Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, November 17, 1883, Page 2

Proud, honorable, faithful, womanly, she determined to keep expenses down,anddothe work herself. Right mobly has she done it, but at terrible @ost. The sparkle that was in her rwve when she was a bride is gone. ser once plump.and rosy cheeks are now ho“ow and colorless. She used to step lightly and gracefully, but now she drags one foot after the othes with painful-weariness. - For tha sake of the family she does not mention her aching back, ns« acutely-painful nerves, her rheu- matic winges, her dyspeptic troubles, or the heavy weight she feels in her right side, that tells her her liver is oing wrong. She thinks nnbodY finows about all that, and she will suffer on in quict and unrepining pa- tience. Alas] her secret 1s an open one, for it tells its own tale. Whisper this in her ear, she ought to know it: Madam, Brown's Iron Bitlerswill healyour back,calm your nerves, killyour rheumatism,drive out your dyspepsiaand correctyour livers Doilar a bottle. Nearest druggist. Health is Wealth Mental Dopression, Softening of 1 resulting In insanity and lesding to misery, ocay'and doath, Promature Old Age, Rarron Low of power in'either sox, Invol Losse Bpormatorrhvea, oaused. by ‘over oxertions of ‘brain, self-abuse or over.indulgence, Esch Sains ‘one month's treatmont. §1.00 & box, or boxes for 6.0, Rent by mall prepald on recelph price § WE GUARANTEE SIX BOXES case. sh order recelved b Tn it becaune that o'er the bar He stoers the ship of state? OLD HERLER, Oh, no, my son! We oall him great Tecnuse of his cigars, And 'eause he helps us navigate 0 schooner o'er the bars, fibestion~*Aawlotenh Tooking for a Job, Oh, the dreariness —the weariness Of looking for a job! The cold, polite rebuff, The answer rude and rough, Perhaps the fistionff Or whack across the nob, Oh, the carefulness—despairfulness Of looking for a job! The day that missed ita mark, The night spent in the park, Where all is cold and dark, Among the homeless mob, Oh, the sadness-the madness Of looking for a job! The shoes down at the heel, The stomach's aching feel, That hollow's for a meal *Twould very reason rob, ~Puck, o — HONEY FOR THE LADIES, Ball or hoop ear-rings set with gem are fash- fonable. Soventoen hundred women belong to the Knights of Labor in Rochester, The girls of Princeton, Ind., havs organ: izod an anti-chewing gum society. Belts and chatelain bags of elegantly em- bossed leather are again ultea-fashionable, The Kate Castleton pokes of white plush, trimmed with silk pompons, are worn and fashionable for babios a year or two old, Artificial hips—for women of fashion, of course—are the latest, and are necossary to the present style of close-fitting garments. Therois lady in Washington who ean lay the piano with her feot. = Perhaps this o the way the neighbor's aldest girl plays it. Prayer hooks bound i white velvet and 14, snd conting 82 aro shown wa tho kind For bridon to hold in thete hands at the altar, Fashionablo girls adopt the manuscript stylo of lettor-writing—that is, only on one side of the paper and with a wide margin on both sides. A lady in Elgin, TIL, whose canary bird diod assemblod hor friends, delivered 'a dis- the | course over the birds remains, and had it bur- the G .ued only by GOODMAN mao wlv Druv ist_Omaha DR, FELIX LE BRUN'S This remedy being Injected dls d-l-“:-. requires no 9 .:o the seat oa 10 b taken Intern” I? elther sex, it Is vato discaso; but In the tely afioted wo boxes to oure, or we will refund the b‘- ) postage pald, § per box, or for — WWRITTEN GUARANTEES = . T #iued by all suthorized agente, . Dr.FelixLeBrun&Co . SOLE PROPRIETORS, G, F. Goodman, Druggist, Sole Agent, for Omaha ‘m&e llV. Catarrh. Atthis soason of the year everybody has a cold and some very bad ones, By frequont oxposurcs the the noss become very sonsitive, and mic. Tliel may be For oars [ succossion, boginning so far back T don's Jemorbor” when, T had_ho catareh in my head. 1t coutatad of & oontinual flow Wrom jmy Ringing and Bursting Noises in my head. Sometimes the hearin, ‘waaalfeoted. Fivo years ago, .bau' ‘began to use Hood's waa but I contined to use it ontil I ,~Mrs. Eliza H. Caulfield, 3 Brownell merchant and extensive miller at Viotors, Ontario county, N, Y., writes: “I hat nmumm.mmym Hood's IIERIII. =“m11[|.