Norwich Bulletin Newspaper, September 30, 1918, Page 10

FAIR WEATHER TODAY - AND TOMORROW What s Going On Tonight ATl Theatres closed this week by order of Health Officer. ]I. 0. 0. F, Uneas ) . meets in 0dd Fellows’ L es Union, No. 137, U. B, of C. and J. of A, meets in Carpenters’ Hall ——eee ANNOUNCEMENTS — Orpheum Theatre, Danielson. A titanic achievement is the pro- @uction of Salome, which plays at the theatre Oct. 1, matinee and evening. It is said to have cost ap- proximately $1,290,000. It took an ar- my of 800 men to build the city of Je- rusalem. More than 20 tons of paint Wwere used on the sets and scenery. Five hundred thousand feet of lumber Was put into construction—enough to build a good sized town. Two hun- dred thousand yards of burlap went into the covering of the buildings. Nearly an entire menagerie was re- quired for local color: 44 camels, 2,500 horses, 25 donkeys, 20 elephants, goats, sheep, bullocks, oxen, dogs, cats, par- rots, doves and peacocks. Special boil- ers were i led for the making of steam and light effects. One hundred sculptors worked for a month on the various sets, Ten thousand costumes were made for the players by the William Fox costume department at Hollywood, Cal. As to the story of Salome used in filming the new production, it is not really a version that js employed, as the picturization is based on the his- tory of that period as related by Jo- sepMus. On these facts many literary versions have been based, and Salome has been immortalized in notable works of nmiwusic and drama. Her story has been told many times. Oscar Wilde pictured her and Aubrey Feardsley drew his impressions of her. Gustave Flaubert wrots Hercdias, with Salome as the pivotal figure, and on this book was based Massenet's oper- atic work, Herodiade. This opera, with its marvelous arias and dramatic cpportunities, has brought recognition to and increased the fame of many artists of the opera. Then Richard Strauss wrote sensational and clamorous Salome, which resulted in the banishment of the work from the Metropolitan Opera House until the dance, as interpreted by Mary Garden could be modified. And now Theda Bara will visualize er for motion pictures. Surely, here is material worWiy of her mettle. his - Bulletin’s Pattern Service 2468 A TRI¥, POPULAR MODEL. This apron will hold your knitting without trouble and discomfort to you, and will also protect your dress. It may be made of lawn, batiste, dimity, Swiss, gingham or chambray. The pattern is cut in one size— medium. It will require 1 1-8 yards of 36-inch material A pattern of this illustration mailed to any address on receipt of 10 cents in_silver or stamps. ; Order through The Bulletin Company, “attern Dept., Norwich, Conn 2024 LADIES’ HOUSE DRESS m Sleeve in Wrist or Elbow Length. This design is good for striped seer- sucker, for checked gingham, repp, in, flannelette, linen, drill and other washable fabrics. The fronts are finished in coat closing and have smart ets. The fullness %'“-mn!‘ is gathered at _The pattern is cut in seven sizes: 34, 86. 38, 40, 42, 44 and 46 inches, bust easure. It requires 7 yards of 36-inch taterial for a 36-inch size. The skirt measures about 3 yards at the foot. A pattern of this illustration mailed 16 any address on receipt of 10 cents i '”"{hor stamps. er through e Brlletin C g Pattern Dept., Norwich, Conn. P00 A Different War. This war differs from all others in fHat the battle is continuous.—St. Louis Globe-Democrat. . A report has been submitted to the nister of agriculture by Dr. Carlos ira of the National musuem, who ly made an official trip to the ited States for the Brazilian min- is! of agriculture. He made pur- d of a large assortment of agri- tural implements and considerable quantities of wheat for planting pur- poses. 