Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, March 27, 1883, Page 3

e — ; ‘ “f e —————— I'HE DAILY BEE-TUESDAY MARGu 9 " J. A, WAKEFIELD, WHOLESALE AND RETAIL DEALEB IN I TV R R . Lath, Shingles, Pickets, 8ASH, DOORS, BLINOS, MOLDINGS, LIME, CEMER FLASTER, DTC. MWSTATE AGENS FOR MILWAUKER CEMENT COMPANY Near Union Pacific Devot OMAHA NB - MORGAN & CHAPMAN, WHOLESALE GROCER 1213 Farnam 8t.. Omaha. Nah BOLLN & SIEVERS, H, BOLLN & CO., 1509 Douglas Street, Cor, 16th and California St, OMAHA SEED DEPOTS. HENRY BOLLN &G0 Have brought to this city from the farme of Landredth & Son's, Philadelphia, and James M, Thur- burn & Co., New York, the largest stock of Gardea snd Field Seeds cver fmported before to this city, allcf which are guaranteed to be fresh and true to the nams, Prices will also be as low as any Responsible Dealer can Make, mar 16-e0d-tf HENRY BOLLN & CO. T. SINEHOIL.D, MANUFACTURER OF CALVANIZED IRON CORNIGES, Window Caps, Finials, Skylights, &c. THIRTEENTH STREET, - - - OMABA, NEB HENRY LEHMANN, JOBBER OF W ATLL m]?.A.PEB, WINDOW SHADES EASTERN PRICES DUPLIGATED. I8 FARNAM ST._ - - OMAHA Single Breech Loading Shot Guns, from $5 to $16.% Double Bregch Loading Shot Guns, from $18 to §76, Mugzzle Loading Shot Guns, From §6 to $25.% . Fishing Tackel, Base Balls and all kinds of Fancy Goods. Full Stock of Show Cases Always on hand, QMNQ\\;\T E Imorted and Key West Cigars a large line of Meerschaum and Wood Pipes and ev:irything re uired in a first-class Cigar, Tobacco and., Notion tore, Cigavs from $15 per 1.000 "pwards for Price List and S8amples PIANOS{ORGANS On Long Time---Small Payments AT MANUFACTURER'S PRICES. A. HOSPE, JR., 1519 Dodge, Omaha, W A D H, THE CONFEGTIONER All Goods Perfectly Pure. Largest assortment in town. WEHOLBSALE & RET.A L. FINEST FRENCH FRUIT GLACES. FINE CIGARS, Orders by l!a.il Salifiqitsd (Opera Hnu_s_m B_Iauk. }Sth St., W. F. CLARK, WALTL PAPHER, PAINTER, PAPER HANGER & DECORATOR Kalsomining, Glazing, AND WORK OF THIS CHARACTER WILL RECEIVE PROMPT ATTENTION. B. E. Cor, 16th "“i, Douglas Streets, . - Send OMAHA, J. O EARBACH PIONEBEXR BUCCY __AND__SPRING-WAGON __MANUFACTUREK, SEPROIAL ATITENTION FPAXD HORSE HOEING GENERAL BLACKSMITHING HELLO! HELLU! Mr. Spoopendyke’s Call by Telephone Upon a Business Friend Drake's Travelers' Mag “‘Now. my dear,” sald Mr. Spoopen- dyke, standing before the telephone and preparing to explaln {ts mysteries and advantages to his wife. ‘‘Now, my, dear, this is %‘oinz to prove the most convenlent thing wa ever had In house. When I want to talk to any one I just turn this crank and say ‘Hello, Hello,” and the yirl at the Central says ‘Hello, Hello," and I tell her who I want and she calls him up. Now I'll ask for Mr. Specklowottle,” and Mr. Spoopendyke turned the orank, utterly forgetting to press the batton that makes the connection, ““What does he say!’ asked Mrs, Spoopendyke, cocking her head to one side, as & woman always does when her husband s trying to listen, “‘Ho don't say anything yet,” growled Mr. Spoopendyke, ‘He ain’t llke you, He waits until he has got something important on his mind, and then he says it. Hello, hello!” JOHN SPOERL, FINEBOOT AND SHOE MAKER, 410 Tenth Street, Omaha, 01 Iythe beat stock used. Perfoct fitsa and satisfaction guaranteed LOUIS BRADFORD, DEALER IN LUMBER, SASH, DOORS,BLINDS Shingles, Lath, &c. LOW PRICES AND GOOD GRADES, Call and Get My Prices Befora Buying Elsewhera, YARDS COR, NINTH AND DOUGLAS. ALSO 7TH AND DOUGLAS, tu-th-sat roared Mr, Spoopendyke, glving tho crank a viclous twist and glaring into the nunclator with a vindletive look. Now you keep that mouth of yours tiod up or you're liable to lose It some A FORTUNE FOR A HORSE, Jerome Eddy Bought by H., C, Jewett for $26,000. Jercmo Eddy, received 2,16}, was sold at charges lost Thursday for $26, 000 cesh, tho largeat price ever paid for a trotting atallion, with the excep- tlon of that paid for Smuggler and Piedmont, The purchaser is Henry C. Jewett, who with his father owns a large stock farn at Auarora, N. ) Jerome Eddy is a bright bay horse fif. teen and one-half hand high, and was foaled in 1875, was bred by Dewey and Stewart at Owosso, Mich. and owned them up to the time of hia sile. In