The Nonpartisan Leader Newspaper, March 8, 1920, Page 2

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GAYLORD, 537 Dearborn ag, Chest of Silverware, Dinner Set and Cash Mention the Leader When' Writing Advertisers e ” a penny or do any hard work. Just an opportus ou don’t put up a penny v igggtha he quicker e with vour name and ad- s Dept. 24, CHICAGO, ILL. PAGE TWO The good old dictionary is some- times just as useful as “Who’s Who.” Here are the results of two of our in- vestigations: Palmer—A religious faker; a wood louse. : Langur—A dark-haired monkey, es- pecially noted for its ability to leap from place to place and for its noisi- ness. * * * The whisky war up in northérm Michigan seems to argue a “pow’- ful kick.” ¥k * The Sims-Daniels debate seems to have churned up about as-much mud as a Mississippi sidewheeler on a sandbar. e * : * * T THEY MAY DEPORT THE “REDS” BUT RED TAPE WILL STAY WITH US. * * * It costs the government $50,000,000 to keep dry. But the price of rubbers . still goes up. AT MOTOR GOOSE There was a crooked man and he drove a crooked mile, "And he ran into a fencepost and they scraped him off the pile. * * *® Senator Penrose says only a “good Republican” can be nominated for the presidency at Chicago. .But who knows one? : NPEE TS ; ' When women get to throwing their hats in the ring, they’ll make sure it isn’t a last year’s model. : e Looks like they ought to give dis- tinguished service medals to men who can hold down cabinet jobs for a speci- fied length of time. * * * NATURALLY; IN THESE TIMES, A STILL HAS TO BE - ON THE QUIET. * * It will be time pretty soon to move the cellar stock into the coal bin so you can reach the lawn mower. * * *® -~ There are a lot of receptive can- didates and about as many de- ceptive platforms. . e In the interests of economy, con- gress has passed back the railroads, vhich will mean a half billion dollars boost in freight rates. & : * *® A tippler who lived in New York, ‘While attempting to pull out a cork, : Said, “My wife, this just pays her. For nicking my razor, Now I've busted her best pickle fork.” An organization has been formed to distribute copies of the Constitution of the United States. We are anxious- ly awaiting our copy to see if the free speech clause is still in it. . * ko President Wilson wanted to keep the world safe for democ- racy. And now- comes Governor Edwards of New Jersey whe - wants to keep the Democracy safe for the distilleries, * * * il YES, YES; GO ON “Ouija” is composed of the French “ouni” and the German “ja,” both mean- ing “yes.” Who says the war isn’t - over? * * *® Doctors may disagree, but there seems to be a surprising uniform- ity in the lay belief that whisky will cure influenza. £ % % There’s one thing that can be said in favor of running for president. It certainly keeps one out in the open air. * % % “What did the candidate speak about?” “Oh, about two hours and a half.” : * * & “Where are. you going, my pretty maid ?” ! “I'm going to vote, kind sir,” she said. “And will you, perhaps, give a vote . tome?” ~ “Well, that’s for you to find out,” said she. ; . * * * THE CROWN PRINCE HAS OFFERED TO GIVE HIMSELF UP. . FIGURING, PERHAPS, THAT HE'S BEEN IN DUTCH LONG ENOUGH. gy Now that the first Jewish ship has been launched, there may yet be hope for the Swiss navy. * * * Germans are turning machine guns into movie machines. The modern version of beating swords into plowshares, L : Governor Edwards of New Jersey and William Jennings Bryan seem to disagree about whether Democrats de- serve the nickname of “Bourbons.” * * * Young Teddy doesn’t seem as “successful in keeping his name in the papers constantly as his illus- trious father. * * & One of the bad things about prohi- bition is that now we will never be aple to write the joke we had planned if ever ex-Congressman Dill of Wash- ington got pickled. - NEWS - TH_E Evening Blade’s a Democrat, the Scrap is G. 0. B and speaking upon politics they never do agree. A : Democratic meeting in the Blade is “flowing o’er,” the: Scrap will count a dozen or perhaps a couple more. And on the other hand the Scrap, for a Grand Old Party fest, will spread itself across the page, Blade will look with mighty sc will give the rival’s meeting no 'twill do its very best.” The orn, as if it made it sick, and t more than half a stick. ... But both will jump on labor when it gets in politics and will label all the workers just a bunch of Bolshépvoiks'. And talking of the farmers, each will fill a half a page with half- - baked lies against the League, with malice, hate and rage. The Blade and Scrap will both agree upon these points, for- :ggth, but I've never seen it happen that either tells the - “ W.- Vo