Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, February 8, 1883, Page 7

v“' THE DAILY BEE-THURSDAY FI‘JBRUARY 8 BRUNT, THOMPSON & COMPANY, WHOLESALE AND RETAIL DEALERS The —N. C. T omps:n Reaper. AGRIGULTURAL Nebraska and Western Iowa. IMPLEMENTS, FARM MACHINERY, PUMPS, ETC. Inr IN ALL KINDS OF WE MAKE A SPECIALTY OF N. C. Thompson’s Full The N. C. Thompson Hay Tedder. VAN BRUONT THOMPSOIN & CO, COUNCII. BLUFEFES, - N (o GBALLINGI. PLANTER. ANID TEILIE KETCEILIUIVE W.A.G-ON DEATHRS Will do well by Corresponding with us. OUR FACILITIES For receiving and transferringgoods for Manufacturers are of the best. N, C. Thompscn Mower. §EA Line of Implements and Machinery, N. C. Thompson Double Row 8talk Cutter TOW A. GOUNCII. BLUEFES “WATER That never require crimping, at Mra. J. J. Guod's Halr Storo, st ny other halr dealer. Also a full line of swi {lver and colored nots. Wavea mado from Indics’ o elsewhere. All goods warrantod as ropresented. "~ DOCTOR STEINHART'S ESSENGE OF LIFE. FOoR OLD AND YOUNG, MALK AND FRXALS. 1t is a sure, prompt and effectual remeds or In digestion, U)up\p ia, Intermittent Fevers, Want olAL) Nervous Debility in all_its Stages, W of Brain Power, P ral Loss of Powor. strenghthens the surpris g tone and vigor 10 the exhausted or ans, The experience of thousar e an invaluable remedy or six or #. For sl secure from obse 617 Bt. Charlos St, 8T. LOUIS (& A BEQULAR GKADUATE of twu aedice eollegen,,has been looger engaged In the treai | ment of CHRONIC, NERVOUSB, SKIN AND BLOOD Diseased than any othar phsician (n §i Louls &3 city papers show sid all old residens. know. Consultation free and {nvited, When 1t 1a Inconvontent to visit the city for treatmont mediciacg oan be sant by mall or expross evory where. Curable casos zusrautoed; where doabh existe It Is frankly séated. Call of write. Nervous prostration, Debility, Ments! and Physioal Woaknoss, Morcurial anc other nffootions of Throat, Skin and Bones, Blood Impurities and Biovd Polsoniog Bkin Affections, Old Sorea snd Uloars Tmpediments to Marriaco, Rhe Piles. Special attention to_ocas aver-worked braln, SURGIOAL OANEE Teceive special attention, Discoser arieing from Imprudence, hxuwnu», Tnulcencer WAVES. rices nevor betere fouchod by . ot yreatly reduced priccs. Also gold, Da not fall to call hoforo purchasing MRS, J. J. GOOD, Council Blufts, lowa. GRATITUDE. DENVER, CoL., August 29, 1882, 24 Main atreos, titude to you for the cure your ific has I was afll'ct>d w.th th horr 1 sease for three years, ant afto: spending some time at the Hot “prings cct d in my case, 1 used on'y ono dozen small small bottles of 8. and therc isnot a ign of the dise | | | | ‘ Grxts—I eantot find words w th which to ex: | | | | | | | any hundreds of n o Meacury and fodide of Potash, o ¢ mp etowrceks, that I shudder to thtnk of ths m s ry which has beon brought on th human family by the use of Mercurials for Blood Diseases. It is & crying shamo that physi cfans will not acknowl:dge the mit of your | GRAND Blood Med'c'ne. Use my name a3 you wish, J.H. RAFF, 1f you doubt, come to see us, and we will CURE YOU, or charge nothing! Write for particulars and a copy of the little book, “ Message to the Unfortanate Suffering " Ask any Druggist as to our standing, t0.81,000 Reward will he paid to any st who will find, on ana'ysis of 200 bottles 8., one partice of Mo cury, lodide of or any Mineral substance. SWIFT 3 J0., Proprictors, Atlanta, Ga. rice of Smal Large Size, SOLD BY ALL DRUG $ 1,00 175 MARRIAGE fesiett e e ! Many GFUXIDE. recelpta; who may mar ry, who may not, why, calisos, consequences and cure, Sealed for 25¢ postage or stamps. - Aoty DOCTOR STEINHART'S SUPPOSITORIES ! The Great Popular Remudy for Piles. Sure cure for Blind, Bleeding & I' ching Pilae And all forms of Hemorrhoidal Tumors These Surrosrrorims act directly upon the ooats of the Blood Veasels, and by their astringent effecta gently force the blood from the swoller tumore, and by maki strong, prevent tho'r refillin cure is sure to follow the 4 centa a box. _For salo by allIrugeists,or on receipt of price, by En lhhum\lc-l “lthnto, 718 Olive 8t Bt Loni» S AT R LMPERISHABLE PERFUME, fTurray & Larman’s FLORIDA WATER Best for TCILET, BATH and i ANDKERCHIEF, [ R i W e o ening Bewarded, CR, e Story of the Yewing Ha A Dandeorce L wove with znm 1d, tnefend gel tilghe S GIVEN AWAY 10 my aatld peraon calllog {or it, &) aay Lsaack ox sub-o § Hentiacinrlug o paDy, OF soy pereon | The Sineer