Norwich Bulletin Newspaper, July 25, 1916, Page 10

PARTLY-CLOUDY TODAY AND TOMORROW FULL ASSOCIATED PRESS DESPATCHE® — What Is Going On Tonight Vaudeville and Moving Pletares at the Auditorium. Moving Pictures, at the .Colonial. Vaudeville and Moving Piotur the ‘Davis. Norwich Girls’ Chub Whist-in Thayer Building. Shetucicet Lodge, No. 27, L. ©. O. P, meets in Odd Fellows' Hall. Norwich Nest, No. 1396, O, O. O, P Weuregan Lodge, N ot P. uregan e, No. 6, K. % meets {n Pythian Hall. Second_Division, A. O. H., meets in Eagies, Holl urt Quinebaag, No, 128, F. of A., meete in Foresters 'Hall Norwich Council, No. 720, R. A. meets in Buckingham Memorlal ANNOUNCEMENTS PLANS ROR COUNTY FAIR WELL UNDER WAY. Exhibition Departments Have Been Enlarged—Live Stock Will Be of the Best. The management of this fair are pleased to announce tnat plans are well under way to make this fair one of the most attractive of any that will be held in this state during 1916. Fairs are a public enterprise, their purpose being to keep abreast with advanced agricultural methods that our com- munity may take front rank and cope with the revolutionizing Influences and changing customs that are annually taking place. For that purpose a time and a place s set each vear to bring together the products of the fleld and shop that stimulus may be given to those departments of labor upon which rests our great national wealth. Not only does the fair afford opportunities for eeducational advancement, it i trysting place for the old and young, a place to meet and visit with old friends, to form new acquaintances, to more firmly cement tho tles of friendship. It is easy to underesti- mate the immense task of promoting such an important institutfon as the County Fair, but we assure you that no effort nor expense is being spared to make the dates of this annual fair “Red Letter Days” in your recollec- tions of county fairs. It's not only go- ing to be the banner fair of all fairs, but the biggest, brichtest and best event in the history of this county. We cannot do this without your inter- est and your assistance. Will you give them? ~Particular attention has been given to the thorough revision of the premium list for this year. The de- partments have heen enlarged, some added and we believe that you will each department complete in every We look for a Mammoth Fruit Display, the long tables should be so heavily laden as to groan under the weight of numberless varieties of ripe, rare, juicy, delicious, luscious and bewitching berries and frult spectmens. Along with the yield of tres, vine and plant will be exhibited a variety of Cholce Food and Dairy Products, a combination of farm and garden and culinary_science, embracing but- ter, cheese, bread, and cake preserved and canned berrie: and vegetables: jams, jellies and many things of a similar nature, the art of preparing which has become such a factor in domestic industry. The ¢ fnary department will be chock full of culinary links. Little conceits in new dishes. New ways of canning and preserving Old methods compared Ev oman in the county can learn something valua Ample premiums are offered and all who can departments arc invited to do o, and thus aid in making the exhibition fully representative anifold exposi- | tion of all the products of Farm, Gar- den and Household industy. The amusement programme for the coming fair will he new, novel, engag- Ing, exciting, exhilarating, comprehen- sive and po; h vear we aim to engage s many as possible of elevating ex hibitions, games and am fair and all the available rare and striking novelties that th nius of the times has been able to invent to enliven, enrich and make these occa- sions enticing, enjovable, educational, amusing and enlightening, thus a suring an unusvally attractive and elaborate programme of evervthing conspicuous that can lend a charm or fascination, or make the fair grand different, alluring and preeminent in features of instruction entertain- ment. Particular attention is being given to the speed procramme. Wo offer this vear four thousand dollars in purses and we promise the