Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, January 4, 1883, Page 2

- / ~wa«s s . BEWARE OF IMITATIONS, - THE DAJLY BEE--OMAHA THURSDAY, JANUARY 4 UFFER no longer from Dyspep- sia, Indigestion, want of Appetite,lossof Strength lack of Energy, Malaria, Intermittent Fevers, &c. BROWN'’S IRON BIT- TERS never fails tocure all these diseases. Toston, November 26, 1881, nown CHEMICAL Co. 4 For years 1 have sufferer from Dyspepsia, Brrrsns, everything | ate mie, and' I suffered gre burhing sensation in the stomach, le. Since tak’ time without any disagreeal am_practically L M W, 30 Maverick St. BROWN'’S IRON BIT- TERS acts like a charm on the digestive organs, removing all dyspeptic symptoms, such as tast= ing the food, Belching, Heat in the Stomach, Heartburn, etc. The only Iron Preparation that will not blacken the teeth or give headache. Sold by all Druggists. Brown Chemical Co. - Baltimore, Md, ' Sce that all Tron Biters are made by Brown Chemical Co., Baltimore, and have crossed red lines and trade- ; mark on wrapper. v BALL'S 7 \‘ \! \ \Y :very Corsot i factory to its wearer in every way, or the money will be refun: by the person from whom it was bouch:. i rset pronounced by our Jeading physiclans 1o tha woarer, and endorsoed by ladies as EH Nicalth Prescrving, $1.60, Sclf:-Adjusting, 81.50 Abdominal (extra heavy) 82.00. Nursing, $1.50 Paragon Wor salo by leadin everywhere. CHICAGO CORSET CO., Chicago, Il WESTERN CORNIGE \WORKS! 0. SPECHT, - - Propriotor, 1212 Harnoy §t, - Omrha, Neb, MANUFACTURERS OF Galvanized Iron OORNICES, DORMER WINDOWS, FINI Tin, Iron and Slate Roofing,! BSpecht's Patent Moetalio Bk]s Patent Adjusted Ratohet and Bracket Shelving, Iam the general agent for the above line of goods. Banaaradon yoranss u.umn ow and s; also GENERAL AGEN Nebraska Loan & Trust Oompany |8 HASTINGS, NEB, Oapital Stock, - - $100,000. A reached, When she struck the name of the society woman she struck a righ vein, for the descendant of the blue blood was high-cockalorum with all the foreign embassies, After the cor flab with the madam the society woman goes to Washing ington, and about a week after she comes back to madame, with a small visiting card, with a crown on it and coat of arms with quarterings enovgh to sink a line-o’-battle ships. Well, , with the |madame justsnatched on to that card e Bt and poked it down into tha farther Aid of a tociety Lady. depth of her pooket. When sho went . away the next time I kind o’ noticed she looked ekocred like, but when she came back she was just about as pale an a white cat. By and by I noticed - two trunks come ashore, I have seen Saratoga trunks, but I never saw the likes o’ these. A coal bin wouldn't be a patch to them. When I looked at the mark T couldn’t help feeling like taking off my hat. Each one o’ them had a coat of arms in colors and underneath was marked ‘His Excel- loncy, the Minister Potentiary and Envoy Extraordioary’ &c., &o., &c. By and by the papers comes down all straight and the tranks went off, and I didn’t think anythiog more about it. Well! it weren't long before we found that the trank had gone to the society Jady, and then to Madame's back door. Do you need mors than a block to tamble on you! Then trunks should have paid §30,- 000 duty. " ALL ABOUT A BONNET. How Several Mammoth Trunks Caused Unpleasant Foreign Complications. A Miiliner Gets the Best of the How His Excellency's Baggage Was Landed. New York Ho was standing on a stesmboat pier near the foot of Canal street, leaning againat a pile of boxes and locking at the Custom House officers getting ready to examine the baggage of a atoamboat about s winging into the dock. He had his hauda in his pock- ets, and his coat collar was turned up over his ears, Hin face was shaded by huge sombrero, pulled down over his nose, and In his mouth—the only part of his face visiblo—was a fat cigar that he puffed vigorously, en- veloplng the upper part of his body in a clond of smoke. Now and again he would look up the street as If waiting for some one, but waiting without the