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'.“ No, 6, K. of P. an Hall. Second Division, A. O. H. meets in S g No. 128, F. of A, "L “MAID IN AMERICA” The magnitude of the New York ‘Winter Garden spectacular revues, the difficulty of transportating the immen- sity of scenic and costume detail in these metiopolitan productions—has until recently made it appear impos- sible:to the Winter Garden manage- ment to take these big theatric “on tour in fll:et‘ one-ni ent ~places, but, arrangemen hu,vn‘bean perfected whereby several single- performances will be given in this ;part of the country, and it is - to-learn that this city is on the* ted list of the places selected. At l-lt one of the great Winter use- t-en- [S ELLA RANDAILL, Winter Garden Co.—"“Maid in Ameri- ca,” at the Davis, Feb. 1st. Garden spectacles—Made in America —will be seen here, for it is positively booked for the evening of Tuesday, February 1. Strange as it may seen, the specta- cle chosen for the few one-night pres- entatiéns is the very largest of all the nter Garden productions, and, if the New York reviewers' work may be upon, Maid in America is the t. gorgeous of the Winter Garden of revues. The company is com- m of one hundred and twenty-five Niun. headed by Florence Moore, oredited. by many able critics as the world’s greatest comedienne. The at- traction also carries the largest bal- let: ever seen.in a musical enterprise of this: type, and the chorus of young woen is made up of sixty original Winter- Garden beauties, who will dis- port on the famous Winter Garden way ‘ There aré twelve scenes in in ‘America, these _depicting, mun!y, the interesting' gay night places and incidents of the great me- - tgfi olis—New : York. rt-,r songs, made famous in this reyde during its half-year seasons in ork and Chicago, will be heard, Ron. the ‘mahagement promises for the local engagement every minute detail in' the matter of scenery, electrical ef- fects, ballet: numbers, costumes and fon -gownings that obtained in the_original Winter Garden Broawday production. - Maid in America is beralded as the most expensive musi- cal” amiisement on tour in America. special Pullman trains will bring o 3‘.’ drganization to this city. I COLONIAL THEATRE. Five Reels, Featur- Jackie Saunders. ‘7 All.the world loves a lover, and to- day the Colonial offers a tempting ar: way of them in one of the most sturdy of the great western stories presented ut this.popular plavhouse. The feature for.today is entitled Ill Starred Babbie, which tells of a little girl who was born Jjust.as the light of the mdther’s life went out. This little girl, Babbie, the infant daughter of a miner, had a sister -some - older, who after -the mother’s death performed the duties of the mother for the little newcomer. Some L rs afterwards Babbie wins the arts of everyone because of her vivacity and artlessness. Her sister Hannah's sweetheart finds himself en- veloped in the overwhelming admira- tion and love for the little girl, despite the' fact her sister is his promised bride. In the destitute conditions at the birth of Babbie everyone said she was born under an unlucky star, and Just as she is about to win a lover whom she can call her own some dar- Ing event intervenes and delays her bappiness. Hannah's sweetheart has made advances to her, with the ap- pearances of a proposal, but little Bab- bie’s ideas of justice to her sister are too strong, and she does not listen. Again she is saved from death on a railroad trestle by a man ‘who on the spur of the moment begs her to marry him. She knows him and respects him but her heart is led in another direc- tion, only to find her own choice has also’ been taken from her. Truly, Bab- bie' feels she is ill starred. The beau- tiful climax is beyond criticism, and Miss Jackie Saunders in the title role Is the most fascinating little person you weuld care to meet. Don’t miss big event today. Tomorrow, Marie ill in: Judy Forgot, five reels, a big cream. WHITE CROSS COUNCIL TO PRESENT FORTUNE HUNTER. Feb. 15, 1916, will be marked with red numerals in the calendar of Nor- wich playgoers, ®r on that evening ‘White Crnu council, No. 13, Knights of Columbus, will present in Davis theatre the rural comedy drama The Fortune Hunter, by George M. Cohan. d- the play made famous by John mqu, New York's