Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, May 31, 1884, Page 2

2 OMAHA DALY REHYWERNNTQONA vV me A AF AN ann OMAHA DAILY BEE-~SATURDAY MAY 31, 1884, —— e e 9 TIME OUT OF 100 Dr, Thomas' Eclectric Oil CURES Rhoumatism and Neuralgia. 99 TIMES OUT OF 100 Dr. Thomas’ Eelectric Oil CURES A Cold or & Honrseness. 19 TIMES OUT OF 20 Dr. Thomas' Eclectric Oil CURES Asthma and Diphtheria, 49 TIMES OUT O Dr. Thomas' Eclectric Oil CURES Croup and Affections of the Throat. 50 SOLD F\'FR\ \VHHH. STRCKP AN[] HAS NO SUPERIOR. ’ The Steck is a Durahle Pianc. THE STECK HAS SINGING QUALITY OF TONg FOUND IN NO OTHER PIANO, SOLD ONLY BY WOODBRIDGE BROS., 215 OPERA HOUSE, OMAHA NEB, DR.HORNE’S ELEGTRIC BELT PR /.‘ .NORN Y flm' it am Dumb Auu i Heltin netium thr [ Etant by the $1.000 Would Not Buv Dr. Horxn—I was affiicted with rheumatism and cured by using a belt. 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Blackwell's Bull Durham Bmoking Tolacco hus tho largest James Madioa] [nstibute Chartered by theStateof ILli- nois for theexpress pur) of giving immediate relietin all chroni nary and pri- permanentlycured by reme~ testedin a Forty Years ial eminal 48 1o eoporimeniing, &t once used in each wonal or by leties Zcines sent by Mall and Expres: package to Indicate contents or Qy . 204Washinglon 51, Ci L AMES,No. 204 as| nq!fln_u Chicags Bookofnaurly 300 pages num.mmu.mlnu ire. mu secits which eoutemplaiiog marriage fhoud kuow. Huudreds of o v 3" Ao ondw '.‘f.fifiumu B Louin M. * | stands out in the street th. | speakivg a word during the whol Wefore Taken, The rosy hue that deckad her face Was like the sea-shell's tint; Her form ideal, symetric grace, Eyos like sparks treed from flint. Hor golden rinlets hung in curls, Her diamonds, too, quite t ok me; Toeeth, two rows of uhin(nv ponrls All this beforo shio took it. AVTER TARING, Some lucky chap has cut mo out, And evenings takes her walking; I fool a little vexed, no doubt, For it starts the cossips talking; ot half w0 protty now dost nature mocks; ) bliishes 'neath her brow, She buys it by the box, Her form ac Tn made with c In a Jollar sto Thoy're nothing olse but paste Her gol len hair that droops in curls Hor falso complexion suita; Bocause, I've learned from other glrls, Tts not golden at the roots, Tor toeth are falss, upon my honor, Ahd penciled are hor lashes; made bright with belladona, ve forth the spurkling flashes, 5 fect reully sho Shooks, As she blushing nature apes 't think I'm like the fabled fox ab scorned the sour grapes). JOHN BoLIvER, Ji. —— i¥ FOR THE LADIES, HC Out in Dakota when a lady ‘‘cuta” man friend she does it with a knife, Tho square parasol is callad the *‘ngly girl's parasol,” Tt has had a great sale in Bosto gontlo- A muff in defined us *'a thing which holds a girl's hand and don't squsezo it * Who would bo a muff Flower bonnets are again fashionablo, “Those of white lilac, with plenty of groenery, aro among the prottiost. Lisle thread gloves find favor with the ma- jority of ladies, Thoy come in all the now “hades and shapes and at reasonablo prices, “This summor ladies are going to dross thoir hair as they did a hundrod years ago,” says nowspapor. ‘This makes some of tho ladios pretty old, Tho latost mathematical puzzle in England inwnid to bo this “Two ladies mot threo Iadies, they all kissod; how many kisses wero oxchanged?” Whon a woman, during h pleasant weathor, alf the day with & broom in her hand, it is no proof that sho is very industrious. Black lace mitta will bo worn to some ex- oxtont, but moro by olderly Iadies than any other. They have long wrists and fasten with & narrow black silk ribbon. Clara Bollo asks: “Why don’t beards grow upon women's fuces?” We will answer that quostion whon Clara tells us why beards do grow on men's faces. There is a marked provalenco thus far of brown and bronze hues, which in innnmerable shadoes and tones are excoedingly fashionable both in dress and millinery. When a young lady begins to take a live ulv interest In the arrangement of a young man’s necktie it's an infallible proof ot the existence of something more serious than sisterly regard on her part. ““The shawlette” is the latest fashionable wrap introduced by the Boston shop-keepers. Tho Philadolpbin Prows says it is particularly adapted to the girlette wearing the new snape of hatlette, Many ladios are avain choosing the glazed | § kid glove in preferonce to thoso which are un. drossed. Silk and linon gloves will, however, take tho load in popnlarity when tho weather becomes uncowfortably warm, “Somo day In_tho hence 1 hopo to be cro- mated,” says Kate Fiold, But Kate is a very superior parson, Your ordinary young woman ia hatisfiod £o b loe-crenmated {h th How.