Norwich Bulletin Newspaper, June 24, 1920, Page 2

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MISCELLANEOUS Hand Scrubs—SALE PRICE 18¢ Hand Serubs—SALE PRICE 42¢ Ebony Hand Scrubs— SALE PRICE 25¢ Ebony Hand Scr\lbq7 SALE PRICE 22¢ Travellers Clothes Brush— SALE PRICE 4%¢ ony Back Miffors— SALE PRICE #%¢ 25¢ Bbony Button Hooks— SALE PRICE 123¢ 3¢ Tooth Brushes— SALE PRICE 15c « Tooth Brushes— SALE PRICE 10e 5¢ Celluloid Tooth Brushes— SALE PRICE i7¢ - Bone Handle Tooth Brushes— SALE PRICE Z5¢ c Rubber Household Gioves— SALE PRICE 45¢ Metal Hot Water Portlanu SALE PRICE $1.00 $200 Cello Metal Hot Water Bot- SALE PRICE $1.75 $250 Palco Aluminum Bottles— SALE PRICE $2.19 25¢ lesco Cleaning Fluid— SALE PRICE 21e Lesco Cleaning Fluid— SALE PRICE uloid and ivory Combs— alues SALE PRICE SALE PRICE SALE PRICE Rubber Combs— SALE B0e 2¢ e 30 values 35e Fine PRICE SALE PRICE 17e SALE PRICE 21c SHAVNG BRUSHES AND VING PREPARATIONS AT EXTRA SPECIAL PRICES “EVER-READY” SHAVING BRUSHES Every Brush Guaranteed At th: following Special Prices: 39c—50c—75c—08c—$1.25 8 10c quality 2lc quality quality SOME There's a style of brush to suit everybody and every style of face. Buy one now and save money. Ever-Ready Razor Blades— 7 FOR 45¢c J0c Safetee Shaving Powder— SALE PRICE Z5¢c % Sdfetee Shaving Cream— SALE PRICE 5¢ d Shaving Stick — the stick with the Cocoa Butter center— SALE PRICE 25¢ 25c Safetee r\((vr!mu'in SALE % Safetee Talcum— RICE 21e Perfume—half-eunce, Mavis value SALE PRICE 46c Ounce sige, value $1.25— SALE PRICE $1. Mavis Toilet Water— SALE PRICE $1.00 Sylvia Tellet Water, in six @elight- ful odors. Sold régularly for $1.09— ALE PRICE 75¢c Horlick's Maited Milk—Small Eize— SALE PRICE 43¢ SALE PRICGE 7% Mellin's l—’ondffirgafl size— ALE PRICE 48c SALE PRICE 69 Large size Large size — SPECIAL WAMPOLE'S EXTRACT COD LIVBR OIL SALE PRICE 69¢c GILLETTE SAFETY RAZORS Regular Price $5.00 Government Navy Set of One Genuine Gillette Razor ©Ome Metal Trench Mirror One Dozen Genuine Gillette Blades SALE PRICE 32.79 ONLY EAST THOMPSON Miss Edythe Woodward entertained friends frem Willimantie Sunfay. Children's day exercises will be held in the M. E. ehurch Sunday evening, June 27, at 7 o'clock. Miss Mildred Sheldon of Providence “isited her grandmother, Mrs. Marcla At “Before th Look Them Over—Prices As Advertised Beginning Today FACE POWDERS 50c Garden Fragrahce— 50c’ Derma Viva— 50¢ Lugor Cold Cream— < Pond’s Vanishing— Alysia Face Powder— SALE PRICE 50c Taree Flowers Pgwier— 25¢ Musterolée — SALE PRICE 22¢ ALE PRICE 50c | 55c Musterole — SALE PRICE 49¢ 50c Bledya Powder— + 2 > SALE PRICE 45¢ 25¢ Cuticura Oint] AeEtE BRIGE 2 —_ ; St Cuticura Olntent—_ c TALCUM POWDFI‘RS 25¢ Mentholatum—SALE PRICE 22¢ 25c- Djer-Kiss < SALE PRICE 21¢ | 554 prentholatum—SALE PRICE 42 380 Comir Azur — SALE PRICE 19 | 200 Fom e e 25¢ Butterfly — SALE PRICE 2f¢ | 25¢ Frostilla = = = 35¢ Palmolive Cold Creafi— 356 Mary GArdeh gaLe: PRICE 816 SALE PRICE 19c 60c Mary Garden —— 50c Palmolive Cold Cream— £ SALE PRICE 50c | ° SALE PRICE 2% 2c As the Petals— . ive VBnisBinE= SALE PRICE 2lc 25¢ Palmolive Vagxlfiigspmcs 186 25c Chinwah — SALE PRICE 20c : #he Poudte LAl & PRICE 1o . aed 20c William's Talcum— DENTIFRICES - SALE PRICE 17¢ | 25¢ Kolynos Paste— 25c Mennen's Borated— SALE PRICE 21¢ SALE PRICE 2ic | 30c Forhan's Paste— 25¢ Tale for Men— SALE PRICE 21c | g0c Forhan's Paste— - 85c Comfort Powder— SALE PRICE 48¢ i SALE PRICE 2ic | 50c Pepsodent — SALE PRICE 39¢ 50c Comfort Powder — 50c Pebeco ...... SALE PRICE 3% b st TSIALE PRICE #c | »5c