The Nonpartisan Leader Newspaper, March 15, 1920, Page 2

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The Drico Silo Camlog ‘and Plan Sheet give the complete details of the unusual Drico proposition. They are free— page after page about silo con- struction and silo values, de- tails about freeze proof and storm proof features, letters from successful Drico users, from instructors at prominent agricultural schools, pictures of Drico silos that have made rec- ords in storms and hard serv- ice, ete. o Advantages of Drico_ con- f struction and the unusual plan g for selling and economical de- B ivery to your farm, are advan- tages to you nnd gayings_when you buy— Drico Silo Patentod Fixtures from us complete. sflu Lumber from your local lumber dealer. Write DRICO SILO CO. *0 Witson st. N. E Minneapolis, Mlnn Mention the Leader When Writing Advertisers Cut and Dried The supreme court says the steel trust is a good trust. And we had always thought that good trusts were like good Indians. * %k * Palmer has announced his candida- cy for president. Palmer, you may re- member, is the lad who reduced the high cost of living and put all the profiteers in jail. * * % A bold Tennessee mountaineer Just tried his first sip of near-bee He spat and he cussed, And he growled with dxsgust: “Now who in the —— called that ‘near’?” * % % Now is the time for some good man to invent a nonskid cabinet job or for Burleson to get his patented. * *® * THINGS ARE RAPIDLY: RE- TURNING TO THE PRE-WAR STATUS. THE PRESIDENT IS WRITING NOTES AGAIN. * * * A fool and his money are soon part- ed. And a profiteer arid our money are soon bosom friends. £ %% Figures don’t lie. But some- times when we look at our bank account we wish they did. * *® * MOTOR GOOSE Goosey-goosey gander, whither shall I wander, To the right or to the left or take the road out yonder? Y | You’re the seventh one I've asked and each gave good advice, But just the same I never got the same directions twice. * £ 3 * The supreme court has decided that the producer can’t fix the selling price of his product after it has left his hands. Were they afraid the farmers might try? * % It used to be that two could live as cheaply as one. Now one can live as expensively as two. £ % % An optimist is a man who drinks bootleg whisky and hopes it isn’t wood alcohol. The packers deny they were trying to control the food market. Who expected them to admit it? * ok % : If the distinguished service cross is to be awarded for bravery, why not, in these days of high prices, go down the list of marriage licenses and award one to every bridegroom? * * & With the cost of street car rides going up as it is, the old saying, “None but the brave de- serve the fair,” ought to be changed to “None but the wealthy” have got the fare.” * % % The Hoover club- of Minnesota is protesting because Gus Lindquist doesn’t want any one but Wood’s name on the Republican presidential pri- mary ballot. If Gus had the arrang- ing of the gubernatorial primary bal- lot no doubt he would restrict the choice to John A. A. Burnquist, J. A. A. Burnquist and “the Axident.” o e Some men, they run for office On what they did. Not Wood— He runs, it seems, on what he Would have; if he could. * * * _DO YOU IMAGINE ANY ONE WOULD HAVE MADE MUCH "OF .A FUSS OVER YOUNG TEDDY .IF HE HAD BEEN CHRISTENED JOHN SMITH? * * * Dear Editor: We see you found Langur in the dictionary among the other monkeys. Did you find any trace of Kositzky ? No, we looked among the pictures and thought we had located him but when we came to read the line under~ neath it said “wart hog.” « % 2 Scientists say there is not a drop of moisture on the moon. So the airship service to Cuba probably will continue to be the most popular. Z + % % With Jack Johnson, Jess Willard and Jack Dempsey all facing charges of having been ‘“slackers” we prob- ably will have to revise our definition of a fighter. SABOTAGE says no man’s a radical if he amounts to much. Mike MR. MIKE McCLUSKEY is agin the reds and such, McCluskey says he knows exactly what’s their dodge; Mike MecCluskey says they’re out committing sabotage. (Mike McCluskey’s rich and so we listen to his views; Mike got many millions making rotten army shoes.) Festus Jimson says he thinks the government should hang all these doggone radicals what are not worth a dang. Festus says these men don’t want to get a living wage. tus says they would commit what he calls sabot-age. Fes- (Fes- tus Jimson’s- runmng stores all scattered round this land, and.got his pile by mixing up some sugar with his sand.) Peter Tophet quite agrees with all that’s here been said; Peter’s mighty bitter when he talks against a “red.” Peter says it’s just as plain as if they wore a badge; he declares they’re always up to doing sabotage. (Peter owns a clothing store and Peter Tophet rose by getting all-wool prices for shoddy, worthless clothes.) Now, of course, we couldn’t think of calling Mike a “red” : Festus, he and Peter look upon-that word with dread. Neither could we rightly this accusation lodge—that any of this trio “could think of sabotage. 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