most popular ‘Whn acted in the title role successful run cm.ug much merriment, a dirty - houses in the tops of the if she afraid her children would,fall into the he said, “It is much hen’ the water is high' like thlq\” Practically all the children there learn how- to swim. Boats are used in getting about as the water is sev- eral feet deep. I ‘The closing scene, representing Christ standing in the midst of a group of children of all nations, was impressive and beautiful. Benefit For Library Fund. An_entertainment for the benefit of the First Methodist Sunday School library was given Friday evening in the vestry under the auspices of the Epworth league. Shadow pictures in which nearly every member of the league took.some part were shown, di- rected by Mrs. George Manning, Miss Edith Dodge and Miss Martha Brown. After the more formal programme dif. ferent games were enjoyed. Cocoa and wafers were served. The sum of five dollars was realized for the 11- brary fund. Heard and Seen, G. Avery Ray ‘of Springfleld, Mass,, ‘was up town during the week end. Mr. lnd Mrs. A. D. Zabriskie of Ver- gason avenue visited relatives in Preston ‘Sunday. Mr. and Mrs. James Furey and two sons of Occem spent Sunday with Mrs. Furey’s sister, Mrs. Henry Hensler of Plain Hill. Mrs. M. S. Harrington Kansas, is visiting her son-in-law, and Mrs. F. Bliss Place. from Topeka. daughter and C. Warner of Mrs. Irving Hamilton and daughter, Natalie of Farland road were in Fitchville over Sunday, guests of their aunt, Mrs. J. C. Aliyn. SALE OF INTERNATIONAL TYPESETTING MACHINE CO. Bought in By a Reorganization Committee For $1,650,000. New York, Jan. 24—The Interna- tional Typesetting Machine company, better known as the Intertype com- pany, organized about three years ago Ly the late Herman Ridder and his associates, was sold at auction in Brooklyn today for $1,650,000. It was bought in by a reorganizaation com- mittoe, of whicd Edward B. Adams, Henry Cooper and Richard Swartout are the managers. The concern has been in financial difficulties for more than a year. The company was placed in the hands of a receiver in equity in De- cember, 1914, . for the purpose, it was stated, of facilitating the reorganiza- tion. It will henceforth be known as the Intertype corporation. Anti-Child Labor Bill Attacked. I ‘Washington, Jan. 24—A minority report on the Keating anti-child labor bill, attacking the measure. as uncon- stituticnal, was made today to the Naw Wotk cliy A» ai Batier ettort o I the fleld of amateur dramatics the lo- cal council could not have selected a more pleasing vehicle than the Cohan play. It abounds in humorous situa- tions, sparkling dialogue and handsome &cenic effects and is sure to make a big_hit. Fred S. Walsh, who is an actor of distinction as well as a capable mana- ger, is directing the play 'and has se- lected from amongst the members of | the council a strong cast of characters | and rehearsals have been in progress for several weeks. Like every move- ment undertaken.by this enterprising | organization, the members are enthu- | siastic In their efforts to promote the | success of this entertainment, and this | fact, taken in connection witth the in- | terest that is being manifested by the, principals in the cast, give promise that the forthcoming play will be the social event of the season. Tickets for the play, which are ex- changeable for reserved seats on Feb. 12, are now -on sale at Smith's drug store, at Bray’s drug store in Greeme- ville, and by members of the council. Only enough advance tickets have been issted to cover the seating capacity of the theatre, and it is expected from the demand for tickets which has al- ready developed.that the house will be sold within a short time. Good Advice for Thim, Undeveloped Men and Women. /Thousands of people suffer from ex- cessive thinness, weak nerves and fe ble stomachs who, having tried adver- tised flesh-makers, food-fads, physical cuiture stunts and rub-on creams, re- sign themselves to lifelong skinniness and think nothing will make them fat. Yet their case is not hopeless. A re- cently discovered combination of as- similative agents has made fat grow after .years of thinness, and it is also unequalled, judging from reports,. for repairing the waste of sickness or faulty digestion and for strengthening the