Burreil's Powdi ok & c y ry Tale— c sfi}.E PRICE 31c | 50 purreirs Powder— 25c Pompeian Tale— SALE SALE PRICE 22 | »5, pyrreli's Paste— 45c Bathasteet — SALE PRICE 40c SALE PRICE 21¢ ANTISEPTICS AND SOAPS DEODORANTS 20¢ Laco Castile— SALE PRICE 17c DIOXOGEN 25¢ Cuticura Soap— 19¢ valie . SALE PRICE 16c SALE PRICE 19c 3% value . SALE PRIGE 35c | 25¢ Woodbury’s — SALE PRICE 20c 9c value ...... SALE PRICE 59 | 15c Jergen's Violet Giycerine— LABOD SALE PRICE 11c B3¢ vAids ...... BALE PRIGE s | 15° BOs¢ GIVCEHHED . SRIGE 116 45c value ...... SALE PRICE 4% | 10, Gobiin Hand Soas $1.00 value .. SALE PRIGE 87¢ S‘LE PRICE 8c 26c Dickenson’s Witch Hazel— 10c Palmelive Soap— SALE PRICE 21c 50c Dickenson's Witch Hazel— SALE PRICE 44c PBROXIDE OF HYDROGEN SALE PRICE 17¢ Armour’s Baélk'l‘able(s— 12%c Jergen’s Bath Tablets— 10 size ........ SALE PRICE 8c R . 15e size . BALE PRICE {2 | Fhvalclan's and SLESRET © b 25¢ size . SALE PRICE 20c 3 FOR 25 YLPHO NATHOL Colgate’'s Cashmere Bouquet— 10 SALE PRICE 10c BiZe ...i.... SALE PRICE 8¢ 6 FOR 55¢ 24¢ size . . SALE PRICE 21c e ifc size . ALE PRICE 4 | COl0te's Bath Tafitter e 10 $1.00 size ...... BALE PRICE 87c 3 FOR 25 SALE OF NEMO CORSETS $4.50 MADE OF THE WONDERFUL USARO CLOTH These are a model particularly good for the warm weather, and of a material which is ideal for Summer use. MADE OF USARO CLOTH Aer;flcne cloth made for the U. S. Army—light in weight — of exceptional strength — and wonderful- ly good for use in corsets. The corsets are all low bust, with long hips and élastic at side. We Have a Limited Quantity—Sizes 22 to 32 COME EARLY AND GET YOURS $4.50 No Returns No Approvals Sales Are Final Join the Building and Loan Association, 11th Series—-Opens In July e e e e e e e ) Bheldon, over Sunday. Mrs. Bherfnan, Miss Helen Behson and | B Lydia Benson of Franklin are at Allen n's for the summer vacation. Thoge home for over Suriday were Miss Lottie Jagobs of Worcester, Henry Robs bins, al8d of Worcester, Miss Edith Rob- bins of Putnam. Rev. and Mrs. J. R Miller are enter- Albert Danséréau of Southbtidg Sunday with them. oe Thé Victoty class of the Seeond o give a drama, here. Xasa z A s ST b e War” Sale Prices A SALE WITHIN A SALE , The big sale still continues inall departments — new mer chandise brought forward——the same smashing reductions still taking place. In the Toilet Goods Department we have grouped a large selection of some of the finest Toilet Pre- parations and sundries at sale prices which will astonish CREAMS AND LOTIONS SALE PRICE 39 SALE PRICE 42 50¢ Melba — SALE PRICE 39 | 4oc Orchard White— 50c Luxer — SALE PRICE 3% SALE PRICE 32c 50c Armand's Bougquet— 50c Hinds Hohey and Almond SALE PRICE 3% | Cream— $1.00 Woodworth's FlEnce— SALE PRICE 42 SALE PRICE 82 SALE PRICE 42c SALE PRICE 20c i = PRICE 26c 2 LE PRICE 12/4c SALE PRICE il tainiog their grandson, Donald Clark, of astford. Mrs. Clark, also Mr. and Mrs. gregational ehurch of Puthain is planning The Adventures Grandpa, at the King’s Daughters’ hall The town hall was effectively decorated Wednesday afternoon, for the graduating esercises of the Westerly High schoal, whihh was attended by more thai four hundred fHends of the class and the school. . A new feature was the elimina-} tion of four orations, usually &;:n the p:on ramme at graduation, to make way for Fra mress of DF. William H. P. Faunce, president of Brown univefsity. This was the first time that any pefson out- side the school participated in the exer- ises of the graduating cldss. Dr Faunce's addfess was practical and to the point and