Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, May 3, 1884, Page 2

5 | e 2 OMAHA DAILY BEE- CONSTIPATION, There is no medium through which disease so often attacks the system as by Constipation,and the is on other 1ll flesh is heir to morg apt tobe neglected, from the fac material inconvenience may beim- mediately felt from irregular action of the bowels. When there i not regular action the reten- tion of decayed and effete mat- ter, with its poisonous gases, soon poisons the whole system by being absorbed into it, causing piles, fistala. headache, impure blood and many other serious affections, BUR~ DOCK BLOOD BITTERS will im- mediaiely relieve, and one bottle positively cure or relieve any case of Constipation. “Was troubled for a year with torpid liver and indigestion, and af- ter trying everything imaginable wsed BURDOCK BLOOD BIT- TERS. The first bottle revived me and the second cured ne entirely.” —J. 8. Williamson, Rochester, N. PROPOSALS FOR IN l)iA Nfii 8U. PLIES AND TRANSPORTATION. [DFRARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR, Offce of Indian Affairs, Washington, April 23, 1584, — Sealed proposals, indorsed “‘Proposals for Beet” (vids for beo! must be submitted in soparate onvelopes,) Bacon, Flour, Clothing, or Transportation, &«., (us the case may'be,) and directed to the Comunisiner of Indian Affairs Nos. 66and ¢ Wooster street, Now York, will bo recelved until 11, s of Tuosla 27, 1884, for furnishing for the Ind/an servico about | ¢ 620,000 pounds Bacon, 85,000,000 pounds Beof on tho hoot, 200,000 pounds Beans, 45,00 pounds Baking Powder, 780,000 pounds Corn, 460,000 pounds Coffee, 7,400,000 pounds Flour, 70,000 pounds Feed, 105,000 poan’ s Hard Bread, 48,600 pounds Hominy, 18,000 pounds Lavd. 700 barrcia mess vork, 18000 pounds tice, 7,500 pounds Tea, 00 pounds Tobacco, 220,000 pounds Salt, 150,000 pounds Soap, 6,000 pounds Soda, 850,000 pounds Sugar, and 40,000 pourds Wheat. Also, Blankots, Woolon and sisting'in part,_of Ticking, Oalico, 185,000 yar freo from ull iz Kentucky 'Jeans, 0 yards: Bleachied Shooting, Hickory " Shirting, 10,000 yards; O 6,000 yards; Winsoy, 1,500 corios, N Bool 16,000 ya ico Shirting o 5 a long such as Plows, Rakos, Fork, about 475 Wagons required for ‘the delivered at Chicago, Kansas City, an ns as may be required, adapted st of miscellanious art It o of the Pacific Coast, with California Brakes, delivered at San Francisoo, fo Also, transportation for such of the artioles, goods, | 1) and supplies that may not be contracted for to bo delivered at tho Agencios, BIDS MUST I8 NADR OUT ON GOVERNMENT BLANKS. Sohedules showing the kinds and ~qualities of smbsistenco supplies required for each Agenoy, and the kinds and quantities in groes, of all o her; goods and articles, togother with blank proposals, conditions %0 bo observed by bidders, time aud place of delivery Lovmn ofconteact and pay hent, transportation routes, and all uther nocessary instructions will b furnished upon application to the Indian Offico in Washington, or Nos, 05 and 67 Wo t,New York; Wm H. Lyon, No. 483 Broad York; the 'Commis sarles of subsistance, U.'S. A, at Cheyennc Chi. 0ago, Leavenworth, Omahs, Eaint Louis, Saint 8an Francisco, and’ Yaukton; tho Postmstor Sioux City, and to the Postirasters at the follow namod placosin Kanias: Arkansas City, Rurlington, Caldwell, Dodgo City, Emporls, Kuroke, Bond, Ioward. Hutcninson, Larncd, Mo Phorson, Marion, Medicine Lodge, Nowion, Osago Sterling;, Topeka, Wellington, Wichita an Bids wil Lo opened at the four and day above stated, and bidders are invited to be present ¢ the | D opening. t R 83 CERTIPIED CHKCKS, All bids must bo accompanied by certified chooks upon come United States Depository o the First National Bank af Los Angoles, Cal., for at leasé five per cent of the amount of tne p H. PRIC] osal. E, Commissioner, The chestnut treo is dead, John, and. That hubbled down t| aro plont white silk, the dosigns small, acat great beauty. broidered or broche for other half being of plain stuff, rea | pound of tive nn‘Eul'I“ to a lady. to his irmmense oars; At the O1d Play Ground, I sat an _hour to-day, John, beside tho old brook stream, Whare we were schoolboys in old time, whon manhood was & dream; The brook is_choked with fallen loaves, the pond is dried away— 1 soarce beliave that yon would know the dear old place to-day. The