the mansion of woalth ago. now.” Mr. Griflin sailed from New Zealand on the 27th of May, via San Francisco, Manngo aprarents 1 [and arrived in Washington on_the 20th ing, and Is prépared In | of June, when he reported to the govern- o fow minutes Fall [mont and received from Sccrotary Fro- jons_nccompany | each oan tor cus ards, N puddings, eto. Pt in Mo iza cspeoially adaptod y all Druggists and also by many i0io’s Food does not tax the digealive or- WOOLRICH & Co., on Iabel, linghuysen his instructions to proceed to his post ot the expiration of his leave of beence, on the 15th of August. Before leaving New Zealand Mr. Griflin was presented with a public address by his worship, the mayor of Auckland (W, R. Waddell), presidents of all the chambers of commerce in the colony. The address was as follows: To T. F. Gniffin, Bsq., U. 8. consul, in New Zealand—-Sir: We avail ourselves of your departure from this colony to ex- Dress our sonse of the important services you have rendered New Zealand, in the valuablo papers on tho varied resourcos of this colony which, from time to time, you have furnished to the government of the United States. Everything that patient reserch, unwearied industry, and acquired knowledge could do to make your nation acquainted with the the ca- pabilities of the British colony of New Zealand has been done by you with dis- tinguished ability, The parliament of this colony, in printing your valuable papers in a collected form, has marked its high appreciation of the value of your contribution to the industrial progress of this young nation. in the important work which you have conducted and comploted with so much patience and Hiarly adaptel. wiace | obility, you have not only laid this colo- digestive orgavs,and | ny under great obligations, but have rneters dmaaieal | powerfully aided the greater work of 2 Tl 1 fuences. 1t re: | showing how much the English colonics L FUCAME AR pravgiits of Australia have in common with the H :T;:fl:,,_{;’;,';;m United States of Ametica, above all, as heattifully ltlmui the x:preln]nh:‘i’va of your great }rlmlfivi.-n, oo thelidneysand | you have played no mean part in helping R il ou vaiohes | vo devolopl:’ and deopen the bond of sym- pathy which. more potent than written G5¢., $1. %0 ana¥1.76 to familes. trocers. gans, . WUPPZRNANY, GOLB AENT, 51 BROADWAY. N. Y. e o the n ceds of th ourlst, commercia traveler nnd now sot. CCLEBRATED tler, Hostettor's St mach Bitters 40,000, with a royal opera house, two SIXTY MILKS AN HOUR, theaters and a haif dozen newspapers,two i of which are dallies, The imports of agricultural machinery from the United States are ncreasing, ——— mies Pilea are fraquently preceded by s sonse of weight in the back, loina and lowar part of the abdomen, causing the patient to suppose he has somo affection of the kidneys or neighboring organa, At times, sym toms of indj n are prosent, as flatuency, nneasiness of the stomach, ete. A moisters like perspiration, Jroducing Aery disagreeable itching gmyfiw_u- arly at night after getting warm in_bed, its very common attendant, Intarnal, External and Ttching Pilos yiold at once to the applica- tion of Dr, Bosanko's Pile Remedy, which acts directly urn the parts affected, absorbing the tumors, allaying the intonse itching, and ef- fecting a permanent cure where othor rome- dies have failed. Do not delay until the drain on the systom produces permanent _disability, but trv it and be cured, = Schroter & Becht, “Trade supplied by 0. F Goodman,” e A Shark-Fight on Land. Galigman's Messinger. A fearful shark adventure is reported from Passade, a_small fishing viliage be- tween Nico and Villefranche. Two fish- ermen returned late in the evening with a shark measuring ten feet in length in tow. The monster had been harpooned, and lost considerable blood which fact had enabled them to draw it on shore easily and ocure it in_their hut, intend- ing to take it for exhibition to Nice the noxt day. About two in the morning a horrible noise arose from the hut, the unearthly howling of a dog and screeches of children predominating. The two fishermon hurriedly lit their lamps and hastened to the spot, when a terrible sight met their gaze, The monster, whose wounds were mortal, had so far recovered, that he was seen flapping