Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, December 22, 1883, Page 2

THE DAILY SEE-~CMAHA, SATURDAY, DECEMBER 22, 1883, ¢ LOBS AND GAIN. enarem 1. 11 waa taken sick & your age « With billous fever.i’ "MY doctor pronounced me cured, but 1 got sick again, with terrible pains in my back and sides, and T gotso bad 1 Could not move! 1 shrunk! From 228 Ibs. to 120! I had been doc- toring for my liver, but itdid me no good. 1 did not expect to live more than three months, T n to use Hop Bitters. Directly my appetite returned, my pains loft me, my entire system seemed re- newed as if by magic, and after using several bottles 1 am not only as sound as a ln\'erel%} but weight more than I did before, To Hop Bitters I owe my life.” Dublin, June 6, '81. CrATTHR £ “Malden. Mass., Feb. 1. 1850, Gentlemen— T euffored with attacks of sick headache.” Neuralgia, fomale trouble, for years in the most terrible and excrutiating man- ner, No medicine or doctor could give me relief or cure until I used Hop Bitters., “The first bottle Nearly cured me;" The second made me as welland strong as when a child. And I have been 8o to thisday." My husband was an invalid for twenty years with a serious Kidney, liver and urinary complaint, “‘Pronounced by Boston's beai phys- icians— “‘Incurable!” Seven bottles of your bitters cured him and I know of the *‘Lives of eight persons” In my neighborhood that have been saved by your bitters, And many more are using them with great benefit. “‘The almost Do myracles?” -—Mrs. E. D. Slack. HOW 10 Ger Sicx.—Expose yourself day and night; eat too much without ex- ercise; work too hard without rest; doctor all the time; take all the vile nostrums advertised, and then you will want to know how to get well, which is answered in three words—Take Hop Bitters! g -aé —THE MILD POWER ES. UMPHREYS’ OMEOPATHIC SPECIFICS. R. FITZPATRICK. Gwineter Kill Hogs Ter Day. Cum, buil’ up de fire an’ heat de big rocks, Gwineter kill hogs ter day; War yer brogan shoes an' two pair o' socks, Gwineter kill hogs ter 'In(v. De Guinen nigger sorapes de h'ar wid & hos, Gwineter kill hogs ter day ; Tt makes do chunkey man bof® puff and blow, Gwineter kill hogs ter day. De wimmin am a bilin’ ob de fat in de yard, Gwinater kill hogs ter day ; An’ da smiles mighty cunnin’ case da gwineter hab lard, Gwineter kill hogs ter day. An’ er fotoh er long de water, boys, and po' in dobox, Den rake away de burnin’ stick an’ fling in de rocks, Ah, Lawd a-maasy, it am such a fine sight, For wo'se gwineter hab apar’ ribs an’ tender- linen ter night. Tako up do olean shote an’ hang him on de pole, Gwinoter kill hogs ter day ; Mako a nigger smilo way down in his souly Gwineter kil hogs ter day. Do chillun cum er roun’ er roastin’ o' de melt, Ciwinotor kill hygs ter day; It am’ de hest scent what eber was smelt, Gwineter kill hogs ter day, Do doga stan’ aroun’ s niffin’ o' do a'r, Gwinetor kill hoga ter day ; An’ bark at de nigger as he grabs off do h'ar, Gwinoter kill hogs ter day. An’ er aum ar long ter supper, boys, we,Il all oat moat, Fur de hog's backbone it am powerful swoet ; We'll chaw de co'n cake an’ drink do butter- milk, Ah, Lawd, we'se gotit down jou’aa fino as any -[The Arkansaw Traveller, e —— MUSICALJAND DRAMATIC. Mr. Haserly has struck oil with his San Francisco thoatre, Tony Pastor will take his company to San Francisco noxt spring. A wocond “Fun on tho Bristol” company will shortty tako the road. Tt fu kaid that Max Strakosch is forming & new French oporn company. Mr. Booth will enact Hamlet and Bertuccio in tho Star theatro next week. At the Paris Opera Comique “Lakme” and “Carmen” continue to be the best cards. Cooper, the giant, Mes, Tom Thumb, the Zulu, and Maj. Newell, aro the chiof atteac- tions'at Coup's Chicago musour, Maud Granger hus ordered throe new tol- lota from Worth, of Paris, which she will woar in her "“Second Love" for the first timo. Tho entire orchestra of Honry Abbey's Ttal- ian opern company will remain in this country during next summer and give concorta, Mr. John MoCullough, the favorite trage- yrms, Worm Feve Lot are ventaty, Griping, Eihes Nigbpe Tooth Bl fomi o] el & S i ton Stroet, New of o A orke Coomity Tf nd etticlent 0usel remed'es isdallygrowlngmore imparative, and of these Hostott * Stomach Buters Js thechief inmiritand the most popular, regularity of the stomach and bowels, malarial fevers, liver complaint, debility, rheumatism a0 d minor ailments, are thoroughly