Norwich Bulletin Newspaper, December 25, 1909, Page 12

SNOW OR RAIN TODAY - AND PROBABLY SUNDAY. IMPORTANT HUSINESS NEWS WHAT IS GOING ON TCRIGHT Moving Pictures and Illustrated Songy et Breed Theater. Vaudeville and Motion Pictures at Auditorium. Vaudeville and Motion Pictures at Broadway Theater. ANNOUNCEMENTS Nice oysters at Church Bros. for Christmas, Order early, Buy your rubber goods at the Rub- ber Store, where you get best quality for your money, Reduced prices will prevail on holi- dl stocks from now until New Year's Hourigan's, 62-66 Main street. BROADWAY THEATER. Sheedy’s Vaudville to Start Today. The grand inaugural of Sheedy’'s vaudeville will start today at the Broadway theater for the remainder of the season. Through Mr. Sheedy's close relation with the vaudeville situ- ation in New York and his extensive theatrical holdings it is possible for him to secure @ets of the highest order. Ha2 has exercised his resources to the limit, with the result that for the sea- son of 1910 he offers Norwich theater- goers vaudeville—such vaudeville as it has never had before for its entertain- ment. “Ye Old Home Choire” will furnish the head-line ace. Four harmonious singers in colonial costume will play a sketch, “The Congenial Visitor.” A local team of acrobats that have made a reputation in the circus world are the three Charbino brothers. These boys have just closed with the Ring- ling Brothers’ circus and offer ground tumbling, hand balancing and finish with a forty foot slide of life on a forty foot incline while doing a head balance. Yackley and Bunnell, a clever team of musicians, intermingled with com- edy, and Bernard and McAvoy, “the happy pair,” constitute the vaudeville programme. Ten new motion pictures will round out the performance, and attention ls called to the new price of admission, 10 cents to all seats. Continuous show Christmas, 1 to § and 7 to 10.30. BREED THEATER. Special Hfllldly Progr-mmo of Fea- ture Motion Pictures. For the pleasure of his patrons, Manager McNulty has secured some of the best feature pictures in the field for his Christmas programme, includ- ing special Christmas subjects. The Biograph reel for the letter rrt of the week is entitled A Cornér n Wheat, and is a stirring drama »f the ’'change, and opens with a beanti- pastoral prologue representing Mil- t's famous masterpiece, The Sow. ers, which for beauty of grouping, e: eellence of lghting and general inter- pretation, is seldom equalled, and it is doubtful if ever excelled. The great melodramatic scene in the grain ele- vator is sufficiently thrilling to. suit the taste of lovers of this sort of ple- ture, the tremendous lesson to be de- rived from it impressing everyone. The beautiful story of The Chim- ney Sweep’s Christmas is revealed in a reel of timely interest, the splen- did work of the juvenile actors being augmented by the clever French poo- dle, whose work seems almost human. Master Noonan, the childsen's fa- vorite, sings The New Born King, in choir boy’s costume, his artisti¢ ren- dition of which calls for hearcy ap- plause, making double encores neccs- sary. Christmas day, the performances in the afternoon commence at 1.30 and run continuously until 4 p. m. THE AUDITORIUM. An evenly balnnced and well ‘selected | programme is booked at the Auditori- um for the week of Dec. 2th, a show in which it would be difficult to head- line any one act, as they are all so equally divided as to merit. As comedy sketches and playlets have proven so popular the management have selected the team of Parsons and Stewart, who will present the light comedy skit “Jack and Jack.” .This act should prove very popular. A novélty instru- mental aet is that of Musical Irving, the versatile musician. Mr. Irving’s eclalty, however, is the one string lin, on which instrument he is an acknowledged master. Niblo and Ri- ley have