New Britain Herald Newspaper, August 26, 1929, Page 6

New Britain Herald long-distance traffic but would be a HERALD PUBLISIING COMPANY 5 convenience largely for the people of New Britain and Meriden and con- tiguous territory. Issued Dally (Sunday KExcepted) The first reason At Horald Bidg. 81 Church Btreet can be dismissed as unreasonable, as there are a plenitude of roads in this immediate vicinity which could stand improve- ment; the second falls flat in view of the fact that once the Cat Hole road is improved, it would serve also as & highway to points south of Meriden. Mr. Moore, for Instance, cited the frequent need for a more direct route to Stamford—and New York. Trafic is congested—and fre- quently dangerous—on the Post road because of the lack of an alternate highway such as the Cat Hole road would provide. Before the days of concrete on the Post road the Cat Hole road served a useful purpose. Today, when the needs for roads has vastly increased, it has been delegated to be little more than a country lane. The improvement is pressing and should be pushed through. e S STUNTING An air meet was held in Hartford the other day before 15,000 specta- tors. It was arranged by the Aero Club of Hartford in honor of the state convention of the American Leglon. Much has been written regarding the dangers of airplane stunting— the danger to aviators and the Llnn- SUBSCRIPTION RATES 95.00 & Year $3.00 Three Moniha Tic. » Month Entered at the Post Uffice at New Britain as Second Clase Mall Matt TELEPHUNE CAl Business Office Kditerial Ruotne . 926 The only profitable advartising medium In the City Circulation bouks snd prees ye open to sdvertisers. Member wt the Assoriuted Press muciated Press 1o wiclusvely en use for re-puulicativn of to 1t or bot otherwise paper and alse local in, The ttlea to the ail oews credited credited in_this news published U Burean of Circulation The A B. G nutioual orgaulzation which furnishes newspapers and adv tisers with & srictly honest apalyi ..circyjation. Our eirculation statistics Sased upon this eudit This Inmres pro- tection sgaimst fraud in newspaper df tribution figures to both natlonal e local advertisers. Member Audit The Aerald fs on sale dally in A York Hotaling's Newsntand, Times Bausre; Schults's Newsstanda Entrance Grand Central, 4Ind Btrest. S SR We feel inclined to have another say about the Graf Zeppelin crossing “the Paclfic, but all the superlatives | ger to spectators. A stunting exhibition in Hartford is no less worthy of censure than a | similar exhibition in California. At the Hartford show the object was to thrill the spectators, and be- | cause of the cloudy weather there | were a plenitude of generous stunts at a low height. Fortunately ever! have been used up. i Throughout New Britain there ls:: in progress | crickets in | yards join in & | eing alive. concert the a symphony every night—when the sylvan back chorus of pleasure At [ Speaking of nature, how is it {hat a Jersey mosquito at large in Con- pecticut can always find the single +pmall entrance in the average win- | {hing went well and nobody was In- | jured, not even an innocent bystand- | er. The stage had been carefully set tor a first class tragedy, one lhnt| would have converted into | Jarge front page type in every news- | | dow screen? S RIOTS IN PALESTINE The feud in Palestine over rights of Jews and Arabs around the famous wailing wall, having turned | “into warfare extending over a wido | advance aviation. expanse of territory and already re- ulting in more than 100 deaths, forces Great Britain to function as an umpire who must please the Jews and not create dlssatisfaction among | the kinsmen of the Arabs in other . ‘farflung parts of the British Empire. “ Thus by accepling the mandate | for the take-off and over Palestine, the Dritish Empire's seems self-evident following the | " problems s vastly increased in a de- | fuccessful exhibition of such a con- | partment where British statesman- by Juan De La Cierva, | ship for/years has been occupled | YOUns Spanish inventor, near Phila- | *“with reducing the smouldering em- | deiphia. B 3% Alacontont! Bimos!tha Wilsonei | Seeine s pelleving (Sono Cierva's | e Uit e termination | conirapionigorked neforeithe eriti- | | cal eyes of thousands of onlookers. | " percolated throughout the native st 5 i sk populauona of Indla, On e fourt test he brougl 13 Egypt and | 5 ¥ oiher “backward” nations in which | 2utosire to earth “practically sta- the British have interests, fear has | phlchgimenns. e deand | tionary;” e )it the time straight down from the skies. s when the white| This sounds uncanny. Application been the | | paper In New England. 