best races ever given in this state or coun- ty. Stepping by steppers that step real steps. Trotting champions from evervwhere urged to victory by daunt- less drivers. Don't fail to see the in tensely interesting conflicts between the monarchs of the home stretch. An aristocracy of stock will be gathered at our fair. Prize winning cattle vie with blooded horses. The live stock department will be one of bath person- al and pecuniary Interest to every own- er and admirer of choice domestic an- imals. It will embrace champion spec- imens of every variety of pure breed- ers and herdsmen of the county with thelr finest droves, herds and flocks: opportunities for the sale of stock unexcelled. A complete programme of the races | and other special features will be pub- lished later. We earn Jlicit vour co-operation to make e coming County Fair an event lonz to be re membered in the historical annals of | gur country. Assurmg you of our | greatest appreciation of any aid vou may extgnd and hoping to meet you at the coming fair we are, Sincerely vours, New London Coun- | ty Agrieultural Socic with, secretary. W. W. Beck- AT THE BREED. Crowded houses were at the Breed at all performances yesterday and all who witnessed the exceptionally fine bill now presented asreed that it was all, if not more, than the manazement promised. The feature of this bill is The Great Divide in five sensational parts with Fthel Clayton and House Peters in the leadine rolls. Three other fine reels, Tillv's Tomato Sur- prise, and Mr. Jack, are shown in ad- dition to_the Great Divide, making a full two hour show. Today is the last chance to sea this big banner hill as there will he an entire change of pic- tures tomorrow, when the feature will be Francis X. Bushman ia Penning- ton’s Choice, a five part Metro fea- ture. The Breed concert orchestra renders a specially arranged musical program at all performances. Three shows daily 2.20, 7 and %.30. WNORST FORM OF INFANTILE PARALYSIS Entire Body of Miss Elizabeth Clark, 21, Paralyzed. Elizabeth, N. J., July 24—DMiss Blizabeth Clark, 21 years old, died here loday from what was said to be the worst case of infantile paralysis, tnown as the bulbar type. Her en- fre body was parlyzed. Remember the Rough Riders. Thousands would volunteer to go to war under Colonel Roosevelt in the pe of riding into office at the end of ‘he_war.—Columbia_(S. C.)_State, jmi ements, | kindred fo the scope and purpose of a | Thin People Can Increase Weight Thin men and women who would like to “increase ‘thefr weight with 10, or 15 pounds of healthy, “stay there’ fut, should try eating a little Sargol with their meals for a while and note re- sults. _Here'ds & g0od test worth try- ing. First weigh yoursed and measure yourself. Then take Sargol—one tablet with every meal—for two weeks. Then weigh and measure agein. It isn't a question of how you look or feel or what your friends say and think. ~The scales and.the tape me: Wil tell their own story, and many thin men and women we believe can, easily:add from five to_elght pounds in thé first fourteen days by foliowing this simple direction. “And.” best of all, the mew fles ya p Sargol does not of itself malke fat, but mixing with your:food, it aims tc turn the fats, sugars and ‘starches of what you have eaten into rich, ripe, fat producing nourishment for the tissues ind blood—prepare it M an easily as- Simflated form which the blood can readily accept. Much of this nourish- ment now passes from your. body 8s waste. But Sargol works to stop the waste and do it quickly and to male the fat producing contents of the very same meals you are eating now develop pounds and pounds of healthy flesh be- tween your skin and bones. Sargol is safe, pleasant, efficient and inexpen- sive, H. M. LeRou's Drug Store, Nor- wich, Chesbro's Drug Store, Willl- mantic, and other leading druggists in this vicinity sell it in large boxes— forty tablets to a package—on a guar- antee of weight increase or money Dack as found in each large box. BRIEF STATE NEWS Hartford—Rev. Dr. and Mrs. Wil- liam DeLoss of Hartford are at Bass