New Britain Herald Newspaper, October 24, 1929, Page 8

8 NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD. THURSDAY, OCTOBER 24, 1929. e T ed thought at the time that the grant- | Hall has astonishing importance. New Britain Herald |, mnumeryte stocks to chmd An | unheard of figures during the bull |ing of a state fund was a political industrial plant employin; man HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY k E P | rial plant employing many movement. Mr. Babson, mixing more | trick to stifle the clamour for a ! more times the workmen that the of a human e i . knowledge of nature | state bonus. Anyway, such a stir was city employs may at times obtain a Issued Daily (Sunday Excepted) | % 2 ? into his deductions, hits the mark | caused that the state honus de- | ne ¢ or a new execu- Arraieebi il et deductions, h he mark caused that the state bonus was de- | new superintendent or & new exceu S more ¢ because his col- | feated, the became a tive of some kind, and much less e B ‘1\» forecasting industry | wonderful picce of legislation, but public attention Is accorded the St Toh {rely too much upon statisties and | not before I'rank Butterworth, call- change. Let any change b in $2.00 Threa Montha e ten, to beot, permit their personal | ed by the men *“The Daddy of the the civic personnel, howev and to be father to their|Fund,” dipped his oars in and!we all grow interested; and merely Entered at the Post Office at New Britain because city business happens to be as Second Class Mall Matter. SUGAR AND OTHER PROPAGANDA i | fought one of the most bitter fights | which has been known in the Si:l‘.n;“ul‘ln, while the other is private and | of Connecticut. It was Frank Butter- | is not supposed to touch our pocket- | worth this ana TELEPHONE CALLS Frank Butterworth . hooks. Nwr‘: -I"':'s‘ . Cuban sugar planters, it nmv'nrs,;nmt until the Capitol at }{:\r\(mwli Whatever were the true reasons i e agreed to indulge in what is regard- | asked who is this super-leader of ! for Eugene Faselle being induced to T o hmen iy [ s propaER INRRCORtESAEL BN o | men, the champion of the state let go the overlordship of the city's 1m the City. Circulation books and press| 395,000 in order to prevent Con- fund? They found out in course of work, not much complaint is LR DU e e sress from eliminating the favor- ' time, after they had cxhausted all | peing it e et The Associated Press exciusively concerning Butter- The department of public works did wilea to” e uem for, reu Ar‘ Eeates | worth was he used to be a Bull |well, in the estimation of most s Atiod 15} this pane Here is a lobby which, contrary to | Moose, which was supposcd to carry motorists, although conditions are aiwaipuliisieaitii el the general Tun of such institwtions, |a magic charm disqualifying him ' not ideal by any means. Perhaps the == | endeavored to provide the people of for such an important job. Another department, and not the street Menibes /AnaltiBurean jot [Clronintion Biithe Tnitad plates witiAcheap B san: ‘ little thing why Butterworth was not ' superintendent, gets the credit. The A uisneat L nawe) e ‘and adver. | OF at least to prevent the price of‘u fit persen to distribute the fund number of streets which have been ;‘fi:’m‘:m ; et ‘:j e H:\‘L_")!;’t_:_: sugar rf\m belng raised above the was ’?‘ stubborn,” a fact which served with improved pavements are Pased upon this audie, This insures pro- | present figures through the up(‘rm:i]m Legion should thank their lucky met with on ail sides. TIf such re- b : %o both national and | ton of a Iwmfrr tariff. Sl-\r‘s for. If Butterworth wanted to sults are what counts, 1928 has been Ircal advertisers. | Does a lobbying propaganda be- 'aspire to political honors he cer- a resultful year. — come justified when its object is to tainly shouldn't antagonize folks in Now J. D. O'Brien takes hold as mle daily in New | savo money to the consumers, or are ,control that way. Had Butterworth strect superintendent. Much is cx- e atrance | only such lobbles and propaganda | preferred, he could have sold the pected of him and the public works Strect. cvil which have the reverse effect? Legion and gone ahead some say hoard considers itself fortunate in o 2 — | Off hand one would not hesitate faster than Hiram Bingham. He was being