Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, January 19, 1884, Page 2

T TR AT e T THE DAILY BEE ————— JMAHA, SATURDAY, JANUARY 19, 1884. DR, WAGNER, THE LEARNED L L4 Specialist ! 343 LARIMER STREET. REBASONS Why you should tey the celcbrated Dr. H. Wagner's ‘methods of cure: 1. “Dr. H. Wagner Is a natural physician.” 0. 8. Fownam, The Greatost Tiving Phrenologist “'Few can exce you as & doctor.” D J. Snos, The World's Greatest Physiognomist. «You are wondertully proficient Inyour know! odgo of disease and medicines.” Dr. J. Marriews. 4 \Tne aflicted find ready roliet In your pros . Dr. J. Bruws, i trom LotoaTl Fodchine, sad 14 Giovonghl pouted cu teneive hospital practice, and is thoroughly posted on all"branchea ot hia beloved science, cpecially on chronio discases.” Drs. Browwmuy & Ewixa, 0. H. Wagner has Immortalized_ himselt by his wonderful discovery of specifio_remedios for pi vate and soxual diseasos.”—Virginia City Chronicle. 7. “Thousands of invalids flock o see bim."—San S & Dootor 1 i specialist “The 's long exporionco asa ahould rendor him vory sucessstul. —Rooky Moun: tain News. Plain Facts Plainly Spoken. At one timo a discusslon of the secret vico was on- tirely avoided by the profession, and medical works but & fow yoars ago would hardly mention it. To-day the physiian I of & difforontapinion; ho s awaro that it I8 his duty— blo though it may bo—to handle this mattor without gloves and speak plainly about it; and intelligont parents and guardians will thank him tor doing 8o, ‘The results attending this destructivo vice woro or. merly not understood, or not properly estimated; and no importance belng attached to a subject which by ita naturo does not Invite close investigation, It wae willngly ignored. Tho hablt n generally entracted by while attending school; older companio their example, may b2 responsiblo {or it, or it may acquired through accldent. The excitement once cx perienced, the practioe will bo repeatod again and until at last the habit becomes firm and_com lotely enslaves the victim, Moental and nervous af iotions are usually the primary results of self-abuso. Among thoinjurious offeets may be mentioned last tude, dejection or irrascibility of temper and genoral dobility.” The boy sceks seclusion, and rarely foins in the sports of his companions. 1t ho bo & young ‘man ho will be little found in company with the other sex, and is troubled with excoeding and aunoying bashfulness in their presence. Lascivious dreams, emissions and eruptions on the face, et., are also ‘prominent symptoms. 1t the practiceis violently persisted i, more serlous disturbasices take reat, palpitation of the heart, or epileptic convuisions, are oxperiencod, and the sufferer may fall into n complote state of idiocy be: tore, finally, death relioves him. T3 all thoso engaged in_this dangerous, practico, 1 would say, first of all, stop it at onoo; mako every possible effort to do so; but if you fail, it your nervots aystem Is already too much shattered, and conse: queutly, your will-power broken, tako somo norve tonic to ald youlin your effort. Having froed yourself teom the habity T would. further counsel you 4o ke through a regular course of troatment, for It s a great ‘mistalio t0 sapposn that any one may' for some. Lime bo t every solitt’ e give himself up to this fascinating t dangerous excitoment without suffering from ite evil consequences at some future time. The number of young men whoare incapaciated to fll tho dutio onfoined by wellook 1 alnriaingly largo, and h most of uch casen this unfortunato oondition o things can ‘be traced to the practice of self-abuse, which had been abandoned years ago. Indeed, a fow months’ practioe of this habft is sufficient to infuce spormatorthaa. § Iator years,and [ have many of such cases undor treat mentat the present day. . the _youny ns thre Young Men +Who may bo suffering from the offects of youthtul Tollies or indiscretions will do well Shomsolvor of this, the greatest boon ever ot foring humanity. Dr. WaaxwR will guaran folt §500 for every oase of seminal weaknows of privat diseaso of any kind and character which ho under. takes toand falls to oure. Middle Aged Men. ing’ sensation, and a weakening ‘manner the patient cannot acoount for. = On examin. ng tho urinary depolta s ropy diment wil often be found, and sometimes small particles of albumen will , o the color will bo ot thin milklah hue, agaln ging to » dark and torpld appearance. There are many, tany men who die of thly AIoulty, \grorant of ‘the osuse, which is the second stago of sominal-weak- ness. Dr. W. will guaranteo a perfoct oure in all caser and o healthy restoration of the genito-urinary or a. ‘:‘:n;ulhflan troe, Thorough examination and ad vioo, 86. "All communications should bo addressed, Dr. Henry Honry Wagner, P. 0. 