Norwich Bulletin Newspaper, September 21, 1910, Page 12

QENERALLY FAIR TODAY . .. AND TOMORROW. P-'vaudtvnlp and mavln" picéures - at nnaevws and mution pictures at um Audito Tecumseh Tribe, No. 43, 1. O. R. M, meets in Austin Building, Somerset Lodge, No. 34, F. and A. M., meets in Masonic Templie. Polishers’ allm Buflerg ‘Union meets 1. in C. L. U. Slater Lodge, No. 509, N. E. O. P, meets in Pythian Hall. Hope Rebekah Lodge, No. 21, 1. O. O F.. meets in Odd Fel!ows Hall. ajor R. S. Griswold Command, No. . W, V., meets at Armory. ANNOUNCEMENTS Mrs. F. A. Collins will have her fall opening of pattern hats and millinery n:lweln-,! today and -tomorrow. See ady. - ¥rank A. Bill has the exclusive sale of ladies’ Patrician $3.50 and §4 shoes— a woman's shoe that's right. See the new fall -:lyles‘ THE AUDITORIUM. This week, the same as former ones, this popuia- little playbouse comes forth with a most attractive vaudeviile ®ill which from start to finish holds the closest attention of its audience. HBach act is pne of exceptional merit in its own line and brings forth well deserved aprlause. The TLaughing Horse has the audience actually roar- ing with lavghter and it is without doubt the funniest act and only one of its kind that ever played this house. ‘West and Hanry, who presen: Live and Tet Live in a most capable manner, have the house with them from the start. 'The sketch is original, interest- ing, and teaches a lesson in such a way 1hat all those who see it will never forget. It is worked up nicely, runs smoot:ly, and terminates with a strong <limax. Matrimonial Difficulties, "a pleasing offering presented by Miss Selma Von Moltke and Mr. Herbert Trank, held the audience in good hu- mor. The clever playlst is well han- dled, full of life and action and was formerly used by Henrietta Crossman and Kyrle B:llew as a curtain raiser. Afiss Von Moltke and Mr. Frank use every line to advantage in this entar- taining sketch and are meeting with success everywhere. The motion pic- tures are fine AT POLI'S. Today is the last opportunity to see the exceptionally strong vaudeville show that is heing presented at Pol the first three days this week. Wit out- any exaggeration it is acknowl- edged by all to be the best bill that has been presented at this popular playhouse this season. The manage- ment has promised a bill of equal mer- it for the last three days this week, commencing tomorrow_ Headlined on this bill are Jones & Deeley, who are seen in a comedy singing act entitled Hotel St. Reckless. TLewis & Chapin bill themselves The College Chap and the Girl and offer a clean-cut comedy act. A story of the sea is presented by Percy Waram & Co. This act is called The Boatswain's Mate. Leslie Thurston, vaudeville’s best lady xyI- ophonist. adds to the strength of this show. To complete this well balanced bill is the Camille trio in a comedy bar-act. The management has arrang- ed for a number of special nights for next week. On Tuesday evening, Sep- tember 27, the residents of Taftville will visit this theater in a body. On Wetlnesday evcning, September 28, the Odd Fellows will turn out in force and the slogan will be, Have You Been to Jericho? NOTICE On and after this date, August Ist, 1910, the use of hose for garden, lawn or street sprinkling is prohibited | until further noticzc. - The tondition at Fairview Reser- voir at this time makes this action necessary. Any person violating this order will be deprived of the use of city water. Per orer BOARD OF WATER COMMISSIONERS | sug2d Bulldmg ARE YOU THINKING THIS ? If so you should consult with me ang get prices for same. Excellent work &t reasonable prices. ! C. M. WILLIAMS, , General Contractor and Builder, 218 MAIN STREET. ‘Phone 370. OF DOING Jan17a General _Contractor Al orders recelve prompt and careful attentior. Give me a trial order. Sat. isfaction guaranteed. THOS. J. DODD, Norwich Telephone 349-2. MONEY LOANED on Diamonds, Watches, Jeweiry W | and Securities of any kind at the || Lowest Rates of Interest. An old established firm to deal with. | (Established 1872.) | THE COLLATERAL Illll\ co,, I 142 Main Street, Upstairs. Norwich, in said District, on the 23d day of September, ! . 