by the way of breeding Jerome Kddy Is striotly a Hambletonian, his sire, L\)Il'll Napoleon, belng a grandson of Rysdyk's Hambletonian, while his dam Faony Mapus is adaughter of Alexander Ab. dallah, also a son of Hambletonian, Mr. Dewey, who is a plain, farmer. like gentleman, was seen by a reporter to day. He confirmed the rumor that the horse had beon sold, *‘Tam sorry Mr. Jewett {s not golnf to trot him,” said Mr., Dowey, ‘‘for I regard it as a certainty that, barring accidents, he would at the ond of this season have the best stallion record, instead of the second best, as Is now the case.” v hen a horso Is sold for so large a " day!” with which doleful prognostica. tion Mr. Spoopendyke rattled away at the crank and awalted some signs of life at the other end. “I suppose it Is really that girl's fault,” murmured Mrs Spoopendyke, sniffing at the instrument as though she smelled the young lady from afar and found her no better than she ought to be. ‘‘I don't suppose she’s there at all More likely she's gad- ding around somewhere, ‘“‘What'd ye want to talk just then for?” howled Mr Spoopendyke, “'‘What's your measly object in break- ing out with the conversational small- pox at that particular juncture. Don't you know she was just begluning to talk, snd you made me lose her? 1 tell you one thing,” added Mr. Spoop- endyke with impressive solemnity, “4f you don’t shut your mouth once in a while the moths will get in there and make you trouble.” *‘If she'd only just commenced to talk you haven't lost her,” replied Mr. Spoopendyke, wrinkling her nose, ‘‘You'll have no trouble with her if she's not started.” “‘Hello! Hello! call up Mr, Speckle- wottle!” bawled Mr. Spoopendyke, apparently convinced by his wife’s manner or his own experlence. “‘There, she’s gone, Nouse for me to try snything when you've around. Another time I want to talk through a telephone I'll take It over ina vacant lot. Do you know of anything that will keep you quiet for & moment?” demanded Mr. Spoopendyke, his wrath rising as he contemplated his ill usage. ‘‘Nover mind the expense. Just name the article, Why didn't you tell me, when you referred me to your measly old dad, that I was pro- posing marriage to a dod gasted steam dictionary?” *‘Say, dear, can I talk through it?" cooed Mrs, Spoopendyke, anxious to disarm her husband, “Is there anything you can't talk through?” equesled Mr. Spoopendyke, begioning to realizs that there was something about the telephone that he did not thoroughly understand. ‘‘When I get a telephone for you the { dlaphragm will be of double and twisted wrought steel, with railroad tracks for wires, and I don’t believe that will last more’'n an hour, and a half! ‘Hello, hello-o-0!’ wake up and call up Specklewottle, dog blast ye!” and Mr. Spoopendyke rattled away at the crank until his arm ached. “‘Be patient, dear. You mce he's gone, and it's a long way to Mr, Specklewottle’s house. Perhaps he isn't home, and she’s waiting for him,” “That's the way it worke, eh?’ shrieked Mr. Spoopeadyke, glaring at his wife. ‘It took you to get hold of it. When I call that girl she goes home to dinner, and along in the avening she goes around to Speckle- wottle's bouse and brings him here in ahack. That's your idea of it? Or p'raps you've got some sort of a notlon that sheruns the wire throughSpeckle- wottle, turns on the ocurrent, and slams him right up here through the side of the house? That your idea? Well, she don’t, and she don’t break her back tryfng to make a dod gasted idlot of herself, like Rome women!" ““I think-I understand how It works,” falterod Mrs. Spoopendyke. ‘You say, ‘Yellow, yellow—!"" - ‘‘There’s the combination!” yelled Mr. Spoopendyke. “You got your work in_that time! Why dldn't you tell me I was bringing this thing home |" to the Inventor! What'd you want to let me stand up here and explain this thing to the only comprehensive braln that ever tackled It for? You've got it? With what you know now, and what you've got to find out, you only need a wig and a law suit to-be the whole sclerce of electricity. 