Norwich Bulletin Newspaper, September 16, 1913, Page 12

—_— FAIR, WARMER TODAYj UNSETTLED TOMORROW ——(— - What Is Going On Tonight. the A"mw”ulpi‘utvplavl s R Dl’y, Bl'itfle, S Hlir Songe and Theatre. Homan Muesical Btedk Company at — LR by lgeel Sodt Coma Ovv Made Soft — Fluffy cket Lodge, No, 27, I Q. O. T, meets in out ‘l-t\u‘{:»a .1‘}.5'3." e 3 Radiant—Abundant orwich Nest Ve 1396, O, o, ) s in Owls Hall by arisian Slge Wauregan Lodge, Nb, 6, K. of P, P meets in_Pytifan Hall Who does not love & beautifu] head Novwich Central Labor Union meets | of hair? You may think it is a gift, | _Larpenters ru{n‘ o i , |that some women are born that way. oy 000 N 8. Q. Py, |The fact is, beautiful hair is largely a No. 826, N. E .O. P, |matter of cultivation, just as you n ' Hall. would water the plants in your garden and fertilize the soil. Parisian Sage is a scientific prepa- ration which the hair and scalp readi- ly absorbs. It removes dandruif at once. It puts a stop to itching scalp and makes your whoke head feel bet- ter—as if your hair had had a square meal, One appliation will astonish you— it will double the beauty of your hair. If used daily for a week you will be simply delighted with the result—you ANNOUNCEMENTS Day School Private e adv Norwich 8 he opens soon. KINGSTON FAIR OPENS TODAY. TO CONTINUE FOUR DAYS. Many Improvements H:ve Been Made WANTED. $2.50 PER DAY paid one lady in each town to distribute free c¢irculars for FOR SALE. ¥OR SALE—1912 Overland touring car, five passenger, in first class con- WANTED—A younfi e ployment as a bookKeeper and type- writer. Isabel Petrone, 68 School St. sepléd concentrated flavoring in tubes, FPer-| aition, Iuuy equipped, Seil starier. ad- manent position. ¥, E. Barr Co, Chi-|dress P. O. Box 1lU6. North Stonington, cago. sepléd Conn. seplbd girl wants em- FOR SALE—S. C. White Leghorn hens, one year old, now_laying; also cockefels. John Curry, Yantic. sepl2FTuF of Annual Event in Programme et 1 € ou | 2 % will want to teli all your friends that Which is Regarded as “Old Home you have discovered Parisian Sage. Week.” should see the number of en- The 39th annwal South <county fair 1 tic letters we reccive from Ge- lighted users. held by the Washington €ounty Agri- All doubts settled at one stroke— cultural society will open at West |your money back if you want it. Kingston today and will condinue four | Parisian Sage is a tea-colored liquid gays. T become the Old | —not sticky or greasy—delicately per- Home week for South county and its |fumed, that comes in a fifty cent hot- thousands of sons and daughlters from |tle. The “Girl with the Auburn Hair” far and near return to repew old ac- |on the package. Get a bottle today— quaintances and to join in the festivi- | slways keep it where you can use it the ival week. uaily. day, will be devoted | Sold by The Lee & Osgood Co. and exhibitions, agricul- | at drug and toilet counters every- pouliry, < where. &l dairy products, fruits a beds, well all labor = LEGAL NOTICE. SALESLADY WANTED—We have a position for a first class saleslady who nas had_ training and experience in general dry goods. Must speak English and French and be a worker. No. 1 references required. All communica- tions strictly confidential. Address Sa_les]ad\, care Bulletin Co. sepl6d SALESMAN _WANTED We have a position for a first alass man who has had training and experience in general dry goods. Must spealk kEngiish and French and be a worker. No, 1 reier- ences required. All communications strictly confidential. Address Sales- man, care BuNetin Co, sepléd BARBER WANTED — Steady job, good pay, aAddress William