Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, September 15, 1883, Page 5

| { discase, Tequipes N 14l OF PoISABOLS Mo hen 1sed a8 & prev THE DAILY BEE -~~OMAHA, SATURDAY, S SPTLMBER 15, 1883, POOR SPELLING. ‘hete % Whw and then a person who imagioes the proprietots, of Thomas' Edlectric must be very ig norant . orthography in spelling the “electric” with % Ecusorkic is used to protect against de. ) and base Imitators who, since they have learn ©d'a! this remarkable remedy and its extensive sale Wheoughout the country, have wert to their wits end 0 the attemyt to manufacture s« thing to reserable it might add that the healing properties of Thotas' Eclectric Ofl could no more be counterfeited than the pyramidy of Egrpt. The oiginal and only Eclectric Oil is a Goliah among it Tem Thumb competitors, and b a repetation for henesty versally admired While we tako this precauBionary messire we A efficiency uni For theu matien aod all aches, sprains and pains, we most beartily reeommend it Mossrs. 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These drawings will ecour on_the last hursday of every month. Read the magnificent September Scheme. 1 Prize £ 30,000 1 Priz 10,000 1 Prize, 5,000 2 rew, 5,000 6 Prize 5,000 10,000 10,000 200 Prizes, 10,000 600 Prizes, 10,000 10,000 300 ench Appeiinetion Prizes 2,700 200 ouch “ o 100 each “ “ 000 1,867 Prizes. “Whole Tickets, $2. Half Tickets, $1. 27 Tickets,'$60, 55 Tickets, $100. Remit money or Bauk Draft - Lettor, or send by express. DON'T SEND'BY ‘REGISTERED LETTER OR POST OFFICEORDER, until further noti ders of 6 and upw expense. Address nll orders to J. J. DOUGLAS, Louisville,Ky. t-tu-th-&wlst 3w em bAD BLOOD! SCROFULOUS. 110,400 INHERITED, CONTAGIOUS "N 1870 Sceatalous'Uicers broke out on my body until my bresst was oncmass of corruption. Some of these ulcers where not lees than one and on-half Inches in diameter, the sdges rough, ragged and secmingly dead, thie aavity open o the bons avd ‘Bled wih oftansive matter. Everything kniown to the ‘medical faculty was tried in vain. Gradually the bone itself became diseased, and then the. mmurfllg began in earnest. Bone Ulcers began to take the place of thoee hithesto on the surface. I become a mers For months at a time could not get my hands 10 my head because of extreme sorenoss, Could not inbed. Enew not what it was to be an heur free trompain. Had reason to look upon lfe itself asa cere. years of this wretched existence, I began 1o use the Cuticura Remedivs, and atter two years' persistent uso of them the last Uleer had healed. The droed ~ydisease has succumbed. All over the breast whare Jms once & mase of corruption; is now a healthy skin, welght 'has increased from one hundred and N0y threeto one hundred and fitty-six pounds, and¥he good work s still goingon. 1 feel myseif .a new man, &nd all through the Cuticura Remedies. JAS. E. RICHARDSON, CustomEiouse, New Orleans. i missione., J. D, CrawroRD. TO CLEANSE THE BLOOD Of Scrotulous, Anherited and: Contagious Humora. 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BOLLMAN ' ello. vie, Neb. 1y16d-e0d mbekwin In the eummer of 1880, after ten | Sanford's Radical Cure | For the wamediate relie and c of every form of Cotarrh, from a si w0 the lars of and hearing. | holler some, but dat sorter t'n my pass- “Dat Nigger Jack." 167 M. & WCLRLLAND, New Orlsans Tiraes Democrat, One morning in the early days of free- dowm, ok Aunt Nancy, an humble re- tainer of the R—— famly, came up to | ““de big house” to eall on the white folks, and also to “ax ole Mis' fur one cup o sugar, a makin' o coffes, an a mouf'ful er meat.” After a chat in the kitchen she made her way indoors to make known | her wants and have a few moments’ con versation with the ladies before wending | her way homeward, Whow the chickens, garden, pigs, and | weather had been duly canvassed, and | discourse threatened the flag, Miss R | bethought her of a rumor which had | reached her that morning, the mention of which would the conversation the nec- essary fillip. ““What's that 1 hear, Aunt Nancy," she questioned, about your having been to the bureau with complaints! What was | the matter!” “H'm,"” grunted the old woman, warily, “who tole you [ bid dar, honey?” Then | with a sudden burst of confidence, “Yes, | missie, I bin dar, an’ much