2389, Donver, Colorado. Tho Young Man's Pocket Companion, by Dr. B Wagner, Is worth its weight In gold to young men Price §1,2. Sent by mall to any addross. A FRIEND TO ALL. One Who is Needed and Nobly Fills Place. Denver Is more fortunate than she knows i possession of the talen!s and enorgios of & man who a8 given his time and thought not merely to the uction of bis skill as a practitioner of "his pro: jassion of medicine, but to the study of those pro. found thin, the of sclénce and nature which tend to the unde The Conster's Confession, Tt was a badly battored boy ‘Who oame before his teacher, ‘With more of anguish than of joy Depicted in each foaturs, And too dejected to annoy Or harm the smallest creature, His head was bandaged ronnd and round, His right arm braced with splinters; Two sticks upheld him from the ground (Not those held up by printers) Ha looked aif ho hiad boon bound Tn irons & hundred wintors, “Groat Crmsar!” gasped tho pedagogus, Upon the youngstsr gazing; T weo in you n catalogue Of accidents amazing! Have yon been fighting with a dog Or some new scholar hazing? “‘Can it be true that yon have saved A follow from a fire? Or, peradventurs, you have craved To gain some wild desire, And, failing in it, you have braved A father's fiorcest ire!” The bunged up boy bowed low his head Ho did ot fool 1k boastin, His frescoed faco grow fiery rod, An though his form wero roasting; Then slowly, painfully he said, “T did it, hile consting. —[Kryn, —— 1Y FOR THE LADIES, Throo female dentists have opened offices in Chicago, The bonnet rouge, at one time the emblem of liborty, is quite prominent among the ar. ray of hoad coverings. White and goid and pink and silver are much combined in elegant ovening toilots of satin brocade this winter. Kansas women faint when witnessing the hanging of a murderer, which shows how thoroughly they enjoy the occasion. We loarn from a *‘society” personal that a Washington lady has hor slippors made at Brussols, Oarpet is cheaper thore, we balieve, The rage for tulloincroases, and shopkeapers doclare it to bo almost impossible to cope with the great demand for this diaphanous and poristublo dress fabric. A man named Gasbill wished to change his namo because his girl always objected to hia hgure whenever he'd meter. Sho said he was t00 high, and turned him off. Many ladies are wearing the colored cloth Newmarkets and wob jackets which look so stylish and fit so_perfectly. Theso are trim- med invariably with feathers or fur, and ofton presont a striking contrast to the color of the !lrm or bonnet they accompany, Socloty in St. Louls is much relieved by the discovery that tho St. Louis young Iady who ran away from her parents had only hired her- self out to do the washing for a lunatic asylum in Indianapolis. 1t was feared that sho had fone to Chicago and, marriod ono of tho load- ing citizens of that place. Tn proof of the adage that extremes moet, it in heralded in fashionable circles, that the pro- digions fur muffs which our = great-grand- mothers carried, capacious enough to stow a small wardrobe away in, aro likely to reappear and take the place of 'tho very diminutive ““fingar cosies” 8o long in vogue. A Maino man bought his daughter » melo- deon recontly. Bocuuse sho_oould not learn to play woll in a ook he swapped tho instry- ment for & cow, but the latter not giving milk enough:to suit him ho killed it for beof. The boef wiw kept too long before he_got a cus- tomer to_suit him and has spoiled on his hands, Moral: Don't buy & melodeon. Tt looks as if the malo sex is beginning to assert itself, Mr. Beechor s wearing a sesl- skin oercoat, Let overy man say to his wife the moment she begins to twitter about a seal saeao: “Lovey, It you have a seal saenuo, it will not look woll for me to bo going out without o soal overcoat, and you know we haven't saved