Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, August 24, 1883, Page 2

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Commended by all Physicians n all climates. Sold h*n" druggists. 76 conts. for the pamphlet. . METCALF & CO., ‘motakth 0t 41 Contral Wharf, Boston, Mass. & NOTED BUT UNTITLED WOMAR {rrom the Boson Globe) The above s g00d Ifkeness of Mra. Lytia B Piat m, of Lynn, Mass., who aboveall other human being 1y be truthfully called the “Dear Friend of Woman, wsome of ber correspondents love to call her. Sh smealously devoted to her work, which i the outeom 2 @ Ufestudy, and s obliged to keep eix Iad sistants, to help her anawer the largo correspondend ®uch dally puurs {n upon her, eash bearing ita spacis arden of mffering, or joy at release trom it He ‘sgotable Compound is a medicine for good and n¢ vl purposes. 1 have personally toveatigatad it an s mtistiod of the truth of this. 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Any advica required s to epecial cases, an a0 names of many who have boen rostored to partes salth by tho use of the Vegetablo Compound, can o tained Ly addresing Mrs P, with stamp for repls Ahor home in Lynn, Mass. For Kidney Complajnt of efther sex this compontsay wsurpassed as abundant testimonials show. “Mrv. Plokham's Liver Pills,” says ona writey, “az - the world for the cure uf Constipation 11 Torpldity of the lver. Her Miox < wondary in its special line and bids tas HpovLG 10 fts popularity, «t hor 14 an Angel of Marcy whose ah 11500d to othors, a ® EAL_ [STATE cexcy. & OFFEE BARGAINS IN Mrs AKLD. Business Property, Residence Property Suburban Property. IMPROVED ANDIUNIMPROVED Lands Near Omaha ! AND Farms in all Parts of Nebraska. WE'HAVE A RANCH OF 4,900 AcroeosiStoclked WHICH WE OFFER, AT A LOW PRICE WITH A Range of Several Thousand Acres BEDFORD & BOUER, 218 B, 14th Btroet. M THE DAILY BEE-~-FRUDAY, AUGUS 24, 1883. A DUSKY DOUBLET. Mimmie, the Ot Maiten, Marrys Clavo, 4 Young Warrior of Her Trik, The Ceremony Takes Place at the Denver Exposition Grounds, Denver Tribune, Aug. 10th. Yesterday evening Minnie, the bello of the Ute camp, was married to Chavo, a prepossessing young buck, to whom she became attached since her connection with the Exposition party. The mar- riage ceremony was performed in the Ute rite, THE BRIDE AND THE GROOM. For several days the managers had been noticing something unusual in the actions of the high contracting parties, but it was not until yesterday, when informed by Chief Char they comprehended the situnt For a week the coquetry of n. the two had been fast and furious. When the sunlight of Minnie's radiantly red countenance first illuminated the dullness that prevailed in around the pavilions the bachelor attendants had some show. But, unfortunately for their rising hopes, the young warrior Chavo in the prido of an untutored ancestry crossed like a vision of glory between “them and the radiant object,of their ardent affection. Of all the gorgeous bicks he was the most gor- goous. With his expressive faco colored and dotted until it resembled the erup- tive culticle of a smallpox patient, his bare arms and legs and brawny chest scolloped and furbelowed with a prodi- gahity of cheap pant and the haute ton cut of his rather abreviated wardrobe he walked right away with the fascinated child of nature, despite her English train- ing in tho government school at Albu- querque. Miunie in a quict way is somewhat of a beauty. When in Chavo Minnio saw her “appreciator” xhe went for him with an alacrity that nearly upset the equilibrium of the Gunnison county thoroughbred. The coving and billing of the two was in- teresting. They shared their popeorn and he divided with her the nickels his skill had won at target practice. The affair wus 8o apparently mutual that Chavo's disconsolate rivals took a back seat and awaited the denoument with mingled chagrin and interest. It came. AFTER THE WOOING, “Minnie and Chav, want to Mally, said Chief Charlio, in introducing thi delicate subject to the secretary; heap big Injun and she heap = squaw.” “*All right,” said Mr. Wilson; “I'll get the preacher and we'll give 'em a send- off.” “Ingun want no preacher; Injun want to mally in Injun like Ute fathers. Mally quick; right away. Come.” And everybody went. Crowded in the tepee wore about twen- ty-five persons The blushing bride, in a brilliant