1910, at 12 o'clock noon, and that nofice of the | pendency of said petition, and of said hn:\llng thereon, be given by the pub- tion of this order one time in some paper having a circulation in said NORWICH LINE Fare $1.00 | Bundays, at 5.15 p. . LEGAL NOTICES. NOTICE! - ‘The Selectmen and Town Clerk of the Town_of Franklin will be @t the Town- Hall SAtln'dly‘ Sept. 1910, from 9 a. m. to 5 p, to_examine the qualifica- tions and 't6 aaminister the electors’ oath to all those persons whose names appear on the list to be made’ as pre- pared by the Registrars, and are found legally qualified. , F. I. DATE, Al T. BROWNING, Selectmen. SAMUBL G. HARTSHORN. Town Clerk. Dated at Frunklin, Sept. 19, 1910. « Sep1IIMWF Republican Probate Elmentinn,' : District of Norwich, The delegates chosen by the Republi- can Elzctors of the several towns com- prising the Norwich Probate District are hereby notified to meet in the Town Hall, in the City of Norwich on Satur- day, September 24th, 1910, at 12 o’clock noon, to nominate a candidate for Judge of Probate for said District. JUSTIN HOLDEN, Chairman. sept19d v NOTICE The Selectmen and Town: Clerk will meet at the Town House on Saturday. Sept. 24th, from 9 o'clock a. m. until 5 o’clock p. m., for the purpose of making voters of any whose names may appear on the lx‘u “To be made.” E. SHEDD, V‘ T. WHITMARSH, A E. P. BARNES, Selectmen. SHEDD, Town Clerk, Sept. 19, 1910. & ¥ Preston, Conn, sep21d NOTICE TO CREDITORS. AT A COURT OF PROBATE HELD at Norwich, within and for the District of Norwich, on the 19th day of Sep- tember, A. D. P'Esent—\'hlfio\l ‘J. AYLING, Judge. Estate of Harriet Tucker, late of Norwich, in said District, deceased. Ordered, That the Administrator cite the ('redl[ors of said deceased to bring in claims against said estate within six months from this date, by posting a notice to that effect. to- gether with a copy of this order, on the signpost nearest to the place where id deceased last dwelt, and in the same Town, and by publishing the same once in a mnewspaper having a circulation in said District, and make return to _this Court. NELSON J. AYLING, Judgc The above and foregoing is a true copy of record. Attest: FANNIE C. CHURCH, Clerk NOTICE.—AIll creditors of said de- ceased are hereby notified to presert th claims against said estate to the undersigned at Norwich Town, Conn., within the time limited in the above and foregoing order. FREEMAN J. SMITH, sep21ld Administrator. T OF PROBATE HELD U by , within and for the District of Norwich, of Sep- rgoms fof Hgk]\"t' | térms per w . letin Office, - sep2id WANTED—An energeuc. rellub!e man on' the farm; work by .the year and good wages 10 a e Who can_ fill the bill, 23{; g-l Hall .. No. 3, I{oi'viich 3 - v e WANTED—Youn, an to work in store. Inquire at 10 Bfoadway. sep21d | WANTED—By a capable, experienced woman, sewing or light housework by ‘the day. Apply at this office . sep2l WES WANTED—Young lfldy stenographer, with position, wishes afternoon em- ployment. Will come to r‘our office or takeyour orders. Experienced. - Good »raterencgs Address Room. 14, Cen!ral Building. Sep21 WFS WANTED—Skein winders; - good wages; steady employment for com- petent hel Also handy young’ man, Apply at Ossawan Mills. sep21d WANTED _Raw _silk_winders and Jearners, at the A. G. Turner Co.’s Silk Mill, Willimantic, Conn, sep20d WANTED—Position . as hopfieman‘ capable of running boiler; experienced, Addresosd Box 30, care Bulletin Office. sep2 WANTED—At the Backus Hospltal working housekeeper; one wh has h'\('l institutional or hotel experif ence preferred. seplid TWANTED_A man between age 27 and 45, married man