Vaillan- court, Moosup, Conn, sepl6d DOES YOUR RANGE need repairing? Patent stove brick to fit any range sent atlons and memy, other device for 31._S. J. Btow, New Haven, sepltd he second day has been given over el M D it Tl Taead ot sires occupation. Address G, Box srange in south Fhon e md ! Westerly, R, L ce pari eitber im exhibiis of in the al parade which is new feature | . WANDED A girl for general house- r 3 that the | work in the eountry, Box 7%, n. ¥, No. T 1, Norwich, Conn. sepl6d All persons liable to pay taxes in WANTED—A competent maid for the City of Norwich are hereby neti- | general housework, Apply 124 Wash- d that 1 have a warrant to levy and | ington St. Mrs. W. S. Alilng. _sepled tax of ten and s on the dollar on the City made from the Town List wihom Peckham, wng head of the wble Oct 1v13, and no- Thursdzay is mors day and | ¢by giwen that assessments among the speakers expected are Gov- | to cover the cost of oiling or sprinkiing ernor Aram J Pothier, Lieutenant | Streets in llm vear 1912 are included in Roswell Burchard, Con- E S o tie R G s CShorEs T on of said tax; and RN S e ] ollecting said tax Willem P, Sheffield, | T il he st the FRD S e Collector Office daily from 9 a, m. te of Rhode 50 p. m., nad frem 2 16 o D, m., until b Jv. 10, 1912, except the foliowing Childr day. AN chil- | days: wil admitted iree. Tuesday, Oct. 14, T will be at the The pro; > will incluge field ore of S Fletcher, Falls, from 12 sporés on track in the forenoon to 1 p. m. and speall and spelling in Vednesday, Oct. 15, I will be at the the Imain g store of John A. Morgan, Greene- The rac to be | ville, from 1l & m. ts 2 p. m. e | Thmsday, Ocf 15, I will be at tne The total this | grug f George M. Rathbone, i 444 g last | Wes: Side, from 11 a. m. to 1 p. m. ur of 506 e The increase in | t e 3 riday, Qct. 17. 1 will be at the stora every Gepartmext is Toticeable and the | ST GG 17, 1 W b At the 1078 appile exhib entries agamst | 17 4, m. to 1 p. m. i Aot - g Pl ore | 1emal fees and additions w.ui be et S 4, e Tt MOTe | mude to those whe meglect this notice. the horsss will e doutiied. The fruit | THOMAS A. BOBINSON, taken .as & Whdke i% the best exhibit in Collector. vears. Ome enity m appkes alone in- | Norwich, Conn., Sept 16, 1913. cludes 1% 1 : sep16Ta In pears there i 171 et a gain | of .about 40 over previous Vege- | tables show a shizt as do | Bread, cakes and pies tead by only | i while the poultry shows | increzse and that by one | rmed froits, [lies, needle- | 3 I'he Registrars of Voters of the domestic manufactures and |pown of Norwich will meet in the special euiries all show & | seyeral Voting Districts in said Town 6. on THURSDAY. the 18th DAY OF SEPTEMBER, 1913, frem 3 o’cleck = m. 114 5 e'cleck p. m. L0 recerve applica- side and college, the rezular entries the Rhode Neighborhood guild and : . | tions o 1f of those per- Dove ai Laff will add to the | Lions from or in Bena ex hy work of tielr handicraft, |01 0 ve placed on the list lust year many improvemen MADE made. An addition of 50 TO BE huilt to the grandstand, lectors in said Town of Norwich be- and outer bufld- | new fea- up Su- haad i tare the Annual Town Meeting to be ne Oct. bti, 1913, to wit: In the First Voting District—At the Selectmen’s Office in City Hall econd Voting District—Ar W. A the fitting rns for ” WANTED—A girl for general house-~ work, German or Swede prererred. Must’ have references. Mrs, P. 4. Cas- sidy, 14 Church St. sepind WANTED—A good farmnand; §o0od G. A. Jemcks, R, ¥, D, 6, sep]iF'Lu\& pay. Ap, Norwich, Conn, WANTED —A_ cook., Appiy to Mrs. Willis Austin, 2656 Washington