— (Cincinnati Saturday Night. Miss Bocky Jones hasrivals. Soven women in Georgia recently made a quilt without do oporation. Xt ought to ba,addod, lwovor, that they woro inmates of o doaf and dumb wstitution, Skeleton bonnets made of transparent gauzoes or gold braid, silk cheuille, or beadwork, in diamond patterns, showing the coiffure through the open-work designs which form the crown, are shown by all fashionable milli- ners, Young men who are pawning their winter overcoats to take their girls on an excursion may Do interested in knowing that the newest style of engagement ring is a diamond and a rul f or & dismond and a sapphire set at right angles or diagonally, A lady eader writes to say that she has been losing her hair recently, and wants to know what she shall do to prevent it, Kither keep your bureau drawer locked, or else dis- charge the hired 1lrl and got another of & com- plexion different from yours, Taste at present seems to incline toward rich material made in great simplicity. The wealthiost and most fushionable women wear but little trimming on their strest costumes; most of these being tailor-made, and alt: fu\lwr perfect in the matter of fit and drap- ng. The gauntlet glove, which was so popular for a_little tune, is now only used for riding and driving, Dogskin and undressed kid in this style come in_uvery shade of tan, green, brown and blue. The newest ones fusten by & patent clasp, and dark tan is tho fashionable color, When a young man is caught in a rain storm with o girl on each arm, you can tell protty wall what his prcferences aro by the way he holds his wiobrella. — Girls who_are in doubt about a matter of this sort may, however, find a litele difficulty in getting the right combina- tion of two girls un wmbrells and & rainy day. ~[Dotroit Froo Press, All the summer bonnets aro moro or less transparent. If of straw, the braid ix looped, and 5o shows spaces botween, Thire are o A T R T I ) semi-travsparent, aud of jotted net, chonil ountless bonuets mada o, dotted gauzs, and flowored tulle, which displays the arcangoment of the huir beneuth, High square aud poak- shaped crowns also aro soon, The newest liuen collars are cut to fit vory high, and are fustened close about the throdt with'n gem-set collar button of hammerod gold, Theso are worn_quite above the neck ot the drass, the tucker of French wnslin serviog to fill'up the intorim, The collars are finished with o bordering of fine embroidery in Bwiss or French ncodlework. Red parasols in satin and Turkey twill are still in voguo; these, however, ouly liok wall with an elulru black toilet, orin some very dark one, in which there is some color reliny- anco. A doep red sunshade, ourried by the wearer of a dark green foulurd, polka dotted with cardinal, was effective, but these effocts cannot be very extensively ropeated, as rod combines successfully with but fow costumes appropriate for the promenade, The twilled American surahs make very protty and inexponsive suits for the summer. and are cooler and lighter than gros grain or ottoman, Fourteen yards of black surah will make a stylish costume, provided there can be furnished” & foundation skirt of old silk or cheap alpacs, upon whkh to drape the tri mings and overdress. The skirt is trimmed either wlth deep flounces or kiltings,and above this is & full apron tunio, either finished with & very wige hem or edged around the front with a frifl of black Spanish or Escuiial luce. This tunie is draped permanently to the foun- dation skirt, The bodioe can be made to suit the wearer, and she has a wide choice this sea- won, black surah can be bought for one dollar & yard. The pale evening shudes are » trifie more expensive. A dressuf croam-white surab or other pale tiut can be made up as above described at little cost, - — IMPIETIES, A Paris young siuner nswed Keys, At church wisd to make himself snoeze; When his nose ke had loaded With suuff, it exploded, And bursted his pants 1o the knoees. [Pacis Beacon, After the services had ended in Plymonth church Sunday, Mr. Beechor invited th s gregation to wait & fow moments sud listen o a violin solo, This wust