- for bl:‘nd dl-: to ey 100RDoses One,\Dollar, “I have been troubled with that distressing com. plaint, catarrh, and have boen using Hood's Barsa- parilla, and find it one of the best remedies I have ‘ever taken. .l'l‘] trouble has lastod any rol in loft oar ‘this sosson’ of never could use Hood's Sarsaparilla.”—Martin Shield, Chicago, il 'Dange.: from Catarrh} w upon \hbmm and extent of the Scrofu- p! Tu such cases Hood's Sarsaparilla correots tho_ca- fareh by ity dlsoct aation {n disoharying the polson from the blood h nature's great outlots, so the membrancs Hoods ‘Sarsaparilla Sold b, ists, $1; six f y C. 1. 8008 06" Arothecarion owen Masare" ' & BOUFRENE & MENDELSSOHN, ARCHITECTS SWREMOVED TO OMAHA NATIONALBLD TAMPICO CORSET ATiORDS PERFECT SUPPORT 18 ABBOLUTELY UNBREAKABLE, BOLD BY LEADING ERYWHERE, APon10 ried in a cemetery, I.Mllumnxbn soen daily riding tricycles in Fairmount Park, Philadelphia. A ‘‘ sociable” tricyclo has also introduced, in which a gontloman and Iady can sit sido by side. 1t is said that the measure of a lady's closed fist is equal to the length of her foot, When a St. Louis girl closes her fist the men around the house make tracks for the woodshed, ‘White kid bonnets are imported, trimmed with a flat garniture of pearl and crystal bead work or hand-pginted around the " ed; in small, dellofle{’y colored flowers and buds, Tennis, archery and school-girl paper (with trap ffill‘olllborglin} oro, dainty varlotios of station folly, -ad paper is s Dopulie, it th faros 10F 14 s o1 g wane. The price of kissing another man's wife in Posey county is 822 and an apron full of sweet potatoos. At least that is what Caspar Felemende had to pay for kissing the buxom Mrs, Star, is worn on the streets now but rings, and they are covered. At least they should be, but occasionally one sees them worn over the gloves by persons presumably escaped from fougvluw. To clean carpets: Dampen some Indian meal, mix salt with it, and sprinkle over the carpot; sweep rously, Take a small sharo-pointed stick to remove the salt and meal from cracks and corners, Bilver clover leaves covered with tiny dia. mond clippings, made to resemble drops of dew, are among the now designs in jewelry. The set; consists of lace-pin, ear-rings, hair or- naments, slide and bangle bracelets, A Boston girl was caught giggling. This is Vi raro specigs. e was immediatel: ph::t;uudn a glass case, Most Boston girl never ey merely expross their delight by a , far-away, Antarctic smile. ‘The Georgla papers are industriously circu- lating the story of a mmg lv.l{ of that Btate who sheared Zkty in forty minutes, kind of girls that No jewel Evidentlv she is one of t| can “‘just get up and make the hair fly.” Velvet dresses are made by New York tail- orw in as plain nghuflw oth suits, These are trimmed with broad bands of sian_sable if one wishes to be very splendid, used | or black fox or cheaper furs if one .is content with vood effects, A border of fur trims the bottom of the coat, the cuffs and collar, and the tiny velvet muff, Among the articles of wearing nyru-ul ex- stracted from the trunks of Lady Mandeville nee Yuanaga, while being conveyed from Newport to. New York recently, were thirteen dozen pairs of eight-button kid loves, The other mlulol;fi‘uuolu comprised jamond pins, iaces, cls and sacques, Though less universally worn, the reign of large-plaided materials is not over; but few costumes are made of them solely, combina- tions of plain woollens or velveteens being considered botter taste, The newest have the tunic and blouse front drngod on the cross, the diagonal lines not then having the effect of incroasing size. For early winter wear are shown some very fine fleece-lined fancy cloths, thick, {ut sup- ple. These do mot require extra lining, and aro iunanlly trimmed with fur. Extra thick stockinettes are now in t use. Thoso are cut to set without a*wrinkle on the figure, and make very serviceable_surtouts aud lon coats of every kind, as well as the wraps