Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, November 12, 1881, Page 4

The Omaha, Bee. Published every mnnflng. except Sunday. | The only Monday morning daily, LERMS BY MATL:— £10,00 500 | One b Months. .« MHE WEEKLY BEE, published ev- | ry Wednosds ST PATD:~ 'lhrer\lnn,hn 50 One .20 DENCE—AI Communts nd Editorial mat- CORR entions re tors wid be addressed to the EDIToR o | Tt 2 l'\‘ SINESS LETTERS—AN Busines ghould be ad emittances dre T ('\nw\ Penusnive Com- PAN \. A s and Post- oties Orders & sle to the onder of the ( OMAHA PI]BI ASHmB 00., Prop'rs E.ROSEWATER, Editor. Edwin Davis, Manager of City Circulation. Jotin H. Pierce in in Charge of the Mail Cireustion of THE DAILY BEE A. H. Fitch, tandsolicitor. respond Thauksgiving Proclamation by tho President. 1t has long been the pious custom of our people, with the closing of the year, to | fook back upon the Dieasings brought to | them in the changing cour e of seisons and re urn solenin thanks o the all-givint wource from whom y flow. And though at (his period when the falling leaf adm ni-hes us that the of our sacred duty is at han ', our nation stiil lies in the | shadow of the great :ereaverent and | monroing which has filed our hearts, still finds us hopeful expression toward the God bofora « hon we lately Dowed in grief ad | supplication,yet the countless benefita which have showered upon us during the past twelve momths e | for oar fervent grati- tude, and make it fitting tiat wo shou d rejoics with thankfulness that the Lord in Hli infinite mere ly favored our country and people. Teace without and prosp tity within has been vouchsafed WRLIREN Destilonce haa visited our shores, The abundant privileges of dom which our ‘athers left m their wis. dom ars still our incrensing heri if i ports of the vast doma tions have vsited aur brethren in their forest homes, yet even this cal Leen tem auner the geno n for the sufforers which throughout our country, 1 these things it it meet that the v of the nation should go up to God in fervent homagge Wha efore 1, Chest dent of the United St ve ";l day of B Arthur, ©resi- ox, do Tecommend 21th dy of No- It gt 3 may e from ther ing in their there to join u s to Almigh! 1, s goodness b 80 1 anifest in our history .nd our lives, and offering earnest prayers that his boun- ties wav coutinue to us and to our chil- re . Lu witness whereof, T have lierennto set my hand and caused the gre of the U ited h...w at the city of \\ venth day of N f our Lord one thou eieht hundred snd eighty one, and of the independence of the United States the one hundred and fifth. Cnesten A, ARTHUR, By the Prasiden Jas. G. Brar v ¥ rting homor and prais [r. 8. Se retary of State, A FEW more fire bugs sont to tho penitentiary will reduce fire ivsurance rikks in Omaha. 1ENVER retains the capital of Colo- rado, the latest election returns giving Three Months . $3.00 | combined, able that the Brooklyn, republican, It is pro Hyatt Smith, of independent | juaters, { Rev. T | who is the [ will voto with the regular republicans, and if so they will still have a major- ity of one aver all the other clements f picking with the chances ¢ on [ 1p one or two more republican gree backers and tho readjustors margin for tho nd it w ring to or | however the | | cans will be very clos: quire somo skiliful engt ganizo the next House with rcpubli- can ofli AxoTnER giant corporati been organized. This time it is not a | 1 d but a mill | | which is to ba operated in the int mammoth rail 44 aconda, located in St. |4 ‘I'i' of Juy Gould’s rail | This new corporation, Louis, is the consolidated product of | | three corporations of the first magni- | | tude, namely, the Vulean iron works, | the ( companies. and Tower and rilot Knob coal the con St. , with a The name of | nolidated company will b [ Lotiis Ote and Steel eomps capital of &5,000,000. stockholders are Jay Gould, Russel Sago and several others of Gould's tho Among its ailroad pariners, representing altogether 16,000 miles of »ada, cast and wost The Pilot Knob company wlll furnish the iron ore, the Grand Tower com- pany will furnish the coal, and the mechanical work will bo done at the Vulean works, Jay Gould already controls tho coal and iron of Missouri by controlling the Tron Mountain railroad, and this new corporation will afford him an opportunity for multi- plying wealth through a favored cor- poration that will supply his various roads with steel rails at the