have been the con- cert after the show, Hurold is the five-yea uts and is unused to A plous uncle from the y Wik Tecent); wsked at breakfast to say grace, whizh ho di iusudibly, Harold leaned forward aud tried n as it was over “Ah, ha, T heard to catch the words, and as he exclaimed to his uncle, you, A Texan editor complains that, compared with the time squandered in buggy-i ling, the number of marcingos is ridiculonsly small, He is doubtloss distressed becanse he doesn't get got enongh wedding cake to replenish his empty larder, “The whole western portion of this country weeme to b honey-combed with infidelity,” snid Rev, J. Hyatt Smith of Breoklyn, Sun {ny, adding: “1ive missionaries must bo sent thare, It won't'do to send fools, I myself camo bk after baing thers th oles, Tho First Baptist church, of Salem, N. J., will have none other than o married preacher If the congrogation ia wldicted to seoking o is prefe ated that h a 825 feed whe donat Tn the choir, during the sermon, one of the quartette f Now's your chants,” said the organist to the soprano, anticlo the tencr.” ““You wouldn t dare dust,” said tho con- tralts, “You'l wake hymn up,” suggested the s, *T couldn’t make a better pun than that as sire as my name's Paalm,” remarked the boy that pumped the organ; but he said it solo that no one quartet’ A raligi s item from The Cleveland Leader: A rather unique social ocenrred Thursday eve- ning at thoe East End Methodist Episcopal church. Each female in attendance was woighed on entering, her weight being recorded with her name and a strip of paper which was aftarwards drawn from a hat by one of ths op. posite sex, who paid for the supper of the fair one whose name he _drew, at the rate of so much a pound, When tall men marshod up with wee girls, and thin men with fat ladies, the excitement was intense, and the resnlts ncially and enjoyably were very satisfac tory. The man's coat was split down the back and his trousers were torn at both knees, his hat was jammed in, his eye blackened, his collar gone, and his necktio stood out under one ear. Tha policeman eyed him suspicions- ly. **Seo hore,” ho said, “‘you look demoraliz- I reckon Tl have What in, a alugging mateh for? "h‘n all right " replied the demoralized one. *“I'm a deac n in Dr. Newman's church and have just roturned from a conference of the trustees and pew-owner, “Ah, yos," said the officer, “all righs; move on Mt you'll have to use koft gloves in the church aftor this, or we'll shut down on the whole thing " ‘When I‘lll}le Shall Fill the Presiden- tial Ohair, Denver Trllmm When “sports” shall cease to go upon a * tear,” When Denver's council shall like brothron dwell, When every turtle shall discard its shel!, When men in maidens shall no beauty see, When married pairs shall fuil to disagree, When Bostow's pride, great Sullivau’s knocked out, When anglars cease to lie about their trout, ‘When politicians seek their country’s good, ‘When brains shall be discovered in a dude, When placid Tentons censo to guzzle beer, When Holly water shall be sweet and clear, When Denver bummers ceuse to sell their votes, Whon Wall street brokers all ¢hall pay their notes, When (-m.u John Arking combs his curly m Whan gold is fonnd in barren Caur d'Alens, When ono small miuing camp shall coase to prate OF it prowpectivo “richost in tho state,” When heus from porcelain shall chickens hatch Thoro shall be honor in » walking match. —Toet who backed the wroug man, S RELIGIOUS, There are thirteen Sunday-scoools in Brook- Tyn with 1,0000 members onch, There are 81,717 clergymen and 17,207,8 church commuticants in’ the United States, Philadelphia is the leading Methodist city in this couutry, haviog nearly 100 churches within its limits, Bishop McNierney, of Aldany, has forbid- den the sale of intoxicating beverages at all excursions and picnics given by the churches in his diocese. Bishop Henry C. Potter proboses that ever{ clergyman whose sulary is 83,000 or - ver shall contribute an aunual percentage to increaxe the income of clergymen who receive less than 81,000, The plan is warmly indorsed by the poor clergy. Tho polyglot printing office of the Propa- ganda dates from 1826, and is perhaps the most celebrated in the world. At the time of the Vatican council it published the ‘‘Pater Noster” in 250 langusges, and has printed Bibles, catechisms, missals, etc., etc., in all known languages. The mortgage of $35,000 on the