any thousand dollars this year.” Tn somo cases more firmnoss than is her indi- cated may bo nocossary; but not a man should fail to makesomo kind of a stand. Bodices cut Pompadour or V' shape in_the neck are becoming the oxceptions, and those cut low to display the whole of the shouldors are fast gaining favor with tho ultra-fashion- able, There are, however, hundreds of women who would as soon think of entering a public aasemblage minus any dress avall agto appear in a bodice with its best half missing, and in nine cases out of ten, theso very women have the snowiest shoulders and the plumpost arms to display—if they would. Chamois leather underclothing is fast gain- ingin_favor for winter wear, wo roply to a New England correspondent. 'These very ex- cellent garments make it aimost_impoiible that even the most delicato should suffer in- convenionce from » chango of atmosphere, Many people havoa habit of heaping on & guperabundant amount of clothing when they have to *‘face the weather,” and the removal of their wraps when in doors is often the cause of cold. If people could be induced to woar those perforatod slips, there would pro- bably bo less suffering from many of the ills which flesh is heir to. Ladios who dolight in wearing nothing but the jeraoy jacket upon the promenndo find a strong refuge against the northern blasta in the perforated. ohamols vest. The groatest drawback to these com- fortable garmenta is their oxpense, aa two on- tire suita cost & considerable sum. They Inst a long time, howover, and undergo the wear and tear of » laundry with vory good success. e - RELIGIOUS, The Friends number in this country] 302 churches, 200 ministers, and 96,000 members. Archbishop Gibbons will preside at the Catholic council to be held in Baltimore in the coming spring. Cardinal Newman entered the Roman Cath- olic church when he was 45 years old, and Cardinal Manning was & clergyman of the English church until he was 4 The Rey. E. P. Hammond, who has been - | laboring in different parts of the country as "|an evangelist, is now conducting » series of meetings in the Memorial church, of Phila- wore com| standing of the problem of life [ delphia. B o o oty o mankin frons the b | In the Episcopal church at Dent, Yorkshiro, formation thus acquired in the o Such a | two long shalves are filled every Sunday with man o ho is located at 343 Larimer | loaves for the poor, which they away st . Wagnor devoted miny years o the ao- | with themy after tho servico, This is solid isition of the nuscosazy to hia profes | roligion “on in & mumbor of the jeading medical sohools of b the. ‘eminent ound teachers, such | The colored church at Austin, Ark., on a poaring | recent Sunday, being halt full of 'water on ac- a arious s of the country closo study, ex came to Denver throo &mwuw‘ ty, Dr. Waguor de nder the greatest Rood to {1od £ lay Asido tho reneral branches of practico and riag al b wipe knowladgs sud power 1o besr up on the foe wi mong the . rmy. of lnsidious death agents is the greatest. i3 wide experionce hat weapois (0 use aad Which (0 g himself as his trained ho oom: to advise him his_sttack, i | i and white t0 od Wd b, ionath 34 k hiis possess on of @ s denerves to ve, and sh the higchest sphere of usefulness to sul plano of finaucial indepen er has contributed of his prosperl 4 i e g - ;‘g 22 B be reads for ooou woeks, that and is an_ ovidence £2 't the R ‘Plains —(Den i i ———— DR. H. WAGNER & CO., 843 Larimer St. DENVER, COL.) - | count of the flood, o thelr effect, allmatio. and ith and the different forms of dis- almost unlimited pmmie. ears A40 squip: 1o battlo the the the dreaded enemy, diseasc. In order to % | be perf lonoe and expross books tos- a fleld of the lines which bound the country, and which has where & man of his skili and intellectus ould to be eusbly tial wprovement of Denver o the block on Larimer stroet, opposite No. 843, [bwill the umbered among the poraancnt and motropolis of the Address Box ' 2389, o pastor climbed to the roof and preached n sermon to the congrega- tion attended in skiffs, A member of the Second Presbyterian church, Chicago, has purchased & lot 75 by 126 feet on the corner of Twenty-ninth street and Wentworth avenue, and deposited with friends $40,000 for the erection of a house of werahip on the same., In Miles Oity, Mont , the