5 ‘Children Cry ~__FOR FLETCHER'S , - ©CASTORIA 3 Ll L= SO - SRR Y oM oo B a ks { WANTED BUY A LIBERTY BOND TODAY. Fagan's Smoke Shop. sep30d ANTED—The public to know I will not open cider mill this fall. J. E: Thomas, Bozrahville. sep30M YOUNG WOMEN 17 to 25 years, asl pupils in training school for nursery maids; certificate with completion nine months’ course; allowance $6 month and maintenance during training; reg- istry maintained; Apply Supt.. 610 Elm St. New Haven, Conn. sep30d WANTED — Experienced girl eneral housework; family of pply 102 Prospect St. sep24d WANTED—Newsboys _ for _ Bulletin romo;] ‘i Apply at once to Bulletin Co. sep! FORTUNE ATE we are to get an- other lot of those Italan briar pipes for 59¢; buy clgnrs now; Manila cigar, four for 15c; Zimballa mild cigar, 5¢ straight; Representa, a miid Havana cigar, 10c straight; 1860 Panatella, five for 12c. Smokes will be higher; take time by the forelock. Buy now. Fa- gan’s Smoke Shop. sep23d WANTED 1,000 women to be in style and wear those new Tams now on sale at The Pasnik Co. aug20d WOOL GROWERS—Send us your wool, large or small lots; we wfl;lrly best price. Admore Woolen’ ”;ls, e Yaatic, Conn. NTED—To buy old gold and sil- s0 old false teeth; highest prices d. . W. Guild, Jeweler, 21 Broad- ¥, Norwich. pail wa. apréd WANTED—Second fturniture of all kinds; get our prices before you sell, A, Bruckner, 55 Frank. lin 8t~ Tel. 717-3. novéd RHODE ISLAND HOSPITAL, Provi- dence, R. I, offers training course of for 5 i o, 135-143 Main St., 'NORWICH, CONN.,. MONDAY, SEPT. 30, 1918. FOR SALE FOR SALE FOR SALE or exchange for cattle, pair of horses, sound, good. workers and dgvers, weigh 2500. Address James Downing, Plainfield, Conn. Tel. 22-5 Moosup Div. sep30d elec- 1915 OVERLAND touring car, tric lights and starter, paint and, con- dition good; for sale cheap. C. V. Pen- dleton. sep28d .00 for a good mahogany player $390. positions guaranteed. | piano, fully guaranteed for five vears, with stool and scarf, and music rolls. month. The 20 choice Terms, $40 down, $12 per Plaut-Cadden Company, Norwich, Conn. $190.00 for a good A. B. Cameron upright piano, good tone and action. Terms, $20 down, $8 per month. The Plaut-Cadden Company, 135-143 Main St.. Norwich, Conn. $350.00 buys a $490.00 Hallet & Davis piano, used less than six months, just exchanged for player piano. Terms, $30 down, $10 per month. The Plaut- Cadden Company, 135-143 Main St Norwich, Conn. $185.00 for a Mehlin mahogany up- right piano, with stool and scarf. Terms, $20 down, $8 per month. The Plaut-Cadden Company, 135-143 Main St., Norwich, Conn. " $260.00 buys a fine mahogany upright piano in perfect condition, cost new $450; fully guaranteed for ten years. The Plaut-Cadden Company, 135-143 Main St, Norwich. Conn. $45.00 for a real Edisen dlamond disc talking machine, with 12 records. Terms, $10 down, $5 per month. The Plaut-Cadden Company. and and antique | 8t., Norwich, Conn. FOR SALE—Five head of young cat. tle, one pair fat oxen. Enos M. Gray, R. D. 6, Norwich, sep28d FOR SALE — One 6 vear old horse, one vear to women between 18 and 25| weighs 1400 pounds, good driver and years of age to fit them for nursery| worker. Fish Dealer Bennett, Verga- maids. The opportunity for such train-|son Ave, Norwich Town. Phone 1039-3. ing is exceptional. Over 2,300 children were treated last year. Living condi- tions are very_ attractive. Apply Su- perintendent, “Rhode Island Hospital, Providence, 4 Jy29MTh WANTED—A first class fireman. 