Third Pres- byterian church, Jersey City, has been paid by Mr. Mackenxio, on condition that the name bo changed to the Seoteh Church, that the property shall not be mortgaged to pay the current exponses and that thero shall be no instrumental music used in the rervices, Tho American revivalists, Moodsy and San: koy, are now laboring at Croydon, near Lon- don, On May 27 they begin a three weeks' wission on the Thames e kwent, The hall —a portable tabernacle -is to be on the A e ale it (AL tho Thimes embankient the evangelists Dring their libors to close for the present in Great Britain, A ringular cirenmstance in the history of the First Baptist church of Mystie, Conn,, the oldest church of that denomination in that stato, i that during the 137 years of ita ex- istence the mhe Wightmun, the first § years Ho was a descordant of | Wightmun, who was & ing ono of the religion gland, Rubbi A, Harris, of the covgregation Beth Ahaba, Richmond, Va,, writes in reply to Bishop Whippio ou the conversion of the Jews: “T bolieve that in 1wy Father's house thare ure many wansions’—a wansion for the good Caths 3 amansion for tue good Protestant, no mattor what his sect; 8 mansion for the m:n«l heatiien who groped after light ns best he knew how; a mansion for the good Teraelite, even if unconverted, I belicve in ‘by their fruits yo shall know then Man must ba known and sppreciatod hero below, as he will be hereafted, by the fruits of his life.” | — 0 Mosquito, Whero has my old companion gone? 1 saw him late last summer; Althongh bo looked o'erworked' and worn, A trifle seedy and foriorn, He always was & bummer, Ah! There he is, us largo as life, Engaged in bloody, deudly strife, Upon that sleaping bummer. In the After dark, Just as bungry m & shark, MUSIOCAL/AND DRAMATIO, Aime's Euglish comedy for next season has a Freuch title, being called **Mam' zelle,” The veteran Couldock is dangerously ill. Hin place in * Hazel Kirk” has been taken by Chus, Wheatleigh. Liszt, haviog injuwred his eyes by much writing Of music, 18 regainiug health at Wei- war, He is seveuty-four, Reports from Moxioo represent that the Hoss Opera Company i in a sad plight. His priucipal people wre returniug each week in Alioreut stages of wrotohedness: A lot of New York actrosses have started a club house on Staten Island. A statue of worg) L. Frost and Humpty Dumpty has been placed on the Lawn iu front of the house. Harah Bornhardt woars a Jersey when she l-ln 8 ludy Muchoth. When the French Mac- soth first saw her in that gostwme he involun- tarily exo fore me!” imed, “'Ls this o daggor 1seo be- t her winging voice, Aimeo will Auorica 0 act in dra. 't spouk.’, id, Anwn.;‘.l.. Rlnh: Thera's nokniug lke alapting oue's self to circumstances, Tha spirit of Wagner will descend upon Buffulo on June 19, when Mr. Theodore aterna, Here Winklo- aria, und ‘tho invalushle Usustanoe of M, Chrissine Nilson will be- + hasides the n a festival to 1ast through three days. relections will he some of thows recently re. hearsed at the Metropolitan Opera-house. Mr. Henry Irving will mako his first public appearance in London, since his return, at the Loceumn Theatre with ‘‘Much Ado Abont Nothing.” During the next American season Mr, Irving will appear as Richelieu, Mrs, Langtry goes to England early in Junoe and will remain there until well toward the winter holidays, Negotiations are now pend. ing under which she may come to New York to stay solidly until the following} summer. Minnis Palr who is making a stir abrond, is a Philadelphia girl. Her father was a ailor, Her mother, who travelled with her, was o struck and got_the girl into the notion ays called her aby,” even up to a year or ago, “Nadjezda” will bo put “‘on the road” next yoar by Mr. H. J. Sar Mr. Barr; will play the part with ho ass Mme. M B aad tho lady for the prinol: pal role has not yet besn engaged. Mr. Loster Wallack, in very white hair and a violently black mustache, has been seen several times in br light on Broadway recoutly, Mr. Wallack has grown old very rapialy in the past year or two, He now #toops somewhat, and walks with little of the ostentation of ,m..um, w marked him until recontly, ~ Mr, Wallack’s starring tour ends this week in lm-uk]vu at tho Park Theatrs, where the indications point to a very large business, Mario had not even a piano in his room of Iator yoars, and was never known to sing, ex- cept on one occasion, when the queen of Italy