an: Jackets of shorter out, There are also a great number of plain fancy cloths, ribbed, checked matelasse, aud pofutille used [oF palctots. Gentlemen in search of picturesque wives should go to Lorete,in Iéuly. The women are dark and lovely, They wear a jaunty costume, congisting of pixteen potticoats on woek days and eighteon on Sundays and holi- days, These petticoats are all starched, and some are very richly trimmed with lace and embroldery, ~ A colored skirt is then looped up over these balloon skirts, and confines the waist to its smallest over a spotless white chemisette, Many ladies are now wearing half capes and mouchofr muffs made of dark velvet bordered with brilliant feather trimming. Muffs and lars mado wholly of fine feathers are con. spleuously fashionable, and usually match the bonnet or tur! A« a rule, golden brown feathers are in great request. Brown is un- doubtedly one of the collars par excellence, and it is wonderful how innumerable are the tones discoverable in a color that would seem to admit of so few variations, e ——— PEPPERMINT DROPS, e Diamonds are a good doal like hens, Much depends on thelr setting, The Tlllfik’f it turke; and struts, t.hnn‘ eyes :l water, ~bodice dln%mlun-, waxeth fat covk runneth . Some Englishmen who went out to New Zealand to work a derrick, have been quieted :\;.bdnz told that cannibals never eat hoist- Count L B T s .u‘n hq-; oor says: T am 80 80) afery dlng o f he do now. Tt is believed that only two men in America ‘nn .lnn in the na{‘rd \nllimlnufi] of mak- -organs. r - caefully coroaled from the publior . " Henry Hall, of North Carolina, has i . od & maching that Wil pack 100, bownds of h::lulg. :J:l::nlmh I'nl::u' What \wlfiul Wi carry—but we digress,—Bis. marck Tribune, 0 r There is nothing like being confidential with oue’s own wife. A Pennsylvania mau, Baving B10.00, and buing atraid of brglam: put itin & stove oven, but fargot to tell his wife. It ruived him, A dovil-fish recently caught at Port Royal sixtoen foot across and weighed two ““m'f."fi.d n-'lpl'lzlr o(lnupondont ;lhu oa been obster it Dollre going to bed, o Kansas miller drowned himself in his because o dam he had de Ven he vos herelso dick as loonch las twice as longer as who intend to write Christmas ghost stories to_ s us the familiar line, ‘“‘He could not tell how long he has been mslesp when he awoke with the feeling that some one was in the room.” Biliousness is not so widely spread a disease among Americans as it was fifty (am 8O, Ao~ cording to the statement of a sclentific writer who pretends to know all about it. It means that there is more freedom of theught. Much that was called piety was mere biliousness, — New Orleans Picayune. Explosions of all kinds are bocoming pain. fully numerous, A steam shovel exploded in 8t. Louis the other day and serlously injurod two men. Deople who &re troubled with trampa can sasily soare the rascals away by pasting this item on the front gate and then showing them a shovel. Four_masked burglars entered a house in Hope, N. J., and after binding two of the oc- cupants proceeded to pack up their plunder, after which they sat down and ate some ap- ples. As the fmprint of the teeth in one of the apples thows that the eater was minus ono tooth, there is a fair prospect of his being captured. Burglars cannot be too careful how they leave their marks, Oneof the big New York hotels has, be- sides wido stairways, an electric tomperature register systom throughout, and any number of fire escapes, eight men who patrol the building at night, and have fire extinguishers on every floor, as well as a_means of flooding the hotise with wator from large tanks on the roof, Let a red-headed man take off his hat in one of these hotels after dark and he is im- mediately drowned. ““T can'’t carry this bundle,’, said a wifo to her husband, “I can’t,” the husband replied, “for I have to carry the two children.” “‘But you ought to have some consideration for me,” the wife continued, *“You must think I am a wagon.” “Oh, no, my dear, Idon't think you are a wagon. A Wagon holds its tongue, but you never do,"—Arkansaw Trav- eler, e —— My First Sweetheart. She's rather