standard price, whilo they enjoy special advan- tages over all rail making by freights on their leading competitors in reason of Jow and industries coal. Thus the of the country are gradually falling under the control of the railway kings, and ere long, if the; their rapacity they will ery branch of indusl ores remain unchecked in monopolize and control y channel of Railroa 1 wgs will literally own the whole country. They have unrestricted con- trol of all the nghways over which the products of this country have to pass to market, and by arbitrary tolls may, at pleasure, lovy burdensome imposts upon American producers, They operate grain and stock yardsat the principal shipping points taking advantage of the ne- cessities of their patrons for enriching themselves and their favorites. They own and operato coal mines, control the fuel supply of the country and by trado, elovators disariminating rebates build uplocal munoplies in every important trade centre. No wonder these cormorauts amass millions overy year. The whole country is at their marcy. Fifty millions of people aro paying tithings to them uponmore than three thous- her 8,000 majority. How soon will the editor of the Herald find tim» to solve some of the conundrums propounded by Mr, Doane ? Mg. MauoNg's readjuster legisla- ture will elect a United States sena- tor. This means oue less bourbon in the senate in 1883. As LoNG as that inflated fraud Cork- hill remaios prosecuting attorney in the District of Columba there is very little hope of convictlug the star route robbers. Tr is stated by the London Times that the United States loses §77,600,- 000 annually by the declinei n Ameri- oan shipping. She more than makos it up in the increass of American man- afactures. TamMaNY still holds its own in Now York city and Boss Kelloy has voters enough behind hum to defeat any dem- ocratic state ticket put up without his good will. This is sad for Tilden and reform. Tauestar route thioves have thwarted justios on their first trial and their silent partners are jubilant. Whether Brady, Dorsey & Co. are sent to the penitentiary or escape unpunished with their plunder, there is some satisfac- tion in the exposure of these rouges and the stoppage of further swindling. Tue Virginia plan is a little moro mild, but very nearly as offoctive as the Mississippi plan. About two weeks ago J. A. Goaldesr was ap- pointed postmaster at Shackelford, Virginia. Last Tucsday he returned his commission to the department and declined the office. His explanation is that the inhabitants of Shackelford were known as “‘funders,” while he was a “‘readjuster;" consequently they would not let bim & house to open the mails in. The most effective way %0 bring the “‘funders” of Shackelford to terms would be to abolish the Shackelford postoffice and lot them get their mail at the nearest town where a and mlllions of ficticious capital that pays dividonds on watered stocks. Tur California fruit tradeis suffer- ing severely from the extortionate freight charges of the Pacific railroads. It is stated that the demand in the oast during the last scason was suffi- cient to have absorbed 30,000,000 pounds, but that the freight charges of the railronds were so oxorbitaut as to limit shipmenta toone-third of that amount. The Pacific railroads impose a tariff of $1,075 per car load on all fruit shipped from San Francisco to Now York by fast trains, and from $400 to 500 on fruit transported by ordinary freight. Dried fruit and raisins are carried for $300 per car and the California shippers complain with roason of the great dif- forence between the rates on green and dried truit. Thoy claim that it costs no more to carry a car of pears or green grapes than it does to carry a car of raisins or dried fruit, and that the only explanation of the difference is that because the former are perisha- blo the railroad takes advantage of the necessities of the shipper and makes him pay & one-hali higher rato on them. It is further stated that if the charges were in proportion to the rates now charged betweeu St, Louis or Chicago and New York it would cost only hali as much as it does now to ship a load of green fruit from the Pacific to the Atlantic, A singlo firm in San Francisco has ship- ped this year 4,240,000 pounds of ereen fruit and paidin railroad charges on it $118,000,and it is estimated that the total amount paid 6n freight charges this year by the fruit interest amounts to fully £300,000. Massacnuserrs is the only state that voted last Tuesday which gave an increased republican majority all along the line. Massachusetts has en- joyed an honeat and efficiont admines- tration under republican rule, There is never any difliculty about rousing republican majorities when the repub- lican party does its duty in giving a good government in the state and lo- “readjuster” or & “‘radical” handles cal affairs. It would be #o in Nebras- Uncle Sam's mails without undue in- terference, Ep—— Tue political composition of the next House of respresentatives will be as follows: Regular republicans, 146; indopendent republicans, 1; demo ka, @8 in Massachusetts, but for the demoralizing interference in our political affairs by the railway monopolies. These corporations have foisted upon us in the highest places publie men who are notoriously mere tools to farther their intorest and have - | the Land Court are causing Trish land m has just | farmers, No wonder there is such general dis- affection in the party. When Nebraska republicans can nomi nate men of their choice for state and republican [ county offices without corporation in- | terference the party will show increasd majorities even in an off year. OTHER LANDS THAN OURS. The dismay which the decisions of 1t g‘ that organization had been soleeted by | the Leagus itself its operations eould | not be more satisfactory to the tenant | lords is not without foundati Indications are that rents will cent. The | Ircland ; s to §80,- be redn former +d about 30 por annual rental in round numt amounted in 000,000. Under the effects of theland act this amount will bo 56,000,000, The is somewhat astonishing to the ex- tremists at both ends of the land ag tation. The Parnellites did pect any such concessions, aro doubtless greatly disappoint- ed that they are made, as they will take away their ammunition for agitation, while the land-owners themselves are much startled at the extent of the reduction. to suffer rome, reduced to & tion of the courta not ex-| and much of The latter expected but were not prepared for the virtual annihilation of about a third of their property. As many estates are mort- gaged for as much as two-thirds of their value, the nominal owner is left with absolutely nothing that he can call his own, This has an unpleasant look, and it is rousing a storm of in- dignation among the conservaties both in Treland and England, Buot it is the legitimate consequence of the land bill. The remedy was deemed neces- sary and the application will have to be endured. The practical working of the Trish Land Courts is foreing upon the Eng- Iish Jand question an exciting inter- est. So long as tho reform was mere- 1y talked about, the landed proprictors with the conservative sense of security that marks the rural Briton, particularly alarmed at tho situation. They could discuss the matter with comparative calmness as o far-off sub- eet. 3ut now that the cries of the Irigh land owners have begun to ring in their ears, thereis a general awaken- ing. The reality is brought too near home. Instead of the complaints of ejected tenants, there will come from Ireland | the complaints of ejected landlords, for the reduction of rents will have that effecet upon the debt burden, More than this, the ejected landlords will come to England them- selves, aemand compensation, and thoroughly arouse English and Scoteh land-owners to the defence of their own interest. The vigor with which these gentlemen will defend their pro- perty canwell beimagined. Mr. Glad- stone has said that measures which have been. adopted in Ireland were not called for in Great Britain, as the cir- cumstances were different, but it is difficult to see where ha can consist- ently draw theline. That the liberal party will suffer a large defection from its present strength is certain, It is expected that the whigs will go over to the torics in a body when the issue becomes a direct But on the other hand, the enfranchisement of half a million agricultural laborers will make up for large deficiencies, and this enfranchisement is set down as one of the foregone conclusions during the coming session of parliament. : not one. The long expucwdmmgnnhon of the Ferry ministry has taken place and Leon Gambetta has been called upon to select a new cabinet. The result of the late election fully vindicated the claims put forward by the friends of the great orator that he was the leader