Norwich Bulletin Newspaper, August 21, 1909, Page 12

WHAT IS GOING ON' TONIGHT ot e } Moving Pictures and Illustrated Songs &t Breed Theater. Vaudeville at Rustic Theater at Lin- ecoln Park. Reque Street. * Tournament oft Rockwell ANNOUNCEMENTS ‘Plenty of good sheet music will be found on sale today at 15c per copy at The Flaut-Cadden Co.s music store. Superior to Lemomade—Horsford's Acid Phosphate added to a glass of cold water, with suger, refreshes and invig- orates. A wholesome tonic. 3 Frank A. Bill offers lower prices on summer oxfords today (Saturda;:y La- dies' $1.75 oxfords $1.23, ladies’ $2.50 and $3 oxfords $1.98, men’s $4 oxfords $2.98. Save money by attending this sale. .. Chairvoyant and Paimist. That Mr, Gordon who calls himself the world's most remarkable clairvoy- ant-and palmist can and does reveal more of a person’s life than any other medium who has ever been in Norwich ims to be proven by the fact that he is visited daily by crowds of people who. speak in the highest terms of this wonderful power. Why, he told me my name. He told me my mother's name as it was before she married. He told me things about myself that I*thought no. one.knew but myself, and similar statements are made by those who heve paid him a visit. Excursion to Newport. The last excursion of the season to |~ Newport takes place. on A Wednesday, Aug. 25, on_ special train via the Cen- tral Vermont R. R. and the elegant steamer Chester. W. Chapin. Tickets can be procured at all stations between South Londonderry, Vt., and New Lon- don. On the return the boat will leave'| Xewport at 4 p. m., arriving in New Lendon at 7 p. m., the special train léaving there at 7.10 for South Lon- donderry and intermediate stations. Newport is one of the world's famous watering places and attracts thou- samds of visitors each summer. The surf bathing is ideal, the public beach- es offering safe and -delightful places to bathe. Among the sights of the town are the magnificent villas owned by some of the weaithiest men 6f the country. It is also noted for its picturesque, natural beauties, its fine harbor for yachting, its bold cliffs and Eight Bells. The famous Brothers Byrne, the rec- egnized leaders of pantomimic comedy in this country, will give their success- ful play, the new Eight Bells, at the Broadway theater on Monday, Aug. 23. This production is entirely original and in a class that stands alone. There are Mo similar performances in this coun- try. The piece throughout savors with fAew things that have never before been resented to the public. The Brothers yrne are artists of a high standard,” excelling as pantomimists and as acro- Bats are unexcelled. - Nothing in the acrobatic line is too difficult for them, and the ease with which they accom- plish the most difficult feats is mar- velous to behold. The brothers are sufficient in themselves for a show, but wisely allow others who have claims to recognition to help in the merry- making. They have an inexhaustible fund of novelties in thesway of stage paraphernalfa in the new. Eight Bells and there is no limit to trick scenery, marvelous mechanical effects and new pantomimic tricks which keep the au- dience’s attention riveted to the stage at_all times. The carriage ride and its mishaps, the funny revolving ship, the animated statues and the John Byrne troupe of aciropats in new and novel féats are all great laugh producers and ideas that originated from the brain of ‘this clever quartette of pantomim= ists. BREED THEATER. “The Black Sheep,” Sensational Stock Market Picture. This great picture represents the story of the prodigal son, and, being appiicable to every age, one néever tires of hearing it told. 