will be helpful to the Eifls and boys who have ended their traifie ing in_the public scfvols of the town. The programme follows: Music, National Song, Grelg, High Sehool chorus; praver, Rev. J. Edmund Cleveland ; Salutatory, Mary Robefta Hope: address, Dr. W. H. P. Faunce; maste, My Dream. Waldtéufel, High School ¢hofus; Valedicrory, Hifam Will- lam Barber, Jr.: presentation of class to school - cotnmittes, Laura B. McIntyre; awarding diplomas, Thomas Hope; sing- ing, Class Ode, words and music by Marion Kienzel Schwenk; awarding of Martha C. Babcock Membrial prizes, judges, John Ferguson, Ifances Valen tine and Marie -Zangrandi; musie, Tor- eador’s Sons, Bizet, High School ciforus, The ¢lass officers were: President, Will- iam H. Adams, Jr.; secretary, Bdwin A. Krebs; treasurer, Hartford P. Gonga- ware. @raduates: William Hussey Adams, Jf., Rupert Harrison Austin, Inez Arundell Baker, Hiram William Barber, Jr., Ma- deline Emma Bianchi, Marian Murray Brightman, Eva Gertrude Burdick, Geneva Lewis Champlin, Joseph Thom- as Antficny Clancy, Ma Catharine Allge Au- gusta Thompssn. Vincent Catiyle Whip- Mary Caroline ple. lcox, ~Delberta lrfinh Witter, The ¢liss motto was: Quld , age bene. (What thou deest, do well. Honor student fof fouf years—Hiram 'W. Barber. Honor students for 1919-1920== Seniors ram W, Genéva_Champlin, Beftha Fuller, Bliz- abeth Kenyon, Bertha Peckham, Mation Schwenk. Sophomores—FRthal Daley, Doris Hart- | ridge, Christine Riddell. / Freshm#h—Francis Andrews, Barber, Dorothy Kreba, bun, Belle Ribner, Mild ed in 1875 and compfises A parimanent fund in the Washington Trust éompany, the yearly interest to be divided In thrée parts, one-half, one-third and onhee sixth and awa in thiee prides. awards are made to the three studéents who preséht the best three essays, of any one to two or more sibjetts, pre- viously announced by the acheol princi- pal. From thesé subjects each eon- testant shall chose. and the water of the best essay ih point 6f gehetal mérit gets the first prize. - The 'subjeéts afe given out four weeks before the closing @ay of the school year. In ofder td feach An ifm- partial judgment, ehch éssay I8 i ed With a fic¥tisus name and is acesm- panied by a sealed énvélspe, tpon the outside of which is written the fictitions name appended to the essay. and withs $1.00 Dorin Compact— SALE PRICE 3% Solling. - James Aloysivs Collins, Beulah|in the énvelope a slip 6f paper With the SALE PRICE 90c | . fuxor Vanishing Gream— Befnted Coon, Tacy Angeline Crandall, | feal name of the suther, The ‘winners s0c Arborea — SALE PRICE 39 sfl_% PRICE 3% Raymond Charles Dowd, mruru:m u.-\u;eln 5:“'94,20‘ K“bic;" Atter the Waf AViA. $bo Mavis ... SALE PRICE 42 | 5o Coeur Asue — SALE PRICE 35 | R hne conry, - Titian Mary | Hon " second prize, #1383 porethy, D 50c Pompe;\h —P‘::LE 25¢ Pond's Vanishitg— . Gentile, Mollie_Goldberg, Abraham Mor- | Betl o Moqetn, TEL0C B0 f i 50c Java Rice SAT!E_PRIC'E Y SALE ICE 22¢ fis_Gildber, Hartford Philip _ Gonga-| pite, WK (oot Bruc Sl et Come ware, Mary Roberta Kenyon, Milton Mason Kenyon, Edwina Antoinete Krebs, Augustine Thothas Leander Ledwidge, Jr., Edward Louis Leibovitz, Abraham Joseph Leon, Mthel\ \ Hope, Elizabeth munication. The clast reception ahd dancd was held in High School hall in the évening and the attendanee Was lafge. All lines of Westerly’s business and all strata of soclal life were fully repre- sented at the banquet of the Westerly Board of Trade, held at the Ocean house, Watch Hill, Wednéesday night. It was a regular get-togsther évent and All