St. seplbd WANTED—A position to care for an invalid_or nervous male person. Ad- dress Nurse, care Buletin Co. sepiod WANTED —General _blacksmith., _ D. F. Jaquith, Amston, Conn. seplbd WANTED—At once, woman for gen- eral housework. Apply at Danieison Cotton Co. Boarding House, Danielson, Conn. seplbd WANTED First class coat maker; steady employment to the right man. Apply 124 State St. New London, Conn. sepua ANTED—Girl for general hiouse- weorte Apply 9 Thames Terruce. seDiod WANTED —All those having cider to make, to know that the cider and grist milis, known as tse Franklin mills, and {ormerly owned by Frank A, Roc wood, will open for business Sept. 17, 1913, Charies W, Grant, North Fraas- iin, Conn, seplid WANTED—The leaves turn red in the fall with shame for beiug so green all summer, Don’'t be a Jleat, Get wise, Get a good cigar at .Fagan's Smoke Shop. six for a quarter, “s'nuf. seplsd Birl for generai housework. Frank C. Turner, 15 Broad St. seplzd WANTED —Everybody to know that I will open the cider mill at Norwich Town Monday, Sept. 15th, for the sea- son.” W. D. Thacher. seplzd T WANTED At once, a competent girl for general housework. 175 sroadway. seplld AGENTS —High class rapid selle: biggest seller of the season; large profiis. Send today for free particulars. The Peter Speciaily Co., Granitevilie, v L. seplld \\A_Mh.uf,x good all round farm- E. _Maynard, Poquetanuck, 3 seplua ccreipy df Ruaces John er's Drug Store, West Side. stom,_alxo an ffice by fhe cattle sheds o ThiY Voting Distriet — ‘At for Nathan Hazard, fhe secretary of Connors® News. Office, Greene- rerintende Philip A Fourth Voting District—At ice in the rber Shop of Patrick T. Connell west Town Sireet. Ire the scene of interest In the Kifth Voting District — At r tive element, and every ine Large Hall, Taftville. inch of space from one en@ of the Sixth Veting District — At grounds to ite offrer has been let to Hall, East side. the fakirs at Norwich, Conn., the 13tn the uppe: the | day of Sepiember, A. D. 1913 ¥ Himmigration I : h nwu.x will b 1040, o show TYLER D~ GUT, oy e of CORNELIUS J. DOWNES, The fisheries exhib will epl3d Registrars of Voter um, be held this year pas g 22 e The grange and the W. T. T T. will | - B = hawe thelr usual rest temts | ORDER OF NOTICE. Tie East tch band has been | STATE OF CONNEBCTICUT, COUNTY pracured to furnish musi hile the ! ©f Windham, SS. ug. 29, A. D, 1913, rsudl vaudevilte will be held on the | Frank Hoxie va Charies H' Kinne, Jr. of the and fair staze i fromt day during tihe each umages, civil, action, DOW tie Superior Court im and ndham Comnty, held on the first fuesuay of March, A. D. 1913, it ap- ving to and being found by the bing anthority that the said de- femdant is abseni from this State— | gone to parts ungmewn: erefore, Ordered. That notice of | the pendency of said compiaint be giv- | en by publishing this order in iue Norwieh Bulletin, a daily newspaper { Hublished in Norwich, in said County, three times, beginning Sept 2, 1313, and weekly thereafter during three weeks successively. EDGAR M. WARNER, Clerk of the Superior Court for Wind- ham Countiy. sepiiu DISTRIOT OF MONTVILLE, ot bt Montviile, Sept o Estate of Am O. District, deceased The Executor and Executrix having BULLETINS PATTERN SZR YICE. (uurv_!l ‘i said exhibited their adminmisiration aceount with d_lAi efl[d\.e te this Court for al- lowanese, Oedared, That the 17th day of Sep- fiefl.