Methodists be- lieve in receiving contributions from anybody, whether good or bad, who is disposed to give. holdrinking waloons, and some of the patrons of those oe- tablishments drop a coin or two in whenever they tak a drink, The boxes become as full of money a4 the customers do of drink, Tho olergymen of Indisuapolis have form- ally rocommended that funeral services shall ormed on recular dayain private dwell- ings, and not in the houses of worship; that the friends shall take leave of the dead in pri- vate; that the remains shall not be exhibited to the public, and that, with a view to reduc- ing the burden of expense, the services shall be on on one day and the burial privately perfsrmed on the next. The old South Church and society of Bos- ton bavg formally rencwed their call to the Rev, George A. Gordon, of Grenwich, Conn., to become their pastor, - The first call was ex- tended a yoar but was declined because Mr. Gordon felt that he ought not then to 1-uve his pastorial work at Greenwich, It is hoped and believed thut the circumstances have so changed during the interval, that he will see his ;:r clear to accept the urgent and very flattering invitation which has gone to him this week, ‘The death of Archbishop Perche has led to the prediction that the diocese of New Or- leans, like thoso of 8t. Lonis and San Fran- » will s0on pass from the control of French to that of Irish Uatholics. French Catholics, and the same is true of the Germans of the socond and third generation in this country, lose their all to the church, dnifting frequently into agnosticism, Irish Catholice hfl.l% to the faith more firmly and it is natuarl that the rulers of the church should come from their ranks in Increasing numbers. The pews and aisle seats in Plymouth church, lyn, were sold by auction last weok, Mr, Beecher was presout, The first - | They place contribution boxes in | 883; making in all, 834,844, wocured by H. B, Claflin at & prem. Ha selected pew 89, the fixed rontal for which is 8120, 8. V. White and S, P. Duryea followed, ench paying $500 for pews 57 and 00 ro m-u\-al_F. the rentals for which are $90 and Lum_ he next purchasers wera W. B. Boorum, $400; G, A, Segur, & G. H. Van Ingen, 83 Charles Dennis, §3 Moses 8. Beach, £240; J. T, Howard, $205; and T, G. Shearman 2165, The total amo of premiums was 822,011, and of rentals, 812 Last yoor the salcs amounted to about $38,000, and in 1882 | to #13,000, Skating and Conrting, Twas moonlight, and the world was white; Wo worg a merry party Wo skimmod the glassy fleld that night, ng blood, and spirits hearty; scored the fco in fancy whirls, En h did his share of prating Warm-hearted men and bonny girls That night we wont a-skating. Wi Rosa was there, and that was why My heart was like feathor; 1 crossed her oft, but sho alid ahy, ‘We could not come together, Fortuno at last was kind and froe T had for months been waiting For just that chance that came to mo The night we went a skating. I conld not tell you all the game, wor love had made me stunid, But plump into my arms she came A living, breathing Cupid. Sho did not fall, she did not scream, She did not start berating, We smply both slid with the stream That night we went a-skating. Since then we've gone through life as one, In overy kind of weather 1n storm or calm, in rain or sun, Still keeping pace together. And though there's winter on our brows, Lovo's powr is still elating We'll ne'er forget the hurried vows That night we went n-skatin, {Wi —— CONNUBIALITIES, fiiken 298 A patent glue peddlor causad tho soparation of an old murried couple in Kansas, At a Hannibal, Mo,, wedding, the briflal march was played on n harmonica, and_the bride wore a calico dress of the Mother Hub- bard style, Miss Lillio Burton, & Tonisville belle, who had arrived at the ago of clopement, having 1o otheroffer, ran awny with o Chineso laun- dryman, and they have ¢one to Chicago on » wedding tour. A Medina family row was started because the wifo refused to kiss the husband good- night. Then tho son knocked tho father down with bootjack, the son was fined, and the wifo gots out & warrant for the old man, “God bless our home" i the motto over the dining- room door. Sunday night as & York-st girl was biddin Hor lover good-by at tho front gato they kised, and_instantly their lips were frozen together and they had to walk sideways into tho sit- ting-room and thaw themselves apart right Defore the old folke and children, and little Jimmy cried_out, “Mamma, is that getting ‘married?”