conquor- edby thisincompara- ble restorat i Prenonsive romedy of iteclass. For sale by all Druggists and Dealers generally. o e ERS, Tt Al A 2 TON WAGON 40, 3. BCALE, 1b. FARM! Bl Fes Syt o Ree 1 b o e et e S 2 n‘gu"-""fi';uv‘u. Viged & SUGE Ariicion t | mitted. cort tour in America. to be assisted by o pianist and vocalist of note, while in the .1: will be engaced in concorta are to be given, forwhich dian, will e the Christmas: attraction at the Chestuut street opera house, Philadelphia. Mr. Joseffy will give four concerts at Stein- why hall, on January 4, February 8, March 7, April 4. ' The fourth concert will consist of & “‘roquest programme,” The Callender's tnd Combined Musical Featival Colored Minstrels will come direct from the Cincinnati festiyal to Philadelphis, appoaring at the Chestnut Stroot theatro January 7. : Kate Claxton and Mr. C. A. Stevenson have bought tho loase of the Third Avenue theater, New York, from Mr. McKee Rankin and will manage it for the production of their specialties. The performances of *‘Parsifal” 4 Bayreuth next year are to be ten in number, and are to gako placo batweon tho 20th of July aud the 8th of Auguat. At the recent examination for admisslon to the Paris Conservatoire 70; candidates for tho violin presented themselver, of whom 18 were accopted, and 42 malo and 410 female pianists, of whom only 10 and 17 respoctively wero ad- Carlotta Patti, who with her husband, Do- Munok, the "cellist, has been giving concerta with considerable success in London this au- tumn, will make a tour in this country next spring and summer, under the ®lirection of ax Strakosch, ‘The present season will be the last ever held at the famous old Leipsic Gewandhaus, and to celebrate the ocoasion the nine rnlrlnphanlu of Beethoven, in chronological order, will be introduced in the course of the series of con- ts, for which a larger and more commodious Blilding has boen for yome time erecting. A Vienna paper gives some new dotails in to Professor Joachim's projected con- The great violinist is er cities an orchestra dition. One hundred Jonchim will receive about 860,000, The concerta will bo under the joint management of Mr. Abbey axd Herr Pollini, Tho London Globo states that the seat plans and elevation of the new National opera house which;Mr, J. H, Mapleson hopes to build on the Victoria embankment have boen delivored by Mr. Fowler. According to those thero will be 460 orchestral and 440 balcony stalls, 90 private boxes on threo tiers, 500am- phithientro atalls, and 860 amphithoatro seata. Bouquet and music counters are provided on the stall lovel, and on tho first tier there will bo a spacious foyer, the roval apartmonts, a ladiea' boudoir, and & smoking room. “Tho largo salurios paid to singers arg not al togother a product of reoent times. Soventy yoars ago Catalani received 850,000 for ono soason in Loudon, and 1,000 each time for tinging In privata salons; Mallbran mado thoro in 1835 826,000 in_ten woeks, and Henriotte Sonntag netted at her benefit performance 810,000, Rachel was the only actress whoso incamoapproached that of tho groat singers Although she alwayn lived extravagantly, she loft at her death over 1,200,000 france 1n the eighteenth century the pecuniary and soclal conditions of opera ors wero very different from the prevent, en tho members of the Berlin Opora company petitioned Frederick the Great, for an increaso of salaries ho an- swered: */Liot thoso good-for-nothings go to—; T nood my money for cannon.” The cost af mounting operas at the Grand Opera house in Paris since 1876 has been as follows: *“The Jewess” $10,000 vorita,” $24,000; “William el 8, " 80,600; “The Huguonot, 834.700; “Faust,” $36,700; “Don Juan,” $36,100; “‘Der Eroluchutz,” §21,100; ‘Lo Prophote, §41,000: “Robert 1o Diable,” $38,000 “L'Atricalne,” ueen of Oyprus,” 252,000 ‘asaniello, .000; ““Aida,” 16,000, “Heury VI, $35,000, *This comprises only the cost of scenory and costumos, It in also 000; u R WAL NESS, of HAIR, and what will GRO' (and they seldom are) ‘HAIR GROWER THE BENTON cent. of the cases of If the roots of the hair are not to bo remarked that at tho Grand opera in Paris no scenery or costumos are permitted to boused in more than one opera, The mounting of four eperas which proved complete failures devoured the comfortablo sum of $171,000. Substantial Employment, ‘The merriest kind of a Uhristmas T8 to get & Christmas tres, Aund fill it :{l with Christmas toys R fill