one of the ever popular black- fact song and dance acts, Mr. Niblo being a minstrel man of high stand- | ing in the profession. A novelty act, and one of a kind that has never been sen here, s “Elverten,” the heavy- weight juggler, who tosses heavy weights around as an ordinary jug- gler would tennis balls. As an act of combined strength and dexterity, El- verten's is unsurpassed. Lilllan Morelle In high class and illustrated songs, and motion pictures complete a bill ~that ranks Al AUTOMOBILES FOR 30 FARMERS. Prosperous Saskatchewan Folks Have East-Coming ber Buy Them. Detroit, Dec. 2 J. C. Coe, a Sas- katchewan farmer, “dropped into” De- troit on Sunday and by the time he had finished his errands yesterday, he bad pudchased thirty automobiles for his farmer friends of the far north- west. He was not an agent. He had merely told his neighbors that he was going east. and they had given him their orders, accompanied by bank drafts, The deals were mostly cash and ag- {rented nearly a hundred thousand ollars. Cole paid $4,500 for his own machine. The cars were all high- grade, several being the $4,000 to $5,000 sort. INDECENT LA May Be Usad hy Drunken Man, but Not by Sober Person. Paterson, N. J., Dec. 23.—By decis- lon of the court of common pleas here today, a drunken man who utters of- fensive and indecent langaue commits no offense, whereas a sober man utter- Ing the same language is guilty of a misdemeanor. The opinion was given in the case of Willlam Champin, who was dis- charged by the court today with the comment that, though the intent of the law as It stands is obscure, its effect Is clearly ridiculous and sheuld be remedledy either by repeal or amend- ment of the statute. Wagonload of Seized Liquor Otolm from Officers. Galena, Kan., Dec. 23.—A wagonload of beer, whiskey, and other liquors, zeized in a raid on the club rooms of the Fraternal Order of Eagles, was stolen from the city jail early today by unknown persons. The liquor had been locked up and was to have been used as evidence. Elected Director. A William S. Jones of Waterb treasurer of the firm of J a l~%. Inc, has SUNDAY SUBJECTS. . J- R, Vi ill - conduct the service at the Shmflnu Arms orf Sun— | day atternoop. At Mt. c.m? B"f"“ dmnh Sun- day evening at 6.30 Mrs. R. L. Powers, ti ionary, will speak. There will be preaching at the North Main street Methodist pim-l church Sunday afternoon at 2.15, lowed by Sunday school. There will be preaching Sunday morning at the Nerwich Town Meth- odist scopal church, with a Christ- mas concert in the evening, At the\First Congregational church there will be preaching both morning and.evening by the pasfor, Rev. G. H. Ewing. His morning topic, The Uni- versal Christ. Sunday morning at the Park Congre- gational church Rev. Dr. 8. H. Howe will preach on The Christmas Message. At the vesper service the toplc is The Unwasting Youth. At the Broadway Congregational church the pasior will preach at the morning service. At 3 in the after- noon there will be a Christmas service for the Sunday school. At Trlmty Methodist Episcopal church Sunday morniig Rev. Dr. Lewellyn Pratt will preach. The even- ing service will be chiefly musical and will be presided over J. Paul Kauf- man. Rev. Albert P. Blinn_will speak at the Spiritual academy, Park street, on Sunday morning and evening. His morning subject is Prayer; evening subject, Christma ‘The Progressive Lyceum meets at o'clock. At the First Baptist church Sunday morning, Rev. W. T. Thayer will speak on the subject, The Gospel of Christmas. In the evening the ser- mon theme will phe Fragments, and there will be a munu:ll service. Rev. J. Eldred Brcwn_ yill_officiate at the services at Trinity Episcopal church, Sunday, there being Holy Communion at 9.30 a. m., morning prayer and sermon at 10.)0 a. m., and a Christmas carol service at 7 p. m. At the s-cond Congregational