Norwich Bulletin Newspaper, July 25, 1914, Page 5

Established 1872 Plaut-Cadden Building EXCURSION NEWPORT Via Rail and Steamer. Thursday, July 30th Special express train leaves Nor- wich, 8.35 a, m. for New London, where passengers will transfer to Norwich Line steamer, City of Lowell, due Newport 1.30 p. m, $1.00 Round Trip $1.00 Ticket Number of Tickets Strictly Limited, No- tiekets sold on morning of ex- cursion if limit is previously reached N. Y, N. H. & Hartford Railroad Try BROWN RICE RALLION sells it RENTING REPAIRS and HIGH GRADE Used AUTOS 15¢ Gallon GASOLINE Cash or on Easy Terms CENTRAL GARAGE 221/, Lafayette Street Telephone 1285 SUPPLIES Ernest E. Bullard VIOLIN TEACHER week. For appointments address E. E. BULLARD, Biiss Plage, Nor- wich, Conm. American House FARREL & SANDERSON. Propa Special Rates to Theatre Troupes, Teaveling Men, Ete. Livery zonnectesh Shetucket Street DR. C. R. CHAMBERLAIN Dental Surgeon McGrory Building, Nerwish, Conn. 1814—1914 John A. Morgan & Son COAL LEHIGH VALLEY 4 bunch is & ne inmy the children. Somé of chestnut trees albout tow: n Degirt Mm veltow Iegves, ‘as has connected, At Lord Mr. Mre. Tharles E, Hopkins and (u’niry.,‘ot Pwnfld‘& are located at Hopkins cottage for summer, HE A largée number of Ma?.-on ple are down on-the nufiw\"’er- mont today to visit Watch Hill and Block Island. Bay Viéw hotel, Niantic, Conn., now open. Rebuilt, newly furnished, finé | Vinyard. bathing. Terms moderate.—adv. Local sympathizers are receiving { from the National Woman Suffrage as- sociation. notifications of the national suffrage self sacrifice day on Auf. 15. Steamer Cedric, on which Miss Sarah Buckley of Norwich and her sister, Miss Alice Buckley, of New York, were mmm‘ reached Queenstown Fri- Friday, at 8 o'clock, in St. Patrick's church, an anniversary high mass of requiem for Mr. and Mrs. Patrick Fitz- gerald of CHfr street was sung by Rey, J. H. Broderick. ’ clhe midweek mesting of the Second o until Sept. 3. The minister, Rev. H. J. Wyckoft, will conduct the service on that date and preach Sept. 6. . The Lyme Power Co. furnishes the |” electricity for lighting Niantic, and has laced a transformer in the villag ing that the lighting service wil be more satisfactory in the future. Members of the Worden family in- terested to know about their an ors are being requested to write t) ard C. Worden, Milburn, N. J. The Wor- dens were among the earliest settlers in Stonington. At the experiment orchard on the farm of Irving E. Crouch, in Grotonm, being cared for by the Business Men's Improvement league, trees having been sprayed and pruned last spring show a remarkable growth over other or- chards. When Court General Lafayette, No. 114, Foresters of America, of Moosup, held installation in their hall in Hill's block, the officers were installed by Grand Chief Ranger Sullivan of New Haven and Herald Grand Sr. Beadle F. J, Murtha of Norwich. D. B. Richmond of the South road in Bast Lyme reports the loss of over 100 chickéns on his farm within two days. AIl were broilers and died sud- denly. He is_unable to account for their death. Farmers do not believe the chickens were poisoned. The annual summer outing of the Connecticut Rditorial association is to be held on the Sound next Monday, the boat leaVing New Haven at 10 o'clock for Port Jefferson, L. I The steamer will arrive at Port Jefferson at 12.45 and dinner will be at 1.15. A New London teacher, Miss Ca- milla C. Smith, who has just rerurned from the state normal school at Dan- bury, has received the appointment as teacher at Niantic hill, East Lyme, for the coming school term. Miss Smith is now sojourning with friends at Staf- ford Springs. On August 1 there will be placed in operation at the post office a schedule of flat rates for international money orders to foreign countries. Under the old schedule the rates for money or- ders to foreign countries was consid- erably complicated and there were a number of different rates. Groton Long Point has a Venetian yacht harbor, clubhouse, pier, store, 38 new cottages, running water, elec- tric lights, trees, one-half mtle board walk, five miles of roads, perfect san- dy beach and only good people. Send for booklet B. James Jay Smith Co., New London. Conn.