the }“dmnmwkt:? glee. a stuff it, rich and rare; Stay at home with your family, And you'll find enjoyment ~[Katie H-1, il R L SINGULARITIES, Rilsattds Some 30,000 children are living on canal boats In Buglaud, il ‘Young seals have appeared in the St, Law- rence river this year, Theo have & lamb in Now York that drinks | with beer and chews . A child was born in Grand Rapids, Mich., four weeks ago, weighs but three pounds now, A belt just made in Lowell, to & western flouri wide, and fi sand on the declivities of the cons, The at- mospheric vibration which it thun started is nupposed to be intensifisd by cavities which nerve aa sounding boxea or resonators. During the late great Java earthquake it waa discovered that it was utterly impossible to use the telephone at Singapore in conse- quencs of the effect of the phenomonon on thowiron, The tntramenta. produced sounds like those of a distant water fall. On one part of the line, part of which consists of cable, detonations like what might be called pistol shots were heard. One of the queerest curiosities on the globe is a man with a silver skull, who is now visit- ing Louisville, Ky. During'a fiercaly contested battle in the Iate war ho was hit in the head with a piece of shell, which tore away the en- tire top of his akull, leaving the brain most horribly exposed. Strange to say, he survived the terrible wound, and a surgeon succesded in fitting a silver plate over the} opening. which shielded the brain equally as well an the skull, This plate ia about the size of a man's hand and works on hinges and may be raised np and down at will, The reskulled man does not experience the Teast pain and, as he wears & wig, all evidence of & shattered skull in conceled. B What Mothers are Made For. Come, Willie, dear, now loave your play And do an errand for mother.” #Oh, pshaw!” said he, in & petulant way,} “'Tt's always semothing or other. Just when I'm haying such lota of fun! FErranda are such a bother; T're wure when you want an errand done You never call another,” “Oh, Willie, would yon refuse to do Whatever your mother desires, Who is alwiys doing so much for you, Whenever need roquires?” “What have you done?” the rogue replies. More,” I cry, “than can bo paid for.” Oh, my,” he answers, with wondering eyes, “Tan't that what mothers aro made for?” . — By One of Thom. - — CONNUBIALITI 8, That Jerseyman who was put in joil for marrying fifteen wives must feel as if he were in paradise, Miss Nellie Sloan, the daughter of the Hon. George B. Sloan, of Oswego, N. Y., is en- gaged to the gallant Lisutenant Danenhower, of Jeannotte fame, The wedding day is not yot announced. The wedding of Mr. Thoeodore Frelinghuy- non, won of the secretary of state, and Mis Alioe Dudley Coats, daughter of Mr, James Conts, will take place in the spring and will rml)- bly be selemnized in Providence, the home of the bride, Jennie Adler, » Dayton Jewess, returning from n visit to New York, met a Now Orleans morchant named Meyer on the train, Thoy wore mutually smitten. He poppod and she said “'y-.8,” ‘and within half an hou arriving i the Dayton depot they w and wife. An Ohio youth named Weyant, who has been the accepted loyer of Miss Snapp, the reigning belle of Now Paris, since 1875, and who has finally been jilted after having had his wodding day postponed three times, has sued the girl's father for $12,000, the value of his bruised affections, bissted hopes and wasted time. Tho intest scheme for getting her name in tho papers hua boen Inventad by “highly re- spectable” young lady of Baltimore. It was a simple plan. Al she did waa to promise two mon that she would marry each of them and set the same hour for both weddings. The one who came first took her, and she relied on the other to do something that would ad- vortise her, Ho did. He chased the couple about with a piatol until & policeman caught him and locked him up. A New York briderecelved among her pres- ents sixty-three pairs of glov ome were of finest silk in » lace puttern, and made to roach the shoulder, while the rest were of del- icatoly tinted kid and of all lengths, from two buttons to thirty. They were sent by ayoung man who had been caught as many times by the young lady in philopena and saved all the gloves o present at one time, Tt is not customary now at fashionable wed- dings for every onoto kiss the bride, nor at largo receptions s sho expected toahals hands with every guest. To avoid doing this she