good it done | Dat ole burea ain't nothin’, Miss | . Tkin tell you dat much dout ‘wink- |in’ nary eye. T went dar, it dat nig | gar Jack, an’ I never got no saterfaction | out'en de trip, n'other.” ““Woll, honey, bein’as you's arter h i, 1 1 does,” responded | don't keer if Aunt Nancy, settling herself comfortably | and folding her arms up in_ her apron, u was her custom when indulging in a nara “It happen long o' dat ine ham o’ whar 1 bin savin’ up t'well big min meetin’ time, when some o’ de furren del- rre- on. | ezashun o’ preachers is gwine to k gate at my house enduring de 'soc Dat nigger Jack, you min’, Miss Mary, he aint got no 'ooman folks t'all fur to do nothin’ t'all fur him, go he gin'erally g0 'bout lookin, mighty sorry an’ nasty, ‘cepten some o’ de neighers wash him an’ patch him upa little. Well, chile, one mornin’ las’ week I'se settin’ in de chim- bly corner, rockin’ and studdin’ 'bout big [ meetin’ time an’ de strange folk whar comin’, an’ all like er dat. Arter while I got up out’en my cheer an’ step over to de cupboaxd an’ fetch down dat ham of’en de topmos’ shef fur to git er little sniff o’ de goodness o' it. T'were dat brown and temptin’ it fa'rly meke my mouf water. | De skin was tuned up_at de cornders, | showin’ ov de fat, an’ all roun’ der hock an’ knuckle bone T had done rub pepper an’ lasses fur to keep de skippers out. 1 say to mysef, ses I, ‘Naney, dis yer is do luhbios’ scrop o' bacon dis side de white folks’ smoke-house;.an’ come bim meetin’ you takes dis ham an Dbiles it, den you sprinkles sugar 'pon top en it an’ brown it a little in de -oben, arter dat you dress it off in sprigs ©' oa’sly, an’t'wont nary nigger in de country hab sich a dish fur to sot de preachers down to,” “While I talkin’ to mysef dat peacible by de cunboard, who dis come dodgin’ in de cabin but Nigger Jack, wid er little bundle o’ rags in he han' an’ grinnin’ and grinnin’ same as a 'possum.’ “Morunin’, A’nt Nancy,, ses he, duckin he haid an’ sottin’ dem roguish eyeso’ his'n pon my tham. ¢ Mornin’," T-snap back, short as pie ‘crus’, turnin’ roun’ for to lock de meai ap. ““Dot’sa_powful fine piece o’ bacon, A'nt Nancy,” ses Nigger Jack, perlitely. ¢ “Tpint nene de better fur ye' praisin,’ ses 1, fastenin’ up de safe do’., Now, what you come arter, Jack?—kase I well knows t'want jes' mauners whar fotoh you, kase you ain’t got none." -"‘Lordy, A'nt Nancy, you pintly peart.an’ jimbersome dis mornin., _ Clare | ef you ain't ’bout de cutest han’ ut guess- in' I ebber see in my life!’ ses dat out- | dacious dakey,-an’ den he took de giggle- ments mighty bad, an’ he giggle an’ihe giggle t'well (Lgit clear out er pashunse wid him. ‘* ‘Hush yo' mouf, nigger!’ I ses, Ses I: ‘Youdo jjus’ like youain't got no sense, you.does. Shetup dat suiggling an’ tell me whet you want.’ “Den Jack, he onwrop de bundle, he did, an’ huck out two pizen nasty shuts an'a pa'r qummer breeches mighty nigh es black es de back. «A'nt Nancy,” he sos, ses he, sorter sateful like. 'Ljes drop in fer to sse of 1 couldn't git you to wash one shut fur me to war at de pigncek Sad'day, I aia't got nary clean one.’ ““4Go "wey fum hore, nigger,’ I sea, sos T,'I shauk wash yo'shut to sabe yo' life.’ *‘Lord, mow, A'mt Nancy,’ see he, don’t go for-to talk dat way, ef you please | marm. 1 ain't got nobody fur to wash | my shut, an’ I.shame fur to go to de pig- nick dutty like Iis. I gwine take one gal long'er me, too. A'nt Nuney, please, | marm, wash wy elo'es kaso I 'bleeged to to hab some 1 ones ones, an’ 1 .allus | clar’s dar ain't narry 'oaman in - de coun- | try kin teteh you in de doin’ up o' shuts an’ collars an’ pocket-han’chers.’ | ““Well. Miss Mary, -he beg 80 hard an’ {talk 8o fa’r, dat I jés tole hin he mout lof | de bun'el, and arter while I put de irons v wash dem clo'es an’ done “em up | ley waa white folks, T ‘clar, Miss amer den a | her’s when T got done wid 'em. Sud'day wornin’ | was up in de lorf | shellin’ corn, when here comes Nigger | Juck after de close. He holler up:| Whar is dey? and § holler back: *Des is | layin' 'pon de eand o' de lead o' my big chig,” and I loller back dat he's 'mighty welosme, kase thanky'sall de pay 1 gwine to see out’en him.’ Ten he went awa; fri | {'ncu'eny I come mown to put de din- ner-pat on, an’ went to de cupboard for a scrap ©' middlin’ to dxop in . When 1 unfasten de do', fus thing 1 dase was lo 'zamin de top she'f artar my ham; I look, and den Xlook. Den i jumy beck and rub my eyes hard; den I jump forreds an’ rub my cyes harder—blass the Lord, de ham was gone! De she'f was empty an’ de bacon was 'parted—dat nigger Jack done stoleit! When I eeame to aleetle out en de aback I was powerful mad, De hot water kittle, when she was sizzlin’ an’ bilin’ apd bublin’ ain’t o mora «f'en her balance den I was, I ery some, an’ I *shun_ into stean an’ make me spile for a sploshion. 8o & put my bonuet on right straiaht an’ took outup to Mars™ De. Wilson R—'s house, an’ tole him all *bout it, an’ he ‘vised me to go to de bu- | reau man.” “What did the officer do for yeu, Auntq Nancy?”’ “T gwine tell "bou it right now, honey, | kase dat bureau man want nuftin, I was [T in de biggest sort o' hurry. { good 'ooman, you musn't call me mare'r, | k | in An'y my ase you ain't got no mars’r now.’ ““‘No, sar, I knows dat,’ ses 1, ‘eber sence freedom come out, but dat ain’t de pint. De pint o dis ecnbersashum, mars'r, am ““Quit callin' mo mars's, old lady!" de | ofticer 'ruptedf mighty touchous. ‘I'done tole you yon ain't got no mars'er; daf all done away wid.’ “‘What 1 gwine te call you, den?' scs I; kase I bloeged to call yousomethin, ; ef 1don't calls you some title it 'rupts de conbersashum.’ Call mo cap'en,’ he ses, ses he. “Well, den, Mars'r Cap'en,’ ses 1, ‘I come down here fur to tell you 'bout dat nigger Jack—" *“*Who is NiggerJack ov me agin. *What's he name?’ ““‘Dat he name,’ 1 'spond back; ‘he ain't got no entitle ‘cept jes Nigger Jack. He po’ white folks' nigeer; dey don't hab no entitle.’ **What he done!” ax de officer. Den 1 took an’ how dat sorry varmint come down to my house an’ stole my ham. ‘Is he want'er know, and s 1 ain't, kase fus' 1 didn’t believe de meat was gone, an’ den 1 cried, an’ den 1 get mad, an’ walked myse'f off to Mars'r Dr. Wilson R , an’ fus’ he ou done anythi 1 ses 0, sar, | tole me: ‘Go to de deble,’ den he tole me u, an’ 1 d'me come an’ 1 want my ham, of you to come to please, mars please, sar, “De bureau man he thought, an’ ho | thought, den he scratch he haid, an’ stretch hissef back in he cheer, an’ gigle. Arter dat he gin me three sojers an' tole me fur to kar "em down to Nigyer Jack’s house and make sarch arter my ham. Well, Miss Mary, I took dem biggerty i gglin’ an’ makin’ fun at me, ail y down to Nigger Jack's cabi When we got right mos’ at it, here come Nigger Jack, jumpin’ out de shanty an’ takin’ up de railroad track wid de ham in lic han,” An’ dey shoot at him, an’ dey shoot at him, an’ couldw’t nary one ob ‘em bit him, kase he hop an' jump so peart. Dey shoot, an’ dey shoot, an’ he run, an’ he jump, anhe jump, an’ he ran “blickety, “blickety—an’ 1 wish to de Lord dey had been kill dat nigger, an, 1 could er bin got my haw.”—New Orleans Times-Democrat. | The finest alterative and anti-bilious medicine on earth, is Samaritan Ner- vine. 81.50. “The doctors said my child must die with apasms, Samacitan Nervine cured him.” Ww. E. Tanner, Dayton, Ohio. At druggists. L RUSSIA'S HUNGRY MOUJIKS, The Problem that 18 Presented to the Czar by Millions of Un- protecsed Peasants. A correspondent of The New York Sun writes from St. Petersburg: Twen- ty-two years have passed since the great emancipation edict was proclaimed here, and yet to this-day the serf question re- mains practically unsolved. When free- ing the serfs, the czar libetator an- nounced that-they would be given land enough to -sustain them, and to enable them to pay all the taxes. No doubt that wasa very wise plan, and in ‘Russia there was, and still is, more than enough free state land to carry the imperial project. Yet the late auoterat was impotent to fulfil his solemn promise. Like the negroes who expected “forty acres and a mule,” the Russian peasants are to this day waiting for the “‘golden charter” that is to endow them with plenty of land. **More land!" is the cryof the freed scrfs, and this ory.de- mands the attention of Russian states- men far more urgently that the Eastern, the Panslavistic, the Roman Catholic, or the Hebrew question. A deep fermen- tation is new going on in the very heant of Russia, and, if it remains unchecked or unreleived, it will in time, like an carthquake, upset