Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, December 9, 1882, Page 2

DECEMBER 9 THE DATLY BEE--OMAHA SATUBDAY, q A = — — —— e ~ rom te & ! Ader twesther, of Newton, G bkl NGULARITIES POHT o J ¥, and each corner is embroidered | Merriweather, of Newton, Ga,, but 81 — POHTRY OF THE TIMES. i‘:.h."fii:v‘-‘lrén'v.".n?::ynin".'iv; 1ar stitch, brides goon died. The tv_vhh'--rui mgh., — : Wieh. Be An Irish girl, who had appiied for » |married two mors of the 1isbon's ‘daagh | & spring in St. Tammany parish, La., N Do e Howed tht soultion In which the was Fequired to do [ tere. For the recond time thes Wers Ve’ ponra forth clear, o 1d water all day long, They say the boys are horrid things, posi reaved, and they have for the third time | Eoe S Sl AT RS ddenly dry, dissharg: And don’t know how to act; They're nothing, though, to growc.up girls - T tell you it’s a fact Taaw myself the whole affair, ‘And watched the fun begin; *Twas Sue that latd the spitefal plot To take Amelia in. At dinner, Melia twitted Sue About a beau she'd lost, And though Sue k-pt & # 1 saw how much it cost. T «new that romething had to come; Boya like an harest fight But girls will smile and kiss, and then Do something mean for spite, iiling face, “Just put the wish-bone, dear,” said Sue, “Atove the parlor door Your hushand he the first will b Who steps the threshold o'er.” She helped Amelia mount the chair (I watched it with a grin), Then teckoned with her finger-tips, And oalled the waiter in, ~Harper's Young People, How They ‘Arranged it. He strageled to kies her—she struggled the same To prevent him, #o bold and undsunted As if vmitten by lightniog he heard her exclaim “Avaunt, ¢ir!” and off heavaunted But when he roturned with the fiendishest e nugh, Showing clearly that he was affronted, And threatened by main force to carry her off, She oried *Don’t!" and the poor fellow don'ted, Then he meekly approached and got down at her foot, Praying loud as before he had ranted, That she would forgiys him, and tried"to -nai( And , “'Can’t you!"—The dear girl recanted, Then gently he whispered, “How could you do so? I certainly thought I was jilted, 8ay, come thou with me, to the parson we'll go— 8ay, wilt thou, my dear?’ andshe wilted, Then E:ylylu took her to see her new me, A shanty'by no means enchanted, Baying, * roam, Say, shan't we, my deart —no they shanted, HONAY, FOR THM LADIES. Black matelaseo dress goods are much used in mourning, There is no torture that a woman would not suffer to enhance her beauty,—Mon- taigne, Ruesinn women, it is said, are never jonl. ous of their servant girls, What are Rus. sian men ma ‘e of? Flax gray wool dre worn with pale pink tiimmings, is the latest fancy intro- duced by Sarah Bernbardt, Blue and red cloth pelisses, with shonl- der capes, are the fayorite wraps for littlo people, bith boys and girls, The latest fancy tor necklingerie is to unite several colorsin the ribbon bows that, mingle with the laces at the throat, Grown-up Japanese women play with dolls. Tu this conntry they go to_parties snd flirt with £ ps, ~Philadelphia Nows, Kvery Iady should have & plush jacket in black, real Lrown or rome other color which will barmonize with any kind of a skirt, The fancy work of the moment is the orocheting of figele-solored twine of un. bleached cottot into coliars and cuffs for dressce, Ore aments long ago Iaid aside are being ap? [iiy brought to light to supply the de- @ und trom oll sides for passementerio and cord trimming. Philadelphia young men have urflmhml the *'F.ee from Baoged Hair Club” as an offset aguiost the young ladies’ **Free from Cigarette Smokers’ Club,” Speaking of schools for girls, wouldn't it bene'it the country to hire a man to fs- form the blondes that red hats are unbe- ooming, —Atlanta Constitution, Tmitution stained ,'um is becoming very popular, especially for home) where the view from the back windows is of a blank wall or neighbor's yard, with its weekly Cisplay of linen, Overskirts cut open here and there and Inced together with wilk cords are new and effective, With evening costumes of silk or ratin the bodice is made to match, and the Incing is done under the arms, Pedestiinnism is