carries o Jarge bouquet of roses, and simply bows and smiles. ‘The groom, howover, is ex- pectad to shiake hands with sverybody, and a habi oom of last week ot so in the t {tting cut lie linnd boevery one thas Fo found himself shaking hands with on ) of the waiters and the parlor-maid, Brides who wear veils of lnce instead of tulle have them in scarfs about throo yards long and_one wide, These aro draped on the head, both ends hanging down, but one being considerably longer than tho other, Many usible brides have their dresses of whita tin or silk, made with a train entirely sepa- rato from the skirt, so that the dress may be yrorn afterwards, walklng length, They also have extra sleoves made, if the bridal ones are short or of lace. It ik ot much more expen- sive to do thia and the dress will thus do for two, A pretty brunette bride married on lans | Wednesday carried a muff of white satin and swansdown, with cluster of whits roses and orange blossoms pinned on the top. In this muff was bor left hand, ungloved for tho wed- ding ring, A Overcharges. A man Is very like » gun, That fact please try to find; Forif ho finds ho's charged too much, Why, that's the time he kicks, —{ Yonkers Statesman, e — EDUCATIONAL, Professor Sumner's locturea on political sub- joota are largely attended by the young ladies of Now Haven. The public schools_of South Carolina the past yoar contained 74,157 white and 08,938 colored pupils, making a_total of 173,00, This iv an increase of 27,127 over the previous year. A teacher in one of Boston's public schools racently, in & goography examination, called for the political divisions of North America. Ous of the pupils wioto tho {ollowing: *“Tho political divisions of North America are re- ;| publicans, deimocrats, greenbackers, and. tho independent party,” Mr, Thomas Hughes is the leader in a movement to establlsh at Rugby, Tenn., a sohool on the lines of the Euglish public school, to be called the **Arnold School,” in ; | memory of Dr. Thomas Arnold. A board of trusteos will cousist of four Americans, four Englishment and four Rugbeiaus of either nationality. At the school for telegraphy at Ann Arbor, Mich., one of the students has not the use of his aris, yot ho sends and receives mossages correctly, * On tho table in front of him are & poncil aud a uick. Taking the poncil betweon tooth, ho can write woll, aud with the stick {n Kis mouth and resting on the key he can send measages at the rate of about seven. teen words per wminute, One ot the public school officials of Chicago been lecturing the young_ladies employed on their nfi- fll&’.’?{.(" r. o & school as wonal ornamentation, ma'am should not wear ribbons or furhelows or bangs, because thexe vanities are culculated to distract the attention of the puplls from their studies. He would have .“ the lady teachers dress in plain gray garments, The Washington Star says: *“The wife and daughters of Professor Newcomb, of the Na- yal observatory, will not return from abroad for the ;n two gours. The prefessor’s eldest daughter, Miss s & remarkablo talent for mathematics, m‘:i' Dl i e Lonaviess:” U T i R s pead S s a4 Eiar i Sving legn, Cambridge, and later joined her husband P (e, Gy tod noee, o8 o Toatning ok Nowlanata, 7 "mesawhile e lo understand what rapid et i There will soon assemble at Co- loge & convention of which will sorvo atouce to show the growing im: partance of this branch of study, aud to de. :llop‘;;fiu p..m‘l‘w Iu‘rufl {n it: About jwenty-five joesors from near) man; oulleges will ok Deceimbar r‘fu"m &nl! poso of establ pormanen Of toachors of moders & R try, and to disouss of the ndlhomu-dd.uluh-::- e dery oout h liams. and Princeton among e lst m omtels ® sead the st Unquestionably a great deal of good might be sccomplished by an organization of this kind. Marked differences of opinion now prevail as to mathods in teashing the modern languages. Tt uniformity be wholly an impossible thing. aa it probably is, it remains clear that the present multituda of aystems could be adyan- tageously blended and reduced. o —— The Church Now opens the church falr. Now doth the youth assemble, And mid the maidens fair, Foel pocketbooks and tremble. ‘air. (GGay decked is the bazaar, And gayer is ita tender; But gayer wayn by far Her wily task doth lend her, Now smiles the parson bland, Attendance oft enforcing, Now clangs the sheot-iron band, Primeval gtrains discoursing. Tho alim, nigh qnite concealed By ulster and by collar, Doth qnake oft ere he yield, The cherished half a dollar. I served with sandwich now, With india-rubber lining, And much is ate T trow, For consequent repining. Caleareous fce croam, And steaks to fright a Fijian, Quite palatablo seom, When seasoned with religion. —[Kit. . HONEY FOR THE LADIES, The new velvet polonalse are simply ele- gant, Pink velvet is very much in favor this year for ball and reception dresses. The Japsneso women indicate their ago by tho fashion of wearing their hair, Thatwould nover do in this country. Courting » girl is paying her addresses. Marriago is paying for her dresses and all the other fixings.