The Nonpartisan Leader Newspaper, January 28, 1918, Page 14

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Pure-bred heaviest laying strains. Fowls, Eggs, Incu- B B doTo s Cimoiis Gatds £ W. A. Webor, Box 33 + Mankato, - Mention Leader when‘,vfi_‘itlfi; adv:ef;'flserg Shra your grave and sober face! are the embers of the past!’’ THE COAL PILE AND THE ASH HEAP Said the coal pile to the ash heap, on a frosty winter’s night: ““You poor old gray aenemic, you’re a sorry looking sight! Not one spark of living ginger have I ever seen you show, not one speck of virile vigor, not one animated glow! You’re the dryest, stalest fellow that I’ve ever run across; you’re such a wretched mixer that I scarcely blamed the boss, when he fired you from his presence—put another in your place! Come along and meet the fellows, corialong with me, Old Head-—come along! Don’t start a-dying twidty years before you’re dead!”’ : ‘“‘Hike along-and cut your caper,”’ said the ash heap to the - coal, ‘‘hike along and give expression to the sunshine in your soul; hike along, but heed one caution: Don’t express your soul too fast, if you wish the sunshine in it to conserve itself and last! There was a time, my laddie, and not many moons ago when I had this ‘‘spark’’ you speak of, and this animated glow! I was full of life and ginger, and my cheeks had color too—but I didn’t heed the caution that I'm dishing out to you! I had my fling, don’t worry, with the fellows in my day, but this blamed ‘good fellow’ business in the long run doesn’t pay! I warmed up and had my inning, for a while had ‘friends to spare, but my wave of popularity turned out to be hot air! Yes, lad, conserve your sun- shine if you wish this glow to last, for my ashes of the present Come, get a little color in J.E. T. We note by a recent rumor that John Baer is still at large! We thought (and we got our thoughts-from a sub- stantial daily) that John would be in- terned long before this! * * * Editor Wardwell of the Pembina (N. D.) Pioneer-Express, speaks of John Baer .as “Senator .Baer”! Wardwell is not the first editor to get be-fuddled at Christmas time and get into the wrong house! * ‘% * This is the wrong time of the year to speak about it, but wouldn’t it have" been just grand if Father Noah had swatfed those two flies just as they were going up the gang-plank? * * * And so, Teddy the Terrible, it is your plan to disparage Baker, and try to get in as secretary of war! Say Teddy, can’t you take a hint— or will someone have to say right up to you that you are a Has- Been? We’ll make it stronger than that if necessary and inform you in plain English that you are a “Never-should-have-been”! * * * FORGET ABOUT IT, TEDDY! WIL- SON WOULDN'T APPOINT YOU POUND-MASTER IN A TOWNSHIP WHERE ALL THE DOMESTIC ANI- MALS WERE ALREADY DEAD WITH THE PLAGUE! % * *13 The big dailies of the cities got to- gether in St. Paul lately with the aim of pledging themselves to support Burnquist. A fellow with his fat job ought to be able to support himself. > * * * THE YANKEE SOLDIER IS THE ‘| FELLOW WHO IS GOING TO TAKE “THE HELM AWAY FROM WIL- HELM, , * * * A Gaul, over two thousand years ago, planted a cedar of Lebanon in what is now northern France. The second son of the Kaiser needed a card. table last summer and so or- ‘dered that tree cut down and the .top. of the 'stump .polished as smooth as ‘glass! Moral: What ‘Gaul has done, gall can undo! Can you maintain your compoéure when your collar-button rolls under the dresser? Can you smile when your collar comes loose at the back and -jumps up and almost knocks your hat off? If you can, you are a man, my son! ks * * * THOSE GRANITE-WARE PEOPLE WHO HANDLE POLITICAL TOMB- STONES MIGHT AS WELL GET BUSY ENGRAVING “J. A. A. B.” ON A NICE OLD SLAB OF POLISHED STONE. < * ® * In an editorial last week the editor of the Leader, in speaking of the move to St. Paul, remarked, “We will not miss an issue in making change.” Farmer Jones tries never to miss any- thing in making change. * * * AND T7'S ONLY TWELVE YEARS! When Bryan came home from his jour- ney abroad, ; : The people proclaimed him a freak and a fraud, : Because old Bill Jennings had courage to say, ; “Railroads should belong to the old U. S. A Yes, Bill was a Radical, Socialist, dube— Big heart, but no head—a political -rube! * So Bill let it slide, put it under his hat! Ahead of his time—Bill is famous for that! : Twelve years have gone by since Bill Bryan came home, : From his ' journey to Berlin, and Paris, and Rome; And Shades of our Fathers: There’s Bill McAdoo, ~ The Government boss of the rail- . roading’ crew! . * * * - The Park River (N. D.) Gazette- News has become a Nonpartisan organ. The old organist is retained, .and the same tune will be played as formerly. ' The music gounfis good to the farmers, APAGBFOURTERN . Fii iz it a5 il Uncle Sam Says — < “‘Eat More Fish" We Say—EAT ‘“NOR-FISH?” “Nor-fish’ 18 our name for the good fish weship CANADIAN FISH ..14c Whitefish. e 14c Pike . OCEAN FIS; NORTHERN HERRING IN CARTONS 10 Cartons, 90 pounds $7.95 4 Cartons, 36 pounds............... 