\bex 1918, at 2 o'clock in bhe after- poon, at the Probate Lourt m Ment- ville, be, and the same is, assigne a hearing on the allowanee of said ad- ministration account with said estate, and this Cowrt direeis the Esxseuwr and Kxeoutmix to eiie all persos teresied therein to appear ?: and pince by pwblishing thie or time, at least thvee davs bhefove bearing, in some. wsm ha eirowlation in Upon ihe complaint o. the said Frank | laiming for reasoms therein set | pend- | WANTED Two first class plumbers and heater men. Address George Des- ;, Baltic or Moosup, CL. a TED—You to know the one man in Norwich who can clean and re- pair your sewing machiné right. R. Stephenson, Tae Old Keilable. Phone 1032-4. —augid WANTED —Automobiles o nlean, at the Public Wash Stand, rear of Kiks' Home. 2 augzm WANTED Piano tuning. don, 298 Prospect Sta Cii¥. iy1d = L. . Gor- Pel. Ms’ 2. $25 a monih salary. inquire of Giem Roeck Farm (lLedyard). Fred Sands, Manager, Mysuic, Conn, R ¥, D, & | HELP WANTED | Girls for General Housework, (wages {$18 to $20 a month) Chamber Maid, Ward Maid and Hotel ,Help. FREE EMPLOYMENT BUREZU. 2. J. COSCORAN. Sup., Central Bldg. FOR SALE. FOR SALE Eight-room Cottage with bath and steam heat, _ good barn and large lot, l»setod five minutes’ walk frem Main street. Price reasonable. N. Tarrant & Co. 117 Main Street, Norwich, Ct. posting 3 u.».pv m fiw !Dwn o{ A 17-jewel thin medel 12- size WATCH in 20 years’ gold filled cese for 9892 BOTS KMCKEZBOIR SUIT. A Besirmisie Swid igu- Mothery Boy. Titks siyle of Zanment -is mm-t m.aa' Jb\)d sy nvhmm':t f:m &t lends itsall neadiily g, oovdnw., alety i h fih« sine v»n&- are Fo is gtitohed over mw m:} he oanktiod. -Th eut ouT Siges— -i:, -1 ;', b S S L terial A A-FRaT A patorn < s ?!?"‘ to winy address On veceipt of S rac tATOuS The Huilets Compan Ord Oy he Fiu A Pattesn Degr 5 &oh ‘B ¥, plmza&in lbaflaasa"uava.‘ is- Jon mailed 1Y) cents in n eny t-uat of 100 ATRE MAREEAS GARQE)I, p&uiuy S&Iu.‘:-l al UFpase fat P ety rad ala p{zn $10.00 REWARD Strayed from my home on Septem- years F-Dlormbe,wflthpmmm on head, has very short tail. Had on no collar. Answers 19 name “Bee, Ashehasfl.‘ay,sb‘genkzxtmm ANTED — Hired man, single, o | work on farm and hoard with ramily; | FOR SALE—200 May hatched pullets and cockerels, 100 Rhode lsland Reds, 100 Barred Kocks; $100 for the lot. G. ¥. Bartholomew, Brooklyn, onn. sepl5d ADVERTISEMENTS 5S¢ per Line, Six Words to the Line TO RENT. 2 A R S S A S LET—Furnished room with board TO in excellent neighporhood, Avenue, Thamesville. 16 Xinney seplod TO Ugat RENT — Furnished rooms housekeeping, ‘Washington St. with for bath, b4 seplsd RENT—Two private tamily; gentlemen sepldd furnisi only, Address ned rooms; desirable neighborhood; X., Bulletin. FOR rooms, improvements, Harris. T RENT—Two one or seven rooms ats; 291 Main elcvphone 129 FOR SALE—A four year old new one of five all modern H. seplid TO BENT—Furnisned rooms at Mrs, steam cars; must be sold at once. Ap- ply to Ernest E. Weeks, Ashford, K. F. D. No. FOR SALK—Four cows; SIngle or all milca cow. James Butler, R. ¥, D. No. | s, G. Congdon's, »z McKiniey Avenue. 3, Norwich, seplid sopid FOR SALE—Nice seven-room cottage | yoR RENT—Six-room tenement, Hast in A No. 1 condition; three acres of | Great Fiain; city water. Telephone 727 land. Inquire 1s1 Hamilton Ave, sepld seplad = : TO RENT—One nine-room flat, with FOR SALE—20 horse power vertical | heat and modern improvements. In- boller, with all equipment: best offer | quire 1oy Sacnem Btre aug28d takes it. Fhone or' write Palace Layn- = Center $i, Danislson. seplld TO RENT —One nilie-room_tenement, _— modern improvements. inquire 159 Sa- R SALM—o.X B, D. §a4S0line engine. | cnem Street. aug2ld cutter, C, Maynard, G e BrS Y , Ct._Tel. 215-3," sepivd FURNISHED ROOMS—Central