Were interested in tHe ohé pufpose to advanse the best interésts of the town. An as- semblage of busiess men, in thé maln, it was to a marked degree informal. President Johii O. Mills presided. The first speaker was Rev. J. Rorieyh Dan- forth, pastor of the Fifst Chureh of Christ, New Lohdon, whose addfess was characterized by patriotic business ut- terances, with jiist enough tinge of the- ology té indicaté that the speAker was a Congregational mifister, and clean tus mor sufficlenit to indicate that he was a Christian man of the world. Rev. Mr Denforth created a very favorable im- pression and his address of mofe than half an hour, was on the thére, Ameri- ca. Williem_Scott, of Beston\ the ether spéaker, delivered his birthday address, having been bofn in Cooksyille, Iil, on June 28, 1850. Like Ret he, too, Was a Congrégational ministér and held pastorate tintil 1910, and sincé then, he sdid he had been heralded as occasional preacher, lecturér, after-d ner speaker, and evéen & humorist. e had just reached His thrés-Score years and tén, and by reason 6f his 18ng lite before the public, he was fiot the least embarrassed in talking to A Weaterly audience. He .then began a series of stories and keeh witticisfhs that produe- ed_almost contintous latightar. The success of the banquet is due, to a marked degree, to the excellént a¥- rangements made by the entertaiimeént committee, Arthur M. Cottrell, Afthur N. Nash, Clirence Vars Smith. Rev. Robert Keating Smith, of West- field, Mass., who purchased the Sidney Gavitt farm ofi the Post road for his summer home, and who _bfought suit against the state board of health roads restraining them from changing the course of the highway, as it would inter- fere with his well, which Was the sourde of water supply, has beén appointed an emissary to the new republic of Cameche- Slovakia. The appointmnet was made by the presiding bishop and ecouncil of the Protestant Episcopal church of the United States and he is to study the re: table use ust - right for cook- Americ n;erxga'r Refining Company ELECTRICITY AND GAS are the only good, cheap things in Ame 7 Investigate our electric power cooking rates. GAS AND ELECTRIC SHOP 2 Cahal Strest, Westerly, R. I 9 East Main Street, Mystic, Conn. and 9 Take Your Family Into Your Confidence on Shooting GET your new Winchester Hunt- ing Rifle now and take it along on the family vacation trip to practice up. : Take a Winchester .22 Caliber Repeater and teach the boys and girls to hit the bull’s-eye. Buy one of the new Winchester Junior Trapshooting Outfits and in- troduce your folks to the new sport of fam:ly trapshooting. Drop in foday and let us fit you out. EATON:GHASE C0. spent Con- of Mr. Danforth, and FaragQuah| Vegetable Compound is & for this » Proved Lydia E. Pi Vegetable Com- is the standard remed, i L i ere ate lieations about ry K. Co ‘am Medicine ligious lite and affairs of the republic. He éxpects to be abroad two months and will_make his headquarters in the eity of Pfagué, Bohemia. Rev. Smith, who, in addition to being an_Episcopal clergyman, is a ecommis- sionet of Boy Scouts, a qualified engi- neer and a speeialist in natural history, and particularly conchology, and is an Authority on Czeeho-Slovakia. Mr. Smith is making a short stay at his summer home preparatory to sailing for Burepe. The Class Day exerclses of Westerly High school, were duly enjoyed by the imethbers of 1 The program was as follows: Music: opening address, Wil- liam H. Adams, Jr., president; Class History, Joseph T. A. Chehey, Bertha A Fuller; musle; presentation