abie to lay its hand upon a THE COWBOY AVIATOR long for the answer. Yet it is a fact, [ one of the famous three B'S of New man of experience. The city can When Urban I. Diteman de- | as one of the Cuban sugar men de- 'Haven. Bingham, Bakewell, and hope for even more progress it eided on a solo f to Europe he | € 1 to Scnator Caraway, con- !”H}“r\\or\h strect improvements and repair probably had 1 to become | ditions in Washington virtually force | Now the Legion is embroiled in next year. Nothing so impresscs e bl dinapereny o e Remplovin et propaganda in,another friendly dispute, this time citizens generally as good strects had read all about the colon ‘»‘“f'_-‘ form { With the state chapter of the Dis- They see them every day. Good great succe ¢ making his The best way to avoid lobbying -_11)!'-d American Veterans concern- streets are the best type of adver- s Gash to| Frands and wes | and propasandd sbout the tariff is ing the distribution of the state fund. tisement for any city and any city consumed with an ambition to do not to attempt to change a tariff Butterworth, who knows more ad stration. likewise, 1f successtul, life in the | that scems well enough if left alone. about the state fund than any six £ = future would be casy and wealth | Industries that are not suffering. ' men in the state, is the logieal man o o his wavi b notls which show handsome profits and for a sort of “Judge Landis” of this F t dF :\:fllx .“‘mm‘; e have a good future, should not dispute, and if ho serves half as well aces an ancies gave that possibility a thought. | riff changes. las he did during the of Hart: — 1t looks as if Diteman virtually Herald has bLeen running @ entire ter will b (By Robert Quillen) S miiten de. Should he mever | series of markable articles on 3 tened out in jig time. '_‘)l’m L son of “good SN Golden | obbying n the United States from | Another man who sacrificed S G s Sia® il e tenth | the time of Alexander Hamilton on. | potiti ...l ambitions at the T N e lona: to tdescend e have been telling stories in | State Commander Seymour S e G e i desthe in sioreior ad- | our national life which are carefully signed as senator in order ti | 5 et a0 zors, | omitted from the average history. |chine politics in the distribution of TRUCIo BT RIUAC SR Ge B Eleven more fortunate fliers, forced e ; the state fund might be shoved in Sl s el \’ ‘U\:‘L"‘l‘._ Jgdts down at sea, were rescued. | WITHOUT WARRANTS {the discard, There are two men in'parn. In one of the numerous magazines The sovereignty of states to I‘i'«“?"\]yr- Legion, past records in their - - devoted to aviation there recently | 12ws climinating the need for War- fyvor, who could straighten this dis- of cou meck shall inberit appeared an advertisement that vir- | Tants in searching private homes for pute out in a good old straightf ‘i’i""'ml’;“:,',"“ 2 tually was a call to young men to | liquor scems to have been valiantly | ward way, and those two are Bu B g0 into a calling that was far dif- | upheld by the Supreme Court of the [ yorth first and Sevmour second Opportu knocks but t subsequent knocki h United States. It is significant that you ferent from the humdrum activities {he Legion consider those two men auBRaen s e itiont devel a5 8 | .is done by your friends of ordinary life. Here was a chance | Ot until prohibition developed as a ror a committee of conference with moral is: e did any state find it ad- Send all communications to Fun Shop Edltor. care of the New Britamn Herald, and your letrer t : will be forwarded to New York And She Can Get Away with a Lot of it, Too! The Sweet Young Thing of long ago | Helped mother roll rhe cookle 1 dough, But it's Dad’'s “dough” sh2 rolls to- day, And most expertly too, we'll say! Air Rites! Tieut. Brown: “Mose, what made the acroplane fall, you ‘hink?” Mose: “Well suh, Cap'n. Ah dun- no suh, but Ah specks An jes' run int> one ob dem air-castl:s Ah dun rear so much about! Near-sighted professor: ‘Now that I've got my specimens, 11l jump into my and go home.” | | Har - coming quitr tie say."” Winston: “Then perhaps we'd bet- | ter ep a mouse instead of a watch-dog!” | | —R. M. Halas | Speaking of diet. a perverse au- n the subject claims that | of food will invest any mod- with sex appeal. | That's se any modern girl into a