loca- e g tion. Mrs, Kmnow. Morse, is Union St T HOMSE FOR SALE or exchange for mayisd new miich cow; weight 1u50. Tel 319-4. septd T0 RENT—Lower part of 85 Wash- ington St, 8 rooms and bath, with or FOR SALE—Four horses, good 1o | without garage; also house of 5 rooms | work or drive, weighing about 2500 an% ngxlkalt dnmpr]ol\éexgen;:“a.ly ké:a:; ai 4 ford, Bookbinder, 108 Bro: L | 1bs. a pair, fearless of automobiles and | 3"V, dlington after 6 p. m. thaylzd FURNISHED ROOMS, alljmodern con- veniences, 33 Umion St. Télcphone 534-4 Iylid e e PRINTING—Look al these prices: 500 63, enveiopes (regular bmnnesu size), card printed in cormer, 3.4 L00C, $2.00; 5,000, $6.00; 31 500 nocehieads, 6x9 42, 1,00, $2.10; 0,000, §6.30; H letierheaas, 5i3x1l, pnn:ed, ; 75 1,060, 3 §5% 500 4, printed. * 1,906, 10,000, 200 statements, printed, 31.40; 1,000, $1.35; 5,000, $6.00; 10,066, $11.00; Printing of every description done romptly, 8znd for samples. Tae Bul- etin Co., Printers and Binders, Nor- wich, Conn. SALE HORSES I have 35 Horses to pick from, some nice, gentle, well broken chunks and business horses as can be found any where, also some big workers. The prices are right. Come and see them. Tel. 1139. ELMER R. PIERSON. “ FOR SALE | i i | At Norwich Town on Canter- bury Road near Peck’s Corner and trolley line, pleasantly lo- cated, a new, modern Cottage of seven rooms, bath and reception hall, with all modern improve- ||| ments, hara wood focors, open cement plumbing, large veranda, valks. P right. One-half may remain on mortgage. Easy terms to quick buyer. THOS. H. BECKLEY, May Building, Phones 724 218 Main Street. 3»682 FRESH LOAD of Horses right from the wes: out of o hard work, ranging from 1100 to 1509 in weight. For sale by GEORGE E. Ci PLIN, Tel. 192 Wenterly, J. C. WITTER :...ce0..... Auctioneer | AUCTION SALE OF REAL ESTATE, THURSDAY, Sept. 18, at 2 o’clock p. m. By virtue of an order from the Hon- orable Court of Probats, 1 will sell at Publie Auction, to setile the estate of | the late Israel Bennett, the following | pleees of property located in the bor- ough of njelson : | One houss on !pnx;i mrut, 1 buildin, | lot at the corner zr ng and 0«! | streets, (2 houses on Oak street, 2 cot- | tages on Raflroad street, 126 building | 1555 on Noreh strest, 4 E0SA Kized by ON 1913, {ing lots on Mechanics street, alse 2 traets of land on Dyer avenue on | Wauregan read, ssmsm at the | poine whers the traln tragk leaves | the main read, 1 wood lot of about 16 | years’ growth, mmprlmgf 36 aeres and located in the go-edll Mashentuek | district, MRS, ZOLA A, BENNETT, il tak flmm’sg“ wiil ta e £op- Z"‘:& Ting and ‘daic strasts, AUCTION *rf,,%;’f?“?“ S ERIDAY, SEEF, 19, 1943, }P B My toeboir >y0d; A.P. BLLSWORTH, 165 Maim St, Willimantie. Bepiid togetner. rnone Siv-x auglld = = £ SUMMER COTTAGES FOi SALL—A second-hand Ford au- 5 tomobile. Phone 585, Norwicd, or ad- For Remt—For Sale. dress 98 Fraukiin St y4d Watck ulll.l v Weckapaug, enxan ew, FOR SALE—Slab wooq, swve lengths, Rentals, $175-$256¢ season. $4.50 c;»'{lu. s:&u fiml: cor u.dA.ABul- Inspection by appoiniment. lard. one 646-12. c: £ - = soded FRANK W. COY, FOR SALE —Eleven room house, with L 5 log, % S S e sold to’ cluie & Hizh Street, Westerly, R. L estate. G. W. Hamiiton, Executor, 130 Long Distance Telephone. may29d Main St Je7d SATHINE L OVEIR -= 250 motshesds nd 250 6% (regular business size) envelopes, neatly printed, for $L.90; 500 FORE SALE. each $3.00. Send ior samples and Prices for any priating you are 'n need of. The buileum Company, Nurwich, Coan. 3 FOR SALE—O. 1. C. pigs, thorough- br registered, nome