Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, January 12, 1884, Page 2

- TR WAGNER, THE LEARNED - - Specialist ! 343 LARIMER STREET. RBASONS Wiy yon shoud ey the celebrated Dr. 1L Wagnor's curo: Dr. . Wagner 18 & natural physician.” 0. 8. FowLxz, The Greatest Tiving Phrenologfet. “Fow can exce you aa & doctor.” Di. 3. S, The World's Greatest Physiognomist. . 'You are 'nmlnr'llzly proficient in your know! edge of disease and medicines.” Dr. 3. MATTIRWA. e afficted find ready roliel in your pros- i " 7 vl 3 n, . . SiMuA. 5. “Dr. 1. Wagner I8 & regular graduate trom Believne Hospital, New Y k cty; has had vory ex. tonsive hospital practice, and Is thoroughly posted oo T rancia of s ‘beloved stence, y on ‘chronlo diseases.” Dea. Browswiy & Ewixa, 8. “Dr. H. Wagner has fmmortalizod himself by hia wonderful diseovery of specifc remedios for vate and sexual disoasoa.”—Virginia City Chronicle. “Th s of lnvallds flock to #00 him.”—8an Ch 8. *“The Dootor's long experlenco as a speciallst should render him very sucoessful.”—Iocky Moun: tain News. Plain Facts Plainly Spoken. At one time & disousion of the eecret vice was en. tirely avolded by the profession, and medical works but fow years ago would hardy mention It "Touday tho physican s of n difcrent opinions bo 1 awaro that It I8 his duty—lismgroeablo though It miay bo--to_handle this matter without gloves and apeak planly, about 7 and atelliccnt parents an guand o will thank him for doing Ko. “The rewults attending this destructivo vice were or: merly not undepsiood, or not properly esimated; und no imj 0o belng attached to n subject which by it nature does not Invite close Investigation, it was willingly ignored. Tho habit in gonerally contracted by the young while attending school; older_companons thi thelr example, may b responsible for it, or it ma, thiotgh accklent. The excitement once ox: , the practice will bo repeated agaln and , until at last the habit becomos firm and_com enslaves the victim, Mental and norvous af primary rosult of solf-abuse JJection or Irraacibility of temper and general o mwflmu seclusion, and rarely joine in the wports of hls companions. It he be a young man he will be little found in company with the other oo and'la teoubled with excoodini and annoying bashfulness fn thelr presence. Lascivious dreams, emisslons and eruptions on tho face, etc., are alsd Pprominent eymptoms. 11 tho practic s vioontly porsisted I, moro serlous disturbances take place. plly‘ll::,lmlmdl)l \h; heart, or epileptic convuistons, aro oxperincod, an the sufferer may fall nto a complote state of idiocy be- fore, finally, death relleves hir. o all those engaged in_this dangorous, 3 would say, first of all, stop It at onoo; make overy poasible aftort to do soybut if you fail, I your nervou System is already too much shattered, and conso- quently, your will-power broken, take somo nerve tonic to ald you In your effort. Having freed yoursel! from tho habit, I would further counsel you to go ~ r course of treatment, for it is & groat 0 Lo suj thatany one may, for some time, be t every #o litt* e give himself up to this fascinating dangerous excitement without suffering from ite evil consequences st some future time. The number ot Jnm who are incapaciated to fill the duties ‘onfoinge by wedlock s alarningly large, and. in most of ‘wuch cases thia unfortunato condition of things can e traced Lo the practice of self-abuse, which been abandoned . Indeed, a fow months' practioe of this it Is suflicient to induce spormatorrhma 3 Inter yoars,and T havo many of such cases under treat anentat the present day., i Young Men Who may be suffering from the effects of youthtu! follios or indiscretions will do well to a\ themsolver this, the boon ever laid at the altar of suf. Middle Aged Men. the of 80 to 60 who Are @ l"w:m‘flunlnlmhlnl loro ar¢ | grain ribbon for the top of the handle: fi . | not n 8o Like Her Own, Give me the baby to hold, my dear— To hold and to hug, and to love and to kiss, Ah! he will eome to me, never a fear Come to the nest of a breast like this, As waem for him as his face with cheer, Give me the baby to hold, my dear! Trustfully yield him to my caress, “‘Bother,” you say? what! a ‘‘bother" to me! - To fill up my soul with such happinees As the love of a baby that laughs to be Snuggled awag where my heart can hear! Give me the baby to hold, my dear! Ah! but his hands are sofled, yon say, And would dirty my laces and sofl my hair Well, what would pleasure me more, I pray, Than the the touch and tug of the wee hands there! The wee hands there and tho warm face here (3ive me the baby to hold, my dear! wive me the baby! O won't yon see? Somewhere, out whers the greon of the lawn 1 turning geay, and tho maple tros Tn woaving ita leaves of old upon THE DAILY BEE--OMAHA, SATURDAY, JANUARY 12, 1834 on trisl the [ast three days. The jury disa- groed, standing seven for conviction and five for acquittal, The teacher will be tried again, 1n an article on the philosophy of labor The Philadelphia Call says: ““As & rule children will expend more_vital energy on _th than they can be indnced to on labor, hey will toil aud sweat building a fort or playing bat, but au armfal of wood or & bucket of coal, or an errand takes the life out of them instanter, Tho reason is, one is play and the other work, Bt suppose. the philosaphy of work were taught them? 1f they know that the use of musclos and nerves strengthened them; that the contest of brains with problems in arith. metic or the principles of grammar tended to strengthen, thore would be a fresh zest in it all, Very frequently, when an elderly gentleman | gets up to make a speech on_educational mat- tors, he refers to the humble school house of his boyhood, with their old-fashioned masters, and hard benches, and primitive text-books, and brings thom into painful contrast with the ologant, comfortable buil diings, L.m.«nz donks, Iatest improved toachers, aud the various as- sortment of school-room luxuries of the present A little mound, with a dear rose near Give me the baby to hold, my dear! Z[J. W. Riley. o —— HONEY FOR THE LADIES, Cupid is the greatest slay-belle in the world, The girl of the poriod has yet to appear with a stuffed ostrich on her hat. Apple-paring boos havo been introduced into New York fashionable society. That's sneezy thing to catch you. Ladios who carry_their monoy pursos con- spicuonsly displayed, invite thievery. Parisian modestes, with their loveof bizarre effocts, are combining fur and lace ns a dress garniture, A beantiful and accomplished hefress doos to take advantage of leap year, She is alroady engaged—in rojecting proposals. The Louisville belle who eloped with a Chi- nese latndryman will not worry in future about her white drosses being scorched by caro- loas washerwomen. A travelling salosman for “a Now York dia: mond houss has ran away With u Chicago girl and £35,008 worth of the firm’s money. Rath- er too much girl for the monoy, wo should way. Nearly all the white toilets for young_girls aro now made with the ronnd waist. Some aro of the blouse shape, for very slendor young Indies, gathored full at the throat and also at d | the waist. T asked a friend, the other day, the business of a nicely dressed man who was in his office. ““Oh, he's the husband of & woman who keops o millinery store,” roplied my friend. That told a long story in few words, Among the protty fane carried this season are those of large oval shape made of white or tinted satin, and coverod with row after row of painted laco. In the center is placed o cluster of pond lilies mingled with fern fronds or amilax, It you aro obligod to have your hands in water a groat deal and thoy foel uncomforta- ble afterit rub them all over with oil. A very little salad oil, or even a little lard with a drop of perfume init, will relieve your dis- comfort. No Norwegian girl can have a beau until #he can bake bread and knit stockings, She learns dish-washing, window-cleaning, the art of chastng a shirt up and down a washboard, and other wsthetic pursuits after marriage. — [Bismarck Tribune, A Maine woman put her husbrnd up at auc- tion, and did not receive a single bid. The bystanders thought she must have a reason for selling, and as she refused to give it they concluded he wasn't a desirable urticle to have in the house,— [Lowell Citizen. A pearl necklace owned by a New York lady is valued at $100,000, and yet tho pleas- ure sho derives from wearing it is as skim milk beside golden cream when compared with the pleasure the Dakota girl experiences while wearing » neckluce coruposed ot a strong honest arm. This is semi-official, but it can be rolied on as boing corract.