schoolhouss is no more, John, beneath or locust troes; The wild roso by the window side no more waves in the breeze; The scattered stones look desolate -the sod thoy rested on Has been plonged up by steanger hands since you and T were gono, what is sadder now The broken grapevine of our swing hangs on the withered bough; 1 rend our names upon the bark, and found the pebbles raro Laid up beneath the hollow side, as we had piled them there. baraath tho grass-grown bank, John, T looked for our old apring, o alder path, three paces from the swing; The rushes grow upon the brink, the pool is black and bara, And not a foot this many a day, 1t seoms, has trodden thoro, 1 sat me on the fence, John, that lies asin old time— Tho samo half panel in the path, we usod #o oft to climb- And thought how o'er the bars of life our playmates had passed on. And loft me counting on this spot the faces that are gone! —(The Judge. —— HONEY FOR THE LADI & Kato Greonaway is building a handsome house in London. ‘White petticonts are only worn with full- dress evening toilett, Few or no fashionable dresses are made all of one kind of stuff, Choviots and bei remain tho favorite fab- rics for traveling suits, The favorite figures on brown linens are clover leaves in a browner tint. slens have raised figures embroid- Fancy w ered, or broche, with chenille. Patti is learning to play billiards. There kissos in billiards, Even white muslin dresses are made with waistcoats which aro detachable. White will again be the favorite festival Cheviot, 4,600 yards; Brown Sheoting | dress for midsummer garden parties, Among the Fronch linens are changeablo nos almost as pretty as the shot ilks, Silk petticoats with embroidered' flounces ro worn by the most fastidious women. Now white cotton batistes as wide as India mull come with small, old-fashioned figures, Mi ss Annie Dickinson it is said, will hence- orth bo seen in public cnly on ‘the lecture Iatform Colored surah and silk waistcoats aro fro- resses, Itis impoesible to enumerato the various shapesin which hats and bonnets are made nowadays, ‘White veilings come with broche figures in and of Whito veiling robes come in machine em- half the dress, the | A Michigan gir], at ono setting, ate two Taburge chioose, Hor b dosan't avo to wear his heavy boots on Sunday night any more, The young woman who bites her finger ails aud kisses her puddle dog on tho nose would fall n & stony faint at aseing her fath er nip pieco off the butter lump wi knife. his own “Do you think I would make a very attrac- ‘said a dudo with very large aars “Well, no,” she replied: pointing T think your wings are A Chicago dude blushed and ran into a Northeast Nebraskalsseetiees e ALONG THE LINE OF THE Chicago, St Paul, Minneapolls and OMAHA RAILWAY. .M'nm new extonsion of this lino trom Wakefleld up BEAUTIFUL VALLEY of the GAN through Concord and Coleridge h TO EARTINGTON, | Reaches the best portion of the State, Spocial ex- cursion’ Tabes (O fand svekors oves this fino 4 ;'flfl,’;‘ Norfolk and Hartington, and via Blair to all poluta on the phant conld be painted - and white, » Philadelphis woman about to wed bor third husband pain white and used it as awedding dress. SIOUX OITY & PACIFIO RAILROAD Trsing over tht 0., St. P. M. & O, Railway o Cov pion, loux City, Poncs, Hartington, Wayno aad COonmncocct at Blaixr of dudish rotuu 4 ¢ g X . | white or Fromont, Onkda o, Nellgh, and through to Val. | White m% e fown her neck: That's how Dr Mary sylvania avonue to the Capitol, onting & For rates and all Information call on F. B. WHITNEY, General Agent, 'VARICOCELE lormy Velns of the Scrotum. — O/ten the unsus- r:z:'.,mv,,:{.éi.z;mwg.«:m SR || F At L o Glove fitti AQENCY, 160 o DiQuincey Tiewmedy Fuor BRUNSWICK & CO, BlOLIARIDS. Fifteenn Ball Pool, Carom, AND ALL OTHER GAMING TABLES, TEN PIN BALLS, 3 reco vering her full health and wi NE HABIT | fiex teoth.” lown t “Profossional Beauty” writes to know how mples can bo removed from tho face. alf hour with John L. Sullivan will do_the work, What isleft of the face is guaranteed to be Mrs, Frances Hodgaon Bumtt, s rapidly com lete She aperation in New England. f ington and. her or recu er handsome house in Wi landlord is General Grant, Catching the idea from the fact that an ele- med off as ted her black silk A broadoloth Prince Albert coat, pantaloons ,» shining shirt_bosom hat, brown-black