Rocks, Gloucester, Mass. Clinton. — Frederick _Guilford and family of New Haven have arrived at the Platt place in Commerce street for the remainder of the summer. Hartford—George B. Stanton, for many years a well known citizen of Bast Hartford, has disappeared, and his family and friends are making a vigorous search for him. Litchfield—The Litchfield and Ca- naan business men have been invited to join with Winsted, Torrington and Thomaston in the outing at Savin Rock today (Tuesday), July Westbrook—Former County Com- missioner Charles E. Chapman, who has been serlously ill for some months, is daily improving and is able 10 get out of doors each day. Old Saybrook.—Car Inspeetor Luc M. Sheffield has returned to work was struck by an engi Point last February months in a hospital at New Haven—On Labor day, S the United Italian Catholic socictie St. Anthony’s _church, New Hav will hold the first picnic since t church was built, about 12 years a Middletown.—Middletown of the biggest buildir tory, for work agsregatir being completed or h d within the past w irte Bridgeport.—Deserted in Brideeport night by two strange m: m from Newark on an Lillian Hawthorr ors, 20 wark by " to department. Branford.—All the summer hotel around the town are harboring t New York children who came here tc escape the plague in the metropc but as yet no cases have been rer d. Pine Orchard is beginn precautions against it Danbury.—At least ten lambs w roasted for the big outing of the mer- cantile bureau of the chamber of com. merce on the afternoon of Wednesday, Aug. 2, according to present s committec airman. Greenwich.—Mr. and_ Mrs. Audley Clarke of Brocklyn, nounced from their country 1 Cove, L. engag their daughter, Helen C to Minton Cronkhité, son of Mrs. Elisha P. Cronkhite, of New and Greenwich. New Britain—The question of mak- | ing Main street a restricted ar parking of automobiles, togeth st Main street as far as Washing- proposed by the board of pub- ¥, Is causing considerable com- ment not only among automobile owners but by the public in general Manchester.—Sunday was an impor- tant one for the members of t! Swedish Lutheran church of this The exercises connected with t ing of the cornerstonc of th church were attended by a la ering not only of local but also out of town members of the Swedish Luther- an church. Waterbury.—According to a state report based on investigations of Miss Charlotte Molyneux Holloway, special 1zent of the state bureau of labor sta the potato salads found in many nts during a recent visit to Waterbury were in bad condition ow- ing to the chemical action of the in- gredients of that popular dish. —— FOW’S THIS. We offer One Hundred Dollars Re- ward for any case of Catarrh that can- not be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Hail's Catarrh Cure has been taken v catarrh sufferers for the past thirty-five s, and has become known as the most reliable remedy for Catarrh. Hall's Catarrh Cure act through the Blood on the Mucous s faces, expelling the Polson from he Blood and healing tho diseased por- ons. After you have taken Hall's Catarrh Cure for a short time you will s great improvement in _ your gener: health. Start taking Hall's Catarrh Cure at once and get rid of catarrh. Send for_testimonials, free. F. J. CHENEY & €O, Toledo, Ohio Sold by all Drugsgists, 75c. Remove Face Blemishes. Pimples, Blackheads, Acne, Tetter, Ring Worm and that dreaded Bezema can be permanently removed from your face and body by Dr. Hobson's Eczema Ointment. Is is no longer nocessary to g0 around Wwith an unsightly com- plexion and suffer the pain and an- noyance that goes with unsightly a ments. Dr, Hobson's Eczema Oint- ment is a time tried,, guaranteed’ rem- edy, good for infants, adults and’aged who suffer with skin.ailments. Buy a box to-day, start using at once. Money back if not-satisfied. b0c. at your druggist. THE DEL -HOFF European Plan 75 centa ner day and um HAYES BROTHERS. Taleohone 1227., _ 26-28 Brosdway FOR-SALE For Sale One-FOUR-APARTMENT HOUSE, situated. five minutes from,Frenkiin square, on trolley Hne; is in first- class conditlon, all