restaurant, and by the time she comes out she certainly setically. | “Quite all right,” replisd the oth- | er, “I have a lighter.” | Mildred: “They are weatthy Lawren, Mildred: | stock 2" | Lawrence: and Radio!” are."” good [ | The New Aristocricy! | | | e: “They ce “Are tainly they from Motors | ‘Yes, General —Theodore Martin. | (Copyright, 1929, Repraduction | Forbidden) Questions | WOrs hi | QUESTIONS ANSWERED } You can get an answer to any| estion of fact or information by \riting to the Question Editor, New ‘ritain Herald, Washington Bureau 322 New York avenue, Washington ). C, enclosing two cents in stamps or reply. Medical, legal and marital | lvise cannot be given, nor can ex- nded rescarch be undertaken. All ither questions will receive a per-! jonal reply. Unsigned requests can- | 1ot be answerced. Al letters are confidential.—Editor. | Q. Who is postmaster general of | the United States? A, Walter F. Brown. Q. Where is the Sargasso Se and how was the name derived? | A. It is a region of the Atlantic, acean extending from about latitude 25 degrees to 35 degrees north, be- tween the Azores and the Bahamas. | The name is derived from the large amount of seaweed, particularly of the form Sarg: um bacciferum, in | this area. It lies in the eddy of the great system of currents, so that | the waters carry very little sediment and are remarkably clear and trans- | parent. The seaweed includes other vpes than the one named, which, wever, is the most common. | | Q. By whom was “The Isle of ips written and who is the A. and is published by J. B. Lippincott Company, Bast Washington Square, Philadelphia, Pa. ! 1t is by ittenden Marriott | Why is it necessary to import | cotton into the United States? | A. The bulk of the imports long staple Egyptian cotton whic is not grown in the United State and is used chiefly in the manufac- ture of mercerized goods, threads. knit goods, and lace. Q. When did the California old age pension law go into effect? i for adventure, fame and fortune, | the Disabled American Veterans. The ne family really needs —_— . the ad said; and no doubt much of | Visable to eliminate the time-honor- | S u big hous t's so much casier TWO SOCIETY ‘(‘)’("‘ '“l’\[ .:EL"D ‘i,,,\l ,,0:“.:‘:"0 Rm,lmflfw g e i < 2, £ Sl T s o hide ad en swell com- LRS GET TOGETHER! s o 0 what comes under the heading of | ¢d doctrine that search and scizure, | ART A LA STOKOWSKI eninedon R when awell com- | O aul ‘Nicholas vears of age, citizens of the United | contributing 1o the development of to be lawful, must be under war-| fThe artistic temperament re- |l on A “Well, Jim, the season has open States and residents of California at| aviation is this appeal to the adven- rants duly signed. Towa passed a 1aW ' ceives renewed exemplification by If she seems to be in tatters, don't ed auspiciously, hasn't it?" least 15 \ymrs ::]n(lll rhj‘. 1r'n?xm\1'_1;\n I ¢ Tt nost | making it unnecessary for police or g Stokowski, the indef: ble it fool you. She's wearing the You've said Joe. The advent amount is one dollar ‘a cay, The turousness that lies dormant in most | making it unnecessary for police or Lcopald Stokowski, the Indefatigabis > ERtcy The Advrh CaliforniaDepartment of Social ot dry agents to use warrants during | conductor of the world-renowned "W eSt 0 frocks. of early fall had ushered in a week 2 OTHE, ( SME TR D eters Jik o Bl - of exceptional activity. I'm off to a ) =) To be adventurous is all right as raids, and the scheme was upheld | philadeiphia Orchestra. Mr. StokoW- | A hick town is a place where the coastal playground.” | 2 S R ] far as it goes; but at all times there , by the highest court of the land. It i, like all true artists, has a mind , white way is a perennial contest be “On your annual pilgrimage, e Ty | {s meed for a mixture of sense with |cannot be said that this marks| of his own and does not think it ‘,'“v'"\v|m“.1,f‘r"m‘! and some omery suppose. Is it a j<\¥.\.x onwwte —spa *MN ik in coltiston. with the spirit that is willing to chance | Progress. | necessary to truckle to the likes of W05 SUf o5 | and V!‘.\A\'.\\le‘ :‘ ‘1 (r)n‘m-”m““mm Coast Guard destroyer Paulding | £ warra scessary i t i i | e ANARILNC OIS0 SR G December 17, 1927, Forty lives | almost certain destruc.