1f applied for at once. a first class ma. can obtain a permanent position, Wi Apply to The Wauregan sep28d WANTED—Cutter, custom, tailor; American born, thoroughly experi- enced, to look after tryons and do sell- ing; no cutting required; permanent growing position. E. E. Roberts, 893 Main St, Springfield, Mass. sep28d A FELLAH sez a slacker is like a|sacrifice. custard pie, he's yellow and not enuff|address Modern, care Bulletin. crust to go over the top. Manila cigars| phone 1358-5. tour for 1ic, $3.50 a hundred. Several sep28d TFOR SALE—A lady’s bicycle, in first class condition. Write Bicycle, care Bulletin. sep2sd FOR SALE—25 acres of after-feed, or would take stock to pasture; ex- th | cellent for cows to freshen later. Wal- ter S. Div. Vail} Willimantic 86-5. sep28d FOR SALE_Attractive new two minutes from trolley, away city tax, six:room house, h floors, fine bath, laundry with set tubs, pressure water system, steam heat, fine piece land, 150x460) feet; owner leaving town, Teason for i For price and particular Chaplin, Ct. P | S FOR SALE—Ford touring car, 1 for i ot A e, o1 fos " o¢] P O. Box 38, Baltic, or Phone 1042-1 pipes for i Buy now. Fagan's|_Sep2id S Smoke Shop. sep30d 01;1_)[;1 SALE—1916 seven passenger WANTEDFord_truck body, . with|Cadillac, fine condition. price re top, in exchange for touringybody. tajable, B*;‘h-'““i.,*b Bushnell. fine ° condition. Write J. McGrath,|C0nn. Phone Saybrook 21-3. North Franklin, Conn. sep28d FOR SALE—Two horses, 0 GOVERNM ' needs 12,000 women | G€0rge Lambert, Occum. Phone 617- clerks at Washington; examinations| _S¢P24d Norwieh in October; salary $1,200; ex-| FOR SALE—1917 Ford touring car perience unnece government posit ns, particulars. . J. C. civil service ~examiner), 276 Kenois Building, Washinston. a WANTED— k to turn 25 acres of rowen; exc : freshen later. or will sell after-feed. Walter 8. Vail, Chaplin, Ct. Wiliiman- tic_Div. $6-5. sep28d WANTED — Second hand furpiture; we pay highest prices in eastern Con- | —————————° necticut; we buy anything; largest sec- ond hand store in state. Louis D. Ward, women desiring| four new tires, just been overhauled write for free|runs like new, cheap if sold th: Leonard (former!i4 Cliff St. ' tion, will sell cheap. St. FOR SALE—1916 Buick Six auto in first class running order, at 14 Cliff St FOR SALE—One 1918 Ford touring car, first class shape, good tires, price sep24d warerooms 30-32 Water St. Norwici.|$500. Address C. C., care Bulletin. Write, call tel. 361-13. JjedMWS sep23d WANTED—A girl or woman for| FOR SALE—One Tord touring car, general housework; no washing. Mrs |demountable rims, electric lights, tires R. Stearns, Box 32, Willimantic. | good. C. S. Peckham, 62 Shetucket St. Tel. 561- sep27d sep21d WANTED—A man to work around a hotel. Windham Inmn. Willimantic_Division. sep27d Telephone 35-4 | shape. FOR SALE—One Ford runabout, A-1 C. S, Peckham, 62 Shetucket St. sep?1d WANTED—Immediately, men-women, 18 or over, $100 month; tiiousands U. S. government war_positi immediately for free list. Franklin In- stitute, Dept. 32 G., Rochester, N. Y. augdMWFS WANTED—Man to do refinishing and call Greeneville Grain Co. Phone 32 i d repairing: also man deliver furniture; good wages. New Lond TED — Boy to work in drug Inquire at ‘this oftice. sep26d WANTED—Man and wife on a farm; good wages; good home to the right party. Address F. M. T., care Bulletin. sep26d WANTED—Loom fixer on_Crompton- Knowles looms. Address John F. Clab_ by, Box 261, Baltie. sep26d T WANTED—Maid for light housework in family of two; must go home nights. Inquire at this office. sep26d WANTED—I will buy a one or two- family house, easy walking