in_vogue smong fash- fonable people, and it is now the proper thing for yourg ladies to take constitu- tional morn'ng walks, This is certainly a sensible fashion, ‘Women of the world never use harsh ex- ressious when condemning their rivals, ike the savage, they hurl elegant arrows, ornamented with feathers of purple and azure, but with poisoned pointe, Plush-colored frames are decorated with small beads or tiny braes-headed naile, or by painting a upray of apple or orango blossoms 10 one of the upper corners and a bird upon the corresponding one at the bot- tom. Birds of every description sre used to decorate uffs, Duplicates of those select- ed for the muff aré’ generally worn ou the hat or bonnet which accompanies it. 8,mo general housework, was asked by the mis. Trows if tho ever made fires, *Shure, that's » strange question for & married woman to be axin' me,” responded Bridget. “Be. gorrs, mum, 1 niver did make fires, but T've 1o objestion to bs sfther tachin' yer husband. —Brooklsn Eagle. ““John,” said the cashier's wite, dropping into the bank in the midst of & shoppiog trip, you forzot to leave me that money this morning " ““What name! asked the owhier, without ‘looklng up. “Name! name!” exclaimed the lady, I am your wife.” *No doubt, no_doubt,” anawered the oashier mechanioally, and goiog on with his writing; but you will have to bring some one to identify you." Among the most costly msterials for ¢le. gaat winter toilets are brocades and broea. telle, with brilliantly-colored exctier on groutdds; Ottoman silks, in all the hizh art “hades, 1ampas, having plain grounds bro. onded with stripes covered with flowers; wagnificest Indian g tissues, ven with threads of teal vold or silver, and ¢ with huge valvet flowers on watin ] { these in d evening tints, or in the fashionable colsrs of olive, electric blue, bronze, Egyptism red, golden ! rown, royal purple, terra oottnand the endless thades of green, Buttons may almost be classed among the luxuries of dress. Tn point of elegance and in the matter of price they have never been excelled. Among the novel styles are those of gold or silver,set with mock m#, in Moresque or Floentine dosigns. Thes aro models of art aud Seauty. Thgy would also be models of extra-agance wers It not for the fact that they wil never tar- nish, being of the genuine mew), They oan, therefore, be transferred dom one costume to another, vntil they have*'piid tor themselves,” Another beautifulstyle of button is o cut jot, in mosaic desigs, with monogram or crest of memi-precioyy stones in the contre, Thess stones may of any color, so that the hue accords with that of the costume, e— IMPIMTIHES. The revision of the OId Testament will mot be oomplated for six months yet; but tho world will go on as usual till then, 0, Lord,” prayed an_Ohio mibister, ““Thou hust ween by the morning papers how tha Sabbath was desecrated yester- day A Philadelphia proncher told the women ere we shall live no longer to | of his congregation that Divine truth could not find its way into hearts that were oramped by corasts, Tulmage has his doubts about Noah. Don't nee why they might not have had a man in those days who could run as good & menagerio as Barnum, A western deacon, who waa caught with » pack of cardst 1 his pocket, tried to palm himself off us wsthetic, He swore he was always fond of engravings, Mr. Spurgeon, when asked to support a cortain school board candidate on_the round that the man belonged to the Blue Ribbon army, replied: “Do you think I am going to support & donkey just because he has a blue ribbon on him?” The Rev. J. P. May, of Memphis, re. fused communion to an excommunicated member of his church, and the Iatter at- tempted to whip him. The dominie was equal to the occasion, and the other is in the hospital, Tngernoll cleared £4,000 by his last threo lectures in Chicago. Thisshows that in fidelity pays tolerably well in this world, however we may doubt its success in the next: Incidentally it also shows that Chicogo is a pretiy ripe field for an able- bodied missionary or two, ' no use talking,” said Deacon Jones, *‘about ministers’ rons never amounting to anything, There's Parson Biblepounder’s son, now, s