—| Bismarck Tribune, *Do you know,” said a Fort Lincoln man to a young lady who was driving while out sleighriding. *‘that in the east the other day two young people woré out just as we are and the aleigh upset, and that little accident was the cause of & within & week. Ten minutes later floundering in the snow; but the girl it was an accident,— [ Bismarck Tribune, Ladies who do mot have much time for fancy work need not lack for tidies, when such elegant towels are to be pt ed at so little expense, For the back of a sofa choose one with embroidered and fringed ends. This towel should be long enough o that you can §i9 it in a knot; arrange #0 that it will bo smooth _on top, The ends must be draped gracefully. A really common sort of work baskot can be made very ornamental by lining it with a crocheted lining. Make it of the cord used for tidies and lambrequins, leaving spaces for ribbons; in place of ribbons {mt atrips of si- lesin. Make a protty bow of satin and gros- nge one end, cut one slanting, Let the box have : | quite long loops and put it on in the exact or: | center of the Consultation tree, Thorough examination and ad- il communeations should bo addressed, Dr. Heury Henry Woguer, P. . 2380, Denver, Colorado. '-n- Y?‘\mg uu'.: m&:: ‘gu:fitn'zon. by Dr. B agnor, ia worth g men Prida §1,2." Bont by mall to a0y sddreas. A FRIEND TO ALL. One Who is Needed and Nobly Fills his Place, Denver Is mare fortunate than she knows in the ‘on of the talonts and energies of & man who given bis time and_ thought 1ot merely to the mufi(ounlh ill as & practitioner of "his pro- on of medi e e i o Coa eeebisen: of. more ntanding of o1 the laws o natre an tho moaus of galning great tomankind_from the in foruation thus 4 in the o Such & man is Dr. H, Wagrier, who is located ¢ 343 Larimer Dr. Wagnor dovoted miny yeats to the ac- nsition of t lodge nac tohis profe Inlnumtrnflh- ding oo ‘noh ; the most emient and names as Dr. Grom wid an among his precopiom No They ountinuea in tho field of the practiciu, phisiciab aud i the oxperionces of & man o ¥ive travel. Ho has vivited overy wection of the Unl. i Buatey paying studlous witontlon to ho iferent characteristion of th vari s yortions of the country, particulrly with regard to theic effict, elimatio an aiherwie uyen sealth and tho diffreht fortaot s cases, With the combi br 'l{l came to pod an fow have the right to clal fl-nflud,m‘n-d-d% ronder the greatest good to ded Lo lay aside the general br. of practi all'hss 1pe knwledgo aud power o bear up. the of insldious 25 i i H il 5| £ i : % i £ 1f i 4 H T £° andle. Very deep lambrequins are now made and put around tables. The top of the round or oval table is covered with crimson plush, and the valance or lambrequin made of the ma- crame cord, or seine twine is tacked to the table with gilt headed tacks, satin ribbons of the same shade as the cover nre runin, The favorite way to finish the bottom i to make very deep scallops, and then tie in the cord for a deop fringe. And now doth the frisky maiden improve each shining minute, making the most ot leap year, hoping there's millions in it. The so- clety young man can now rest from his ardu. ous duties, as it is to him and not the ladiex court must be paid, But there will be {uab aK many theatre and ball tickets paid for by the young men as there ever was, This girl may #ee bim home according to the etiquette of the season, but ten to oneshe will have to ask him to take hor home afterward, Loap yoar is ull riight in theory, but it is poor in practice after all,—{Peck's Sun, Wide stripes ap) to be ukhuf high rank in tho fushions of the day, the leading im- porting houses showing & remarkablo choice of thew, They aro fashionable in silk and satin as in other materials, the difference oh- or¢. | gorved belng that the silks are principally in light eveuing tints, the woolens of darker shades, The sbripes are often threo inches