preferred, to cols lect and solicit. Permanent position and advancement to ambitious man. Refer- ences and past employment necessary. dress Box 75, Bulletin Office. _sepl8d 'ED—Someone to mAkP a rea- sonable offer for an auxiliary. catboat. ln gond condition. Inquire at 30 Thames Norwieh, Conn. sepldd WANTED—Experienced stock. and bond salesmen:. References and exberl- ence required. Address A. C. Bidwell, 72 Pine St., Buffalo. N. Y. sepl6d No. “"SILK WEAVERS AND LEAUNERS wanted. Apply at West Side Silk Mill. sepl4d WANTED—10.000 to 12.006 sq. 7t for zht manufacturing, Heat and conven- nces. With or without power. Long rerm Ifias& Address B, this offica. augd — WANTED. Farm help, general housework help, cooks and all Kinds of heip. I have on hand several laborers and one or two stationary engineers that I want to find jobs for: also a few teamsters. FREE EMPLOYMENT E H. REEV Supt. Central Building, 43 Broadway, City. WATCHMAN Wa want a man that under- stands boilers to act as waichman on Sundays and holidays. THE ULMER LEATHER CO,, 1 sept21ld Norwich, Conn. AU, PERSONAL. LADIES’ CONFINEMENT INSTITUTE —Physicians attending. Infants adopted or boarded. For particulars, write Collinswood Sanitarium, Hartford, Conn. seplid on the 19th day A. D. 1910, NELSON J. AYLING. Judge. of Frederick R. Wasley, late ich, ip said District, deceased Ophelia S. Wasley of Norwich, Conn.. appeared in Court, by counsel, and filed a petition praying. for {he reasons therein set forth, that an instrument purporting to_be the last will and tes- tament of said deceased be admitted to probate. Whereupon, it is Ordered, That said petition be heard and determined at ihe Probate Court Room in the City ol tember, vs prior to the and rict, at least two d date of said hearing. be made to_thiss Court NELSON J. AYLING. Judge. that return The above and foregoing is a true copy of record. Attest: FANNIE C. CHURCH. sepzid Clerk. TRAVELERS' DIRECTORY T0 NEW YORK | ‘The water way — way of traveling. Steamers City of Lowell and Ches- | ter W. Chapin—safe, staunch vessels | tbat have every comfort and conven- | ience for the traveler. A delightiul voyage on Long Island Sound and a superh view of the won- derful s e and waterfront of New York Steamer the comfortable leaves ew London at 11 p. m. weekdays only; due Pier foot of East 22d Street 5.45 a. m. (Mondays cheptml) and Pier 40, North River, 7a m Fare Norwich 1o New York $1.75 Write or telephone W.J. PHILLIPS, Agent, New London. Conn. augéd All Water Route NEW YORK Chelsea Line Unexcelied {relght and service dircct 'o and frem All Outside Statersoms, From Norwich Tuesdays, sassenger New York Thursdays New York Pler 22. East River, foct Rcoscvel: Street, Mondays. Wednes days. Fridays. at 5 . m. 5 "Phone cr write, for folder. P. S. Frefoht =on 'ved wntil § o @ C. A. WHITAKER, Agent may4d Fnce and Sealp Ma e, S| Manicuring. Orders taken for combings. S. T. 8. lllnlnwoon. Tol. §563-4. Broadway. e MME. TAFT, PALMIST AND GLAIRVOYANT, now located ‘at 619 Bank street, New Londong Conn. . 7 julsa ‘We mre neadquarters for NARRAGANSETT BANQUET AL®. Family trade supplied at 60c per doz, C. E. Wright. § Cove S8t. Tel. oct30a H. Jackel, sor. Market and Water Sta A compiete line of the best Ales, Leger end Wines, specially bottied for fam- t your busi- re is no m M. HOURIGAN COMPLETE . HOME FURNISHER. Funeral Director and Embalmer. LUMBER AND COAL. COAL EVERYBODY CAN'T ATTEND AN AVIATION MEET OR HEAR MR. T. ROOSEVELT SPEAK OR LISTEN TO A TALK ON CONSERVATION, But everybody does have to consider the Coal question, and just now is the time to buy the bright, shiny“Coal, be- fore the avil days come of rain and snow and freezing, E. CHAPPELL CG. Wharf and 150 Main Street. Telephones. Lumher sept2ldaw Free Burning Kinds and Lehigh ALWAYS IN STOCRK. A. D. LATHROP, Office—cor. Market and Shetucket St. TFelephone 168-13 Central oct29d CALAMITE COAL “It burns up clean.” Well Seasoned Wood C. H. HASKELL. 