New Britain Herald Newspaper, August 23, 1929, Page 8

8 New Britain Herald | MERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY | Tssued Daily (Sunday Excepted) ‘ At Herald Bldg. 7 Church Street ‘ | | SUBSCRIPTION RATES $3.00 & Year $2.00 Three Months 75c. a Month Entered at the Post OfMce at New Britaln as Becond Class Mall BMatter, | likely to make in the prizefight game | TELEPHONB CALLS Business Offc . 925 Editertal Ruoms ... 926 The only profitable sdvertising medlum {n the City Circulation books and press room always open to sdvertisers. Member of the Assoclated Press The Assoclated Press 1s exciusively en: titled to the use for re-puulication of | all news credited to It or not otherwive credited in this paper and also local | news published therein. Member Audit Burean of Circulation The A. B. C. 1s a national organization which turnishes Dewspapers and adver- tisers with & strictly honest analysis of clreulation. Our eirculation statistics are based upon this audit. This {nsures pro- tection against fraud in newspaper dls- tribution figures to botb mational and local advertisers. The Herald fs on ssle daily fn New York at Hotaling’s Newsstand, Times | Bquare; Schui Newsstands, Entrance | Grand Central, ¢2nd Btreet. | P The two Boston baseball teams are | safe at the bottom of their respective | leagues, a situation fully equalled by the Hartford team. It seems ap- parent that this year the oniy| league in which any of our “leading” | New England could shine | would be one not possessing a cellar. teams The energy of an athlete when he runs a race is 13 horsepower, says & scientist. We should like the scien- tist to figure out the horsepow especially & a racehorse, horse.” There are 697 railroad crossing in the latest fatal is Connecticut, and grade crossing accident “probed by authorities.” It is about time to come to the conclusion that a card game on Broad street is as dangerous as a reckless driver. But then, it is pos- sible to play a game of cards with- | being out an ensuing encounter provided nobody loses anything. Drawing up an ordinance the es- | sence of which is time, and failing | to specify standard or daylight time, indicates a lack of watchfulness | somewhere. Perhaps if visitors to the council chamber were allowed to make a suggestion once in awhile this thing would not have happened. | A pajama dance having been at- tempted in Little Rock, Ark, thoughtful citizens will be pardoned for anticipating a swarm of similar episodes before the aseason wanes. The ‘“power of example” requires only a promoter to set another ex- ample. In other words, the naval author- | ities have been trying to find out more about the seaplane Mercury than is known about the planet Mer- cury. The tells its readers that its news writers do not paint the lily. We do not see how that is possible along the Naugatuck valley. Passengers who travel along the branch line are inclined to think | Ansonia 8netinal that a better plan would be to at- tempt heaps and the tin cans along the route. to paint the A “model husband” out West played the role for 25 years. He cooked the meals, kept the house in | income was | barnacles on the bottom of a ship. | which | clip. | with interest at 6 per cent. | citizens to | town's government is not a vital is- | | charter. | out of ten are eritical. NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, FRIDAY, AUGUST 23, 1929. c cs as had been promoted by | States freely tal the late Tex Rickard—took time to | ness to the Canadian police and was wonder how much Tex was making | not molested. | The confidence smuggler of human beings talked of his ability to get his charges across the international line indicates that there is little difficulty being ex- perienced. The American customs au- thorlties are very critical of visitors crossing the border and ask a list out of it had been about how Reams written Rickard; significance to become the greatest he rose from early prizefight promoter of the age. And | no writer neglected to say that his in proportion to his works. But | the kind of friends one is likely that the immigrant smugglers waste the time of customs officials L remain something of the nature of ¢ coming into tontact with them. From the lips of Mrs. Rickard, the| “From Europe to the Detroit au widow, herself, comes the informa- tomobile plants,” was the last line automobile P. dispatch. plant evidently extend a hearty welcome. They are not likely to tell the to of the The has a fat scrapbook the authors of late she 0. were | nd. They have not been good | that of I. tion full U.'s, riends” of her husl enough friends, however, to stop at | toms authorities anything