begged for a few notes to give her an iden of whiat his voice was in its prime, _He then savg her an old favorite rum»umlry])un(m'.li. “Rugio d’Amor Poros,” an effective_piece written for Cartagenova, a baitone. But it gave no idea of the sweet tenor timbro that sed o drivo tho ladies of 5o many countries wild, Paris is excited over the talents of Charles Windra, the young Hungarian violinist, He had the advantage of coming to the Fronch capital with high honors, having received the gold modal of the imperisl conservatory of Vienno, and_ credentisls from the courts of Constantinople and St Petersburg. As Parts has indorsed thelr judgmont, the future of Windra is assured until ho reaches the ago at which youth will no _longer lend «_peculiar interest to his playiog, and he will be judged by the more rigid standard of maturity, He Was With Grant, “T was with Grant, Said thy patriot, “Say no more, My heart goos out it yearns, in fact— ¥or men who've dabbled in gore.” the cripple said. I was with Grant,” ho foobly said, ““Nay, nay,” was the response; “‘no more; You have fought your country's battles well, And now you are old and poor. Como sit theo down in this quist nook, And we'll wrestlo a coupls of beers; As your mem'ry awakes you'll tell me o'er The tale of those dreadful years— How you fought and marched with the gallant chia From Belmont's bloody shore Down to that Appomatox field Now famous forover more. The stranger sipped of the foaming meed, In hiv eye a glisteniog tear; His trombling lip of his anguish told, But he rallied under the beer. “I was with Grant,” he grimly #: But *twas not ia the civil war. T was with him down in a street called Wall, When he cleaned ’em both near and far. T happened to be a dopositor, Aud I fell in the foromost rank, was with Grant and likewise Ward, In the explosion of their bank.” Then spake the patriot never a word, But he be t with his cano full sore This fraud who financiered with Grant Some years behind the war, —[New York World. — e— COMUBIALATIES, Judah P. Benjamin's_daughter marriod a French officer of the stafl and resides in Paris with her mother The widow of Tom Thumb is belng wooed by John Spencer Coyne, & five-foot mining operator of means, European bridal trips are at prosent the most fashionablo, Ningaaa has fallen into the shude, but the Catskills and Adirondacks are in vreat favor, The bridesmaids now give presents to the bndu,ffwm instear of tho opposite, as former- bis insures the groom a full supply of 95-cont neckties beforestarting. The marrisge of Mr. Samuel Bowles of the Springfield (Mass.) Republican, and_Mies Elizaboth Hour, duughter of the Hon. E. R. Hour, I8 announced to take place in Concord, Mass., on Thursday evening, June 12. A Cincinnatd young lady, tho daughter of rich and respectalls parouts, has disapposead bt a o family coachiman is stil vivivlo the dotectives are at a loss to account for her flight from home. It may possibly occur to thom that this is another case of too much piano practice. Now Yorkers on tho lookout for foreiga ike to know that thero are a hand- ly. accomplished, and what in this Wall Street time muy appear better,rich Py sian lndies still unmarriod. Mo, MacMa- hon, the < g d ughter of tho former Presidents Felicie, danghter of the Ganeral Charette; Milo Rothehild sister of the Duch- oo do Gramont, aud Mlle. Heleno do 1o - child, duvghter of Baron Salome, of Puris, Ghoose. Every musical connoissaur has heard of Viadimir do ¥ musical genius Do 1 his vretty English pupil,” Miss Magglo Okey “The groom dud things wall, for tiful neck lace of brilli the elaven bridesmui d tokens from the hupp, The eleven wate choasn for. their bean wora lawn colored Watteau dresses trimmed with muiza si A puge in pale bluo sutin held tho train of the bride, It is acurfous sta istical fact that 173 mar r o advertised in the London fimes duys preceediog April that ont of this” nuwher 80 brides were ens, ‘This, Truth presumes, “means that hridegrooms are looking more and more to the muin chance, and_only marry girls whe have cash iu hand, Proxpects nowadays are ot consiaered good enough, Muthers-in-law have long been at & discount, but it would seem that young men have now come to the conclusion that ready cash is better than a father-in-law," Recontly an Oregon man advertised for a wife in an eastern papar, Out of numerous answers ho sel nd photographs hav- ing been exchanged the young lady started for Oregon to marry him,” On’ she California Northern rallroad & gentleman going from n Franciseo to Portisud made her acquaine tance and they were so favorably improssed with each (thier that the young l.dy relin- quished her iission and married Thoey Bave sinon disoovornd that they are tho par. $ins of the photizraphic exchange, though their photo did not divulge {it.