about, snapping at everything within reach, The dog, which had been left by the bed of the two children, who, with their mother, occupied the hut, had been nearly bitten in two, The mother her- self in irying to shield her infants, had had her leg cutoff below the knee. One of the men seized a harpoon, and managed to strike the brute in the eys, but, in the terrific bound it gave, the lamps were knocked over and extinguished, and a struggle of unprecedented horror took placo in the dark. The fishermen sud- denly made for tho door, but were unable to open it, [un the meantime a neighbor- ing fisherman had been drawn to the spot by hearing the fearful din, With his help the two children were first res cued through a small window above the door, after which this was broken down by the united efforts of the men. The shark was hold in respect by means of of the table, the legs of which were already bitten through as se much atraw, and directly tho door was opened, it flapped. its way outside and sought the sea. It was mastered in the end, how- ever, through a harpoon thrust in the remaining eye. Dr. Gabrielli was im- mediately sent for and amputated the stump from the mother's leg; it is ex- pected she will recover. The children luckily escaped unhurt. — ———— Wei de Meyer. 1t it now undisputed that Wie Die Mey- er's Oatarrh Cure i3 the only treatment that will absolutely cure Catarrh—fresh or Chronfe. “Very _efficacions. Saml Gould. Woeeping Water, Neb.” Oue box cured me, Mra. Mary Kenyon, Bismarck, Dakota,” *“Tt restcred me to the pulpit, Rev. George E. Reiw, Cobloville, N Yo7 *Onn box radicaily cured me, Rov. O, I Tahlor, 140 Noble stroet, Brooklyn' ' A perfezt cure after 30 years suffering, J. D, McDonald, 710 Broad- An Insane Engineer Terrifics His Pas- sengers. Scranton (Pann,) Rey James Strect, whose residence is on Sanderson avenue, was until lsst Thurs- day locomotive enginoer on the Lehigh and Susquehanna Disision of the Phila. delphia and Reading Ratirond Company. For_many years he was in the employ of the Now Jersey Contral Railroad Com- pany. He ran the fastest train on the road, and was considered to be one of its very best engincers, Ho had always been exceedingly careful, and_nccidents to his train were uncommon. For sever. al months past Street is said to have had his mind on some sort of an_invention pertaining to railroading, and it is sup- posed that he has lost his mental equili- brium in consequence. Last Thursday he started from Easton for Green Ridge with his passenger train, He ran it as well and as carefully as usual until ho approached tho Mauch Chunk Station, Then he put on a full head of steam and ehot past the station at o frightful rato of speed, rounding the sharp curves, and scaring the passengoers. A number of persons who had boug tickets ¢ for [Mauch Chuuk were on the train, and on the station platform stood a #core or move of people who desired to take the train for the North, They were almost dumbfounded to sce the train fly past tho station, 1ts speed seemed to in croase as the distence between it and the station increased. The waiting passen- gors had never witnessed such a sight bo fore as they wondered at the peculiarity of the experience, whilo the people on the train behind the insane engin be- came more and more frightened as they flew over the iron highway. Among the watchers on the platform of the Mauch Chunk station was the local superintend ent of the railroad. He surmized that something was wrong with Engineer Street, for ho had never known that hitherto faithful employe to disobey any rule of the road. After the train had gone a mile or two past Mauch Chunk the conductor pulled the bell-cord and stopped the train, Then he went to the engino and saw that En gineer Street’s eyes looked wild, and that he appeared to bo nervous and excitable. He took particular care not to say or do anything that would annoy him, and he was careful not to let Mr. Stroct think that he suspected his action in running past the station was induced by insanity. Neither did he reproach him for what he had done, but in a quiet and gentle way ordered him to back up to the Mauch Chunk Station The train had been run over bridges and around sharp curves at the rate of 60 miles per hour, and the cars had