church Rev. Herbert J. Wyckoff of New Haven will preach Sunday morning on The Art of Giving. His evening theme is The Art of Receiving. There will be special services by the Sunday school at noon. The Unspeakable Gift of God and the Harp is the morning topic on Sunday of, Rev. W, H. Eley, D. D, pastor of the McKinley avenue A. M. E. Zion church.. The afternoon topic is The Organ and Its Father. His evening topic is The Vocal Music and the First Choruses and Singers. At Christ church the hours for the Christmas services today =re as fol- lows: Holy communion at 8 “o'clock, morning prayer, sermon and Holy Com- munjon at 10.30, and evening sprayer at 5. Tomorrow’s services are: Holy Communion at 9.20, morning pray and sermon at 10.30, and evening pray- er and sermon at 7.30. The Children’s day music will be repeated on Sunday. HOME GARMENT MAKING. .. The Bull.lln'l Pattern Service. 3132 LADIES’ PR ESS DRESS, Paris Pattern No. 3132 — Allowed. All Seams New forms of the fashionable prin- dress are being brought forward every now and then, the very latest being the design which shows a panel back and front and pointed side gores extended by a plaited flounce. The pictured model is arranged to close at the left side-front seam, and a small shawl collar i¥ provided, as in the front view, where the garment is shown made of old rose silk-finished cash- mere and trimmed with Persian braid. The portion of the waist showing above net. The pattern is cut in five sizes—f1 34 to 42 Inches, bust measure. The 36 inch bust size requires 9% yards of material 24 inches w 81, yards 27 inches wide, 614 yars hes wid rds 42 inches wide or '{&. yards 54 inches wide. As illustrated, % vyard of 18-inch tucked net and n,% vards of | braid are used. Width of lower edge in_medium size about 4 yards. Price of patt 10_cents. Order tiirough Pattern Dept. CASTORIA For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the M—_ : Signature of MISS M./C. ADLES, | Hair, Scalp and Face Specialist DISEASE AND DEATH may result ' from wearing artificial hair. The pajiers have recently chron- icled a ease of actual leprosy from this cause. That is why Miss Adles re- fuses to use any except her own direct importations of Freneh peasants’ hair, healthy and clean. If you want hi Bulletin Company, rwich, Conn. h grade werk and material call on Miss Adles. In Nor- wich week of December 27th. WAUREGAN HOUSE, Norwich New York. Bollqn. Telephone 704. the shawl collar is faced with tucked | In “The Bells of Brittany” Ryan shows that she is ,one of the daintiest of comediennes, while Frank ac.hln e 3 Al.nltomobfla muum. m Daniels l. at his funniest. Mme. Semhrlch has decided to con- tinue her concert tour during the,cxt two months, although she has not ap- peared On' the -concert stage since early in November. John Drew will not be ready to ap- pear in “Inconstant George” until De- cember 27, and therefore will not be seen in New York again until the be- ginning of his regular season next September. Edward E. Rice, in New York, has secured the Carnegie Lyceum and re- named it “The Young Folks’ Theater.” There _he will present on Christmas day a Christmas play, called “Cinder- ‘ellh and continue thereafter twice a ay. “Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm,” the dramatization of the “Rebeeca” stories, by Kate Douglas Wiggin and Char- lotte Thompson, which Klaw & Er- langer produced recently in Springfield and which will open at the Tremont theater in Boston, January 3, is the theatrical surprise of the year. George Thatcher, for many years at the head of minstrel companies and known as one of the foremost expon- ents of negro comedy, has been en- gaged by Liebler & Co. to play the part of Croup, th? negro ‘slave, in “Cameo Wirby,” in which Dustin Far- num begins his News York engagement in the Hackett theater. Following the engegement of “Ar- sene Lupin” at the Hudson theater, New York, Henry B. Harris announces that on Monday, December 27, he will present at this theater Charles Klein's newest play, “The Next of Kin” with a cast which includes Hedwig Reicher, Wallace FEddinger, Frederick Perry, Frank Sheridan, Harry Davenport, Maggie I'ielding, Anita Rothe and Ag- nes Mare. Our country’s growing better, This is no empty praise. For there is every sign that She intends to mend her weighs. Boston Transcript. They say that riches do but cloy, The woman with a bale Of coin would probably not enjoy A 29-cent sale. —Plittsburg Post. The Lapps never wash, At least let us hope There is virtue in this: That they eat lots of soap. —Kansas City Times. —_— Alone in Sawmill at Midnight, unmindful of dampness, drafts, storms or cold, W. J. Atkins worked as night watchman at Banner Springs, Tenn. Such exposure gave him a severe cold that settled on his lungs. At last he had to give up work. remedies but all failed till he used King’'s New Discovery. “After using one bottle,” he writes, “I went back to work as well as ever.” Severe colds, stubborn coughs, inflamed throats and sore lungs, hemorrhages, croup ‘and whooping cough get quick relief and prompt_cure from this glorious medi- cine. 50c and $1. Trial bottle free. Guaranteed by The Lee & Osgood Co. Rich Men’s Gifts Are Poor beside this: “I want to go on record as saying that I regard Electric Bitters as one of the greatest gifts that God has made to woman,” writes Mrs. O. Rhine- vault of Vestal Center, N. Y. “I ean never forget what it has done for me.” This glorious medicine gives a woman buoyant spirits, vigor of*body and jub- ilant health. It quickly cures nervous- ness, »sleeplessness, melancholy, head- ache, backache, fainting and dizzy spells. Soon builds up the weak, ailing and sickly. Try them. ©50c, at The Le2 & Osgood Co.'s. Foley's Honey and Tar is the best and safest cough remedy for children. At the first symptoms of a cold, give as directed and ward off danger of croup, bronchitis, sore throat, cold in the head and stuffy breathing. It brings comfort and ease to the little ones. Contains no opiates or other harmful drugs. Keep always on hand, and refuse substitutes. The Lee & Os- good Co. e e — LOST AND FOUND. LOST—Gargoyle pin, with initials H. A. M, '04, on back. Return to office and receive reward. dec25d LOST—Dec. 18th, a brown squirrel muff. Finder please return it to 331 Washington St. and receive reward. dec24 Big G The semedy for tarrh, C and Hay' "Sold by Drugaists, —=| or in plain wra orepai @ e b 4175 et on request. The Evans Chemical Co. BINCINNATY, OHIO (XN Delivered to Any Part of Norwich the Ale that 13 acknowledged to be the best on the market HANLEY’S PEERLESS. A telephone eorder will receive prompt attention. D. J. McCORMICK, 30 Franklin St may29d A. D. ALL CEREAL COFFEE onfy 10c¢ a ib. LIBRARY TEA STORE Jy24STuT —OPEN— Del-Hoff Cafe Business Men’s Lunch a specialty: Also Regular Dinner, fifty cents, i¥9d HAYES BROS. Props DR. C, R. CHAMBERLAIN He tried many [ Dr- > e R tor WANTED—Ten or twelve 'nodoho t A ly 28 Tanner Rorwion Fown. o0 0 TAfiChaa WANTED—Housekeeper; .one that can do nllln cookln:. two adults. Call or address 1. ‘West Main St., Willi- mantic, Ct. ec16d AGENTS wanted for a. class, beautifully printed and fllll ed_dol- lar-a-year woman's mag: Com- mission, fifty cents on each dnll.lr sub- scription. rite for agent’s free outfit. Americdn Home Monthly, 27 S{ml Street, New York. oct28 SEWING MACHINES, 3 machl:_ln bgueh cregl;t-rl. tvpe- writers, music xes, cal clothes wringers, docklrfil an.m of repair work; cutler: ed and gunsmithing, and nppuu for all ma- WING MACHINE HOSPIT. 