Norwich Bulletin Newspaper, September 9, 1911, Page 16

CLOUBY TODAY. PROBABLY FAIR TOMORROW. Moving Pigtures at the Breed The- S ¥audeville and Motion Pictures at| Nerwich Peopl Auditori) "rn.'é‘fl-‘i of the Golden West al ‘Theat - ANNOUNCEMENTS Frank A. Bill offers extra shoe spe- cials today (Saturday). He oflerslla- dies’ $2.50 bluchers at §$2, and $2.50 cloth top buttons at $2. Men's $2.50 shoes at $2, boys’ $1.75 shoes at $1.50. AT POLI'S THEATER. Alias Jimmy Valentine. The new season of the Poli Players is now a week old and the public has had an opportunity to form their own opinion regarding the scove of the management’s plans for the coming season. There are necessarily many drawbacks and disappointments in getting evervthing started and in the hustle necessary to prepare an organ- ization for an opening, and naturally the point aimed for has not yet been reached, but the opening production furnishes an illustration of what can be expected when everything is per- fected. e For the second week, beginning Monday night, the stock company W present what the management confl dently expects will be one of the most pleasing and satisfyving sto:k produ tions vet made in this The play selected to clineh the good opinion the people already have of the company is Allas Jimmy Valentine, one of the very best attractions within the reach of a stock company at the present time. It | is ome of the latest successes that has been released for stock—in fact, it has not vet been released in many parts of the country It till on tour in the largest cifles, playing at the high- est prices, so that local people are get- { ting an attraction at from 10 to v.il‘- e°nts that other cities in the country | are at the same time paying a much higher scale of prices. Alias Jimmy Valentine is by Armstrong and was s gested by | short story written by the late O. Heanry It is a detective play of the most up-to-date Kind and p a| pleture of a reformed thief that is not | only clever and igteresting but uplift- ing as well. Mr. Bostwick will play the title role. a part in whi¢h he h already made a pronounced hit. It said to be one of his best characteriza- | tions Pinckney will have the leading feminine role. with Miss Locke and M ’ in"the other female ¢ s Flora Dorset will make her initi ppearance with the company The balance of the company will be the same as in the opening bill. Little Eileen a Norwich girl rle in the play, shown promise of hits of the show. 3 will given on Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday, at which time the entire lower floor is reserved. and tickets may be secured for any scat one week in advance. AT THE AUDITORIUM, making one ol M interesting and his- torically instructive motion victure has been secured for the children to see| today, entitled The Last of the Mo- hicans. and the picture is acted by a very capahle stock company, following closely the story of the book by that same me. Th= original Uncas, of | whom so much is known in this par- ticular locality, is portrayed in a most fascinating manner by Francis Powers, the leading man of the Powers com- An especially pany. This picture should be espe- clally interesting to the people of the efty of Norwich. Mack & Worth. presenting The Secotchman and the Yankee Girl, an act | which vs entertai will’ be on Wondas's hill with zi Leighton, eomedienne. and Kelso & T.eighton, merobatic dancers. Wednesday of next week the socond of the Mutt and Jeff tatking photo-far pietures will be shown LYCEUM THEATER. and public have united in zing the praises of The Fortune | Hunter, which will be presented at the Lyceum theater, New London, next night. Tt work of praise only stipple- ments that marked ey every man, woman and child who has w sed Winchell Smith's delightful co money hunting. The first minister en- roiled in the army of patron boosters for this wholesom: play was the Rev. Percival Howson Barker. pastor of the First Congregational church in Bay- wood, onc of Chicage’'s select suburbs. Dr. Barker, after secing a performance of The Fortune Hunter, in his sermon maid “This clever comedy is a terpreter of the heart and much to the enjovment and worth fe.” Parker H. Sercomb in a lecture delivered at Ki all hall, in Chicago, to a select audience, declared that the gospel of work taught in The Fortine Hunter, if followed by our wealth young men. would prove a boon to t e mation. With all the good sense and sound logic, the play is full of humor and is dotfed almost continuously by outbursts of laughter and when the curtain falls everyone regrets that the Hime of the p cannot be prolonged. BREED THEATER. The brilliant story of The Colonel's Son, now the picture at the Breed, is interesting and d-lighting the large audier that are witnessing it, and, beeause of the strong human plot, appeals to all. The where the coionel discovers his on and is air sentenced shot is made mor mat father refus to interfere anxious, however, prove himself a man at the la secretly tells him that the builets the executing guns have been drawn. The young fellow, believing this, walks to his death in brave i all th the soldier, in spite of his conviction. Another beautiful story of the war is entitled The Tale of a Soldier's Ring and has some unusually strong dra- martic scenes and is embellishad with some . exqguisitely beautiful scenery hackgrounds. Miss Laws wins mueh applause the stirring topical song We Al and also with the pretty song of ¢ hood entitled Child 7 Once in Fiftesn Years. Thirty-five years—think of it, thirty- five vears agof when L. & M. Paint was first made known. It then needed time to prove durable quality. Tt has done it now, and its large use ‘« the proof. Costs about $1.60 per gallon, because vou make nearly one-half more. by ding %‘ of a gallon of Linseed Oil to . zallon of paint, and_you won't d to repaint for about 15 years. i W Carroll & Son, Walter Kings- ey Plainfleld, agents. ‘Write postal for ev Saver Price List No. 60.” Long- inan & Martinez, P. O. Box 13 York. its Not A Word Of Scandal marred the call of a neighbor on Mrs. W. P, Spangh, of Manville, Wyo., who : “She told me Dr. King's New d cured her of obstinate kidiney tromble, and made her feel like a vy woman.” v, but sure remedy v y liver and kidney troubles. Lee & Osgood Co. WHAT IS GOING ON TONIGHT | ANSWERS Ex pflm Union’ Na. 100 meets | Rev. Walter Gay will preach morning THE ‘CALL ‘Have Found That This is True. A cold, a strain, a’'sudden wrench. A little cause may hurt the kidneys. Spells of backache often follow, Or some irregularity of the urine. A splendid remedy for such attacks, A medicine that has cured thousands Is Doaw's Kidney Pills, a true kid- ney remedy. Many Norwich people rely on it. Here is Norwich proof. Mrs. E, Sheppard, 46 Palmer Norwieh, Conn., says: “I confirm the public statement I gave in praise of Doan’s Kidney Pills in Au- gust_ 1908. I used Doan's Kidney Pills, procured at N. D. Sevin & Son’s Drug Store, several years ago when suffer- ing from hackache and other symptoms of kidney irouble and they gave me this remedy St., willingly entire relicf. I consider to be an excellent one.” For sale by all dealers. Pric2 Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, York, sole agents for the States. Remember take no other. ——— . SUNDAY SUBJECTS. 50c. New United the name—Doan’s—and Loyal Temperance association Sunday afternoon in the Bill The meets block. The subject at the Christian Science service Sunday morning will be Sub- stance. The Sabbath afternoon meeting of the Seventh Day Adventists will be held in the Bill biock. - Rev. Joseph F. Cobb and the choir ol the Universalist church will con- duct the service at the Sheltering Arms at 3.30 p. m. Grace Memorial At Baptist church and evening. A le school rally will be held in the afternoon. At the Broadway Congregational church thz sacrament of the Lord’s Supper will be observed at the morning service. Sunday school at noon. At the Park Congregational church Sunday morning Rev. Dr. S. H. Howe wili officiate at the sacrament of the Lord’s Supper in the parish house. Sunday morning at the Second Con- gregational church Rev. H. J. Wyckoff will preach on From