of the French people. That position he holds by virtue of his commanding abilitics as an orator his magnetiem as a friend and his boldncss asa partisan, His individuality has stamped itself upon FKrench republicanism and all branches of the party look up to the during and brilliant statesman as their natural leader. This is all tho more singular from the fact that Gambetta has not definitely annonnced auy peculiarly distinctive policy which he intends to pursue as premier desert his post through fear of his political opponents but age is begin- ning to tell upon him and he is mo longer physically able to perform the services and trying duties attached to his office, main unimpared, but at his timo of lifo hio is not capable of maki great or extended effort without bring- ing on an attack of nervous Ttis porfoctly natural, under se circumstances, that ho should His intellectual powers re- ¢ any prost tl desire to be relieved from the ecares of | 13 il to find in retirement that & { rest so naturally coveted by men in |, s Han, 1 the decline of life. It m that \|r Gladstone prefers retirement s of his party bringing for- iin great domestic quest y bo, too, ions of radical nature questions which wi 1. he is no longer at his a involve astrugglo to which, of life, cqual. One of these istheredistribution vanced 8 of parliamontary seata, Another is the | question of land reform in Hugland and Scotland, and the passage of an act similar to the one given in Ireland, The abolition of the laws of geniture and entail is also likely to become an issue, which will and bitterly fought. Mr. Gladstone sces these things coming, and, with his failing physical strength and grow- ing infirmities, naturally shrinks from undertaking tho labor which they will impose. He can Jewve publiclife now without the slightest cloud resting upon his fame, whereas if ho remain- ed to take part in cnterprises wholly beyond his strength, he might be forced to retiro through some disas- trous dci be long The German clections still continue to be a topic of absorbing interest on the continent. Tho second elections have resulted in - favor of the Liberals among whom Dr. Falk was returned the member from Worms. With a view to catching support from tho Jews Bismarck has announced that he is op- posed to the Hebrew persocutions but this declaration comes too late, having alrendy been anticipated at the polls. The negotiastions for a new Anglo French commereial treaty have ended, apparently becauss the French had limit of conces re 1 the extremo sions in regard to woolens and cottons. Nothing more, it seems, can be done until M. and appoints a more pliant Minister of Commerce than M. Tirard. The visit | of the Prince of Wales to Paris is pro- bably connocted with the expected compromise. He has already helped M. Gambetta by affording the Re ub- lican leader an opportunity to deny, more conclusively than herctofore, that he made a stealthy visit to Prince Bis- marck. Gambetta becomes Premier, A correspondont of a German news- paper, who visited Mecea not long |, ago, reports that the authorities, probab y under European pressure, are at last aroused to the belief that Allah will not work a special Jmiracle to prevent filth from producing its usual effccts, even though it be the Holy City, which is the seat of its operatfons. Hereafter a quarantine of ten days is to be imposed upon the pious travelers who come from all parts of Arabia, whether they have made the pilgrimage by land or water. The correspondent adds that this measure has produced much anger in Jedda, where it is likely to cause a commercial panic. Fires in the City of Moscow during the past ten years have been extra- ordinarly large in number and great in distructiveness. For that period their total number was 2,492, and the total loss 28,662,910 rubles, which indicate an average of 249 fires each year and a yearly loss of 2,865,201 rubles. Estimated in reference to population, this loss means an average of b rubles, or about §4, each year for every person iiving in Moscow. Higher education in England is said never to have known a period 8o pros perous as the present. During the past 10 yoars half a dozen flourishing colleges have been opened in various parts of the country, but instead of drawing away from the attendancs at Oxford and Cambridge, those ancient seats have roally advanced at very apid rates. Cambridge this year has of the republic. He has not opposed