wide in watins, with an alternate tripe equally wide dotted at intervals with tiny clusters of embossed flowers in natural hues These striped fabrios arestill very frequently kiltod, oven for full dress wear, the plail stripe showing but little, belng lafd beneath the flower brooaded one, which is fully as- played, Royalty having very recently ordered the wartun of Tiieh poplioh bas,of chusss mtighe these neglected fabrics into high fashion once oll as the colurs iden-fawn, gray, and silver with which we are all o —— EDUOCATIONAL, One of the Harvard students has fitted up his room at a cost of $4.000, We suspect that the yous m-n‘-momhllzfinn.hu com- M 0o | told L&h:nnt gift for James Russell Lowell oy T Sasor the Broshh oete® Bt st 2 Saok st alout 10 g each containi uotation fi it works, wiltien and sigusd by a lénlu.“ Howe time ago Tewple H. Dunu, superin: of the ords public nlfln:u ville, The latest tint in & subdued snuff color. | & day. But take this grizzly orator aside, and he will give you as his private, earnest opinion, that the boys and girls of old had a prett; #ood time of It atid s for tarning out materl. ul for first-class men and women, why, one of those aticient educational shanties would ont- wrastle and roll a.1over any of these modern light-weight concerns, The fact that the Prussian government has approved of the appointment of a Japanese student to the post of assistant to a professor of anatemy in Berlin has excited some com- ment, The French, ever ready to scent Ger- man influences antagonistic to them, attribute t to jealousy of French influence in Japan, and ‘charge that Berlin is availing itself of every opportunity to gain the good-will of the Japanese government. The appointment,aside from all this, in the meantime, is important in exhibiting the mental power of the Asiatics. Although his competitors were doubtless tal- ented and_industrious students, the young Japanese distanced them all, despite the necessity he was under of loarning one more Jerome Walter Vanghn declared her 1 husband, the New York court before which the case was tried having ruled that there was no intention, on the young man's part at least, of consummating & marriage. This is the Fatbush affair, it will be remembered, where a young couple at a r‘rty stood up, as the spectators supposed in fun, and went throngh the form of marriage. There was great deal of kissing mixed up with the busi- ness, and after it was all over the young lady bro fh" it to compel the young man to stand to his bargain. The court intimates that the girl had been prevailed on to take this step by designing relatives,and that if left alone she would e allowed the matter to pass a8 a 5t of fun, The case, 1tis announced, will be taken te the supreme court, | — The Wm, and the Tile, A goat stood by the orchard wall A goat sereno and fat: He sped a little distance off On the ground a white felt hat, And in a jiffy swallowed it whole, And hin heart went pit-a-pat. Then joyfully on his hinder limbs He assumod a butttul pose, Then stood in a gentle reverie, Like a bard in & poppied dore, And wrigglod his tail and blinked his cyes And twisted his purple nose, “Oh, T can the boot and the oyster.can And the old hoop-skirt digest!” Just then he jumped ten foet off the ground, With a motion of vague unrest He suddenly learned that that white felt hat Was o raging hornet's nest. [Puck. | — IMPIETIES, Ex-Rev, Mr. Miln is diawing ver, an a tragedian - almost ax poorly as a preacher, —[ Bismarck Tribvno, Dr. John Hall_says New York noeds fofty more churches. We bad supposed from look- ing over the police_reporta that she necded abont four hundred more, poorly o did as languago and acquiring grasp of (erman selontific thought and its methods, Mr. Burt, the English workingman memoer of parliament, in n #econd paper of *Amer. fcan Ti.pressions,” printed in The Pall Mall azette, deals with the question of education, The school system in this csuntry he considers vartly superior to_ that of Eugland, In the Streator (111,,) Highschool he_ was suprised to tind that of the 100 or so pupils from 12 to 15 d svarywlmrcl years of age “two-thirds wera the sons and daughters of miners and othsr