the modest cottage in Flushing, L. I, | them awake | and pay what they owe. ‘ There were other reasons, why Mrs. Rickard finds band’s estate lacking in the expected weight. Having been a daring pro- | moter, he took plenty of long chanc- | s went | too, her hus- WISDOM FROM MR. FORD Henry Ford is quoted as saying that it returns to the United States he is through with manufac- rum and some of his enterpris ers, he says, cannot ‘make a perfect machjpe. We rather think that Henry el, would have something to say more than $200,000 in the red at one | Rickard has seen | thinks support her So far Mrs. the work ,000 estate, and 10 | about junking the Ford plant if rum child. | The many personal friends of the | from of going to to returned. And nobody as yet noticed that the late promoter are proud of having | Ford plant in Windsor, Ontario, has known him. Perhaps they frequently | been depressed or unable to manu- boast of their erstwhile friendship. | Perhaps it is too much to hope that | these good sports should suddenly X 10 wrote with a flourish of the pen and | facture that perfected Lizzie merely because rum is triumphant in On- tario. And nobody has as yet seen the Ford plant in England discarded for a like reason. Nor in Ireland. Nor is the Ford industry steering clear of Germany merely because Fritz likes his sein of hofbrau. remember the U.'s they once | show that chivalry and kindness to a woman and her child that would | stimulate them making rrpfiymems LACK OF CIVIC INTEREST Failure of a large proportion of that George take a vital interest in civic government usually is explain- | do the same. ed upon the score that the average quality of issues are not important THE PLIGHT OF FLORIDA Nothing is more depressing in | Florida than to refer to the boom to change the form of a |inat flattened out. How conditions | have changed in that commonwealth |is again emphasized by the failure of several municipalities to pay in- terest upon municipal bonds, which enough to warrant their attention, It cannot be said, however, that a proposal sue. West form of government, and a proposal | put forward to adopt a city| Here was issue that | should have commanded the atten- | Haven has had the town was G the dawn. future looked like a golden tlon of every voter. Well, it didn’t. Scarcely one-fifth | of the voters of West Haven both- cred about voting. Eight voting ma- | chines were set up in the town hall | Now Florida is an unwelcome call- er in the bond market. Its credit has defaults. Money will not go into Florida until the deflation is past and normaley has arrived. Mean- while many Floridian cities, includ- ing West Palm Beach, are making heroic efforts to reduce their debts by cooperating with nervous bondhold- ers. and during the “rush hour,” which was “after supper,” only four of the eight machines were in use. When the polls opened at 2 p. m only seven voters were at the town hall. By 6:30 only 600 votes had been | registered; by the time the polls | closed $70 additional citizens had voted. That was all. And this one-fifth of the town's| voting population, speaking for the | 2 The experience of Florida is a les- son to other states who in the fu- ture might enjoy favor above their fellows. A state, like an individual, must not mistake temporary pros- perity for permanence. All observers agree that the fu- ture of Florida is sound. The trouble is to find the sound basis { | | remaining four-fifths as well as for themselves, decided by a majority of less than 300 that the town would continue being run by the town form s to proceed. When that is done many a dollar will be gone forever, but what remains will be implanted in of government. Perhaps the four-fifths who didn't bother about voting didn't think it would malke any difference and that | | fruitful soil. taxes would be just as high either | S | PASSING OF THE NIGHT CLUBS CRITICAL OF THE TARIFF Word from the White House, brought to congressional is said to be to the effect that Pres- ident Hoover's assistants have care- fully tabulated comment on the tar- iff appearing in the newspapers and the times is that the night clubs in New York | paucity of suckers, causing business are suffering from a ears, [to be extremely bad. A goodly pro- | portion of these resorts have gone { out of business. There is nothing for anyone to the score stands that nine editorials | worry about. When Texas Guinan— | | Suckers, or was it Helen Morgan—addressed A truthfull *“Hello country realization that a prosperous | visitors with the is not inclined to applaud ed about his busl- | with which lhis‘ of searching questions. But it is un- | | managers keep | turing motor