1t is agreed that stunting does not | | THE AUTOGIRO That the next important develop- | ment in airplane manufacture will be along the lines of the autogiro, which ehables planes to ascend and extensive area the descent, | | | I descend without an | trivance __may soon arrive man's burden is too heavy to bear. ~-The Palestine warfare adds heavily | ' to the burden. No one at this mo-| gy : | most any kind of ground would do ment can gauge its implications, | The principle of Lord Balfour in making Palestine a home for the Jews was idealistic and the world as | But the Arab | dominated the | of this invention to airplanes gen- erally would eliminate the need for | expansive and expensive airports; al-' for an nirport. The municipal prob- lem incident to acquiring such sites would be vastly simplifted. 4 But no one knows how long it will 2'a whole applauded. N i | population, having Jand for many centuries, remains far | take before such a contrivance upon | airplanes will be general. Meanwhile there continues the need for more “{n the majority. The waliling wall is- | ! 5 and better airports and also landing sue was the powder keg that ex- | = 4 | fields to accommodate the existing ploded because the undercurrent of | & T fleets of air crulsers, animosity between Jews and Arabs | had not been allayed by the British warm weather but it is not likely to be a valid reason why most of us— we males, Of course—will discard heavier garments for the flimsy at- tire thus advertised. That there is need for a reform in men's wear during the summer time has been pelf-evident to the more thoughtful members of mankind for many Yyears, especially after they have had opportunities aplenty of g how nonchalantly modern womenfolks dress in summer gar- ments that are said to weigh no more than a few ounces. Men may be envious, but after all, they are rather conservative. They don't even go so far as to dispense with collars and neckties on & hot day, and hordes of them wear couts when the thermometer rises to 9¢ in the shade, True, in revent years some of the college boys began the custom of doing without hats, and others have followed the custom; but there seems to be an unwritten law that the undressing tendency is to go thus far and no further. There can be no question that pajamas are cool and comfortable, but most men atill cling to the medieval notion that the proper place to wear them is in the house. And lastly, we have a strong sus- picion that the pajama try-outs were started by publicity hounda for the pajama manufacturers. ——— PRISON-MADE GOODS As the time approaches for the | enforcement of the Hawes-Cooper federal law preventing prison-made zoods from being shipped in nter- state prison author- seein, state commerce, itics are in somewhat of a quandary how to employ prisoners. The opinfon seems to be current | that prison inmates can scarcely be employed in productive pursuits un- les they are of a type demanding interstate shipments. 1t was the opinion of Congress that by forcing states to retain their prison-made | goods within their own borders & way would specdily be found to man- ufacture only such goods that could | be readily sold within the states of | | origin. Prison authorities and numerous editors are saying it cannot be done, and predict a period of idleness for the prison poulations. Regardless of the justice or in-| justice—to the states—of the new federal law, the competition of fe- lons with free citizens has ul\\'ayui and always will be a sore spot to many cltizens. In the past conditions were such in many states that con- scienceless contractors were permit- ted to exploit prison lnbor for their own enrichment, the brutalizing of the prisoners, and the injury of heei who suffered from felom | competition. Fortunately the states have been forced to rveform them- selves by an awakeped public opin- fon after such scandals were prop- | erly exposed in the public prints. We have no doubt that, with some concentration of thought, the statea will be able to change prison pro- duction to such goods as readily find a mark:t within the state. citizens