'It preaches 83 fine a sermon and tells as sweet a story of the lost son and his return @8 has ever been pictured. The won- derful stock market scene, where the two brothers meet for the first time in years, when the prodigal son corners the wheat market, causing the other brother’s entire loss of fortune, is wor- thy of a great drama. ‘The Biograph triumph, entitled The end of the Family, is one of the daintiest comedi- ettas seen here in some time, at the same time dealing with. one of the most _serious problems of the day. Wonderful gowns, exquisite. women characters, superb settings, and the most satisfying action are some of the alluring charms of this film, and.-in this pjcture become the necessary ad- juncts of the superb whole. The other fine films for this week include The Pedsant Prince, Tender Hearts, Train- ed' Falcons, a wonderful sporting pié- turg. and the ludicrous comedy, The Witeh's. Donkey. Master Harry Noonan never fails to win a big hand with his excellent songs. Last night was no excention, hé being compelled to respond to three éncores .on Wher, I Ma'rry. You, hijs concert song, I've Got to Love Some- one, going big, too. LINCOLN PARK. Vaudeviile Show Continues Free Concert Sunday. Good— Tonight will be the last paid per- formance of this week’s bill at Rustie theater in Lincoln park. Sunday aft- ernoon will come the customary free ¢oncert at 3.20, to attend which' Nor- wich patrons should take the 2.45 car from the square. “Kip” Reed, the bright blackface humorist, is a brisk and breezy. en- tertainer in “A Monkey Honeymoon.” Kelly and Adams are clever Irish sketch artists, both, especially the woman, singing well. Mavolio, the slack wire Juggler, handles balls, knives, canes and other stuff in easy, artistic fashion, and partially changes his costume while balancing on the wire. Morrow and Heins, the two-man minstrel troupe, have some jokes that are good, and a song, Don’t Be an Old Maid, Molly, by Mr. Morrow, which is better than that. The clos- ipg act, A Rube in Chinatown, by ice and Elmer, develops some very clever bar work by Frank Rice, the Veteran acrobat and comedian, and his partner, who plays the green coun-. tryman, while Rice plays the China- man. Young folks who go down to the park principally to dance get a long evening on the floor if they care to improve it all, for the last car from the city doesn’t pull out of the park station until 11.05, and the orchestra i onythe job until 11 o'clock.- A tank car of 163 barels of cotton- peed oil recently shipped from Ken- ticky for the Seacoast Canning com- Ppany Is shid to have arrived in East- port this week in good condition. This being. the first attempt to ship. oil east in other than barrel packages, the t!mem was awaited with much in- ! day morning at " the First Baptist church on The King's Workman. On account of the Willimantic camp meeting there will be no services at| Trinit) Sunday. e raprag \ At the Central Baptist church Rev. Byron U. Hatfield of Newburg, N. Y. will be the preacher at both morning ang evening services. At the Sheltering Arms Rev. H. A. Beadle and choir of the Franklm Con- gregational church will \conduct the services Sunday afternoon. At the First Congregational church Sunday morning Rev. Charles H. Rick- etts, pastor of the Greeneville Congre- gational ¢hurch, will preach. At Grace church, Yantic, Sunday at the morning service at 10.30 Charles B. Chapman will take charge. Early ser- vice and evening prayer omitted. At the ‘A. M. E. Zion church Sunday morning Rev. W. H, Eley, D. D, will preach on The Strength of the Church. His evening topic is The Holy City. Rev. D. W. Cannon will preach Sun- day morning at the Mt. Calvary Bap- tist ¢hurch on The Sufficiency of God’s 'Gdr'“d.' His evening ‘npic i= A Pure ind. Services will be held in Christ church Sunday as folloAvs: Holy Communion at 9.30, morning prayer and sermon at 10.30, evening prayer at 7.30. The rec- tor, Rev. Neilson Poe Carey, will offi- ciate, HOME GARMENT MAKING. i © The Bulletin’s Pattern Service. GIRL’S DRESS. Paris Pattern No. 2080 — All Seams Allowed. The waist portion of this serviceable s Is made with a broad tuck over oulders, which is graduated tow- the waist line and stitched