402 — "Phones — 489 may24d COAL and LUMBER In the beautiful valiey ot Wyoming, in Penn.. lies the beds of the finest An- thracite Coal in the world. We have secured a_supply of this €oal for this season. Try it in your coeking stove and heater. We are the agents for Rex Flintkote Roofing, one of the Lest roofings known to the trade. JOHN A. MORGAN & SON. Telephone § aprisd WALL PAPERS laie leaves a Tre | stock on hand of the above, and to move it we have made quite a reduc- Spring- larger tion.in the prices. to buy now. Also Paints, Muresco, Moldings, and a general supply of decorative mate- Tials. Painting, Paper Hanging and Decorating. P. F. MURTAGH, 92 and 94 West Mam Street. Telephone. . junlad JUST RECEIVED a new importation of White Castile Soap 10c a cake at. * DUNN'S PHAfiMAGY It is 2 good time ¥ 3 o'o;zi'; three. & Address on SQ. Bul- 0 sep2id I will buy a cottage house, in- *m n uu!l o!flcaoondusgd H. 'Phong znsu, *OR .SALE—A good' mahogany up- right paino; must be sold at once; price very low. Call No. 35 Lafayette St., Norwich. Mrs. J, A. Gager. sep2ld FOR SALE—Small cylinder stove, with pipe; just right for your hired room; perfect candition: price $2.50. No. 5 Tyler Ave., um Sturtevant Ave City. sep2ld FOR SALE—A very fine upright iano, but slightly used,. in good fam- 1. must be sold at once. Write P. care of Bulletin. sep21d FOR SALE—At a reasonable price, a blue ribbon saddle horse, with all the Zaits; very ‘handsome, clever and sound. Apply at The Bulletin Office.® _sepil TFOR SALE_Two _ bulls, Charles Parkhurst (Blacksmith), So. Canter- bury, Conn. 5 sep21ld FOR SALE—Roberts motors; special low prices for next thirty days. H. B. Porter, Agt., Bliss Place, City. sep20d FOR SALE—Pool tables, all styles and all prices; also pool table supplies. &K F‘l)ézpatri(.k Globe Pool, West Side. __sep? T FOR SALE—Household goods, furni- ture, ete.. at No, 23 Winchester St, Laurel Hill, City. Prentice Avery. sep2ed FOR SALE—A squaré piano. in good condition; also a Magee cook stove and an airtight stove. Inquire 36 Oak St. .!eplsd FOR SALE—One set of double light coach harness, heavily mounted, nickel trimmed; also lady's side saddle; both at a bargain. Address Dr. D. L. Jones, East Great Plain, Norwich, Conn, Tel. 736. sepid FOR SALE—Lot of land 50xii2 feet. more or less, on east side of Laurel Fill ave. commencing 180 feet north of Bentlev 'St. being lot No. 6 Watrous property. Apply to J. L. Lathrop & Sons. sepld ICE FOR SALE—Twcnty -two hundred tons. © quality, twelve-inch ice. in car1o26 lots. The Conscmers’ lce Com- pany, Danielson, Conn aug3bd HORSES FOR SALE—f1 East Town street. Norwich Town, Conn. aug24d $2,750.00 will “buy sawmill, gristmill, with 35 acres of water privilege, blacksmith shop, good 8-rocm house and barn, all in good order, ready for work. Ideal location, rare opportunity. E. A. PRENTICE, 86 Cliff Street. sept17d For Sale Nine acres good tillable land. three miies from square, 15 minutes’ walk from trolley: will be sold cheap. FRANCIS D. DONOHUE, sepl4d Central Building. FOR SALE 11-13 HILL STREET, TWO-FAMILY BOUSE Modern conveniences, Near Franklin Square. An exceptional offering. JAMES L. CASE, 40 Shetucket St., ' Norwich, Ct. 5. 50 ACRE FARM very pelasant location, in Town of Windham, one mile from village of Wingham Center and South Windham: two-story, ~ eight-room house, large stock barn with basement; all build- ings built only 20 years; running spring water at house and barn; a bargain; price $1,800. Send for list and views. TRYON’S AGENCY, 715 Main_St, Willimantic, Conn. sepsd FOR SALE Sturtevant Ave, No. 18. Modern dwellinfi nearly new, all improvements. In excellent neighborhoo Easy terms. Broad Street, No. 1 near Grove street; 14-room house for two or three families, with private barn. Modern improvements. At a bargain price. Maple Street, at Intersectieon of West Main, Maple ana