The Nonpartisan Leader Newspaper, December 27, 1920, Page 14

{ \ i | S S S YIRS R et ite ADVERTISEMENTS AUTO & TRACTOR BUSINESS "IN SIX TO EIGHT WEEKS UP TO $500 A MONTH [ L orcoem, .ER Automobile, airplane and tractor mechanics, vulcanizers, acetyleno welders needed everywhere, We tea you can make the the biggest pay. .you to be an expert so that st kind of money., Our graduates command % 10n. We are the only automobile and tractor echool north of Missourt, * which was approved and employed by the Y. s. government war department for’ training soldier auto mechani FREE Send You can learn attucuve well-paying for our ‘business in a school that has com- free 100~ psgo plete equipment, every eattle, Spokane and Vancouver. The [ mlly._ Wflw for it wda.v largest trade school system in America, - Day and evening classes. Modern Auto & Tractor Schools, Inc. Dept. K, 2512 University Ave. (Midway), St. Paui, Mlnn. “WANTED” 500 people to prepare for positions in banks, wholesale and railroad. offices, in law and real estate offices. Also as auto and tractor experts. Posi- Board and room $4.50 to $6.00 per tions in garages and machine shops. | wee! dress CROOKSTON COLLEGE J. C. SATHRE Crookstor, Minn. us name and number and we REPAIRS ErAifmm=w STOVES 17 8. Third St., U. S. STOVE REPAIR COMPANY, Minneapolis, Minn. For All Furnaces and 'Here Is The Offer That Broke @3 The Shoe Trust Market! ¢ BOTH PAIRS for Price of ONE , ‘This Work Shoe—Tan, soft toe, flexible up- pers, guaranteed double-strength, acid proof, water proof, well-sewed genuine U. S. © Army last for $2.34. A4 Sounds impossible, and F@ yet we do it, and you fg don’t send one cent to prove it. ‘Thousands buying daily. ress Shoe, gem.une calf, gun metal finis HesnegRRR St ehhied sy Dress Shoes P34 oo e T s | e cost - ‘whic. ess n Ol 'y '-—Dresssxme,youwmm% th pairs at once. finish, “T'his shoe 13 Don’tSend One Cent—Not One Penny . andmmely our &oetmnn s1.ss us postage fee, when the comes. g Bee em and try fi on. Andlft not sat~ e wm at once refund your money, including our price $2.34. Nowsold onlyunder this $7.98 ofier. $ poemg 8103'3 double 33!‘ We Positively Cannot Sell EitherPair Separately. You can order different sizes if you w:sh. THE BROTHERS-LAW CO., Dept. 49, 326 S. Market St., CHICAGO, ILL. “I’'m agin’ the League. wants to take all the farmers’ land ‘away from them.” “That so ?” said the Leaguer. “What does the League want with the farm- _ers’ land—what is' the League going : to do with it when it takes it away?” The hard-shell was stumped. The Leaguer tried to help him out. if the League is going to ° take all the farmers’ land away from them, maybe the League is going to divide it up among its members.” “Yes, “They’re ‘going to confiscate all the land and give it'to the Leaguers.” “Well,” said the Leaguer, “if you believe that is.the case, why don’t you join the League, keep your land and get your share of the land of farmers foolish enough not to join?” “Well, BROTHERS-LAW COMPANY HENN Dept. 49, 326 S. Market St., Chicago, IIL £ Gentlemen:—I accept your double bargiin offer of the twp"pair of T e e L B e Cut and Dried SAVING HIS FARM A hard-shelled farmer who believed all he read in the newspapers, was asked by his neighbor, a Leaguer, why he didn’t join the farmers’ organiza- The League that's it,” said the H.-S. * * * The.anti-League editor of the Osakis (Minn.) Review says the farmers’ pro- gram is enough to make a horse laugh. ‘What it seems to have done, however, is to make an ass bray. » . « I will examine the shoes and if. State .