better in the couniry. Ludlew Farm, North Nioning- tem, R, F. D. 5, Norwich, Conn. H. ¥. R bButton. A cottage on Laurel Hill, of 8 rooms with all improvements, in- cluding electricity, in excellent condition, and steam heat, property we gas and 1l located on trolley car line, 8 minutes walk to Square, will be sold on favor- able terms. Inquire of FRANCIS O. DONOHUE, Central Building, Norwich, Ct. JAMES L. CAQE 40 Shetucket Bid Waated ON 30 SHARES Merchants National Bank | | Stock s Nerwich, o are sol FOR SALE No. 17 Lincoln Avenue FINE RESIDENCE known as the icited. Nor Beckwith Property. Property must be sold and bids JAMES L. CASE, 40 Shetucket St, 'wich, Ct. FOR SALE 26 Laurel Hill Avenue Fine Residence Property of 11 rooms and bath. All modern improvements. INSPECTION SOLICITED. JAMES L. CASE, 40 Shetucket St Norwich, Comn. 9 SEASHORE LOTS 20 py 1506 tast, fronting ocean, sityated gmz ?&sr 6 a mid wa rmfl f»‘f hgss lu&s 1] : ggfifls {viu& ;;5‘?; wefi ast al Plg surf bathi ond 8 fo) &h 1 aum YFQ RinE 66t Eb{smfll, B :sj’ TFhess lots will deubie ? B year er Lws, ) asan \HBW ng, rxghr miles g Ky 9 ildren, 1t is §4a0, Very easy Fransperta- as¥e fArem Sjtuat FailFead Suatien, sew standing wesd some frait, oa Inves- fond for Wileows Farm Bulietin chgice ef 488, WILLIAM A, WILCOX Real Bstate Broker, Neo, 41 West Broad St, Rooms 1 amd 3, Felephonses: Office, No. dence, No, b3l 865; Hasi: auged FOR SALE S N .'A. PRENT|CE FR] ARM pf B3 ack 5 SRS L LIS investigating. A 86 Gliff Street = Pl R Y S wg’mstz SRS WL THAM &* o bv & e St igle v&’é‘m. FULL ASBQOCIATED ? PRESS DISPATCHES THE OLD HAT, It's sunbdburnt bcm. and Gingy, and broken in the ‘brim, The L\nln;‘n Boll and Mflfl. the s ougr The ndn':nm}en 1 uauu upon the And dust has chn.u‘:i the faclng from green to grimy brown. The caou of alry c! N that once was 2 chic and er o With weu- and nd and weather i# ns ing but a wisp, And fa -d ua the mes "that round it But it u ruu of fanocles, this summer hat of mine. It cost a tidy peony, for I remembes How father glowered at me the day he got the bill. It fitted down so snugiy upon my braided halr, I neve{hneeded hatpins to hold it firmly ere. What memories of moonlight, and spoony auto rides, And afternoon flirtations among s ribbons hides; How hmud.!y top, I wore it when 1t as new and fin The ]&leit thing in chu.pea,ux‘ this poor old hat of mine. But lids, however charming, Hke gloves and loves grow old, So this must be discarded for ome of fresher mold, A saucy, smart creation Wwith perky fedthers gay Put on at such an angle I wonder how they stay. But oh! you crumpled leghorn, what g00d times wo have nad Your glory has departed, in fact, you're pretty bad, The ash can is your portion, but here's a tear to shine upon your rumpled blossoms—good-b¥%, old hat of mine! New York ——-Mlm irving, in the Times. HUMOR OF THE DAY Smith is an unsociable cnss, isn't he? Steve—Should say so. Whyi" that guy wouldn't even talk in his sleep.—Cincinnati Enquirer. “You can't judge by appearances.” ‘What are.you getting at now?’ “Be- cause a man tips the waiter is no sign t he would rock the boat.”"—Detroit Gabe Friend—Don’t yvou find wife is very subject to ? Enpeck-—No; she has only one mood, the imperative, and I'm the one that's subject to that!—Judge. Marks (with newspaper)—It says here that a new physical ailment is the “movie ‘What kind of an eve is that? ks—One with a film - fore it, probably.—Boston Transcript. “Seems delightful to see a woman's face once more.” “Have you been in the wilds?” *“No; but the girls have been wearing such large hats.”