The Nonpartisan Leader Newspaper, September 30, 1915, Page 15

PAGE SIXTEEN "Flshlng?” : ) ; 4 “Naw! I'm Jnst try!ng to find out} - if the water is'déep enough to drown the man that told me there was fish in here.”—St. Louis Post-Dispatch PR “If you could choqse your employ- { T T ment, my man, what would it be?”. > st-ll i tho Pod “Well, to be frank with you, lndy, Ry * Sub-Editor—Under what heading 0! 1q jike to be a traffic cop in Yenice.”— !;mc;;znt Mayor Bumgny’s resignation st. Louls Post- Dispatch LR pla Hditor—Fut it under “Municipal 1m- M X - provements.”—Exchange. More Consistent. - “Amusing. 3 Pete—Yesksir' Miss Johnson cut me at the. fireman’s ball and de- barten- der’s picnic, but de worm' will turn! | .<Mose—Waal, Peter, after a worm’s| TAKING NO GHANEES " been cut in two places he'd orter crawl SR i : to his hole.—New York Globe. A freckle-faced girl sfopped at the FRE T Cholly—I wags up at the zoo yesi N S I, Ty * | post-office and yelied out: i day watching the monkeys. It y o AR “Anything for the Murphys'l" av;‘fuuylagmsmg T for i o { “No, there is not/% ' .- ae—I dare sa was—for et Wy » St Louts Post Dlgpnb:h- R : : : i e : A “fizgnhr:zg' L Jane Murphy" “Anything for Ann Murph\ o STRICTLY GERM-PROOF: & ' actions sp i : “Anythm for Tom Murphy"" . By Arthur Guiterman. The Antiseptlc Baby ‘and thé: Pro- phylactic Pup. ! { Were playing:in the garden when the ‘Bunny: ‘gamboled up; They looked tipon the Cr&b\ne wrth' nbout ""a loathing undisgui ; 0 ! S naks It wasn't disinfected and it wasn't|a good o i luy ior: for any Tvmrphy, rushed ir " Sterilized. v of Atianti ! J ( v rn, native -or. for. They said it was a chrobe and a ‘eep p wheneye: Hotbed of Disease; : n “unduly late They - steamed it in .a vapo “of ‘a]stity " The girl loohd at the postmaster in astonishment.x “Pleasé," she said, : “will “you see if there is anything its wnggly ears,” : ' They tnmmed‘tsfmky They donned thelr r and- took:it by .t ‘And ’lected it 8 membe