cars. Drinking work- | s son, Mr. Ford evidently has discovered | Bernard Shaw gets | | oceans of free publicity hy making | fool statements, and figures he can | were issued during the boom, when | been adversely affected by municipal | One of the most recent trends of | the phrase got wide pub- | | Facts and Fancies | BY ROBERT QUILLEN pretends to man. [ A | be hypocrite is who what he isn't. See Maybe the idea is to make pri ons more homelike so people W stay away from them, send all communications to Fun Shop Editor, care of the New Britatn Herald, and your letter will be forwarded to New York. Enforcement hint: When the sun is drying fruit, it dries the outside | il first. | CAN YOU BEAT IT? The female mind we must admit Has a funny kind of quirk in it, For the higher the mercury climbs we note, The surer “the wife” to talk Fur- coat! Still, it costs the government no more to defend a dry agent than o drag the river for him, | To be wicked, fruit juices must pe | ating in fact. That's clear. | when is a man intoxicated in SURE TO KILL! Mrs. Byron: “The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.” Mrs. Cullen: “That's handy to know, in case I ever decide to shoot my husband!" | intoxi | But fact? And now when you greet an ac-, |quaintance by asking how he's mak- ing it these days, he probably an- swers that he's using a little less sugar. WHEN BLACK Moonshine! | The lady of my heart is one Who has no peer beneath the sun; But mortal truths have mortal se- quels— Beneath the equals! —Samuel Hoffenstein. . All Over the Map! Would you hark to a take of the wonder trail Where the nut-brown gy READ Fortunately, Heaven doesn't judge | | the worth of men by the relative size | of their tombstone. | ss hasn't talked since Bible ows that one voicz then, moon I know her st was conclus even | 2t ; Yet the commonplace section you | |live in would seem wonderful as | any if written up by an enthusiastic | | colyumist. : ing throng Who follow a wayward star Would you like a lay of the broad highway And a lilt of the open sky, Or a lyric spun of the genial sun And the free winds breezing | at| | | [ — | Americanism: Minding your p's |and s in painstaking effort to imi- |tate the poise of those who are ease because they never mind their |p's and g's. Large families are a nuisance, It's |so hard to remember which one is responsible for which dents in the | car, Would you hear of the sea where the rovers be Who love on the tide to roam, Or hear of the wake where combers break. In a smother of flying foam? Would you care to hear of the Frontier Wher€ the wandering still is good ? You wouldn't, hey? Well, I'm bound | to say That I didn't expect you would! —B. C. Bogert. the What a modest creature is maa m so glad to meet you,” the tranger to him, and he never| wonders why. ar Tt it isn't possible to get some- | thing for nothing, how do you ex-| plain so many rich widows? You will remember that electric vibrating machines didn’t appear until the old model 7 flivvers went | out, 7 | | | —_— | | It she washes dishes for pay, | she's a menial; if she does it for {nothing, she is—IFeminine voica from the rea A sa Some concerns have only one vize | president, and in other cases tho boss has as many as six married aughters. The installment plan isn't new. | There hasn't been a time since the | Revolution when Americans \\'(‘ren"} | making payments on some old war. | It is suggested that America adopt titles to explain the importance of great men. Doubtless something like “Mr. Three Million Dollars Coal Mine Smith.” Correct this sentence: “I really want to marry him, dad,” said the flapper, “but of course you best.” Copyright 1929 Publishers Syndicate 25 Years A; }oday P. S. McMahon stated today that the attack against his theater is ju | petty spite. He invites the most rig- | |id inspection of his house. A. J. Sloper acted as chairman at the republican caucus held last evening in the Casino, This is the last of the Friday haf | holidays for the storckeepers and | their clerks, Peter Fusari will be in charge of the sport program at the annual {outing of Landers. Alderman George M. Landers and | | Joseph Hackney will represent New Britain at the launching of the bat- | tleship Connecticut at the Brooklyn | navy yard. | The Main street railroad cr |is said to be one of the worst if not the worst crossing in tne state, The New Britain council, 0. U M., one of the know | He learned about women fromr her! SOM1 Bill YAITH! Thomas a zealous signs on Mount ~—Norma Talmadge. 