Xannia Pricelps! ffice, 24 IBW v COL. L. T FOH. {¥oungatown, Ohio, May 10, 1880, KrpaLs & Co' 1 & vory valus that 1 prised. vory bighly avin cn ono joint and ¢ er_which made him very ! had hlm under the charge of bwo veter {nary eurgeons which fallc him. 1wa omo dsy reading phe rdverth of Kendally re {n tho Chi 14 e pamgbies, yarings v [t ar Crug rit, and they orderod thres botties; I bcol Siiand 1 thoug bt I would give it & th 12 fourth day the colt lumps have dissp and the colt's 1% smooth as any horse 1u the state o ln enilre Iy cured. The curc wr 80 remarkable tha Bave lotiwo of my pelghbors have the remalr ing two bottles wfnm now ualnglh Vory respecttilys youTxn Send for 1llasrated clronl proof, Pilee§l. All Dru Fi oA o E‘ osbargh hm. OLD BY dwly mlua- ou. Dr. B.J. Ken ‘.4!.: DRUGGISTS THE USu»UL HEN. ———— In breaking an egg at a hotel in Milwaukee the other dsy there was found a forelgn substauce imbedded in tae yolk, which, on closer investi- gation, proved to bo a silver dime with a leaden filling. Mrs. Stowart, of Madison, Ga., said in 1881: “You had better chop that old hen’s head ofi.” ¢'No,"” said O. 8. Stewart, ‘‘she may yet be useful.” Mr. Stewart sold $10.77 worth of eggs Iaid by the same hen from January 1, 1882, to January 1, 1883, Mrs, L. Wyman, of Palmyra, Maine, has a hen which has three sets of wlngu The largest set are on thé body in the ueual position, the next larger on the hips and are about half the size of the first, the smallest on the lower extremities of the legs and nearly half the size of the hip wings. The hen s a success in Illinois, as witnces a specimen item from the En- terprise, published at Homer, in that state: ‘‘Mrs. Rebecca Thompson, liv- ing about seven and one-half miles southwest of this place, the past year has sold from only 60 hens over $31 worth of eggs, besides raising 3560 chickens.” From the Montezama (Ga.) Weekly the world learns the following: ‘“‘R. N, Perry has brought a double egg, or two eggs in one, as a curlosity 1o this office. Thay are united at the small ends and stand out at right angels to each otber, being distinct and sepa- rate eggs with the exception of the small enda that unite them together,” The young people of Des Moines have developed a species of influenza, which commences with hoarseness and coughing and is attended with violent vomiting, How to Wake Sound Sleepers. New York Sun, A conductor on a Third avenue horse car was seen last evening ex- posing to the cold alr the little iron wrench used on the road connected with the fare register. He was asked what he was doing., “‘Giving it a lit- tle frevzs,” he replied. “You seo that lad in the corner?’ indlicating a young man in a state of advanced somnolency. *‘Well, he told me to wake him up at Tenth street. Jost watch me do 1t.” He then entered the car snd applied- the chilled metal to the slumberer’s neck, The young man leaped to his feet, rolled his eyes in a bewildered way, and disjointedly uulmun.d “What—how-~where am I? strack— 7" “This is Tenth street youny, fel- ler,” interrupted the uunduetur “Oh' Ah! Thank you,” said the young man, getting off the car in some confusion, followed by the unchecked laughter of passengers, ‘‘That always fetches 'em,” sald the collector of fares, ‘‘It's a wrinkle that all of the boys hasn't ketched on to yet. You never secs me tuggin’ and pastin’ lush lads who hllu asleep in my barooch, I jest glvu o an ‘npplureauon of cold steel.’ Of coorse Tcan't do this In warm weather, which is a reason I wishes with all my heart that there was more winter in a year, Not regular, downrlght winter, that freezes & man onto his car, but just enough winter to glve my wrench the chills, Ihope the company will tumble enough to the ides as to give each conduotor an loe box for to freese Who his wrench in summer, 8o he can wake up lush passengers. It's better'n an alarm olock.” One volce all over the land goes up from mothers, that says, ‘‘My daugh- ters are 80 feeble and sad, with no strength, all out of breath ‘and life at the least exertion, What can we do for them?” The anewer is simple and fall of hope. One to four weeks’ use of Hop Bitters will make them healthy, rosy, sprightly, and cheerful, He Got 1t. A farmer hitched his team in front of a business house oa Grand River avenue Saturday, stood for a moment to look up and down and scratch his ear, and then entered and said to the proprietor: “T want to converse with you.” “What about?" “‘That's tho p'nt that bothers mo. 1 live out here about ¢ight mllul, and have got through selliag my ’taters and am ready to go home. The old woman told me to be sura and remem.