—Kentucky Stato Journal. Thoro was o snd ending to an olopoment of a young couplo in Gloveraville, N. V., last woek. At midnight, on Thuradwy last. the young lover arrived at the house of a wealthy maufacturer, by appointiont, and carriod the daughter away with him in his cutter. The family were aroused, however, and the irate father took ono of his horses from his stablo and followed the runaways. Ho over- took them abont ten miles from town, dump- ed the young man out _into the snow, took & seatin the sleigh besido his_daughter, and drovo home, while the young Romeo was coni- polled to wend his weary way back through the snow aud wind and darkness. i Leap Year Love Story. JONN. Come, Sally, dear, it's gotting late, and ‘mother’s wide awake; Sho knows you're here,, and therefore your departure you must take; T've got to lock the door and then put out the parlor light; Please go, dear Sal, and you can come again some other night. AL Oh, pshaw! dear John, it's early yet: I'm sure noedn’t hurry; 1t's searcaly half past ten o'clock; your mother nood not Worry; But_if you want to go to bed, then I'll no longer stay, So, love, give mo another kiss, and I will go away. J0HN, Oh, Sal, ploase don't! Well, tako it then, now §0; ob, plonse make haste; 1t mother’ should como down and seo your arm around my waist 1 think I'd faint; como doarest, don't delay » moment more, Put on your hat and shawl and 1 will seo you to the door. SAL, I think its just tobad that I've got to go so soon; Well, never mind; I'll see you love, to-morrow aftornoon; Il1—hush! T hear your mother coming down with footsteps light; I'm off —just one; oh, my, how sweot! Well, Johany, dear, good night. —{Somerville Journal, e PEPPERMINT DROPS. Tt doesn’t take an artist to paint the town pump red. “I work card for my living,” said tho gam- bler, as ho slipped four aces up his sleeve. M. Keely now thinks the motor will move on February 1st, Ho does not mention tho yoar.—Boston Courier. One hundred and ten pounds is the weight of & three-yoar-old child named Fitz Buoha nan, who liveafin Greonup, Ky. Three large stones having doeply indented footprints of birds have been taken from the quarries in Portland, Conn,, 300 foet below t\m surface, N. §. Stylos of Warrenton, Ga., watched for tho robber of his hens' nests, and_saw @ half. grown heifer go to s nest and eat its contents, sholl and all. Tn Mauitoba, where the blizaards start from, the liquor saloons have to employ fat men to siton tho barrels to keop the whisky from froezing, —Hackonsack Ropublican, A Dubuque man made his corner grooer; an uncomfortabie place for gentlemen of leis. ure by hanging out & sign: Wanted—One more loafer to hang around this place, With ono citizon, Forger Winslow, the virtusl ruler of Buenos Ayres, and anothor, John L, Sullivan, the acknowledged champion of the world, Boston iu 80 proud that sho don't care whother the great organ goes or not, A wounded woldior, who livesin Burlington, Town, has declined to draw any more pension mony, ho having rocovered from his wounds, Tt would never do to call him as a witness in a case, The opposing counsel would question his sanity. Hogs sent to the market from California have to be trapped in the woods in_about the samo mannor as bears, On most of the ranches it is said the swine are as wild as doer through the woods, and if comered they will place thomslves on o dofemsive and fight like igers, *“You could tell t a glance that that butter wasn't old,” said Jones to_his landlady, “Of course 1t isn't sir,” sho replied, much pleased; “but how oan you tll, sir? Why, I can ses that it isn't bald yet,” ho answered softly, and for ten minutes usught broke the silence save the exclamations of a fly in the milk pitchor, who was unable to swin, e e— SINGULARIIES, A muskrat came out of the river at Fitch. burg, Mass., the other day.and seated himself in the sun, where he frozs to the foe, and was held & close prisoner till a boy dispatched him with a club. Fifty tame ducks were recently removed in & close box from Short Beach to Babylon, L. I The next morning they were found at their old home ou the besch, waiting to be fed, Ax