its en- tire length, this tuck meeting the tuck at either side of the skirt, in the front, and giving the effect of a semi-princess dress. The skirt is attached to the waist under a marrow belt of the ma- terial, and if desired may be made with k-and short sleeves. ftern is in five sizes—6 to 14 a girl of 10 y. Price .of pattern, 10 cents Order through The Bulle Pattern Dept., Norwic Consul Edwin S. Cunningham of Durban states .that the Vryheid \Iron, Coal and, Railway company will soon install four experimental coke ovens, as there is a ready market for the product. -‘The imports of coke into British South Africa in 1908 amounted to $183,000. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the M—"‘: f Signature of > "LOST AND FOUND. LOST—Lady's pocketbook, the 19th, between Porteous & Mitchell's and_the Manhattan. Finder leave this office aug21ld at FOUND—-Sable and white Scotch lie dog. Owner can have same by pay- ing charges. Robert Sterry, Norwich Town. ME \\ for anything youn may desire in Hair X Goods—Curls, Puffs, Pompadours, Wigs, etc. Prices reason- able. Call and see me, OTTO STABENOW, Prop. aprZ4d 17 Broadway. The Norwich Kiks! & Biss G, ~Tableware, Chandeliers, Yacht Trimmings and such things Refinished. €9 to 87 Chestnut St. Norwicii, Conn: octée General Contractor All orders racelve prompt and careful attention. Give me a trial order. Sat. isfaction guaranteeG. THOS. J. DODD, Norwich Telephone 349-2. Norwich, DR. JONES, Dentist, .35 SHETUCKET ST. | Room,io ’Phone 32-3 maylid .!l-l.l:“-:“:-fl.mg" m—fl'"- in o e Yariita '© T PRt " Thi b‘"wm preach: Sun- - Methodist Episcopal church | Read and Answer Today’s Want Ads : a A |is the satisfaction of our regular patrons who unanimously declare that our system of Cleaning and Pressing is superior to any they have ever | tried before. We aim to please by giving perfect work, punctually when promised, and at reasonable charges. We never injure a garment in any way, but impart a freshness and sweetness to every article we handle. Lang’s Dye Works, Telephone. 157 Frankiin St. 6. E. HODGE, Hack. Livery, Boarding and Feed STABLES Up-to-date Equipmen and Guaranteed Satisfactory Servic:. 14 to 20 BATH STREEI. ~ (Tormerly Chapman's.) Teleybone 10. apria “1f I's Made of Rubber We Have It GO TO THE Rubber Store FOR YOUP AUTO TIRES Better eguipped than ever be- fore to handle your trade. All new goods — fully guaranteed. We carry all sizes in stock all “he time tc meet your needs. Manuafcturers' agents for Good- rich, Diamond, Fisk, G. & J. and Michelin Tires. Dealers in all ‘other makes. Buy now while the prices are Low. &Hling Rubber Co., 74-76 Maln St. Norwich. _ 162 State SL. New London Opesating 15 Stores. DONT WORRY; It Makes Wrinkles. Warry over {ll-health does yousr sealth no good, and merely causes wrinkles, that make you look older than you are. 1f you £re sick, don't worry, but go about it to make ycaurself w:". To do this we repeat the words of thousands of other formar sufferers from womai ly ills, similar to yours. when we say, % Viurn-O It ts a wonderful female remedy, as you will admit it Directions for !is use are printed In six languages with every bottle. Price $1.25 at druggists. | FRANCO-GERMAN CHEMICAL CO. Fioral Designs and Cut Flowers For All Occasions. GEDULDIG’S, Telephone 868, | 77°Cedar Street. Jy26a —DRINK THE BEST — Beadleston & Woerz Beer. THOMAS H. WILSON’S, juniga 78 Franklin Street. THERE.1s no aavertis .| minutes from. city —on :trolley, 1nig 1| 4 WANTED, 'wANm—lmmefill,eyA man - and wife, without childfen, for position in country; man for farmwork, head man; wife for general housework. .Twenty Good wages and permarrent wm‘m to right party. Address Box 80.