The Nonpartisan Leader Newspaper, October 3, 1921, Page 10

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Joplin, Mont. 4 % * * MOVIE INSURANCE Theater men who purchase films for exhibition will hereafter be-protected by a clause in the contract under which they will be reimbursed if any of the actors held booze parties or commit other immoralities which make it impossible to show the films. If it also could be arranged so that movie fans, when they buy tickets, would be protected by a guarantee of a return of their money when film stars subsequently get into scandals, many theater patrons would feel less keenly the ridiculous position they are in when an actor they have mide a hero proves a moral pervert. £ % % A physician is quoted by the press as saying that the fewer clothes a person wears, the higher his or her body temperature. Probably due to blushing, in the case of some women. > * k% HAD HIM SPOTTED A college student, confusing Senator Lodge with Sir Oliver Lodge, the emi- nent British spiritualist, said in an examination paper that Senator Lodge was “a believer in materialization of ghosts.” But since the senator is- helping to revive the pre-Wilson pro- tective tariff the description is not far wrong at that. * * * “Patriotism,” said the cynic, “is an exaggerated idea of the im- - portance of boundary lines.” Ik * * * - “Gentlemen of the jury, your verdict should brand the man at the end of this cane as a rascal,” said the lawyer as he peinted said cane at the defend- ant. ““Which end?” interrupted the de- fendant. ] * ok % NOT COURT’S BUSINESS “You're out .of order,” said the judge to the prisoner, as he rapped on the table. 3 e “Maybe I is outa order, yo’ honor,” said the colored culprit, “but dat’s a mattah fo’ my doctah to ’tend to.” %* * * ~ DISTANCES “How close do you live to town?” a farmer oina new rural telgphone line was asked. - “Oh,” was the reply, “10 minutes by Ford, 20 minutes by buggy, 40 min- utes by foot, and an hour by tele- phone.” X WAR MADNESS Editor Nonpartisan Leader: How many campaign promises of congress- men _to the common people of this great nation are heing fulfilled? This last war was a “war to end wars for- ever,” a war for “democracy”—and what is the result? Five hundred mil- lion dollars to our navy and about that much more to our army. About $10 to every man, woman and child in this country, $500,000,000 to the rail- roads for this year and $600,000,000 more for 1922. Our secretary of the navy says we want a navy second to none. That means we must run a race with Great Britian for armament with Europe bankrupt, our people suffering with the heaviest tax burden in Amer- ican history and 5,000,000 of people out of work and not a single penny for relief of the suffering masses. Such is the program of our great legisla- tors, the people’s ‘servants. Dear people, preparedness and ar- mament do not end war. That has been demonstrated. If you want to put an end to all wars you must do it yourself. Don’t look to our steel ar- mor kings or power kings or packing kings or railroad kings for relief, but look into your own mirror for a friend to save this world for democracy. FRANK CHRISTIANSEN. Meadow Grove, Neb. FROM WASHINGTON Editor Nonpartisan Leader: Our market is 3,000 miles away, with a prohibitive freight rate between, sub- Jjecting us to a local market, and every- body knows just what that means. Thank the good Lord that we still have the use of our ballot, and unless the signs of the times change very materially we will be heard from over here. We should have elected our ticket last year, but the laboring man gambled and lost. The lesson he learned last year may keep him in line two years hence, and if it does there is nothing to prevent a third party from sweeping the state. The farmers of this state, I think, will stick and here is hoping that we win. JOSEPH FRETZ. Bellingham, Wash. Don’t wait for League organizer. Renew your Leader sub now. NEW FRESH STOCK Size Non-Skid Inner Tube 30x: $ 7.45 $1.26 8.75 1.50 10.76 1.50 11.95 1.95 13.95 1.95 14.76 1.95 a Final Slash in Premier Tires ' ity 15 theifinal oat o Prater prices, so that we can clear our shelves for 1922 stock. Every tire in this sale is 1921 manufac- ture and carries our regular written guarantee for 7,500 miles. No War Tax Charged in this Sale EQUITY TIRE COMPANY 1212 Hennepin Avenue, Minneapolis, Minn. ADVERTISEMENTS Hearing Is Believing Though nearly 500,000 who are hard of hear-~ ing are now enthusiastic users of the Acous- ticon, because it has enabled them to hear clearly, this is not conclusive proof that it make you hear. But it should be en- couraging enough to warrant your giving the 1921 ACOUSTICON 10 Days FREE TRIAL No Deposit—No Expense All you need do is to say that you will try the Acousticon. The test in your own home, amid familiar surroundings, will cost noth- ing, for we even pay delivery charges. Warning’! 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