slightest anxiety. Asa Journal re- porter was making his usual rourd of HUSHED UP, = = dends. The most favorable reports wore published, and thoy called ont the suggestion that a simple test of the whole question would be to com- pare the figures given by ocorrespon- dents of the capacity of Yaquina Bay with official data procured from the office of the Upited States engineers in this city, who have in charge im- provements msking by the govern- ment at that point, Capt. Powell, the cflizer in charge, though a strang- er, furnithed me the infor- mation deeired from reports of his predecossors, and from map1 and charts made by the Coast Survey and Uaited States Engineers between the years 1568 and 1881, inclusive. It was lately pub- lished—and mcst probably the iseue in queation is used largely te infla- onos thoss who have money to invest in New York—that the entrance to Yaquiva Bay (s a straight channel 2,000 feet long; but Government sur. vays for those years say the bar is 2700 foot acroes and the channel ie vory crooked; it i olaimed that the inner bay is six miles long, with a fee'), when the fact, as shown by sur- vays and sonndings, s that it is but 4} miles long, with only 18 feet depth; tne width of the inner bay for 6 miles is said to be 1,200 foet, broadening to twice that, and 4 to 8 fathoms depth, while the charts show that, with only 18 feet of water, it is from 270 to 650 feet wide, the latter only at one single noint, and the average width {s abcut “‘Done! What could be done! The wives of the highest officials in the country had bonnets made of things that came by that trunk, and bless you the funniest thing is that they patd for them, every mother’s son of them. You better believe there was & muss about it, acd it ain’t done yi They have been trying to put thi the docks, he casually asked him what steamer was getting docked. This led to a conversation during which the reporter ssked about smuggling I ain't good at ghost stories, and I guers 1 won't tell you how a bonnet came mighty near breaking up our friendly relations with a big foreign country, and how silk was imported in barrels and marked oat meal, or|an n how a box as big as a barn got to be [ minister daresn’t peach oh the society as small as & pound '-candy|woman, and she has heaps of friends, box "twixt the pler and|and bigones, too, willing to back her. the pubiic stores and how—|It was 8 mighty smart dodge that, “Yen| I'know what T am saying. Tt and it fooled thy whole eaboodle of 6ame near to being a forelgn war about | them, from the collector down. a bonnet, and the job was put up bya| ‘Do I know how often she did it? woman, too, one of those French mil- | No, I don’t, and I won't tell either liners what comes from lreland, This| who was the Collector, or what Secre- one was a corker, and don’t you forget hl’{ signed the papers. $Some day you it. Sho landed barefooted at Castle | will hear a powerful noiée about them Garden, and now the country aln't|trunks, . good enough for her and the kids. *‘Maybe the Minister has asked for “‘Right you are! They go to school | his passport and maybe he hasn't, I in Karope; that is, they did, for they | 8m through with my job.” are grewn now; but the kids got noth-| And then a carriage coming from ing to do_ with the story. They are | the pier passed close to him and stop- having a livly time working them-|ped, and init he jumped. As the selves into Kulokerbooker society. | horses started with their big load of They sometimes get there, and then | trunks, in front and behind, he put some old eustomers of the Madame's | his head out of the window and whis- ‘blowa’ o them, pered: ‘‘It’s all hunky, Cuolly! Don’t “No! Iain’t a drinking here. Tain’t glve itaway. Arthar knows too much ood enoagh, I takes my liquor in |about the Custom House; and what he he purser's room. Nothin' mean |don’t know Lydecker is sure to be on ut & purser, you know; he will[to.! Maybe as how Sherman might s bottle of the steamship com- | tell youthe rest.” Ta!ta! Andthen brandy at you as soon as look