himself to those measures which were made the test of the popularty of the Forry ministry, notably the educa- tional bill and the anti-clerical atti- tudo of the government. Nor does it appear that the French . people gen- erally were inclined to differ with M. Ferry in his secularization of educa- tion and his suppression of the reli- gious orders, Tho ouly points on which M. Gambetta openly antagon- ized the ministry were on s plans for the reform of the methods and terms of election to the chambers of depu- ties and the senate. Gambetta's wide-spread popularity, under such circumstances, is ovidence how strongly the French people are in- clined to confide to their leaders the policy of government and the methods by which that policy is # be ocarried into effective operation, The rumors of the retirement of Mr. Gladstone which were current in London early in the week have been authoritatively denied. Thore is little the largest Freshman class she has ever knowu, It numbers 835. Figures for Oxford are not at hand, but it is said that a like increase has been expected at that inatitution, The deposed Zulu king is about to receivo a remarkable present, It is not—as the first guess might be—a cask of rum, for it is the Blue Ribbon army who are the donors. It is nothing less than a concertina, and the instrument has been entrusted to tho care of a missionary about to sail from London to the Cape. Cetewayo is gradually becoming more civilized, and he is aid to have donned a silk hat and part of a many colored bathing suit. There are troublous times to be expected on the cape, as the instru- ment in such unskillful hands as the king's may incite riot, bloodshed and, perhaps, assassination of the unfortu- nate captive. The fisheries on the east coast of England are a source of great wealth. During one woek last month nearly doubt however that the premier medi- tates laying down the carea of office at 300 boats landed their cargoes at Sear- borough, The catch was so enormous crats, 130; greenbackers, 9, and rcad- [ neither executive ability nor integrity. {an carly day. Heis not the man to|and the quality so good that provious primo- | inflated herring prices umbled from 8215 to 80 cents per hundred. At Whiiby nearly 200 herring boats ar- rived in one day, with catches from 10,000 to 60,000, The soveral nets from overweight of fish It was estimated that 680,000 pounds of herring wers landed in one day at Whithy fisheries lost over and the catch CONNUBIALITIES. [ tean but after ccing & few i advised her to zo home, and liaa Mills, of Harricon who is 70 years old, was 1 tinst, for he fifth tim county, arried on his hriie|s the hymeneal altar, th of Queen Tsabella's young danghe Inf ters are marr a { Enlalia to an Ausrian_archditke, Queen | Ch and the Infanta Maria | delln Paz to the hei | of Portugal, At Bluffton, and at Celing, wartied by [2 entto the crown | Tnd,, Joseph iphell, Ohio, L uias Kelsey woie gra; b, there be ng o mins. ling party at euc and Mrs, Campbell expect to meet xometime noxt winter, Two yonng couple eloped from Ripon, Wise nsin, to I ed back to n du Lae, and teleg he wirl's parent al? wire v, a3 ceremony will be performed this cvening anyhow.” A mnlwl- aged couple recently visited on their l‘mh\ (n\u. and v at lhn house of the bride's hrother, in s his wifes niece, that won her hieart, eloped with » e rext of the journey on resi lvm .f DPucker county, Ky., after artiving at the uge of eighty, and having been ma yied four times, elope” at night on horseback with ‘he youthful belle of the county, was chased twenty milos by her angry father but got away trinmpisntly, acd went on hls fifth honeymooa trip re: joicing. Wien Dr, J. C Thompeon was married v, he noticed that Miws Collet, esmiaid whom he then saw for the first time, as hands mer than his wile, Ho ¢ 1d her 50 a few d vys later, and that he wa- rorry he did not ‘marry her, w upon she remarked that they counld casly by eloping, and they eloped The Chicago Tribune says: Tt has been learned from a credible source that C! Louise Kellogy will, at the conclu : precent concert eny; ent, be united Mr. Whitrey, a wealthy tleman, after whi ||\ leave the stage. The cel it is said, occur in Chicago, st of ono of Miss Kellogg's friende.” Jacob Ropp, of Pine City, Mirn., we cui for o walk with Annie Ryder, daug:der of his employ, The groom’s ca 4 cents, and they lived for two day em; ty box car on three cents worth ot