1 tell yo this is the way it works!” and Mr. Spoopendyke brought the box a kick that splintered it. “‘Seo 1t work?" he demanded, pullicg at the wires untll they cat his hands. ‘‘Watch it,. while I convey your re- garda to the other lunatics!” and he danced on the remnants of the {nstru- ment and smashed the fragments agalnst the wall, “Never mind, dear,” remonstrated Mrs. Spoopendyke, puttering around after him and trying to soothe him, ‘“When we want Mr. Specklewottle agaln, we'll just send a servant around after him, Tha!'ll be much nicer than trusting to a nasty wire, and I know there was & draught through that box, for I could feel it as soon a8 I came in the room,” ‘‘Oh, you could feel it!" roared Mr Spoopendyke, rather wondering how he was going to account to the com- pany for the destruction of his box, “If I had your sensitiveness and an onton I'd hire out as a dod gasted orchidl” and with this culminating sarcasm Mr. Bpoopendyke crushed his hat over his ears and rushed around to Me. Specklewottle’s to see what had better be done about the matter, “I don't care,” murmured Mrs, Bpoopendyke, as she flopped down on the floor to plck up the pleces of the wrecked telewhone box, ‘‘hell not have any opportunlty for standing up here snd talklong to that glrl until his legs are tired,” and with this sage ex. presslon of her satisfaction ever the sum of money as $25,000 his {immed- {ato relatlves bocome valuable, and it is interestiug to know that Mr. Dewey and his partner have ralsed six full brothers and eisters to Jerome Eddy. These are: Lena Mapes, foaled 1870; Larry W., foaled 1878, and now own- od In Texas; Frank Noble, foaled 1879, owned in Augusta, Ill.; George Milo, foaled 1880, owned by Dewey & Stew- art; Edmore, foaled 1881, owned at medlately on a population being placed on fertile plalns heretofore nnocoupled, but there woere other Industries which took more time, and had to grow up slowly. England was stricken first, becanso wheat came a3 the navural product of the settler, and was sure of & ready market provided by this ocvuntry, He scratched the earth— and it smlled with a bounteous har- vest—which brought tears Into the eyes of the British farmer. But the Y. | wealth of France was In {ts wine; and it was {n that that France would pres. ently feel disastronaly the compoetition of such states as California. One of the consals, writing on wines In Ger- many, though America could compete with France In the German market in a class of wines, and if In Gtermany, Oalifornia could compete also with En- gland, A Quick Reoovery- It gives us great plonsure to state that the merchant who was reported being at the point of death from an attack of Pneu- moni, has entirely recovered by the ure of DR, WM. HALL'S BALSAM FOR THE LUNGS. Naturally he feels grate- ful for the benefits derived from usiug this remedy, for the lungs and throat; and in giving | ublicity to this statement we aro actuated by motives of public benefaction, trusting that others may be benefitted in :«llmllnr manner, On #ale by all drug- gists, MAXMEYER"BR The Oldet les d THE LEADING retail JEWELRYHOUSE MJUSIC HOUSE in Omaha, Visitorscan here Ge alm rAn; n;; ' Py find all novelties in SIL-|poroner ents for the VER WARE. OLOCES, Finest and Best FPianos and - Organs manuf: cturec, Rich and Biylish Jewelry, prices are as Low as the Latest, Most Artistic,|3ny MeiternManufasturer and Choicest Selections in angigg;el;ud 0:gavs sold PRECIOUS 8TONES and |for cash or installmeuts at all descriprions of FINE Bottom Pr crs. A SPLENDID steck of WATOHES at as Low Pri-|gteinw,y, Chickering, ces as 18 compatible with Enabe, Voce & Soa’s Pi- honorable dealers. Call[anos, and ott r mates. Outdone In Politeness. From the Saratoga Journal, Before the days of rallroads Horace Greeley left Utica one morning In a stage conch. His only fellow-passen— ger was a gentloman of prepossessing appearance, with whem he fell Into conversation. After a while the stran- ger drew a cigar-case from his pocket and offered its contents to Mr. Greeloy Pontlac, Mich., and Dolly Mapee, foal- od 1882, owned by Dewey & Stewart. With the exception of Lena Mapes and Dolly Mapes, these are all atallions. AMERICAN MPETI1ION. Its Influence on the rarmers of ur- ope—How it Appears to Mr. Puleston, M. P. At the annual dinner cf the Pcrt of Plymouth chamber of commerce, giv- en in Devouport, England, a