modernsimprove- ments; price $5800; annual rental of $672. Can be bought on reasonable “s. SIECEL, Real Estate and Insurance, Otfice: Room 9, Shannon Bullimg. FOR SALE One of the choicest Houses located in the best part of MoKinley avenue. For full particulars inquire of JOHN A. MORAN Real Estate and Investment Broker Franklin Square, Norwich JAMES H. HYDE, Auctloneer. AUCTION SALE OLD CHINA AND ANTIQUES I Wil Sell at Public Auction THURSDAY, JULY 2 At No. 2 Montauk Ave., corner Bank St. EW LONDON, COX a w TES: La Grange, the home of Lafavette; nding of Lafayette, Albany, N, Y. o and Ol Victo Coat of Arms Pittsield, Mas "Plec Tea Po Baskets; Flint Lock; Guns and Pistols; Oriental Ru; Inlgid Table; Paif s (cross stitch tops) Chintz History Town His- e Collectlon, and has n or shin JAMES H. HYDE Auctioneer. LEGAL NOTICES of the Honor: the real Griswold, road leading from e Hill. For more n, see application rt LUCIUS BROWN, Administrator. NOTICE AT A COURT OF PROBATE the AYLING, Judge. E ate of 1sed. cite newsy having a cir AYLING, Judge. regoing is a true HER, ant Cler said de- Judge. Sth day of Au 11 o'clock In the ate Court Ro in said District, s, appointed fo. to give notice the his orde a circulation AYLING, Judge. foregoing is a true N M, DRESCHER, Assistant Clerk. Spend Your Vacation In Bermuda Eight to nineteen day tours all ex- | censes from $4250 up. JOHN A. DUNN, Agent 60 MAIN STREET 1647 ADAMS TAVERN igei1 offer to-the public the finest standard brands of Beer of Burope and America: Bohemian, Pilsner, Culmbach ‘Bavarian Beer, Bass, Pale and Burton Muer's Scotch Ale, Guinness' Dublin_Stout, C. & C. Imported Ginger Ale, Bunker Hill P. B. Ale, Frank Jones' Nourish- i=z Ale, Sterling Bitter Ale, Anheuser, Budweiser, Schlitz and Pabst. A. A. ADAM, Norwich Town Telenhane 519 ; k -known pri- several hundred h may be mentioned Ship: Octagonal Church; Bal- R. R; City Hall, N. v; Fairmount Pilgrim o House Platter; examples of Lowstoft s; Rare ; old Candlesticks; 0l Desk with riginal eagle e entire collection at 10.30 a. m, the same e same once make return to of Nor- m in the said Admin- S once in ten days prior ng, and make WANTED WANTED Millinery Saleslady and Maker B. GOTTHELF & CO. 94-100 Main Street GIRLS WANTED FINISHING DEPARTMENT Apply TVERSAILLES SANITARY FIBRE MILLS Versailles, Conn. WANTED Twenty Farm Hands, 8 Girls for the Shore, 6 Milkers, 14 General House- work ‘Girls, 50 Weavers, 20 Laborers. FREE EMPLOYMENT BUREAU GEO. L. CHESBRO Central Building, Norwich, Conn. FOR SALE FOR SALE An exoeptional big bargain in a House, two minutes’ walk from °Franklin Square; bound to appreciate in value, will earn 20 per cent on the invest- ment. Wiso buyers, get busy. For full particulars inquire of JOHN A. MORAN, Real Estate and Invest- ment Broker, Franklin Square, Nor- FOR SALE A nice little Cottage with good yard on Elizabeth Street at a low price. E. A. PRENTICE Phone 300 86 Cliff Street 50 ACRE FARM For $1,400 Cash New house of six rooms, surround- ed by beautiful shade trees, bharn 16x30, one hennery 8x12, two scratching sheds, 60 peach trees (will bear this season), 1% acres srawberries (will be in fruitage this Spring), % acres asparagus (will cut 100 Ibs. daily in season— an income getter). Near railroad, school ana church; land free from stone and machine worked. Send for latest catalogue. Just issued Choice of 400. Nothing like it in all New England. WILLIAM A. WILCOX Real Estate Broker, 41 West Broad St, Westerly, R. I Telorhone 365 Offices 110 “West 3dth St., New Yerk Telephone 2998 Greeley A genuine nearly new, cost $40.00, with la flower horn. $5.75 to the firs who asks for i THE PLAUT-CADDEN CO. Norwich, Conn. ze fancy FOR SALE. Cottage Houses, Tenement and Busl. ness Blocks, Building Lots, all in de- sirable loca’ions. List your property if you care to seil or rent, as I have a number of people looking for real es- tatd investments. WILLIAM F. yyyry. Real Estute and Insurance. Room 108 Thayer Bldg. JUST ARRIVED Car_of Horses t on time— and_they ari ht out of ¥ to use. Chunks, Busi- £t Horse ELMER R. PIERSO! e ) | FOR SALE Cottage, recently