| 1f warrants are unnecessary in | audiences more than a part of the | You don't realize how mad a man ! place and popular rendezvous for | wers 1ost. er 17, ¥ H tion. Motivated by a good cause | prohibition cases then they are un- time. The incident in Philadelphia, {can get until you discover a re- ' (ha smart sef | @ Howidoss(the ienpthiord thell such heroism is admirable. But what, | necessary in other cases «h-msmd\n:' when one of his excursions into ;“rm-'x's )n‘[l(‘;uha and piously urge «yill you be active in social Grat Zeppelin compare with the | in these Atlantic flights, is the search and seizure, It is given to any | modern music was greeted by hisses MIAtoRIn enc il SRy | tunctions, do !0”1 \",“\kl»l . | neight of the Woolworth building? | el SR | “Very active. I shall be rovally}| A Th Graf Zeppelin is 772 feet ct motive? | state to go as far as it likes so long ' galore and resulted i any indig- | ericanis Ceachi yeople g s 5 = a. 0 e titas] LSSl gal e lted in many indig-| Am ricanism: T \‘hxlng {)or!]‘ entertained by bridge and poker|iong, and the Woolworth building — e | as its Legislature is willing. Many | nant symphonic customers walking to laugh at the old-fashioned hick (q,rnaments.” :”0"' sidewalk to top of the ball and BABSON WAS RIGHT | state legislatures, it is currently be- out of the Academy of Music, was Yirtues wondering how come SO “That ought to be fun. Wil there lantern above the center tower is | In common with some others we when dominated by special | filustrative of what a courageous| . nice” people become drunk- iy o colony for the elite there?” | 750 feet high. e Decn ot A e and sex perverts. | " “Oh, of course. The beich is ex-{ Q. What is the value of the U B s L ity ) LTS Rt L b (AL S M AU Rt s ey = () {ensively patronized by the fashion-|United States large copper cent the famed financial authorities who | mention iobbyists, are likely to take Mr. Stokowski turned to the | “The stowaways will quit it wWhen| 1o rrongs of them will be seen |dated 15302 | recently discussed the outlook for | advantage of this loophole in order- | audience and told it if it didn't like they learn that nobody ml»}r Wolon the links and courts in colorful| A, Trom 2 to 25 cents. | stock prices happencd to be right, Tt |1y Jurisprudence. Tt is astonishing in- | the music it could vamoosc; as for [ that way.” What about Jonah?: sy put where are you going?” | Q. What is Benjamin Franklin's} i ol rex ; i 1| deed that the advocates of any |k letandit ha Tl = ; |7 “wen, T'm sojourning several|definition of a one hundred per cent i remembered at several | deed that t advocates of any | himselt and his orchestra, it would| You see, each mation must have| g o te ino i my parents at | American? | months ago Roger W. Babson made | Cause, regardless of its alleged | continue to play the most repre- some battleships to protect its trade front villa. Many out-of-| A. “A one hundred per cent| routes from other battleships. our lake | is being used to sound al himself during cheating.” Q. Was the Titanic a German or a British ship? his own life by A. Dritish. Q. Who was the commander of the U. 8. Shenandoah when it was wrecked ? A. Zachary Lansdowne. Q. What is the best record ever made by a race horse for a mile? A. One minute, thirty-three and one-fifth seconds, by Caiman (American bred) at Lingfield Park (straight course) Surrey, England, July 13, 1900. Q. What is the meaning of the name Emanuel? A. God with us. Q. Through what part of Illinois does the Wabash river "low? A. It forms the boundary be- tween Illinois and Indiana, from a short distance below Terre Haute, to the point of its discharge into the Ohio river. Q. Who was the original owner of the grandfather clock on the staircase at Mount Vernon? A. It was owned by Lawrcnce Washington. Q. Whose idea was it to reduce the size of the paper currency of the United States? A, The decision to reduce the e of the paper currency was the result of an.exhaustive study and investigation, covering a period of several years, by a series of tech- |nical committees appointed by Scc- retary Mellon. Q. What is the Zionist Organization addres: of Ame of the o ? A. 114 Fiith avenue, New York City. Q. What do the H's stand for in the Four “H" cluby? A, “Health, hands, hecart and head.” They signify the lines on whir-.h