smart and promising a young man as there is in town,” *Very true,” roplied F"“fi' “but, you know, Parson Bibleexpounder isn’t much of & minister,” Pastor Dalrymple, of the Methodist chursh at Somors, Conn,, is endangering his income by opposition to soclal kissing, Hin salary is raised by entertainments in which kiss games ture; but he has taken a firm stand against such dhurlhm1 thus cutting off an important source of revenus. The Rev. Chasles Ackworth was = pointed by Bishop Brown pastor of the Zion Methodist church at Lee, Mass,, but he got no further than the text of his fiest sermon when the Rev. John Cloyd, the former miuistor, aided by two trustees, ulled him off the platform and hustled Bitn out cut of the house, It s to be fn- ferred that the appointment was noi ace ceptable to the congregation, Tho dancing Iady, who tries to wear tho skirt of her dress under her arm and the waust aronad her knees, and kicks her slip- pers clear over the orchestra chuirs every uight, gets $600 a week, and the cily mis- sionary gots §6 0 n year; the horse race scoops in $2,000 the first day, and the church fair Insts a week, works thirty of its best womon nearly to death, and comes out §40 in debt. The recent mobbing of **Gen,” Booth, of the Euglish Salvation smy, At Hereford, recalls agood story of a stalwart Kentucky preacher in the days “befo’ do wah,” He was once conducting a revival service, when he was annoyed by the indecent con- married sisters. A bride and bridegroom, having heen shown politely over the whita houre the other day by one of the private secretaries or other men _in writing, the groom, in taking leave of him, handed him a dollar bill and cried out: Take that, Mr. Ar thur; if 1'd have come and seen you before slection, dsrned if 1 wouldn't have voted for you,” and the secretary kept the d llar and the compliment without a word, You see he hated to undeceive the happy fel- low and deprive bim, of his supposed pleas- ure in having seen President Arthur, The matrimonial chances of a young Indy in life have bern determined partially by an old maid in Philadelphia, Having kept tho record of 1,000 of her ncquuint. ances whs have been led to the altar, she finda that the chances betwern the ages of 14 and 40, are as follows: There are 32 chsnces at the sges of 13 and 15,101 chancen at 16 and 17, 210 at 18 and 19, 280 at 20 and 21, 165 at 22 aud 23, 62 at 24 rnd 25, 6) at 26 and 27, 45 at 23 and 49, 18 at 30'and 81, 11 at)31 and 83, 8 at 34 snd 35, 4 at 36 and 87, and 2 at 88 and 50, It will therefore be seen that from 18 to 25 is the golden flood tide of matrimony, and that it ia at these ages that the most chances are aken in the great lottery. MUSIOAL AN DRAMA 10, Lawrence Barrett entertained Boston all this week. Ada Gruy is traveling through Indiana and Illinois, Ganevieve Ward was acting la:t week in Boghton, England, Patti cannot be indaced to ring in any of Wagner’s operas, Mary Anderson played in Pittsburg dur- ing the present week, Pouline Lucea is creating a_ great furor ®tho Imperial opera house, Viinna, Daughters of Lydia Thompson and Magye Mitchell are about to become ac- tiossee, Bauret, the violiniat, in conjunction with Popper, the 'celloist, is giving concerts in Lisbon, Mr, Barlley Campbell's new play, *'2i- berin,” b troved a pronounced sucoess in San Francises, John McCullough will be the Christmas attraction at the Chestnut Street opera house, Philadelphia Mr, Charles E, Lnoke is negotiating with Joachim and SaintSaens fora tournee in this country next seasos, Rubinstein has just compated a ballet entitled *“The Vineyard,” to ba produced in St. Petersburg next January, Mits Nilsson is so pleased with her reception in this country that _she hsg in. timated that she might possibly maks jt her home. Miss Clara Louise Kellogg, aesisted by a strong concert company, will give a con- cert in the Central music hall, Thursday evening, Dec, 14 Rossini's *‘Semiramude,” with Patti, Sealchi, and Galnssi in the leadiog, roles, will be the most important event in Maple- #ON's Opera season, ‘The return of Sig. Salvini to Chicago is announ ed at the Grand opera house on the 11th inst,, when he will present his famous