swayed s0 much from oneside to the other of the track that the ‘women and children pas- sengers were pale from fright. Engineer Street obeyed the commaud and backed the train down to Mauch Chunk. Tt was found that the boiler was nearly dry, and the wonder was that it did not explode. The superintendent had Street taken to the polico station, and placed another man on his engino. Street was notat all pleased at the change which had taken place in such a brief space, and he most strenuously objected to being forced to leave his train and be thrust in a prison cell. Street was well taken care of, how- ever, and his treatment was gentle and he was blican, July & way, N. &o. Thousands of testimo.- | Kind. On tho following ~day a nials aro recoived from all parts of the worldi- | brought to ehis city and taken to his Delivered, $1.00. Dr. Wel Do Meyer's Iby | home at GrogtyRidge. Mra. Streot did Iustrated Treatios,” with statements of the cured, mailed free. D, BB, Dewey & Co., “12{Fulton,Strect, N. ¥ tna-t.hurs & sat-m&Sem | —— “An Ex(raso'nary Person,” San Francisso Argonant, Apropos of traveling Pritishers, I am reminded of an incident which occurred when Professor Tyndall was lecturing in New York in 1872, A number of statesmen went down on the train from Washington to witness his first appearance in this country, and next day, with numbers of prominent New everything to piehse and amuse him and to keep him from wandering. For a time he appeared to be contented. He sat out in the yard and seemed to enjoy himself during the greater part of Saturday. On Saturday evening he came down to the city, and began to throw monoy around with reckless prodigality. Ho represented himself to be a mill'onalre, and said that he was abundantly able to buy out either the Lackawanna Iron and Steel company or the Dickson Manufac turing company. He said that money was 1o object to him whatever; he had <y hll,w;llllv;l;‘lriflul!hn oode " Whaa ovor: B SToMAY s como by fatigus, | ronties, will ono day bind togother tho TTE TRty s iact | varloita ections of the Eaglish -apeaking . A debilitated ffnd race. For sale by sll druggists and dealers gonerally. you that prosperity and success which your distinguished attainments and ser- RED STAR LINE mayor of the city of Auckland; Laurence D. Nathan, prosident Auckland Chamber Wellington Chamber of commerce; J., D. SAILING EXE};:’:ATURDAY. McPherson, president Christenurch 1t a reliablo source of renewed strength and comfort, Inibidding yougood-ty, wo wish vices 8o well deserve.—W. R. Waddel, Bolgian Boyal and U.S, MailSteamers | of commerce; J. Moyavish, prosident Chamber ot commere; (Giraves Aickin, HEW YORK AND ANTWERP |{niime, “"Non" Zertmsd,” day 5, 1884, T'he Rhine, Germany, Italy, Holland and France Btoerage Outward, §20; Prepald from Antworp, $1g; l‘.umrh\'(m, #'9, including bedding, eto, 2d Cabin, $60; Round e, $90,00; Kxcursion, $100; Saloon trom 860 | merce (L. ). Nathan) and the response 4 y of Mr. Griftin fill three columns in the 'fl?t Wright & Sone, Gon, Agonte, 656 Broad. Auckland duilz pap tegarding New The addressos mado by the mayor and the president of tho chamber of com- land, the colony is Caldwoll. Hamilton & Co., Omaha. P. i H enn & Co., 508 N. 16tk Borcet. Omaba: 1. %, s | the most prosperous in Australasia, = 1t all, OmahaAgente. méo cod-1y | has a populatinn of 550,000 inhabitants, embracing sbout 40,000 of the aborigines, know as the Maori race, the highest type of all the inhabitunts of the South Sea lelands, THE ABORIGINES, They are the only savage race that don’t elay their prisoners taken in war, The king of the Maoris, Tauliiao, is now in Loudon, where he has been received with great honor by the British govern- went and people. Ho is tall aud com- wanding looking person, and talks vory little English, He took the pledge be- fore leaving Auckland, having sailed the month before Mr, Grifindid. These na- tives live in what is called the *“‘King country.” They are all nominal chris- tians, They generally wear a flax mat about the loins; their arms and legs are bare, and the skin of the face and body are_very elaborately tatooed, Their food is cooked in stone ovens, Theix favorite dishes are “‘kumarus,” a kind of swoet potatoes, and fat pigs. Pigs were first imported thers by Capt. Cook. These people are now no longer cannl- $11.950 IN CASH GIVEN AWAY ‘To the SMOKERS of Blackwell’s Genuine Bull Durham Smok- ing Tobacco. Yorkers, called on the learned professor at his rooms in the St. Nicholas. During the recoption Professor Tyndall sidled over in his peculiar fashion to a friend, and, pointing to a gentleman whc was busily conversing at the other end of the room, whispered: **Who is that extr’- onary person?” ““That one? Oh, he's the senator from California,” “Most_extr'onary—most extr'onary!’ exclaimed the scientist. “‘Why, what's the matter with him} What's he been doing?”" “‘Oh, nothing of any consequence, only he asked whether I didn’t think the sun was inhabited. millions of it, and why should he not spend it, was a question which he put to the tradesmen whom he dealt with. They withal so liberal a customer, and the goods which he purchased were paid for atonce. Ho bought a sot of furniture in one place for §115 and counted out the money. At other stores he purchased presents for his friends and ordered the dealers to send them to his friend’s resi- dences. 1In this way he managed to ex- pend nearly £300, Yesterday bis brother wont around and recovered the money which the deranged engineer had got rid of 80 quickly, Nothing very peculiar or strange in Streot’s conduct occurred on Sunday. He remaine2 at home, and was were pleased to meat so wealthy and |} moro republicans in the one state than the other. And this yesr they propose to see whether a majority of the West Virginia voters are to bsallowed to de- termine the throw of her electoral votes. They propose a canvass of the state aftor Northern methods. They propose to make the appeal by argument: to make the state vooal with republican oratory, to organize and canvass, and to have a fair count. - — To make a salad that is certain to please all tastes you need only use Durkee's Salad Dressing. Nothing equal to it was ever offered, and none so popular, It is a superb table sauce. — FRIAKS OF ELECTRICITY, What Came of the Contact an Elec- teic Light and Telephone Wires, New York Herald, Mr. J. Elliott Smith, president of the Firo devartment Telegraph bureau officially notified the fire commi of the damage cansed by theelectric light current of the Brush company on Satur- day evening. Ho says that the springs on the testing instrument in the Central office in Mercer streot wore burned out and the insulation dest The bell magnets in circuit No. the resi- dence of President C.J. Van Cott and the vice medical officer and those at tho ropair shops and at the honse of en, company No. 18 wery also destroyod. In the house of President Van Cott the current jumped from tho telephone cur- rent to that of the gong wire, forming s arc and sotting fire to the baseboards, floor and carpots, Further damage was provented by the action of Mr. Van Cott in promptly cutting away the wires from the window It was ascertained on the following morning that the cause of the electric light current bei on the firo depart wires across a department wire at the corner of Broadway and Thirtieth street. The pecuniary damage sustsined by the departinent s slight, but there were ren- dered useless during the time required to make repairs one box, one telephone and one alarm circuit, Four years ago, r thereabouts, tho fire department ellowed the Brush Klec- tric Light company to run their lines on some of the department poles on the west side of the city, Mr. John J. Gor- man, one of the commissioners, it is said reluctantly voted to give the com- pany this permission but matters pro- greesed pleasantly until one night whea Mr. Gorman’s residence was set on fire by the electric light current. ——— A CARD.