nerves. This remarkable prepara- tion is called Sargol. Six strength- glving, fat-producing assimilative ele- ments’ of acknowledged merit have been combined in this preparation, which is endorssd and used by prom! nent people everywhere. It is abs lutely ‘harmless, inexpensive and effi- clent. A few weeks’ svstematic use of Sar- gol should go far to produce flesh and Strength by correcting faults of diges- tion and by supplying nourishing fats to the blood. not. every drugsist who sells it is authoritzed to return the purchase price. Increased nourishment is obtained from the food eaten, and the additional fats that thin people need are thus provided. Lee & Osgood, Norwich, and = Chesbro’s Drug Store, house. nujoriw of the committee approves the h WILLIAM J. BRYAN NOT TO . FOLLOW PRESIDENT WILSON, On His Trip Th'vu’h Middle West in Opposition to Preparedness Plan. Miami, Fla., Jan. 24—Willlam J. Bryan today issued a statement say- ing he had no intention of following in the wake of President Wilson on his trip through the middle west, making a series of speeches in answer to those of the president on prepared- ness. Makes Your Stuffed, Germ-laden, Catarrhal Head, Clear as a Bell When you wake in the morning plagued with the tortures of head colds and catarrh, head, nose and throat stopped .up, air passages clogged with obnoxious catarrhal discharges _that have collected during the night and you can hardly breathe—just put a little Hyomei - pocket inhaler charged with the pleasant healing oil of Hyomel be- tween your lips. Hold it there while dressing and breathe the medicated, antiseptic, erm killing air dn.p into your nose, throat and lungs with every breath you draw. By the time you are dressed your head will be as clear as a bell, you will breathe with ease and comfort, eat your breakfast wl(h a relish and go about your day's work with a clear brain and steady eve. This clean smelling, serm destroying air of Hyomei penetrates deep down into every fold and crevice of the membranous - linings of your nose, throat and lungs where no liquid spray could posstbly get and absolutely kills and drives out of your system every germ it finds there, heals the inflamed swollen tissues and after the very first trial you notice a wonderful improve- ment. A few weeks’ use and every catarrhal germ is killed and driven out of your system. D“uggh!: everywhere think so well of Hyomei that they agree to give you a guarantee with every comp haler set you purchase that if it doe not satisfy they will gladly return ev- ery cent you paid for it, but if using for the first time be sure to ask for Pocket Inhaler the complete Hyomel outfit, as the smaller L’ck-se floe! not contain the inhaler. f or most any other reliable ::!-t will gladly supply you on requut FOR SALE FOR SALE The Abbett Property On Maple Grove Ave. Modern House Fine Lot Attractive Price INSPECTION SOLICITED JAMES L. CASE 37 Shetucket St. Norwich, Conn, AUCTION SALE Household Goods FURNITURE and CLOTHING AT REAR 53 CEDAR ST. WEDNESDAY, JAN. 26 At2P. M. ESTATE of DAVID A. KING FOR SALE SEVEN ROOM COTTAGE HOUSE Electric lights, steam heat, set- tubs, large lot, in fine location. PRICE $5,300 N. TARRANT & CO, 117 Main Street, Norwich EXCHANCGCE for good farm; well located modern house in Norwich; large Iot, nine rooms, steam heat, bath, set tubs, electric lights, hardwood floors; owner wants _country home. Information from TRYON'S AGENCY, Willimantic, Willimantic, and other leading drug- gists supply Sargol and say there is a arge demand for it. While this new preparation has from reports given splendid results as a nerve-tonic and vitlizer, its use is not recommended to nervous people unless they wish to gaip st lenst ten pounds of flesh. - MONEY LOANED" monds, Watches, Jsweiry kind at the est. An O3 on Dt and securities of any Low. Ha Conn. LOST AND FOUND LOST—A large collie. A reward will be paid !Br in ormlt‘lon le ll‘ recovery. Cornn. Tel 51!