ckers, when he obtained work n a brick- yard, and they were getting along quite comfortably when the lride's parents found them, and, after & -tociny sceae, re- leated and took them home. Joseph Zens o German, with considerable pretensions to good looks, has brought suit in ndi against Miss Louisa Fres breach of promise of marr to i sympathietic reporier U “Lwas in Jove with ) and nuer doubt d her love, spair. All her letters tanght me to lelicve LRV T v TinTies il byl e RavEiEs presents. I gave her an er .t ring aud she precented me with a ring. She a'way atdressed s her fiture hushand elf bride.” And now hLe y him $10,000. Much f.shiona \vs tding so take pl. New York, November 16, at whi Dix i t» officiate, The ady is the duugh. ter of Professor Charlier, ags twenty, and beautiful. The young man is Mr. Howe, the private secretaiy of Postmaster Pear- A RN Tt AT When Charlier, who had not objectod Howe's attentions to his daughter, heard of the engagement, he forbade it. _Another sister and the young brither of the girl took the lovers’ part, and were ordered outof the honse. Dr, Morgan, of St. Thomas' Episcopal church, declined to marry the couple withont Charlier's consent, but Dr. Dix, of ol! Trinity, who has looked into the matter, says the young people are right, and_he will perfq the cer emony on Novewber 16th. Postmaster General James' son I"r.\nk, is to be best man and President Arthur's xon, cne of the ushers, The fath- er says he w I forbid the bans Dix says he h s prepaeda vritten statement which he will read, and then go on with the ceremo- ny. Charli-r sava his principal8fobjection is hindau hter’s youth. The gi Ixare now staying with friends, and the Dbrother who is going to g ve his sister away, has left o Jetter and gone to work in a store. Whe: his father, who is very rich, ordered him he gave hm n $20 bill hut o great crowd will at- ng. ie house It is expecte tend the wed, RELIGIOUS. Canadn has 5,65 Congregationa'i t:, and tho Pre-byterian -hurch in Canada has 113,000 mie wbers. A Methodis: luy colleze ha been op-n-d at Boston 0 saitably prepare young pec- soux for religious work, At the ression of the Methodist Epi-co- Conference in New York this werk, 685 wero donated for missiouary pur- poses in west Nebrusia, The ¥ pitcopal Diocese of Pitt-burg re- ports 48 clergy 74 churche: aud chapels, and b 838 ¢ mmunicants. The contirm - tions during the y- ar were 416, Tt is #aid that Mormon mis ionaries are more roualy at work than ever in Europe, par.icularly in England, Wales, N rway and Sweden and other lands of Scandinavia, Thers is a congregation of colora Cath- olics in Marion county, Ks,, with 179 communicants, Recently o jubiles wis- sion wae for them, at which all but five are said to huve attended. Ben Hogan, the converted faro-lealer and pujilist of New York, ha been speat- ing in varions pl-ces in Chicago, His wif o s with him, an is sail 10 Lo a fur better speaker thun her hasband, Lt in staw d that there sre iu Great Dri- tain 355 Batist preachers who wero train: ed in Mr. Spur.eon's P e, und the result of their Libors has been tho gath. ering in of 43,536 persons by Laptism into the chiurches, A Lutheran Ecumenical Council is now called for. The Lutheran Visitor bel eves that such a conference would be, perhaps, one of the gieatest meetings ever lmhl, and asserts that, instead of a few mullion «f Calyinists or Armenisns, it would repre- seut 50,000,0 0 Luthe.ans from al quar- ters of the globe, The contiibutions psid in and pledsed for thy ere tion of & Chiistian church in Washingt n, to take place of the one \ President Garfield and his fami'y ded, sm unt to over $31,00), Ths numlr—r of members a lded to the diff ent chuich s of 1he d.nomination in ej states duriby the past year is 2,834, A ioformed Buddism that startid about fifty years ago in India is said to b mak- iog rapid progresss, and may become the preat religion of the futue, It is stroug- ly Unitarian, and seekinetounite Hindo s, Christians, Bbuddbists and Moslems in common faith, It reo guizes the Rig Veda, the Pitta'a, the Christisn Scrips tures and the Koran s all bibles cntitled er- {other kinds of fish was proportionally | ¢ 60, and havi g twice before been fed | o sion of Moses, Budha, Jesus and Moham- med, and hol's tht ecch of them parto k livine nature, This new f. re- gards the futa e lifo +a « continuation and development of the nresent, and holda that each get in_he after life tt ult