locks ktle, & ping er looks a8 she walks up Penn *‘Is your sister at home?” asked a St. Louis young gentleman of the little brother who an- swered the bell, the boy; “‘we'er going to have coconut pes ““Yes, she's at home,” said or dinner, to-morrow, and sho iy out in tho opliod the young man, evidently very much ister make?' ‘‘She cracks the coconuts with The Oareless Kalsominer, Tho whitewasher sings & merry song, A song full of tender feeling, As ho dances tho scaffolding along, And slaps it on the ceilivg, Ho slaps it on with a merry smilo ‘That lights up his facial wrinkles, Anmure on m. m.;mn .lm}( ;llu upon the wall he sprinkles. ~{Puck, MUSICAL AND DRAMATIO, Honry O. Jarrett will return from abroad i o thes oons A Au.tm.y ‘Heo will put an attraction on thy road | 5 na {or Wslle e You saw the fly in weather bleak; nex ‘season, Fay Temploton's new operas, “Cupid and illing t> act more than week, and he is un K (Viss Crabtree) will leave England Hor season hers will begin at the following month, Charles Frohman 1« sole owner of ‘“‘May som,” He carefully reads through every play that is rejected by the Madison Square management, and has now in his_possession a number of pieces which he purchased for a “song. The Kiralphys have determined to postpone the erection of their New York theatrs until aftor the Presidential election, but expect to have it ready for opening by the Christmas holidays, when they will produce their new pantomine, —[ Puck, Mme. Modjeska has signed a contract with Gustave and “Charles Frohman to return to America and play under their management during the season of 1885.'86, She will shortly ba seen in Chicago at the Grand Opera House, following the Boston Ideals. Mozart's *‘Cost fan Tutte” has been revived with success at Munich, after an interval of abont nine yoars. The new covered orchestra is being nsed in the opera, and at the end of the month sume strictly private performances of “Parsifal” are to be glven for the king of Bavaria, In an interviow with the Pall Mall Gazette Mr. Lawrence Barrett said: “There is a great striving among us Americans after good plays and good literature, I take credit to mywelf that I have done something for the en- couragemont of American dramatists, In Amerioa every one is & play-goer—man, wo- man and child.” T. Allston Brown, who went to Europe ith the ambitions derign of engaging Sarah Bernhardt and Lydia Thompson for this country, found their prices too high, and has roturned with two performing elephants, a now play by Ohnet, author of ‘Lo Maitre do arges,” and a comedy by Derrlck, author of Confiision.” The Intter is_called “Twins,” ono a Bishop and the other n bishop's servant. Miss RosalbaBeecher, the “Violetta” of Mr, McCaul's “Merry War” company, is o decided_ncquisition to the ranks of favorite singers in light opera. She has a sweet floxi- ble and well-trained voice, and an air of confi- dence and self-possession unusunl in an artist, who like her, is playing in her first engage: ment. Sho 'is endowed with an engaging manner, o charming face and_n _captivating figuro, and with her un stage should attain a brilliant aud successful careor in her choson vocation. i Our Kind of a man. The kind of & man for you and me! Ho faces the world unfiinchingly And smilos, as long a8 the wrong resists, With a knuckled faith and force-liko fista; He lives the lifo he is prenching of, And loves where most is the noed of love; His voice i clear vo tho doaf man's ears, And hia face sublimo through the blind ' man’s ars; The light shines out where tha clouds were dim, 2 And the widow's prayer goos up for him; And the sick man seea the sun onco more, And out o'er the barren fields he seos Springing blossoms and waving troes, Fooling, as only the dying may, That Giod’s own servant has come that way, quently worn with white mull or nainsook | Smoothing the path as it still wiuds on Through the golden gate where his loved haye gone, The kind of a man for me and you, However littlo of worth we do, He credits full, and abides in trust That time will teach us how much is just. Ho walks abroad and ho mesta all kinds Of querulous and unoasy minds, And, tympathizing, he shares the pain Of the doubts that rack us, heart and brain, And, knowing this, as we grasp his hand, W are surely coming to understand! Ho looks on with pitying eyes— E'en ns tho Lord since