dress cut en train, stood by the side of the young warrior, who had chang- ed his attive from one of warfare to that of mourning. Ranged on each side of the tent were the braves, sixteen innum- ber, in (ull paint and feather, each with o' plug hat, the gift of the exposition man- dgement, Chicf Charlie directed the ceremonier. In a few words he announ- ced in Ute that the father and mother of the bride had selected Chavo for a hus- band and that Chavo wanted Minnie t+ darn his socks, sew on his buttons and do such other duties incumbent upon the squaw of 80 high and _mighty a warrior. Turning tothe brideand groom heasked the utusl questions, They replied in Ute wheroupon the chief stapped aside. THE MARRIAGE CKREMONY, Secretary Wilson, with hat in hand, and leading the blushing maid: od within the circle. As he di chief beckoned to Chavo and his side of the procession moved in this order: The groom, attended by Tho Tribune, who stood as best man, Thomas J. Birchfield, assistant agent at, Ouray, with the bride's mother on his arm, and Herman Leu- ders, special agent of the interior depart- ment, who, ¢lad in a swallow-tail, made himsel vseful as usher. Tho high contracting parties then seat- od themselves in the straw in the middle of the tent, while around them squatted the braves, Mus, So-no-winch, mother of the interesting pappoose, placed around the bride's neck an amulet tied with deer sinew and then the 10Ny was com- plete. At another signal-from tho chief the braves began to chant, rising in the vocal key, louder and louder, until the dirge grow wild aund wierd, broaking forth in & harmony of sounds that defied all musical seoring. From grave to gay the gl'uu’lx‘ had passed with but little in- terim. The assemblage by this time was motamorphosed 8o that tho sceno was wild and boyond description, All at onco the commotion ceased so sudden as to startlo tho guests. Exhausted the braves mnk to’the ground and the warrior and his newly made wife passed out from among tho group, he disappearing first through the lodge entrance and she fol- o s T 01 a et fao picturesque and strange was now over, and the guests fol- lowed Chavo and his bride, glad once more to breathe pure air, VISITING THE PHOTOGRAPHERS, After the marriage the whole band took the next train to the city, where their pictures were taken. Minnie accompa- nied them, but not with her husband She was nothing but a squaw, and realiz- ing her position she strolled about behind the braves as meek as the traditional lamb that followed Mary. While at school at Albuquerque she gave evidence of & naturally quick mind, and had she been 80 inclined could have staid and eventually become a valuable accession to the government corps of teachers, She preferred the wild life of her people, and to this she was wedded, leaving behind heras souvenirs the autographs, which she distributed with such a prodigal hand among her pale-face admirers at the Ex- position, Y Be merciful to dumb animals, says Josh Billings. No man can get to heaven on a sore-backed horse, when he knows one application of St. Jacobs Oil will cure 1t, ———— e Henry Olay's Way of i Cor. New York Timos. hing. Brixk Poxn, Pike County, Pa., Aug. || ust B.-Fifty years ago o man named Johnson Wells turned six live pickerel into Brink Pond, which is one of the Iargest of the hal' a hundredJakes which lie high among the mountains of this wild region. - He brought them in a hogshead of water from Culver's Pond, \ | Sussex county, N. J.., adistance of th wiles, with great difficulty, the six being the sole survivors out of thirty pickerel with which he started, ulver's lake had been stocked with pickerel a few years before by the 4 ;ihoin( of two of the fish in its water, two were brought all the way frowm Oneida Lake by an Indian whose ancestors ' for it, and he sells 1t very dear to others.’ had roamed through the Delaware Valley before the white settlers preempted it. When Johngon Wells turned the six offspring of the two original Oneida Lake pickerel into Brink Pond thero was not another fish of the ki county. There trout, howeves trout of immense rize, In a few y Brink Pond was swarming with the descendants of the six, but the trout had disappeared. TALK WITH AN OLD RESIDENTER. and One day in July, not _long after the " fourth, I was at the Fally tavern wh one of the west-bound coaches drove v A spare, peculiar looking man alighted and told the land lord he intended to re main a day was to eat some of the trout he had heard 8o much about, and to see them caught, in any lake in the ears or 8o, and his main _object ‘T wm afraid that is true,’ said the old negro,” That is how empires are founded — by fear, and Stanley has only followed the examples of histol —— *Among the most efficacious of reme- dial agents are the medical preparations from the laboratory of Mrs, Lydia E. Pinkham, Lynn, Masa, NELICS OF GIRARD, A College IRoon Devoted to His Old Clothes, Books and Fur- niture, Philadelphia Record. ““What part of the college seems to in- i i terest strangers the most (" said one ef 08 he was no_fisherman_himself. This u e e iy 5 was toward night fall, he landiord en- il ]:l'vh“r'.-k..fi‘.’.'{.".,rfl it '.'.5::-mlx..;x"lllfi.'k"1,’,~”;' gaged mo to show tho stranger the eoun, | Jig 1 "ol ®f “tancy that the relic- try. th’u next morning, and the stranger insis- tek on rowing the boat from point to point while I fished. He enj immensely, and would become very much excited when I hooked an unusual- ly big fish. Finally right even by that big rock yonder, where the water boils up cold and clear, 1had a strike that told me plain enough that the fish was a monster. I hooked him well, and when he gave a leap from the water he turned a side voward me that was broader than any I had ever seen on_any trout befo My companion was wild, and T had all I could do to keep him_from upsctting the boat. By hard and careful work I got the fish pretty well tired out, but when I pulled him close to the boat he began to show fight again. Whilo 1 was playing him again the stranger could no longer contain himself,but seized one of the oars, just as I had tho fish_ready to draw into the boat, and before I divined his inten- tions, he struck the trouta blow over the head that put all further danger of itses- cape out of the question, I lifted it in the boat and, notwithstanding the apolo- gies of the stranger, 1 could not but feel put out at his interference, as it was rather a reflection on my skill. T quit fishing and wo returned to the tavern. The trout weighed over six pounds, and the stranger had 1t cooked for his supper and compelled me to share it with him, He went on his way next day, and I never knew who he was until a weck afterward. Then I got a letter with a ton-dollar bill in it, and found out that I had been fishing with Henry Clay! Although I was then and am now the stiffest- kind of a Jackson Democrat, [ laid that letter away with considerable pride, but it got burned up finally through an accident., That same year Johnson Wells put the pickerel in this pond, and in threo or four years they had all the ponds stocked with them, and in less than ten years there wasn't a trout left in a single one of them.” e — Hood's Sarsaparilla is an extract of the best remedies of the vegetable kingdom known as Alteratives, and Blood-Puri- tiers. e —— STANLEY L, KING OF CONGO. An African Dynasty With an Ameri- can Monarch — Example Fol- lowed in Empire. ‘ounding an Chicago Times. According to telegraphic dispatches and other information Mr. Stanley is dis. posed to act on his own account on the bunks of the Congo. The ex-reporter of The New York Herald aspires to found a dynasty. The idea is not quite imprac- ticable, and we feel a certain satigfaction in seeing a former journalist tuke up the scepter. Thrones have been occu- pied by sous of advocates and inn-keep- ers, like Bernadotte and Murat; by former sub-lieutenants like Bonaparte; hyflw“y bourgeois like his brotheis: but 80 far we huve never scen a newspaper rtor, It was reserved for the nine- h century to show the press us be- coming a nursery of kings. From the day on which the Sacred college should have proclaimed popes some Don Mar- gotts, -journalism, which it has been the Wo came to this very Brink Pond | ed the sport room attracts as much attention as any | other feature of the institution, and the yeople that T conduct about the buildings inger Jonger in that apartment thanany- where else,” The room in question is a fino larg one, in the upper part of the main col lego building, and in common with all | others in the structure is paved with marble. It is about forty feet square, and three of its sides are fenced oif’ with | a high iron-work railing, behind which is stored