—{ Philadelphia Chronicle. In Mexico women are not allowed to attend funerals, They are, howover, magnanimous) sccorded the privilege of being present at all weddings, Furs are always the handsomest of winter trimmings, and the fortunate possessor of good fury need not follow the prevailing craze for marabout. A club of fifty young men in Denver pro- pose to introduce knee-breeches in that town by appearing in these abbreviated pantaloons on and after Christmas, Sealskin jackets in the jersey style, but quite short and untrimmed, are moro popular with young ladies than the long sealskin sacque of former years. Round hats, with both square and conical crowns, and_both rolled_and straight brims, are usod by young and middle-aged Indies for street and visiting woar. ‘' Have, you seen my dearlove?” sings Ella Wheeler.' ‘Wehaveindeed, and he was eating ico cream with another girl. Thers, now! Don't bother us any more.—Graphio When you wish to appear beautiful and at- tractive consult one of your best lady friends, show her all your dresses, and ask her to select the one you should wear, and then choose an- other. New York girls are taking lessons In fenc- ing. In all probability they broke down so many gates that their parents told them they must take to the fences or fire their spoony slims, The “‘button mania” is raging with extreme virulence in tho town of Seymour, Conn., whoro & wealty reeidant has given 40 young girls 850 each for very long strings of buttons, “no two alike,” Most of the ronnd hata this season are in English style, with ample crowns broad and flat on_top, Instead of peaked as formerly. T'he brims taper shart at the back and project over the hair in front, or roll close to the crown all around, Fine cashmere gloves, mado lon e the place o and beau- the Lisle tifully shaped, t ot e o e S ot | They are made in all sizes, for children as well 28 ladies, and in the best shades. They are & & great improvement on the old cloth and lined silk, and more pleasant for general and serviceable wear, as well a8 more economical than kid. A young lady rgeently walked doy ad- e R B St o i mma Proed: wil eep woven trimming bordering the edges of_the long apron overdreas, resembling broad Turcoman stripes. The tunic was draped in many deep folds, very high on either hip. It hadno other trimming what- ever, and owed its cachet partly to the graceful arrangement of the drapery and partly to the exquisite figure on whichit was dhgll‘vnzL The Newmarket coat was trimmed with silver fox fur, The woman who created a sensation in Wis- consin recently by masquerading as a man and marrying another young woman has been discharged from custody. The relatives of the girl who waa wronged did not pressthe prose- cution ; in fact, their conduct is as peculiar as the statement of the spurious husband that she was hired by the girl's sister to Juhy the role which ended in so much scandal.” She oven denies thatshe is the wife of the man who appeared aud claimed her as his legal sponse, It is evident th al matters are badly mixed in the Wisconsin town which bears the uneuphonious name of Waupun, The jockey cap seems to have taken a new lease of life, and is especially popular in the skating world, Many young ladies do not set the cap on the head after, the manner of the natty equestrians from whom they originate, but wear it rather far back on the head, con- sequently, tHe littlo poke, instead of ahading tho eyes, ourves upward and allows the soft Langéry bang or fluffy confusion of wavy hair to bosoen, A flat wing is et on one side, and the cap is much less obtrusive than its name would Tmply. Tt is smd that in Paris the days_of crino- letto are over. The ediot has gone forth, and the boulevards and Champs Elysees seo it no more. The skirts are very full, but perfectly