distance from Marlin-Rockwell shop, cost from $3,500 to $4,000. Address Box 92, Bul- letin Office. sep2id WANTED—Long distance moving jobs by auto truck. Phone 1172 Ni wich Div. se; GRADUATE NURSES WANTED AT THE WM. W, BACK- US HOSPITAL. ANYONE EM- to_help sell and steady work with Foran & Son Company, sep26d store. PLOYING A NURSE THAT GANv BE RELEASED NOTIFY AT ONCE THE SUPERITENDENT OF THE BACKUS HOSPITAL. NOTICE TO HOG RAISERS 0. K, Banks’ Artful Rival Registered Berkshire Boar No. 230079 is in service at Stewart's Barn, Baltic. sep3od HERBERT STEWART." WANTED A Corpetent Man on our truck. A good, permanent for the right'man. THE PLAUT-CADDEN COMPANY Norwich, Conn. WANTED MEN WANTED AT THE AMERICAN STRAW. BOARD COMPANY’S MILL Good Pay Study Employement B0 Joseph Bodo; 25 Carter St. Da delivery position REAL ESTATE m= Properties Listed and Sold Whitestone Cigars will be $4.50 m_-:{:.ln.l_n& lln: J, F. CONANT, 13 Franklin Street. tions open; writelsupply, with only 20 per cent. subs | FLOUR—You can now buy one-half barrel or more of flour. or a 60-day ite. 'We handle the two best grades milled—Duluth, Imperial and Hecker- Jones. Ask your grocer for them. or sep! FARMS for sale. Write for catalogue. F. I, Racine, Danieison, Conn. sepl9d FOR SALE — having purc estate and insurance bu ielson, T will sell my store in Plain- field. Conn., news room, confectionery, stationery, sporting goods, cigars and tobacco; very good stand for a Pusiness opportunity: d the kitchen; best of lo only of the kind in the viliage; popu 3,000; will consider terms. F. L Racine, Danielson, Conn. sepl9% 135-143 Main! FOR SALE—Ford delivery; price very low. The Frisbie-McCormick Co. Service Station, Pond St. sepl2d TO RENT TO RENT—Five-room flat, 30 Cliff St., small family. Inquire 43 Oak St. _.Sep30d - FOR SALE—United truck. 3% ton worm drive, now being overhauled. This truck has always rendered Zood service and is in finé condition. Price about one-quarter of present list. The Frisbie-McCormick Co. Service ~ Sta- tion, Pond St sep12d FOR RENT or sale, 12-room Colonial house, all improvements, finest loca- tion. E. K. Burnham, Salem Road, Norwich. sep28d TO RENT — A six-room flat at 153 Maple St. Mrs. Kingsley. sep25d FOR SALE—Reo speed wagon, the world's greatest % ton truck, in first class running order, good tires; bar- gain. The Frisbie-McCormick Co. Ser- vice Station, Pond St. sepl2d TO LET—A furnished room, with or without board, one minute’s walk from Marlin-Rockwell Corp, 13 Bo. Phone 141-12. ¥OR RENT—Store x40, suitable for FOR SALE—One brown mare, weighs|any mercantile b S located about 1300 pounds, 6 years old. J. Sie-|in neart of Westeriy, R. 1. formerly gel. Phong 1076-5. seplld aecupledA asl a.t re:[raganst for mAany S ) i g ~ | years. pply to v . ugbee, gt. FOR SALE—Bar fixtures complete, e table, chairs and refrigerators; also| Lo 00l seplan two pool tables at a very low price,| TO RENT—One store and two gar- Apply to Cnarles F. Charon, Box 44,{ages at 110 North Main St. :Inquire of Baltic. o 2 seplod | N. B. Lewis. 314 Main St. sepisd FOR SALE or exehange (a part) for automobile, a cottage of nine rooms, with lot and shed adjoining, shore and TO RENT—Furnished room, central- ly located, with all conveniences. Tel. -|Apply at Bulletin Office WANTED A FIRST-CLASS ~ MACHINIST v WANTED TWO FIREMEN THE C. M. ROBERTSON CO. 358-12. sepdd country advantages, boating, bathing, fishing, with pavilion and postoffice, on grounds; cottage is short distance from Niantic village, Crescent Beach, Golden Spur and Oswegatchie, .mear state camp, a]l available’ by troHer or launch; furnishings included in sale; touring car