the miscellaneous collection of hou hold goods, oraments, mercantile ac- counts, and other objects that once be longed to the great philanthropist who | founded the college. Here may be seen half a dozen wagon loads of extremely di- lapidated furniture, so worn out and use- lens that the whole lot, were it not forits | historical value, would not bring enough at auction to pay for hauling it away. The chairs and sofas arc almost denuded | |of covering, and the peculiar, narrow, marble topped dining table upon- which Girard used to have his meals served has sutfered greatly from the attacks of relic | hunters, whose vandalism is shown by the many missing bits of inlaid stone that have been carried away. It is for this reason that the iron railing has been ercoted. The most prominent object in the room is the old-fashioned gig in which Girard once rede about the city, it being the self-same vehicle from which he was violently thrown upon one occasion. In a large glass fronted case at the back of the room may seen, shelf upon shelf, the clothing once worn by Girard, all of it in as remarkable a state of disrepair as i8 the furniture outside; for the old gen- tleman was far from being a dude in his time. One coat is pointed out to visitors that did steady duty for upward of fifteen years, a fact that speaks well for Girard's personal economy and disdain for fashion I'he old gentleman’s habits, in this di tion must, however, have been consid- ered a trifle rough by his tailor. On the walls hang a number of pictures and mir- rors, all of a date long since gone by, among the former being the portraits of several Chinese merchants with whom Girard carried on business. There is considerable space taken up with other relics of Girard’s wonderfully successful mercantile caveer, and a huge pile of chests stored in oue corner con- tan the business letters and ship ac- counts, covering & great many years of his business Life. A large collection of account books, ledgers, journals and other mercantile literature is also pre- served, and occupies a prominent posi- tion in the room. Thefe and scores of other interesting objects, such as thefam- | ily crochery, nd bric-a-brac, are scattered about the room. AR | Instantly itel | | | | ed. Mra. Ann Lacour of New Orleans, La., writesi—] hi® 3 gon who hus been sick for two years; he has heen uttendéd by our leading hysiciuns hutall to no purpose. This morning he Tuwd his usual spe P 1zhing, und wus 5o ted in consequen that death inminent, We had in the house u . WM. HALL'S BALSAM for purchased by my husbaud, who our udvertisement yesterday, © We | istered iv accordiig to directions aud he wus iustatly relieved. e SHERMAN AND MATTHEWS, Sketchof the Two Ohio Senators in buttle of the LUN fashion to call the fourth power rench's “Yon Years About in the state, will rise two steps the Senate.” in the ladder and will become the —_— second power. In the meantime Stanley is actively employing the money of geog- raphers to purchase his crown, Neither does that canse us any vexation, for the misadventures of geographical societies do not affeot us beyond measure. If we are to believe telegrams from Amster- dam, Stanloy is signing treaties with the petty kings on both banks of the Coungo. At least ho signs thew; as for the Afri monarchs, as they never learned to write, they make a mark at the bottom ef the hment. We must acknowledge that ley 1. is acting very correctly from a diplomiatic point of view; his treativs arc drawn up in French, which, as is well known, is the diplomatic language, and are countersigned by his licutenant, named Walk, who probably exercises the functions of keeper of the seals on the banks of the Congo. One of these treaties, that passed with King Jongo de Selo, recognizes the sovereignty of the Comite d'Ktules du Haut Congo; that is to say, with Stanley. After that promising commences the treaty stipulates a series of privileges to M. Stanley and the committee. (1) The right to trade and reside in tie country, (2) Obligation to furnish laborers, etc In return for which Mr. Stanley and the committes engage to pay to Jongo and his descendants an annual pension of two A similar treaty was picces of cloth. passed with the king, or a king, of Many.