of his ear h life. The devor of the new faith make pilirimages to the shrines of de A v invoked, and, it is o themselves and give yrims, shen's Memorial C hureh in T St Sto Muse, oris of the fi hureh arc lnm- which w & ere 1re in 4 1hy t v mori 1 to two tedington, who was and Fannie Olice, who di d_about two years e« f $200,000 ha ju-t e Bi hop of hop of the Prot Dr., Njan I'he venar anniversary He is the on ed to receive the the po ple in-tead of the usual A consequence thie atmount o tions has fallen off woney having takea th 4 d.” A Liverpool cler warmon u:on the subj o 10 contribu- A F copper lace ot silver and \an preached a to hLis congrega- tio , taking for his text the words; “Alexe and the co persmich, did mes much evil ———— Fugitive Fanoies Now York Sun. THE WAITER-GILL, A pretty waitergirl is sh . She dresses very neat She brings my foamy beer to me, And swiles upon me sweetly, But when I think now many men That in the cate gather Are just as sweetly' miled upon, I fuoel disgusted—ra (h- T, THE SHOE-MAKFER, With mind Jdeeply fixed on his labor T SRAGHR S pegs and sew, Ab, littl he cares for hi<veichbor, Or whither the mad world goes. He never looks over his glasses, That keem to have grown t . his nose; Unknowing the dury that passes, T shoemaker pegs aud sews. SEWI I pass by her window he throws ms a smile evanescent, e me internally, ufernaliy pleasant, At her window she sews, this supsrnatural shes Al why ismy heart ever twitching? Alus, in its centre, dinrnally Mér monogram the has n sticching. PEPPERMINT DROPS, The man who itched for office was olect- ed by scrat hing. “How do 34mhll is from poisoned « nes?—{Chicsgo Tri We take frous’ I+ gs. Just as soon as gome American genius invents a stove to burn elinkers vo man with a coal stove will again be able to find one of he nui ances, The saloon-keepers of Toveka, Kas , are licen to sl imeral and o ther waters,” and are thus enabled to sell even the weanest brands of whisky by putting in a little water. An exchan waysthat in Teeland editors v about and trade thew for ied meat whisky. If this |lan was practiced in Ancrics thre would soon b rong demaad in Kentuesy for deler- wi-Lrem ns remedies, Inquirer.—D es a man's size very? Yes, sir; we've ~een a man in a bar- ing the crowd and ho was the biggost n inthe town till s mother-in-law me in and t ok him by the ear, and then he was a very little fellow.—[Boston Post. in't this a little hig! Lty be witile high,” replied the h st fumblin: with the dle of a revolver i in the cash drawer, *‘but [ ueed the money.’ He got it 2 Complimentary notice; *Don't you know that it is o fe lm.y to steal a pocket- book out of azent'emsn's pocket?” arked an Austin justice of a har case. “Vex, I know it, judge, iut dat ar p»vcl.utpnnkbl\l;,mluut dér wides dat T blceve you has ‘w0 much speret in yer (ot yer would hab made o break f rit vourself, jed.e, ef nobody was wat hin yer,” He was a nica aud very new young man, and employer t ok kindly to him on the fir-t day inthe factory, askinz him to help in *‘checking off " and * calling back” the s of certan goods, All went well until the youth, in finishing up a string of number:, called out: “Fifty five, €'leven, forty-fo'—kenc!” A great” solewn hush fell over the rest of theclerks as the old man called t' e blu-hing 'ad up to the desk and de-ired an explan_tion, and the wmis- euid d youth put his foot i .h-:-ppr by ymerin - out that it was only “‘force of it” ma le him sayit. The old tle- man eyed ki for a moment m(l tnen, Liyi glllmn 75 cents for his day’s waves, wiid, ‘Boy, ‘m.« the pot’ and ygo und renounce your s ns Mirablln Diotu. “Your Spring hlossom is a success, 1 certainly. think its effects are wonderful; all the dyw; eptic sym; toms I complained of have van my iw also enthusi- astic in praise of "it; she was disfigured by bloteh ® ‘md pimpl s on her face, and had a continuous headache, She ix all right now, avd all unsightly erupt ons hove gone, You miay refer any doubting partiey to me. K. M. WILLIAMSON, “Elk street, Buff.lo,” trivl bottles, 10 cents, N17:e0dlv] BOYD'S OPERA HOUSE Price, 50 cente; =_404 South 13th Street /AND STILL THE LiOre CONTINUES TO Roar for Moore{s) 'Harness AND St.ddlerv the 1ion as & Trade Mark, and 1 bo STAMPED with the LION AME on the mme. NO GOOD3 ARE E WITHOUT THE ABOVE STAMI'S The best material {8 used and the mogb | workmen ars_emplayed, and at tho lowest cadh price. Anyone wikhing & price-liss of