— [ Pittsburg Chroni- cle-Telogram, Miss Milly Edwards and Gieneral Mite (Mr. Frank J. Flynu) who have besn for some time drawing lagn attendances at St. James' Hall, auchoster, Kugland, were warried lust woek Goneral Mite is nearly 20 years of age, and weighs only nine pounds, Miss Millie kd- wards 1s ubont 17 years old, and weighs only seven pounds. The caremony of martiage be- tweon two such m -el- \\l humanity wis one of the most extrao: hts eyer witnoss: od, Aftar the wede hng T departed for the oantiuent to spend their honeymoon, and will visit Amsterdam, Hamburg, aod probabl Brussels They will taen roturn_to their :l'\u lund, Awmerica, anl retire iuto private ife, The village of Clayten, Ga, in Rawburn connty i Just DOW enjoyiug i sensatic arn elopen 18, Jow entrallod the “hoart of Mr, Tt the parents vdew for their children e was very rugged, Miss 1s horwwoman, While riding n Monday sho urged her vith her father horse, and, whon s¢ue distancs whoad, the futher saw that she Was joined by her lover, who vl ovi lently bam waiting for her, They put_out g full speed ing the and when r vesidence of 'Squire Wall, were pronounced wan and wifs a8 the puruiug father rode up. Ho wmade the be of the case, however, wid the three tode lowe, where the father varratod the adventurt as good joke, The ! Says L Whene'ra 1 hear a masher brag Of conquests he has made, Of acta and wilos ho uses in Hi vile, pernicions trade, 1 think nf words T often heard When T was but knee high, From one who thought, but little said, ‘Says 1 to myself, says L.” When'er 1 hear a bonstful man Who brags much of his Who tells of wonders he achieved, (But never sticks to fac ), How duogers never frightened him He never od to die; 1 cannot help repeiting, then, “Says I to myeelf, says 1. And when T sea a lazy man Who'd not his beauty spoil Ty honest work - who'd rather starve, Than live by hon: st toil b 1 his friends for months id he'd die Says | to myself, says I often see a silly fool “Build castles in tho Noglecs his work while he constructs Palatial mansions there; Ho tolls how well he'd fill the place, Of some official high Show sterling worth where you are now, “Says I to myself, says 1.” “‘Sayn I to myself, says I,” once more, ‘Whene'er I see 8 man ‘Who shirks his duty in this world— Makes others, if he can, His burdens bear -who would not care, If all this world should die- A fig for all such worthless drones, “Says I to myself, says 1" —[Cincinnati Nows-Journal, —— PEPPEK, DBOPS, Vacations aro almost ripe. Picuica are popping up promiscuously, A ‘‘chulled” plough is never used in winter. The weather has wilted a large number of the booms presidential. Merrily the soda water fizzoth and the voice of the lemonade merchant is heard in the land. Baseball is still on deck. hat. Ditto the linen duster, onade. Also ica cream. The rumor which prevailed on Saturday that & New York faro bank had suspended payment i3 pronounced false. So is the straw Likewise lem “Giirls,” snys an old benodict, “nover marry aman who is color-blind, Ho is liable to mistake your box of face powder for shoe blacking.” A 320 gold plece was found in a roll of but- tor the ofhor day, This locks an I the oleo. margarine mannfacturers were trying the prize pckage dodgo. Cutmegs are said to grow on little troes which look like pear trees and which are about twenty fset high,” This will make the Con- necticut manufacturer lnugh when he_orders in another invoico of cordwoud. —[Boston Transcript. ““That's the troubloin this part of the coun- try,” remarked a Texas editor, 08 a bullet crashed um-u;,h the window and took a piece of liis ear off, *You meke a paper interestiny Snd newey, and now bave gob to dodge around to keep it up. Two ladies whilo out riding came to a toll bridge in Polk county, Wisconsin, On being applied to for toll one of them asked the toli- keeper: “How much is it? The reply was: “For a man and horse it is 60 cents.” *Well,’ get up, Jeuny, we are two ‘gals’ and a mare.’ When a western circus gets canght in a shower tho whito elephant is_locked up in a water-proof safo. — [ Journul. The circuses must be usivg a very infer- o of paint. Any good paiut will stick for two years in_any number of showers.— [Courier-Journal. Dumley came into the dining rorm and, cast- ing nsweeping glanco over tho table, jammed down into his L]ll\ll’ and muttered under his breath, “Liver again, of course, We've hud liver every morning for two weeks.” *What's tho matter, Mr.-Dumloy?” asked tho landlady “aren’t you feeling well this morning!” *‘No madam,” he replied, shortly, “T am suffering with liver complaint.”— [ Philadelphia Call. “Hello, Jimmy,” shouted Charlay Small. faco, "goin’ to sch ol?” “Na-a-aw,” roplied Jimmy Tuffboy, with derisiveness; **‘no more school for this ere chick.” owd want to learn more.” *Learn more? What doos a kid want to learn more fer? I've got the in, the out, the shoot and the drop,and T'm goin’ to bring up as o first class_pitchor in firat cluss ball nine in the country, $3,500 for a season of twenty weeks, when you book fellers will be round looking for a job.—[Hartford Yost. “I should think — Tribute to Chicago, The nomination—that's the thing To clean a man of sin; His former foes his praise will sing. I he's the one to win. Though dark as pitch his ways may seem, Hin record black as night, & et him but wade Chicago's stream, And he is clear and white, Though such as salt can never savo, His virtuo in decay, o that baptisial wave Will wash his staius away. y beast nt, es him at lenst Though now a horrid, ugl. Of beauty wondrous That whitewash brush m: A sacred elephant, Now York Sun, wn echo is that on f o church of Shipley, Sussex. It repeats twonty-one xyliables, Mrs. lizabeth Gordon, of ¢ t., hale and Lo las regularly antenbury, wdred and ked her pipe ever since A wonderful mirage was seen recently over Munjuy, Me, Peple were surprised at sea- ently & brick bouso soma six st ries 2, the colored bricks. the windows, aud all belug plainly seen, floating iu the air. A vessel off Para, Brazil, repoits falling in with a mass of spiders floating in the air, The rigging ard sails wero coverad with the web, the long threads of which formed the ballo. for the tiny seronsuts, For several miles this spider” swar ntinued, the captain getimating thiatthoso wero millions blown from land. In York, Me., is a regular nast of nonogen- arians, Mrs. Sally Harrls, 93 in September last, and is hale and active. Mrs, Parsons is 90, Mrs, Paulina Lunt is almost 95, and able to do her housework, with the assistance of her son, 75 vearsold.” Mrs. Rhoda Kamsdell is known to be 93, but supposed to e 95 or 96, Mz, Funice Simpson is 93, The Rev, George Jones, writing from Quito, Ecuador, on the 13th of December last, states that ho noticed on the morning of the preced- ing day ® peculiar purple color of the sky toward the south, .mmung along tha e Ior abous 90° and reach ing upward ulmuL . At uoon ashes from Cotopaxi beg: hll and by 8 o'clock in the evening t.hu s)mwpr of ashes was heavy enough to cover people's clothes like snow-flakes, Weddings on the rail are beceming quite fashionable, especiully in the west. One took place a fow days sgo on Mr. Gould's Wabash road. The cars were going at full speed. A clergyman was conveniently at hand and the conductor was kind enoughto act as best man. Oue of the most pleating parts of the per- rmyance was that all the passengers kissad o bride. Why do not some loving couple geb s rle«l on the elevated railroad or on the Dridge o The momentous words can saully ba spoken betweon stations. The bride and wroom elect might get on a8 twe at Catham treet and become one before they change cars ot Chathwn square for Second lavenue 1y the time they got wé far as Chicago they | e could have the divurce ready. —— The Strawberry Short Cake, igh the sugar and pour the cream. ch and thick, with a lavish hand! Let no rude waking disturb the dream That now delighteth the happy Let saint and sinner partake the With eager zest ..m& a1y Aud never cease till they get th The strawberry short cake now is here, ~New York Mornivg Journal, BURLINGTON, IOWA THE LARGEST IRON WORKS IN THE STATE BRIDGE WORK, \NTECTUg,, IRON WORK. CABENTS FOR. THE HYATT PRISMATIC LIGHTS. SEND FOR ESTIMATES. Tve Murnray Iron Works, ENCINES SPECIALTIES. Y BOILERS, MILL AND MINING MACHINERY. PATENT. Lb& pOGS AND AW WILL §PECIALTIES, Automatic Cut-Off Engines, Stedm Pumps. 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