° aug2l AGENTS—A big m maki; ortunity; the -Wm. every (New go:k'\s famous ex-police chief) b es off burglars; simple, sure, allows ventlla small. cost; send for particulars; gxclusive terri- tory. National Burglar ‘Alarm W, 23a St., New York. * augZld CLERKS AND CA post- ‘offices earn $600-$1,20 inations 'here soon. free. Washington Civil Service School Dept. 638, Washington, D. C. aug?ld wAum—mg::‘yv 1 clerks, city carriers, postoffice ks, vern- ment examinations.ing Norwich Nov, 17. Free scholarships. rite Government Civil Service Institufe, Dert. AS, Rochester, N. Y. aug21TThS S ‘WANTED—Big inducements to sales- men of ‘ability to sell Jubricating oils and greases on commissjon. -.Champion Refining Co., Cleveland, Ohio. aug7s WANTED At _the Backus Hospital, single man as orderly. aug20d ‘WANTED—Railway mail clerks. city carriers; postoffice cler] Government examinations in Norwich Nov. 17. Free scholarships. 'Write_Government Civil Service Instructors, Dept. 752, Roches- ter, N. Y. 5 augl2TThS WANTED—A barber for, country bar- ber shop. Middle aged man preferred. Ehop_partly equipped. Apply to F. E. Kies, Wauregan. = ' aug26d WANTED—Four canyassers” men or women; $10 a week and commission for six hours’ work a day; no samples to carry. Apply from 9 to 11, 2 to 4. T. early. - Exam- F:n \information Carey, 227 Main St, over Car Station. aug20d — WANTED—Man ‘amu’?d 50 to look after our business in .unoccupied terri- tory. Special inducement. ‘ermanent, C. R. Burr & Co., Nurserymen, Man- chester, Conn. ausi‘)_d_ WANPED—In Danielson, Conn., board in private family by a young lady. Address M., care Bulletin Co. aug20d AGENTS wanted éverywhere to in- troduce new household gpecialties. Ev- ery woman buys on sight. ‘Write for particulars. William ana S)Pecially Co., Washington Bridge Sta., N, Y. aug20d AGENTS—We want reliable men and women. to handle household_specialty. JExperience unnecessary. Particulars free. A. B. Greenwood Co., 605 George New Haven, Ct. - aug2l8 'ANTED—A refined American wom- an as companion and housekeeper in family of three adults. - Pleasant home to right party. Call or address Mrs. H. A. Delanoy, 276 Montauk Ave., New London, Conn. 'Phone §83-12. augldd WANTED Your sewing machines, bicycles, cash registers and baby car- riages to repair: general jobbing. Sew- ing Machine Hospital,. Breed BIdg. Tel. 242-4 or drop postal. apr20d WANTED—A girl about 17 _years of age for clerical work, Apply West side Silk Mill. augTsd WANTED Chef, $70 per month; pastry cook, $40; one heiper for cook; six family cooks; two waiters and_general ~house girls for Sertembpr 1st, 4 J. B. LUCAS, Room 32 Central Bldg. WM. F. BAILEY {Successor to A. T. Gerdner) Hack, Livery Boardifig Stable 12-14 Bath Street. HORSE CLIPPING A SPECIALTY. Telephone 883. apr2sd Rich gr poor or proud and handsome. Even you can read this Chanson, By no 1aw of luck or chances, [Every tooth you save enhances. Al your smiles and conversation. Renders joy to all relations: Don't despair when teeth are aching. Save them, all their shapes remakizg. Lite's prolonged and. health extended. Every time a tooth is mended, You will find your joy remended, Dentist T “my crown” reveals it, Every art b}l art conceals it, Nature gave all in good season, Teeth to eat with, minds to reason. Is it ner fault, yours or mine, S hall their 15ss.be mine or thine, T hou shait know in all good time. DR. R. E. BEARDSLEY * 237 Main Street, n;r!od NOTICE ‘Dr. Louise Franklin® Minen is now located in her new office,” Breed Hall, Room 1 2 % % Office hours, 1 to Telephone 660. ¢ ng _op-| EXTRA SALE—Must be sold before the first, fowr young cows, one good horse for farmer or business pur and all tools; will sell reasonable, L. instein, Uncasville, Ct., near.Oak- le, Uncasville R. F. D. augald SALE—A McCrea refrigerator, F.By 135 feat class condicion, Sold heap if taken at once. Address Butcher, care of Bulletin. aug20d e e oo FOR SALE—$325 for automobile, cat- ries four passengers, one folding seat, in excellent running order; good rea- ns for selling. For intervicw, address ox 37, Stonington, Conn, R. F. D. 1. aug2d FURS FOR SALE—I wish to sell my black lynx fur set, consistipg of a rug- maff and shawl, with heads