Paradise— § Else, should wo read, though our sins should low Aw'scarlot, thoy should be white as snow! And feoling atll, with o grief balf glad That the bad are as good as the good are bad, He atrikes straight out for the right—and he T tho kind of & man for you and me! —[James Wyitcomb Riley. S i e RELIGIOUS, inally an old man arose and said: ‘“Tudge, I've got an axcuse what will appeal to every man in this here room. [ am runnin’ a still- house, an’ if | stay away, none o' the folks kean it whiskey.” *‘Vonur excuse in lagal,” roplied the judge. “Gio home and discharge your dnty as a citicen, Madam (in horror) ns, Bridget, what ha¥e you been doing?” ~ Bridget, return: ing from the cellar with her hands fall of lob: ster olaws)—'Howly Virgin, protect us! I have just killed one of the oiggest cockronches a crawlin’ over lar bottom, that T iver 860 in me Ii Congressman—"'What is that, sir?” Waiter ~"That's s ‘M mgressman -1 did No, sah; T thought Congressman_(an- 1 will order.” Waiter your pardon. Wil re- Waiter throws out the not order it. you might want it, sah irly) =" What T wa May. Light of foot and inning fair, doubted talents for the | &: Show'ry gems amid her hair Throngh a waving light and shade, By the fitful sunbeams made, Or through shimmering veil of rain, Dances down the fragrant Iane, This bright maid who draws each lover By a charm nono may discover, Varying still from gray to gay, Thousand fancies in a day, Sing modleys with such trill As tho restloss air must thrill, Wild with wanton, elfish gloo, Snd with freakish misery, Now to tender tears beguiling Then to mirth with witchery wiling; Firat she pouts and says you grieve her, Next she entreats you not to leave her, Then whe lures you on to follow, Fer slight figure through tho hollow, Up tho hillslope, o' tho stroan Rippling soft with silvery gloam, Harriott W, Fronch, fn tho Manhattan for ay. 8K SR FULARITIES, . A taxidermistin Reading, Pa,, has a collect- fon of 76,000 butterflies, Noar Chillicothe, Mo., a_boy chased a ral- bit into a hollow tree, and found 200 $1 and $2.50 gold pieces. _Aftor bequeathing her body to the doctors, Elizaboth Fitzpatrick, of Sandusky, cut her throat with & handsaw. A trout has just diod at Harwich, Fngland, known to have been living in a well there dur: ing the past thirty years, ' A Now Yorker has inventod s little spring to attach to gas jots, &0 that when the light is blown out the gas will be shut off. Tho recent doop snows caused rabbits to gnow the bark of fruit trees. William Barbee, of Robertson county, Tonnessee, lost 2,000 ap- ple-trees in this way. Berkshiro, N. Y., » town of 1,800 inhabi- tants, buried short time ago, at’the age of seventy-three, the only shoomaker it has had for tho past fifty yoars, The second district of Gibson county, Ten- nesseo, has threo men that have sixty-threo children, twenty-one aploce. One of thom has seventp-five grand children. I Stuyvesant's jear tree, at tho corner of | I Third’ avenue and_Thirteouth streat, Now York, ia the oldest living in tho city. ettor forming the word “‘incom. | T P ty,” a Westport, Me., woman has [ formed 530 intelligible words without the aid of printed matter, and a rival, a man, has formed 511 words. A Kito fifteen toot high and twelve feot wide has boen built at Now Haven, Conn. for the |© purpose of experimenting to test the lifting and sustaining power of the atmosphere. The string is 1200 feet long, A North Carolin tar burner, whose cabin was literally demolished in one’ of the_recent heavy winds, afterward found his watch hang- ing on a small limb of a tree, the chain wrap- pod several times around the limb, It was ticking away as if nothing had happened. Mrs, Clarissa Davis Port Raymond cele- brated her one hundred and second_birthday | f ATURDAY, MAY 3, 1584 ont spea strel show in Washington glanced over the sea ot baldheads and actually thought he had It was | dime museum, the premiums bei planted by Governor Stuyvesant in 1647, twelve bald-headedest exhibitors in the first hibition, on her playbills next season: with great success bofore the crowned heads States;” which, after all, tho same thing. him, Time passed on, and no maple sugar arrived to sweeten the minister's household Some months later he saw the newly married husband in town and ventared to remind him. “My friend, vou did not send the maple suzar you promised.” With & saddened