-2 Wllllmlntlc LOST ! A German Shepherd Puppy, brindle, pece of chain attached, unmarked col REWARD - MRS. J. RALPH ‘NOW! "~ Uncasvills % Jani3d ch, for a-few cents and a little-activity you can get that “vacant lot” ad’in The Bulletin that wfll mean a sale in all human probability. Many people whose judgment tells thus that they should ‘insert a Bulletin Want Ad, refrain from doing so because they think the cost is high / _The fact is, however, that the cost is quite reasonable. A three-line ad for three days costs only 45c, for a week Any other method in the world of reaching the circu- lation .of The Bulletin would cost many times this amount. Throw caution to the four winds and use Bulletin Want Ads now. The results will take care of the cost. Phone 480 WANTED WANTED—Men who have had perience as gun barrel straighteners g00d wages and good working cond! tlons for men experfenced and ca of qualifying: Write telling out Tour self, giving expetience, references and es_expectes wi ess Secretary, 310 ‘West Washington Square, Phllule phlg Apply by letter only. Jan! W. irls_over 1u for 11 ht housework. Mrs. Chas. M. Gordon, West Maln St. Jangsd T WANTED—A place by a refined woman to take care of elderly people or.assist in housework. Address Box 50, Bulleti: jan2sd WANTED A couple of furnished rooms for Light housekeeping. A‘dx:u Room 50, Central Building. jan2! WANTED—I woman eneral housework on a wages §16: laundry; small Famany. Addr try, Bull “EXPERIENCED girl wishes osition with dressmaker in city. X. Y. Z., care Bulletin. _jan25d TI—Who goes there? “Chaplain! ont il Tignt, ‘Charlie. agvance and have a Cobweb Corner six for 25¢ from Fagan's Smoke Shop, opp. Woolworth’s 5 and 10. )‘n!lfl ‘WANTED—At once, second hlnd roll top desk; state price. Address O. Box 205, Baitic, Ct. = 3 ABLE-BODIED brakemen, $120 unnecessary. _Jan3MTu " WANTED — Position_as bnnkkaaper and accountant, by ex] le iced best of references. Addre: ant, care of Bulletin. WANTED—Girl for general work; no washing. Mrs “R. H. Box 81, Central Vil WANTEDCarpet sweepers. to re- pair; rubbers, Cyco springs, ball bear. ings’ renewed; brushes renewed and ‘d““":g‘ E. A. Aubrey, 22 Summer St. Janl HAVE YOU a carpet sweéper you wish to exchange for a vacuum clean- er? Call at The Fanning Studios, 52 Broadwa. janl2a TWANTED—Work by practical nurse with hospital experience. Mrs. Grace Suow, 17 Pearl St, Willimantic. Tel 421-4 _jan10d BOARDERS WANTED at the wich House, 52 Main St. jansd MEN-WOMEN anted; $75 montl government jobs; vacancies constantl: rite for list positions now obtainabl Franklin Institute, Dept. 35-L.. Roche: ten, N.. Y. janld _ GIRL HELY wanted In finishing d partments of the American T Company's Willimantic mills. ADDIY office. dec3id WANTED—Raw furs, at H. ner's every Saturday. A. C. dec13d WANTED—Antique furniture and old 1 = Al ruckner 717-3. STEWARDS OR MANAGING CHEFS ATTENTION! Appointment is to be made to this position-at Soldiers’ . Home, ~Noroton Heights, Conn, Entrance salary $75_to 3160 per monin and maintensnce, de- nding on grade of candidates. Age between 30 and 60. State Civil Service Commi hold non-assembled tests Feb. 16, 19186, at Hartford, Conn., to establish eligible list. Ratings will be made on Personal History, Experience and - Training: Character Reputation; Physical preparation of for N _for firemen, monthly; experience lway, care Bulletin. A. Heeb- Bennett. balanced ration at some prescribed in- stitution. Application must be made on blanks provided by the Commission and filed at their office on or before noon of Feb. 14, 1916. Send for Iinformation eircular to STATE CIVIL SERVICE COMMISSION, Capitol, Hartford, Connecticut. Jan25Tu . WANTED Six general housework girls, two dish washers, two chamber maids, weav- ers and spinners. Free Employmeént Bureau GEO. L. CHESBRO, Manager Central Bldg. -Broadway Weavers Wanted TWO LOOM WORK Steady Employment HALL BROTHERS Hepmfl-gles kinds of l-— Buiiding ‘MME for Pe&,McWfl:ln&Co. FOR SALE LICE — They cannot live on a bird treated with Konemah ; send 50c and 2 botile, postage d. Konemah _ Poultry . ¥ esi Main St., mr-nen ct jel£TuThs FOR — Fruit trees, roses, shrubs, fl.ll bearing strawberry phnu $1.50 per 100, apple trees 15c up, peach up, pear, plum and ch.rr‘ 35¢, choice cck and deliver: ‘waterin, tanks and heaters,” new and second: han¢ engines, Robertson’s stanchion: Lordon barn outfits, water systems, al kinds farm machine: ison brand l‘riculkurll lime, hardware speclalties. W. L. L. Spencer. Phone 59-2, Inblnfln. Conn. Janl FOR SALE — Two-tenement houlo. barn, and one acre of land on Brown ve.' Inquire of Alec ~Mitchell, 1335 P!ulnfllld Conn. Jjan24d FOR SALE—One almost new