the carriage whirled up West:Broad- way, and the reporter was unable to find the name of the man with the ... |sombrero, milli- e It| Facts About the Oregon Pacific. Portland (Oregon) Correspondonce At a time when Oreyon enterprises stand 8o well in the money markets of the world, 1t would be strange if some unreliable sshemes should not be de- vised here to empty the plethoric puree of the publc of the east. Years ago ‘‘Ben” Halladay pursued a reck- THE DELUSIVE MILLINER. “Oh, yea! Well, you ser, t ner is one of tho creamery kind. won't do to walk into her shop with- out coming in a coupe; and change won't do, either, you must have a boodle, or nixy bonnet you get out of that place. ell, this one goes to Paris twico a year, and when she is on the ccean she remair s in her cabin the entire voyage, putting up the most infernal rackets to be sprung on the Custom House. s \ ilding in Oregun. Mo s00n for- In the u’wd old "m"n;"“‘; g fiud e toapastiior capitalists and could plck up & stamp on the like a | fastened disgrace on our state. The sho would skip on the piers like a| oyt Gas prejudicial. [t required fourteen-year-old kitten, and waltz up all the financial genius of Mr. Vil to the mau aa had hor goods in & ho'é lard, ten years later, to restore con- do-you-do ml‘f'“}:‘ld sort & Wik "“ fidence and enlist oopital to prorceute sho would give him lm"" L 27 ™ 8| his present successful enterprises, We my HK" b“‘:( go! ‘"'i‘ly can not again afford to permit our ek, Her broker—an all*} oo q fname to suffor opprobriom, When at Soattle a few days sgo, on Puget Sound, I mot a lady of high standing, lately returned from New York, who questioned me concerning the Oregon Pacific railroad. She in- formed me that her friends at the east were investing in the securities of that corporation. One person had invested §00,000, she said, and other friends, who could ill-afford to lose were in- tending to purchaze of the same, My oplnion of the corporation was plainly expreased, and elicited such astonish- ment that it may be well for all east- ern investors to know, around the corner. are no more, You ‘get a tip of a couple of sovs. now 9 you got_a handful of double os then, Theold woman grieved d when the old game was played and next time she crossed she X put her head in soak and when 6 reached Liverpool she had every- nd she worked it, taste. A CUNNING TRICK, ““When she came baok, instead of coming like a small hurricane, she alid into her own back door, and the flest thing she asked W:ld I;‘nw m‘x;)i: 3 u!hl . en the h:,{z‘:‘:g,l‘.d:mo:", ;’1.000 she [ outlet than the Columbia river for the made out that she fainted, but afore | cOmmerce of the Willamette valley, so she reeled over she gasped that the|!ving the farmers of the upper coun- bill must be sent at once, and a letter | tio8 a nearer, cheaper and more oon- written that she would be brought | venient shipping polnt and resulting into court next day if it wasn't paid. | ¢om etitlon, Of couree, this scheme “The society woman was just the waa hailed with enthusinsm by valley h notoh !"“ Sonnachiony ‘all roducers. Flattering promises have aroand, with anoestors 'way back to | 2°°® mado and broken year after the fellow as gorquered England, snd 7‘:' g;"“ the s ple most direotly th lots of them this side what fit lu | fheieaied sre Glsgusted with this "bl. novolndon 7 gl ey falsehood, though seme work is con- 8 THE FAOTS REGARDING THE COMPANY, The Oregon Pacific scheme or en- terprise proposes to connect the in- terior cities of this valley with tide- water on Y ina Bay, 60 to 75 miles distant, promising to develop there an important seaport and create another stantly done and small progress made, less course in connection with railroad 400 feet, insufficient in any single apot in the whole bay to permit an ordinary merchant ship to lie safely at anchor, It is asserted that the var can be easi- ly and cheaply deepened to any re- quired depth, but the reports of Col. Gillespie, 18K1, show an estimate of €465,000 as the|Su cost of running out carrent, 80 