- ber something, but what it was I can’t remember. Perhaps, if we open a conversation you may say something to make me remember the article,” *Well, suppose we talk of the east- ern question?’ “No good. Nothing over there to glve me hint.” ““How about the recent horrore?’ “‘Horrors? Horror:1” mused the farmer. *‘Horrora would menan horti- coitural, and borticultural would would mean flour. Cau't be that, for we ralse our own.” ““How about congres:!" “Congress! That would remind me of congress galters, but the old woman wears calf-ekins shoes,” “‘Anything in the recent bank fail. ures strike you?” “Let's see: The cashler skips. Nothing in that. He is arrested. No aignificance to that. He compromises and becomes again a good fellow. Nothing there— try again.” ‘‘Rather moist day.” “Moist? Nothing in that.” “The new yesr Is roliing on " “Rolling—roll-—hold on! By the big spoon youv'e hit it! Rolling— roll——roller towels! That's it to a dot! She wanted six yards of roller towels, and T'll rol} right off and git ‘em before my head closes up on me again, Roll—roller—roller towels— towels——towele—roller six yards——six roller yard towele—six towel yard rollers.” —— *Both Lydia E. Pinkhsm's Veget able Compound and Blood Purifier are prepared at 233 and 2856 Western avenue, Lynn, Mass. Prloe of either, $1. Six bottlos for 6. Sent by mail ia the form of pills, or of lozenges, on rocelpt (of prioe, $1 per box for either. Mrs, Pinkham freely answers all let- ters of Inquiry. Enclose 3 ocent stamp. Seud forpamphlet. Mention this paper, ——— Heave to Squeese. The man with the;patent fire-escape, patent applied for, is to be encounter- ed on every corner. Some of them have & knotted rope, others a canvas tube, and others get & rope ladder worked b crane or a pulley and blook, iflh one is warmnted to save everybody from the sixth story in time of fire with the utmost promptness and dispatch, and without even a bruise on the shin, and the cost Is & mere nothing. On Brush street there is & carpenter shop on the first floor of and old house. The ocarpenter occu- ples only the first floor, while the gar- rot is empty. A firg-escape man dropped around there the other day and pointed out the dangers of a holocaust in such graphic language that the carpenter could almost feel blisters rising up on the back of his hands, He realized the need of a fire escape, and he laid down his saw and pald a call on the owner of the place and asked him to have a hole cut through the floor and a rope ladder pat {n. “‘Let's see,” mused the owner. ““How large is the room you occupy!?” “About fourteen feet square.” “And you work there alone!" “Yen. “‘How many windows?" “Three.” ‘‘And double doora?” “‘Yen," “Well, of course, I don't want you to burn up in there,” observed the owner; “‘but I wish you would do me afavor. In case of a fire I wish you would open the three windows and the double doors and see if you can’t possibly rqueeze yourself out far enough for some outsider to catch hold of your halr and pall you through!” Money for the Unmarried. One of the most eolid and substancial fustitutions in this country is the Mor. riage Fund and Mutual Trust Association, of Cedar Rapids, Iowa, They are organ- ized under the laws of Iowa, and their of. ficers and directors are among the leading and most prominent business men of Cedar Rapide, Every uvmarried person should have a certificate in this assoclation, It is & splendid investment, as safe as & government boud, You can just as well have & good rum of money to ¢ mmence married Iife on as not, A large number of members have been paid off, receiving over 800 per cent on their investment, {Vvlm for circulars fully detailing the plan, which the finest known. Do not postpone d agents wanted, Mention where ynu saw this notice, 6-8m, He Won't Pay. Detroit Free Press ‘I got that notice this forenoon,” he remarked, as he handed the print- ed elip Into one of the ward windows at the water-office yesterday. ““‘Y-e-n, Inee,” replied the clerk, as he handed it back. “I am notified,” resumed the citi- zon, “‘that the water i to be shut « from my houee unless I pay rates onoe, “Yes, nir.” “Is this despotlc Iussia, or free America?” “I gupwsov,” sighed the olerk as he | logked over & lot of figures, ““Then you'll shut my water off, wil