few || weeks ince, Mr. J. H, Puleston, mem- ber of parliament, addressed the com- pany on American competition, a sub- ject of yearly increasing Importance on the other side of the water. Among other things, Mr, Puleston sald: ‘‘In considering commerce, the country which presents itself to a speaker of any natlonality is the United States. Tho commerce of America affects Eur- ope in general, and each nafion in partioular. Perhaps there is no in- stance on record whereln the trade of a multitude of communities was so universally, and, at the same time, so particularly affected. Its influenco on English agriculture {s now an old, familiar subject, But turn to the effect In Ruesta, Ours is a bread-im- porting, consuming country, whereas Russia s a bread-exporting country. Although the chief British industry was hard hit, the fation benefitted in procurivg cheaper bread—a commo. dity largely imported. This compen- sated by acting on all the varled in- dustries, employing mauny operatives, who were moro cheaply fed; and cheap food, too, acts directly on wages, which acts directly on manufactures, stimu- lating exportations; as it enables home produce to compete successfully with foreign produce in the markets abroad; et no great industry can be injurious- ly affected as has sgriculture, withoat a general distnrbance, acting and re- acting, till all are brought within the range, [Hear.] But in the case of Ruesla, there fs little if any compen- satlon; for there were two competitors to feed Western Europe—Rusela and America. Russla had the graln trade, but had been sup planted by the United States. There was an article of inter- est In a St, Petersburg perlodical the other d;:y on American competition among Earopean producers from their own markets, which the writer re- garded as ‘‘the general European ques- tlon of the greatest importance.” To solve it, a shower of articles, pamph- lets, bocks, is falling in Eoglish, Ger- man, French and Russlan. Many leading German writera, as Mendel, Professor Heltz, Professor Pallman, Blum, Semler, Max Worth and others discuss the effect of American agricul- ture on Germany, Central Europe, like England, is not sffacted in the way Russla ts aflected; though still sffected differently from this country; for in Germany, agriculture bears to other industries a much larger propor- tion than agriculture bears to other industries in Great Britain, Since 1850 the population of the United States has doubled, but its graln production has Increased five times! Not only is the gratn market for him to take from It a cigar, He declined the polite offer, and the con- versation wasresumed. Presently the gentleman taking a olgar from the case, put it In his mouth, and return- |~ od the case to his pocket. While they were talking he abruptly but court- eously remarked to Mr. Greeley: “I'hope, sir, you have no objection toa cigar?” ‘‘None In the world.” answered Groeley, ‘‘when it is not lighted.” ‘Oh," replied thegentleman, ‘‘I had not the remotest thought of lighting ™ ‘‘Then and there,” sald Mr. Greeley laughing, ‘was the only time I was ever outdone in polltenese, 1 after- wards ascertained that my victor was the famous Captain Sherman of Lake Ohamplain.” ‘What it Did For an Old Lady. CosnocroN StatioN, N, Y., December 26, 1878, GeNts—A number of people had been using your Bitters here, and with marked effect. In one case, a lady over seventy years, had been sick for years, and for the past ten yoears has not been able to be around half the time. About six mouths ago she got so feeble she was helpless, Her old remedles, or physiclans, belng of no avail, I sent to Depost, ‘forty-five miles away, and got a bottle of Hop Bltters, able to dress herself and walk about the house. When she had taken the second bottle she was able to take care of her own room and walk out to her nelghbor’s, and has improved all the time since, My wife and children also have derlved great benefit from their use, W. B. HATHAWAY ‘Agt. U, 8. Ex, Qo !