workpeople,” He candidly adds: *‘Nothing approaching this can be found in any miniug district i England.” But the educational institution which plensed Mr. Burt most was the Tllinors Industrial school at Champaign, “with its good museumn and art gallory, the frames, the cases, and the flittings of which were made by tho profossors, and tho students thomeives.” In the neighborhood of Champaign Mr. Burt found “such & combination of labor and cul- turo” au he never saw clsewhere, or thought posstble perhaps, Many of the marchants, storekeopers and farmers of the place ob: tained their education in _the Champaign col- logo, and ho univoly wids; “Thoy labored with their own hands, and_instead of feeling degraded thereby they rightly felt that the porformance of useful labor gave an honor and o dignity to their lives.” Collego edu- cated men in Eogland think it degrading ““to lubor with their own hands.” Leap Year, Thore was a fair maid of good cheer, Who rejoiced on account of leap year; She laughed and she danced, Sho skipped and she pranced, And heo-hawed 1'ke grecn mountaineeer. But whan she firat tried to propose, She blushed to the tip of her nose; Tt loomed p o red That her Romeo snid: “Been drinkiag agaw, 1 suppose?” MUSICAL AND DRAMATIC. Ids Mulle is engaged by Rice for throo yoar, ““The Stranglers of Paris” will go to San Francisco in May. Tom Keene is playing in New York state to fmmense business. Tho epera season of four weeks cost New York upward of $750,000. The soprano of a Chicago choir recelved last yoar a salary of $2,200, Madamo Modjeska hus bogun a long fare- woll to the American people. It will probue bly last some years. Maud Granger is to commence an engage- mont at tho Arch Street Theatre, Philadelphia, on January 14th, in *‘Her Second Love,” It was definitely settled by cablegram on donday last that Anton Rubinstein will come to America thts year, The exact dit) has not yet been nettled, ‘You would not suppose that Joseph Jeffer- 4op, whistling for his dog Schneider in “Rip Van Winkle,” is the owner of a fine farm, stocked with. maguificent blooded animals, near now Iberia, L. Herr Franke has secured the funds for his (German operatic enterprise in London during the comiug season. German opera will be given on alternate nights with Italian, Herr Richter will lead the orchestra. Mr. John McCullough says there seems to be a growing interest in the legitimate drama and, 80 far a8 he hus heard, all the companies on the road that really deserve success are making monoy this season, Ravellli is_just now one of the prominent singers in_Paris. The correspondent of the London World says: “Who is our Marlo uow? or rather, who i% our tenor? His name figures on the 'bill of the Theatre Italion as Signor Ravelli, His real namo is, I suppoge, Ravel; ho iy a Freuchman ana a pupil of the Conservatoire, where he did not distinguish himself at the time when Talazac and Sellier carrfod off tho piizes, Ravelli's phy- sique s sympathetio and bon enfau but wanting in elegance and dis- tiuckionj on the othor hand. ho has a voice chat carries all beforo |t—fresh, of charming tone, mupple,aud yislog ewily, with great oquality tu ail the registars. 11 tho tendor passagos bo is wonderfal, In short, tho Thea o Italion has o tenor whove ull praise. Last night in ‘Mwrta’ Ruvelli achioved immeuse success, o splendid howse applsuded him en- thusiastically,and even flung bouquets st him.” o —— CONNUBIALITIES, Miss Rothechild vave her young wan a checlk for $1,000,000 when she married bim, 1t was & Detroit girl that married at 15 so a8 to have her golden wedding when it would do her some good, The state of Wisconsin reports more mar. rluges than births 1 1883, 'Lhere is something wrong with the statistics or the custows of that commonwealth, . On New Yeur's day, at New Brunswick, N. J.,**Hallelujah Ned, every day name i Edward Erwin, a Ralvation Aimy recruit, murried Lieutenant Lulu Walmivgton, They charged twenty-five cents a head for specta: d gave half of the proceeds to the ‘Twenty young ladies of one church in Phil- adelphia have been married within two mouths, T'he church is one which kveps its vestibule uicely warmed, so that young wmen wou't