—To all who_are suffering from exrors and fudiscretions of youth, nervons weakness, early docay, I 1 & recij o that will clire you, FRX edy was discovered Ay ca. Send sl addressed Joskri T, Ixuax, Station D. New York. dy e m & cod 0 use of the tern in connection with orate namo of a greatr: 8 of ust what tions—all of whic! shed by tho groatess railway iu America, {moaco, mwavkes And St. Paul. J3owne and operates over 4,600 miles ot met wires was the falling of an electric | #MANKNOOD RESTORED, victim of early fmprudence, eausing nervous . prematy A, 010 SRt Se. Naw Vare 18! Dr, Tanner CROUASE’S BLOCK, Corner 16th and Ca OMAELL, = = CHRONICDISEASKES i all their forms. are suffering from tho effects do well to avail itol Avenue, INIEIES. So any kind or cl oas or_Private Disonse, which he undertakesand fails 1o cure, AGED MEN—Many men betw 80, aro troubled With o too the bladder, often smarting and burning se ho system_in oount for, y_eediment w or the color will b of a thin, n o darkand torpid ap who die of this difticuly Organs. Imported Beer IN BOTTLES Lou Milwanke Milwaukee Northern Iilinots, Wisconsin, Minuosots, Towa Dakota; und ss t8 mais lines, branches and connes tions reach il the great buainces contres of the Northwest and Far West, 1t naturally auswero ths deseription of Skort Line, and Best Route between Chicago, Milwaukeo, St. Paul and Minncapols. Chicago, Milwaukee, La Crosse and Winona. Chlcago, Milwaukoe, Abordeen ard Ellendale Chicago, Milwaukeo, Eau Claire and Stillwater: Chicago, Milwaukee, Wausau aud Merrill. Chicago, Milwaukce, Beaver Dam and Oshkosh, Chicago, Milwaukoe, Waukesha and Oconomowos. Chicago, Milwaukce, Madison and Prairie du Chiep ai Milwaukeo, Owatonna and Fafribault, o, Boloit Janesvillo and Mineral Polnt., in, Rockford and Dubuque. ton, Rock Island and Cedar Raplds, ncil Bluffs and Omaha. oux City, Sioux Falleand Yankton Milwaukco, Mitcholl sad Chamberlatn, sland, Dubugue, 8t. Paul and Minneapolis. Calmar, 6. Paul and Mipneapolia. 8'eepersand the Finest Dining Cars In are run_on the main ines of the CHICAGO, AND ST. PAUL RAILWAY, and every attention is paid to passengera by courteous employes of the Corapany. . MERRIL A Chicago, hi o IR, Gen' Pasa, Agb. 0. Pass. Agh O, Nelson, CHAMBER, .y April 4, 1883, On tho 27th of February, 1883, T was taken with a violent pain in the region of th kidneys. 1 suffored such agony that 1 could hardly stand up. As soon as pousible I applied two Aricock’s Po- rous Plasters, one over each kidney and loid down. In an_hour, to my surprise uncommonly quiet. Yesterday ho frightencd his wife and noighbors by firing gun off promiscuous- ly ubout the neighborhood. Ho said he wanted to kill a few peoplo bufore ho went down to Haston and murdered a railroader there against whom ho had a grudge. Street said furthor that ho intended to start for Kaston on ono of the afternoon tralus, Policomen were ond delight, the pain had vanished and [ was well. 1 woro the plasters for a day or two as a precaution, and then removed them., I have beon using ALLCOCK'S Porous Plasters in my family for the last ten years, and have slways found them the quickest and best extornal remedy for colds, strains, kinks and rheumatio affections, From my expori- ence & beliove they are jthe best plaster tn the world. placed at the Lehigh and Susquehanna atations to watch for him, but he did not attempt to leave the city. Street's neighbors watched him with extrome caution,and did nothing to cause him to suspect that they were making preparations to take him to an Insane asylum, Yesterday aftornoon tho proper papers were made out, and arrangements were made for J, W. Bolce and Constable Dates to take him to a Philadelphia pri- vate insane asylum. The mode of obtain- ing his consent to accompany them was to make him believe that they were in. Hexry O, Nawsox, e ——— A 8ad Look Ahead. The genuine has picture of BULL on every package, bals, having coased feeding on missiona- [ Detroit Freo Pros ries some thirty years ago. They are| Iirst school-girl, with sudden intorest, hoapitable to strangers, and thelr word is | *'Oh, I forgot to tell you that I waa en- terested in his inventions, and that they were going there in order to assist him {n procuring patents on them, sacred but it is true, The Maoris have recently given their consent to the con- struction of railways through their lands and a route from Auckland scroes their territory, #0 as to connect with the ports ook tms | of the South Islands, has just boen sur- veyed. In the Maori tribo & newspaper has been published for several years by a o) citizen of the United States, ‘h, Wm. (l)’ ¥v£ %rinfi"“ B B e ot Kot Hass, sviabllah VE FOR ued it since his death, 'he publication & SPECIF] i callod Korimako, the native name of TIHE CURE OF ALL DISEASES OF Fox ENTY 3 i " | the bell bird of New Zealand, one of the