Servitude to Ser- vice. Communion will follow the ser- mon. Sealing Their Hearts is the topic at the Mt. Calvary Baptist church Sunday morning, and at the evening service the subject is Speak to.the Young Men. At the gospel tent, corner of Otis street and McKinley‘avenue, Evangel- ist W. R. Andrews will preach on The Marriage Supper of the Lamb Sunday avening. St S o Sunday morning Rev. Frederick W. Coleman of the_Trinity M. E. church will preach on The Priesthood of Be- lievers. His ovening topic is Life Through Death. At the First Congregational church, Rev. G. H. Ewing pastor, there will be preaching morning and ning. The sacrament of the Lord's Supper il be observed at the morning servic Rev. C. H. Ricketts will preach on The Final Adjustment of Human Wrongs at the Greeneville Conzrega- tional church. TIn the evening his sub- ject is America’s Great Army of School Children. \ At Trinity Episcopal church there will be holy communion at 9.30 a. m.. morning prayer and 3 a. m.. and evening pr: he Sunday school will resume its ses- sions at 12 o’clock. Rev. Robert F, True will preach Sunday morning at the Third Baptist church on The Love of Ged. His even- ing topic is He Went a Little Further, when services will be resumed in the auditorium of the church. At Christ Episcopal church Sunday morning there will be Holy Commun- fon at 9 o'clock, Sunday school at 10, morning prayer and sermon at 11. There will be no evening service. Rev. Theodore D. Martin of Worcester will BULLETIN'S PATTERN SERVICE. 8983—8998 A SIMPLE BUT STYLISH GOWN. —_— Ladles’ House or Aftcrnogm Dress. Composed of Ladies’ Skirt Pattern $998 and Ladies’ Waist Pattern 8983. The skirt is well cut and has a back the closing is made at the . The: waist has deep Gib- <om over ‘the shoulders, and is finished with a deep sailor collar.. The waist pattern, 8983, is cut in six sizes: 82, 34, 36, 38, 40 and 42 inches, bust measure. The skirt patter 8! is cut in five sizes: 22, 24 26, 28 and 30 inches, waist measure. ‘It requires six vards of 3f-inch material for the en- tire costume for a medium size. This .illustration call; twa. sep- mfi"* to! arate patterns which w. ua(fi‘: ADVERTISEMENT 5 cents per line, six words to the line. WANTED. FOR SALE. under the heading of “WANTED, FOR SALE or TO RENT” are inserted at the rate of TO RENT. LADIES make supporters; $12 per hundred; no canvassing; material fur- nished; Stamped enyelope for particu- lars. Wabash Supply Ceo.. Dept. V., 46, Chicago. sepbd FURNACE TENDER wauts to make engagements for season. Hahn, Har- land Road. sep9d MEN WANTED—Age 18-35, for fire- men $160 monthly, and brakemen 380 on railroads in Norwich vicinicy. o perience unnecessary; no strike. Posi- tions guaranteed competeni men. Pro- . Railroad Emuloying Head- rters—260 men sent to positions in &= August. State age: send stamp. - Rail- way Association, Dept. 195—227¢ Monroe Street, Brooklyn, N. Y. sepzs MEN WANTING outdoor work, to prepare for g00d paying permanent po- sitions. State age; send stamp for par- ticulars. George H. Baker, President, Box Bullbtin. - J¥ss BIG PROFFIIS—Open a dyeing aad cleaning ‘establishment. No capital re- quired.” Some make $1,000 (8. $5,000 vearly. Send for free booklet. Sys 141 Marion, Kentucky. iy2zs . 1 MADE $18,000.00 IN THREE YEAR in the mail order business; began smal Free booklet tells how. No “ouifit’ scheme. Manager, Box 141, Marion, Kentucky. iy22s FREE ILLUSTRATED BOOK tells about over 360,000 protected positions in U. S service. More than 40,000 va- cancies every year. There iS a big chance here for you, sure and generous pay, lifetime employment. Kasy to get. Just ask for booklet C, 63S. No obli- gation. Earl Hopkins, Washington, D. 3 Sepis - WANTED—Farm, 5 to 10 acres, cul- tivated. with buildings, woodland, un- der $1,000; easy terms: state particu- lars.” J. W. Clarke, Third St., Carl= stadt, N. J SepEWS WANTED—Few more men look after our business in unoccupied territory. Position permanent. Good pay. C. R. Burr & Company, Nurserymen, Man- chester, Conn. sepSd WANTED—Seven or eight room cot- tage. with good vard, near