and tails, for $15, worth 360. Address Box 30, Bulletin Office. aug20d FOR SALE CHEAP—AIll kinds of household furniture, incuding Shonin- ger piane, refrigerator, sideboard, china closet, chamber sets, etc., ail in first class condition. Inquire of the Misses Peloquin, Merchants’ Ave, Taft- ville, Conn. aug20od FOR SALE—Cheap, second-hand cov- ered wagon. Enquire of Grover & Her- rick, 4 and 6 Main St. auglsd FOR SALE—One pair team horses, harness and wagons. En%ul of Frank Brown, So. Canterbury, €t. auglid FOR SALE—Good sheep and poultry farm in Salem; also good smaller farm, suitable for poultry, without buildin, 'state no. acres required. Box 593. New London, Conn. “ jy13d HORSES FOR SALE—Henry Arnold, 812 Jackson Street. Willima: ’:&.‘1’-‘,’:" FOR SALE—Farming . tools, four glow two mowing machines, one ‘horse rake. three dump carts, one farm wagon, one cultivator, one 'fertilizer sower, one two-horse roller, one hay tedder, one one-horse lawn mower and one ht top wagon. Inguire A. A. Becllvl"th. Ax:nr.. M: shall. st. of Je29d FOR SALE—Auto buckbeard, cheap, Must sell at once, or will exchange for gower boat. Auto.has just been over- auled and & good as new. All worn our parts replaced new and has new tires.. Speed 4 to 30 miles per hour. In A No. 1 condition and will go an _where. Address “Auto,” Box 363, City. aug2(daw 3 REAL ESTATE BARGAINS, 40-acre farm, good comfortable 8- room house, 1 mile to village, 4 miles to city, $700. 4 acres, 1 mile-te city, handy to trol- ley, fineg new 8-room cottage finished in ress, hot and cold water, bath, new barn, price $3.000. ‘The best 175-acre farm in New Lon- don county for $5,000. Several good investment -properties in _city of Willimantic. Three furnisned cottages on Fisher's Island at bargain prices. If you want a farm, country home or city property, call at TRYON REAL ESTATE AGENCY, 715 Main Street, Willimantie, Conn. Jylsa » 5 Aster Blooms For Sale 25 cents per dozen. Clarencé Nor- cross, Maple St. Leave car at Maple Corner. augls BARBER SHOP FOR SALE An old established trade in good location, doing good business. Leav- ing city. No reasonable offer refused. HENRY J. GRODOTZKE. 78 West Main Street, Norwich, Conn. augl7TThS HORSES Am in the West buying another load. Anyone needing good horses at right prices will do well to wait for these. Expect to get home about the 1st of September. ELMER R. PIERSON. augl7d ; A Desirable BUILDING LOT FolQALE The lot known as No. 1, situated at the junction of Mowry and Whitting- having a ton Avenues, Greeneeville, frontage on Mowry Avenue of 1017-10 It either a dwelling or store building, and feet. is an excellent location for will be sold at a very low price. FRANCIS D. DONGHUE, CENTRAL BUILDING. FOR SALE Maxwell Runabout, second hand Model “L” M. B. mq, Chestnut Street jy31a The Preferred Stock of the ALLEN-BEEMAN CO0. pays dividends at the rate of 7 per cenl. a year. 150 SHARES FOR SALE at $100.00 per share. JAMES L. CASE, 40 Shetucket Street., Norwich, Conn. We have Fancy Native Chickens, Fowls and Lamb. - Order Here and Get the But PEOPLE’S MARKET, ‘6 Franklin St. q JUSTIN HOLDEN, Prap. DR. CHAS. B. LAMB, . VETERINARIAN Office at Hodge's ‘Stabls, Bath House, 1 Town S Telephone Street, 618-8 Augz0d .. TO RENT-—Tenement, § rooms, with storage, modern, fine location, five min- utes’ walk from square. Inquire 40 Hobart Ave. augldd radms. Mre: Congdon: 33 MeKinley Ave rs. Congdon, cKinley Ave, QUgIITTRS g Lo TO RENT—FOR SALE—A cottag. house, land enough for chicken farm; 1y _painted and papered; Otrobando Norwich Town, near Glen Woolen rent $6.50 per month. J. E. Fal ning, 31 Willow St. auglid TO RENT—A flat of six room: modern improvements. Apply Capron, Norwich Town. a TO RENT—SIix room flat, modern con- veniences, corner Laurel Hill avenue and Walnut street. C. E. K. Burnham, Salem Road. Telephone 816-3. augdd NT—Basement at 55 Frankiin uitabie for the paint, plumbing or similar business. + mayl7d TO RENT. Nine-room tenement. with bath and all .modern Iimprovements, on Laurel Hill avenue. Address F, L. HU. _HINS, aug2d 37 Shetucket St. TO RENT—Cottage house on West Pear] street of seven rooms, with mod- ern conveniences. Inquire next door or of C. 1. Rathbun, R. F. D. No. 2. aug19ThSTu FACTORY TO RENT. with option ot purchase, 140x25, three. storles and basement. Well lighted.