« Work Shoe Bize.........i...... Send them to me parcel post. I will pay the Post- IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!III factory in every way I will return them to you and you will at once refund to me the amount I paid (plus postage fee). eessésenesisreresnsass man- $7.98, plus postage,” on-arrival. £ e 2 E sy u ] ey s L] ] a8 g B L3 W Sfix 13 5 im = SES % (3] ] Illlll..lll.l.l. TWO MONTHS OF SPECIAL WITH WALTER THOMAS IN SUNNY CALIFORNIA DO YOCU WISH To understand the farmers’ movement, the labor movement and the co-operative societies ? To know those things in history, in economics and | may be called - in political science which the schools do not teach and which big business would have suppressed? To know the history of the useful workers, their organization, their management, their relations to the soil, to transportation, to markets, to banks and cred- who hear you? ers and all other workers are to achieve:the mastery they depend for their existence? consumers ? be rewntten before they are adop in California. never fail you? the year round. ADDRESS Mention' the Leader When ‘Writing Advertisers PAGE FOURTEEN Or Correspondence Courses at Your Own Home * To have always a great fund of fresh, interesting and important information on whatever subject you on to discuss? To have.system and order in your speeches so that you will start somewhere and go somewhere with those To get at the real thing in organization and in its ; and to understand the process by which the farm- salesmanshlp, as well as in.public speech To be at. your be;;t when on your feet and before a of the world they live in, of the industries in which | crowd? to speak without notes and never forget? to “ they are employed, and of the markets upon which | know how to organize an office? direct agents? con- duct a campaign ? prepare & law which the people can To understand the industrial evolution which has [understand and which the courts can neither misun- made the farmer and all other workers so powerful as producers and so. helpless as | derstand rior hold to be unconstitutional? Then write at once for particulars of the school To write committee reports, resolutions or party platforms which will not need to | now conducted by Walter Thomas Mills at his home 7 An eight weeks’ Training School ses- To be heard distinctly by the largest crowds and with a throat of steel that will | sion twice each year and Correspondence Courses all THE SCHO0L 0F SOCIAL SERVICE, Route 1, Box 15, Berl(eley, Cal. STUDY MILLS ' determined as follows: quotations for “Twin,” “Daisy” and - PRICE-FIXING The price paid by Twin Cities dairies to farmers for 100 pounds of milk is The average “Young: America” cheeses at Ply- mouth, Wis., are multiphed by 10 and added to the average price of 92 score butter at New York multiplied by 53%; the sum is divided by two and an “ar- bitrary differential” is added, ranging from 50 cents in May to 95 cents_in October. Why doesn’t the chamber of com- merce adopt some scientific plan like this for fixing the pnce will pay farmers for wheat. Here is our sug- gestion: Take the cost of produc- tion, subtract the cost of a barrel of squirrel whisky at' Omaha, Neb., di- vide by the difference between the longitude at Minot, N. D., and the ‘horsepower of a Ford, model 1917, de- duct the number in 'the case of your watch and if there is anything left, offer the farmer 45 per cent of it. LATER—We showed this sugges- ation to a grain broker. He became JOHN BAER SAYS: “They even call Governor Frazier of North Dakota a ‘long-haired Bolshevik.” ” “Why,” he said, “there’s no advantage to anybody in making a suggestion like that. That's just the way we fix prices now.” g % * a* highly indignant. The man who invented near beer Wwas a poor ]udge of dxstance. The man thh a sorrowful counte- nance was smoking- the first of a box: of cigars his wife had' given him. “Now,” he said, “I know why they have Tha.nksgiving before Christmas instead of afterwa: s S e Now that there is no more Wrangel in Russia they ought to have peace. * * * “Got a hackmg cough and a head- ache? Well, I've a little wood you could hack and it might cure your headache.” “Much obliged, mum, but my head- ‘ache ain’t of the splitting variety.” 2 * * * Wood alcohol and wooden cof- fins seem to go together. * * * It is quite a feather in the cap of the Irish that O’Bregon is presxdent of Mexico and O'Hara premier of Japan. To say nothing of O’Henry, the noted writer of short stories. @ ¢ E - - (R