IMMIGRANTS AND EMIGRAN According to immigration reports | for Connecticut for the flscal year just ended, immigration and em-| gration applying to this state hnsi reached a remarkable balance. As | the efficicncy men would say, it hae been “stabilized.” The days of thousands of immi- JOSTON BANK MERGERS mandate. It is not the fault of the | Toston bank stock is held tightly, | British, the Arabs or the Jews, but is | ik 4 omparatively few the inevitable result of a condition | iine v honiies V| hands. Except for a few atray and | and _, Which, centuries in developing. can- grants reaching the state every month is past. Connecticut today re- ceives only those who come here | under the federal quota system for 26, 1929. NEW I;RITAIN DAILY HERALD, MONDAY, AUGUST Facts and Fancies By Robert Quillen An orator is & man who makes a platitude seem important by yeling it QAT sewil all communications to Fun Shop Kdltee, care of the New Britatn Herald, and your letrer will be forwarded to New York. It isn’'t being alone that abominate, but being alone thelr memories. people with Evidently Mr. Hoover takes the noble experiment seriously. He plana enlargement of Federal prisons. ATTENTION, DIPLOMATS! Instead of delegations, Folks, We'd send to Europe more good jokes. More fun-ships so that she'd forget Her one full time obsession, Debt! Conquering the air is llke a world war. Men go their limit to conquer it and then it won't stay licked. BIG SCALE! Jorry: “Are you people big eaters at your home?" Ralph: “Are we big eaters? |instead of salt cellars, we There is some disagreement about | sprinkling cans!* the best place for a garden, but the worst -place is inslde the neighbor's chickens. Stowaway: One who tries to get a ride without paying for it. Bee imitation. Buy, use CUPID'S FAILURE! By Hunt Plckets Cupid, one day, in idle quest, Fitted a dainty dart And aimed it at Priscilla’s breast, To strike Priscilla’s heart. Editing a magasine isn't so hard if you have a rellable list of form- er public officlals. Clean through It went, no heart was there! Said Cupid, “I belleve Priscilla’s just_the girl to wear Her heart upon her sleeve.” Fortunately, never sees and hears the gent minority” that thinks wonder. a celebrated cynic “intell1- him a The fox, being unable to reach the grapes, decided they were sour. 80 this thing of calling people “dcl- lar chasers” isn't new. Americanism: Traveling far to g t the benetit of some climate; remain- | ing indoors to play hridge. But there, alack! it was not found: “Aha!" cried Cupid, “note Her frightened air; now bound Her heart is in her throat.”” 'l be Fallure again, On slender chance Her one more arrow shoots; Assuming trom her downward glance Her heart {8 in her boots. Poor old dad. He never liked mu- sic unless it had a tune, and now none of it has. | Ifoiled, Cupid threw aside his bow; “She has no heart,” said he. (He 41 not know that long ago She gave her heart to me!) Now there s a vaccine to pre- vent almost everything except de generation of the moral tissues after one has been exposed to prosperity. The annual prize for composition goes to the linotype | man who made It read: “Americans are a pelf-consclous people.” inspirea Another consolation about getting | old is that a giggle doesn't affect you as it did at forty. It usually takes three generations | of money-getters to produce a strain | refined enough to despise vulgar | money-getters. Noah felt a bite and discovered the offender hiding in a seam of his | toga. “The first darned stowaway,” | he muttered. | These prison riots show the dan- ger of locking up fellows who are | accustomed to raising & row when they don't get service. Polite rules of warfare will be effective when a man about to have his throat cut won't kick his ad- versary because it isn't sporting. Correct this sentence: "I could wrie books that would make me ich,” sald he, “but I prefer writing for the intelligent few."” Copyright, 1929, Publishers $tr Harny - Syndicate Hoe ye heard thisone? | M. FT00ELL Something New in Blankets! ANOTHER STUNTER! Little Son (reciting nurs rhyme): ““The cow jumped over the moon’.’ The Mayor (absently): "All right. We'll declare a civic hollday, hold an appropriate eclebration, and pre. sent her with the keys to the city!