—Adv. THE BEST CONCERT YET! That Was What People Said After Tubbs’ Band Played on Unien Square Friday Night. Just as many people as ever troop- ed forth to hear Tubbs band in the third municipal concert of the summer at Union square on Friday evening and they were given a thoroughly delight- ful entertainment by Director Swahn and his bandmen. So nicely balanced ‘was the programme, and so splendidly executed, that the audience of three thousand people found it difficult to pick out any particular number for special praise. Perhaps the popular hits would preponderate in public fav- or ‘but again the classical appeals to many of the cosmopolitan crowd and there are other factors than the mere presence of a band at a band concert, someone was heard to remark. In gen- eral people seémed to think it was the b;st programme yet. WEDDING. | Chielewski—Krajewski. Tuesday evening’ Stanislaus J. Chiel- ewski of New York and Miss Mary 1. Krajewski of this city were married by Rev. I V. Maciejewski at the St. Joseph R. C. ehurch. The bride was attired in a beautiful dress and the couple were attended by the following bridesmaids: Misses Josephine Kra- Jewski, Melen Tlen, Blanche Dwojows- ki, and the best men were Alexander J. Chmielewski, Charles F. Tague and William McGarry. The groom is in the express business in New York city and was born in Poland 25 years ago and is & mem. ber of the Vera Cruz council, No. 847, K. of C, New York. The bride is 21 years of age and was born in Shenan- ttl,::h, Pa. and has lived hers for some e. There were present at the weddin many friends and relatives from out of town, and the couple received many useful and beautiful gifts. After their honeymoon the couple will reside in Ne-r‘!'a’rk eity. . 8kidded Around Shanmon's Corner. Thursday W. P. Bogus was oming around Shannon’s corner in hl: auto- mobile when it skidded and the back wheel collepsed when it hit the curb. Pwo boys were just sf to cross the strest and were wi just in time Traffic Policeman = Myron No.2 Nut $6.00 per ton | bace o the side "Seaie smavred Office and Yard Central Wharf Telephone 884. ORDER IT NOW ¥ic per dosen, 2 Kéehlér's Pilsner, 66c per dozen. Co.”s Light Dinner Ale, “"n. the sweetest that they haé ever frightened and then started again, but 100 before they vemtured far. i —_— A Cliff Street Watermelon Party. Edwanrd G. Burke gave a watermelon party Friday evening at his home on Cliff street. . It was sald among the enthusiastic guests that tive - melons ionary Meeting. will be devetional exereises Baptist church at 32 | sister 1 narega scont Miss Margare: et gy oty flnMIClu"\ of Taftville and Miss Katherme everybody seemed pleased. Of course : Recent_visitors in Plainfield were of Norwich. Mrs, John B. Si and daughter Marca of Novwichs vieed Tuesdsy ot the Stanton ho in Ekonk. Mrs_ T. C. Perkins' and daughter, Miss Marien P. of Nerwich, are In Stonington visiting Mrs, Helen Dew- hurst. ‘Mr. and Mrs. Frank J. King have returned to their home on Court street after spending two weeks at Martha's Mrs, Fannie C. Church returned Fri- where she at- frem Springfiels N ek her cousin, Dr. da, tended the funeral of Theodore E. Hamilte on. Mrs, Arthur Moffitt has returned to Plainfield after several weéeks in Bacl us hospital at Norwich and later with relatives in Wauregan. 3 Mr. and Mrs. Edward Shanley of Hedge avenue, léft town Monday to visit' relatives and friends in Jack- son and Grang Ledge, Mich. Miss O'Brien, a New. York -teacher, formerly of Norwich, who is spending a vacation at Watch Hill, was enter- tained Friday by Norwich frienas. aret Flynn and Miss Mary West of Norwich, have been guests of Miss Annie Gorman of Moosup. Miss Mary C. Plunkett and her sl ter, Mrs. Daniel J. Moran, have sal ed on the steamer Cedric for an ex- tended tour of England and Ireland. Gilman and Wil- liam Curry of Norwich, and Elisha Waterman of Lebanon, were recent Rockville visitors, going by automobile. Frank M. Hilton of Union street will move today from the Corey cottage at Gales Ferry to his summer home, the old Lakeview clubhouse, at Lantern Hill A Rey. John Landry, assistant pastor at Mary’s church in Baitic, is e ot aselt i Rt nuj of unj ol several h“fil’d dollars, it was stated Friday nig] W v_and stock in trade his place of business when: he rode out of town Thuraday night in a touring car owned by Fred E. er of for a destination that his creditors do not know, has been attached Sherift George H. Stanton with two