desired, of 1917 or '1% model, electric lights, starter, good style, preferably new, dark greén de- sired, blue or black, in good condition; owner of cottage has business interests which make further use of same un- available. For further information, . write to 53 Oak St. Norwich, Conn. FOR SALE_Ford touring car, cheap if taken this week. Louis Ortman. “vel. 151-4, City. sepdd FOR SALE — One four - cylinder Buick, 1917 model, perfect condition; one Ford delivery bedy, and one extra good cheap work horse. Apply at Bean Hill Blacksmith Shop. sepbd FARM BARGAINS 200 acres, good buildings, only $2,- 400, and wood enough to pay for farm; 85 acre, 35 cow farm, smooth land, good buildings, $4,000; 46 acres, state road. Colonial 'house. '20 rooms, A-1 condi- tion, only '$2,280. “We can make easy terms on theése’ three farms, and they are genuine ‘bargains. For further fwformation. write TRYON’S' AGENCY, 715 Main St., ‘Willimantic, Conn. COW PROFITS THERE ARE SOME FOR YOU IF YOU HAVE THE RIGHT HERD. WE HAVE A WONDERFUL HERD OF NEW YORK HOLSTEIN COWS THAT EQUAL THE MONEY- MAKERS THAT ARE THE BEST IN NEW ENGLAND. IF YOU WANT COWS, SEE US. STONE and DARLING A.R.Stone Fred J. Darling E. Woodstock - Pomfret 216-4—Putnam—244-3 FOR SALE 74 PROSPECT STREET A 9-room House with all improve- ments, including heat, large level lot €4x 200 feet, House in good condition, and located in best resi- dential portion of lower Prospect street. For particulars FRANCIS D. DONOHUE Central Building Phones Norwich WANTED WANTED CARD ROOM HELP ALSG HELP FOR BLEACHING AND FINISHING DEPARTMENT GOVERNMENT WORK HIGH WAGES EASY WORK Apply VERSAILLES SANITARY FIBRE CO. Versailles TRAINMEN AND FIREMEN Chance for good wages and advance- ment for men between the ages of 18 and 45 in good physical condition. Apply N. Y. N. H. & H. R. R. F. M. CLARK, Supt., New London. WANTED |Men and Women Steady Work AMERICAN THERMOS BOTTLE CO. WHEN YOU WANT to put your bus. iness before the public, there is mno medium better than through the ad vertising columns of The Rulletin. ;"fi (FOR SALE Centrally located Rooming House, COMPLETELY FURNISHED, and doing a good business, with all rooms occupied. This splendid res- idence will be sold at a bargain because of owners ill health. Enquire of THOS. H. BECKLEY | 278 Main Street Phones; PRESTONBRIDGE Livery, Sale and Boarding Stable. Taxi Service and Garage Connected. Horses to let for all kinds of busi- ness, with or withcut rigs, by the day or week. Special attention to boarders and transients; 20 to 30 horses always on hand, for sale, weighing 1050 to 1600 each; several extra nice pairs, 2400 to 3200 per pair, all good workers, and some extra nice drivers; every horss will be sold with a written guarantes to ‘be just as represented a. time of sale, or money refunded in full. Trial allowed. If in need of anything in our line, give us a trial and we will give you full value for your money. STABLE 371, 373, 375 MAIN ST. Phone 326-2. O'BRIEN & CHASE. FOR SALE No. 218 Laurel Hill Avenue Attractive Eight Room Cottage Modern Improvements and Large Garage INSPECTION SOLICITED James L. Case 37 Shetucket Street, REAL ESTATE DEPARTMENT TO RENT—Furnished room. also one’ room rfor light hous keeping. Mrs. Kelly, 7 No. High St. aug3ld TO RENT—Newly furnished rooms for gentlemen on Main St. all con- veniences, private family. Inquire at this_office. je27d FOR HIRE—Two 7-passenger tour- ing cars, also_5-passenger touring car, with good, reliable cHauffeurs, day or mghztdse!'vlco. Call 1219-2, 14 Cliff St. Je . STORAGE—Household goods stored for long or short term; rates reason- ing Studio, 52 able. Fanni Broadway. Jeld TO RENT—Furnished rocms; also rooms for light housekeeping. 