rebuilt, seven rooms and bath, No. 63 Mount Pleasant Street. Lot 69X 200 feet. A genuine bargain. Enquire of THOMAS H. BECKLEY 278 Main St. Phones 724 , FOR SALE A PROSPEROUS MILLINERY BUSINESS Established Trade Centrally Located Price low if sold at once. JAMES L. CASE 37 Shetucket St. Norwich, Conn, . Plants. —~ Helenhon LOST AND FOUND LOST—On July 20th, black male An- gora kitten, between my house in Montville and the Broadway house, Norwich, ~Finder notify and receive reward from Mrs.R. W. Johnson, P. O. Tncasville, Conn. Phone 1872-22, Iy25TuTh FOUND—Came to my house last weelk, a shepherd dog; vellow; lame in two feet; mo collar. 'Owner can have same by proving property and i Charges. F. N. Hyde, Franiiin, LOST—In business section or near postoffice, Damielson: a modern cameo brooch, gold _mountings, Miss M. A, Boomhower, Danielson, Conn. jy20a M. J. FIELDS, . . Florist 59 Ward Street Carnations. ~ Special _Forms and TO RENT improvements, five minutes’ aiso & basement three rooms. ner store for Treat drugsi: store room and bakery the Providence Bakery. Coit, 63 Broadway. RENT —Three-room flat with ground floor Inquire of Al- A man had $100 in one pocket and $60 in He took three-fourths of the former amount and one-third of the latter and put it in a third pocket. Later he found only $13 in this pocket. find what he lost? Billie Bright: columns of The Bulletin. Every Line of Business Every Day in the Week 5 CENTS A LINE Teacher: the other. How can he tubs, yard and family oniy ling Rubber Co. TO RENT—Furnished light housekecping. 27 T T RENT Put an ad in the “Lost and Found” In The Bulletin Want Ad Columns Phone 480 Franklin St., —Tenement of elght room: FOR SALE FOR SALE—Standing grass in Pres- S. Brownell, WANTED—Man on farm; no d-unks need upply. James B. Palmer, Norwich. L light housekeeping. at the Postal Tele-| $750.00 buys a Bulek o = . model D-45, A-1 con- DA women Tor cattle, a good Jewett City. d Address Farm, | modern ¢ A. Pidzeon, THE BHRONSON. Durkee La; ‘rear of Bulletin rooms to let. TO RENT—Stors at 61 Franklin nquire at Bulletin Office. 3 COWS FOR SALE lars will have a_good home. Uncas Hotel Inquire basement. R iephone 30, Lebanon, Ct. jy2 , four rooms, hoater and electricity, seven rooms, im- brovements, electricity, $15. ohue, Norwich. FURNISBED sultabie for light housekeepins. Mrs, Emma Morse, 15 Union St. 5d F. D. Don- i¥2sd Treasonable . ment of seven rooms at 5 School St; walk of Frankhn tenement _of Tnquire at Bulletin Of- Jy21d 70 RENT—Two furnished rooms for light bousekeeping. Congdon, 82 a iy1sd FOR RENT In the building corner of Franklin and Willow streets; fine cor- years occupied by C. C sales room, formerly used Archa W. iviTa syizd_ rooms, _for Divi on St. walk _from lin ‘square; men only. 125 1. yard, 14 Tooms; also Oak St jeid od ymc apr Furnished de SALE—1914 twin Indian motc will sell ver "URNISHED ROGM — Centrally lo- na Morse, 18 Unioa St 0C; a 5c tin and noking tobacco for s Delight for ¢ furniture, complete in's Smoke Shop. conveniences reasonable price. Prospect St, Danielson, Conn. FOR SALE—1910 ; good running order; housework or to take care of children, S.. Bulletin. WANTED--A dishwasher for restau- City Lunch, Norwlich, Ct. 4 zeneral house- seen in White's Court, opposite Ci fare paid for FOR SALE — One iot of standing James DeWolf, Trading Cove. SALE—House at 125 Blizabe Inquire on premises or Fred G. Bxperienced stern Point; Overland tour- New Apartments TO RENT Several apartments in the new houses on Spring Garden Ave., ready for oc- cupancy August st at $20 a montl also a few apartments on Slater Ave- nue at $25 a month. apartments are of six rooms each and have all modern conveniences. Inquire J. J. CORKERY Thayer Building of these word, Voluntown, on Home Phonozraph, S s A WANTED — Experionced sales t buyer Boston Seore. Departrient, -Another load just none but'ambitious and ‘men need apply. >.. Westerly, Lebanon, Conn. residential or exchanse All improvements. furnished. N. TARRANT & CO. 117 Main Strest ndition with located on Wiilimantic; ‘at Samuel Adams, farm in good ¢ ate family, FOR