faded now, and then, Her shining locks are not so glossy; Sho's lost the dimple in Lier chin, Her air's subdued instead of saucy. She’s paler, too; the wild rose bloom That used to make her such o beauty Hais faded, to make standing room For lines marked out by care and duty. Her hand is not so plump and white, As on the day whon I first prossed it; But baby hands have clasped it tight, And baby lips in love caressed it. A firm warm hand to shield and guide The little lives that must come nfter; A tonder heart to hold and hide The baby love and baby laughter. T often goo her pass this way, Her bright-eyed children’ trooping 'round or; Oh, for the wasted yesterday e yot another heart had found her! Tt might have been! Within my breast W Tho secret grioving long hath tarried; T wonder if she sometimes guessed The reason why I never married. RELIGIOUS, California has 900 churches of all denomina- tions, and about 1,000,000 of inhabitants. The next general convention of the Protest- ‘Ancl ”lgslwopnl Church will be held at Chicago n 3 'The collections of Peter's pence for the Pope in New York City on Sunday last amounted to 815,000, Mr. Mood{, the evangelist, says his three weoka' work in Ireland was the most produc- tive of his life, A church erected by English settlers in Isle of Wight county, five miles from Smithfield, Va., I8 said to have been built in 1632, and to be the oldest church now standing in this country. 7 There are now in the State of Kansas one hundred and sixty one Presbyterian church buildings which are occupied. There are but soven mansos which are ocounied, but prepa- rations are in progress for others It is claimed that five hundred people of Danville, Illinois, have been converted the instrumentality of the Harrison revival meetings, A gung jubilee service to celebrate this victory will be held at Kimber chapel on next Sunday. The city of Halle s one of the most interesting relics of Luther—a cast of his face, taken after death, in the night between the 20th and 21st of February, 1546, when his corpso, while on the way " from Kisleben to Wlmnbu-%ls{ in the city church, now St. n Halle, Mary's, 1 The wedding given by Martin Luther to his bride is still in existence, and has been lately placed on exhibition in Frankfort-on. the-Main. It bears a representation of Christ upon the cross and the instruments of the Pas- sion, and in it is sot & small ruby., The in- soription is: ‘‘Dr. Martin Luther;” Catherine Bora, June 13, 1525.” The Rev. W, J, Kip, Protestant Episcopal bishop of California, has just celebrated the thirtieth anniversary of his ordination. He was formerly rector of St. Paul's, Albany,and on his journey as missionary bishop to Cali- fornia ‘was shipwrocked at San Diego, and there preached his first sermon in the dio- cese, Dr, Talmage's_church in Brooklyn has a membership of 2,775. They gave last year to homo missions $192, and to foreign mivsions $112. They gave to the cause of education 895, This largest Prosbyterian church in the United States gave less for these objects than many among the poorest. In contrast to this, the Firut Presbytoriun church of New York, with only 418 members, gave to home mis- sions $12,056, and to fereign missions 826,517, How Dear, How dear to each heart are the scenes of elec- on, ‘When wagers and losses present them to viow! ‘Tho bar-rooms, the ballots, the 'dim recollet. tion Of how much we drank {and how little we new! The old broken pocket, Tho unbound pocket, The rag-covered pocket, Which once was filled well, — Farm Ballaa, No more the reaper mutilates, "The thresher chews no arms; No more the boller portable Depopulates the farms, The long-drawn howls now heard each day Echoing o'er the hills Proceed from men with llfel’l caught In cider and sorghum mills, e ———— CONNUBIALITIES. flrf:u direct their path in life th flowery mead and mossy dale; ‘er & family breeze be rife rant it be a favoring gale, Mw heaven upon the union smile ~ dlna olt-nnn‘;od. genial lun-h.u nd peace attend them ever, while Their only cares are little ones. Now, girls, don't all speak at once. A far. :In‘r in Alma, Mich,, offers $100 bonus for a o Should e God Gi A