writs. The first attachment was for $200 to secure a claim of Walter L. Farrar of this city, who was employed as a salesman by Stevens. Mr. is represented by Attorney John H. Barnes. . The second attachment was for $100 and was served om a claim brought by Andrew Clendennin to re- cover moneys owed him for express- age. Among the chief items that the sheriff found at the garage were 7 1-2 barrels of oil, an Underwood typewriter and a roll top desk, Stevens is a young man who ap- pears to be about 25 to 30 years of age and he came to Norwich from Massa- chusetts about four weeks ago and took over, the plant of the Uncas Gar- age com and started in to do a thriving business. As one of the side lines of the . he sold oil, rep- resenting that he had the Norwich branch of the New England Petroleum company which he said had its head- LIGHTED CIGAR BUTT CAUSED FIRE IN BRIDGE. Autochemical Called Out During the Band Concert to Blaze on West Main Street, The shriek of the siren of the au- tochemical from the Central station [ af iz pany. umbers on Atlantic avenue stopped and that therefore the petroleum | sociations. Refreshments at the crane company was.indefinitely beyond Ris|were a part Mr. Stevens an automolile was trusted by Cesare to be Del H, Shields, his attorney, M to come here and get his machine. But later Mr, Shields learn- ed that Stevens had left Norwich jn Mr, Stevens given checks for amoypts as high as $75 on two Nor- mnflmn which were not accepted, as he had no money in the inatitu- L ons. Chief Linton was asked to look for the missing automobilé man, awho, it is thought, might have gone in a Massachusetts direction. ELEVEN YEAR OLD BOY FOUND IN CRANSTON'S STORE. He Had Unlocked the Deor and Wi Hiding on Second Floor When Officer Fenton Spied Him. Officer Fenton found the entrance to the-store of Cranston & Co. at-Main the ‘accompan: delicacies served in picnic style, of the afterncon's pro- ample justice was given clam chowder and ying Farmers’ Aute Trip to Storrs. For the New London County Im- provement league's auto trip to Storrs for formers pext Tuesday, Ci Agent Lincoln states that there free of charge, but requests that those intending to go on the trip send their names in to the coumty agent, Mur- August 1o assist County Agent coin in his work and will probably be here t hout the winter. Ring Case Up This Morning. Judge Kelley presided at the city court Friday morning and fines of each and costs amounting to 3$9.67 were imposed on Frank Ravan and Bennie Lazaruf for the street fight which occurred on Thames square Thursday night. ' The accused men paid their fines to Clerk Mathewson nd were glad to gain their freedom. The ring case was postponed unmtil this morning as the complainant was still out of town. Father and Sen Fight on Street. spending a few days with his parents. Mr. and Mra N. Landry, in Laurel st Bristol. Rev. W. E, Chalmers and family, of Lansdown, Penn., are camping at Win- Point, Quaker Hill. Mr Chal® mers is to preach at the Baptist church in Quaker Hill Sunday. Frank Strange and family hav been on & motor trip up and down th Rhode Island line. They passed two or three days in Voluhtown, Mr. Stranges’ old home, and a place he had not visited in a number of yegrs. Miss Florence Alice Dickinson, R. N. of Lowell, Mass, a graduate of the Willlam W. Backus hospital, this city, of the class of 1912, will enter in Sep- tember the School for Social Workers, 18 Somerset street, Boston, Mass. Tae school is maintained by Simmons col- lege and university. Miss Dickinson is taking the pear's pro- gramme, which will prepare her for any form of public health work, both here and abroad. HAILSTONES IN FRANKLIN As Big as Mothballs, Writes a Cors spondent—Lightning Did Things to a Barn. The electrical storm that swept through the valley section along near the state road in Franklin was one that will not be easily forgotten, writes a correspondent from that town. The storm lasted about 30 minutes; rain feil in torrents; it hailed, too, for about 2 minute, bailstones as large as mothballs. During the storm light- ning struck a barn and silo owned by Thomas Newman. It struck the north end of the barn, tearing off some few | shingles, ran down the window in the gable and tearing off boards and mak- ing kindlings of a post. Fortunately, there was no stock in the barn at that time. PLAYGROUND