as to_prove what effect it | wi can have toward decpening the en- trance. Theee reports and common observation of any one on the spot show that there Is & wide reef of rocks visible oun the north and south shore cor- responding with the bar across the en. trance. The natural supposition is that this rocky ledge underlies the en- trance and is the permanant cause of the bar. At the rate of progrees making this stone wall will be finished termine the best means for its re- before 1890, and by that time it will | " likely be shown thatmillions of money will be required to remove the rock edge and enable vessels of deep-s:a draught to enter there. GotRich b When Hops are $1.26 per Ib, as| and yet the hest family Medicine on | " earth, Hop Bitters, contain the same | c! Hops now are twenty times higher than then. . n health, Eyebrows ade to Order. New Or.ean@Plcayune. leg, arm,fiose, and eyebrow factory yesterdf Ng number of-Youme wutaon Were working at small tables, each table covered with little instruments | . and things, the likes of whioh I had never seon before. At one table two | | girls were threading needles with fine, silky hair, and sewing them in little |* quares on a thin, transparent gauze, | ) “These girls,” said the professor, “are making some of those beautiful arched eyebrows you may s.metimes seo in ball rooms. These sewed on tho net are the less expensive kind, and are only used on sspecisl occa- sions, The real brow is very expen- sive and can only be made by a per- | son of groat skill.” I begged him to | explain the operation of giving a per- | 1 son eyebrows who was born without them, and, leading me into an ole- || go ntly furnished parlor® in which was a large dentist's chair, continued: - ‘The patient sits hera. In this cushion | ¢ to my left are stuck a ecoreor s» of | * those neddles you saw belng threaded. "Each sticth only leaving two strands of hair, to facilitate the operation a number of needlos must be at hand, As each thread of hair is drawn through the skin over the eye it is cut#o that when the first stage of the | i bristling out an inch or so, presenting a ragged, porcupine appearance, Now || comes the artistico work., The brow the utmost delicacy, and a number of hours aro required to do it.” “It must be very painful and te- ous, “‘They don't n{l that it 1s a pionic excursion,” laughed the professor; ‘“‘but eyebrows, small a1 they are, are very important in the make-up of the You have no idea how odd one looks when utterly denuded of hair Has depth of from 4 to 8 fathoms (24 to 48 | short time only). where ho can be con. sulted at parlor 5, Y jetty of stone [ following home and that together for along time, The | 3,000 feet, with intent to confine the [ known people of this city aud vicinity quantity of Hops and are sold at the f:;fi\"l",«:"h%- samo price fixed years ago, although | before. 1 r ucls Raise .Hops, get rich in | others ma, have t ocket; use Hop Bitters and get rich | gratetully yours, Iy blind, and Ata cfi“An “professor's” artificial Kaversalh barotisia operation is over it leaves the hairs | would afford any relict. #0 much delight in, must be arched and cut down with |V PROF, SAMUELS, OPTICIAN OF QUINCY, ILLINOTS, retarned to Omaha (for a PAXTON HOUSE. Prof. Samuels cffers to all these that are euffering from Weakness and Defectiva sight his IMPROVED CRYSTAL SPECTACLES ! rior to any other in use, ss the evidence of well- ill testify. TESTIMONIALS. Cousciu BLuves, Towa, ). December 21, 1:82. § Prof. H. Samucls: about 1890, and not sooner. By its| Dear Sir- Some two years anda half since you it is possible that engineers may be | visited this city, and at'that_time1 was troubled able to decide the character. and de. | ™ifh my ¢y wsed by exce proof-reading t and other office work to such an_extent that I gree of underlying rock ledge, and de- | could at times hardly read, study or decipher ¥ in print witaout frequ ity rest S isted a pair of glasses for me that moval. No pimprovement of conse- ensable, and I b 10 hesitane com- quence can be