100 Main . Mgr. and Expert. slot ALL KINDS OF uw bought and sold and tanned. T-xldemlut work done. Mitchel Laramie, 71' lllln St., Willimantic. WILL YOU MARRY? Send ten cents for copy of “Golden Hearts.” It's a dlndy. on 712, Springfield, L{]adll. WANTED—Raw furs. | Boston and New Yos Heebner's Harness St day. Arthur C. Bennett. WANTED—Ruptured people at onr office, 7 5 Main stre mantic. We want to show you treat rupture. Twenty years' study of e mecharical :ren.m t of rupture. ousands have been relieved and many have been entirely cured of their mup- ©If you have trouble with your or your rupture troubles you, and consult us. No charge for nmlnluon. Bend for lcrn ‘book win prices. At BP.A’. on every Thurs- novdd call Wflll- Dr. Cooke Truss Co. Rupture Specialist. ls‘nrt Dart, WantedatOnce FIRST-CLASS STRONG ENGLISH SPEAKING MEN from 25 to 45 years of age for high-grade work on auto- mobile tire building...Good wages paid while learning. \ Address Box 115, Station A, Hartford, Conn. dec23d WANTED AT ONCE Several Lathe Hands, also Screw Machine Hands to Fo to Bridgeport. Conn. Free Employment Bureau. 43 Broadway, Central Building. S. H. Reeves, Supt WANTED Good family cooks, general house girls, one colored woman cook, $5.00 per week. J. B. LUCAS, dec2d Room 32, Central Bldg. The Vaughn Foundry Co. IRON CASTINGS ‘urnished promptly. Large stock of patterns. No. 11 to 26 Ferry Street sanz3d T. F. BURNS, Heating and Plumbing, m“M92 Franklin Strest. S. F. GIBSON Tin and Sheet Metal Worker: Agent for Richardson and Boyntos Furnaces. 66 West main Street, Norwich, Conn dec7d Do It Now Have that old-fashioned, unsanitary plumbing replaced by new and mod- ern open plumbing. It will repay ‘you in the increase of health and saving of doctor’s bills, Overhauling and re. fitting thoroughly done. Let me give you a figure for replacing all the old plumbing with the modern kind that will keep out the sewer gas. The work will be first-class and the price reasonable. J. E. TOMPKINS, 67 West Main SQnfl. auglsd |/ MARSHALL'S Purchasing Agency, 164 Main Street. Here you can buy ALL KINDS of Dress Goods, Silks and Coat Linings, Etc., at prices 11¢ to 31c per yard LCWER than any “Big” Store prices. A guaranteed saving of from | 710 to 30 per cent. Agency for LeWando's French Dyers and Cleansers. With Norwich Cir. Library. Best General Contractor All orders récelve prompt and careful attentlon, Giwmnmum Sat. guaranteed. THOS. J. DODD, Norwich Norwich. Sealp Mas- -sage, Shampooing and % Orders taken for combing. MRS, T. S. UNDERWOOD, Tel.' $58-4. 51 Brondway. 3. F., CONANT. Franklla Strect. m—m Soven- lnmvmnnu on o Inny near ‘Inulnu n . Hephone iu-; oct2 !d S mbnun um‘:.'h & 1 mile to vill 3 4 miles eofty, hand u"-l-nr- »tn:; hot and cold wate 3 fim ‘sgu M'C % 5. 1ohoc tor- in New Lon- (33 ot g 'ment properties 11imas H " i d'eo!ut- on Fisher's %fl pri ’ "nfl" .hrm?':ouufl home or to trol- FOR SALE—The following real es- tate: The residence owned by William H. Tift, a photograph of the place be: ing sent on application. The three. tenement house on North Main street. Also the Methodist parsonage at Hope ville, and a small, desirable farm. Lovel( terms_will be considered. Ad- A. C. Burdick. Fire Insurance, Bnrety Bonds and Roll Estate, J?vlrdelt City, Conn. SALE HORSES I have 15 horses that I wish to sell right away. They are all acclimated and well broken and gentle. They are pot fat, but good horses. Come and see them. ELMER R. PIERSON. novisd FOR SALE A second-hand Dump Cart and a second-hand Team Wagon M. B. RING, Chestnut Streel. septsd FOR SALE 90 Shares Preferred Stock —of the— C.Il Davis & Co. 