- anga, Oue of Mr. Stanley’s aida.d- camp was thus able to say, with a little “Wo are now adaptation of the facts: masters of all the country between Mauy- angs and Stapley pool.” Th the ones alluded to in dispatch to Lis- bon, which states that they have caused some surprise, as Stanloy reprsunts n constituted government. Stanley doed, only the representative of an int; national geographical association, but it was probubly for that reason, and to meet rejoctions, that he hastened to form a government of his own, As chief of his own government ho can make annex- ations, and lateron he will get his gov- arnment and his aun xatisns recognized It is said, besides, that tho new king has no idea of making his subjects happy in the usual munuer—that is to say, by granting them constitutional lib- | erties, As a former journalist, he knows what these ave worth, and fecls,no doubt, o certain conteinpt for the liberties of the people he defended when he was o pare of the people himself. A lotter we have before us says, in fact: **Stanley is of a passionate and violent disposition, accus- tomed to command despotically,and treats the natives of the upper Congo as wild beasts, His Zanzibarians, besides, are armed with breech-loaders, which have a most persuasive power, aud he exerciscs the right he claims with most revolting brutality, *Why, an old negro chief was asked, ‘did you sell your territory to Stanley?! He gave you scarcely anything AR T T ® were The following paragraphs about Sena- tor Sherman and Justice Stanley M thews, are from the lecture of ex-Ser- gean arms French, ““Ten Years About the Senate:"” Wiien Sherman, at this period, on his second term in the senate, but still a young man, of the old Shermun blood, tall, fair-complexioned, plain, hon- est man, not an orator, but satrong and fluent in debate; patient of details, labo- rious in investigation, persistent in pur- pose, conciliatory in temper, und alwuys keeping himself well in hand; he speaks rapidly but smoothly, making 1o ofturt at display, aiming only to produce convic- tion by cleur statement of facts and argu- ment, He is eninently a practical man, w senator who gives close attention to the business interests of the country;straight- forward in lus ways aud full of political sagacity. Stauley Matthews was in the prine of his years, and a fine specimen of physical and mental health, of sound education, well read in-both literature and law, es. pecially conversant with both English and American political history, and down to the war most of the years of his manhood were spent with distinguished konor in the ofticial discharge of political and ju- dicial duties, A gallant oflicer in the war, in all his public life he had shown rare independence, and a sincere devotion t his own convistions of right. He came 10 the senate well educated for its duties, and at once tovk a proud rank asa learned and sagacious logislator, a debater of rare strength, and, notwithstanding the fulse hoods of a section of the press, a senator of unimpeachable integrity. There are several of the speeches of +|Judge Matthews, during his short two years in the senate, which will rank with the historic speeches of that forum. Cwenty-soven yeurs wgo Saknon P, Chuse, no mean suthority in such matters, re- marked that he knew of no young isn then in political lifo of greater promise than Stanley Matthews, and that high promise he has well fuliilled. Disoase, Propensity sud Passion, brings Mankiud humborloss allmeuts, foremost amou thow are Nervousness, Ne unustural Allen's Brain F these troubles and former vigor, $1 mocracy of the roers Are Dirs stisticd With Kentucky. Toledo Blade, Coxrenerir X Roaps (wich is in the State uv Kentucky), August 10, 1883. — There is widespread dissatisfackshen among the Dimocrisy uv the Corners, and 1 confess to sharin in it myself, 1| dvop, we heerd that Dorsey, in 1880, hed gone into Injeany with §400,000 and bought up Dimycrats at even the ridicklus price uv 82 a head, the iron fost vnh-ru(‘ our sole. Nobody comes to Kentucky cor- ruptly buyis uv us up, becog we are countid on ez entirely shoor anyhow. 1 hev notist in politix that the man wich wuz bought up wuz alluz them wich was unsartin, The stiddy voter, the man wich kin alluz be depended onto, gits no crums. Them is throwed to the doubtful fellers, wich joodishtaly hold off till they find wich way their interest lies. Them are allux the ones wich are seen. The trouble was intenistied when we heerd that Jedge Hoadly, uv Ohio, paid £50,000 for delegates to seekoor the nom- inashen, 850,0001 Deckin Pongram drawd a long sigh, sayin that it wuz the one regret uv his life that he wuz not a Ohioan. 