Ann¢streets. Sub- stantial brick dwelling of 13 rooms; modern improvements, including gas fixtures. Roosevelt Ave.. No. 68, near Bleachery, Greeneville. Six room cot- tage, with large. well cultivated gar- den. HKasy terms. Low price. To Let—At 30 Cliff §t., cor. Elm St main floor flat of six rooms, closets, etc. Gas fixtures, bath, closet, ete $16 month. For all particulars of the ahove or for other property for sale or to rent, call on. Chas. E. Whitney, 227 MAIN STREET. MAKE YOUR MONEY EARN MORE THAN 4% 1 have a few shares of stock of the United Butchers’ Supply Corporation, incorporated under the laws of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts and doing a cash bu s. I believe this stock will pay dividends of more than 10 per cent. on every dollar you invest in it. The corporation owns and con- trols valuable pafents. The reason it is placing this stock on the market is to increase the factory space and pres- ent capacity. The above is practically a monopoly with no competition, In_a very short while this stock should be worth a great deal more than ts par value. It-is now selling at $10 par. ~ This is not a risk. It is a sure thing. The business has existea four years and each day has brought forth a Jarger increase in its present capacity. Stock to be delivered upon the receipt of subscriptions. For further information address EDWARD MORRISON, Attorney, 201 Devonshire St., Boston, Mass. aug30d Farms Farms Farms will buy a four-acre place, new house, abundance of fruit, situated 1% miles from busy village. Investigate. 3600 the large lot, pldce situated in the village -of Pawea- tuck, Conn. Possession given immedi- ately. Easy terms. $2750 will buy a ten-acre place situated be- tween Stonington and Westerly; brand new house of seven rooms; % mile from Stonington borough. For particulars, call or write, ' 1 have 13 farms for sale, all stocked with crops and tools, at prlcfl that will astonish you. Write at once for informatioh. Send for [V)\'H('flx's Farm Bulletin g 0 REAL ESTATE BROKER, No. 41 West Broad Si., Rooms 1 and 2. . Westerly, R. L. Telaphones 31 and 365, Transporta- tion tre: in auto. /(| seplbd- roo;ns at Laure H!lL. steam provements; two mlnhtel’ w‘t business center. Inquire F. hery, 28 Summer St, anl”«\(WS uEN'l\—Plemnt furnished rooms rrom $1 up; -permanent or t ueut. 60 Main e 20d '1'0 RENT—Newly nalnted pered ‘tenement, 176 ¥Franklin St.; per month. 1N TO RENT—Fine tenement modern conveniences, $10 m -John E. Fan. ning, No. 31 Wlllow bt sepfiw TO RENT—House .o. 242 Franklin St.; eight rooms; rent. nnd pa- 312 le. Ap- ply Dr. D. L. Jones, Gl‘elt Plain. Tel. 786. : sepl4d TO RENT—Lower tenement, four rooms. Enquire of J. Btutnrd (Buok- hinder), 108 Broadway. p9d T STORE nEN’l‘—Sultlble !or any kind of business. at 65 Franklin Street. lnqulre at Bulletin Office. aug3od RENT—Lower nat, 21 Ripley £ Ey soul! st msté © death’s disma at lasc. rssuns. mu» of my Mf : ‘mo--part, dest: hw i But !env’n ‘thy dead abode amd .uk‘ 4 Whare llte exists, a’' nobler heart and Ie thk(tbe Ao indeed well worth the Of soul-development. in this bfldtfl!o— Well worth the years of. toil's self- sacrifice, And well to shun when soulless joys tice, 1r, in_ tha'. aftermath of souls, we find Our “own ~all~prc:nlnt in a nobler + mind, Our ‘own soul, dwellln' on‘DLernity-— On its unending life, in e Then mn.y Wwe strive- portecuon to at- That aur cIlys Jloss may be our soul’s ——thhe -in October ilus. gain ne “Cronin, Nau- + «r0 WORK IS TO PRAY.” l.uze. six rooms, fiood repair, reason- nble. Inquire 40 Hobart Ave. jedd T—Bassement at 55 Franklin Stajues have to be carved, Gold has .to be mined, With hands and feet the wheat we eut We sow, and reap, and grind. REN' ltroet suitable !nr the paint, Dlumbln‘ or similar business ayl7d re at 65 l‘nnkun !r. 0 RENT—Sto Enquire at this office. ‘mar]9d TO RENT Several desirable tenements,from $4.00 to $40.00 per month. Im- quire of JAMES L. CASE, 40 Shetucket St, Norwich, Ct. ' October 1st the store now oocupied by the Thames National Bank. % J. B. LUCAS, sept16d Central Building. PLUMEING AND GASFITTING. JOHNSON & BENSON, 20 Central Avenue. SLATE ROOFING Metal Cornices and Skylights, Gutters and Conductors, and all kinds of Job- bing promptly attended to. Tel. 119. % The Vaughn Foundry Co. IRON CASTINGS ‘urnished promptly. Large stock of patterns., No. 11 to 25 Ferry Street sanzzd S. F. GIBSON Tin and Sheet ‘Metal Worker Agent for Richardson and Boynton Furnaces. 