+ Derevak, Wis., Sept. 24, 1878, GrNTs—I have not taken quite one bottle of the Hop Bitters, WaS & feeble old man of 78 when I got it. To-day I am as active and feel as well as Ididat 30. I see a great many that need such a medicine, D. BOYCE, A 8kin of Beauty Is a Joy Forever. DR. T. FELIX GOURAUD'S Oriental Cream or Magical Bean- tifier, 8 Tan, Pimples, Freck los, Mothpatch eaan’every blemish'on tection. It haa stood the tost of Boyearsan' 18 80 harm- less weo tasto it to be sure the propa ra- tlon is pro- ~ perly made i > Accept_no — SRLS Gounterfelt of similar name, The distinguishcd Dr. L, A, dy of the HAUT ON (n patient): will use thom, I recommend a8 the least harmfal of all the Skin preparaticns,” One bottle will last six months, usiog it every day. Also Poudro Jub- tile removes superfiaous halr wihout injury to the skin, Xux. 3. B. . GOURAUD, So'e prop., 48 Bond Forsile by all Drucglsta and Fancy Goods Doalers throughout the United States, Canada -3 of England in Amerlcan hands, but the breadstuffs go to France and Ger- many. Even at Fiume, the Austrian grain importing port, American grain has appeared, and Rusela alcohol dis tillers are lmporting American malzo, Thus Americans are step by step driving their competitors from the Earopean graln market, snd we notlce with wonder that so perfect is thelr system of transportation that thelr grain frelght from Chicago to Hamburg. In 1830 Russia exported to Germany 24 per cent of whaat, and the Americans 34 per cent. Of bar. ley 10 per cent, and the Americans 2 per cent. Of corn 2 per cent, and the Americans 22 per cent, In consider- ing where the remedy lies some pre- diot, in the rapidly Increasing popula- tlon of the Unlted States, the con- sumption of thelr own produce; but the reviewer I refer to holds that Eu- rope can be bankrupted ten times be- fore the United States will be densely populated, and he aeks, ‘“Is Russia to give up the business!’ But that be- ing Imposaible, so far as Russia is con- cerned, the writer sald they must adopt the American way of farming, of teansportation, of educatlon, and so on, which in other words mean to Americanize Russia, Germany and other countries seek toprotest themselves by prohibitlon; and takiug advantage of the easil ralsed terror of trichi:: In pork, all American “hog products’” have been probibited, Canned fruits are taxed a8 ‘‘hardware,” hams in bags were Hamburg is lower than from Pesth to | - and Europe. &4 Beware of base imitations. $1,000 roward for wrrest and proof of any one selling the same, 1 14-weow wio 2t ow -6 BTABLISHED 1853, SIDE BPRING A'KTA%IE'IINT~NOT PATENT A. J. SIMPSON. LEADING CARRIAGE FACTORY 1409 and 1411 Dodge Btreot, aug 7-me 6m OmAnA, N3 Nobraska Loan & Trust Company HASTINGS, NEB, Oapital Stock, - - $100,000 JAS. B. HEARTWELL, Prosident, A. L, CLARKE, Vice-P ent, E. 0. WEBSTER, Treasu DIRECTORS, Bamuel Alexander A. L, Clarl . L. Wabster! Geo, H Pri E Jas. B. Heartwell, D. M. McEl Hinney, taxed as ‘‘dry goods.” France took much the same line for protection, but it was France, unless he (Mr, Puale- rosult of the experiment, Mrs. Spoop- endyke broke off the ends of the bent wires and hid them away to crlmp her halr, ston) was greatly mistaken, thathad yet to feel the fullforceof Americancompe- tition, [Hear.| There werecertain in. dustrles, such as grain-growing, cattle. ralsing, which came naturally and im« First Mongag—e;—l..ofma & Specialty This Company furnishes a permanent, home {nstitution where Bchool Bond sand other logally insued Municipal securitie to Nebraska can be bo nogotiated on the most favorable terms Loans made on tmproved tarm n all well settio countles of the slato through repousible] local correspondents, It improved her 80 she was | |§ and see our Elegant New| Also Clough & War-en Store, Tower Building, Sterling, Imperial. Smith 4 American Organs, &c. Do g‘;‘::; 11th and Farnham;,;y fail to see us before 8 purchasing. MAX MEYER & BRO, MANUFACTURERS OF SHOW GCASES. A Large 8tock always on Hand. DEWEY & STONE, FURNITURE, = | OROHARD & BEAN, J. B FRENCH & 00, CARPETSIGROCERIES. CARPET " SEASON. J. B. Detwiler nvites the atteniion of the public to his LARGE AND WELL SELEGTED STOCK ——oF — New (arpets Embracing all the late pat- terns in everything in the Carpet Line. Mattings, 0il Cloths and window Shades In large quantities and always The Bottom Prices. LAGE CURTAINS A SPEGIALTY. J. B. DETWILER! 1818 Farnam Street. OMAHA, - - NEBRASKA . 445