of gifts Hartford P. Gangaware; Prophecy, Inef A. Baker; confefring degrees, Bdwina A Krebs: music. ‘The exercises were held ifi High School hall. State Attorney Hadlal A. Hell, County Investigator Willlam E. Jackson and Ei- gineer George Pitcher of Norwich were in Pawecatuck, Wednesday, gathering ev- fdénce in cohinection with the alleged fnures of Dr. Herbert Tetlow, by Mrs. Alvah Kenyon.. Mr. Pitchér made plans of the Tetlow home, and the roads ad- Jacent théreéto, in cennectlen with the residénée of Mrs. Kenyon. Judge Her- bért W. Rathbud will comduct the a fense of Mrs. Kenyon. She will bé gi en a prelimifiaty heafing In the Stoning- ton town court Saturday. The annual meeting was held Wednes- day mornifig of the Westefly High School Alumni association, and officers were reelectéd as follows: Henry G. Clark, président: Miss Jénhie Billings Stantdn, fitst vice president; Edgar P. Maxson, secohd vice president; Helen 8. Price, sécretary; Orlande R. Smith, treasurer. It was voted to defer g.e ptiblication of a biographical book- t. Westerly Lodge, Loyal Order eof Moose, has completed arrangements fof a demonstration Sunday afternoon next, July 4th. Warwick Lodge will be here 200 strong and the New London lodge and Ladies' Auxiliary are among those who have aécepted Invitation to partic pate. There will be a street parade and field and other sports at the Atlantic beach casino. The Rim Street Grammar school grad- ualing exercises were held Wednesday morning and diplomas were presénted by Afthur M. Cottrell, chalrman of the school committee. The graduates are: Chatles Paul Acoliha, Frederick Brown- ihg Agard, Dorothy Joséphine Barber, Robert Stanton Barber, Alice Albiha Beatidreau, Kenneth Carpenter Bennett, John Frank Berardo, James Thes. Blake, Jr., Hazel Adeline Bfown, Mary Eliza- beth Brown, Ruth Elenot Brown, Jessie Gourlay Bryson, Charles Joseph Butler, 2nd, Ernest Nathan Cappuccio, Aldo Re- nato Cercena Dotis Isabel Clarke, Vera Luiey Comolli, Henty Cote, Mary Eliza- Beth Cottrell, Angelo Anthony DePietro, Mary Angela DéPietro, Mary Eiizabeth Bilis, Yale Faln, Vito Lebro Finizlo, Roy York Oavitt, Georgina Geraldine Gentile, Mora Pauline Goardino, Gract Evelyn Grleg, John. Joseph Groppolli. Fannle Irene Hall, John Murray Hall, Grace Winifred Hilton, Eugene Edwards Héliand, Claife Hilizabéth Keénan Vari- na Stiliman Krébs, Frank Laudonid, Jo- stph Leéefl, Viela Léah Litman, Ecelyn May Main, Jennie Josephine Marzoli, Tony Andrew Matarese, Alice Loretta McGrath, James Harvey Meikle, Mary Mullen, Hélen Louise Murphy, William Joweph Catnéy Mufray, Palma Naccara- to, Susié Nigrelli, Raymond Atwood Nye, William _Henfy Omberg, Margaret Eli- zabeth Palmer Marchéllo Basillo Pan- ciera ,Allee Jeanette Péckham, Stephen Fredetick Perry, Mafgaret Perry, Oliver Robar, Annie Louise Roode, Minnie Sa- limonie, Erhestine Elizabeth Baunders, Millon Aldrich Saunders, Hazel Alice Seidell, Esthér Bherman, Edward How- ard Smith, Leo Smith, Ruth Charlotte Belomion, Mafy Augusta Stanton, Doro- thy Quinlan Sulllvan, Gladys Mary Ter- ransva, Laiti Marie Thempson Glendall Rivers Willlams, Kathérine Anna Wil- fiaths, Katherine Wells Wheeler, George Baward Wilsen, fiek Lester Wood, e The Westerly 0dd Ladies’ seélety, ob- seFved the seventy-fifth anniversary of its ofganization, at a largely attended ses§ion, in Mechaniiés Hall, Tuesday hight. There was danéifig, refreshments and the follswing program: Histery ef the Independént Order of Odd Ladies, Mrs.. Bmma Northup, past noble ,lady; golo, Ih the Gafden of My Heart, Miss