heating stove, F‘Ilrl No. ll. Call at 146 Main St., Baltie, Conn. jan24d FOR SALE — Homestead, Hanover, Conn., 73 acres ‘Dod farming and wood land, 'graded scaool, good neighbors, postofnce, store and church two min- utes’ walk; possession March 1st. Ad- dress Box 855, New London, Conn. jan22d FOR SALE — “Printamount” check protector, in perfect condition; pro- Tect yourself against danger of having your checks raised; will sell reason- -,b’h. &; A Jacobs, ‘Danielson. Conn. jan2/ FOR SALE AT A SACRIFICE—Hpuse and building lots; a good income Fay- Ié:oz property. Address Box §9; B\ll Al.l chup VILLAGE FARM FOR D. Hickle, Pulnm}!. Conn. for_ci No. 4. FOR SALE_Buft Rock cockerel G. Williams, Brooklyn, Conn. R. F. No. 1. janisa = — Carroil's_six-tenement BloCk n Jewstt Citye. Taauire ere Paul Ethier, Jr. 18 Bath St. janisd FARM for sale; the john N. Percin homéstead, one mile fortn of West pson, 2% miles from Putnam; e 0 0T Saes ik, good build: Executor, Grosvenordale, Conn. lnle FOR SALE—Seasoned wood; stove lengths; $2 a load. Frank Foote, R. D. 2. FOR SALE—One Mitchell touring car, just overhauled, nearly new tires, first class every way; ons Overland touring car, good condition and all ready to un; - prices. attractive. Inquire Frankifa St. . oddard. dec21d FOR su.m—r-nuc West Farms of- fer young.: sound, gentle driving horse, 10-week pigs, fresh cow, buil calf, Studebaker farm and business wagon. Tel. ‘111-3. decid FOR SALE Bar rgaln in large oak roll top desk, inside finish in bfrdugo 1 ith swivel désic cha! or l.tlerdc = I AM BUYING pouury of all kind: Anyone having same, drop postal to Samuel Gellert, Co.ch”ler. Conn. THINK IT and 250 6% (regul envelo each prices for any of. Corin. lar business size) es, noltlyfrlnled‘ for $1.90 500 for = samples printing you are in n Th- Bulletin Company. Worwlcb. FOR SALE Finely located 10-room resi- dence, No. 20 Fairmount Street. Modern conveniences, stable, garage or carriage house on the premises. Price reasonable and terms easy. THOMAS H. BECKLEY 278 Main Street Phones 724 474-3 FOR SALE $=2,000 Farm of about 45 acres land, 20 miles from Franklin Square, near the state road. One-half of pur- chase price can remain on mort- e. i FRANCIS D. DONOHUE Central Building, Norwich, Conn. The desirable known as the Wllt H. hnm stead,’ 208 West Th St. s0ld very reasonable. For full pl.l'tlc- ulars inquire of JOHN A. MORAN, Real Estate and Investment Broker. pronert{ FARM FOR SALE. Situated ‘in tonington, throo miles Trom Norwlch and Westorly tro OVER — 250 noteheads | TO RENT—A pleasant six } first floor; nr rent reasonable. itore at 61 mlfil. TO RENT—S! Inquire at Bullet house No. 33 nl l.lo-.-. t, Rich- Insurance ards Bulu.lnc 81 lfln St -ovnd rooms, $1.50 up, 38 Un- mvulm.:. Phone 1192-2. RENT—The offices for doctor or ll“lr. nl. d rooms. J. B. Lau Building. 'U“llm ROOM — y I Emina Morse, 18 Unlon IL » FOR RENT The offices and rooms, with large vault, recently occupied by the Shore Line Electric Railway Co., in the Thames Loan & Trust Co. building, Shetucket street, on main fioor and above. AMOS A. BROWNING, Receiver. 'FOR RENT A very choice modern apartment, steam heat furnished, loe‘ud two min- utes’” walk from Franklin Square. For full pafticulars Inquire of JOHN A. MORAN, Real Estate and Investment Broker. PO St SHewwith, TO RENT QUONOCHONTAUG—Ten-room cot- tage. 3 acres land, 1000 feet from Ocean and Salt Pond; sown Jower and vegétable gardens: bardwood floors, pluml and heat. Renta! $350. Others $200 to $4000. Send for dooklet. FRANK W. COY, esterly, R. L TO RENT. One-half of a double house, 8 rooms, 19 Oak St., can be occupled right away; also for sale, three good farms. Tel. 469-3. Inquire for particulars. A. T. GARDNER, - 15 Oak St. dec30d FOR SALE BUY THIS FINE NEW HOUSE Desirable residence section, a little west of Chelsea Parade. Eight rooms and bath; every modern improvement. Quiet, harmonious and pleasing in Price $5,000. ARCHA W. COIT, REAL ESTATE The Mutual Benefit Life Agency 63 Broadway Telephone 1334 decorations. FOR SALE. ottage Houses, Tenement and Busi- ness Blocks, Building Lots, all in de- sirable locations. List your 'property if you care to seil or rent as I ha ber ‘of people looking for Teal es: (ate investments. WILLIAM F. HILL, Real Estate and Insuramce, Room 108. Thayer Bldg. - JUST ARRIVED. I have just returned from the wes with 28 Horses that I bought direct of the farmer. 