SALE— ery plants, Whi ansplanted cel- Plume, Giant, TED_A few choice Dieces de Gardens. Telephone 1012. To Rent Six Room Apartment in section. Heat and familiar with general office Strawboard Co. 1t has a twin: in fine running snape. r motor which QUONOCHONI 3 acres land, Ocean and Salt Poud; sown dower and vegetable gardens:’ ia guaranteed ome and see iiam N. Burnett, S00.00 WILL BUY a 1915 Buick ey Others $200 t0 $4000 FRANK W. COY. ctric light 1 seen at corner Craw legal forms FOR SALE age prepaid. Your money right back TO RENT AUG—Ten-room cot- feet from hardwood floors, Renta! $350, Send for boollet. esterly, R. I SALE_Two 3 om cottage, new, small barn, several hen houses, TED—Plain ironer at Norwich Water Power with able of developi with a large flowage and pei Phone 1038 by coal can be from _tide GET government jobs small village connected larger city, The Household, come and’_se WE PAY highest cash price for second hand tools, big 1; al Louis D. Ward, 44 ARMERS—Just a few tons mor 68 il also buildin; grade fertilizer and ground Very low price. Second hand Greeneville G _ A. Bruckner, ND for sale in bank N Apply to Jo! Broadway. SECOND HAND iture wanted. We Water Power for Sale 7 foot fall, cap- g 100 Horse Power, auxiliary Power an be improved sed for manufacturing. P; reasonable. FRANCIS D. DONOHUE ce, Conn. HELLO, Mr. Poultryman: Konemah Poultry Yards talking. L Send 50 cents for 4 ; and sell all S. Zelinger, Norwien, Cona! trouble at once. Greatest real estate bar- : Bucksigham home on all departmen track at Norwich for a quick sale. THOMAS J. DODD, Telephone 822 the American Apply at office. substantially IMMEDIATELY Price for residen Address Real and 40-foot street. fand the 28 lois, $10,000. FOR SALE I have a few cars of new Brick on the Will be sold right Norwich salt or' fresh sonable price, FOR SALE: 4l-acre farm, near main trunk line highway, fine land, large orchard, 8-room house, new barx, large new poultry house and outbuildings; TRYON'S AGENCY, Willimantic, Conn. WANTED men on Shaving Drill press work: Orerators; Operators; inspectins; men to work FOR SALE FURNITURE, keeping for small sum over $100. Big Address A. M., Bulletin office. $3,800 Will Buy Cottage House of seven room and bath, every modern cut-off Machine Automatic Screw Machine Americans to 10 Hardening Shop round fires; 2 men with 2 Intelligent Address J. Co., Norwich Conn. improvement. FOR SALE | An 01 Establisked Grocery Business Connecticut Good clean stock, and a fine This is an unusual op- portunity to purchase a good business and grow with the town; present own- er has best of reasons for selling. If interested do not delay for particulars care The Bulletin jyi2d some Plating-room experlence; 10 men to learn wet grinding; 20 outside la- borers at 27 1-2¢ per hour; 1 first class slue man to set up emery wheels. EW DEPARTURE MFG. CO. Bristol, Conn. EMPLOYMBENT DEPARTMENT. fronts on two streets, there is a nice garden and ample room for placing a Excellent neighborhod, The best property | venient to trolley. have seen for the price. ARCHA W. COIT, The Mutual Benefit Life Agency Telephone 1334 63 Broadway JUST RECEIVED Acarload of Ground Limestone for farmers’ us The Peck-McWilliams Co. Contractors_and Builders 47 West Main Street MEN WANTED Department. Finishing Department. SANITARY MONEY LOANED on Diamond: ecurities of any RSAILLES Versallles, Conn. established firm Wi THX COLLATERAL LOAN CO, %) WHEN YOU WANT o p iness Dbefore the public. _medium shecter. SRR R dae ‘Eulletin. acverasing mes: Eastern Connecticut eauai to The 57, letn_tox its. P sstern Conne an - througn the ade POETRY THE DIN: ER PAIL. Oh, yes; the dinner pail is full In some parts of the land, Where men are working day and nigat To aid war's bloody hand} But when the war is over, boys, "1‘”1]1175( c—‘;l‘ ,l\udebdou‘ prevail, Wwill kick the bottom rignt o The toilor's dinner pai ¢ OF The foreign mills are all shut down, And foreign workshops, too; ! So, consequently, here at home ‘There's lots of work to do But when the war is over, boys, Protection must ] Or_there won't be a bit of grub