0 KNOW! Found by Rose M. Gajnes, | Dear Mac I am writing to you because I wanted you to be the first to know of my engagement to Roswell Ben- |met, who I really feel after thinking it over is the only man I could ever marry although I adore you, Mac, nd always want you for a friend and 1 will never forget how very and am terribly fond of you just the same only T have decided definitely to marry Roswell He is tall, dark and simply fasci- nating. Of course I'm all agog ahout it because I only decided the other day because I simply couldn’'t make . lup my mind about Roswell because ing sies are? | Would you list to a song of the rov- | y. that guy would ‘ | sweet you have always been to me Larry: “She wiggles so much!" region in which snakes originated | ith Walter. |and which they now occupy. A (Copyright, 1929. Reproduction For- few attempts have been made to in- | bidden.) troduce harmless species into | Ireland, but as far as the records . Questiong | show none have been established | there. This may be due to a lack | of proper environment, climate; to |discase or other abnormal con- dition. The slow-worm, or lag- worm, a legless llizard, which su- perficially looks very much like a snake, is native In Treland and may account for some of the snake stories of that country Q. How high is Mt. in Alaska and Mt. Ranfer, ington? A. The official height of Mt. McKinley is 20,300 feet and of Mt Ranier 14,408 feet. Q. Can Indians on be drafted in the army | war? A, Yes, Q. What is the stance known? A, Osmium, Q. What is the nationality AH McKinley in Wash- reservations in time of QUESTIONS ANSWERED | You can get an answer to any | question of fact or information by | writing to. the Question Editor, New | Britain Herald, Washington Bureau. 1322 New York avenue, Washington, | D. C., enclosing two cents in stamps | for reply. Medical, legal and marital adviss cannot be given, nor can ax- | |tended research k3 undertaken. All| |other questions will receive a per- sonal reply. Unsigned requests can- | not be answered. All letters are confidential.—Editor. heaviest sub- real name of John Gilbert? real name is John Pringle and he is an American by birth. Q. How do the number of motor vehicles in France, Germany and the United States compare? here are 1,098,000 motor vehicles n France; 531,000 in Germany and 1493,124 in the United States. Q rom what language is the ward “garage” adapted? A Garage is from the Trench ward “garer” which means to shel- ter or secure, and Q. What is the lon, made in baseball? A. There is no official | but Harry Heilman, of the Tigers, once hit a home run | was estimated to have t about 610 feet, Q. To what extent has the Bla feet tribe of Indians diminished | numbers? | A. Less than a century ago lho‘ | Blackfeet constituted one of the| | strongest and most warlike tribes, seing estimated as high 40,000. | They still number over 5,000 of | whom about 3,375 are on the Black- | feet Reserve in Montana, and the [ rest are in ¢ i | | Q What fs the name Kenneth? A. It is Gaclic means “a leader”. Q. Was the case Scopes of Tenness | U. 8. supreme court? A, The case was not appealed to the supreme court of the United States. The supreme court of Ten- | nessee confirmed the verdict of the | lower courts and held that the| statute prohibiting teaching the dic- trine of the evolution of man was | constitutional, | Q. Who played the part of the | boarding house keeper in the picture “While the City Sleeps' \ A, Polly Moran. Q. Was Kerensky or Tenin the | leader of the revolutionary move- ment which overthrew the Czar of | Russia? A, Neither was the leader of | the revolution. On March 1917 the Russian Duma carrjed through | {a coup d'etat as a result of wMth the Emperor Nicholas 1T abdicated. | A provisional government under | Prince George Lvoff was set up | which held office until May 16, 1917 | when it was reorganized. On| August 6, 1917 occurred what is sometimes called the “second revo- | | lution” when a new cabinet under Alexander Kerensky was formed. | This government maintained itself | | until November 7. 1917, when the | | Bolshevik revolution or “third revo- [lution’ ’occurred under the legder- |ship of Lenin and Trotsky, and the | | military revolution committee seized | nit ever | | record Detroit which aveled Otservations On The Weather Washington, Aug. orecast for Southern New England: Show crs tonight and possibly Saturday. Not much change in temperature. Fresh southwest winds. Forecast for Eastern New York: Partly cloudy with showers tonight and possibly in extreme south por- tion Saturday morning. Slightly cooler in west central portion to- night and in north portion Saturday resh southwest winds New Haven and vicinity: ers tonight followed by Saturda Conditions: ~ The disturbance noted yesterday over the upper Lake region moved eastward