'Inc. A Quarterly Dividend at the rate of 7 per cent. has just been declared. JAMES L. CASE, 40 Shetucket St., Norwich, Conn. FOR SALE To settle an estate the property of the late Robert Breckenridge, situated at 65 amd 69 Prospect Street, consist- ing of one two-tenement house and two cottages. All rented and in fairly good repair. Apply to J. W. SEMPLE Adminis- trator, corner 8th Street and Central Avenue. \ nov3oa $450 WILL BUY a 6-acre farm, small house, some wood and fruit. Place is situ- ated 1-4 mile from a city. $250 down, balance on mortgage of 5 per cent. Send for Wilcox's Farm Bulletin. A new tract on the seashore—over 40 lots, 50 ft. frontage on ocean, 150 ft. deep. Price $250 each. Little down, balance as desired. W. A. Wil- cox, Real Estate Broker, 41 ‘West Broad St., Westerly. oct22d Rose Bowling Afie}s, LUCAS HALL, 43 Shetucket Street. octiza 3. 3. C. STONE. Prop HONE' LOANED nds, Watches, Jewelry e Btacities of any Xlnd at the Lowest Rates of ntuuL An old sstablished frm to desl with. Estabilvhed 1372} THE COLLATIRAL LOAN cCO. 142 Main Street, Upstairs. A& Fine Asseriment o! . ... MILLINERY at ifttle prices. P MRS. G. octld STANTON, SWITCHES Reduction of 20 per cent. For two weeks only I will sell the regular $2.50 Switches for $2.00 and the $2.00 Switches for $1.50. OTTO STABENOW. 17 Broadway novisd DR. D. J. SHAHAN, Physician and ‘Surgeon, 317 Main Street. Telephone 821 Hours: 120 to .30 and 5 to 9 p. m. RENT—Office block; steam heat of l'. L Hutchins, 37 -.gn-—un !fid, Bookbinder, lu Broad TO RENT—First cluss l honey block, West Maln. honey Bros." Stable, Falls Ave. usid ment of five rooms n-l.&t eight rooms on one floor; also and Inquir Btmt. TO _RENT—Store 56 Franklin ly. the Hartley buildin Apply to Hartley, or at the store. TO RENT-—Desirable front of also furnished rooms in Central ing; .l‘d.d.m heat and water. J. B. TO LET—OA Broadway, next to th Wauregan Hotel, two rooms.. suitabl for offices or dressmaker: also i same building, a I-rl- basement £oum. 26 able for busin Apply to Willia. STORE TO RENT at -uen sultable for .most : 85 Moderate rent Fran ind cr nauire e ibe, pelnt P "n"m‘? o e pain m! or similar ousiness. mayild TO RENT 11 ELM STREET—Newly renovated. centrally located. five rooms, cellar and yard; water closet. In complete order; $9 per month. CLIFF STREET, corner Elm Street. Very near Franklin square. Pleasant, sunshiny tenement, inde flent front and back doors; water closet, etc.; $11 per month, WHITNEY’S AGENGY, 227 Main St., Franklin Square. Real Estate and Insurance for other property for sale or to remt, call at office on Franklin Square. dec18d NOTICE! - To Rent. To right party, six-room flat, with modern_conveniences, on lower floor, at_33 Otis St. Inquire N.J. Ayling, 234. TO RENT New collages and (enemenis. Enquire of A. L. POTTER & CO., 18 Broadway. Jyid or telephone noviéd Paints THE PAINT OF QUALITY Looks Best! Wears Longest! Covers Most! It’s for your interest to use them. “There’s a reason.” — ASK US — CHAS. 036000 & €0, 45 and 41 Commerce Sirest, SWITCHES according to quality, for the es in hair dressing. Turban Pins, 50c up. New Spangled Evening Ornaments for the Hair. Fannie M. Gibson Snite 26, Central Bldg., "hens 505 Consult with E. Francis Baker, elec- tric needle specialist, for superfluous hair, ete. declsd WALL PAPERS Our first consignment for Fall and Spring received. Styles the Best, Prices the Lowest, Call and see them, Now _taking orders for Painting, Paper Hanging and Decornln‘. P. F. MURTAGH, Telephone. 02-94 West Main St. octl9d NORWICH DAILY LUNCH, 40 Franklin Street. TRY OUR RECULAR DINNER—cc. PECIAL SUPPERS . With Tea or Coffee~15¢. Open flm 5 A. m. to 12 p. m. E. GALY, Prop. septéd WHEN you pubiic, &".:ul"&“ ness bflorl the *.a:.".’:g.*",::“...m:. advertis- hr-h 1“-0“!” g chuumflmmiuumh n tlul. b&'mn honlul l% hmwmonmnm‘. . f:s'ifu::lqu':l i-rlod. orld, time!— wm“‘“n?.e no-. u o( death, awaits stars grow dark with AR Vast, WIM ml.‘ lana! 