trolley line. William B. Young, Jr. Insurance and Real Bstate. sepid WANTED—Everybody to know that . Garrity will open his cider 20 Watson St.. Willimanti®, Conn.. for the season, commencing Sept, 14, 1911, sepbd . WANTED-—Piano tuning and ing. All wor guaranteed. Gordon, 298 Prospeet St., Ci 12,000 POSITIONS in the government servicé 'will soon be filled. Average salary 390 month. Mail clerks. car- riers. clerks in the offices at Wash- ington. Septembec examinations in Norwich, Ct. Writé for full informa- tion and free sample examinations. Franklin Institute, Dept. 36 H., Roches- ter, N Y. jv27d HELP WANTED Cooks, General Housework Girls (for the city), Hotel Help and Farm Help wanted at once. _FREE EMPLOYMENT BUREAU, i M. J. Coscoran, Supt. Central Bldg. Three girls for table work, cooks and general house girls, women for day work furnished at short notice. J. B. LUCAS, % Central Building. Room augira WANTED Boy to work in Drugi y Store Apply at Bulletin Ofiice WEAVERS WANTED Yantic Woolen Co. any addres upon receipt of 10 cents | FOR EACH in silver or stamps. Order through The Bulletin Company, Pattern Dept., Norwich, Conn. FOR BALZ. JEROME MAYER, Real Estate Broker FOR CRACKERJACK Hartford Investment Properties, augISw (803 Main St.., Hartford) Automobile Bargain 1910 Model Buick Touring Car. Al t cla shape: new tires, exira and tubes. Will be sacrificed for k cas Addresg Box 61. Wii- jy21d At Pleasant View a ten-room cottage, all furnisa- I offer ed, lot 50 by Z00; the price reasonabi:. At Quonochontang : I offer an eight-room cottage, large lot. cement wall in froni, walks. annual rental $200; price low. Sevenly-five Building Lots fronting on ocean, 50 by 130, at prices from $250 to $800. Very easy terms. investigate. cement A six-acre farm for $275 cash. Send for Wilcox’s Farm = Bulletin tchoice of 400). WILLIAM A. WILCOX, Real Estate Broker, Vo, 41 West Broad Street, Rooms 1-2, Westerly, R. L Long Distance 'Phone. jéezsa ————e LOST AND FOUND. 2 STOLEN—Red Oldtown 18-ft. canoe, from Massapeag Cove. Ten dollars r ward for return of canoe and $25 re- ward for information leading to arrest and conviction of thieves. R. B. Fuller- ton, Tel. 283-15, Norwich. sep9d —— MONEY LOANED on Diamonds. Watches, Jewelry' and Securities of any kind at the Lowest Rates of Interest. An old established firm to: deal with. . (Established 1872.} * THE COLLATERAL 1O 142 Main Stree A wich, and ton City, Conn. oxen, 8 nice milch cows. or address S. A, Dolbeare, Colchester. sepyd FOR SALE—Driving - horse, 0od driver. clever . . Bennett, Pres- 266-3, telephone. sepyd OR RENT—Sunny tenement No. 191 Broad sireet, six rooms, bath, set tubs, ete. Inquire 23 Grove St. sepdd FOR SALE—One pair five year old "Phone 236-5, FURNISHED ROOMS on first floor: use of kitchen; also bedrooms. 38 Main Street. sepgd FOR SALE 12 horsepower runabout, 1 condition. Inquire Dr. Walker, Nor- sepdd b £. ‘Windham. FOR SALE—One full leather top uggy, nearly new; one light open bug- v, nearly new. Inquire of H. W. Goff, yuth Canterbury, or Box 95, South sep2STuTh 5 FOR SALE—Good working horse, 11 ears old. No. 7 Golden St, Cit sepSd Purchase ¢ street, for hall Jewett City, SEASHORE cottage for sale, TO LET—Eight room light sunny flat, electric light, S{eam heat, good repair, best neighbo: od and best Tent for money in Norwich; also stove and new linoleum for sale for a song. Can you sing? Enquire on premises, 50 Kree- man Ave, or write A, R. Taintor, 49 Verndale St, Brookline, Mass. sepiTuThsS In the Vars block, No. 254 a very desirable modern TO REN Franklim St tenement, 7 Cail on Mr; W. M A from 10 to may6STuTh tee 10 a TO R ¢ per day, fine tene- Write for Cruttenden, ment. No. Boswell Ave. Enquire No. Estate, Crescent Beach. SeplI”SMFE'S ; 31 Willow St. sepid FOR SALE—At 210 West Town grand square -piano suitable or parlor. Address Box_32, Conn. sepTd nicely furnis privilege of bath; centrally ted. Address Box 326, Bulletin Of- 3 sepbd h b remodeled, ley to FOR SALE—At Occum, eight room ouse in first class condition. newly with % acre of land, 12 Tuit trees, good location, trol- running