plain, hanging in folds from the waist, but with an immense amount of drapery round the hips, arranged in o manner that on any but a raceful French women would ba ludricrous, fany fashionable American women are dis- pensing with oven the small crinolette usuall worn, and look s if they had forgotten thoir fownt, and stapped out in underskict and slip ico. Tho editor of The New York Star offers an apology for ungallant conduct by his sex in & Boat way, a8 follows : \Wo hava seen & horse: car, In which every seat was occupied by la- dios, many of them robust and active, not one of whom moved » muscle to make room for a The Preacher's Quiet Habits, Sedentary and studious men some. times become prostrated before they know it. * Those who spend muck time in close mental work and neg. lect to take enough exercise often find their stomachs unable to do the work of digestion. The liver ba comes torpid. . The bowels act ir- regularly. The ‘brain refuses to serveasitonce did. Their preaching becomes a failure, and there is a state of general misery.» So many minis- ters have been restored to health by the use of Brown’s Iron Bitters that the clergy generally are speaking to their friends of this medicine as the very best tonic and restorer they know of. It restores thin and watery blood to its proper condition by ton- ing it up with the purest and most inyigorating preparation of iron that science has ever made, It is pleas- ant to take, and acts immediately with the happiest results, not only on the parsons, but on other folks as well. 8 comes the story that his daughter was sitting at the piano playing ‘“‘Nearer, My God, to Thee,” when ahe turned around ‘and discover- ¢d a fearful looking villain standing near her. This story seems to imply a very blasphemous compliment to the dreadful villain. Talmage should have it withdrawn from circulation at once, * Mr, Talmage, last Sunday, preached on the profound question, “‘What Would Have Been the Results if the Rope that Let St. Paul Down from the City Wall Had Broken?” The results would no doubt have been appalling to Paul. There is every probability that if such & catastrophe had happened Minneaplis would have had the monopoly on the upper Missisa- ippi. Mr. Talmage should now endeavor to ancertion the exact position occupied by Moses when the light was extinguished.—[Detroit Freo Pross, ““Wonder what's becomo of the revised New Testament!” said Brown; “’pon my word I haven’t seen a copy of it for a year.” “‘Have you seen a copy of the old version within ayear?” asked Deacon Textual. “By gracious!” exclaimed Brown; ‘it's funny, but come to think of it, T haven't set eyes on a Bible of any kind for T can't tell you how long. Perhaps the new version ain’ any,more of failuro than-the old ons, after all, e —— “Don't Hurry, Gentlemen,” Said a man on his way to be hanged, ““there'll be no fun till I get thero.” We say to the dyspoptic, nexvou, and debilitated, dou't yr. ry thoughtleasly for some remedy of doubtful merit, uncertain of relief, when you can ot at the druggista for one doliar Burdock Blood Bit- tera almost sure to cure and certain to benefit. — ————— The Bee-You Tee-Fal Snow, = They say that winter is here, you know, But whathas become of the beautiful snow? Oh, the snow, the bee-you-tee-ful snow! So tardy to comel In no hurry to go! —— ‘Wel De Meyer. Ttisnow undisputed that Wei De Meyer's COatarrh Cure is the only treatment that will absolutely cure Catarrh—fresh or chronic, “Very efficacious, Saml, Gould, Weeping Water, Neb.” One box cured me, Mrs, Mary Kenyon, Bismarck, Dakota.” "It restored me to. the\yulph, Rev. Geo. E. Reis, Coble- ville, " “One box_radically cured me, Rev. H. Taylor, 140 Noble street, Brook- lyn.” ‘A perfect cureafier 30 yea.s suffering, J. D. McDonald, 710 Broadway, N. Y., &c.. &c. Thousands of testimonials are received from all parts of the world. Delivered, $1.00. r, De Meyer's lllustrated Trea- tise,” with statements by the cured, mailed free. D. B. Dewey & Co., 182 Fulton street, N. Y. 1 hur&sat-m&e-3m Thiss the tima of the year when the girl makes hgsbest Wing man o pair of slipper tops, -g " Lesgut of ten she surprises nun by %0 big as & duor MBt.