interpretation of “Othello,” * Edwin Booth recently played an im- mense engngement in Dablin, there sre “‘down upon” his Hamlet, but they regard his Richelious and Bertuccio as “sublime.” Madam Albani will appear at the New York Academy of Music on the 12th and 13th of December at the Fublio rehearsal and concert of the Oratoris society. One of the greatest sensations of the operatic season will bs Colonel Maple- #on’a production of Rossini’s **Semiram- ide,” with Patti as tho heroine, Soalchi as Arsnce, and Golassi in the leading male rolo, Wagners “Tapnhauser” has lately be produced in St Potarsburg, this befog ¢ rat porformance of the work in Russia, Tt is said to have been enthusiastically re- colved. Karl Formen says that *in nc_country of the casth are 1IUrY Deautltul vulces to be found than we have in the United States,” but, probably, nowhere are more voioes ruined thau in this very coun- try. Arrangsments havo boon_completed for » ‘musioal festival in Minneapolis next May, under the direstion ol Mr, Theodore Thomas, the ‘‘Redemption” being ths leading choral feature of the scheme of programmes, OF Col. Mapteson’s troupe the New York correspordent of The Washington Star writes: **By the way, it seems rather odd that the organization should he called Ttalian, Mierawinki, the tenor, a Pole; Romsini is a Hungmian, Savia & Georgian, Ciodo an Alietian, Juch o German, Zagury an Amerioan, Galazzzi an Italian, Nicolini a Frenchman, and Patti Span. iah,” Mrs, Langtry's Juliana has Impressed New York critics favorably, even The Times tinding in it poiuts for praise, while tho chivalrous Mr, Winter is happy in at lnst being granted an opportunity for the duct of & couple of rowdies, He went up to them and rebuked them, when one re- plied: *‘We heard that you work miraclea, and are come to see if it is true.” ‘N sir,” naid the preacher, taking off his coat, “‘but we oast out devile;” and he forthwith caxt them out, Ned Thoro, the actor, was living at of thess ornithological effigien are too large for good taste, Tucked slesves, fitted very closely to the arms, are seen upon & number of imported dresses of artistic, esthetic make, 'l fabric must be soft and pliable when this styleoFalesve i adopted. Brooaded or plaided ekirts are »a good deal worn at present, with close-fitting Jersoy basques of plain velvet in black, dnlrk e dark blue, or vlllue'uulor, and [ e assernentorie Id and IHM beads, Sy Ladies will do well this season to look up tueir heiclooms in the shape of fanoy buck. los and clasps, a8 orname.i.s of this descrip. tlon nre exceeding'y fash.oanble. Buokles, both little and large, of gold, wilver, jet, pearl ue bronze are worn upon the dress, o""en in place of buttons, For outside wraps plain velvet is ve: fashionubly worn both for large and uluufi confectiont; aud many redingotes and lor, orsuques are being made of it by princips wmodistes. The trimmings are of fur or of jet pendants, and excesdingly wide passe menteris hands, Seylish military redingotes of dark blue oloth hive the standing collar, pockef cuffs, and double breasied frout trimmed with eflver Lraid iu Roman lesigns, Down the back of the skirts is set a double row of laxze siiver buttony, in designs of old Roman medallions, Bureau covers are now made in orash, design of leaves sod Howers eraliy worked in linen floss. They o washed, and on thix account have much to recommend them, The work is usually solid, snd they are finished off by an in- sertion of drawn work and fringe Handsome tidies are made by stitching cretonne figures of bright tint: upon dark. colored plush with goid thread or narrow gold braid, Cord of mixed color iy cewn around the edge and a heavy taesel de- pends from each ovrner, Wood baskets are decorated in many tanciful ways, the most popular being by hu:fim upon the one side of deep garnet, & criw on suteen, with fringe of the same ' % motto worked in Kensin; ton i ap on more wood, the wind is + hi's on the other eide a collection of fir oL “orves as ornament, Fashionable hed quilis are now of satin richly c‘ixbwldrrcd. The center, for in- ston heavy white satin, upon which of flowers and loaves is embroid- ered, surrounding & monogram, A