™ —Mrs. George Orsonl. vy | THR STRANGE INTERLUDE! By Rose Marle Gaines (Situation: Rose turns on tha radio until Mac comes in.) Romre (winsomely): “Oh Maec, this 18 a surprise! What can you want her Fine yve ken what T want. have me, Rose?" “Are you proposing to ma? this is 8O sudden!” “Woman, dinna blether.” “Ob, but 1 must. You see, Mac, you and I know and everyonc clse knows that I'm going to marry you, but you've got to have a con- tribution to THE FUN SHOP some- how, #o T think, if you donm’t mind, I'd better pretend to be coy and bashful and ‘maidenly for the next five minutes. No, Mac, I will NOT marry you." THE VERY LATEST 1 have just heard that an Aber- deen man has patented an invention | for taking the ink-stains out of | blotting paper so that can be uged again. it i }holng pieces by Raleigh, and others, first, race.” Hendricks: “How did he finish?” Blake: “Beventh.” Hendricks: “You had the wrorg dope!” —Beatrice Joan Bedrick. (Copyright, 1929. Reproduction Forbidden) Questions and A QUESTIONS ANSWERED You can get an anawer to any question of fact oy iInformation by writing to the Question Editor, New Britain Herald, Washington Bureau, 1822 New York avenue, Washington. D. C., enclosing two cents in stampr for reply. Medical, legal and marital advise cannot be given, nor can ev. tended research “s undertaken. All othar questions will receive a per- sonal reply. (/nsigned requests can- not be answered. All letters are confidential.—Editor. | Q. Who said: #Words arc easy like the wind, Taithtul friends are hard to find. A. The quotation is attributed to Shakespeare in the “Passionate Pil- grim.” ‘It has also been suggested that the lines are by Barnfield, be- ing a piracy from Jaggard's pub lication (1699), a volume containing little of Shakespeare, the majority Barnficld Q. Whet nationality was Johann Kepler, the astronomer, and what discoveries made him famous? A. He was a German, born at Weil der Stadt in Wurtemberg, in 1571. His chief title to fame is his discovery of the three laws of planetary motion, the laws of ellip- tical orbits, of equal areas, and of the relations between periods ana distances. Q. What comet appearod In 1858, and when will it be seen again? A. Donatl's comet appeared in October 1858 and its tall reached halfway from the horizon to the zenith, Its perfod is 2,000 years and it is not due to appear again until 8868, Q. What i the name Chief Scout Executive of Scouts of America? A. James E. West, nue, New York city. Q. What relations are cousin’s children to my chiaren? A. Second cousins. Q. Who played opposite Monte Blue in the photoplay “Across the Pacific?” A. Edna Murphy. Q. When did Larry Semon die? A. October 8, 1928, Q. What volume of air mall was carrled in the United States in June of this year? > A. 598,494 pounds. Q. Who was the Greek goddess of Peace? A. Irene or Elrene, Q. Who wrote “The Importance of Being Earnest"? A, Oscar Wilde. Q. When and where was the Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity formed? A. At the University of Virginla, | March 1, 1868. | Q. What is the value of a Hugue- not Walloon half dollar dated 19247 A, Sixty cents, Q. What does the name Char- lotte mean? A. It is of Teutonic origin and | means “noble spirited.” Q. What actress played the part of the half-breed dancer in the “Desert Song"? A. Myrma Loy. Q. Is there a way to restors a rubber raincoat that has become stiff? A. No. .Q. What is the meaning of the name Deusenberg? A. It is a German family name meaning “citizen of a thousand.” of the the Boy Park ave- my | for Southern New England: | extends from the New England and | | Cincinnati | Duluth | Hatteras tion in monkeys and thelr averag: ”BOSSy" Gillis Av length of lite? { A A, The period of gestation is| BY Seven Lique: about seven months, The life span | Newburyport, Mass. At has been estimated at 16 to 18 years. —That the local police a1 Q. How old is Rin Tin Tin, the Spectors of persons was der dog actor? ted in an early morning raid A. Eleven years, day when a squad of seven, headed Q. What proportiou of the popu. by Captain Edward R. Ayers,descend lation of England are Roman Catho ed on the Newburyport hotel where Tics? this olty's celebrated mayor, Andrew A. The total population is 5, J. “Bossy” Glilis was. slumbering, 675,530, and Roman Catholics nuns and seized five gallohs of ale and ber about 1,930,000, considerable brewing equipment, The mayor, who had just returned from the convention of the state department of the American Legion | at Westfield, woke up long enough to inquire what the disturbance was about, Recently, it was recalled, he took policg to task for alleged wide open condltions here and told them to go out and raid fearlessly. They did! Observations On The Weather Washington, 26.