marrlage took place recentf at Portsea, England, tu which fho principala and whols bridal party were doaf mutes, - Daldwin Colo, ngel aighty-six, and Mis- annie lon, seventy-five, were viod 1 Walenboro, 8. O Last weeke -+ Prayerbooks bound in white velyet and gold, costing from $25 up, are the latest novel. ties for brides to hold in their hands at the nuptial ceremony, One of the membars of the “‘young ladies’ base-ball elub” of Philadelphia recontly mar- riod the umpire of agame playedin Pittaburg, threo days” after uho_first ok hii ab e I N Goips e alrsady. o “work wmarrziag the Prinosss Loulse Vickoria Alexandes Dogman sblost dughter o Ch prinee o Walaty o 10 yours ald; The dube of Portiand. i happy taan seloctad, - Vanity Fair doubls the rumor, Dr. Plorson, of Tona, Michigan, had s rath. oe peuliar weddiug the okhes sveniag, | He warriod & 1ady o her third husband 1n. elght ho first two husbands having died, years, th the | 4nd he having officiated at all the weddings. The lady is ouly 27 years of sge. When My, Paul Epson was married to the the | merc wanted to render the ceremony less binding than usual, or to avoid the outlay of £2, he didn’t say. But the Iady took the risk and the ring wasn’t asked for, At the recont marriage of Miss Gertrude Tucker, dasughter of Hon. Randolph Tucker, of Virginia, to Mr. Logan, of New York, one of the presents was a pair of silver candlesticks, formesly owned by Lady Spottiswood, wife of Virginia's old colonial ({m-unmr. Mr. Tuck. er's son is rector of 81, Paul’'s in Norfolk, and has in his church study the chair in which John Hancock sat to n{gn the Declaration. Miss Chamberlain, the Cleveland beauty, who has been creating such a sensation in London social circles, is now said to be en- gaged to young Peter Algermon Brown, the oldost son of John Brown, the queen's im- mortal flunkey, She met him at one of the ueen’s receptions and their acquaintance soon :Spnmul into love, The queen is said to be de- lighted. Young Brown is a_very manly fel- low, is 24 years of age, an officer in her majes- ty's |)m|~u-{u]l|. and seems to have inherited his father's sterling qualities and social graces, It is understood that as soonas the date of marriago is agroed upon, Brown will be knigh. ted and prompted in the queen’s wervice, A New York phrenologist has been trying to solve nmpmhm of happy marriage by meaus of his art, In a lecture the other eve- ning he declared that his investigations proved that men with bad tempers should marry women with mild manners, and vice vers: nd that two of a color should never marr; Blondes should wed brunettes, the tall nfioulnl unite themselves to the short, the lean to the stout, etc. As to the time of marriage the professor was of the opinion that the first, things which should engage a youn man’s attentions are choosing a vocation an awife, It was usually considered that a wo- man was at her zenith at 20, and old at 25, When she was sixteen the question was, ‘Whom shall I tak Twenty, Whom can I get? Twenty-five, Who will Song of the Wires, By Lillie E, Barr, 1 “Tick, tick! Tick, tick! Tick, tick!". Hark to the voice of the telegraph wire, Ticking out every word! A be-in-a-burry, impatient voice, That over all others is heard. Now ’tis & message of sorrow and care, And then of pleasure and song, A ‘tender thought, or a parting prayer, Or a whisper of cruel wrong. ““Tick The wail The speed of a horse or ;‘; Tho crash of markets, tho flight of kings, The word from baby's lip; The flood, the plague and the earthquake shock, The gorrow that's on the sea, Are it by a mother’s loving thought, Or a lover's wedding glee, tick! Tick, of battle, the r, ““Pick, tick! Tick, tick! Tick, tick!” And &hlI! :lndu blow through them day and night; (Do the Winds know what they sayt) And the sunshine glints, and the rain sweeps b And 1hb whits snows on thec sy, And the birds rest there and plumo their wings, (Do the birds their story know?) Do they feel the thrill of the mighty things That under their small feet go? v, “Tick, tick! Tick, tick! Tick, tick!” Above the snow of the cotton plant, And above the Northern wheat, And over the mighty mountain chain, And