SPORTS. Basebali and Basketball Are Popular— Lake Streets Win Two Games. The sports at the playgrounds are becoming more popular among the ! boys, and at basketball and baseball some of the boys are very promising players. Friday morning the Pearl | street basketball team met with de- feat at Lake street by the team of that grounds by the score of 12 to 0. The Lake street boys proved to be far su- perior to their opponents. The lineups: Lake street—Poole 1f, Counihan rf, Stanley ¢, Ludwig rg, Maynard Ig. In the afternoon the Pearl stre:t boys were defeated at baseball by the ! score of 12 to 2 by the Lake street [team. The batteries were Hebner and Bendett for Pearl street and Counihan and Poole for Lake street. Both games were refereed by Director Coyl. OBITUARY. Mrs. Michael J. McCarthy. Margaret E. Galligan, wife of Mi- o J. McCarthy died at her home 9 Reynolds street, Friday afternoon at about 3:30 o'clock following an illness ,of about two months. She was 40 {years of age and was born in_ this !eity the daughter of Patrick and Ellen | Galligan. In Norwich in 1897 she was united in marriage with Michael J McCarthy who survives her. Mrs. mccsnnhy was a member of St. Pa i she leaves daughter, Miss Elizabeth MgCarthy of this city, ‘There are also three sisters, Mrs. Cornelius P. Leary of New London, Mrs. Agnes Evans of New York and Mrs. Annie Chapin of New York. Mrs. Herman Kampf. Friday afternoon at 2:30 o'clock the funeral of Paulina Staubly widow of Herman Kampf w: held from her late home 116 Sachem street with a large attendance of relatives —and friends and ‘with Rev. 8. H. Howe, D. D. officiating at the service Mrs. broke into the melodious strains that had been issuing from Tubbs band on Union square, as the apparatus was called out by a telephone alarm at 8.20 o'clock Tuesday evening to West Main street. Some passerby had drop- ped the butt of a lighted cigar be- tween the planking of the bridge over the Central Vermont railroad and th sparks set fire to some of the dry ma- terial. When the firemen got there smoke was issuing from the floor of the bridge but onme tank of chemical was all that was necessary to put the hidden fire completely out and th flylng squadron got back to head- quarters without missing more than a couple of numbers of the excellent musical programme. PRAISE FOR ST. PATRICK'S The Grandeur and Beauty of the Arch- itecture is Joined With the Spirit of Service. A member of the editorial etaff of the Catholic Transcript motored through this section last week and has this to say of Norwich: The massive and beautiful St. Pat- rick's commands.more than a passi glance as one rides through the Rose of New England. It is doubtful wheth- er there is a finer plece of parish ‘e cleslastical architecture in the United States than this Imposing temple. Tum‘fl. towards the rising sun, we found the pastor of St. Patrick’s in the cemetery giving directions to those who are charged to keep it in condi- tion. The Catholic people of Norwich are most profuse in adorning the last resting place of their departed. The monimuents are stately and becomla, and give evidence of a pious rega for the memory of the dead. Promising | to call at the rectory on our return, we Journeyed on to Taftville. It was a distinct pleasure to keep our ent with the amiable pastor of t. Patrick’s, Norwich. In th morning we found him busy with the past of the parish, in the evening with the future. The care of the cemetery engaged his early hours, the repair of the school his afternoon respite. Each season, each hour, each class of per- sons has its claim on the pastor’s timne and enérgies, and we are again re- minded that the vigilant shepherd of souls must be ever prepared to make himself ail things to all men in order to win all Lo Christ. NEWSBOY'S MELON PARTY. Lacking a Knifs, They Divided Their Find in a Novel Manner, Friday afternoon the news boys on Franklin square enjoyed a_watermelon party on Ferry street: One of the newsies discovered a large watermelon in the gutter and he immediately started for the nearest alley summon- ing all his companfons. When the boys came to opening the melon it seemed that no one had a knife s one thoughtful chap solved the prob- lem and he was given permission to carry out his ideas. He took the melon ‘and slamed it on the pavement breaking it into many pleces and