65 West Main Street, Norwich, Conn. dec7d " T, F. BURNS, Heating and Plumbing, e “92 Franklin Street. Do It Now Have that old-fashioned, unsanitary plumbing replaced by new and mod- ern open plumbing. It will repay you in the increase of health and saving of doctor’s biils. Overhauling and re. fitting thoroughly done. Let me 3 you a figure for replacing all the old plumbing with the modern kind that will keep out the sewer gas. work will be first-class and the price reasonable. J. E. TOMPKINS, 67 Ws=st Main Strest. auglisad FOR SALE. FOR SALE OR EXCHANGE. I have a good two-tenement house in town that T will sell or exchange for farm property. Call or address F. HILL, 218 Main St., over Somers Bros. aug3ld. SALE HORSES I am in the west, buying horses, and will return soon with a carload. Wait —the prices will be right. I several good horses and two cnd-hend horses at my stable; they can be bought of my foreman, Jerry Broven. ELMER R: PIERSON. Tel, 177-12. sep19d .7.Auctionéer WM. B. WILCOX........ AUCTION Will be sold at Public Auction, Tues- day, Sept. 27, 1910, at 10 o'clock a. m., at the residence of W. R. Browning, Wauwecus Hill, Bozrah, Conn., the fol- lowing described property: 20 cows (some springers), 6 heifers, 1 horse, 1 democrat wagon, 1 ton buggy, 2 har- nesses, 1 two-horse dump. 1 Kemp ma- nure spreader, 1 land roller. 1 weeder, 2 plows, 2 cultivators, 2 wagon poles. 1 stone drag, all iron work for stone puller, iron hoops for silo 15x30. 1 iron gate, 1 big hand saw. butter worker and other lot poultry, wire netting and other poultry suppl iron, wagon tires, ete.. o barrels vinega household and other things too numerous to_men- tion. - Also two farms, if not previously disposed of. If said day proves stormy, sale next fair q@\kday sep2 WIS W. R. BROWNING. Trunks Bags Suit Cases at lowegt prices. Repairing on all kinds of Trunks and Leather Goods done promptly and at reasonable prices at TEE SHETUCKET HARNESS CO. WM. C. BODE, Prop. Telephone 865-4. 283 Main Street. sept17d Olive Oil - OTTO FERRY, septléd 336 Franklin Street. in a large variety AUTOMOBILE STATION, 8. J. C 6 Otis Street. ' Automoblle ‘and Blcycle Popairing. General Ma- chin wq'k. lobbh.l. 'Phdm. Out from the Within, Cutting away the clay That clogs Within—dense, heavy Sint— We make God, more each day. Were gold Josse on the road, Could Thought the chisel spare. Sans goad or load, what would have showed God in us? Work and Prayer Wash His first “color” bare; Reveal His Presence, there. —Fllonns Folsom, in October Nauti- us, VIEWS AND ' VARIETIES Clever S-;-i;g.. ¢I dassent loan it to ye, 'cos it ain't mine, but I gwess mabe it'd be all right to rent’it to ye.”—Life. She—Will you love me just the same when I am old? He—Ah, darl- ing, ses how soon I shall prove it to you!—Judge. Geraldine—You haven't been to se» me since vou asked my father for mv hand. Gerald—No; thiz is the first time T've been able to get about.— Human Lifa. Blenham—T don’'t beiieve in a man giving his wife all he earns. Meekly ‘Why, this is the first time I knew you Wwere singie.—Chicago News. “Isn't it 1t lovely, - Madeline?” “What, Celia?” “Millinery is going to be more expensive this fall than ever Dbefore.”—Buffalo Express. Canaggy—You've quit studying We- peranto? What for? Icenoggle—I've just learned that there is no cuss wonds in-the dad-dinged language.