oateh cold while waitivg for the services to conclude, Dr. N, N. E. Wood, of Sioux City, Ia., has been marricd two months, and already says that Mrs. Wood has poisoned him, broken his hnn“. and chased Tfi““f}k""fi'; )lnh\:; -nado enon supply wor f g ug] ipply work for » whole Mass., bousts of the most sensi- T s o . b et ou or of i track, h; noted bnl:}'..:admhnppy bu-up‘l:, after ding an o good| thelr frieuds at the depot, entdred the traln and 'AMQLM, slipped out on the other side into the Sicual Glor:aevd 8, wiss o) s ay, ), who proj mar- that he wus too .. He dyed his hair mully sud then l’fl{l'l;:d N-‘w{ man, aud Clay then drank will die, 1t's a pity Shakos- had this romauce at hand Willio' Wiatar aud and how lied the bas been de- Miss Aune Evadne ™ ‘m have young Mr, [ The report that Rtevs, Mr. Furness and Mr, Bellows have formed a_religions_combination to engago in the work of * making it warm” for sinners seems plausible enough. Poor Dr, Kuln, of Detroit, who loaned & poor woman his coat, caught celd and died. The wicked young man who pawned his to get money with which to buy a drink still lives. Mr. Beecher says ho knows of o man who would not go to his store on Sunday to save his property from fire, but who would tako his neighbor by the throat and say, *Pay me what thou owest,” Popo Leo XTIT, it is said, dines daily at an cxpense of 37 conts, Rome must be a poor place for cheap restaurants. In this city one can got i bang up dinner for 15 cents, includ- ing tenorcoffy, There is a skeleton in every enpboard, and itina very sad one when s woman with six- button gloves, high-heeled boots and fur- lined circular, takes a gilt-edged hymn book to church and leaves her husband at home darning the childrn’s stockings, “When I die, my boy,” said » rather fest ive Pittsburg father to his kon, *I don't wau any floral pillow with ‘Father or ‘Itest’ o simply the letters ‘S. Y. L.’ not more.” ‘“And what, dear father, are thos: lotters to signify” *«They shall stand, for the words, ‘Seo You Later."—{ Pittsburg Tol- egraph. “Has your mother got religion?™ axked littl: Nettio. “Yeu, of course,” replied Eddie, “I didn’t know butshe hadn’t any, sh: «poaks 80 sharp and ugly to you sometimes,’ continued Nettie, “Oh,” exclaimed Kddie, bright auess she's got that kind-—the re cross,” Boston Post: At silver Butto, C named Wilson Thomas, Te Bible on a lofty ledge of rock, went to 5 eop and fell into the canon belw. He was in stantly killed, and Henry Jones, his life-long enemy, who came up and buried the remainsx, strack ‘s mine while digging the grave, which assayed $1,672 to the ton. The dead man's Bible was found open at _the w irds, “Forgive your enemies,” We trust the lexson impressed Jones, and he forgave hix doad enemy. 1f he didn’t, he wanted the earth. A well known clergyman in the North of England eutertained recoutly a brother clergy man from some distance, The evening berni unpropitious, he asked hit to remain for the night. At dusk the clergyman asked his guest to step into the wanee while he gave orders tohave his conveyanco ready in the morning. As the visitor entered the manse the clergy man's wife mistook him in the dusk for her husband, and, seizing the pulpit bible which was on the lobby table, brought the full weight of it across his shoulders, exclaiming emphatically, **Take that for asking the ugly wretch to stay all night,” The Salvation Army prayed for a Philadel- phia reporter thus; “We have a reporter lere—a miserable reporter —a siuful servaut of the unholy newspaper:—a d young man gone wrong. Satan has made him obstinate, and he will not yield to persuasion and be sayed, Oh, help the wicked reporter. The devil holds the fort in this reporter’s brain. He's going to h~, Hallelujah!" Oh, may he o Balvation Army, oh! Give hic re- pontence Heis atypeof all reporters, and they are all a wicked lot.” The lientenant stopped to give the reporter achance to kneel. The men and women soldiers shouted: “‘Save the reporter!” ‘‘Help the poor reporter!" “Down with the devil! S was wicked once, but now I am pure!” The lieutenant then began again: *‘Oh, kill this reporter; kill him, Take him away, that he may do evil io more. He is too