by the door; reason for caring selling, owner will leave town. Apply A\Il;fi. Kate Farrell. Occum, Conn. sep7 FOR SALE Hay and waite ferrets, months old. P. Curtin, Baltic. sepid Ib Robinson’s Bakery. bles for sale. FOR A NICE QUIET GAME of pocket illiards or pool at 84 Franklin St., over Also two pool ta- J. T. Fitzpatrick. sep4d a Nelson also bath ments, in house. FOR SALE—The cottage house No. 6 place, seven rooms and attic, room, all modern improve- water on every floor, also gas For other information, call t 168 West Thames St. 0. S. Wasley. sepld d h n $1.75; 500 each, a n w reason for truck. ldS('hwal'tZ Bros., FOR SALE—Two horses, one g00d river, 8 years old, one good working orse, 9 vears old, afraid of nothing; selling, bought an auto- 9-11 Water St. aug: PRINTING FOR FARMERS—250 noteheads and 6% (regular busi- ess size) envelopes, neatly printed. for 2.70.. Send for samples nd prices for any printing vou are in eed of. The Builletin Company, Nor- vich, Conn. FLYING MERKEL P Norwich, located there i selling, Capron, MOTORCYCLES. Singles and Twins. 4, 6 and 7_H. P. STEBBEINS & GEYNET, Agents. aug19d (Evenings only.) FOR SALE—An old established lumbing and tinsmith_ business in in a district where is no competition. Reason for change of business. C. 2. 117 Main St, or 15 Town St aug3dd GOOD PRINTING CHEAP—500 6% envelopes (regular business size), card rinted_in corner, $1.35; 1,000, '$1.85; 000, $5.50: 10,060, $10. 500 noteheads. 6x91%. printed. $1.35; 1,000, $2; 5,000, $6: 10,000, $11.50 letterheads, $14x11, printed, § .000. $2.70; 5,000, $9: 10,000, billlicads, printed, $1 5,000 10,000, '$12.5 .5 printed, $1. 5.000. 10,000, $10. Printing of every descrip- e 1i tion done promptly. The Bulletin A fine ’Phone 300. Send for samples. Co., Norwich. Conn. FOR SALE OR RENT 7-room cottage with all mod- rn improvements just outside city mits but on- trolley line. Plenty of E. A. PRENTICE, 86 Cliff Street. fruit. c© a o septd the city. to rent. } business district for rent. May Building, equipped, H PIGS FOR TER WHITE SALE. First class stock—all ages—one boar. Well Bred White Leghorn Cockerells, suitable for breeder Hay, Oats, Corn, Farm Utensils and Wagons are also offered by BROAD BROOK FARM, O. CUNNINGHAM, Prop'r. FOR SALE The most desirable Building Lots in Prices to suit purchaser. Several Modern Cottages for sale or Also a number of Stores in See my list of desirable properties. THOMAS H. BECKLEY, 278 Main Street. Phones 724, 368-2. MOTORCYCLES 1911 5 h. Twin Indian, fully guaranteed first class coi- ition. 1910 6 h. p. Thor TW{n. thoroughiy verhauled at factory.' Prices Iow. ‘Will sell on reasonable terms. C. V. PENDLETON, JR. 10 Broadway. 'Phone 583. w a b k 1 b e a S0 room hobse in good me 40 Sale Horseg. some of the very bBest raised in Tllinois FOR SALE For $2,500. Farm' ¢ acres oodland, never-fa ntaining acres of land, tillable, balanc: pasture and 0 cords of wood on plac~, inz supply of water, a Zondition, 2 larg cuts 30 tons of ‘hay. ! cattle, located two miles line and 8 1-2 miles froimn ar place ceps 15 he om_trolle Franklin sauare. FRANCIS D. DONOHUE, Central Building, WNorwich, Conn. . 40 HORSES Another carload just arrived, making Among these are iz and small, and they must be sold or x¢hanged as soon as possible. Come nd see them. Prices are right. ELMER R. PIERSON. aung24d Tel. 177-12. Peck’s Real Estate Agency ! i i | | | FARMS A SPECIALTY 32 Spring Streat, ~ Wiliimantic, Conn. FOR SALE The Davenport Property 253 " situated at ‘Washington St., " house of 10 rooms, steam heat, hardwood floors and electric lights throughout. Will bs soid on easy terms. . TARRANT & CO., 117 Main Street. TO RENT—Two six-room flats at 120 Broadway; all modern improvements. Apply at 122 Broadway. sepsd | flat, modern improvemen 2 anda, price $8. No. 108 North Main City. sep2d ROOMS TO RENT—Mrs. 8. G. _Comx- don, 82 McKinley Ave. jyid FURNISHED ROOMS, all modern con- venierlxggs 38 Union St. Telepnone 834 ¢. apr TO REN any village near Norw A small store, suitabie for light business, in a prosperous good chance h. for a tailor