— Chicago Tribune. Mother—Why should we make Wil- lie a dector when there are so many new doctors every year? Iather—But think of all the new ailments! —Meg- gendorfar Blaetter. Her—How do vou like my new hat? Him—Well, it's pasaable. Her—You don’t like it, then? Him—I sure do. A fellow . can't pass many of 'em.— Cleveland Leader. “But why do you talk of getting a divorce; vou just told me yoursalf that 1 make-biscuits just llke your mother vsed to make.” “That's the reason.” | —Houston Post. One day Lord Elton, passing a fam- ous beauty exclaimed, “What a lovely woman'” ~ “What an excellent judge!” was. the comment of. the lady, who overheard the remark.—Red Hen. The First Horse—Well,' there's one indignity they’'ll never put on us. The Second . Horse—What's_ that? The First Houe—'l‘heyll ever call on us to drag a stalled airship out of a soggy cloud.—Cleveland Plain Dealer. Blobbs—He " claims to be' an English lord, but-I don’t believe it. Slobbs— Why? Blobbs—Well, T've known him for nearly two weeks and he hasn’t tried to borrow any mOflPY—Phlladel— phia -Record. “Why did Mrs. Flimight insist on taking Mr. Slimmoddle for her second husband?” “Because of her supersti- tious fancy. She noticed that she nearly always won whan she met him at a bridge party and concluded he was a mascot.”—Washington Star. “Yonder is 2 beach camera fiand.” said the first bathing girl. ‘““They are disgusting, T think.” “This one is par- ticularly disgusting.” declared the sec- ond bathing girl. “After I had posed all morning for his benefit, he ate his lunch from that box."—Washington Herald. MUCH IN LITTLE The floating dock buiit at Barrow for the Brazilian government meas- ures 550 feet in length by 130 feet beam and is capahle of taking in ships of the Dreadnaught St. Paulo class. Tha British ompany which holds a concession for navigating the Tigris has adjed a fourth steamer to fits fleet: this makes 11 boats that now rly be‘ween Bagdad and the seaport at the mouth wof the The secretary of agriculture in San Paulo has purchased,a motor, car for the service of the water department and that of the rector of public works. There are n(m no less than 237 ol thesg machines m San Paulo clty.A The Banko Mercantil de Rio de Ja- reiro opened its dogn in July under the managemeant of Dr. Jono Ribairo de Oliveria e Souza, ex-president of the Fank of Brazil during Affonso Fenou's administration. Its capital is $1.000,000 gold. An American concrete-mixing out- fic has been ordered by cable for use in tha construction of an irrigation cam in the Euphrates, near Bagdad: over $33.000 worth of street piling has also hbeen ordered from the Lackawan- na Steel company. The fruit cron this year. probably will be the largest evaer known in the history of they Niagara peninsula, and Niagara district fruit will be plen- tiful the British market, as the St. Catharines Cold Storage company has arranged for a number of shipments. The Argentine educational census of May, 909, the most complete ever taken in any South American country, shows that the percentage of illiteracy among the children of school age has decreasad from 50 ver cent. in 1895 —the date of the last scholastic enum- eration—to 38 per cent. in 1908, Consul Frederic W. Goding writes that the first shipment of frozen meat from Uruguay to the United States was includad in the cargo of the steamer Vasari, leaving Montevideo on July 11, 1910. It consisted of two car- casses of mutton, with one hind and one fore quarter of .beef, and is sent out as a sample of meat grown in this republic., If the venturz is successful, it may mean further shipments. r As the Seasons Change. Apout time now to pack the “Own vour home” slogan awav In moth palls and rag Gut the ather: “Steam heat .and. janitor servie Cleveland Piain Dealer. ‘ Ungenerous Criti Roosevelt gets no credit among tics - for the ‘numerous !”eflh. has dectified.~ Col.- “Will ve loan me yer bike, Jimmie? -