expected at Yaquina|mendins personsto ycu who may be troubled ith weak ey es. Yours tr MORGAN, ublisher Globe. Covsciu B, February 14, 1880, Frof. Samuels: Dear Sir--1 feekthat T would be vy ecd if 1 didnot in some manner il in- S my ful benefitsde- ¥ ratitude to-you for jo rn: now, an acre will yield $1,000 profit, | rived from the use'of Sour wlasscs adjusted to other g asses and Thiske t ans, ded mysel ugh the world phoreas 1 was nearly blind, le to read as I ne could his blessing of ng that many our help, I aui, MISS ABBY WALTON, Nurse. While on the Pacifi st years ago I bae ¥ right eye has neve 1have tric numbers of timed t hut it kelpme. " When In trying He cxami ours, with goou sight, GE Om ha, Neh., D ¢ mber 20, 1 used to hive very weak cyes wany thin it was all i 5 in the city a few y one of my friends who was o call on him. 1 d a he helped me at that time with they wave me [ Te fitted 1 but Prof. Samucls' glasses work fmproved 1 and | would ns who have with their i, Respect A T. SWIGART, City Po.ics, Onmaha, December 15, September 18, 1879, Some years since editorial labor at* night, m, impaired, and I found it dim asses which During the past two or w weaker Dy constant rined lest | wight for idemy oo ki ch 1 1 think, has Vi jon restored, study as muchas ul that such an effect time, and I bave no doubt produced in it will be pen I am glad Prof aels bas visited this city where 80 many noed the aid he can_afford’thein and 1 hope his glasses will be introduced and ex- tensively used here, E. i, E«JAMESON, Pustor First Baptist Church, ! | doubte: A combination of Pro. toxide of Iron, Peruvian Bark and PRosphorus in 4 Jalatadlo form. Tor Debility, Loss of Appe- tite, Prostration of Vital BV A. 1. = NBRIEIE REV.J,L. TOWNER, Y ifs: & phoronen Jmfinm/Pu’_R FIES o says:— “'I consider it a most excellent remedy for the debilitated vital forces. T.0. BROWN & CO WHOLESALE DRY GOODS way v F1 fia boa o ¥ L.F, Ry NOTIONS, TRON TONIO, I take pleasure HE Indusis, in stating that I have been Krvawg onefited by its use. Ministers and Pub- DA agent, possessing un: nutritive and Boots and Shoes. OMAHA, - - - - - NEB. "J. A_WAKEFIELD, of the greatest value FRIPARED DY THE DR. HARTER MEDICINE CO., 213§, MAIN £7.,, 67, LOUI0, e e WHOLESALE AND RETAIL DEALEB IN ath, Shingles, Pickets, , BLINDE, MOLDINGS, LIME, CEMEN w and Plate G'ass. hullding store, bank, or any other fine efore purchasing their Plate Glase. i F, GOODMAN, . - NEB, E, 2JHNSON & CO., SALE GROCERS AND JOBBERS IN & Anyone conten| antage to corres ond will find 14 $o thelr ad ugars, Canned, Coods, and . Grocers’ Su pp%—:s. Line of the Best Brands of - SSNURACTURRD TORACCD. igbnts for BNWOOD SATLS AND LAFLIN & RAND POWDER GO, V\@.;ALfiB PAPHR, WIiDOW SHADES ERN PRICES DUPLICATED. - - OMAHA POWEHR AND HAND T INIE I SS urnps, Engine Trimmings, (OSK, BRASS AND IRON FITTINGS PIPE, $70 mg:Anr WHOLESALE AND RETAIL. HALLADAY WIMD-MILLS CHURCH'AND,SCHOOL4BELLS Cor. Farp and 10th Streets Omaha, Neb. P. BOYER JO,. =——DEALERS IN-——— HALL'S SAFE AND LOCK GO. Fire and Burglar Pra> JINING MAGHINERY BERAY e the navies of commerce. The schems H and when she got over the eyes. The process I have S—— | st that note ahe we nto s conviptlon o e s ey COMG8 | deacribod 1 painfal, bat 1 makes s A- I- E s JAS, B, HEARTWELL, President, fit, because she didn't have much of m-d'uplhlhh bad the matter in Enood eyebrows and adds 100 per cent OMAila, Neb,, December 12, 1852 A L. GLARKE, Vice Froddent. an Income anyway, and she owed most | 3003 P U T B e R Abe looks of & person who wasiPrebBSumule == ~ B o, RN SN everybody from landlord to buteher. | Clh {0 hiration 1s given it by ihe | Yithout them. Itia, too, muoh . bet. vk S\ b oied o or ot vt e 7 A i Ly - DIRECTORS, w.{l when she comes to, down she ¢\ ¢ leading fournal, for some | !¥ than the blaskening and cosmetics truly say that [ hare deive I. o o % Bamue Alxsnder, Qvend Ollyes goes to Madume, and atore she ot | coouls reason, laiely sent 's brilinut 49,0807 Poople use, especially peopl | syt et O OX S, A A L. e, ' 2 o 8 8000 a 0 have mere presence Ows, uffered froman inability 10 se stinetly 4 uu‘"‘“"p M mn"fi'ln‘u'ulyi.