i’ ool oy ity ol £ sweetest lill'il’l‘l in the world, Mr. Suow also established & mission, the expense TWI thie Veterin FHIeTS, reeders, very Stable ant o of which is still sustained by his family. o y -Qnflw V‘w;n,v ual, 00 pp For particulars see our next announcement. Por Mo, Quick sate. Civisie Agsocy, 160 Fullon 5L, vico from Spurgeon's college in London, There is no question that the mission and the paper have done a vast amount of good in reforming the natives and in improving their condition, New ‘ealand = | consists of two large islands, north and south island, seperated by Cook’s strait,s noble channel 160 miles long and 100 miles broad throughout half its length. The length of the country, from Cape The missionary was selected by Snow st by iai on e, 0 ents 52 Faumphiers sent f60 ob AppIication HUMPHREYS HOMEOPATHIC MED,CO 109 Ful ton Bireet, New York, That may bo_scarcely belleved, | goged. o e Nothing Made In Vain, We are told that nothing was made in vain; but what can be said of the fashion- ablo girl of the period? Is n't she maiden vain! Hood's %lfllplri“l is made in Lowell, Mass,, where there sre more bot- tles of it sold than of any other sarsapa- rilla or blood purifier. And it is never taken in vai. At purifies tho blood, strengthens the system, and gives now lifo and vigor to the entire body. 100 doses 81, ““Really?” “Oh, yes, and I am so happy I don't know what to do. ‘*That's just the way I felt, but after you have been engaged thirteen or four- teen times you won't glve it a second thought, l’udaed. yuu‘ll have to stop to think of his name." — —— Horsford's Acid PPhosphate Advantageous in Dyspepsia. Dr. G. V. Dousky, Piqus, Ohio, says: I have uned it in dyspe ith very marked benefit. 1f there is deficiency of ncid in the stomach, nothing aflords more roliof, while the action on the nervous system is docidedly beneficial, N A Good Reason, From Texas Siftings At social gathering, & young widow did not engage in tripping the light fan- tastio too. A gentleman approached her and asked : *Are you going to danoe this evening?” +Not until after midnight,” e — At the Corner Grocery, *"There's a little too much hippodrome about that sugar you sold me,” said & customer to a grocer the other day. “How's that?” 'Wall, there's not sugar enough in it for coffoe and there's hardly saud enough tor mortar,” “That shows you don’t understand our great combination brand,” blandly re- turned the diluter, *‘you've only got to by e e B uso twice as much and the residue is just G I G IEI. PRINCIPAL LINE PROM CHICAGO,PEORIA &ST.LOUIS, DY WAT OF OLAEA AND LINCOLXN 70 DENVER, OR YIA EANSAS CITY AND ATCHISON to DENVER Conneeting tn Unlon Depots at Kansas Ciiy, Omahaand Denver with through trains for SAIN FPRANCISCO An 01 n GGOING IMASIT, Conneoting in Grand Union Depot At Chicago with through trains for NEW YORK, BOSTON, And all Eastern Clites. At Peoria with through traina for Indianay. olls, Cineinnat, Columbus, and all points in the South.Enat.’ At St. Louls with' through tinins for all points South. , Parlor Oars, with RRe free), Smoking Cars with Revolying Chairs, Pullmian Palace Sleoping Cars and the famous O. B. £Q. Dining run daily toand from Ohicago and Kansa Chicago and Couneil Bluffs: O Ihieago, St. Jo without'chani Elegunt Day Cos clining Chairs (seat 1y thro olr between oln and Denver, and Ohlcag City and Denver. 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The city of Auckland has & population of “Lw sapari needed, it now. il To Fight for West Virginia, all run down, and Hood's Sar- | Utica Herald (Rep.) proved just the modicine I} The republicans have beiter right to write hundreds of people, Take | the vote of West Virginia than to that of Connecticut, for the reason that there are i 1o be the Finest Eqnl.plfed Railroad in the Werld for classec of Travel, Through Tickets via this line far eale £t o . R, coupon ticket otfices in the United State sad Canasda, . J. POTTER, Vice-Frea &G PERCEVAL LOW Maiager. Gen P .64 S HAS NO UPERIOR. The Steck is a Burahle Piano. THE STECK HAS SINGING QUALITY OF TONE FOUND NO OTHER PIANO, SOLD NLY BY WOODBRIDGE BROS. 215 OPERA HOUSE, OMAHA NEB. TAPROVED SOFT ) ELASTIO SECT! GORSE DREUI @ OF 2 ieidolph'st, Coleaga F. 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