106 School St. Tal 1048-8. seplid FOR RENT A very cozy seven-room modern cot- tage in a very choice location. For full particulars, inquire of JOHN A. MORAN, Real Estate Broker. Franklin Square, Norwich. > STORE TO RENT ON FRANKLIN STREET, 3¢ FOOT FRONT—ONLY A FEW FEET FROM FRANKLIN SQUARE—CONTAINING ABOUT 1,000 SQUARE FEET—LOW RENT. INQUIRE AT BULLETIN OFFICE. : FOR SALE FOR SALE Cozy 7-room cottage house, with garage and 3% acres of land, directly on Norwich and New London trolley | line; a great opportunity. particulars, inquire of JOHN A, MORAN, Real Estate Broker. Franklin Square, Norwich., FOR SALE A DESIRABLE BURIAL LOT IN THE CITY CEMETERY WITH PERPET- UAL CARE. E. A.._PRENTICE Phone 300 86 Cutt St, Norwich, Ct. 60 ACRE FARM 10 acres tillable, balance pasture and wood land, some timber and abund- ance of wsod, plenty of fruit, 8-room cottage house. running water, bath, toilet, hot and cold water, fine lawn, large barn, situated one-third of mile to railroad station, near and with all con- veniences. Price §$3750. A rare bar- gain. If interested in a cozy home come and look at this at once. WILLIAM A, WILCOX FARM SPECIALIST 41 West Broad Street, Rooms 1 and 2 WESTERLY, R. I, Telephone 2365 FURNISHED SEASHORE COTTAGES * FOR SALE OR RENT at Watch Hill, Weekapaug, Pleasant View, and along the Rhode Island shore; also accessible Seashore Farms. Send forbooklet. Frank W. Coy WESTERLY, R. 1L n FOR SALE SEVERAL SECOND-HAND HORSES ALSO 50 TONS OF NICE HAY ELMER R. PIERSON _Telephone 536-3 | FOR SALE as Adam’s Tavern, with Stock and Fixtures. For full Also my Gardner Lake Property, 1-4 mile water front, fine grove and 385 acres of land, with houses,] barns, sheds, etc. A, A, ADAM. Norwich Town, Conn. FOR SALE Cottage Houses, Tenement and Business Blocks, Building Lots, ali in desirable locations. List your pro- perty if you care to sell or rent, as I have & number of people looking for real estate investments. WILLIAM F. HILL, Real kistate and Insurance. Room 103 Thayer Blig. CITY PROPERTY FOR SALE Several cottage houses, centrally lo- cated, in good neighborhood. Two, three and six-tenement houses, near business section. Residences on Wash. ington St. and Broadway. R. S, BARTLETT, No. 14 Central Bldg., City. —— WHEN YOU WANT to put your bus. iness befors the public, there is no medium better than through the ad- vertising columns of The Bnulletin. | Montville, Conn. MEN- WANTED on Indirect Government Work Day Work Only Tenements furnished if desired. . Montville, Conn. WANTED. Old false tecth. Dun’t matter, if broken. We pay up 1o $15 per set. Send oy ‘parcei post and receive check by return mail. We buy dia- monds, too. COLLATERAL LOAN CO., 154 Water St., between Shetucket and Market Sts. An old, reliable firm to deal with. Established 1872, WANTED A Book-keeper over the draft Must be strictly sober. Apply in own writing, stating age. salary, experience, etc. Address Box 455, care Bul- letin. WANTED 35 laborers. 12 weavers, § spinners, 10" general housework women, 3 sec- ond girls, 4 carding room men. picker room and dvehouse men, 40 girls, tool- makers and machinists, 2 waitresses, FREE EMPLOYMENT BUREAU, GEO. L. CHESBRO, Manager. sepldd Central Building. FOR SALE FULL AsSsOC THE KEYES PRODUCTS C0. | PRESS DESPATCHES POETRY 1 LOVE CORNED BEEF. 1 love corned beef—I ge\'er knew How good the stuff could taste in stew! 1 love it wet, I love it dry, - T love it baked and called meat ple, I love it cameuflaged in hash— A hundred bucks I'd give—in cash To have a barrel of such chow I say “Yum Yum" when “soupie” blows, 1 sniff and raise aloft my