or shoemalker. Tenement with store if desired. Address L. care Bulletin. aug10d A little way_to walk with you, my . _own, " Only a little way; Then one of alone, Until Go(i'a“dly. A little way! It is.so.sweet to live _Together that I knéw ife would not have one withered rose to give & If one of us should go. And if these lips-should ever learn to smile 7 With_your héart far from mine, 'Twouldhibe joy that in a little while They would be kissed b].’; thine. —Frank ‘Stanton. LIFE'S LEDGER. Our_ sufferings we reckon o’er With skill minute and formal; The cheerful ease that fills the score We treat as -merely normal. Our list of ills, how full. how great! We mourn our lot should fall so, . I wonder do we calculate Our happiness also? | Were it not best to keep account > Of all the days if any? Perhaps the dark ones might amount To not so verv mamy. s looks are nigh as often gay As sad, or even solemn; Behold, my entry for todayv Is in the happy column. —RBoston Transcript, VIEWS AND VAPIETISS Clever Sayings 2 “He is building an immense artifi- cial mountain- on his. country astate.” “Well, I guess it comes sort of natura¥? to him to put up a bluff.”—Puck. “I believe there’s good people in alb denominations.” Mrs. Lapsling said. “but as for myself I always go to one of the orchards ox churches.”—Chica- go Tribune. Cholly—The dentist said I had large cavity that needed filling. Mabel —Did he recommend any special course TO RENT _Possession given immed ately, No. 8 Union St, second floor flat, of seven rooms, with bath and toilet. Enquire of S. A. Gilbert, 141 Main St iysld 5 LIGHT MANUFACTURING SPACE TO RENT—With or without power and steam—4,000 square feet floor space. The lightest, cleanest, ajrlest factory floor in Norwich. Apply A. A Fournier, Troy Steam Laundry Build- ing. Franklin St., cor. Chestnut Ave. je24d Balance of Season, Sea‘shore Cottages from $100 to $1,500. FRANK W. COY, 6 High Street, - Westerly, R. 1. 227 Main St., Franklin Square, Real Estate and Insurance 227 Main St, F nklin Square. RENTALS. 30 CLIFF ST. corner Elm St. upper flat’ of six rooms, with gas fixtures, closet, bath, entrance, etc. 11 ELM near Franklin square, upper flat of 7 to 8 rooms, with bath, closet, set bowl, stone set tubs, gas fixtures for both light and fuel, etc. 54 CEDAR ST., $8 per month to ac MAIN ST. Preston side, basement at low rent to respectable tenant; four rooms, closet, hot water, ete: set tubs. separate rear ottage, 7 rooms, :eptable tenant. at For other property for sale or ex- change, or to remi. consult lists at office on Franklin scuare. RENTS A number of exceptionally de- sirable rents are offerad at this time ranging in price from $5.00 to $50.00. Inquire of JAMES L. CASE, 40 Shetucket St, Norwich, Ct. We have a Fine Store To Rent in the Wauregan House Block, APPLY TO The Parker - Davanport Co. NORWICH, CONN. Cars In Stock NEW OVERLAND RUNABOUT, ONE TOURING C(AR. Two Maxwelis sold low for cash. The batance of our Top Wagons, Carriages, Concerds and Express Wag- ons at 20 per cent. off. THE M. B. RING AUTO (0. Agents for Pope-Hartford and Over. land Cars for New London County. WALL PAPERS Imported and Domestic DESIGNS AND COLORINGS UNEXCELLED. The Fanning Studios, i i 31 Willow Street - {LACE CURTAINS FURNITURE UPHOLSTERY _AMERICAN HOUSE, Farrell & Sandersor, Props. SPECIAL RATES to Theatre Troupes, Traveling Men, etc. SHETUCKET STREEP WHITNEY’S AGENCY, Livery connected of study?—Toledo Blade. “Will you be mine?” are maftried. “Yes, Blade. Stella—Before she married the novel- ist she wanted to be the heroine of his books.” Bella—Now she Wwants the royalties.”—Judge. “What cenclusion did you reach in: your discussion of votes for women? asked Mr. Meekton. “Our discussi do not aim to reach e conclusion,” was the dignified reply. “They are alway to be continued.”—Washington Star. “Let us Jook on the bright side of | things. “Nothing is ever as bad as it might be.” “You're right. Take the coats that women wear, for instance. They, too. might be made to button d«l‘)dwn the back.”