their wings were clipped they must have swam the entire distance, nearly niue miles, in a hoavy sea and on a dark night. . The people of Mexico, Mo., are terrified by an apparation which appears to besimply that Y | wedding, the second of & loan monster man, between 8 and 10 feet in helghth, wearing a long cloak and goin about with his head bowed in an abstractec way, but_ocoassionally glaring at those he moets with small glittering eyes, said to re. semble thoso of cat or some wild beast. The negroes beliove the apparation to be & ghost; the whits people do not know what to say. Mr. Barnum's sacred olophant, from the herd of King Theebaw, the holy whisky bloat, in & male, 15 yoars old, soven and a half feet high, with two foot tusks and, like a sacred elephant should be, kind and gentle. His re. tinue consists of two Buddhist priests (one Trish and_ons American) and three of Bar- num's high pricsts or agents. The priests have documents under the royal seal to show the sncred padigres of the beast, and also line to the samo effect beating the oress mark of Theebaw's stable boss, Notwithstanding his sacred and royal blood, the elophant is war- ranted to et hay, peanuts_and candy with avidity under canvas, He will arrive at New York, amid great pomp, within the moxt throe or four woeks. Philsesse S — A Leap Year Experience, T told him that T loved him, (Hi hair was glossy black) He protended not to hear me, And turned his scornful back. T told him that T loved him, (His manly curls were brown) Ha thanked me and assured me They were wanting him down town T told him that T loved him, (His auburn hair was thin) He coolly asked mo if I thought That Jay-Eye-Seo would win? T told him that T loved him, (Hin hond waa noarly bald) Ha naw that there waa troublo, And was sorry ho had callod. 1 told him that T loved him, (His locks were silver most) Ho answi red vaguely, and I found Him deaf as any post. I told him that T loved him, (A wig it wis, no doubt,) Heo askod o if T chanced to know A remody for gout. 1 told him that T Joved him, (His akull was bare, or worse,) He faintly smiled and dying loft His money to his nurse. [Tarelio. Sl el < MUSICAL AND DRAMATIC. Goorge Rignold has arrived in London from Australin. Pauline Lucen, who is in Moscow, says she is coming to America soon. Maggie Mitchell has boen playing to stand- ing-room only in Pennsylvania towns. Miss Ada Cavendish is acting “‘Mercy Mer- rick” at the Novelty Theatre in London. Lizzie Webb Cary. a cousin of Annie Lou- ise, will make her debut in Boston shortly. Mr. Henry Trving's stay in Chicago seems to have been one continued round of pleasuro, Janet Edmondson will play the '‘Princess” in'the Boston production of Sullivan's new opera, “Princess Ida.” Maud Granger, in “Her Second Love,” claims to wear the handsomest dresses over seen on any stage.” N The Vokes Family will_return to America in March. Jomes T. Powers and Marie Williams will be in the company. Herr Gutmann, the music publisher of Vienna, has purchased the copyright of Brahm's new symphony for 10,000 guiden— 4,00 Sol Smith, during his engagement_at the Arch, will introduce his niece, Miss Brown, who s said to possess dramatic talent of & high order. Horr Gutmann, the music publisher of Vienna, has purchased the copyright of Brahms's new symphony for 10,000 guidon— about $4,000. Tho “Princess Chuck” company broke up at Bridgeport, Conn. It will reorganize _and open again in Boston on February4. Fares wero paid to New York. Mile. Stella Auber, a nieco of the composer Auber, has recently been singing in Paris un- der the management of Ferdinand Strakosch, who belioves that he has discovered a prize. New York Mail and Express: “If we are to have an American comic opera, we do not want an imported article with the Boston im- print. Wo want something now and differ- ent.” Though Madame Aimee has lost something of the voice that made her tho most popular prima donna of opera bouffe who over came to this country she still has all the chic and smartnoss that used to belong to her. Tho costumes she wears are always fresh, bright and beautifully fitting. In “‘La Vic Pari- sienno”of last week sho was exquisitely dreasod andfso very differently from the rather sloppy way in which the French opera bouffcist is usually attired. Her foet aro always so wall dressed, he