—Pitts- burg Post. “New York kills more people by au- tomobile than any other city in the woz'd.” *“Is that so?” exclaimed the 1 Yorker. ‘“That is terrible. Still, Nc@ York always leads.”—Washington Herald. Erb—Got a Must see the job for you at last, BilL boss at 9 tomorrow morning, sharp. Bill-—Can’t go. I've promised to carry the flag in the un- employed procession!-—John Bull. Patience—Is she going to the masque ball Patric ; she's eoing to represent Night. Patience—Why don’t she go as Eve? It would be cheaper.— Yonkers Statesman. “I have saved up $10,000,” said the young man, “and all for your sake. Do you understand what I mean?” “Let me see,” responded the fashionable girl. “Is it that you wish to take me out to lunch?"-—Kansas City Journal “My son has trled to elope th times during the past month, but I tel him he doesn't know his own mind.” “BSuch persistency would indlocate that he did. “Why don’t you let him marry the girl?” ‘““Well, each time he hax pleked out a different girl*—Louls- ville Courler-Journal, The Englishman weas attending his first ball game, He seemed very un- ensy alter the fifth inning and finally said te his Ameriean friend: "I say, old chap, when de they serve the tea?’ They don't serve tea at & ball game,” laughed the Ameriean. “No tea be< tween h\l\l“bh gosped the English- man, “Then what's the object of the blooming game?'—Argonaut. THE KALEIDOSCOPE The United Sta.lai has ten rivera more than one thousand miles long. Within the last two years agricul- tural wages in Scotland have risen &g least $30 a year. Of the 74,000 workers employed in the German printing trade, 67,273 be- long to the printers’ union. The material excavated from tha Panama canal would build a Chinese wall from San Franclsco to New York, Discarding the queues in Canton, China, has glutted the local market for human hair and has made foreign purchasers war The gospels have been printed in Japan in three little known dialects for circulation among the aborigines of ‘Western China. 2 The cocltail has just celebrated it 77th birthday, being older than any ol its patrons.—Boston Transcript. Dogs are made use of to haul Nght artillery in the Belgian army and ara | being experimented with by the Hol- | land army. A city ordinance just enacted in Los Angeles compels drivers of automo- biles to halt behind street cars as long a8 the cars are halLuL The brick made in tha yards along the Hudson river, In New York, since 1901, if laid flat, would make a side« walk 20 feet wide around the world. The nsflmmted vleld of Mexiean cof- fes for 1912 was about 500,000 pounds, of which 187,716 pounds were exported to the TUnited States, the remainder being consumed chaIly Clotten was eultivated in Moreces and pold in England during the Clvil war in the Unjted Btates and durin the eetten erisis of 31871, After thal eriod the demand failed end eultiva« ien weas drepped, A evematory equipment eesting 34~ 870 has been erdered frem Bosten by the isthmian eanal Bbfiimlfiilfliulfi b9 instailed in a erematery te be built at Ansen, Panama, The two retarts will eagh have twp eil-fuel burnsrs, fed by a a;&opum nd an air plower ariven g yni %n eyale, § phase, alterw nating eurrent mu(um Pnre American eempany has aequired ienplva demesits eof yieh iren ?ru i (3} ‘Us E it is preposed te h‘“ e the Taited Bta as in large qaa.pu he= ginning wit nav 8 ahmnh!x af Qhe ma ganal, w I&, 1 place a lurse tane age at fhe dispesal § Awmerican in= erests & Q are J\.fler usiness in thig e part of mmsi erable eap+ SQme 40 years mihed an aut ef Ba: &a,l?&fl‘ : g::( Finaa en nat 33& SRR Th the s o § n ng o o«:}wexj arg fizm ey i %g‘l‘ a work Rag twq“