the foundations of the autocratic regime, There is leoming up a new spectre which frightens the very Nihilists, Russian history shows that the moujik, while he has land enough to feed upon, is the most docil being in the world, but when derpived of land he be- comes a monster. The anti-Jewish riots plainly show that the teeth and claws of the monster are growing. In 1861 25.000,000 serfs were liberated, each male adult receiving abeout eight acres of land. By his work on this patch the freed serf had to sustain kis family, pay the state, paovincial, and local taxes, and lay by enough to redeem his land from his former mast ow that was more than even the free moujik could ac complish, What the result’! His fawily was hungry, his taxes were in the , hiss gromn-up boys had to learn other trade than farining; they had lexve and swell the labor market, ure in Russia, For gged. While he was was bad enowgh, but and yet have to submit to {1 ging was too bud; and the moujik got an- One year his cow was gold to pay es, the next year he logt his hore the sume w Then he had only a bare patch of lund and his baro hunds with which to sustain his family and the cwpire. In his dispair he began to ive- quent the vodkasshop. and the villagers began 4o grumble and to talk of trausfer- ring his allotment to some other reliable peasant. And se our free Ivan is ad- judged o0 a useless.and superfluous max, at least in his awn village, As the ~golden charter” dves not appear, Ivan oames to the conclueion that he had bet- tor migrate to some place where land is pleutiful, and so. along with his emaciat- ed wife awd hungry children, he joins a paryy of other uselessmen like himself, who go cither to Sibemia or Caucaucus. How bitterly he weeps when leaving his 80, to the dear native place, wheze his parents and |J aneastors lived, worked, and died! This is the sad story of millions of freed serfs, and we muit Kkeep it in mind in order to understand the present troub- les of the czar's country. There is an- other great class of superBuors moujiks, As we have seen, every adult serf receiv- ©d eight acres of land, and the communes were composed of serfs. eack having ex- actly the same allotment. But during these twenty years the population has in- creased from 20 to 30 per cent, while the amount of land remains the same. It is exc and painful, yet llagers can not help their grown up sons ar y old the admitting that saperfluous, and must go. Thus we touch upon the causes which have originated mighty t'ore up in my mind Miss Mary, long er dat bacon, and 1 ’low t'was do | bizness o' dat Lureau man to help me | kill dat sorry nigger, or to cripple him | some w Well, I went in a sorter office | { room, where a man in fine blue clo'es sot | | writin’ in a big book, an' I wait an'l| stan’, an’ I stan’ an' T wait, an’ de man ain't takin’ no notic *“‘Mornin’ marster,’ I ses, ses 1, arter | T done kurtey an’ make my respecks. | | **‘Mornin',’ he ses, sharp an’ keerless, | |like be jest as leeve bite yo' haid off es | | not, an’ druther, too. ‘What kin Ido| fur you dis mornin't Look sharp, now, | the great migration of th peasantry, a migration that baffles all the pigmy ef forts of the czar's creatures. Around the | czar there are many courtiers, knights, | generals, diplomats, and administrators | but there are! no statesien equal to th present great occasion. And #o the pes ant formation goes on unchecked, un guided, daily increasing in scope and strength, According to the official 1880, in the Kursk prc 2 there were | 192, 000 superfluous peasants, in the | Voronije province, 120,000; in the Pot- | tava provine 000: and o on, and statistics for | [0 & man named there are over fifty provinces now bend ingunder the burden of unemployed moujiks, The Czar's own government admits that there are at least 5,000,000 unemployed peasants in Russia, and yet { to enuble these peasants %0 become us ful. Recently about 5,000 peasants |from ditferent provinces of Rus. sin arrived in the city of Tomak, Siberia, They were penniless, sick and on the point of starvation. The local authorities did not know what to do with them. They telegraphed to this city for instruction. The minister of the interior sent a circular to the provincial governors asking for information on the subject, Owing to