is 50 neat in many ro- spects that it is invariably a pleasure to_look upon her. The dressos sho will wear at Mad- amo Favirt will all bo new and made in Paris expressly for the | Twenty- From John King, Lafayette, Ind., who an- nounces that hois now in *‘perfect health,” we have the following: *'One year ago I was, to all appes rances,in the last stages of Consump- tion. Our best' physicians gave my case up. I finally got so low that our doctor said T could not live twenty-four hours, My friends then purchased a bottle of DR, WM. HALL'S BALSAM FOR THE LUNGS, which con- siderably benefitted me. I continued until T took nine bottles. T am now in perfect health, having used no other medicine,” | — four Hours to Live, DR. DEWITT C. KELLINGER'S LINI- MENT is an iufalliblo cnre for Rhoumatism, Sprains, Lameness and Discases of the Scalp, and for promoting the growth of the Hair. Edey's Carbolic Troches cure colds and pre- vent disease, — A Leather Wedding. Philadelphia Call. She—My dear, how long do people have to be married before they can have a tin- wedding?” ‘Ten years. ‘Mercy me! Why, we can’t have a tin- wedding for seven years yot!” He—‘No, but there are plenty of other weddings that come between. For instance, the first year there is a cotton- ear a paper-wed- {el'.hel wedding, ding, the third year a and-—" She—*A what?” He—"'A leather-wedding.” She—*“Well, I declare; and why is there a leather-wedding the third year? He—*'I don’t know, unless it is because the first-horn is by that time getting old enough to be fanned with a slipper. s e The Kind We Like, The medicine we most like is that which does its work quick and well, Burdock Blood Butters are the quickest kind of a cure for dys- pepsia and liver and kidney affections. o —— A Hundred Miles an Hour, From the English Paper. Some time ago an American locomotive fitted with a new brake, was brought over to this country, but its performances do n;xtlwem to have made any stir. Some of the American are suggesting that an English l&mm of the bes type should be brought by one of the companies in the United States, and be tested against one of their standard en- gines for speed and durability. question has come to the front mainly on account. of the agitation for quicker sorvice between New York and Philadel- phia, a distauce of about ninety miles, which one engineer thinks may be cover- ed in the hour, Such a speod as that has never been accomplished by any train, and it is doubtful whether an engine by iteelf has ever run at that rate even for a short distance. It is very well known that some of the uxpresses on the great lines running to the North do occasional- 12 WOMAN'S SxORET, She is over-worked, poor thing! Proud, honorable, faithful, womanly, she determined to keep expenses down,and dothe work herself. Right 20bly has she done it, but at terrible t. The sparkle that was in her s when she was a bride is gone. aszer once plump and rosy cheeks @@ now lm{]o\v and colorless. She used to step lightly and gracefully, but now she drags one foot after the othes with painfulweariness. For tis sake of the family she does not mention n:r aching bac r *¢ acutely-painful nerves, her rheu- matic twinges, herd wpuclroph](-s, or the heavy weight she feels in her j right sice, (hat tells her her liver is soing wrong. She thinks nobody hnuws about all that, and she will suffer on in quiet and unrepining pa- tience. Alas] her secret is an open one, for it tells its own tale. Whisper this in her ear, she ought to know it: Madam, Brown's Iron Bitterswill healyour back,ralm your nerves, killyour rheumatism,drive out your dyspepsia,andcorrectyour liver, Dollar a bottle. Nearest druggist. ly reach a speed of seventy miles and more, going down some of the long banks but the running average of the latest trains in this country is fifty miles an hour. That is accomplished by the Great Northern Flying Scotchman, which does the whole journey from Edinburgh to King's Cross at a runningaverage of forty- eight miles, Running average, it should be explained, is calculated on the time the train is actually in motion, the journey average of the train mentioned being only a trifle less than forty-four miles an hour, The Great western, which, thanks to the general ievel char- acter of its line, should do better, shows a running average for