For any dinner pail. They're busy now in powder plants, And men are working fast, K "Tis faise prosperity, you know, not, cannot, last. For when the war is over, boys, Youwll hit tho no-work traii; = Unless we h Protection we Will need no dinner pail, —Jack Wiley. THE TOLL. We hear the cannon’s rumbling roar, The shriek of hurtling :m.g, % We sece through sickening biood and The gapirg jaws of hell— And out beyond it all, we eee A bowed nead on Calvary. W, ce the dead, cold as the clog, Y ihere mighty’ armies: stood 1c blackensd Soil on which they tr Encrusiod with thelr blood; > O And out beyond the myriad dead The orphans cry—-uncomeorted. o= We s And out wh kee We hear a mil I'm digging a well fer exercise.” fow are you getting on?” £op in on me some day. on't_you ever w 1er—XNo; my hus| s his foot down on Record. ar trains? Wife—Do vou object to my having 200 a month spen money ? Iusband—Certainly not, if you cam where i Judge, ay, Wen @id 'Ar- rf of his face shot . t ain't ehot hoff. n'—Jack o' Lantern. Redd—Had to be towed back home a horse? recne—Sure thing. Didn't you feel humiliated?” Not a bit. Wasn't I saving gaso- —Yonkers Statesman. Some stars are so far away that e light from them hasn't reached vet. But it will arrive eventually. ‘Reminds me of my hired man ming from the postoffice,” com- mented ‘I think I'm improving my golf zame, althoush my score doesn't show armer Heck.—Louisville I: “What makes you think so, then?” I sometimes play a round without losing more taan two golf balls."— Detroit Free Pre: g “I sce they have just dug up a cornerstone of a library in Greece on which was inscribed '4,000 B. C.’" re- . marked a student to a Scotchman. What do you suppose it means “It canna mean bw' one thing,” an- swered the Scot, solemnly. “Before Carnegie."—Christian Register. Aviator (home from the war om’ leave)—And then when you are up pretty high—three or four miles, say. —and you look down, it's positively. kening. It js stupendous, awful. A sreat height is a fearful thing, I can tell you, lady (Feelingly)—Yes, I can sym- athize with vou, poor boy. I feel just that way myself when I'm on top of & stepladder.—Tiger. THE KALEIDOSCOPE The number of trunk telephone lines in the United Kingdom has trebled in 10 years. The German village of Remborn has. a linden tree that is said to be more than 1,200 years old. _ Boston's new drydock, which will be 1,200 feet long, will be the largest im North or South America. man is the inventor of a sanda; glass that rings a bell when the time] that it marks expires. i Russia is estimated to have more than 4,000,000 acres of land that would produce cotton if irrigated. ew Zealand is*experiencing a short- age of drugs, some of which have ad-! vanced in price 1,000 per cent. The inventicn of electric cabinets for the humane execution of animals has developed the fact that it takes much more electricity to Kill a cat than a dog. A Russian inventor's swimming suit has compartments for food, a weighed keel to keep a wearer upright in water and fine on the legs to help him swim., A solution of soft soap, instead of water, was used in making a water~ proof ‘concrete in building the founda- tions of a grain elevator on a river bank in Budapest. Tests of the air in crowded sleep- ing quarters on modern warships have shown ft purer than the atmosphere of barracks or average residences on shore. —— | The government maintains lights all the way from ordinary lanterns on: some parts of the Mississippl River 2 25,000,000-candle-power hght outh! of New York, the most powerful in the, Tnited States, if not In the world. | Consul General George H. Mus at Cape Town, South Africa, reporis under date of June 2, that the Orient| Company announces a new four-week-| Iy steamship service between England, and Australla via the Cape of Good ope. The government of Uruguay. decree in the Diario. Offieial ot Mo 11, has commissioned a commercial representative to visit several states of Brazil for the purpose of making an exhaustive study of the production, | preparation and marketing of yerba mate. Insure E}ood Hea.ltil — Drink