you?” M presume we will,” ‘1 don’t believe it. Wa've been | frozen up for ten days, and if anybody can find any water to shut off they may try it on.” “Frozen, eh?"” “‘Frozen tight as a orowbar, and whose faultisit? Yon contract to give me 80 much water daily or weekly or | ome thi | cope with snd ¢ | such urdoubted meritas the one of which we plpe in my house was frozon as solid a8 the Rock of Gibralter! And whose fault is Il’l’ ‘I nee,” " murmured the clerk. “WhlL do you see? D> you see me going around the neighborhood bor- rowing water, or do you ree those frozen pipes! The landlord says he didu’t freess 'om up!” “Not’ “‘And T didn't.” “That's s0."” ‘‘But the weather did. Am I any more rerponsible for the weather than you ar:{ water over a hoater ln the winter and take tho chills of “I thiak wo will,” “‘And now I won't pyy until T get wator! No, sir! I wil nes you hung firat! You ean go up and dig and pick, and mrn your old rods around, bat’ you can't AOALS Mo iuto paying!” “T know it,"” wus the brisk answer, “You may advise me to light a can- dle and orawl under the house and knock the top of my head off against the joists, bus I won't do it. You may sdvise hot bricks, but I'd like to sve myself holding bot bricks Agllnlt the cold plpes to please anyi ! Warm rags will sometimes do the bu’l ness, but wm I going to huns all over Detroit for raga and burn half a ton of coal to warm ‘em?"” “'No," softly said the clerk. b *‘And don’t you forget that you ar & servant of the pablic, either!” “Novor!” *‘And as I eaid before, shut off and be hanged to you!” Yo" ““‘Aud I will move!” “You will!” “Aud you may sue me for the amount and I will fight you to the highest court in the unlverse! monopoly can’t bluff me for a cent!"” “That's so,” was the oam roply, and the citizen walked ovt as stifly as if his legs had been drilled for water-pips aud there aad been @ freezeo-un, A Valaable Medicine. HUNT'S REMRDY, —IT3 MANY MKRITS, Thers are no perbaps, the excep! country, than the K and 10 find & romedy thes Would effect leve them ha) loug 2600 the ain of tod sulforcen Whcther our habits asa yo ple clive to these diseases, or whether thay iy reoult from the pculiarity of our climate, i beyond our comprahension, and fs of lictle val- ue sine an effiacious r medy can be had; but of wo_are ture, that the longaflicted putilic will hall with Joy the specie which has agalnnd again proved ite abiliyy #0 effectually dicste theso diseascr. Tae pare of this medicing ls Huot's Remedy, 1t s marufactured by the lunt's Femedy Com pany of Providence, It s not often that men tion of & patent medicine oceurs in these colums but, when ons comes under our notice possessing seasos more prevaloat, with 1o this speak, wo cans ot refrain from glving 1t the cred it it dosorves, Iteuros when sli other rem dice fall, a3 it acts direct’y on t-e Kidnoys, Livery and | Bowels restoring them il at once to healthy action. 1t s sare to eradicate all disess:s of the Kidueys, Bladder, 1y Organs,—such as Gravel, Disbetas, Incontinence, Retention of the Urine, 1t has & wooderful effact on Weainess at Pain In the Back, 8ide, orLoins, aad hay prov- €0dimolt bho most rellable wedicire exiant for monthly for so much money. Where's my water to-day?"” ““Then it's fmun‘l" “Frosen! Didn't I say every water | General Dolility, Femilo Diseases, Distorbod Why don't you run your | Bleop, Los of Appetite, azd all complainte of the | UrlnoGen'al Organs. It officacy in cases of Ahat dravdtul seourge aud Insidious destroyers Bright's Diseace of the Kidnrys, bas boen re- markable; and, it 1ts merit rested on ita success in coping with that disease alone, it would be worthy of high rank asa public benefobtor. In all diosoenot tho Livor—as Billousnoss, Head- | ache, Dyspops:a, Sour Stomach, and Costiveness 18 quickly induces that organ to hsalthy action, and removes the cause at the same time. It fis | puraly vogatable in composition, belng entirely froo from &'l merourial or mineral polsons, and possceses raro virtues a) a remedy for Hears Discase and Rhoumatism. We have nelther time norspice to do this medicine full justios; bus tho public can obta'n full paiticalarsin the shape of pamphle s and circulars by addrossiog Hunt's IR T RS T ES EUROPEAN HOTEL, lnuAI D= ltail bos by Express of the best (Oavsdes in Awerica, put up ‘sgant boxes, and strictly pure gzsm-bh for [presents, Express 4( oharges light. 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