—Torecast | Partly | the in- | vari- Aug. Tries Norwalk Harbor Swim and Is Drowned Norwalk, Aug. 26.—(@—Howard Taylor, 35, of here, ‘was drowned yesterday while attempting to swim across Norwalk harbor. His clothing, was found on a wharf after fisher-' men had seen him swimmg and cloudy tonight; warmer in terior; Tuesday mostly fair; able winds moderate | southwest, Forecast for Eastern New York: Partly cloudy tonight; warmer in central and south portions; Tues- | day mostly fair; cooler in north portion; gentle variable winds be- 5 > L 1 under th water. - coming moderate southwest. auddeniyin : ol e el leveRticiirea et the Canadlan provinces west of the | “2MPS: St. Lawren iver, D t 29.70 |, i |Lindberghs Land for Fuel inches. A ridge of high pressure n ia Airpo: et i Ll e B | L Pennsylvaiia Alpors the, ‘;\“?"g' ““,‘\;"“ “‘?‘e" ;“dp”“’“n“; | and Mrs. Charles A. 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Nevertheless some of the { the various quotas prefer to come nation's most aspiring and ambitious | to Connecticut depends entirely upon Mag: “Woman, ye've been reading | @ What is the period of gesta- THE FUN SHOP again. Well, two can play at that game. I'm a de- not be changed within a compara- tively few years. . While the British are endeavoring | to reach the scenes of the extended riots the fighting spreads with | alarming rapidity. The Arabs seem Beon TRl et S BT ey S, i UL GR d " |to have been to get a toehold upor they have been preparing for this|® "*¥° °°l“l z G :\h ‘F ;‘ + Nartare, while. the more peuceul | e finenclal fabric ot New Bngland, and also to increase the urge of their York and big banks are said to have had representatives in Boston whose en- Jews in many cases have nothing | but sticks and stones with which to | | elsewhere for more power and more own institutions in New defend themselves. It is and will be @ one-sided contest until the British | arrive in sufficient numbers to sub- | due the obstreperous Arabs and with | a heavy hand teach them that law and order must prevail. That done, the news will travel extensive operations. This seems to have set the Boston bankers to thinking, about concluded that if this is a time | for bigger banks the scheme can be | followed out right the reported mergers under way In | Sk Boston mentioned the two largest ;’:2::}1"dif:::":l’“”:‘“n';""”“" that the | 14 king fnstitutions In the city, the Bank and the Old zirplanes and cruisers to keep them company. And ,M" « “in subjection.” The outlook is not | ynion of six others Is regared as vir- | active; yet the British, with cen- | | turies of to Egypt and India and wherever the white man troops, guns N Colony First tional rust tually certain. ny Boston banks achie two aims: their supremacy as in the past. And | rpey gain the necessary size to avold how they sometimes do it is one of | colonizing experlence in | their rear, may uniting their resources the be able to uphold e local large-scale borrowers from be- the mysteries of nations. THE CAT HOLE I8SUE The statement of E | ing compelled to do business in New York, and they prevent outsiders | | from getting control of Boston bank- Allen Moore | iny | This beir the Cat | qominates almost everything it is not | as was that Boston de- | cps step with the times respecting failure of the highway 5 an age when n:-xr;:flrms‘ commissioner to improve Hole road to Merlden, authorized by the years ago, was a sharp reminder to surprising in Legislature two | fense ke o England at least will be gratified to learn that interests have | been folled Mr. Macdonald to get down to busi- 1 outside ness. Too frequently in other It has been evident that the state | lines this has not been the fortunate has neglected Hole for two reasons: That the road needs | of New Britain been sufficiently looked present, and that the Cat Hole road | ficial reason why men might take to | highway department of the ( | outcome construction 1t road | = S S NOT A PAJAMA AGE “They after for the | why not he and vicinity have are doing it in New York, may scem a supers would not constitute an artery for | wearing pajamas on the streets