the dog-days the gov- ernors postponed their reports until fall, Meanwhile many of the emigrants died from starvation, others ran away at their own risk, mixing with the Siberian ex- iles, and the rest were sent home. The tramping moujik is a now character in Russia. There are many admiristrators who Dblame the freed serfs themselves for all their troubles, Butintelligent and im. partial investigators give us these in- structive facts: As a rule, the taxes im posed oneach peasant’s allotment far su! his mcome from it. In order to clear off his taxes the peasant is obliged 10 do other work besides farming. But such a practice is very detrimental to the farmer’s interest. Russia is pre-emi nently an agricultural country. If ag- riculture proves not tobe a paying bus iness, then state bankruptey follows Besides, not every peasant now has a horse or & cow. The number of sheep and hogs i the moujiks' possession is also alarmingly small. It may gladden the hearts of vegetarians to learn that Russian peasants nowadays use no ani- | mal food. They cannot get it. 1fa moujik gives up his farm and becomes a hired laborer, he can earn only from 30 to 50 rubles per annum, which is hardly enough to clear the taxes, and his family must take care of themselves. Thereare freed serfs who have saved enough to in- crease their allotment by purchase, but these are only lucky exceptions to the rule. In view of the present hard condition of the freed serfs, some Russian writers and administrators have come to the rash conclusion that the great reforms of the late czar did not materially improve the condition of the country. Nothing can be more foolish than that. Only he who remembers the former serfs can under- stand what a wonderful change has oc- curred in the intellectual and moral status ot the peasantry. Compare chattels and men! If T tell you that there are thousands of freed serfs who have obtained a university education and now figure asedoctors, lawyers, writers, professors and engineers, it is only a weak indication that I give you of the improvement in the condition of former serfs. Mr. Gubonin, trustee of the cathe- azal of SS. Peter and Paul, where rest the remains of the czars, from Peter the Great down to the liberator, has recenly restored that cathedral at his own cost, and the expense was 500,000 rubles, He was a serf. Sheve- henko, the greatest writer of Little Rus- sin, was a serf. Jellabofl, the genius of terrorism, the leading spirit of the regi- cides, was a serf. A score of other ter- rorists who have died for the Russian republic were serfs. The word ‘‘master” is gone from the language of the freed serf. In the free movements and bold looks of the free serf you will casily read: *“l mm my own master. Don’t touch me!” What is to be done to save the country from the unemployed moujiks? Instead of forming useless and costly committees, the czar had better listen to the wise suggestions of the freod surfs themselves. They ask that the government land, stead of being granted to_courtiers, min- isters and generals, be sold at a low rate to the peasants, who are mow styled su perfluous, and could thus form indepen- dent village communes. They ask, also, that their farming implements and working cattle be no longer sold to pay the government taxes. These demands are wise, pure and moujik-like; but the czar will not endorse them, for by doing 50 he would sign his own abdication i favor of popular government. he will rule in his own fashion, at least until the superfluous millions of moujiks, instead of migrating to Sibevia, march upon his cavital - 21 DiasTATE, which is necossary to the diges- tion of farinaceous food, in lcking in toothless infants; hence the greatmortality where they are fod on the so-callod old-fashioned foods. "To meet this want in roaring hand-fod chil- dren, Mellin's Food has beon preparod, and is now thoroughly established as the best nutri- kuown. ment for infunts and invalids eve All druggists have it. | — Coleridge., This is the way the Buylir Fye treats Lord ~ Chief Justic Well, Lord Coleridge, chicf England, is hes his son Gil, e is Gilbert but we always call him Gil. They expect to be the guests of the Burlington bar or boat | elub, they haven't decided which, The aty come ashore in - Elbridge Gerry's yacht. Lord Coleridge