- 309 feet from freigrt station. R. R. junction and transfer point. . Handy to New York and New England markets’ Address GEO. E. SHAW, Putnam, Cf TO RENT Store at 53 Framklin Sireetl. jy22d TO RENT New coltages and (enements. Enquire ol A. L. POTTER & CO., 18 Broadway. Jy1d WHITNEY’S AGENCY, 227 Main St.,, Franklin Square. fRleal Estate and Insurance - TO RENT. 39 UNCAS' STREET—Upper part with improvemen(s, gas fixtures, etc. Five pleasant rooms, gttic and cellar. 11 ELM STREET—Newly renovated, centrally located, five room, cellar and yard. Water closet. In complete or- der; $9 per month. WANTED. Tenements for Renting. Parties having empty tenements are invited to call and give descriptipn of same. augl3d Semi-Annual Sale FOR 15 DAYS ONLY we offer you SUITS MADE- TO-ORDER for $16. and $18. Your choice of any goeds in stock. Come selection, THE JOHNSON CO., Merchant Tailors, Chapman Bldg. 65 Broadway. today and make your Delivered to Any Part of Norwich the Ale that is acknowledged to be the best on the market HANLEY'S PEERLESS. A telephone order will receive prompt attention, . D. J. McCORMICK, 30 Franklin St. may29d Have You Noticed the Increased Travel? It's a sure sign of guod weather and fine roads. People like to get out Into the open air. We furnish the best method, and if you'll take one of our teams you'll say the same. MAHONEY BROS, Falls marl7d Avenue, MONEY LOANED on Diamon: 'liflhfi Jeowelry y kind at the and Securit! : SR nter o wl‘t‘. Lowest Ral lished firm to deal EF (Estabilshed 1873.) THE QOLLATERAL LOAN CO. 151 Maim Street, Upetairs. Wall Papers Spring season is over but we have a great variety of them still in all grades at reduced prices. Also Mouldings marked down in price. Mixed Paints, Muresco, Brushes and Decorations. P. F. MURTAGH, 92 and 94 West Main St $15.00 Buys a 17 Jewel Hamilton Watch in a 20-year Gold Filled Case. $10.00 Buys a Waltham Watch in a 20-year Gold Filled Caso. Telephone. Jyisa Also’ a full line of the New Style Signet Rings. Gold Chains, Lockets, Cuff Buttons, and a complete line of up-to-date Jewelry. - FERGUSON & CHARBONNEAY, Franklin Square. mar25d CHANGE IN ADDRESS, DR. N. GILBERT GRAY, formerly at Hi s Stable, is now lo- cated in rear of Tel. 574. | “Yes, and it takes an‘artist to go with« " the les. rea’ airt | s the that the clear ¥pi last infirmity of noble mind— o w:;-.ulflhh and live labo But th&fl.‘r guerdon when we hope to And think to burst out Into sudden | Comes the hlln& Fury with the ab-' And slits the thin-spun life. “But net praise.’ i Phoebus replied, and touch'd my trem. bling ears “Fame is no plant that grows on mortal soil, Nor in the glistening foil Set off to the world, not in broad ru- mor But lives and spreads aloft by those pure eyes Ard pforuc( witness of all-judging i / tly on each deed, ven, expect thy —John Milton, “ REGRET. When hl drememher something which I As he pronounces Of so much fame in meed." ad, But which is gone, and I must &0 without, lomfllaneu wonder how I ean be &la Even in cowslip time when hedges sprout, me sad to think or {ll—but/ It ma t My dl{l will not be better days, should forget. ’ When I remember something promised me, But which I never had, nor can have ow. Beclure the promli In countries thal T We no.more see accord a mortal Yow When ltrrmember this, T mourn—but ye My happier days are fiot the days when forget. —Jean Ingelow SOME HEART RESPONDS. O weary hearts! O slumbering eyes! O drooping souls, whose destinies Are fraught with fear and pain, Ye shall be loved again! No one is so accursed by fate, No one so utterly desolate But some heart, though unknown, Responds unto his own. Responds—as if with unseen wings An angel touched its quivaring strings; And whispers, in its so ‘“Where it thou stay o long*™ —“Endymion,” by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow. VIEWS AND VARIETIES Clever Sayings “It takes an artist to cut hair” out a hair cut."