in deavor it has been to pick up such | and they have | in town. First of | induetrial and other conditions. During the last fiscal year the population of Connecticut was in- | creased through immigration from abroad by 5,776 persons. During the same period 1,264 former immi- grants left for abroad, thus becom- ¢ DBricklayers, tenders and mixers | working on the new Landers factory | building quit work yesterday, claim- | ing that they had not received their WaReS. ing emigrants. The net gain from abroad 4 immigrants. The figures in- | clude women and children. There is not the demand for im-| Ncw Britain has the largest men's | | migrants in the state as there once |SCiety In the state in the ol 5 | Abstinence unfon, according to ve- | was. Reports from the manufactur- | norty made at the annual conven- was | yourself. | body willing to marry an old woin- | gathering of ers' organizations is that whereas skilled labor is in great demand, the market for unskilled labor is glutted. As the majority of immigrants hav entered the field of unskilled labor —although net necessarily remain- ing in this class after the first few | yoars of residence—it is evident that economical conditions do not justify large accessions of unskilled labor- ers from abroad. There are many instances of skill- ed laborers from abroad, however, finding quickly and at good wages. jobs DEMOCRATS PLAN OUTING Further plans for the annual out- ing of the New Britain Democratic Club will be made tonight when the executlve committee will meet at 8 o'clock at the office of Judg. Wil liam . Mangan, democratc state central committeeman for this dis- trict. It is planned to have a sheep bake and Congressman Combs is being considered as the speaker. The congressman spoke at the state democrats at East- hampton earlier in the month. Al- derman John F. Maerz ix chairman of the committee. Tho date set is September 14, and the place, Lake Compounce, | tion today at Winsted. | The Bovercign Trading company | will hold & speclal meeting Thurs ay evening for the purpose of tal | ing action towards Incorporating the company. Farmers complaining of (he | ravages of skunks which at this scason of the year are showing a | fondness for young | ¢ oftice of the town clerk | i3 prac ly completed and _Mr. | Penfleld is preparing to move in'this | week. | Plans for the mew building were | approved at a meeting of the Tabs' | last evening, The Black Rock defeated the South Iind urday by a 13 to 12 score. ‘White Oak will hold ijts first \m'r»)" show next Friday, Silver loving | cups will be awarded to the winners, The Hebrews in this city are plan- | ning to organize a political club | Isracl Mag will act as the organizer. o | remarkable chickens, baseball | emmm—————————— | === | EYESIGHT EXAMINATIONS HENRY F. REDDELL OPTOMETRIST RAPHAEL BUILDING 99 WEST MAIN 8T, wLEvATOR sERYICE r 1 i T [ o PRECISION OF VISION" sirable catch. Ye're no chicken | Ye won't find anothar an. Rose Mac: way, I'm no man to ask ye twl not for the fourth time. Guid rid- dance tae ye, and I hope ve'll be sorry some day.” Rose ‘(in agony): going, Mas?" Mac: “I am that.” Rosc: “Im aure the clock’s slow. Won't you ask me again, Mac, very slowly and deliberately?” Mac: “Ochone, I mean och ay, if it'll grati ye. For the third time Rose Rose (with an eye on the clock): The seventh, Mac. You've lost Will ye marry me, Rose “No, Mac, I will not. w well, have it yer own “You're not | count.” Mac: “Will ye marry me, Rose?” (The clock strikes cleven!) Rose: “Thank goodness! Yes, Mae. 'l marry you.” Mac: “I always knew ye meant to." Rose: “What T love about you. Mac, is that you're so clever!" FULFILLING IT! Mrs. Rastus: “Didn’t yo' promiac me, when ah marrled yo', that vo' would bring me de finest clothes dat money could buy?” Rastus: “An’ ain't ah doin' it? TI'sc totin' yo' home de best wash- ings in town!” -Phyllis Wosey. L N BOLD INTRUSION! Mr. Eddie Cantor, noted stuge comedian, alleges that he knows a man who awoke yesterday morning. still a bit dizzy from a dizziness that had come upon him the night be- fore, and looked over the edge of the bed to see a cat walk into the room, “You would,"” sad the man to the wat, in a sour voice, “come in hers ind stamp your feet!” NO WONDER! Blake: "I bet on Morphine in the | “Spunky” Edwards’ # SPUNKY® EDWARDS' MONKEY CAUSES A TTREMENDoUS UPROAR - Monkey (SFantaine Fox, 1929