obstinate to yield, He knows he ought to, but he is proud—all reporters are, Oh, strike this reporter down; he is the devil in disguise.” —— PEPPERMINT DROPS. ng up, ‘i on of th ., & miner ‘The plumber now smiles, even in his sleep. Leap year has the appearance of being tired alrondy. Tho laat find in California is o vinegar well, a natugal doposit of acetic_acid, a8 strong as the commercial article, Tho miuers hope to strike & deposit of old applejack next. Is this ‘“the mild summer-lika Janu Mr, Venuor preaicted? The next time Mr. Vennor catches us in gingham underclothes and three feet of snow, he will know it. Siwply because his cat brought home two or three fish which she stole from the neighbor- fug market, Biggs boasts that he gets his muckerel by the kit. - [Boston Transcript. St. Louls proposes to try fire bricks for street pavemenis, Any ous who has ever been in St. Louis in the summer time will admit that this is & good idea. Nothing but fire brick will stand that climate, “The trees will not begin to turn over a new leaf until spring,” said a sad-eyed tnmr."nml as Lalways follow nature's teachines, I think Il wait.” And he eat down in the farmer's kitchen and waited until vho spring of a big dog came. “Mr. White," said a Harrisburg lawyer to o witness in the box, “'at the time these papers were executed you were speculating, were you nott” *‘Ves, sir" *“You were in oilt” "“1 was,” “‘And what are you in now?!” ‘‘Bank- ruptey,” was the solemun reply. Dr. Dio Lewis blames the night camp, as well a4 the unventilated hat, for the early and often bald head. Does the good doctor refer to the old-style flinnel head-gear, or the ul{}: cap which the young ma of the period tal before starting home to bed?” A well dressed man appeared at a house in Hillsdale. Mich., and asked for a meal, like & trawp. It wus given him, After finishing & , warm meal. he took & tine, fresh cigur rom his pocket, lighted it, and walked off- as though he were pioprietor of the town. There has bem lnduflunhvlyunl flood of literatureon the influence of forests on rainfall. 1t loks like the theory will soon be reducod down so fiue that a man will be afraid that if no plants a supling in s front yard ho will caus a reshet 1n all the stroauns of the country, We sadly foar \his intensely cold weather will maf lt{lly lnterfere wle’h William E, Chandler's work in the navy-yards. 1f there is anything Willium drosds. 1t is to bave to work with » jack-plane on the foretop-gallant mast of a tin-plsted frigate when the tew- porature is 11 degrees below zero, Wash a baby up cleau and dress him up | really pretty and ho will reslst wll advances | with a most superlative orossness; bus Jet bim oat molaxses, fll'uhud, aud foel wround the coul hod for a hour, snd he will nestle his b e i, s v cun- vingest little fn ull the 'orlr;."- Now ia the wister of the tramp's discontent ading his \ made glorions summer by the soft rays of & station stove, and all the warm victuals that erstwhile were in disdain rejected in the deep cavern of his stomach buried, Now are his feet bound up with odds and ends of carpet and his head is wrapped in the shaggy buffalo robe snatched from the idle eutter, ‘When New Mexico comes into the union tho wool-growers of Ohio will_have a staunch ally, Steve Dorsey ownsa hord of 12,000 sheep that have baen taught to snort wildly and jump stiff-legged ton et in the air when- ever the odious name of free _trade is men- tloned in their presence. Tt Frank Hurd, or any other long-haired, wild-eyed tariff-tinker, ever ventures out into New Mexico he had botter wear a sofa-pillow in_the basoment of his pants when he goes fooling around Dor- sey's little lambs, e VERY O X PLE, Michael Kavanagh died at Lewiston, Me, aged 107 years Mre, Achsa Burton, of Croydos just celobrated her 95th birthd Rhoda Howard, of Owingsville, Ky., is 116 yoars of age, and has smoked tobacco for 100 yoars, Miss MinnieHall, of Temple, Tex., recent. 