is six feet old, about sixty yoars long, and shaves his face clean overy day, including the Sab- bath. - His baggage was passed ashore without oxamination, under the disguise of luggage, o name applied o it by him- self. He does net know much, He calls hlswalises “‘bags” and his trunks “hoxes,” and spoke of a baggage car as a “Juggage van,” He is not so mtelligent as he looks. He was nearly choked to death at lencheon, by sw ufl‘:cwjng a large H, which ha insisted on putting on hisoys ter, although he was told repestedly that it wasn't lem-tum to doso. On being #hown a dude heremarked that kecom tod several of them to the asyluw for life juat before leaving England. He had ane of tho best lay-outs for an extended lunch route ever organized on this conti- neut, the banquets being located all the way from New York to Oregon, both in Canada and the United States. Hie ludship was vory much surpeised on learning that the marquis of Lorne was not governor of the United States, “Had we no governor, then? asked. “Oh, yes," we said, “And who was governor if the marquis, wus notf” And we told him, Ben Butler, He was just about the governorest governor that ever governed, we said. And lhis ludship was pleased, and he said he had never met Governor Butler, but had read his “Analogy” and **Life of Hudibras,"” He said he had a lotter of introduction Greeloy gt repouter on some nowspaper he undeastood. After luncheon his ludship called a cab and or- dered the driver to take him to Kansa and was greatly disconcerted on bei told that the cabs only ran as far as the Grand Central depot, and that Kansas was at least 35 miles out of the city, expects to remain in this country weeks, Ho would return to England to- | morrow, but will be detained somewhat | longer, collecting material for a history | of the United States, which he is going to justice of ompunied by this patriarchal government does nothing | | DO NOTISTORM THE SYSTEM, WITH VIOLENT CATHARTICS THAT RACK AND | TEAR AND WEAKEN THE UNFORTNUATE IN | VALIS, BUT TONE THE STOMACH, RELIEVE BOWELS REGULATETHE LIVER AND RE THE NERVES WITIE TARRANT'S EFFERVES- | CENT SELTZER APERIENT WHEN THE FIRST SYMPTOMS OF ILLNESS APPEAR. A MORE DE. | LIGITFUL EFFERVESCENT DRAUGHT 18 NOT T0 BE FOUND, AND A MORE POTENT REMEDY FOR DYSPEPSIA, BILIOUSNESS CONSTIPATION, NERVOUS HEADACHE, COLIC AND G ERAL DEBILITY, DOES NOT EXIST. SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS, “Who held the pass of the Thermopylae sgainst the Persian host!” demanded the teacher. And the editor's boy at the foot of [the class wpoke up and waid: *‘Father, T reckon, He holds an_annual pass on every road in the country that runs o passenger train, " — SCROFULA. A medieme that destroy the germs of Serofula and has the power tor it out is appreciated by the af- tlicted. The remarkable cures of men,wo- men and children as deseribed by testi- monials, prove Hood’s Sarsaparilla a reli- able medicine containing remedial agents which eradicato Scrofula from the blood. 100 doses £1.00. Sold by all dealers, C. 1. Hood & Co. Lowoll Mass, e terials shot of two colors are very fash, uble, as well in cottons and woolens as in Bosides being shot, they are often od, dotted or brooaded with “patterns in chouilo or velvet, if silk; or printed merely, if cotton or wool. | ——— Hear Him. ST feel new. 1 was afflictod with sick head- ache and general debility, but Bundock Ltood Bit ters brought about an immediate improvement m dth. consider th icine_in the market. in my goneral hes the Dest family 1 Adolph Lalloz, Buf Drosses of either silk or satin are growing beautifully less in numbers upon the prose: nade, and in their place are seen the more ap- proprinte and sensiblo costumes of serge, che viot, tweod, cashunere, and cloth— the' tailor- made miits forming by far the leading styles. North ¥ ple Bxpeditions, Prize fights, lotteries, walking matches, and balloon ascensions are usually humbugs of the worst sort. Dr. Thomas’ Eelectric Oil is not a sumbug, It i o quick curo for aches and praius, and ix just as good for a lameness, ol UL Now kerchiofs for the neck, with mouchoirs to correspond, are made of pale yellow wash- ing wilk, embroidered in t colors in do- signs of bees, humming-birds, roses and buds and large butterflios with brilliant col- ored wings. ——— Don't