border- ing of baby tlue o about ¢11htun luches (n widsh, hee » ruoaiog deslgn e € | that night, Washington some years ago when the Owl Club wes in its infancy, One day his wife prid a visit to New York, and as she left him at the depot she told him to be & good 'boy. She said she would pray for him Ned replied, *“Well, if you do I hope you will pray that I get a hand of four jacks, for I am goivg to the Owl Club to play poker.” After the train pulled out he carried out his resolution, and, contrary to his usuil luck, he won right alovg, = After playing half the night with good oards, he looked at the hand dealt bim, xnd exclaimed as he mado A large bet: ' *My little woman is at it, sure encugh,” He had the four jacks and took the pilo. He says he believes now in the effioacy of prayer CONNUBIALITINS, A Kentucky farmer loet four dsughters in one day~—by marriage, Miss Lilian Norton has married Mr, Flower, but will not leave tho stage, Only seven days elapsod after the wed- ding of & man at Dubugque before he eloped with the bride's cousin, o percontage of insane persons in Tows alwags was un. usaally high. The seventicth anniversary of the wed. ding of Mr, aud Mrs, Josiah Hurd, of Bennl: gton, Vt., has just been celob rated in the houso where they began housekeep- ing. They are 91 and 87 years of ago 1e. #pectively, Thereis a J, P, in Allamakee who does marriages by this formula: *Them ss this court has joined togethar let no man put asunder; but let little children come unty them, 50 help me God,” k and saleswoman in Ovington's ching ein Brooklyn who figured for fuo in & mock- marriage, and afterward discovered tust the colored porter who fhicinted is & regular VIOAN, are nOwW puzaled how to get & divorce, A wowan got a divorce from her hus. band, in Oregon, on the ground of cruelty, Ho reformed and wanted to msery her sgain, to which she consented; but he afterwards changed his mind, snd now she is suing bim for breach of promise, The eldest daughter of the marquis of Queenshury is declared to bave recently married » baker. Her age is forty, and her busband’s exactly half her own. The Iady, it seems, was & patroness of s charity sohool in which the young wan learned his The twin dsughters of Bishop Andress wese wedded 0 Dr. Lovets sad Judge honest although poetic “expression of his admiration for a beautiful and very charm- ing lady, He does it, however, with re:er- vation, for, ho “'she whines aé ice shines, and for the same resson,” ——— EDUNATIONAL NOTES. Williams College has just arranged a course in_graduate sstronomy, The col- lepe now has 261 students, Since the modest beginning thirteen years ago of Girton College, —the woman's college at Cambridge, —it has twice been found necessary to make considerable ex- tensions. Two of the most accomplished kinder- garten workers of St, Louis have been in- vited by the Canadian ¢iuvernment to in- troduce their system in the Awmerican dominions of the Queen, The new Yalo catalogue shows & total of 1,096 students cowing from all parts of the country. All the departments are now equipped in an excel'ent maoner and are in the best working order, Some of the trustees of the Towa Agris cultural College £re endeavoring to elimi- nate from the cursiculews whatever may not pertain directly to sgiioultural educar tion, Noarly all the alumnf and the stu. deuta forcibly object to uny charges, The Teachers’ School of Fclence estabr lished st Boston some years ago has now been assured m permanent existence by counsction with the Lowell Tostitute. 1t vives to the teachers of Boston and its vielnity the opportunity to attend lectures on physiology, geslogy sad other branches of eclevce, An Oxford oorrespondent says that out of the 838 rosident members of convocation 200 are college officials and 170 of them are engaged in teachiog on behalf of the col. leges as distinot both from private teach- ers and from uviversity teachers,. The number of andergradustes on the books is ,500, and the collezes thus provide already one teacher to every rixteen or seventeen student At the recent meotiv agoglosl Society the bers seemed to be yate ¢ of the Maine Ped- timent of the mem. sed to the marking » in