—Chicago Record-Her- ald. . “How many men does he employ?” “He isn’'t an employer. He works on a salary like the rest of us.” - “That's queer. I thought he must be the boss. 1 just heard him telling another man that he hadn’t taken a vacation in 12 years.”—Detroit Free Press. A teacher had told a class of juvenile pupils that Milton, the poet, was blind. The next day she asked if any-of them could remember what Milton’s. ‘great affliction was. “Yes'm,” replied one little- fellow. “H2 ' ‘was a poet”— Christian Register. Roliingstone Nomoss—Wot’s a klep- tomania¢, Tatters? Tatterdon Torn A kleptomeaniac, Rolly, is a feller wot steals fer de love of stealin’. not be- cause he wants de stuff. Rollingstone Nomoss—Gee! - Den I must be one. I swiped a cake of soap. today.—Phila- adelphia Record. “I didn’t mind my. daughter getting engaged now and then.” “Well?” But she went and got marriad to some job- less dub she met at a summer resort. I call that ecarrying frivolity too far. —Washington Herald. - MUCH IN LITTLE A tea made of the leaves of tha laughing plant of Arabia puts the par- | faker into a hilarious humor for hour or _so. “Yes, till we “Till we are married?" then youwll be mine.”—Toledo Notwithstanding the many conjec- tures which have beem hazarded, the origin of .the game of chess is un- known, though it is certain that it ix of remote antiqui and more than probable that it first made its app2ar- ance in Asia. Of the 4,200 speciee of KEuropean flowers, 10 per cent., or 420 kinds, pos- sess an agreeable perfume. Such odory are oftenest found when thz petals of the flowers are white or the color of cream, then yellow. red. blue and violet in the order named. The Woman’s Imperial Fealth asso. ciation is the name of an organization in England, of which Dr. Mary Schar- lief is president, that runs a caravan through thie country 'so- that mothers may be taught ‘in- their own homes how to take care of their bables. The Chinese themsslwes have not taken kindly te foreign pianos, and whatever demand for pfanos may exist at Canton among the foreign popula- tion is supplied through dealers in Hong Kong. The same remark ap- plies equally to violins and other for- eign stringed instruments. The change in the opium business and other conditions have led ths col- ony of Hong Kong to financial expedi- ents the past two years which were disrsgarded heretofore. One change has been the Imposition of & duty upon wines and liquors coming into the col- ony—the only import duty lswied at present. An important plece of road eom- erucfionp has recently been entarsd upon in the completion of a missing Jink in the Fooseway, a great highway dating from Roman times and extend- ing from Lyme Regis, in Derat, through Bath, Cirencester, TLeicester and Newark to Lincoln, a total dis- tance of 215 miles. To Break Monoteny. The monotony of housewerk far more than the actual exertion it en- tails is ‘what - makes women grow weary _of their daily task. 3 An’ entire change of occupation will often proved a grateful rest to a busy housewife. When the needle drags and cach stitch represents so much cen- centrated effort, try some other work about the house. Prepare one of the dishes for dinner or luncheon, tidv up the dresser or-chiffonier drawers, laun- der some of the neckwear or pieces of fine linen you.de not care to trust in heedless hands, or, best of ah, plck up a bhook or magazine and take the strain away from the tired bodv by using the mind exclusively for half an heur. At the end of this time you will feel quite as if you had indulged in a long rest and you will return-to the needle with a st _that 'will. mean twice as much by way of accomplishment as did working in a_stite of fatigue and re- volt. * + 3 uanian Women's Socisty. . Arficles of incorparation-were: filed luesday with. the New Britain town clerk by ‘the Lithuanian Society of Sventos Onos.” The membership of the society _limited to women who are Lithuanians and-believe in the Roman Satholic religion. It is organized for benevolént “ purposes, and the incor- porators = are Kazimira Niemireni, Tzota Newuliene, Krystina Katzauskis- us musc weep and walk o=