be Faint-Hearted. If you ave in trouble look up, hold on, give the blues good by, If you are in pain, kave a Tameness, have an ache of any kind, go to the druggist and ask bhim for Zhomas’ Eclectric Oit. Tt will do you good overy time. jood & Shirt-tail Bend, Whisky Flat, Puppytown, Wild Yankee Ranch, Sauaw Flat, Rawhide tanch, Loafer's Ravine, Squitch Gulch, Toe- nail Links, are a fow of the names of places in Butte county, Cal. Horsford's Acid Phosphate, Tonic for Overworked Men. Dr. J. C. Wilson Philadelphia, Pa., says: “'I have used it as a general toni and in particular in the debility and dyspepsia of overworked men, with sat- isfactory results.” A Boston speaker who alluded to his candi- date as “the war horse that snuffed the battle from afar,” climbed up to the composition room with a club after reading it in the paper an “‘the ward boss that snatched the bottle from the bar,” 18 UIIFAILIHQ‘ \ SWMMNAW INFALLIBLE @ l'.‘plll:;+t‘:xl«n'm. P‘F:va INE Spasm, Falling Bickness, Convul- slons, 8t. Vitus Dance, Alcoholism, Oplum Eating, Seminal Weakncss, Im- potency, Syphilis, Scrofula, and all ~ Nervous and Blood Diseases, £3™To Clergymen, Lawyers, Literary Men, Merchants, Baikers, Ladics and all whose sedentary employment causes Nervous Pros- tration, frregularities of the blood, stomach, bowels' or kidneys, or who requlre a nerv wonderful 1I’""igor- MG e o sinmp ‘18’ Authorized by th toni, appetizer or stiulent, Samarian Ner- ant that cver sustain- A regular griduate in DR, HENDERSON, | e "ot Chronic, Nervousand P vine Is invaluable. proclaim it the mast ed a sinking system, ‘DEBHE, $1.50, at Druggists. The DR. S. A. RICHMOND, MEDICAL C0., Solo Pro-| onqumon.l rrtors. St. 1oseph, M. medicine. Over sixtoen 800 and 608 Wyandotte St.” I_\mnru'plm'.h'n twelve In KANSAB CITY, MO, | Chicago. state to trea ivate b3 4 ete.” Cures guarante low. Thousa clnos furnish w went pealod UM £ MACHINERY | A FULL LINE-CONBISTING OF Presses, DOUBLE CYLINDER SCRAPERS AND HORSE POWERS To Match. The Best in the Market Manutactured by ©.D. COLTON & CO., Gulesburg, 1 write, &@rsend tor Cirowlar wad Price List KIRKWOOD. This is a new and beantiful addition to the city of Omaha, situated , in the north part of the city, fronting en Sherman avenue, and is the most desirable loeation, for residences, that has been placed on the mar- ket for years, BEDFORD & SOUER. Kirkwood., This Fropvr(v i which wil KIRKWOOD Fronting 700 feet on Sherman Avenue. to be desirable and will be rapidly taken up and improved. climb, no ravines to_cross, in_getting to KIRKWOOD addition. divided into regular size city lots and aere lots be sold at reasonable prices and on easy terms. BEDFORD & SOUER. This property cannot fail No hills to Re- member, when you buy a lot in this addition, you will not have to pay an amount equal to first price to grade your lot before building. Kirkwood. Street cars will be run te this addition at an early day. These lots will double in value in 12 months. wmake selections early. Call at_our office and see plat and BEDFORD & SOUER. KIRKWOOD. Klegant Building Sites and at half the price of any other lots in the city of equal distance and location, on the best street in the city. BEDFORD & SOUER, 14th Street, bet. Farnam and Douglas. Improved Property. 6 §3,600—12 roomn house, cor. 13th and California streots, 8 closets, cellar, city water, outhouses, ete. 7 $2,700—0 room house on N. 13th street, closots, collar, cistern, well, ete. BAvEORD & HoukR. 12 §2,00—Good ix room house on Davonport, bet. 241 and 24th, two story, © osets, pantry, cellr, aistern, woll, fruit and shrubbery, stable and outhouses. 16 83 100 - Full size lot on MoCandlish place, with two framo cottages, one 5 room, ono 3 roum. For nale or exchange. 42,100 ~Good two and & half acre lot with five 100m oottage, brick cellar, well, fruit tros, ote. One of the beat three story brick business houses on Furnam stroot. Torms private. £3,200—New 7 room house on N. 18th stroct. All modern improvements. Good Tncation, Cheap, 10 46,300 —Now two story house, Quoen Ann_stylo. All modern lmproveuients, clty water, lot 100x 100, 2T full 1ots St. Mary's avenuo and 20th, with 8 houses. Will bo first class business property. Termn easy. 24 §4,760 Lot 66306, witl, two houses. Cheap. 