the farm child should be de- veloped to be a well rounded normal individual. Q. What was the most famous duel fought in the United States? A. The ducl between Alexander Hamilton and Aaron Burr on July 11, 1804, 25 Y;e;z}s Agori'oday A party of city officials left the center on the 10:50 o'cloc trollev this morning en route to Wolcott mountain, The fire commissione plan- ning to install a new alarm bhell at the central station. At the present time the bell in the Baptist chuich ms. So far the board of selectmen have rejected about 100 applications from residents wisning to be made voters because of various reacons. The Stanley Wom Relief corps entertained 115 invited guests at its meeting yesterday Rev. L. Bojnowsk at the meeting of the Polish Citizens’ club last evening. The club votud to back the republican national and state tickets. Mayor Bassett said today that he would make an effort to have Judge Parker come to this city next Thursday. The New Britain republicans who spoke ! went to Springficld to march in the parade last evening are a iired group today. The parade route in- cluded almost every street in | springfield and lasted foar hours. the scason fell ight The first snow of this morning. It was only a & | { flurry and the flak melted as 11;1.\1 as they fell New Britain acrie, F. 7. I, has | arranged for class initiation tonight in the Casino. | An old fashioned husking bee ana | hayseed dance was given "n Dyson's barn at Black Rock last evening Louis J. Muller of this (ity and William Spitler of New Haven have purchased the Hotel apitel in Hartford for $90,000. Mr. Muller is a cigar manufacturer. A youth, aged 18 vears, who started Mondey to walk from New | York to_ Collinsville, reached .own last evening little the worse for his long tramp. Observations On The Weather Washington, Oct. 24 Toudy and slightly cooler tonight; possibly showers in northern Massachusetts | Frida ; fresh southwest and 'wes | Forecast for Eastern New York: |Cloudy and slightly cooler tonight with rain in central and north por- tions; Friday fair; fresh southwest and west winds. Forecast for New Haven and vicinity: Partly cloudy and cooler tonight; Friday fair. Conditions: The storm over the Lake region persists, but with some- what decreased intensity. It will apparently move out to sea by v of the t. Lawrence valley and Northern New England. Rains and snow flurries are progressing east- ward over the lower Lake rcgion to northern New York state. The ex- tended area of high pressure that dominates the weather conditions of the western districts is centered near Denver. Temperatures are lowering sradually in the North Atlantic ‘H(:\V‘ S. Conditions favor for this vicinity partly cloudy weather with some- what lower temperature. Temperatures yesterds Low Atlanta 50 Atlantic City Boston ... Buffalo ... Chicago Cineinn Denver ..... Duluth ... Hatteras ... Los Angeles Miami PR Minneapolis Nantucket .. Nashville ... > Haven New Orleans Norfolk, V New York | Northfield, Vv [ESERET OTY = PittShiivs his i e Washington 36 44 The only known diamond mines iin North America are located in Pike County, Arkansas. EAD COLDS Melt in boiling water and inhale vapors; also souff up nose. g VICKS l OVER 12 MILLION JARS USED YEARLY WRITIN Have you an ambition to write Washington Bureau has prepared on letins containing hints to lot and dialog construction. iand. requires preparation must know how to present pon below and send for it: —_——— - | LITERARY EDITOR, W 1332 New York A The and {E | <ton Wash I want a copy of the bulletin WRITING FOR STAGE AND S enclose herewith five cents in and tage stamps to cover postage an. o NAME |s—rm:}:'r AND NUMBER .. CITY 1 am a reader of the New Br ¥OR STAGE AND authors for technique -CLIP COUPON HFRE =— =— — SCREE; play for the stuge or the &creen? Our of its interesting and informative bul- preparing manuscripts of plays with of writing cannot be ncquired study. No matter how good vour plot s bulletin will help you. Fill out the 1 Bureau, New Britain Herald, ington, D. C. 2 coin, or loose, d handling coste: uncancelled, U. STATE ... itain Herald, NI e T a statement to the effect that stock | morality and importance, are will- | sentative compositions of old and | | doors affairs are being planned.” | American is one who puts