The Nonpartisan Leader Newspaper, July 7, 1919, Page 2

ADVERTISEMENTS MARCO DOCKAGE LIGHT & POWER THE WAY THEY DO IT FARMER JONES SEZ: (After Rudyard Kipling.) Tom Parker Junkin allus reminds A farmer there was who sowed his me o a banty grain, rooster. He’s al- : A0 You never heard of any grown man Is the One You Want” S0 o Juned she Letkue 58 you 185 o "iicying i Santa. Glaus, and e < 19 - men who believe what the old party And hgi:;mars he’ll stick” until he candidates tell them are getting pret- - An enormous response has greeted the announcement that Farmers can 4 ty nearly as scarce. now get the sensational electric plant that was especially built for the Amer- ican Expeditionary Forces. The new type plant that foremost engineers (Even as you and I), And he had for his work a hope of gain, And he plowed and he reaped ‘with might and main, ° He used up his power and tired his brain, : ’ (Even as you and I). It isn’t the work that he never did shirk, And it isn’t the loss of time; It’s coming to know that he didn’t know that, And now he knows that he should have known that It all went to the grain combine. The farmer decided to organize, (Even as you and I). . The miller’s trick had cleared his eyes . (Even as you and I). lus crowin’ about a china egg he thinks his mate laid. All these fellers that are makin’ a business o’ hollerin’ about the $16 we have 5 to pay, are payin’ a hull lot more to keep up the holler- in’, it seems, from Charlie Patterson’s last estimate. When Charlie Patterson fights the League, it’s because that’s his busi- ness; when a worker in the -city fights the League, that’s because he’s been misinformed, but when a farmer fights the League, that’s just plain ignorance. designed when the Army demanded a plant superior to anything known | But it wasn’t the plan of the profiteer Probably you know the man who - "T' before. Farmers everywhere are demanding the plant that made such a clan said five years ago that the Nonpar- wonderful record with Pershing—the Marco Chain Drive Dual Power Plant. That the viéctim they plucked tisan league wouldn’t last six months, w W Y . i 4 ! should squeak, . and is still sticking to the statement. Single Base Unit ' Silent Chain Drive So he came to know that, as h unfingiar;ee. alfilnggi:lele::::;vgg ne MARCO Bu%g;fle g;;:cx{ggo?%hit%hl ‘;,‘3',‘:: should have knovgn that, _ Minneapolis Qhamber of Cot’t’lmerce minutes. Welghs 235 pounds s."i'“' Place |, generator 1%0080% M. to siow The clan would combine and make men are planning a “soapbox” orat- IGNITION 50 that ongins can ba parates Cream geg,;‘;eggf;g eNEIns. or thdel an oath that : ing campaign. Wouldn’t a whitewash removed from plant to be used speeding generator. No belt slip- The man was a Bolshevik. bucket be more appropriate ? to operate binders. spreaders, page. Engine can be slowed etc. Nl; other plant has such down by governor to fixed slow 3 R anee °Ni"’e' P speed;for machie work. °. . The man who honestly believes the The old biblical character, Joshua, orel ower /i Automatic Control unorganized farmer can meet the big who made the sun stand still, will ponv&::czndsuel:gcitfic S%fi'er."“figé? w':‘::'.%‘::':‘ Marco automatic Control Unit organized terminal cities successfully have lots of competitors now in men v.x;;l:sisc:ne l}:&]:haggfid‘;xgél: on- Runs Binders Z%i‘:‘;l;? ‘f:gv% &tlbti:'rr%:;-mg‘&er- in business dickering must also be- trying to make moonshine. ghlneryépfrfizlnfe is l’lul(l1 4élorse- RR“:;.S ri::d‘::' Rheostats ,og puzth:g d&vlc:: lieve he could have licked Germany , S. A. B, s r- o < . . . 5 gg;;'-e::apaclty t%vfcgoglfe avefigge. : P\rllgh th‘letto‘:zagta;‘tl: it. O RESD with one hand tied behind his ba?“- A lot of these men that do so much \-‘ - . . : talkin bout “the inciple of the Demand Exceeds Supply. ane Quick for Catalog. Read Government Tests Burleson neglected the ancient rite, ’Lhingg dl:) a lot mors rt:lr:icr!lll)(ingoabout MARMON CHICAGO COMPANY, 2432 S. Michigan Ave., Chicago, lll. () | in divorcing the government from ihe interest in it. the telephone and telegraph lines, of : vl 9 ! making public notice that it would : 2 1 “no longer be responsible for any 4 Aunt‘: L}Ilary says that when Sh? mar. 3 debts contracted” by them.. ried Hi they had four cows, a pig and i ] y a mortgage, and they’ve still got the % 4 A mort i ; A . Wonder if Tom Parker Junkin will RAER s : plead that he is privileged to use the : Ry HE t1r§ Slfeptlc who YSd el on Dhie corer of Phe Ts g ings It took Germany so long-to sign wavers in his preference, because le is an employe of the the peace treaty that it might ,Pe res g influenced by his latest railroads? He might get Louis Hil ferred to as “Auld Lang Syne. 2 : : : to prove it for him. . b : experience .m n}lleage 91‘ All men may be born free and equal, ttge lack of it, YVlll find. in The man who can not catch the but that’s b'ecause Wall street hasn’t M & Firestone Gray Sidewall Tires spirit of the times usually-has a head taken up birth control. k| something to tie to. that can catch rain water. b A Firestone Gray Sidewall Tire is the end of uncertainty " A politician is a talking machine without a self-stopping arrangement. A magazine, in a recent issue, an- nounces a “Common Sense” number. Welcome, brother! - and the beginning of most miles per dollar. - THE MODERN BOGEYMAN - . They. used to tell me, as a child, if I should misbehave, a bogeyman would grab me and drag me to his cave, and there would do most awful things to little boys like me. That story used to make me as good as good- can be; but now they waste no bogeyman. on naughty girls and boys, there’s other means to.scare them ,when they make too much noise. The bogeyman’s in Wall street among the bulls and bears, where he is up to his old tricks, which are producing scares. They’ve dressed him like a farmer with Bolsheviki hair, a-talking revolution and throwing * bombs in air. And when the business men get scared and hide behind a door; they find some feller waiting to frighten them some more. “Look out,” he tells the business man, “that man’s a Bolshevik, he’ll throw a bomb right through you if you even dare to speak. But I know how to beat him, we’ve got a scheme out West to fix these Bolsheviki now caus- ing this unrest. But it’ll take some money, you’d better sign a check, and we will go right after him and get him in the neck.” The business man gets busy along the dotted line; he doesn’t need much coaxing, he’s mighty glad to sign. But the bogeyman in Wall street and the bogey- man I knew, are not so very diff’rent when you take it through and through. He wasn’t so efficient in my own childhood days, and he always used to scare me in the good old-fashioned ways. But just the same I’ know him, he hasn’t changed a hair, and—the business men don’t know it—but their bogeyman’s not there. ; Miles Dollar Most per R R R T e e LR o e R = e e e K AR e 7 e PN T GOOD HOLSTEINS FOR A BETTER TOMORROW Better Dairy Cattle—Better Farming—Better Returns— . A Better Tomorrow We offer some very choice animals of both sexes, backed by large official records and our reputation. - PAYNESVILLE STOCK FARM. 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