then the rush started. Down went the papers the bovs had under their arms and cach made a dive for the fruit. About this time Officer Smith came llmf and the boys made a hasty dis- posal. b GARDNER LODGE INSTALLS, List of Officers Scated by Knights of Pythias on Friday Evening. Gardiner lodge, No. 48, Knights of Pythias, at their regular meeting on Friday evening in Pythian hall install- ed the officers for the next ensuing term. The officers were installed by District Deputy Grand Chancelior ‘Willlam Johnson and assisted by Brothers L. E. Kinney and George Thompson of Jewett City. The officers installed were as fol- lows Chancilor Commander 8. W. Arm- strong; vice chancilor, C. A. Harvey: prelate, J. T. Stevens; master works, T. H. Beckley; master arms, Chester Appley; inside guard, F. G. Thumm. Reuben P, Petter rendered The Holy City and 8om e Day We'll Under- stapnd. The bearers were George C. Drescher of Brooklyn, N. Y. Mayor Charles Shoemaker, Malden, Mas: Carl Haosling of Hartford, Henry Ens- ling, Louis Ensling and Charles Staubly of this city. Burial took place in the family plot in Yantic cemetery where a committal service was read Dr. Howe. There were a number of handsome floral offe Under- taker C. A. Gager, Jr, charge of the funmeral arrangements. Cenfined to His Hom Patrick Coleman of No. 157 Sachem streét has =ur1n' the last Pew days owing to a sprain he received while |doing some heavy . Mr. Coleman is employed by the city strest depart- B e e been confined to his home | hol After the installation of the officers several speeches were made on the good of the order and the fine pro- gress the lodge is making. Transportation Without Accident. Lieut. James B. Crawford, Coast ar- tillery, U. 8. A, wha served as camp quartermaster, is atill at the &taie camp ground at Niantic. The othor regular army have departed. Lieutenant Crawford is detailed as in- structor in mathematics at West Polat. Major Wise is pleased with the fea- tures of the camp of 1914. Transporta- tion to and from camp was accom- plished without accident. In about two and 30 minutes approximatel 0 men, 250 horses, 15 care of bag- flold . wagons and ambu- street open on Fiday evening and on looking around inside for signs of dis turbance he found a small Polish boy hiding on the second floor. The urchin was trying to hold down a cough when the policeman was golng by on his searching expedition, and he did’ not eucceed. He was brought to police atthews, who tain Twomey was enjoying a night away from routine, ascertained that the boy was only 11 yvears old. but clever at this particular line of activity. Hi name was Joseph Demis and his home is at 72 Summin street. -He had a watch valued at $2.50 taken from the show case in Cranston’s rolled up In his trousers. He sald he had gained entrance to the store with a key which he had thrown away when he got in side and the officer came. The police think that the lad has comnection with some other petty robberies in the city, among them a recent one at Albert Boardman's store on Franklin street. ‘The young chap will be In city court this morning at §. BANKRUPTCY MATTERS. Appraisers File Report in Avery Case —Five Per Cent. Dividend from New Lendon Estate. The final meet of the creditors of Louis Bruette of this city will be held in the office of Referee in Bankruptcy A. A. Browning next Monday morning. The adjourned hearing in the E. A. Card case will be heard also on Moa- day. It was in the case of David A. Flynn of New Ldndon that the first dividend of per cent. was declared this week, and not in the case of David Avery of Bozrah. In tl Avery the appraisers have made a report ant the ecreditors may reasonably expect more than the above percentage. The a find_ that the value of the real estate is $1.500 and the personal estate 3600, the total being $2,010.%6. 