— [PhiladeTpa Chronicle. e Satisfactory Eviderce, J. W. Graham, Wholesale Druggist, of Austin, Texas, writes: I have been handling DR, WM, HALL'S BALSAM FOR THE LUNGS for the past year, and have found it oneof the most salable medicines I have ever had in my house for Coughs, Colds and even Consumption, always giviog entire satisfac- tion, Ploase vend me-one gross by Saturday’s steamer, J Dr. Groen's Oxygenated Bitters is the oldest aud best remedy for Dyspepsia, Biliousnessmens, Malarin, Iudigostion, all dis- orders of the Stomach, and all. diseates indi- cating an impure condition of the Blood, Kidneys'and Liver: DURNO'S CATARRH SNUYF cures Ca- :urh and all affections of the mucuous mem- rane. Dr. Roger's Vegetable Worm Syrup in- stantly destroys worms and removes the Se- crotions which cause them, e The fate of O'Donnel] recalls the last oxecu- tion which took place at Newgate in connec- nection with the invincibles, and which was the last ocoasion on which the death penalty was enforced before a trial. e —— Do NotMove Blindly. 30 carefully In purchasing medicine. Many advertised remedies can work great injury-—- are worse than none, Burdock Blood Bitters aro purely a vegetablo preparation; the small- ost child can take them. Thoy kill disease and cure tho patient in a safe and kindly way. pationt ina s That the bonanza kings want to_shake the wives of their youths and marry others is thus expluined by The Boston Post: ““You see, it e one kind of wife to halp make a fortune, another to help spend it.” How Much W Do It? . How much of ZThomas FEclectric Oil is ro- quired to cure? Ounly a vory little. A fow rops will cure any kind of &~ ache; and but & trifle nore is needed for sprains and lamenesses, Ppoor woman entering with a baby on ono arm and young child cliuging to the other. When the so-called gentler sex wraps itself thus in the mangle of callous indifference, is it auy wonder that the tired male wayfarer at times affects to be aleep or profoundly im- mersed in & newspaper while he knows that tho sturdy silk-robed matron who grasps the stzap s *looking daggers’ at him 1 ——— ‘Why She Blushes, Her complexion s bright as the roses That bloom in tho soft, summer alr, And when in the sunlight she poses, Men rapturous gaze on her hair; But the hair of that beautiful huggist Cost her snug pile of ‘'rucl That complexion she bought of druggist For soventy-five cents a box. Bismarck Tribune, (o | - — IMPIETIES, The *‘death knell” of Mormonism has been rung #o ofton that we are now waiting with becomi lmfidlnoo for the thud of the sod on his coffin, Spaniards have a religlous reverance for the Amdm phrwk.w"" ::s to ;ush.: fruit ‘u‘( :.hkh an we Account for poor Adwital, 4 Mr, Beecher says that his audience has be- ocome & strange one, and that Plywouth church is rather a spiritual hotel than a church. People, h-&;mcwhfllhdmdzuny without any thought of housekeepiug. h‘n"'ufi'umu'.“h of l‘iznn-vh :‘t lol:. while attentiv tening to & Scandinavian minister lash. Bunday and thee whishered: Mamua, if Dod tan understand zat, dood one!” medical journal devotes au entire column bow tojfall asleep, while we can do it in three shoré words: "Go to church.” This shows the great advaatege of the American aysten over the old fashioned From ander the roef of Dy, Tlmage's house firat | Rheumatiem s not so readily affected; an ounce and sometimes two ounces are required, No medicine, however, is 80 sure to cure with the same number of applications. Cloth bonnets snd toques are now con. sidered moro elegant than those of felt. There is really very little difference betwoen the two, but just enough to give that touch of chic which to an ultra-fashionable woman is dearer ned. o —— Horsford's Acid Phosphate, Unanimous Approval of Medical Staff, Dr. T. G. Comsrock, Physician at Good Samaritan Hospital,St. Louis, Mo., says: ‘‘For years we have used it in this hospital, in dyspepsia and nervous dis- eases, and as a drink during the decline and in the convalescence of lingerin, fovers. It has the unanimous -approv. of our medical staff.” -l A walling orator says: “‘Dark is the night shat settles down upon Treland,” Well, quite !kux‘ ‘We wouldo't cross the ocean to see anything 80 commouplace asthat. . But when zuu Rear of a bright, sunshiny l-flLhI settling lown upon Trelaid, call us s if s rdnights and well sit up Al night to Took at it, Oatarrn, The remarkable results in a disease so universal and with such a variety of char- utarim‘::l Catarrah, prove how effectu- ally Hood's Sarsaparilla acting through the blood, reaches every part of the sys- tem. A medicine like, anything else, can be fairly judged only by its results. 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