Emma Rowlifig; fécitation, The Blue and the Gray, with encore A Farewell, Miss Mndred York; plane selo, Miss Tivira Marra; poem, The Seventy-fifth anniver- sary, Mra. Nellie Wood, noble lafly; pia- no solb, Miss Eliiabeth Thorp: the sev- enty-fitth anniversaty ode written to the tufie of Till We Meét Again, Nellie Wood, fibBls lady; reading, Mrs. Mollie Bam- ford; selections, Harry Heflin. Lecal Laconies. Mrs. Frederick H. Niebecker, of Glen Mills, Pa., accompanied by her daugh- er, Bethena, is visiting her rother, Mrs. arriet J. Pendleton, in Eim street. Mr, and Mrs. George F. Clark and Mr. and Mrs. Herbert P. Clark, and daugh- tef are in South Rehobeth, Mass., to at- tend the wedding of Miss Esther Pierce and Edward Swafson. The total registration thus far is wo- then 739, men 730. - John A. Chidlow, Who Wwas buried in Provideiice Wednesday, was the brother of Mfs. Samuel D. Larkin and Mrs. Ste- phéh Larkin, of Westerly. Thé Narfagansétt tewh couficil has au. thorized the placing of sign boards di rectifig thé colifse to Westerly, New Lon- dog. and Providence. rs. Albéert Whitfofd and daughter, Lucy, of Plainfield, N. J., are at the ‘Wigwam, Pleasant View. Ella Kroemer Lanphear, Miss formerly of N 11 Pinkham's | mhioe: 050 o squealed the rats; AR apeaiier the mice; “Woul were ot i Were aka - Out through the night to go ekimming - on wings, Cramming ouf maws With deléctable. e, at are shirgs and fly in the night=— Things that are squeaky and tender and white— - Eke! What's that notee? . It's that shiffy pup's puttering; Lite's rin jovs Whefi foraver we're hufrying, Rattling the plaster with pattering, scurrying; 3 refer to de Atting and Nyttering’ Hh‘; squeaked the mi eeh “Yee, yes,” squeaked the rats, “Oh. it were nice 1t we all could be _R.i"m" Gunther, i P WIND OF SPRING. The morning wihd acrose the wofld Is calling me today, Bringing back random old desires And plades far away Telling of half-forgotteh lands Ah, wilful, cafefree wind of spring, You are a winsome jade! You bld me take the trail again To that bright nofthern lake At evening Maves its wake. Gleaming and tossing ofi the waves That on the white beach break. You bring back memoriés of thé sea, Deep-blossomed_ BFIght and strong. Smiling as innocent as though t fever wrounghl man WronK. You bring back deep blue southern nights, The great staes overhead. Gleam :-; white walls, soft laughter, and Guitars a You - nd roses red. ‘Come out Afroas the werld, The best is yet to xee: Leave wofk behind, leave home, leave cares, And tramn the world with me!™ Ah. wind of szring, T cannot come— Yet I'd_not have you gone, Who make the wide world seem #o hright, So glorious the dawn. . —Kaneas City Star. ———— . -— HUMOR OF THE DAY “Ever get homesick, captain?" the passenger asked idly. “No." the grizzied old shipsman re- pliedprompily. “Odd—you are away so much.” “That's Leger. “I ¢éan remember,” commented thé sarcastic constituent; “whén & man could get pretty far ahead, simply by looking wise!™ “I shouldn't be surprise if timés had chafged,” replied Senator Sorg- hum. “It sometimes seems to me that it's getting so a man doesn't even have to look that way.—Washington Star. Professor—You have a refnarkably poierful voice. Basso—Yes. Do you think I shall be able to fill the concert hall? Professor—Not only fill it but empty it, my friend. —Detrot Free Press. “I think it's a perfect shame to let that man take his base when hé never even tried to strike the ball when it was thrown four tithes. The man before him tried to hit, it three times and they counted him out’ “You're right, Harold, it was & girk —Cornell Widow. Edith—I think Jack is gimply wénd- erful. Ella—Yes; thé trouble is he thifiks 80, 100. oughkeepsie Bvehing Star Cornela—I see that anothér effort té get in communication with Mars ha¢ ended in failure. Weirfleld—Yes. why."