nose; 4 Corned Willie! HA! OR, boy, that's fine! Can hardly keep my .place in line. I kick my heels and wildly vell: “Old Sherman said_that ‘War is hell But gladly would I bear the heat Tf corned beef I could get ‘to eat!” I love it hot—I love it cold, 2 Corned Willie never will grow old. I love it—now pause—listen. friend; When to. this war there comes an ¢ And peace upon_the earth-shall reigh, T'll hop a boat for home again, Then to a restaurant I'll speed— No dainty manners will I heed— ut to the waiter I will cry: ‘Bring 'm‘e——wefl, make ‘it corned. beef e! And—getter bring some corned beef stew, And corned beef cold—T'll take that, 00, And—now. don’t think I'm crazy, man, But could you bring a corned beef can? And—wait—I'm net through ordering vet— T want a sirloin steak—you bet, With hash-browned spuds—now, listen, friend, I've got the cash—you may_ depend— Right here it is—Let's see, T'll try— Oh, bring a plece of hot ‘mince ple And all this stuff that's printed here; My appetite is huge, I fear.” Then, when he's filled mv festive board With all these eats, I'll thank the Lord (For that's the proper thing to de), And then I'll take the corned beef stew, B The corxl1ded béef pie, and corned beet cold, The corned beef can T'll then take hold the whole works into it “Now, damn you, there you'll - sit! You've haunted every dream T've had— Ybu don’t know what shame is, egad! Now sit there, Bo—See how you feel— And watch me eat a, reg'lar meal!” —A.-P. B. Tn_The Stars and Stripes, printed Somewhere in France. LATE SERTEMBER. The woods are green this late Septem- ber day 4 As though the fall held summer ir her snare - Alone around the edges of the square Some purple asters - give the truth . away, The Gloucester-pike, where barberries are gay, Is deep in dust; the bushes have a share. And near the path, a pale belated pair, Two brier-roses bloom among the bay, From bowlders on the downs we have our view, Sole monarcns of a hilltop world spread out 3 To touch the sea on every side be- yond. » ‘Twere big for crowds, it's big enough for two, Up here is freedom; in delight 1 shout, “We love each other!” Steady rocks respond. : —Louis Howe. HUMOR OF THE DAY Van—What_did Hester do when yoy tried to hold her hand? Dan—She said to take two while 1 was learning.—Chaparral. Four Horses FOR SALE CHEAP No use for them JOHN H. FORD Ice Dealer COWS FOR SALE ANOTHER CARLOAD WILL AR- lRIVE THURSDAY, SEPT. 26. JAMES H. HYDE North Franklin, Ct. Telephone Lebanon Now is the Time to Save Coal Covering Steam-Pipes with NATIONAL | AIR CELL COVERING For Sale by THE PECK-McWILLIAMS CO. e — e e, $3,300 WILL BUY Seven Room Cottage with 214 Acres land; near trolley. House is nearly new, and has pleasant veranda; good, dry cellar. Nice Barn, large enough for two cars.-There's a deep well of pure water. Stop paying high rent; improve your health and save money. Archa W. Coit Highest Grade Properties Telephone 1334, 63 Broadway by Two 10-horse power Horizon- tal Engines For Sale Will be sold cheap if taken at once. NORWICH STEAM LAUNDRY, ! 193 Franklin Street COWS FOR SALE {LARGE ASSORTMENT ON HAND— ! |{NEW MILCHS AND SPRINGERS: | FRED W. HOXIE | Tel. 62 Lebanon, Conn. ———eeee LOST AND FOUND . LOST—A yellow-brown dog, license No. 45278. TFinder please send postal card to C. Bauer, 105 Dunham St. sep30d LOST — Saturday afternoon, near Franklin Square, black handbag con- taining money, watch, etc. Finder re- warded if returned to this office. sep30d LOST—In Hampton, Friday after- noon, Sept. 20, yellow and wiite shep- herd dog named Fido; last seen in Brooklyn. Please notify W. J. Nichals, Hampton, Conn. Tel. Will. Div. 96-15. sep38d LOST—Between Versailles and Nor. wich, Thursday, a 32x4 auto tire, mounted on rim., Reward if returned to this office. sep28d LOST—Black and tan_hound. Re- ward if returned to 48 Hinckley St. sep28d < —C(Conscience is the stil! small voice. Bocker—But if you use a car on Sunday it honks—New York Sun. Sam—Ah done heerd dat dey fin' Columbus’ bones. Ezra—Lawd! Ah nevah knew daf be wuz a gamblin’ man.