counte. nance, the man looked up and replied, *‘To tell you the truth, governor, she ain't worth it Beware of the sable Steed. This is the time for booms to boom, And candidates to rattle; Each thinks ho sees his prospects loom Above the clouds of battle, But when the solemn hour arri ves Within the great convention, A cloud will fall o'er many lives Of those we need not mention, tach one now thinks ho'l And surely, firmly cato With horror he may ope his eyes And seo the “dark horse” suaich it. —[Chicago Sun. —— IMPIETIES, A littlo girl in church, after the contribu- tion box had passed, complacently said: "I paid for four, mamma, Was thatright Thay had the motto, “Seek and Yo Shall Find,” hung on the wall over the grab bag at n church fair. The inappropriatencss was finally noticed, and rectitied by n wag, who substituted: *‘He Tempers the Wind to the Shorn Lamnb,” Little Tom—Yesterday was Palm Sunday! Littlo Jack—Was what? Little Tom—Palm Sunday, Didn't you know it? Little Jack—No, and T guess mother didn’s know it sither. But I wish she had. Littlo Tom--Why? Little JackBecause instoad of her palm she used a slipper. There was an amusing occurrence on the corner of Cherry and Church streota yosterday ovening, which was witnessod by o fow pass- ors-by. printer, nick-named “Littlo Breeches,” from his diminutivo size, mot a colored man of the Jack Falstaff order, The formor began laughing at the latter, when the huge-proportioned _colered indivicual said: “‘Look-a-heah, white man, don’t you make fun ob de work ob de Almighty. ~He done finished me, but He stopped on you before He was half dono,” (Nashvillo American. Mrs, Blimber,walking home after the church sewing society’ meeting, encountered Mrs, Jorkins, ““Of courso you've heard of the lut- est clorical soandal,” said Mra. J, ““All about an American minister in Berlin, It very shocking. 1 wonder what ho left his congro- gation for” *‘The very subject we were talk- ing about nt tho moetin’. Theso clorgymen are gettin’ s now, Mrs, Jorkins, there’s no abidin’ 'em. Tl ot let this night pass with- 1’ to Mr, Blimber and_gottin’ him to ask some member of th Loard of foreign missicns.” draw a prize, — BALDHEADED BADI A Dakota man who visited a female min- AGE. made a mistako and strayed into one of tho houses of congross. A show of bald-heads would draw well at a g to tho ow of soats in a variety theatre for one anson. That would insure thousands on ex- Panlino Markham will have tho following “As performe Near Union Pacific Depot, . - - - ARcHITECTURAL IRON WORK. Oolumns, Pilasters, Lintels, Fencing, Oresting, Railing; Bte. Cast, and Wrought Iron Beams. Agents for THE HYATT PRISMATIC LIGHTS. THE MURRAY IRON WORKS CO0., Burlington, lowa. THE LARGEST IRON WORKING ESTABLISHMENT IN THE STATE. ———————— (SUCCESSOR TO FOSTER & GRAY.) LUMBER, LIME AND CEMENT. Office and Yard, 6th and Douglas Sts., Umaha Nflb. SPECIAL NOTICE TO Growers of Live Stock and Others. WE CALL YOUR ATTENTION TO Our CGround Oil Cake. 1t fathe best and cheapest food ror &ook of any kind. Gne pound s eual to three pounds of corn stock fed with Ground Ofl Cake 11 the Fall and Winter, instend of running down, will increase in welght and bo in good marketable conetion In the epring. Dairymen, ue eil e otbors, who use 1t can teetity to ~ its morits. T {8 and judoe for yoursalvee, = Price $25.00 pas 0 charge for sacks. Addre WOOTWa.y LINSKEN A%, AAMPANY Omaha Nob GIGARS & TOBAGCO, TEE NEW HOUSE OF GARRABRANT:COLE Fino Havans, Key West and Domestio Cigars. All Standard Brands Tobaccos, Trial Orders Solicited, Satisfaction Guaranteed, { asor Parmasts. J. A. WAKEFIELD, SWHOLESALE AND RETAIL DEALE( IN Lmber, L, Shmgles , Piekers SASH, DOORS, BLINDS, MOULDINGS, LIME, CEMENT, PLASTER, &C- STATE AGENT FOR MILWAUKEE CEMENT COMPANY. Omaha, Neb, of Europe and the bald heads of the United amounts to about “You're going to tho limb exposition to night, of course.” said Blovg yesterday to Bunch. answered Bunch, reluctantly youknow?” “Oh, I thought so, that's all. ll'w noticed that you have been growing bald ately “‘Well —yes—1I thought some of it,” “but how did tely. A patent medicine manufacturer advertises or bald men who are willing to_hava adver- at her home in Wiiton,Conn., on Friday, The tiwmunhll:flfl‘ed on the tops of their heads oosasion brought together i ; “for a hig fi of tha contonarmi Mo Roqy | way mon