his dx;ty‘v | . Wil v i i s o ; above his selfish de- rices were unsou ¢ t aling to risk the tyrannous conse- | ents e e ardleeel | “Wil vou entertain informallyto his country a e pric re unsou nd that a yra ¢ [ modern art, that all art, regardiess | yunters who wish to protect| Wl you Gmertn WOURUY | ey and who is more anxious that Bevers cession was imr nt. Irv-|auencces of search and seizure with- | of how it sounds, was entitled to a themseclves from one _mnvhrr might | i wr “w' SO | his children and his children’s chil- | ing Fisher at Yale has been talking | Out warrants, | hearing, and that's that. |disguise as tires. Nobody seems |0 TG be aciively ,,n_!drm\ may live in a country where | otherwise, and only the oth e | Those were not his exact words, of , AP1¢ 0 hit a tir | Faged in hammock reading and cow \Jtistice and iberty prenil dhenten) made A NEW MONSTER OF THE AIR | course. But his language was as| You can tell a professional man. | ™} King. 2nYAPION gernay | Chai All reports from the vicinity of |loaded with acid accents as the!He sneers all over the premises| ']““ ‘1"(")" I fore ““‘"‘:i'"‘d“o"“"ft'l‘ ‘o‘}‘ - ! cach end the season with ar Nati Freidrichshafen indicate that the | music which had created the tur- |When a layman pretends to know b . t i c 3 ate DSl ok e 1 sports and galeties. 'Oni f h from DO-X is the new air monster of the | moil. anything about his job. e e o] e O ose nare casions ptin times trial trip with 159 pas-| We think Mr. Stokowski is right. | Mr. MacDonald success do- | be enjoved by all. But I wish I could out, lhoweve sengers and a crew of ten set an un- | So long as the pages of music history pends on drudgery. Is that { cruise ““ "I"“:h""‘“k“““‘“- Ny g 3 b ach ceoral it ihns o e T e i e B ol s oL E en So do I Or take an extende; ol wproached record for airplancs. | show that hisses once greeted Wag- (e ¥ i i mir Gt i (b And he also was right as This is the ship which doubting ner, and that some of the “acknowl- | ‘ L | one o'clock, Joe. Back to the office. ty vs ago, whe 1 it was | Thomases recently thought would be | edged masterpieces” of musical art| A popular philosopher says the|l've ot the first ten days in No- his opinion “the rieet s still | Ungble to travel over Lake Con-|once aroused shaking of heads and greater men become the more they vember. y ) on." Here is w he s Thiaad stance without anyone cxcept its earned the denunciation of critics l¢ave the details of home manage- | M”ham I. Well, back to the ooy N = ment to their wives, It's a com- | sTind There of co 1 be an up- | CFeW hard | 50 long is it necessary to give boiler-{ o ine alibi | ward rebound from g ¢ quota.| It is significant that the German factory music a chance in court. It = | From Our Children's varden of tions, is rebound srobably | ITm possessing the technical skill to | may be, of course, that the hissers ! The old days were much like Curses! tolonly Lt e i s T e Rt dnlior s orlee IR 1L e Both log s ed Bt ou L TN ES downwa ¢ 3 G : i ¥ were kept at the livery stable and always cutting pictures from maga- nward i : . narily Germany, but other ibe that Mr. Stokowski thinks him-{jat kind of books under the mat-| zines and usually had the floor of lows in m: Mr. Babsor o ich have placed orders for | self that some of the stuff he has tress. ;llm room where she played prac- was consery ir airplanes. The two sister | been playing lately is “going too S | tically covered with paper frag- The pres: t \atior ips, now half done, are being bullt | far” in the direction of studled dis- |, COrrect this sentence: “iy opln- ments. e Sn e ke dos S 4 . ion of moral laws and censorship| Company was expected and Ber- course, is not . ; i Italian orders;” and the French | sonance and unrelieved noise; but t0 | would remain the same,” said the nice's room had been cleancd 1p and tion’s business outlog oy pes nt has shown keen interest, | find out about it the brain storms bachelor, “if 1 had growing chil- she had been told not to mess it when the actio . i the monster airplanes’ of the bad boys must be given a|dren” | up. Accordingly, she gathered up her termined how 1 Sa JAIIA Tor trim et ate oM A ATl L i e e Tl oaet o hthcl| e | pages and scissors and proceeded to Sy ZAARA e i NaenerandfticmsRota | (Copyright 1929, Publisher. |the