The Nonpartisan Leader Newspaper, March 7, 1921, Page 2

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Y * * * “Little Sunshine” used to be a popular term of endearment. Now “Little Moonshine” has higher honors. * * * AN OBJECT LESSON Congressional committee investi- gating extravagance of the govern- ment pays its own lawyer $20,000 a year. The committee ought to have some first-hand information by this time. * * - * Man in Chicago said to be in- toxicated by music. Probably the moonshine sonata. * * * The children were bragging about their respective possessions. “I've got a spoon that says ‘From Mama.’” “Well, I've got one that says ‘From Papa.’” “That’s nothing; I've got one that says ‘From Hotel St. Paul.’” * * * It is more blessed to give than to receive—advice, criticism and castor oil. News Item: The mule and horse are gone, of course, and next in line’s the cow. MR. FORD’S HENRIETTA COW Henry Ford says cows should be abolished and milk produéed more economically by mechanical means. OH, MR. FORD! Oh, Mr. Ford! What are you up to now? You furnished us a jitney bus (we named it Hunka Tin) and Dobbin’s stall is all too small to keep the critter in; then Edsel, too, had some- thing new, a youthful-looking tractor, HEADLINES IN ANTI-LEAGUE . : NEWSPAPERS November, 1920—NONPARTISAN LEAGUE IS DEAD. : December, 1920—TOWNLEY AB-' DICATES AS HEAD OF LEAGUE. January, 1921— TOWNLEY DE- THRONED AS HEAD OF LEAGUE. February, 1921. — TOWNLEY FORCES LEAGUE TO REPUDIATE PROGRAM. Considering that the League is dead and that Mr. Townley has both. given it up and been kicked out, we wonder, in our childlike simplicity, how that last statement can be true. We also wonder what the next head- line in this series will be. * * * Some people have criminal tendencies from birth, the pro- fessors say, and others get into politics by accident. * * * A farmer starting home with a new tin lizzie went all right for a couple of miles and then it stopped. The banker was spinning by in his new ’steen- cylinder road burner when the farmer stopped him. “What do you know about this kind of a car?” the farmer asked, pointing to his jitney bus. “Nothing but a couple of funny stories,” the banker replied, as he slipped into high again. * * * The Ford automobile factory has been shut down for some time but the production of Ford stories still goes on. * * - WHY THE CHOIR RESIGNED The minister announced: “Provi- dence having seen fit to afflict all our choir with bad colds, making it impos- sible for them to sing, let us: all join in singing ‘Praise God From Whom All Blessings Flow.’” * * * Astrologer says the position- of the planets had something to do with the crime wave. Our idea was that the moonshine was also partly responsible. so he-haw, Claude and she-haw Maude no longer are a factor; and now you say that soon you may some new machinery make, and we must let our Jersey pet be butchered up for steak. . Oh, Mr. Ford! Oh, Mr. Ford! 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