schools, Prucipal Rounds, of Farmivgton, declired that wuch of the marking is sheer nousense, besides being » great burden d teachers, He sdded that he had given up trylng to find ont & pupil's knowledge by ecarshing examina: tions. He held bricf exuminations at un. expeoted times. Recitations, he added, oarnot be judged ko winutely as by tenths without interfering with l‘u instruction. —— When you feel out of sorts, have ihe blues, melancholy, eto., it must e fudigestion that ails you. © Brown's lron Bitsers cures i, T'ho oritics | ) ing no water uotil the sun ngain rises, A gennine kangaroo rat was recently oaught in Tehems county, Oal. It looks very much like the Norway , tut has shorter forelegs and a pouch for its young, a8 does the kangaroo. Five mermoids by actual count, are at present on exhibition in New York city, with all the returns not yet in, Kach maid is *“the only genuine” one of her rare species ever captured, A natural wonder in New Jersey, is a girl at the Vineland high school, wh making a steady gain in weight of half a pound a day, Ag», twelve years; weight, t Inet advices, 190 pounds, A man drawing & telephone wire ~or s one of the electric wires in Rock Islond the other diy received a shock which caused him to fall to the ground, a dis tance of twelve feet, like alog. The elec tricity burned a yellowish scar across the palm’ of his haud, but otherwise he ap. peared to be uninjared. A few miles away from Philadelphia are living family of triplets, two men and a women, who are rixty years of age. They are the children of an old Lutheran clergy- man named Roillers, and are all hale and bearty, These triplets have always lived together, The brothers are married, but the sister has remained a epivster, A Philadelphia bird fancier rage: “You can tame a canary inside of eix hours by depriving it of food for that length of time, and then puttine your hsnd filled with seed into the cage, Repeat this at intervals, and the bird will soon bccome teme enough to fly about the room and come to you when you whistle for it,” Four tall men attracted much attention among the crosd of passengers in the Jer- fey City depot of the Pennsylvanls rail- road on Satarday evening, Two of them were reven feet tall and broad in propor- tion, a third was about six feet, eight inches, and the fourth, a boy, was a little over six feet, They are brothers of the Shields family, from Texas, The tallest are twins, and are 21 years of age. The boy is 18' years of age. They said their father was seven feet high, and that they had three brothers in Texas of that height. No less than thirty varieties of the American agave or maguey plant grow in Mexico, no part of the country being with- out it, ' No other plant, it is said, has any- thing like the intrinsiv value of this, It can be utilize. for four distinot industrial products, all of them important. It pro- duces the celebrated Tequila brandy, made by a system of preparation and distillation which has besn famous since the days of the Aztecs, It also produces a quality of molasses said to be preferred to any made from sugar cane, Its leaves, when pressed, produce a fibte in all respects equal to the finest Vucatin henequen jute. Ropes made from it wre of unequalled pliability and streagth. And, lastly, its pulp is un- rivaled for the manufacture of many quali- ties of paper, The capabilitiss of the Plant are 1o where developed in Mexico, Where the msnutacture of pulquo or bran- dy 2 followedno other use is made of the fibre, though the process does not in any way injure it a8 jute. The plant grows wild overywhire, and could doubtless be m h modifiec end improved by cultiva- o, PEPPHEMINT DROPS, Somebody stys that, **ballet girls are not 7 bad a8 they ire painted.” We hope not. hey are pahted frightfully, — Boston Post. California trures that one acre of vine- yard pays as huch as ten acres of wheat, but some folis grow, wheat just to be obstinate, Texas Siftinis: When an obituary notico readn: **No fuher rec his failures to dis. close,” it meawy, “Whishy killed him,” Mince pis sesson is here,and those who can afford it wil now dream of elephants with four trutks and muleswith illumi. nated heads. A