50,0001 That money joodish- usly and ekitably dividid, woold make a man comfortable, in a state wher the best uv likker is only 10 conts per single drink, and proporshunately low by the quart. Issaker Gavitt sed he hed borne the heat and burden uv the day for yeers, but he hed never hed.a chance to be corrupt- ly bot up. It wuz a burnin shame. Kernel M'Pelter sed lie hed never resceved any- thing ceptin an occashunal invitashen to take suthin, wich, however, convenyent it mite be at the time, cood not be de- pendid onto ez a reliance. Bascom remarkt that it wood be better of we had a republickin_ party in Ken- | tucky, 8o ez to stir the dimekratic lead- ers up to the expenditoor uy suthin jist afore convenshuns and eleckshuns. He hed a brother in the ’sloon biznis at Pe- terville in Ohio wich alluz calkilated on hevin a hundred or two dollars every fall from the dimekratic candidates to yoose in joodishus treetin, and his place wus a good deel more a part uv the dime- kratic organizashen than the noosepapers. The heft uv the dimocrisy uv that seck- shun didn't understand noosepapers, but every man uy em cood realize what a three-fingered drink uv noo whisky meant. That langwage they all under- stood. I sympathise with em fully. Wat the dimocrasy uv the Corners wants is more Dorseys ameng the republiking and more Hoadiys among theglimekrats. Wat we need is a min wich Wants to be governor wich will cum up like a man, with his pockets full uy money and say to a dele- gation: “‘Here, I want to be governor. T hev £60,000 about my person, wich yoo are welcome to. Durbin Ward wants to be governor, too, Very good; he hezthe rite to run. But hez he $50,000. How much kin he pay yoo for yoor votes? Nothing? Well, then, wat good is he to yoo? Here's the boodle.” And then we shood take his 850,000, and nominate him, That symplities all polytix. That makes the dooty uv the average dimekrat so cleer that he who runs may reed—the figwers on a bank note. 1t does the proper thing for everybody. Jedge Hoadly wants to be governor—he gits it—we want $10 bills, and we get em. And ez the man wich buys his nominashen in this way gineral- ly intends to make it up out uv his offis, after Le is electid, ther cums subsequent divvys wich gives usa comfortable sub- sistence and makes things easy all around. 5 The dimocrisy uv Kentucky, hungerin’ and thirstin’ especially thirstin’, demand in thunder toncs that they must be cor- rutly bot up. The dimocrisy uy Kentucky want to know who is the fucher Dx ys and Hondlys,and do theymean bizuis in Keu- tucky? The dimacrisy uv Kentucky want to know ef they ain't wuth ez much, per head, ez the dimocrisy uy Ohio aud Inje- any. 1 think we shel encurridge the org: zashen uva republican party in Ken- tucky so ez to git close enuff to make a Dimekrat’s vote wuth suthin, The Dim- ocrisy uv Inje nd Ohio hev the bul, ontous. They git actooal cash for the ther votes, commensin’ with the conven- shuns, ez de and endin’ with ther votes at the poles. That is becoz ther ez opposishen to the dimocrisy in them states. We langish on okkashenel drinks, and now and then a loan from a candi dute wich wants a little bigger majority than anyone else. The dimocrisy uv Kentucky wich fur- nishes the votes will never be happy till the republikins git show enuft in the state to send Dorseys down here to cor- ruptly buy us up at so_much a head, and the dimocrats git Hoadlys enuft to spend £50,000 for a nominashen. Then the rank and file uv the dimocrisy will hev money in their breeches jist the same cz they do in Obio and Injeany, aud the sloon biznis will be put upon a cash basis. We shel at wunst permit the organza- shen uv a republikin party at the Cor- ners, allowinit to git jist large enuff to be dun,erous and not large enuff to con- trole Then Bascom will be better sat- istied, and wo shel all be happy. Perrorevm V. Naspy, (Statesman). —m— PFREAK OF A O Pennsylvanian Who Propos- es to Fly Through Space Sus- pended from the Handle ot an Umbrella, Bravrorp, Pa’, Aug. 20.