with ¢ood, cloar heads could earn descendants of the centenanan, pecuniary recompense.” In this the Thare aro eighty-five thousand Hebrews in | mond retains her facultios surprisingly for one | money to pafor tho front seats thoy always t New York city. Catholic schools were recently supprossed in and could not meet them in such & nude | Besle Switserind state. R g Archbishop Lynch of Toronto will soon colebrato his ailver jubileo. Archbishop Gibbons of Baltimore has con- voked the third plenary council of Baltimore, to be held in tho cathedral of that city, No- vember 9, The Presbytorian church of Wyoming, N. Y., in in Tuck. Tt alrondy has two orghns, bor | and now the late N. H.Gillett has bequeathed 821,000 for the purchase of snother one. The Broadway Tabernacle in New York pays 1,235 a year o keep the life of the pas- tor, Dr, William Taylor, insured for 50,000 for the benefit of his family, in addition toa salary of $16,000. The Secret. 2 | Sho had no wealth of flowing tresses; 1o wondrous store of tin; and purse the bard confesces Were rather thin, She Her hair She had no soul-ensnaring glances, And in her cheek was ne'er a dimple; She stirred no poet' errant {ancios And looked half simple. kitchen helpin’ mother make 'me,” *‘Indoed” | But yet sholwon the hearts of all men, And had more offers in a week T Bt Nowork. | loased, “‘and whiat | art of the pies doos your | From good and bad, from tall and short men, “Than famo can speak, You wonder, then, what was her dower? Well, 1 will try to tell you briefly, 1t was her taffy-giving power, Foremost and chiefly. —[Harvard Lampoon, —m——— PEPPERMINT DROPS, A New York man has ghot himself because he couldn’t sleep, He should have shot the cat, Rural hospitality—*‘Do take sowe more of the vevetables, Mr, Blood, for they go vo the pigs anyway.” ‘When an Indian dootor loses & patient he a patient he sends in his bill, [B'¢ an,” said the landlord, ““I always oat the choeserind.,’ And the new boarder , OHECKS, ¥1C. Cupidity” and “‘La Belle Coqueite,” are said | roplied: *‘Just so; T am leaving this for you,” 18 South 8d Street,28t. Louls, Kauy 11 Delaware Streef e | to be great sucoessess, was City, Mo., 1821 Dougias St.. Omahs, B el o AT PR HENRY HORNBERGER, | ucn'sscton omts. Loadon ‘sogagenint. are Agent, | computed at 850,000, s paulding is engaved as leading support o Cutelngusand Prlos g __ tul;d“:'l‘uet ey ket R ..fl'w of Alexander Salvini, H.B. HUDSON, |* it o vio s crmmasine st e, 9 | couutry pince at Towson, Md., will attend to inary business of the coming season Recoatly of Boston, bas opened an_ aeguat now | e PSS PNy of Bt Men's Furnishings !z UNDER THE MILLARD HOTEL. FINE (i Semecuei NEWEST AND LATEST DESIGNS IN NECKWEAR, 4 JEWRLRY. HAKDKE%()B]FS. RACES, ETO. lhmhlngt Wllkinq, Street and vening Gloves. FINE WHITE & COLORED SHIRTS, ‘Eoglish, Pique,and Full Drces Shrite, SHIRTS MADE TO MEASURE, Dr, Amelia Buroughs OFFICE AND RESIDENOE! 1617 Do%o Sn.u-mfimha. Rhea starts for California this week. She lays in San Francisco three weeks, and at wd« one week, and at the latter place cate & new theatre, ywis Morrison has called his organization the/New Y oxk Akl Tondon company’ aa 18 In halt nglish and half Ame:ican. He will open in Chicsgo on June 2 with “The Duke's Motto."” Sara Bernhards hias beeu hissed on the Pari. My cold day when I can't catch a fi snid the base balliat, s ho gently took & ono from his coffee. 4 A man has been arrested in London for simply laying up something for a rainy day. Tn bis room over 900 umbrellas were discov- ered. *Are you having much practiconow?” asked an old judge of » young lawyer, *‘Yes, sir; a reat deal, thank you.” ¢ t, In what line 4 ol sir, partioularly in economy. “Are you paralyzed, my friend?” kindly in- uired & philanthropist of a youth whose fin. e ora polntioi 1 ton diffrent. directions. ot ‘Were polating “No, sir,"” roudly replied: “‘I'm a profes- siondl bise ball player. A young man sent fifty cents to a New York advertiser to learn ‘“‘how to make money fast,” and was advised in reply to glue a five dollor geeenback to the bottom of his trunk. Having neither greenback nor trunk-he iy still of her age. occupy at burlesauo opera performances. A )@: fishy nature comes from Ore. | = gon. *fi. ‘about ninn“:ml adog, '[hereis nothing remarkable about the man, except P. BOYER e CO.. DEALERS IN Hall's Safe and Lock