Ooloradosheriff undertook togrrest a cionsmon ber last spring and idin bed yet. Sheriffashould take cinname in their hot whisy and leave bears alone, The grasabypper has, according to s size, 120 the kicking powor of an avers, wun, It Mot be exciting tlwes for the' young grasshoppers which go courting and find the old man at home. ‘The hugging power of the common black bear has been greatly overrated. He can exercise mo greater pressure than a stout man, but he obtains nugleunnt re- sults by using the claws on his hind legs, After a young man Las spent six weeks trying to write the Lerd’s prayer on a space the size of a three cent pi:ce i's real me: to figure that he #ould have sawed and split 20 cords of wood in that time, A young fady inquires: “How can I avoid” being addreesed if T walk out at night without a_protector?” 1If you wear an old ghawl and clrl{ o clothes basket you will not bo disturbed. The Bee-keepers’ Journal ofticially an- pounoes that the honey bee cannot hear. That’s too bad, Half the funin lifting a boy about three feet high is in hearing what he says when he comes down, A new book is called “How to Keep a Store,” It isa work of several bundred pages, and life is too shork to read it, The best way to keep a store is to advertise judiciously, and thus prevent it falling into the hands of the sheriff, —~Norristown Her- ald§ oo b s 0, - An editor returning home one'" morning ubout 8 o clock was et in the ball by vigilant spouse. ‘*Alas,” ¢he said, “'th B you have been dstained by another breal age of the press,” *Nay, not so,” he re. plied; “neither has the press broken down nor have I bean detained by getting out the weekly, but it was & emall game of 10 cent ante which hindered me,” A Kansas man, upon being ronsed from his bed at 6 8, m. to split kirdlinge, indul. g>] in heathen lanzusge, and wished somc= t ) ing would coms along and convert everys thiog combuslible into kindiing wood, Next duy & u‘m ame howling along and knocked his house into kindlings, and yet he was not satisfied, Itis imposible to please some men, “I have comé to kill ycu,” said & man entering an Arkynses “pewspaper office, drawing @ pistdl and confronting the edi- tor. *'You published an article deroza- tory to my character, and it is my dnty as s Lusband and father to kill yon,” *I'am glad of it,” the poor editor replied, "I was Sud thinking of committing clde "'Well, if that's the case, let's go down and take something,” ‘'Now you move we to emotion;” and the two deadly ene- mios went cut together, And yet some Eeopln aroin favor of probibition,—{Ar- ansaw Traveller, —— Called to Preach. We foel called upon to preach & fow gos. pel facts—facta that sre worth knowing, Ve want cyerybody, to enjoy all that is possible in this world, We want all those who are suffering from rheumatiom, neu- ralgin and a)l aches, spraing snd paivs to know that Thomas” Eclectric Oil is an tne failing and splendid cuse, RTHE PERMANENY CURE OF 5 CONBTIPATION. |§ wess0 s #0 yrovalent { COMPLETED AND READY FOR DELIVER Four Feet Wide BY Seven Feet Long, LARGEST AND MOST COMPLETE MAP OF THE CITY EVER PUBLISHED.§ Compiled under direction of An- drew Rosewater, City Engineer, And Examined and Compared by George Smith, County Surveyor Thereby making it the OFFICIAL MAP OF THE OITY. Over Six Mouths work upon it ata Cost of about §1,600. CONTAINS EVERY NEW ADDITION laid out up to this date. Also all public and private buildings of note photographed thereon. Shows all New Railway and Depot trounds, All property shown and described within half & mile south and west of city limits, nnd all within one mile north of north boundary of city. Fully Mounted, (?:)lorod, Varnished And Cloth Backs, PRICE $7 EACH. PUBLISHED BY Geo. P. Bemis Real Estate Agency, 108h anfDougies Streets Singls Breech Loading Shot Guns, from 85 to 815 Double Breoch Luadin% Shot Guns, $18 from to 876, Mussle Loading Shot Guns, from 86 to §26 Boot ¥ishing Tackl , Base Balls and all Kinds of Fanoy Goods. Full Stock oféShow Cages Always on Hand, QWA S, s TR Imported and Key West Cigars, a large lirie of Meer- schat?m and Wood Pipes and everythin I:equxred ina first-Class Cigar, Tobacco and Notion