3.5 ‘' Frozen with the Wiggle in Thelr Tails" Packed in 100-pound boxes at above: prices In less thad 100-pound boxes, add 25¢ 100-pound assortment, above varieties.. $12.90 50-pound assortment, above varieties.. 7.50 Fish in Brine, Spiced and Pickled In 10-Pound Pails Flat Lake Superior Herring, $1.15; Breakfast .25, Ssplced Messed Herring, $1.85; Hamburg Style Spiced ~Herring, $1.30; Ice- landic Herring, $1.65; Anchovles, Spiced, $1.75; Russlan Sardines, $1.40; Finnan Haddie smoked),in 15 and 30 pound boxes, ger pound 0.20. Send for Catalog and Price List. NORTHERN FISH COMPANY Dept. P :: DULUTH, MINN. Our Fish Are State Inspected Capitalized $50,000 | BUY YOUR FIfH from the S. More- rud Fish Compary. B We will guarantie you that the fish will be on the train atd_ heading for your station within twenty- four hours after we receive ?'our order, |£ weather is cold enough to ship. We quote you best loose frozen Lake Superior Hpr- ring at 8c per Lb.; finest quality Atlantic Ocean Whiting (also called Jersey Blue Pike) at 9¢ per Lb.; Alaska Sablefish (Black Cod) at 13c per Lb.; Alaska Red. Cod (same kind as called “Uer” in Ner- way) at 12c per Lb,; Alaska Genuine Cod (Torsk) at 13c per Lb.; Alaska Salmon at 18¢ per Lb. All Alaska fish are dressed and headless. Canadian Pickerel at 11¢ per Lb. We ship all fish in boxes. Wil pack any assortment- of fish at above prices; not less than 15 Lbs. of any one kind. Write for prices on Salted Sable- fish, Salmon, Herring and Anchovies. Any bank in Dufuth will tell you we are re- liable: S. MORTERUD FISH COMPANY 1929 W. Superior St. Duluth, Minn. WE PAY THE FREIGHT to our_shipping points at “ Fargo, N. D., Aberdeen, 8. D., and Des Moines, Ia. U SAVE BOTH TIME AND MONEY when your shipments are made direct from the shipping point near- est you. All our fish-are inspected by Minnesota State Dairy and Food Dept. This gives you full protection. Sweet- Rich-Tasty-Juicy-Fresh Fish. Duluth Prices: Royal Herring, 100-Ib box -(gross weight) $7.85 (net 85 ibs,); Pike (Jersey Blue), per lb., 9¢; Rockfish, 11c; Skate- wing, 11c; Sablefish, 131c; Pickerel 1l4c; Salmon, 16c.- Add 50c more per 100 Ibs. when shipmnents are made from our other shipping points. Shipments will-be made Dec. 15th. Think ahead—send your or- der now direct to A. 8. Johnson Fish Co., . Minn i Dept. G, Duluth, FISH ARE GOOD FPISH— Because, only the best of fish go in"Waro- La packages. This year we offer gou Waro-La guaranteed fish packed in 100:1b bpxes at the following prices: rozen Herring N 8c b Frozen Round Pickerel............ 12c b Frozen Dressed Pickerel.... o Frozen Dressed Skatewing, 12c b ° Frozen Dressed Halibut 18c b Frozen Northern Pike.. 15¢ B Frozen Tullibee Whitefish 120 Idb Frozen Dressed Sablefish.......... l4c b For 50-pound boxes add 2bc Quality, full weight and no substitutions guaranteed. ‘Write for price list of other fish and recipes “WAROE LARSEN FPISH COMPANY Dept. NL . - Duluth, Minn. Appetizing-toothsome-rich- tenderfish *‘thatfairly melts in your mouth,” caught in deep icy cold waters and in- stantly frozen alive.- -In- ted by MINN.STATE D COMMISSION for Duluth ngloest 100 1b TAR y%fi%fiiféfl&n’s RRING, 7';4 1b, WEU. ¢ per o Whiting, 9¢. ' Red Sna) headless), 110, ‘Tullbeo” (whitefish), 190 ) oad boxes net pers ( . Sablefish (dressed letm. 1334c. Plke, 16¢c. Pickerel, 14¢. Chicken Hallbut ‘(dressed headless), 16¢. Salmon (dressed headless), 16c. jéc per Ib. ‘higher above prices for 50 1b. lots, when ordered shipped from our.: Branch Houses at Fargo, N. D., Aberdeen, 8. D., Des Molnes, Ia., a8 we pa; metr;;fhnothesepomu.. Large practical cook book free with each $15 order. For a real treat NOW. = Profusely illus- SAM JOHNSON & SON'S FISHERIES, INC., * Duluth, Minn., Dept.15 c.~ - K t ORDER _YOU’LL FIND THE CLASSIFIED . COLUMNS PROFITABLE &