‘""dl‘ ;::;Q.:I:nd lots of other things and ?:mm:::‘rz ::; 'po‘ibllle'udln comprising only & few colorless hairs,” :!“‘:""“"l" ;""‘:"";“‘J""{". L RS I020 Fa"n ham Street, i L aughing Like a basket of | B 8 B e oast with | ‘Do your sewedbthrough-the skin | S£1's" ) lent tntiate, Irie b First Mortgage Loans a Bpecialty | e g sy g wafo entrance and capacious harbor for b~ galted e deetnedioy'case bopelees, Thanks == —— high ofticials faro kept awake at "‘é’ of the Oregon Pacifio railroad is, after thinking about it. You see the 3ld hi 3 (J girl 'u‘rlght up in the revenue laws, Nnn:&,; ;imw:l.ll.l:“:‘;m:lht: p:nng gotated on ths 1ot f St sl | Yot conldu't fool her worth » cenk: | quatwara over the Cascado mountai Loans e on fw] o D), lown o i . through respousible logal | Oully, she A Wing cown 3 through Middle Oregon to Boiee st s o finest’ polnt, and o *'trip” ver | Gieo ' Tdaho, to meet thero trans: m worked ita way on her A ‘trlp'in gontinental road, with which to form “‘Well, you disturb me. » conuected line from ocean to ocean, DRY[GOODS o triplicate involco which the cousul |y "vh o' oy future a great seaport is 4N s Con furnishes & permanent, howe tniasion Whors Bchool Honds and other legally {aviod Municpal soctridies of Nobraska cal shows up without any entry haviog | . ply the ocean coastwise and to been *| Asls, and gethey in the ‘“‘wealth of Oully. . i Ormus snd of Ind.” T have merely THEB NINUTIRS $A0040, sketched here, without hyperbole, the Well, you seo the law stands that | yagnficence of promise held out by a minister plenipoteutiary can get all | (hese projectors | bis things into port free of duty. 1Ite| This enterprise, if foasible, posses- marked ‘Personal Effeots,’ and the|yes unusual attractions. Jut the secretary of the treasury pats Lis name | yuoceas of this enterprise, ss must be , trouble will come quick *Dr, 8. 8, Brivran, says: ‘As a rulo physicians do not, by their pro- fessional methods, build up the female oonstitution, while they seldom cure the disaases to which it is always lla- ble in our variable climate and under our imperfeot eivilization. Special remedies are often required to restore organic harmony and strengthen the enfeebled powers of womanhood; and for most of these we are indebted to persous outside of the medical pro- fossion, Among the very best ot these remedies T assign & prominent place to Mrs. Lydia E. Pikham's Vegetable Compound Buckun's Arnice Balve, 4 on the bill of lading and the thing is | ypparent, depends upon the possibil- done, Well, that clause in the rovenue | ity of developing laws always tickled the madawe, but ; ; a8 she oouldn’t work the racket on a [ 4 G00D HARBOR AT YAQUINA BAY, full-fledged ministor, representing an- | If ships cannot enter there no rail- other power herself, she brooded on |road can create commerce there on the voyage ss to how bhe could belwhichto pay interest and make divi- keeps, and which ho sends over to the | ¢ y),0m on Yaguina Bay—the western ovstom houso. A fellow is kept ':hanz terminus of this new system of conti comparing them, and when & ‘trlp'| 000} voadr—whence good steamers Washingtons Ave. and Fitth 8t. 8T. LOVIS MO - The Brsr SaLvE o the world for Outs, Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rbeum, Fer ver Sores, Tetter, th:m Hande, Chil blaius, Oorus, sad all eruptions, and positively cures piles, It is guaranteed to ise, 3 ot par cx.4os sala by O ewl %, or 3 ¥ Gaadman before, Try’ Prof, Samuels’ treatment benefited as 1 have been, Very truly yor MARY BOSARD, 2030 Docatur Street ARTIFICIAL EYES ALWAYS ON HAND, OFFICE HOUKS ; 9a m to7 p.m, Prof. Samuels does not attend t business eutside of bisroows, and ks B0 one connected with him, F.C. MORG.AN, WHOLESALE GROCER 1213 Farnam 8t.. Omaha, Nah - aslm PERFECTION HEATING AND BAKING is only attalned by using .CHARTER 0AK 8toves and Ranges.’ = WITH WIRE GADUZE ' OVER DOORS. *For sale by| MILTON ROCERS & SONS OMLAELA . full-mde)