Comp'y FIRE AND BURGLAR PROOF SARES, TAILTS 0K &, LOKROCIF'axry m Brtroet. Omal GRAY'S SPECIFIOC MEDICINES, his powers of naration,but the dog posseses va- | TRADE MARK UEGREAT i) nnOE MARK n rious sccomplishments. Among other things he dives into the river and catches la sal- mon in his mouth. Recently he was by the side of his master, who was fishing through a hole inthe ice, when he discovered a choico salmon and dived down after it. The current carried him beyond the hole and under the ice, but he swam fifty feet until he came to another hole, whence he scrambled out with the fish-in his mouth, Not longsince s lady in Denver received a newspaper from her husband, who is in the African diamond fields, in which were wrap- ped anumber of small goms. She, thinking them worthless bits of gravel which had work- od their way into the paper during its long trip thiew them away. Presently a letter waa sent telling of their value, She was in great distress at hor loss, when it was sug- Soated that possibly her’ chiokens, thirty a number, might have picked them up. They were all pur hased and killed, and twelve of the diamonds found in their crops. Another lady. who had lost an emerald setting of her ring the day before, ulso found hor lost treas- ure in the same new diamoad field, e —— Tne Festive Fly, NOW: He crawls along with feeble feet To seek the friendly su But no kind eye his glances meet, Of all the crowds that pass Bend down to hear him s igh, O listen to the plaintive song Alas for thee pocr fly! ~[Morning Journal, THEN: He moves thro’ space at lightning speed, And soeks o girl or son; Ho lights upon the hairless head, “And kicks up lots of fun, How chauged ho fs within & week, "This friendless little bummer, This is the fly in Summer. Yonkers Statesman. i e L CONNUBIALITIES, Shrewd young ladiee nrefer to be married about Easter time, because then there is no expenso for decorating the church. A woman of seventy-seven years in Belfast, Mo, is sulug a gay deceiver of seventy for 3,000 damages for alleged breach of promise of marriage. A complaining Chicagoan, in his suit for di- vorce, declares that his wife has made every. thing bot for him in his married kife except his tea and coffee. A man and his wife were the opposing can- didates for school committee at the late eleo- tion in Londonderry, N, H., and the wife camo out viclorious by six majority, A Mississippi man writes to Deaton county, ‘exas, foa & runaway wife, and describes her with hight cheek bones, upper front teeth out, crippled in one-foot.cross-eyed, aud quick- o0, slan . She s losing her hold on the pub. unable to make monoy fast. The young women of Siam have petitioned fe bt S e e thers | An exchaage has. an artidlo on “How to |the Kidg %o forbid mon pladging e vires oo m Y | it o O1d M. Wo hiad always supposed | 0 meet gambling debts. will give WG raly poy 2 it Toudwie | it was tho corrock Ehing to treat him the saue | KRDILNE o groat fupetus n th land of “the B B e M rue. Comsort | way as you would sny ether man, though, | ¥HSSSHELL ol statwart wit, B AT b compons the miuio (o it hia | considertug bis age, 1 gz i aaked by frsad if tho t;nnt&‘ul ‘betwoen o o o e isllod *Jaiua 16 will be put on the | bl up twice. market next season, M, Carl Ross has it s understood, secured o Fongliah T dual chiarac: argaret l:% Helen of Troy will be ‘parform Signor Boibo's oper ters f “hstatued by Mue, Mario ' Amerloan-Europesn Mastodon Havalyts e eation of ta kind | 80 sl on May 17 in tho %o open fu London ut lurgest theatro in the Minatrols, the lax in tho world, W steamor City of Romo, the Drury the world, Gourley. since his great success with ik 3 By tho Hightof the moon,” sporte e lismond, a pair of sids and & 5t Bernard dog. - He takes the d in this countn Balvinl writes to & hhfl W,:'W“l v““z no wanager bim for four nights @ ven up hi that he has A Awerica next season, is willing to evgage | oman st Now'York il 40 0% Wanta Wi ; fakers | stuer whiose mod Tadividual tn that. vicinity | ow e With him wherever he goes to protect the found former, " x) ; 48550, them didn't L o aeo e o fous | romark. “Ob, T don't mind which, of “hw‘“"{.h wause bo deducted, You'are | sighted, I ha oo started pug | atep on it on wy book Faars wil o me 8700,000 course, ex| ol well, James, for & man wk i 1ifb us & nowapaper roporter. “Well, out of fea? It u fine country, sor.” wucoeeded