1On the real estate there is consider- able encumbrance. ‘Jflum at that delightful resort Dr. Kaufman was one of a party of three }'ho made a fishing trip off the island IInd caught nine tuna weighing 31 to 38 pounds apiece. The curious DR. KKAUFMAN ON BLOCK ISLAND TRIP. Had Enjoyable Sport Catching Big Tuna Fish Off That Resort. Rev. Matthias S. Kaufman, D. D., now of Central Falls, R. I, who is spending two weeks in this city and its vicinity, and is Slling his old pulpit at the Trinity Methodist Episcopal church this and succeeding Sundays, has just returneqd from a most enjoyable visit to ‘Block Island. In the course of his so- thing about this particular fish is that no bait is needed, for it seems to swal- low the hook just as greedily as 'f loaned down with'a luscious mussel or other morsel. GORTON FAMILY REUNION. okl Thirty-Six Ddscendants Met With Mr. and Mre. James A. Bend at Point. Black 4 A family theéring of the Gorton clan was held on Thursday afternoon at the homeé of Mr, and Mr: N, Bond at Black Point, gave hospitable welcome to thirty-six de- scendants of the late William Gardi- ner Gorton of East Lyme and of his unele, Willlam Gorton of Waterford. Four generations were represented in the gathering. Members of the fam ily eame from Cleveland, Ohio; Sher- burne, New York; Boston, Mass.; New York city; Norwich, New London and Groton, as well as Niantic and Black Point. “ No more appropriate place for a Gorton reunion could be found than the old farmhouse at Poln! which had been a former home of the ancestors of all those present. This farm at the end of the Point passed from the possession of the Niantic In- dians to that of Christopher Christo- phers of New London and his descend- ants-and was purchased from them by Robert Gorton in 1817. So that the Gortons and Bonds have been the own- ers for nearly 1 ears. And as all of William G. Gorton's descendants are | also descendants of the first propri tor, Christopher Christophe: the present Bond owner's wife was a Gorton, no wonder the family Bond was especiall terneon and complete. It was a day ef reminiscences for the older portion of the company and all the old familiar places were re- visited. The house itseif is almest as old as ti family as part of it wa built' by the first proprietors. It w. enlarged by the Gerton owners and remained the same James rong on Thursday af. € sense of proprietorship i Kt A young man by the name of Clar- nce DeWolife of Preston, who slightly intoxicated, happened to meet his father on the street Friday morn- another man. and trouble arose, and Officer Smith was forced to step in and quiet things. The men will have tc appear before Judge Kelley this morning and straighten out things. Mrs. S. S. Thresher and daughter of Norwich are at their summer home in Mystic. Miss Nellie Loring of Linceln ave- nue is the guest of Mrs. William Alay of Providence, R, L ‘W. Humphrey Almy of Lincoln ave- nue is passing two weeks at the Spring house, Block Isiand. Mr. and M#. Rufus H. Vaughn of CHff street are spending g couple of weeks at Wickford, Rhode'Island. Mr. and Mrs. Frank L. Potter, who have been the guests of Norwieh r ativese, have returned to New York. Mrs. B. D. Fudge of Bainbridie, Ga., who has been the gtest of Mr. and Mrs. J. Lewis Smith, left for New York Friday. Miss Bmily Copp of Groton and her guest, Miss Margaret Hartwell, of Chi~ cego, have been recent guests of Nor- wich friends. Rev. and Mrs. Edward’ S. Worcester and sen of Unfon street, left this week for several weeks' wvisit at Bur- lington, Vermont. Mrs.- Thomas E. MacClenathan and Miss Dorothy MacClenathan of Church streat are spending a week on South Bluffs, Block Island. EIGHTEEN TQOUIAND MINERS TO STRIKE AUGHST 1. At Mines J.D_ol:-: Lackawanna and Western Coal Co. Scranton, Pa, July thousand miners of throughout the Lackawanna valley voted late tonight and the men were virtually unanimous in faver of quit- ting work. Truth. We are bern to inquive after truth —it requires a greater power to pes sess it—Montaigne. CONTINUES WITH Lower Prices See Them Today SATURDAY FRANK A. BILL you-pleass class of system, earnestness, interest here. The training ia with Actual WAS |love their work requires no effort at all ing, who was sitting in a wagon with | BUSY. Call see It seems that the son uipment fer Actual Busin: tried to pull his father off the wagon m‘p e .::«-u enter OTTO FERRY, Prepristor. 340-342 Franklin Strest - School This is the mame given the Norwich Business Coll It distinguishes us from the schools | ha 1H Business. and il and { ess at any W. E. CANFIELD, Prep — Preserving Utensils - Kettles, Funnels, Measures, Fruit Jars, e Summer Necessities Perfection Oil Stoves, Refrigerators, s Ice Cream Freemars, ~ Electric Stoves, L1 Electric Irons, Thermos Bottles, Hot Weather Aids Fly Screens, - Screen Doors, Garden Hose, Mouse Traps, JAMES C. MacPHERSON