front porcn, but oefore she ate tra 1S o hay han rs. More important still is | past who had their spirits well-nigh | Syndicate). | could get to cutting, her mother pd Old-timer e t that the Dornier works broken because of hissing and con- ——— | came out and said, “Bernice, don’t many stock fl e up with General Motors, ' cort rioting, won out in the affec- EXplains Why People { dirty the porch and yard.” ; fluence upon busine s ihntl Tirototumesor thiA ile s fraikin i becnuse Uy reallvil ) ey Bernice rolled her eyes aronnd at As 2 matter ) 4 Honpogmanking i s naeticy SEo Should Go to Church .. wother and answered, *1t's Fer- SEre » will be utilized in Amer- had something of wort same ! An article giving reasons why peo- nice don't dutty the house, and it's ports right rnow . 1 r | piace in history surely will not b ple should go to church, written by pernice don't dutty tha porch!” If variance with the o - “ | carned by the majorlty of the living : Li* ¥ Michacl C. Maic i formerly 14 go out in the woad it would be x ol Y a0 of this city, was printed in a recent gon't dutty tha woad!™ stock arket he 2 ¢ S t n don’t dutty tha woad! tock market, T c or LEGION NEEDS A school of noise-providers; but With- caition of the Tilinois State Journal, | e dering e sci r SJUDGE LANDIS” in the crew may be some Napoleon |published in Springfield, 11l A copy | I ‘of e paper, v o as ached el = before, a record-br g t he state fund is an ever source | of tone who will stand out in the re- |of the paper, which has reached the | Needed a Bollermaker! business Is confidently cxpected )¢ cmbarrassment to the American | gara of posterity above his fellows. Herald office. eonjalns ths srilcle | mifiimgs: wiien ypu sold mel this trnen nor Eanil Ch : and a picture of the New Britain ' i gian't you say that it would I v an hristmas, and Politicians have tried t0 | Mr. Stokowski merely wishes to de- iman, now pastor of the Clementine (- o 5iohon manufacturing and distribution | \eedle it away from the Legion, the | termine his identity and have a hand ; Memorial Presbyterian church and Sl “Why, ves.” satisfactory in nearly all line : wbers of whom fought with their | in furnishing the stilt ey be|ihe _l-nvtulm Presbyterian church of | 2ot Y ould sou mind ato ot Springfield. e s stock ¢ reflects nothing but the backs to wall to keep the fund [hard on his audiences, who suffer | Gl e ‘inwm.gm the seat? fact that speculators at last feniniia ran G e SR o b el T ey G Ry —Mrs. E. C. Paige. T i I In thi : y were |as none other while th .n].m. ion “Dykie” Having Fine Time | . s overed hat prices through their ked b, imited public opinion | process is under way; but the sym- y i T % z N i L R ) P s S e e Wishes Cops Were There A ""'-‘1"11 N ed t is th y i 3 A Lo S PR e O s Lo s S bl SByans Latreat @Hartrordi [l s NeIaU M UOT A LI00CAEE 18 ed too high and the time has the paid distr of the fund. | should be good sports and ry t0 £¢€ (1,0 hoys have their moments. | tle man, holding an |lm’h;:hu*d' z;llg- rived for ition to more c the f as first established, | a bit of humor in the process. A post card arrived at polices arctte. """-*“”‘“fl_" '{ 'ht‘}:‘ ‘L““m‘“& servative ley Conservative bank AT s Moongs ot Dartrorail e headquarters addressed to any and | Mman in the lobby of a theator A . ¢ 5 Gesktoat ) T e . |all members of the department, It|asked him for a match. | ers have been anticipating that for | and Robert C. Vance of New DBrit- BOSSING THE STREET JOBS {0 o " (Dukie) Keough, | The gentleman was annoyed, but, some time, The crash yesterday, and | ain appeared before the board of | It is considered of public import- now in jail. | began to search his pockets in a 1 “Having fine time, Wish you were 5 here,” it said. Cops smiled. They too superintendency of the street P . perintendency of the strects. o154 a0 o joke and take it in the In City | way it was meant. one of a few days' previously, | control and convinced the Holcomb | ance that a change has been made in b Just , regime that the mind caus- | cal ) | wasg wa the of mind. Legion s the e of aused logi istributing agent. Many peopl e ‘ Every change that originates bored way, and at length brought one forth. “I don’'t want to take your last imatch sald the little man apolo | (®Fyntaine Fox, 1929