good will confer a favor by sending for one, DAVID SMITH MODRE. United States Depository. EXIRET NationalBank —OF OMAHA —— Cor. 13th and Farnam Ste, OLDEST BANKING ESTABLISHMENT 1IN OMADIA. SUCCEBSOR8 TO KOUNTZE BROTHERS.) ATABLISIND 1860, Organiced 84 & National Bank August 20, 1863, CAPITAL AND PROFITS OVER + 8300 000 D DIRRCTORA T Prosdent, 128, Vice President, H. W. Yarms, Cashicr, A, J. PorrLwros, Attamoy, Joux A, Cnkianros. F oI Thi bank rocelves deposita without rogard to smounta, Tranien time cortificatos bearing Intorcst., Draws drafts on San Francisco and principd clticaof the United Statos, alxo London, Dublin Fdinbiirh and the principal cities of the conti] nent of Euroj Bella passongor tiokota for emigranta by tho (o) man line mavl st The Oldest Kataklshed BANKING HOUSE IN NEBRASKA. Caldwell, Hamilton & Co,, BANFCRERCS. Prsiness transucted eame as that of &n incor- porated pank. Accounts kopt in currency or gold vubject to sivht check without notice Cortificnten of deposit asnod payablo In threo, six and twelve months, seariug intorest, or on demand without intorest. Advances mado to customers on approved socn ritics at market ratos of intercst, Buy and sell gold, bills of exchange, govern- ment, stato, county and city bonis, Draw siging drafts on Encland, Ireland, Scob- land, and ali parts of Europe. Sell Buropoan passage tickots, COLLECTIONS PROMFTLY MADE 1dt —OF THE— EYE & EAR DR.L. B. GRADDY, Oculist and Aurist, LATE: CLINICAL A8SISTANT IN ROYAL LONDON OPHTHALMIC HOSPITAL. Referonces all Reputable Physicians of Omaha. 48 Office, Corner 16th and Farnham Sts,, Omaha, Neb auZimett A. MARTIN, DAvis, Asst, Cashlor, MERCHANT TAILOR. 1220 Farnham St., Desires to announce to his friends and the Ge: eral public that he has resolved to reduce his prices to the lowest notch consistent with the principle of ‘live and let Iive.” Gentlemen desiring a flrst-class Suit of Clothes, in all respects equal toany and second to none, will do well to give Mr. Martina call. Good Business Suits to orker, $25. Fine Pantaloons, $5 and upwurds nldlm FRESE Candies, Nuts, Fruits, Etc., Ete, N. P. JENSEN'S RESTAURANT FAnd Confectionery ! 416 10th St.,, OMAHA, NEB. FANOYFR)A' = ODAKES, &c. ASPECIALTY JMIH E m\ D, Proprictor. MAKS A, Business Managor, FRIDAY AN.) SATURDAY, NOV. 11 AND 12, AND EATURDAY MATINEE. FEngagenient of the Famous COLLIER'S BANKER'S DAUGHTER COMBINATION, Under tiw Auspioenof A M. PALMR, of the Union Squars Thea ro, New York First production in thiy City'of Bronson How- ard's Society tlay, the BANKER'S DAUGHTER, As played upwar 4 of 1, 00 times by this Com- pany, attainiog The Lougest (i on Keeord Company! Rich and Costly New Scenery and Appolntments! oct n\l slasgvinin N Y hox Sheet opoas Tuesday Novemb.r 8ch. Monday and Tuesday, November 14th and 16'h, WALLACESISTERS, W thfrsa BOYD'S OPERA HOUSE! JAMES E. BOYD, Proprieror. R. L. MAKSH, Busivess Manag TWO NIGHTS ONLY. MONDAY AND TUESDAY, Nov. I4th and I6th wutitul and accomplished EWALLACE and Misy wipported by the Fiith Ave. dy Company, iu the Great New York MINNIE'S LUGCK, Or the Ups and Dows of NEW YORK LIFE. Jacquette, or in the Toils, PILES! PILES! PILES! A Sure Cure Found at Last! No One Need Suffor! for Blind Itching ‘r;_nfl e Worst chrg one need # Wondrful soothing medicine, - Lotione, | ments and electuaries do more harn than good, Willisu's Olutment absorbs the tumors, allays the ntense itching, (particulaaly at night after getting warm in hwl.g acts a8 s poultice, wives in- stant and painless rolict, and isproparcd only for Piles, itching of the private parts, aud for noih ing else. Read what the Hon M. Ceffinberry of Clovo- 1and says about Dr. William's Indian “Pile Oint ment: | have used scores of Piles cures, aud it affords me p easuio tomsy that I have never found nything which gave such imme iate and perma- t relief a8 D’ Wil iam's fndian Ointr ‘or wale by all druggists or mailed on reeciph of price, §1.00, HENRY & CO., Prop'rs,, CLAVMLAND, 01110, For sale by C, ¥ Goodman, ith\h wibwm\w" MRS, A. L. BERHQUIS’I‘ Has for salo Mrs, F, G. Kellozg's Trailoringa eys. tion In the Art of Basti in this syst Ladics doairing porfocs s from the latet French di material cut, basted and dray i have ¢ Bale of Soats commences Friday Morning, Nov to respeot. 1t recognizes tho divine wis- 1, 4008, w. nollfgwm-t A Very 1easo sble prices, with & g uarantee of per- fuct fit. Havo removed frow 811 to 011 1th Sk, up stairs, nowdliy