1 have some extra good Horses, suitable for all urposes, weighing from 1100 to 1700. Come and see them. Prices right. ELMER R. PIERSON. Tel. 536-2. WATCH HILL BUSINESS For Sale oA Store on leased land (long term “with all fixtures, doing €004 Business: for sale at a Pargatn Cottage at Pleasant View. A 10-room cotiage at Pleasaat View, lot 50 by 200. This place is centrally located, 5-minute ek to trolley and postoffice, and the price is very low. Inquire about it A Lot at Groton Long Peint. ted on the water side, sandy by L:g not far from board walik Price if taken this moath is ol §690. A bargain. Cottages around it Farms. holce of 400—prices from $373 to llfl 000. Send for catalogue. WILLIAM A. WILCOX, Real Estate Broker, Ne. 41 West Broad St., Rooms 1 and 2, Westerly, R. L Phomne No, 363... dec27d The fine Bank Buillding of The Thames Loan and Trust Company, 26- 34 Shetucket St., Norwich, Conn., about 70 feet front. One part of the main floor is finely equipped for banking, and the other part, also provided with vault, is admirably suited for corpora- | tion or other purposes. Offices, with elevator, on the second and third fioors, Superior location for bank, insurance, trust, agency, or other business. AMOS A. BROWNING, Recelver. on it, m!n. slanc- ‘white Distant tints of mflfl into sky. Fir trees cross the pasture, dark From enole ”m comes Meadow en, les 2 smooth s trail, Snow l.n tastic, heaped e rair, Ton SNt From the east the horison, floods the myriad crystals strewn socross way, Distance stands deftant, holds its murky Gray of % gicy le breaking, giving place —Minneapolls Journal. i wHo KNowst Ambrosia-ti, Instilling ery, and woes eetness from the < Within the cloisters of the h So subtle is the secret dart One feels no acute, nor emart, T ueauenlnxa.llrlm With fervid nd fancles come d one is captive. blind and dumb ecstasy, ed the arrow goes rose To Jove's entranc! It surely, surely, The Siren’s seal of ml.nry is latent In the lovely r« Ah‘%hmlnxlad biles lnd bul. bestows? 0 kn -—Amelia Robblnl. in Springfield Re- publican HUMOR OF THE DAY Teacher—What is water? # piillie—A. colorless (fuld that turns when you wash your hands— Panther. “Be- sure and the right tooth, doctor.” ey - “Don’t worry. TIl get it if I have to pull cut every taoth in your head '—Life. Suitor—What makes you think, sir, that I will not be able to support your daughter? Her Father—The difficulty I've had in dlo““ it myself. — Boston Tran- scrip g First Mother — Mrs. child is badly spoiled. Second Mother—G'wan wid v First Mother—Well, if you don’t be- Heve it, come and see what the steam roller did to it—Lampson. “Thought you said that thermome- ter you eold me was reliable? “Well, isn't it?" “Naw! Jinglepin's registered three degrees hotter than it did this morn- ing!"—Browning’s Magazine. Bill—Where's your brother? Jill—Oh, he's downtown learning to 1. Bill—Ah! dier? Jill—No, a dentist.—Yonkers States- man. \ She—I wish you wouldn’t call me Mabel. He (on short acquaintance)—Would you rather that I call you by vyour last name? She—That’s unnecessary. He—But what shall I call you? She—Dorothy—that's my name. Siren. “Theatrical managers say that the easiest way to keep a star contented is to have her name over the door In electric lights. ‘That keeps her from jumping her eh?” ust so. “Seems a good idea. I wonder if it would work with a cook."—Louls- ville Courier Journal. . THE KALEIDOSCOPE Gasoline locomotives have been in- vented in England that are safe to use in coal mines, their ignition tak- ing place, within tight boxes and their exhaust through water. Is he going to be a sol- The old steel gallows in: use “ for many years in th. at Allegheny, Pa., ped iIn colored silks and mdefl ‘with flow- ers, and converted into a swing for schoolchildren. In Réckland, Me., where there is no daily paper to suply the usual means ng for help, a man with a is sent about the town, number of men wanted and of the employer desiring Amonia ‘bombs are being used in .oma of u:q:m.unml forests In Amori v ln eonn-cmm with brush where the fire fighters can not get pear enough ‘of the burning area to beat out the flames. alfalfa forms componen Addluon&ll!. it wil l‘lvc decided im- to the raising of fine stock in