Store. Cigars from $15,00 per 1,000 upwards, Send for Price List and Samples. " R, o T 7 WHOLESALY OOE 1213 Farnam St.. Or WILLIAM SNYDER, MANUFACTURER OF CARRIAGES, BUGGIES, Firs-Class Paining and Trimming, Repairing Promptly Done. 319 Harnay, “Jor. 14th, Omahe, Noh. = A. M. CLARK, Painter&Paper Hanger SIGN WRITER & DECNRATCR. R R, H ALY & RETAIL WWALLL PAPER! Window Shades’ aud (nrtains, OORNICES CURTAIN POLES AND 7 FIXTURES., 107 South 14th Street - = OMAHA. .. NWBRASKA 2 S DR, DIRESTORY OF LEADING WESTERN HOTEL PROPRIETORS J. 0. McINTIRE, A. G. WEATHERLY, ©. C. REYNOLDS, J. 8. STLLLINIUS COWLS nestn, Nek, Manring, ‘owa, " Raplds, owa. rd, Neb HOTELS ARLINQTON, WEATHERLY HOUSE, REYNOLDS HOUSE, SARATOGA HOTEL, MARSH HOUSE, E.MANS BROWNSVILLE Nib OOMMEROIAL HOTEL? JOHIt HANNAN 8tromaourg MNe HALL HOUSE, A, W.{HALL Lculsyille CITY HOTEL, OHENEY &FOLARK, alr, . COMMERCIAL HOTE -, J. Q. MEAD, | g Y GRAND OENTRAL £.8EYMOUR, Hoprasxa Gy, Neb MIBSOUR! PACIFIO HQTEL, P. L. THORP, Weeping Water,Ns A. 0. OAARPER, W. MAYFIELD, €. 8TOREY. E. L. ENO, O. B. HACKNEY, FRANK LOVELL, OOMMERGCIAL HOUBE GREENWOOD HOUSE, OOMMEROIAL HOUBE, ENO'S HOTEL, EXOHANGE HOTEL, METROPOLITAN HOTEL, Hardy, Neb. Greenwood, Neb Clarinda, lowa Eremont, Neb* Ashiand, Neb Atkinzon, Nen MORQGAN HOUSE, L. GRUBB, Qulide Roecd, N BUMMIT HOUSE, SWAN & BECKER Oreston, ia. HOUSTON HOUSE, GEC, CALPH, Exira, la, REYNOLDS HOUSE, o WALKER HOUSE, M. REYNOLDS, D. H. WALKEP, Atlantic, la, Audubon, la. OOMMERCIAL HOTEL, 8. BURCESS, Neola, la OITY HOTEL, DI A, LLIAMS, Harlan la, PARK HOUSE, MRE, M. E. OUMMINGS, Oorning, In. NEBRASKA HOTEL, 'L, AVERY, Btanton, ‘ MERCHANTE HOTEL Q. W, BURK. Burlington Junation, & COMMERCIAL HOT — Blanchard, la. PARKS HOTEL, F. M. PARK, 8henandoah la, OOMMERGC AL HOTEL, BAGNELL HOUSE, HENRY WILLS, GHAS, BAGNELL, Dayld Oity, Nob Collego 8prings, I OOMMERCIAL HOUEE, WM, LUTTON, Villisca, In. JUDKINS HOUSE, FRANK WILKINSON, Maivern, Ia, BALL HOUSE, H. H, PERRY, Ida Qrove, la OCOMMERCIAL HOUSE B, F. STEARNS, Odebolt, In WOODS HOUBE, JOHN EOKERT, Osceola, Neb. DOUGLAB HOUEE J. 8, DUNHAM, Olarks, Neb. BEDFORD HOUEE J. T. GBEEN, Bedford la. ARLINGTON HOUSE, J. M. BLACK & BON, NORFOLK JUNOTICN HOUGE A, T. POTTER, WINSBLOW HOUBE Q. McOARTY, Marysvilie Mo Norfolk Junction Net Beward, Neb. AURORA HOUSE M. B, JONES, Auroar Neb. OROZIER HOUSE O. R. gROZ‘ER. Bldney, Neb, 8 A AVOCA EATING CE| HOUBE NTRAL HOUSE D. W. ROCKHOLD., voca | LOCKWOOD & BHATTUOK, Red Oak’ FOSTER HOUBE Oapt, JOHN FOSTER, Lewls, | WHITNEY HOUSE E. HAYMAKER, Griswold, la. DEPOT HOTEL, 0. L. CHAPMAN, Dunlap, la LUSK HOUSE, J A LUSK, Logan, la. DOW CI 1Y HOUSE, W. H. MORTON, Dow Cita. 2la Denlson, TAMA CITY, TA., Harmon & Keales, Prop e e e e Sioux {}ity_ & Pacific Rans a Bolid Traln 1brough frow Oouncil Bluffs to 2t, Paul 38, Without Uhange Time, Uniy 17 Hours p bl REICP MILES THE fHOBTEE ROUTH r20% QOUNO{L, BLUFFS 70 87, PAUL, MINNEAFOLIA LULUTH OR BISMAROR ) 1u Norihern lows, Minnestia snd 3 Yo 1 od with the tmproved v-brake and Mile JAQQGER HOUSE, HARMON HOUSE, Delioious B age. “THE CUP THAT CHEERS,” “BUT un’ Palace Sloeping Ot COUT CHANGE Leiween Eso Fatd), i Bluffy and ¥ »k Coun ol of Kaneag train from OUR DINNEF 1 | e d Ta8 Cnchd) ot the Jast bottle of B P | “Then, my doar, don’t forgot to remini ot BLUF me to or suoply to-morrow.” | cua “IHE HUB PUNCH"is prepared sole- | ang . ALAN ly by Mesars, O, H. GRAVES & SON, | ] i Vol Boston, 1t is made of the best limported oar Yalley*te. bmmlf and Santa Cruz ruw, united with [ «. B, 3 Boubbworters Passonger the juloo of fresh lemons, aud the inest ivell Blufis ¢ white sugar, and is really a delicious, a — - pure, and a reliable article, that bas we L IVOEP O X T E D] N with the most cordial sppreciatien of all Hyacinths. who tried 1t | Tulios, pSen that Sou gt tho canuine with tho | Crecuses- acsimile of “CHESTER H, GRAVES & ) SUNS" on the capsule over the oork of each | 42481 other 1or Ballenting, larged seors: by Grocers and .Wine Merchants | Dlustrated Catalogue tree. Send for ib everywhere, . 1 Trade supplied st Manufscturer's Hiram Sibley & Co., . A, MoNamara; families supplied by SEEDMEN, A H. Gladstone, O Neb | 20506 Randolph BL, - - -+ Chleg