—The Kinzua viaduct, eighteen miles from Bradford, on the line of the New York, Lake Eric & Western railroad, is the highest bridge m the world. The s ture, which it entively of iron, is 2,002 feet long, and the hight of the rail above the bed of the streamn, whigh looks like a silver thread below, is 301 feet. A drug clerk in this city, Julius Behling, is making a series of experiments, which, if successfully car- ried out, will certainly give him a nich in the temple of fame, Mr. Behling pro cured a strong umbrella with bamboo s, and one night in July mounted the vail of @ bridge, and opening his um brella, stepped off into space, The dis- tance was fifteen feet. Ho went down easilly and landed in about three fee! of water, Ho then made up his mind to startle the world by jumping off the great Kinzua viaduct. On Wednesday last he went to the bridge with an excursios party, and, stationing himself at the lugln st point on the structure, trémbling ly opened & cotton umbprlla and lot it It did not capsize, but when half way down it started off it a southerly course, and was soon lost sight in the dense forest which skirts th valley. The next day Behling robbea his neighbor of a tom cat, which he care fully stowsd away in a bag and took t the big bridge. The cat festoned t the handle of o strong umbrella and was sent on a trip from the top of the bridge The weight of the animal acted as a bal ance and it and the umbrells went down slowly and landed without injury. Mr Behling proposes to cunstruct a large and extra strong umbrella, and unless the authorities prevent will go to the top of the big bridge, open the umbrella and ‘When ' jump off, FURNITURE! One More Special Sale And the Last for This Year. Until September Lst, we will offar some Special Goods in all Depart- ments of our business at Great y Reduced Prices, to Cluse Out. No such BAR jo|vs h.ve ¢ver before been Uffered in a Genercl Line of FURNIT. RZ. {Passeuger Elevator To All Floors. CHAS. SHIVERICK, 1206, 1°08, 1210 Str. et, Omaha, Farnham MANUFACTURER OF Galvanized IronComnices, Window Skvhichts ko™ Thirteenth Street Ne Ceps Fintals ‘BURLINGTON }OUTE" Elegant Day Coaches, Parlor Cars, with Reclin ¢ Chairs (seats free), Smoking Cars. with Re volving Chairs, Pullman Palace Sleepinz Cars and lthe famous C. B. & Q. Dininis + ars run daily to and om Chicago & Kansas City, Chicago & ( ouncil uffs, Chicago & Des Mowes. Clicago, St. Jo- | Chai 'ph. "Atchison & Topeka _Oniy through line be- ltween Chicago, Lincoln & Denver — Through cars| between Indianapolis & Council Bluffs via Peoria All connections “made in Union Depots. It 18 own as the great THROUGH CAR LINE. AND SOUTH. Bolid Trains of i’legant Day Coaches and Pull man Palace Sleeping Cars are run daily to and from 8¢ Louis, via Hanuibal, Quincy, Keok Burlington, Cedar Rapids and Albert Lea to St Paul and Minneapolis. Parlor Cars with Reclining irs to and from St Louis und Peorin and from St Louis and Ottumwa, Oulyon change of cars between St Louis anl De Moines, lowa, Lincoln, Nebraska, and Denver, Colorado. 1t 18 universally admitted to be the Finest Equipped Railroad In the World for all Classes of Travel. ELL, i J POTTER, 84 Vice-Pres't and Gen'l Manager PERCEVAL LO' n Pass. Ag't, Chicago.) o WITLSON’S Sl I noke Stacks, Breec) Build all kinds of Steam Boil plate-iron busi ess. Repairing don Done at Eastern Prices and Warranted ! ~ Works| NEBRASKA. hing Lard, Water and Oll Tankspand do a goners in City and Country. Al work Second-hand Boilers will be kept on hand. Having had many years exporiencein thetrade in difterent parts b of the country, Lam cons cor. 19th and PlerceStrects. nt I can give satistaction, having tho \.j', shop and to 15 in the State. Shop . M. WILSON Proprietor. Double and Single lct/'l;g Power and Hand PUMPS, STEAM PUMPS, Engine Trimmings, Mining Machinery, Stewm Packing at wholesale and rejail. AND SCHOOL BELLS, Corner 10th Farnam 'St., Omaha Neb Belting, Hose, Brass and Iron Fittinga HALLADAY WIND-MILLS, CHURCH MANUFACTURER OF OF STRICTLY FIRST-CLASS WM. SN Y DEK, B Carriaoes, Buoojes Roal Wazons | AND TWO WHEEL CARTS. 1810 and 1320 Hamey Street and 403 8. 18th Street, uitrated Catalogue furnished froe upon applicatian, } OMAHA, NEB FRESEH OYXYSTERS Booth’s ‘Oval’ Brand AND D. D. MALLORY & CO'8 “DIAMOND” BRAND, Frosh Fish at Wholesale. D. B. BEEMER, Omaha. T — L ERFECTION IN Heating and Baking Is only attained by using PCHARTER OAK * Stoves and Ranges, r"‘: “@ WITH WIRE GAUZE OVER DODRS For sale by . MILTON ROGERS% BONS, OMAHA- / § 1 1 ! |