'l'hnulll years ." th‘n Love's great ends m served in voll n strong, —rredeflel umncn Knowles. THE LAMP OF POOR SOULS, Abovownlnty nud the ehields are stained The 'lnd hu taken his spoll, the moth his part, « Dust r dud men beneath my knees, Lord ln my heart. Lay 'l'h'o.l;.tho hand of faith upon my The priest lias prayed, the silver bell a8 rul But not for hfm, 0 unforgotten tears, He was so young! Sh.lne.'muadlhm nor let thy light T0) Into what vast dread dreams, what lonely lands, Into -;,rlm griefs hath death delivered Far from my hands? C"duta lx.o he, with half his prayers I cannot learn the level way he goes, He who:é the harvest hath remembered Sleeps with the rose. Shine, llule l.mp. fed with sweet oil of shlne lltlle’ lamp, as God's own eyes When .I-ll: rtnada "sottly down His starry And whispers “Thou art mine.” Shine, little lamp, for love hath fed thy gleam, Sleep, little soul, by God's own hands set free, Cling to H;s arms and nleep. and sleep< ’r.aflu walt shall make us ream, And dru.nln:, look_for’ —Marjorie L. C. Pl.olthdl VIEWS AND VARIETIES Clever Sayings. George—Do you think that 'm good enough for you, darling? Darling— No, George; but you're teo good for any other girl.—Illustrated Bits, “We are exactly a thousand feet above the level of the esa.” “What sea?" “The guide beok doesn't say.” —Bon Vivant. The definition of a gentleman, ‘Who shows his truly veritable worth, Is, just as near as I can fathom it “A man who has no business on this earth.” —N. Y. Sun. “A man never knows how many friends he has until he gets into poli- tiea” “True,” answered Senator Sor- ghum, “nor how few he has until he gets out of office.”—Washington Star. Little Willle—What is logic, p: Logic, my son, is your line of ar- gument in' a controversy. Little Wil- lie—And what is sophistry? Pa—Tho other fellow’s.—Chicago News. She—Don’t you think woman suf- frage would be a fine thing? He—1I know I could always persuade my wifa to vote as as I wanted by telling her 1 intended to vote the other way.— Bogton Globe. jow, your corlduct during the trial ;n;y'hlvxhcon;l‘dmh effect on the ury.” “Ah, g " responded the ultra-swell defendant. appear interested bored ?"—Kansas Ci “So you never make fun of Iwile'- hats?" “Never; I m;c that ong ago.” “What happemed?™ . “She kept on buying others just to pleass me."—Washington Star. Vicar (severely)—I was surprised and sorry, Mrs. Smith, to observe that your husband walked out of church in the middle of my sermon last Sunday. Mrs. Smith—Oh, you really must ex- cuse 'im, sir; 'es a somnambulist, and walks in his sleep, you see—~M. A. P, “Well, we will soon have to try again to look as if we meant it when tell that old lie about it being jue’ wuat we wanted.” “Yes, that wil, not be the hardest part of it. We wil soon have- to try again to look as | we believed it when that lie is told ta us.”"—Chicago Record-Herald. MUCH IN LITTLE The average yield of wood an acr of forests' was ralsed in Germany fron 123 ;‘;&lc feet in 1830 to 76 cubio fec your The three wealthiest nations: United States, 8116.000 000,000; Great Brit« ain refand, $62,200,000,0007 France, NI.I” 000,000. The subscriptions for the portrait « Grover Cleveland, to be placed in th: executive chamber at Albany, have now reached the sufficlent amount, of $1,200. Queen Maud of Norway cam ric across country at a regular breakne speed, and she is said to have beate the record of the late empress of Aus tria in the hunting fleld. Great Britaln is a heavy buyer of wo00d—$145,000,000 worth in Nor: way and Sweden supplied $4 Mofl, worth, Russia the same amount, an’ the Uhited States $21,500,000 worth. To prevent the alternation of cheiy or other valuable papers an inventive genjus has brought out an electrio apparatus which burns ti in the paper as the Inscription is writtten The railway station of Braguilt Servia, is se infested with snakes tha special precautions are taken when trains stop there to prevent the rep- tiles_from entering the com ents, An English woman coming Con« statinople was appalled to a small reptile coiled around the of hew traveling bag, The consequent searc! resulted in the severs other snakes among:'the '}