the prairio fresh aad sweet, And over the thousand strested-town, And the desert wild and free; And over the mighty forest trees, And under the roaring sea, V. “Tick, tick! Tick, tick! Tick, tick!” They clasp all earth in a loving ring, And they answer all desires, For thoro fsn't alanguage they cannot spenk— The wonderful telegraph wires! They will girdle the earth and cross tho sea, And the nations bind, until The world shall answer in every tongue Their messages of Good Will. + —New York Ledger. ——— SINGULARITIES. e A New York lawyer carries an umbrella, the handle of which cost one hundred dollars, It has a head of carved gold and silver and jewels, A Iady of Albany, Gentry county, Wiscon- sin, swallowed a needle twelve years ago, and last week it was extracted from her thigh by a doctor of that city. ‘There are two cats at the Crystal Palace Exhibition of London priced at 850,000 each, Five hundred dollars is a common price fixed on the exhibits, ‘There is a clock in good running order in the Bmtomea in Monmouth, Ore., which was rought across the plains {n 1852, and has been running over forty years, A bee comb nearly three feet long, suspend- ed from a tree and pretty well filled with honey, was recently found near Santa Ana, Cal. *~ The bees were still working at it, A whale 60 feet long and 12 feet through the shoulders came ashore during a storm at Burnett's Island, in Chesapeake Bay, Tues- day, and they were two days Kkilling it, one man, William Farnes, being crushed to death by a blow of the monster's tluke. Towa City boasts of the largest man in the world. He is 6 fect 4 inches high, weighs 725 sounds, and measures 8 foet across the body. it takes 36 yards of cloth to make a suit for him, and when he walks the earth trembles, He was born in Iowa City, Sept. 27, 1846, David_Lincoln, of Mayville, Chatauqua munl{, N. Y, is six feet high, weighs 215 pounds, andis 72 years old. Hae can lift 1,000 pounds, In his life he has cleared 500 acres of laud and boasts of chopping and piling up eight cords of four-foot wood in a day, In his youth he was a champion wrestler, Otto Michelis, of Keokuk, Towa, has a cage of fine' canaries, one of which recently be- came blind, Though it was formerly a fine singer, now it nover utters a note beyond an occasional chirp. The other birds remain constantly by it, cheering it with song and evincing “an almost human intelligence in their solicitude for their sflicted mate. A Russian Jew, Solomon Schisgal by name, and only 19 years old, the son of a watch maker in Broditschen, has invented a watc which goes by electricity, and which is de. clared by Herr Chwolson, professor of physics at 8t. Petersburg, to be an instrument of wonderful simplicity and value. "Phe Montgomery (Ala.) Advertiser says: “A certain horso in Saybrsvill for twent, years has been a cart horso in a brick yar and the habit of going through a certain roun of duties day after day has enabled him to do things which seem to indicate the possesssion of mental faculties similarto those possessed by the human race, His routine of labor is to cart 65 loads of clay frem the pit to where the clay is ground, and then to go for a load of coal dust; and, withut anything being said or done to indicate the fact to him, when he has doposited his 65th load urns away from the clay pit and goes for a load of dust, and will do no more work after the whistle sounds,” One of the queerest curlosities on the globe is & man with a silver gkull who is now v ing in Louisville, Ky. During a fiercely con. tosted battle in the late war this interesting individual was struck on the head with a piece of shell, which tore away the entire top of his skull, leaving the brain horribly exposed, Strange to say, he survived the terrible wound, and a nof surgeon, who was ene of the physicians in attendance upon the la- mented Garfield, succeeded in fitting a silver plate over the opeuing, which shielded the brain equally as well as the skull, This plate is wbout the size of & man's hand and works on hinges, and may be raised up and down at will. The re-skulled man does not experience the least pain, and as _he wears a wig, all evs- dence