80 $2,600—Two housew In Nelson's wddition, on Cen- street. Outnouscs, cistern, fruit trees, ete. 32 Business house on Douglas street, bet. 14th aud 16th ‘el oasY. 84 New 8 room houseon Chicago. bet. 2ithand 256th. Allimprovement, 86 Two new houses, one six and orhier 8 o First-class and medern improvements, T Easy. 36 82,700 Lot 100x142, 10 17 18 olloge Streot, Redick's wubdivision, new 5 room house. Well inproved. 600 - Lot 50x150, Convent streot, 8 room cot y largo basemcnt suitable for rooms, barn, house, Thomell's addition barn, ny good Improvorsents, 300 cash, loni tine. oci howse on Davenport, bet, 16th " il 178h, 45 Lot 176x600 on Shorman, Irgo house, harmn an other mproyements, without ‘improve- ments is worth the monoy we ask for it. 47 Two now houscw and two full size lota on Park woenue, ot and cold wator, and all modern firet cluss fmprovements, Houses woull cost what wo ask for whole. Extra good bargain. 0 Lot B2x 160 cor. 17th and Conter, house o, barn, wator, troes, outbuildingu. 000—Five room house, 1ita bet. California & Webstor, Torms eany, Nice property, 50 81,500- Lot 0, blck ¥, Shinu's 50 wldition, il a half story house, Ty rinm eusy. 5,000--Good 7 room house on Sheriuan. Modern blo, well, cintern, A bargain, , ono B room and one 6 room wo, 1iew, 6 blocks (rom the opera house. Very One 0~ Splendid lot on Dods e, near 11th, ¢ 63 94,000 Large house and small cottage. eap Excol lent location, full size lot, Davenport, near 19th. odern 85 84,000 Lot 0x260, g00d 0 roomn houke, nprovements, near business, on Sherman Two full lota, with two g hicago. (Will y 92 81,600-"Two lots, 120x140, with house stable ete. Barker's wub-oivision. 600 Lot and & half, good house, Redick's sub- division, (corner.) 96 Lok with 7 room houve, Chicago, bet. 19t wud 101 1,600 Lot aud 6 room 'house, Morbach's ad Sion, well, eistern, ete. Everything in good r r. 102 % Lot and 4 room house, lzard, ber, 16th and 178k, Unimproved Property- FOR SALE BY_ [BEDFORD§& SOUER.. No. 2 $1,000—Lot 60x127, Indiana and Division. 8 §700 each—Two lots 60x132 each, on 11th. Chesp, and 2 lots 003182 cach on 10th. 11 8200 each—7 lota In Yates & Reod's addition, 28 §7,200—12 full size lots, Hanscom Place, one block west of Park avenue, £560 each—Two lots on Park avenue. Bargains, Business lots on Dodge, between 11th and 12th. 81 $400 Lot in Shinn's addition, on Seward stroet. 53 §3,00—Full lot, Reed's1st addition, on 26th and Chicago. 46 $6,00—§ix good lota In Hauscom Place. Bar- 54 ¥3,000- Lot 60x120, on Farnam, near 20th, Ver choap, 56 §226-—-Good lot in Lowe's addition. Cash. 50 Four acres in West Omaha. 00 $650-Lot in Isaace & Selden's addition, 86 'Two lots 14th and Leavenworth, (business lota.) 7 8525 Lot 12, Allen's sub-division 61x110. A bar- 68 $176—Lot 4, block T, Lawe's 1st addition. Good Toeation. 00 $1,600-— Fine lot, R dick’s addition, Park ave: B4 240062 foct of block M, Shinu's addition. Fine view, Lot 44x000n 10th, Business property, orth twice the price asked. it 04 83,600 Full size graded lot on Chicago, ;bet. 13th and 14th 99 §500—Go , high location, south 10th. 100 §0,000—33x152 on 10th, bet. 'Harnoy and How- aud. 108 §760 eachTwo extra good ot in Hanssom wld Cood high location, Bargains in Farms & Lands No. 10 827 per acro 100 acre improved farm, near Cres- lowa, 10 acres woodland, 46 acres corn, 26 neres T Cloves 18 84,000 s 34 of a 1 Omaha, two houses, two barns, ril, two wells, 500 Will se 1 or oxc 5, 800 grapo vines. 14 57,000 200 acros, acres in culth Tous 61 $960 niles from Bur. Will exchange 56 th best stocke ri of deeded land. # unlos from Waterloo, Part' in_cultivation, balance 1 oo land. Wil sell or will arrange il for co-partnership, or will con- 70 to 82--10,000 acres in Merrick county. Goods Il able land, and will be sold from $6 o §9 per acre. K9 §7 per acre ~Will buy 160 acres in Cedar Co, 90 816, per acre ~520 ucrea 2 niles from Hamburg owis. 07 §15. per acro—Lmproved near Logan lowa. 104 Beveral hundrud acres in Caming Co. Neb. 106 Six thousand acros in Stanton Co. Neb. 107 $10' per acre—2200 acres timbered land in Ray Co,, Mo. three small farms on tais land, baiancel Koud cottonwood timber, which will more than. y far {nvestment. For salo or exchange iaha property. £ Call and examine other property not isted. BEDFORD & SOUER, 218 8. 14th. bet. Faruam and Douglas