—Panther, “She knew his record like a b but she married him to reform him.” “Did he?” “He broke the record."—Judge. “What makes you think this meas- ure is unconstitutional?” “Well, I have submitted it to four lawyers, and they are unanimous tha! it's constitutional.”—Life. “Oh, my! I met an American sol- dier—the nicest fellow—and next day he left Paris “Don’t worry, my dear. Others ex- actly like him will be arriving every day."—L'Tilustration. Mrs. Dick—I wonder how soldiers in the trenches manage to gct their clothes dry when they wash them. Mrs. Stick (cheerfully)—I suppose they hang them on their firing line.— Town Topics. “Here comes that Miss G:ubbins. | think T'll have Nora say I'm out.” “Won't the still, small veice proach you?” “Yes, but I'd rather listen to tha still, small voice than to hers."—Bos-~ ten Transeript. “Eh, but this war is a big 'un,” said the West London tramcar philosopher expansively. The whole world is full of war ani fighting and munition making for war —in every place from A to Z—from “Ammersmith to Zeebrugge." —London Daily Chronicle. % “We had to stop our littls girl an- swering the front door calls.” “Why 2" “The other dayv when Ensign Jones came to call on our eldest daughter he vas dressed in his white uniform and when the little one opened the door and saw him she immediatcly called upstairs: ‘Ma, how much bread do you want today? "—Detroit Free Press. THE KALEIDOSCOPE Harry Pyle, a miner at the McGreg- or plant, near Berlin Pa, drew i$516.10 wages for 26 days’ pick mine ing. The bellboys at one of the princi- pal hotels of York Harbor, Me., are knitting sweaters for war relief and the Red Cross in their idle moments. French hospital surgeons have sue- ceeded in impregnating.rubber gloves with certain metallic salts fo make them impervious to X-rays and there- by. protect persons using the rays. In a new Swiss process for the man- ufacture ‘of aluminum foil a number of sheets of the metal are coated with oil, folded or piled together and rolled until they are as thin as desired. Specialists of the Departmentof Ag- | riculture, searching for new plants in South America, have learned that the navel orange. now so largely grown in the United States, originated nearly a century ago near Bahia, Brazil. Montreal recently saw the first Chi- naman appointed a commissioner of the superior court, Song Foo's petition to Justice Tellier for this privilege be- ing granted by him. Song Foo, there= fore, has power now to administer oaths. In order to utilize cargo space to the best advantage there has been opened at Madison, Wis., a school to instruet officers and enlisted men in boxing and crating. Instructions will be given to men from all departments that make overseas shipments. The very great increase in recent vears in the amount of sugar export- ed from Brazil indicates that this in- dustry—in which a century ago Brazil occupied a leading world position, but in which it lost rank through inabil- ity to compete wih other countries using modern machinery—is aga'n re- viving. From a total of 5,367 tons ex- ported in 1913 (the last antebellum year), exports have rapily risen. so that in 1917 shipments exceeded $130,- 000 tons, valued at more than ,u‘l,-J 000.600. 1 re-