i gotting work yotr” but 1 have frien V. after gotting me u peusion. *You hava't tpped the walten,” said gon orl himself on his back ou_the floor, guest. Tu an Arksusss court two or three men br in vain to got excused from servivg on Pat,” was asked of & recently arriv. fmmigrant, “and how do you like Amer- ave you | nas o awho J | vets but, gvacious! dadu’t his dad catch it when hotel to a Colorado Ruotive of lmmediate i 13 O Ve immediate an Ll et o o tha oed of the western w Jury, often expose mortifyl e i, grown nesr sho'll bit muce Sarah’ e to look sharp for foar +'Ma,"ssid a bright little boy, “‘is ithaught kiss! “No, my son, it isn't naughty.” Then, what md- our servant gicl call paas ty, mean thing when ho kissed her! The hasn't got an auswer to his last _question 2 atis oo i Detroit wants & divorce use e b e e Glagammed a1 £ hae complied with, of ono single package of Gray's Specific will convinos the most skeptical of its real merita. Sold n Omaha } i RaMupy. Al unfailing cure for Seminal Weak- ness, Spermatorr- has, Impotenoy and"all that follow as & B buso; as ogs of % Menory, Univer- «7ORE TARING. calLaseltudo, Pain AFTER TARIN, in the Back, Dimness of Vision, Premature Uld Age and nany othor diseasce that lead toInsanity or Con- sumption and & Promature Grave. BWARN of advertieements to refund money, when Iruggists from whor the medicine is bought o nol nd, but refor you to the manufacturors, and the quirements are such that they are seldom, if cver, Hoo their written guarantee. A trial On aocount of countex/elters, wo have adopted the Yellow Wrapper; the only gonuine. Al particulars i our pamphlct, which wedo sire to send freo by mall to overy one. & The Spe. siflo Modi elno 18 sold by ail druggists at $1 per pack aige, or six packages for §6, or will be mad] on the roccipt of the monoy, b THE GRAY MEDICINE C0. W anted TO PURCHASE Second Hand Clothing or Spok Cash. Uall on or address Mr. or Mrs. Stophen J. BRODER OMAHA . Stove Repair Works, Purnish Ropairs for al Stoves made in the UNITED STATES AND OCANADA. Stoves repaired and remounted equal to new. Tele- phone No. 45, C. M, EATON, Prop. ICK. 018 South 10th ireet. staimpa. 07 Baak seut free. Morllah's Food Co, Rueine,Wis. A Bookofnearty mopages il o i s soiemplaji martiags RET Siite it fepipowio e o 5 Weakness, eic., sent seal ey, Ut posinge, Sampi) Adress DF: e, Cor. Brosdwhy wed Liscas Av. & Lou/tAOw NNINGS J IMPROVED SOFT ELASTIC SECTION SET f0 woar longer, 01 1 give bet(e abl E L L, oot "u‘«l'lu 0 it €0 E!st!‘lll‘:.;;‘lunl o e wiacturn, 240 & 843 Kabdolpl'se) Ghteasro, a2 JOHN H. F. LEHMANN & OO, SCHMELING & BELSCHNER, DEALERS IN before he married her. Ho told her that he wiod a- borse wnd wagon, and posscssed neither. Bn:nmdfilu:gxll\m:mld e buth, i h as ke owned a wood-horse nud & dog, "'.'Jgh:. Tatier's il & ‘wagon. —{Norristows orald. i A backwoodsman promised to send the min- i ed | ior fity pounds of Bukpla tugas for marrylog 'TIN, IRON & ZINCWARE 1 621 South 13th, between Jackson aud Jones Sta. dob Wk ln Booting, Guitartus, ke, prompily o, \ Grermary ID. Wvatt, LUMBER MERCHANT K |} w b el Sy - o ab oo 3 ¥ S e e peg i Lo £ A RS R ~ B ¢} EREEEEEE R 8 = = m = B8 3 = 5] =2 3 nm’g [ 5] CUMINGS AND 20TH ST., OMAHA, NEB, THORNBURG PLACE If you want a lot for a home or an investment, Thornburg Place offers the greatest inducoments. ~Situated in tho west part of the city, commanding a mag- nificent view of the wholo surrounding country, and sloping in such a way that very Ts only b blooks further from the postoflice than Hanscom Park. It is on Leaven- worth street, which is to.day, aid bound to be in the fu.ure, the best and leading thoroughfare out of Omaha. ~ We have about 45 lots in this beautiful addition left, which we offer at $185 to $260 each, on monthly payments. Lots in adjoining ad. joining aditions are selling av $500 to 8800 each. Call at our office and take ride to Thornbuig, ot BARKER & MAYNE, I3th and Farnam. MAX MEYER & GC. IMPORTERS OF ’ HAVANA CIGARS! AND JOBBERS OF DOMESTIO OIGARS, TOBACCOS, PIPES 2 SMOKERS' ARTICLES PROPRIETORS OF THE FOLLOWING CELEBRATED BRANDS: Reina Victorias, Especiales, Roses in 7 8izes from ' "to $120 per 1000. to0 AND (HE FOLLOWING LEADING FIVE CENT Q)GARS; Grapes, Thistle, Lawrence Barrett, Caramels, A * "% dard, Good Advice, New Brick, " S1oB WE DUPLICATE EASTERN PRICES SEND FOR PRIC