of a shattered skull is concealed, e — A Quick Recovery, ves us great pleasure to state that the ut who was reported being at the point of death from an_attack of Pnewmonia, has entirely recovered by the use of DR. WM. HALL'S BALSAM FOR THE LUN Naturally he feels grateful for the benefits de- rived from wing this remedy, for the lum and throat; and in Eving publicity to this statement we are actuated by motives of pub- I lic benefaction, trusting that™ oth be benefitted in & slmllun“ mnun:r. ’[‘)u n::!. by all Druggists, “take cheer, it you are simply ailing, “or it you feel weak and dispirited, with- “out clearly knowing why, Hop Bitters *will surely cure you.” “It you area minister, and have overtaxed your- “wolf with your pastori rduties, or & Mother, worn out ‘with care and work, ora man of business or laborer *weakened by the strain of your everyday duties, or 'a man of letters, toiling over your midnight work, *Hop Bittexs will surcly strengthen you." “It you are suffering “from over-eating or “drinking, any indescre. ‘tion or dissipation, or o young and growing wt. as is often the 0 It you are in the workshop, on the farm, at the desk, anywhere; and feel that your aystem needs cleansing, ton- Ing orstimulating, without intoxicating, you are old, blood thin and fmpure, ‘pulse feeble, nerve unsteady, faculties “waning, Hop Bitters is what you need to “t0 give you new life, health and vigor.” 1t you are costve or dyspeptic, or suffering from any other of the numer- ous discases of the stomach or bowels, it i8 your own fault if you remain ill.” 1t you are wasting away with any form of Kidney discase, stop tempting death this moment, and turn for a cure to Hop Bitters. 1t you are sick with that terrible sickness Norvousness, you will find o ‘Balm in Gilead" in Hop Bitters. 1t you are a frequenter, or a resident of a miasmatic district, barrieade your system against the scotirge of all coun- tris—malaria, epidemic, bilious and intermittent fovers—by the use of Hop ittors, 1t you have rough, plmply, or sallow skin, bad breath, Hop Bitters will give you fair skin, rich blood, the sweotest breath, and health. 8500 will be paid for a case they will not cure or help, That poor, bed-tidden, invalid wite sister, mothor, or daughter, can be made the picture of health by o few bottles of Hop Bitters costing but trifle. A buttonwood that was a vigorous tree dur- ing the revolution still stands on,tho_farm of Gieorge Sanger. Canterbury, Conn, It is 70 feet high, the trunk measuring_ sixteen feot in circumference two feet above the ground, and it is the same size around 25 feet above, Where the branches first project. St An Excellent Report. Hon, Jos. G, oodridge, of Brooklyn, N, Y., writes this: ** Cannot express myself in sufficiently isoworthy terms, ~ Burdock Bloot Bitiers have used for tho past two years; keep my stomach in splendid trim,"” Some erratic ation cards for afternoon tea are in the form of a kettle and have the name of the guest on the spout, to indicate that she will be served with tea, and the name of the hostess on the handle to show she will serve it. The invitation is on the body of the kettle, e — Buy B. H. Douglas & Cons’ Capsicum Cough Drops for your children; they are harmlcss pleasing to the taste and will cure their colds. D. 8. and Trade Mark on every drop. ¢ Gt H R The Cleveiand girl is & model of constancy. Ono of them confessed the other day that she adored a tooth-puller, who is said to be the homliest man in the city so much that she had had five sound teeth pulled for the privilege of being near him a fow moments, Take Your Choice, You can be weak, nervous, debilitated, and despondent. disqualified for work of head or hand, or you can enjoy a fair share of health and peace of mind. Burdock Blood Bitters will alleviate your miur{ and doyou a world of good if you will but have faith to try. e — A young man near Abbeville, Ala., con- tracted with a farmer to work for him a year for his daughter and a double-barreled shot- gun. The contract has been mithl‘ull¥l per- formed, and the young man is now the happ, possassor of the shot-gun, Thegirl went bt on the old man’s bargain, e ———— Tested by Time. For Throat Diseases, Colds, and Coughs, BROWN'S BRONCHIAL ‘TRoCHES have proved their efficacy by a test of many years. Price 25 cts. “Yes, T had a very narrow eccape last Sun- day,” said young Moggle, & well-known Ar- kansas fop, *‘for mi' horse threw me into a doep iully where I lay unconscious until the Rev. Mr. Mocus chanced to come along and take mo out,” “The reverend gentleman did not violate the Sabbath, cither,” said_young Blinkins, “Certainly not,” replied Meggle, ““for he Was helping brother in distress.” *No, not exactly; he was helping an ass out of the ditch.” I8 UNFAILING \ AND INFALLIBLE y ln Ix ovnivG Epileptic Fits; l Spasm, Falling v 8ickuess, Convul- slons, 8t. Vitus Dancoc, Alcoholism, Opium Eating, Seminal Weakness, Im- potency, Syphilis, Scrofula, and all Nervous and Blood Diseases. £3~To Clergymen, Lawyers, LiteraryMen, Morchants, Bankers, Loales and il whoss sedentary employment, causes Nervous Pros- tration, Irregularities of the blood, stomach, bowels or kidneys, or who require a nerve tonic, appetizer or stimulent, Samaritan Ner- vine ls invaluable. Thousands proclaim it the most wonderful I igor- ant that ever sustain- ed a sinking system. $1.50, at Druggists. BEWARE OF COUNTERFEITS, An excellent appetizing tonic of exquisite flayor, iow used over the whole world, ' curcs Dy Disrrhea, Fever atd disorders of the DI A few drops fmpart a deliclons flavor to a glass of champagne, and toall summer drin 'ry it, but beware of counterfelts, ~ A¥k your grocer gr drugglst for the genuine Furniture! Have just received a large quantity of new CEHAMBER SUITS, AND AM OFFERING THEM AT VERY LOW PRICES rasszxezz zLevaror | (HAS, SHIVERICK, To All Floors. 1206, 1208 and 1210 F — OMAHA, NE.B.mm v ! MANUFACTURER OF OF STRIOTLY FIRST-CLASS 3 Cariages, Buggies Rral Wagang AND TWO WHEEL CARTS. 1819 and 1% Harey Streot andf403 S.118th Stree uetrated Catalous furnished froc upen appistae ¥ * ~OMAHA, NEB Houselzseepers ’ ASK YOUR GROCERS FOR THE —~OMAH A DRY HOP YEAST = Manufactured by the Omaha Dry Hop Yeast Co, LOUIS BRADFORD, Lumber, Sash Doors, Blinds, Shingles, Lath [ETOC.; LOW PRICES AND GOOD GRADES, and Douglas. Also 7th and Douglas. J.H. CIBSON, : CARRLAGE AND WAGON NANUFACTORY CORNER TWELFTH AND HOWARD 1RERTS. ONMAZEXA., W= - - Particular attention 1iven 40 re alrin J. A. WAKEFIELD, UWHOLESALE AND RETAIL DEALER IN Lumber, Ll Shingles, Picket - Batis.act™ - Near Union Pacific Depot, OMA, FRESE OYSTEIRS. Booth’s ‘Oval’ Brand AND FRESH FISH AT WHOLESALE. D. B. BEEMER, Agent,Omaha. P. BOYER & CO.. DEALERS IN Hall's Safe and Lock Comp'y FIRE AND BURGLAR PROOF 4 article, manufacturcd by DK, 24 G. B, BIEGERT & BONS, J. W, WUPPERMANN, Sole Agenl. 1 B W Y. 0 chroniodyspep and liver com- plaint and in chronie constipation and bstinate dis- Hostetter's Bitters s beyond all_compari- son the best remedy that can be taken. A 4, moans of restoring the strength and tal energy of person who are alnking - der the debilitating effects of painful dis: orders, thisstandard vegetable invigorant 8 conf ua: equelled. For _sale by BIFTERS yfififiu‘%}‘%& T twelve 1o KANSAS Authorized by the state f0 tres $ Chronic, Norvous and Private discascs, Asthma, Epilepsy, Rheumatism, Piles, \Tape Worw, Urinary and Skin Dis ‘cases, Seininal Weakness(uight losses) Sexual Debility (loss nf sexual pow 4o Oures guaranteed or monsy refund ow, 'Thousands of cases oured.” No injurious wed! sines turnished oven to patients at & distance. Con sultation froe and confidential—call or write; ago and rtant. A BOOK for of other things seud sealed or wo 8 oend slamps. FREE MUSE! - H W A regular graduate in medidie. | Over sixtosn ractioe— 1L020iFarnam Street. Omakh. Anheuser-Busch . BREWING ASSOCIATION CELEBRATED ' Keg and Bottled Beer - This Excellent Beer speaks £:¢ itself. "» ORDERS FROM ANY PART OF THE STATE OR THE ENTIRE WEST, Promptly Shipped. ALL OUR GOODS ARE MADE TO THESTANDARD OfCcCur G-uarantee. 'F. SCHLIEF, Sole Agent for Omaha and the West, Cor, 9th Street and Capitol Avenue® ) ¥ SASH, DOORS, BLINDS, MOULDINGS, LIME, CEMENT, PLASTER, &0 ¢ STATE AGENT FOR MILWAUKEE CEMENT COMPANY, | ) { ‘r" - OAFED, VAULTY, LOCKS, &.