—Philadelphia Publié 1 don't think they | will ever be able to communicaté with Mars uhless they first notify her that they are going to send a signal so that she will be on the lookout for it —Brooklyn Standard-Union. Kid—How old is that lamp ma? Ma—®©h, about three years. Kid—Turn it down. It's too yoilng tehmas- to smoke—Philadelphia Wa Examiner. “Do you always tell the trith in your speeches?" “Yes" réplied Sepator Sorghum, but not in excess. I'm a feariéss 6fa- tor, but I'm no gossip."—Washington Star. Little Julian has alréady decided that he will be a doctor. In talking over the matter one day his fathef rather facetiously asked whether Julian intended t6 adopt a special line, inasmuch as that was thé way o make a lot of money in medicine. “I think I shall’ replied Julian, quite bravely “What do you think ef #pe- clalizing in airplane aceidents, dad? | There ought to be a great futute in that line. ‘—Houston Post. KALEIDOSCOPE Gas light was first used in 1798. There are 3,424 dialects. Parasols were used by the anéient Egyptians. In 1786 the first city diréctory was issued in Baltimere. The color yellow is said to have & very beneficial effect on the health. A pardon cannot follow an im- peachment by the house of comméns. Government experts have ascfibed the humerous cotton gin firés in Texds to static eleetricity. Complete with its eléctfic moéter a new air cothpressof for private ga- rages weighs but 35 pounds. At the bottom of the handle of ene vacuum cleaner is moufited an éleetrio lafp to light up the dark coffiefs, New Zealand forbids the fmportatien of cooking utensils lined or with lead or its alloy. A veteran commercial traveler, whose home is in New York, estimates that in 40-odd years on the road he has slept in at least 5000 différent beds. In the piggery at thé Staté Hes- pital at Nerristown, Pa:, for the in- gane are 1,100 pigs, of w hich 100 a ré full-grown hogs, about #00 shbats, and the rest litile pigs rinning dowa teo a day old. [P —— Litehfield. — Fifty prominent &hureh women of Middlesex county have been asked to join with 350 othér women in Hartford, Litchfield ahd Tollabd $Manties euch to raise $100 for the MmwWiehurch world movement. Miss Clara E. Wells of Hartford 18 the distriet chaifian (& Uhis mevement. Westerly, now of Wilmington, Deél, and Carson A. Phillips of Parkesley, Va, were marfled March 10, at the régidencs of the bride's sister, Mrs. William Mil- lef ih Wilmington. Matthew Sullivan of New Londen former resident of Westerly, who recently severely injured when struék by a_ imutorcyclé, was hére on & visit to friends Wednesday. STONINGTON ;i The work of renovatiig and réinodel- tng the building to be used as a Com- nunity house is nearing completion. Misses Emily Wood and Anna MeDow- ell have returned to Hartford, aftéf a visit tp their parents. Albert G. Randall and family bf New Rochelle, will oecupy the resiflerice - of William B .Glllis, in High street, dufin; July and August. Miss Elizabeth Muller, teacher i the Putham schools, is at her hume fof the vacation season. A game of baseball between {hs FeFt" Wright team and Harvéy post, Amerl- can Legion players is scheduled for Sat- urday afternoon on Owen fleld. 3‘“'" " éw York Even- Ringer roufd with pine trees whert the sin & e ne