—Cleveland Leader. “You little hound!" snapped the multi-milllonaire’s vixenish wife. “Oh, well, he sald, yawning drearily. “T suppose everybody knows I lead a dog’s life."—Chicago Tribune. “You may take the witness stand, madam,” said the lawyer. “Where is the stand, sir?’ demanded the austere matron, adjusting her eye-glasses. “T see nothing but a chair.”—Washington Star. Juige—That lady declares that u hugged her at the baseball game. 'Fl:- Accuscd—Cculdn't help it fid.e. She was sitting next me when one or our boys swatted a homer over the left fleld fence'—Fuek. “That wealthy old fellow is a queer chapy” “How 807" 7 “Never claims~ he was happler when he was poor. Always says he's happier now.” —Kan- sas_City Journal. i Passerby—Here, boy, your dog has bitten me on the ankie. Dog Owner— Weil, that's as high as he could reach. You couldn’t expect a little pup like him to bite your neck, would yer?— Pearson's Weekly. Elsie—Why is Clara always so short of money? Didn’t her father leave her a lot? Madge—Yés; but you see she's not to get it till she's 30, and she'll never own up to that.—Boston Trane- eript. Weary Walker—What! Don't look like a sallor? Why, 'Ive been follow- ing the sea for 30 years. Farmer Hay- crop—Well, you keep following it for 30 more, and perhaps you'll catch up with it. —Life. “Have you heard the name of the latest gown from Paris? “No, what is?' “The ‘nothing-nothing.’ “Aw, that's too thin!' “Thats what press dispatches say Houston Post, that a man's signature is oy true. al'ly on a check. That shows whethér he has money in the bank or is merely an ordinary thiet.” — Cleveland Plain Dealer. The Caller—I called in answer to yer ad. fer a first class cook, Mum. The Lady (eagerly)—And you want the position? The Caller—Not at prisin Mum, There three other parties ahead iv yez, but I'll accipt a three menths’ option on the job myidout any consideration.—Puck. MOCH IN LITTLE Strest car fares in Bordeaux, France, are less than two cents ‘® ride, and working people pay only hsif that be. tween 5 and 6 in the merning and & to 7 at night. Ty A consular report calls attention to the fact that the exports of auu‘:: from Germany to the United St were valued at $130,000 in 1908, as against $136,000 in 1907. The largest known species of orchids grows in Ceylon. The leaves measurs up to ten feet in length, and a single plant will have as many as 3,000 blos~ soms in one year. Consul Louis Hostetter, of Hermosttio notes corsiderable real estate activity in the Mexican state of Sonors, where several American companies are devel- oping latrge plantation: To “hear ‘the bell” a phrase de- rived from the custom of giving a bell as the prize at running matches In England. A little golden bell was given at York, England, a reward of vies tory in 1607. The gradual withdrawal from elre culation in Korea of copper cash, whose value is one-fifth of a sen (Japaness), or one-tenth American cent, is - ed by Consul General Thomu"m- mons of Seoul. Consul General R, E. Mansfield gives a description of the electric cars that are now used in Zurich for street sprinkling. They are operated on the trolley lines and have proved very economical in that Swiss city. P Next year's international exhibition in Brussels is to hi ‘A& very uncom mon feature. It is to give an ocular display of the misery and pd®= erty In which the Belglan m- works | ers exist, with & W 10 b needs under public notipe. *° ~ —-v—yav » N 'r-,mu:-.inm. a. substit gfn':.- prepared by applylng a i to finely meshed jron wire fabric. ~The varnigh consists K lingeed oil *in hanging wire fa ped up to as many