expresses of forty- six miles, and the Midland, which has more severe gradients than the Great Northern, shows a running average of forty-five and forty-six with the fastest trains on parts of a long journey. These speeds do not represent the actual rate of motion on levels or down inclines, which is very much higher,but rarely ex- ceeds seventy miles, Slowingat junc- tions, and overdifficult parts of the road, brings the average to that given above. The road from New York to Philadel- phia is almost level the whole way, and if a speed of ninety miles kept up for an hour is possible anywhere it should be on that line; but even in that case it will be necessary to run over parts of the road at a speed of about a hundred miles, which, rightly or wrongly, has been re garded as the limit, for at_higher speeds the driver and stoker would find it not an easy matter to breathe. e —— Detectives and Private Oflicers Usually wear their badges of authority con- cealed under their clothing, but Dr. Zhomas’ Lelectric Oil wears its badges m the form of printed labels attached to each and every bot- tle, s0 that all may know its mission. It is given full and complote authority to arrest all aches and pains, and does its duty every time. —_— The Evils ofjthe High-Heel Boot. London Lancet, The evils ot the high-heeled boots or shoes are due to the fact that it is an es- sentially badly fitting article, It is made in defiance of the relation which it ought to bear to the anatomy of the foot, and to the direction in which the pressure of the body weight falls upon the latter. Hence the peculiarly cramped walk of ladies of the present day. Any one may observe the consequences of the ‘“‘ad- vanced position,” nesrly under the instep, and the increased height of heel, in the substitution of a ferward inclination of the body, and a trip sug- gestive in & measure of the stumbling gait, for the upright carriage and the free and graceful swinging movement natural to the leg in walking. , The boot or shoe, in order that it may not shift on the foot, which has lost much of its usual purchase of direct downward pressure, must hold it firmly and even tightly,and in particu- lar it is necessarily constructed so as to hold with undue firmness just above the back of the heel. With some per- sons, perhaps, no inconyenience re- sults, with others who have fine skins severo chafing is readily pro- duced. This is in itself a trifle, but it may nevertheless be the slight begin- ning of grave troubles. Probably there is o practitioner fairly loug acquainted with town practice who cannot recall a case or cases in which extensive inflama- tion of the leg with abcess formation has followed oven such a slight abrasion, and the exciting cause when looked for was discovered in the patient’s shoe, There have been even instances, fortunately raro, but still occasional, where aboesses arising round some neglected triflo of this kind have ended fatally, Theso are facts which cannot be denied and should not be overlooked. R A Uauses Astonishment, “Completely prostrated for days with indi- estion and bilious fover, Tho effects of two ttles of Burdock Blood Bitters astonished me; visible improvement right off.” Mr. Noah Bates, Elmira, N. Y. By il aswrite 11t Specific Co. Thefili&t{afli« Ga. DRY TETTER. For years I was afflicted with Dry Tetter of the to type, Was treated by many of the ny; ook quantities of mercury, potash and arsenic, which, instead of curing the tetter, erippled me up with mineral poisonand rheumatism. Th Tetter continued o grow worse, aud the itching almost made me crazy. In this condition I was in- duced to take Swift's Speciflc, and the result was as astonishing as it was gratifylng. In & few months the Tetter was entirely well, the Mercurial Poisoning all out of my system and [ was a well man—and duo only to Switt’s Specific. All like sufferors should take it. JAMES DUNNING, Louisville, Ky. Our treatise on Blood aud Skin Diseases mailed The |} tree o applicants. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO0., Drawer 3, Atlanta Ga. OMAHA Stove Repair Works, 109 South 14th St. Make & specialty of furnishing castings and repair- ing stoves of all descripsion, wood stoves, changed to bur coal, grates, firvback, dampers, &c. constantlys on hand. 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