1y gave a debut party on the 100th anniversa. ry of her birth, Poter Shinkle, of Covington, married a widow of 50 when he was 2 years of age. e is mecking a divorce. The oldest man in Missouri is John Hen- derson, of Oxford, born in Virginia in 1780, He is in excellent health. For fifty years Plerpont Potter, of Jamaica, has acted s clerk to the quosn county board of supervisors, He is 90 years of age. George McClellan, aged 116 years, of Blythewood, S. C., was married on Sunday to a widow of 27 years named Jennie Wilson, Mrs. W. K. Dolbeer, of Perry, N. Y. died recently at the age of 92, and M Mary Price, at her home in Jamestown, N Y., aged 91 Harry Skinner, the old ferryman at the orge in Powell connty, Kentucky, is 99 years of age. He has cut his third set of testh, and his hair is black, Amasn_Allen, of Terre Haute, is 07 years old, and has celebrated his seventy-seventh anniversary. He walks erect and reads with- out spectacles, Mrs. Poter Bangarts, of Racine, Wik, was nearly 90 years of age. Iecently she and husband sold their home, and her grief was so great that her husband says she sobbed herself to death. Uncle Billy Sisk, of Columbus, Ind,, was an ex-slave, and was supposed to be 108 years oln, Recently he was taken to ba baptized, and as he was immersed he became insensible and soon died. In Van Alystyno, Toxas, lives a colored man named ¥rank W. Higlon, who is 111 vears old. He was a regular hand at the plow last season, and picked from ferty to sixty-five pounds of cotton per day, Theseventieth anniversary of the marriage of Josiph Hurd ann wife, of Sandgate, Vt., has just been celebrated. They have lived in the same house of all their married life, and a'e each ninety-three years old and in goodhealth, =~ T Mrs. 8. P. Wagner, who died recently in New Orleans, was one of the girls who strewed Hlowers in the pathway of Gien. Jackson on his return from the battle-field of Chalmette, and she danced with Lafayette when he visited this country in 1825, Mr, and Mrs, Joseph Fester, of Cairo, N. Y., have been married seventy-five years, Ho is now in bis 100th year, and in failing health. His wife was 95 years old in May. Foster’s father lived 100 years, and Mrs. Foster's mother was 90 years old when she died. — N. H., has Ali Admire a Handsome k A pure, clear skin will make any fice hand- some. Manifestly anything which strengthens and enriches tue hlood will directly affect the whole person, All eruptions of the skin appear when Burdock Blood Ritters are em- ployed. They are a vegetable remedy of in- estimable value. e —— Preserve Me From;the Letter-Writers Oh Lord! I am an humble man, 1 covet good of no.description- copting money, shares, and claims, And an unparaileled subseriptio Excepting, too, a large estate, And flocks and herds sans computation, And also stocks in banks and roads, And an unblemished reputation; And, likowise, if I might, a form Of somewhat statolier grace than this A nobler brow, less whelp-like eyes, Aud lips that love would righ to kiss; A less ungainly stride and gait, And a less - but, Lord, 1 do not care; for, if I get the dollar safe, With them, I giess, I can buy the fair; 1d - not ask for Honor's crown, For I place no value on such trash. “I haye worked for glory long enough, And in future only work for cash,” I do not ask for courage, Lord, Or to be ranked among the fighters, I only kneel to ask one boon Preserve me from the letter-writers! - e— ‘Will It Really Cure Rhenmatisin ? We answer, honor bright, it will cure rheu- matism, and the severest cases too. Dr. Thomas’ F clectric Uil was specially prepared for the theumatic and lame, Notice lotters from the peoplo relative to its merits in nearly every paper in the country. feilsid 2o LAY A Georgia girl, it ix suid, can_make tablas wd chairs move hy simply placing her hands \pon_them. What an_cxcellent wife she wonld make for a spreeing lodge member! Whon he came home early in the morning. o full to mavigate, ehi could, by merely placing her hands on bis head, send hin Lumping upstais feet foremost. — Chicago Telegram. The Combination of Ingredients used in making BROWN'S BRONCHIAL ROCHES ix such as to give the best possiblo effect with sufety. They aro the bost remedy in use for Coughs, Colds, and Toroat Diseases, e ——— A Chicago man claims that he courted a woman of that city for three years before ho found out thot she was marriod. 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