to Ontario and Quebec with a trough extend- ing southward to North Carolina and southwestward over valley and into the states. prevailed ck- in | the and meaning of | in i of Prof. Thoma e decided by the Show- clearing central plains Thunder shower conditions from the far southwest northeastward to the central plains states, thence eastward over the Ohio valley to upper New York state, central Pennsylvania and por- tions of the Middle Atlantic states. Conditions favor for this vicinity settled, showery weather followed by fair. Temperatures yesterday: High 86 86 Low 66 70 Albany . Atlar LEYES EXAMINED GLASSES FITTED Frank E. Goodwin Optometrist 27 MAIN ST. PHONE 1905 the Ohio | | Atlantic City Block lsland | Boston Buffalo . Chicago Cincin! Cleveland Denver Detroit Duluth Hatteras Jacksonville Kansas City l.os Angeles Miamt Minneapolis Nantucket hville New Haven New Orleans New York Norfolk, Va Northfield, Pittsburgh Portland, M ncisco Washington i Vt. 13 Foreclosure Suits | Filed in City Court | Pius Zink has been made defend- ;:n\t in a foreclosure action insn-‘ tuted by George and Joze Zalins- (kas. The plaintiffis claim install- ments due on mortga note se- |cured by the property have not been paid. An attachment of $2 “ )0 has been placed on Bain street property by Deputy Sheriff Martin H. Horowitz, Attorney Monroe §. | Gordon represents the plaintiffs. i Two foreclosure actions have been |instituted against Nicholas Scapel- {lati by Anthony Mirante. The first |is to foreclose a mechanic’s lien cn | Clinton street property, the claim in.-mg that the plaintiff guaranteed payment of Scappellati's debts to the §.\'v\v Dritain Lumber Co., and when |the debts were not paid the New Britain Lumber Co. placed a lien on the prem and gave the lien to | Mirante to foreclose. The amount involved is 87,5 second ac- tion involves The action }sm’l\': | street proper The plaintiff represented by Attorney Monroe ‘Gcrdon, is s. BIKE RIDER HITS AUTO Although he was knocked off his bicycle when he ran into the car |of Leon H. Leonard, 447 Arch | street, at the corner of Cliff and | Chestnut streets at 4:45 yesterday afternoon, William Kirk, 14, 128 | Cherry street, was able to get up, | brush himself off, and ride away again, unhurt. | In the accident the boy received | only a slight bruise on the left arm. | The driver of the car made an im- mediate report to Sergeant O'Mara of the police department. | DINNERS MIDWAY DINEYDANCE ATROCK CAFER! 200,000 SALT WATER SWIMMING POOL UTOPIA DANCE HALL G v | the government authority and hand- |ed it over the next day to the All-| Russian congress of the Councils of | | Workmen's Soldiers' and Peasants'| | Deputies. | Q. Are people? A. It is not the name of a sepa- | {rate race, but is applied to any in- | | dividual in whom there is a con- | | genital deficiency in the CAN YOU hopes some day pructically everybody homes are bought with cash paid borrowed represents in som part of the total cutla ery family sirable objective, few must bo often a larg from offici ing, discussing the whcle question of home. It contains just the Informatio purchase and how' the money 15 bor send for 1t: “albinos” a race of | | coloring | | pigment of the hair, skin or iris of | the eye | Q. To what extent has the popu- |lation of the United States in- {crensed in the last eight years? i A. The 1920 population of the { United States was 105.710,620. The {1928 estimated population was [ 120,013,000, Q. Are { Trelanad ? The Biological there are no snakes native in | Treland and never have heen, so {far as authentic records show. | This is due to its isolation from the | — == = == > =CLIP COU NANCING EDITOR, Wash 1322 five cents in coin_or loos: postage and handling cost uncanc | | | | | | NAME there any snakes |n; | STREET AND NUMBER Survey s | cITY that I am a reader of the NEW to own BRITAIN SWING IT? a home. In attaining this_ de- needs some financial assistance, Ve d out of the bank. The amount which 1e cases a relatively small, but more Our Washington Bureau has compiled sources an_ihteresting and valuable bulletin on Home Financ- borrowing money for purchase of a n you want on low to go about the rowed. Fill out the coupon below and 1 PON HERE =~—— =—— — = ington Bureau, New Britain Herald, ) [ I want a copy of the bulletin HOME FINANCING, and enclose herewith elled U. S. postage stamps, to cover STATE HERALD. s S Mickey (Himself) McGuire By Fontaine Fox order, washed the dishes, attended to the laund and did all the other innumerable tasks about the house, | radical tariff changes upward. Thus relieving his | he largest councils in |y adore you, Mac, only somehow I | :\]-:(:r(,:‘:’,‘,::m ’{'['“::”F & drive for|foel T am mot the wife for you. I| there are 478 merbes . —c"¢ tme | think perhaps we know each other Thero will be fln‘“fflr{’l-_ : | too well but T am awfully sorry | T e rks tonight at [about it because I adore you, Mac, | tomrine win el theater pe:- | but think this is for the best el et tocioei: Roswell is awfully broadminded brate its 16¢h amirvor A Will cele. fand we have talked it all over and tember 14, plonniversar yon Sep-|have decided that we can both see |sary will o mans for the anniver. |our friends just the same after we | evening, nade at a meeting this (are married and I hope it isn't go- T ing to make any differcnce to you [ Rentachiory waLfield & field day ac |that T am married hecause T adore [ tracijomtor's park Saturday. An :t|you, Mac. and want to see you loads | Economically, the night clubs have Program is being arranged. |atter I am married becanse Roswell | won't mina and of course you must | come to the wedding. Please come to see me soon, Mac, md T know you will understand my | writing you this, 1 adore | vou and wanted you to be the first to know. T know this will all make vou as happy as I am hecause you | are so fond of me as T am of you. As ever lovingl | the attempt to increase the cost of |licity. It was considered smart. But | living—which would be the effect of | the advertising did not do the night | THE ToUGHEST FIGHT: MCGUIRE EVER HAD ! clubs as a whole any good. Sooner wife of much hard work. But his efforts were not ap- | Preciated, and he finally filed a bill | (ne House, has accepted lower alti- | with pleasure” dislikes to be taken | for divorce. We judge from the bill | of particulars that the wife wasn't | as model as the husband. two to play at that game, what the about it, the Senate committee, instead of |or later the average individual who gearing up the rates higher than |visitis New York on business “mixed V'd f’f \NPS N ME tudes. |in as a sucker. He has learned to | And when the tariff bill gets on]mom the process. That is why the It takes | (he floor of the Senate the outlook |night club business is falling flat, despite is for cven more shearing of rates. |and not on account of the efforts of women's magazines say | The original aim of the tariff tink- | the federal prohibition agents. ering was to create a bill providing Str Harny - LAUDER o FUNNIER Hae ye heard this one ? last aight,” | friend. T there were for protection to farm products, re- | been a monstrosity. If everyone were | millionaire they something of a useful purpose in re- Now that the election campaign is memory, John J. Raskoh had time to followi “There ar gardless whether such rates would really help the farmer. The attempt v under way, however. | land | a a would serve think up th m e lieving them of a slice of their pile I millionaires still reman comparative- | ly few | how- was beeause too many truck who ought to he an trucks and not in college.” To which we drivers the I e industry in Tt \efore every and putting it into circulation heard nderful opport 1S from. looked might add Give them and the average comme the picayune observation traveler who visited the night clubs | soon found that the cost of the en- | millions of consumers, time; the truck busine: ™ = Mae. he truck business is constant- | cyer, have kept their balance and | “I had a lovely : said Jock to an s in a hoos time English where OH DIE “Petiing is v ly expanding, and more truck driv- ers will be required the than in the present or past ave been heard from to stay the hands of the tariff jug- high | sufficiently | tertainment was out of all proportion re in future a to its value. It took these gentlemen all th beginning to act tively upon their finding The fact notorious Gladys you look at it.” Eddic Aw. come over her and view it from the same angle T do!" —Virginia Block. rong any way about three th rs n or Smoot, T had to | t to ditching his sliding sugar years to find THE RICKARD ¢ Curiosity as to how JRTUNE" many priest of a high tarif out, but re | conser most effe | thous- has found it advisable to and that some of have utilized night clubs as rendez- i of the most AT HE KNEW! A teacher read aloud to her class from a primer: ““This is & COW. as fast as the horse cannot run as fast Now, Bobby." tell me abont ands—or millions—of d >ns—of dollars a pub- | agree to a lower rate for sugar eriminals the times lic personali President Hoover, too, has not understood by th ptpon (bRl nis original vi at there | vous them rent has been sugar and water at $3 so led cautious foll But s to avoid n the ? No, ho asked, in your cow run | the cow clty prevaricators be tarife | the no To timent unnecessar most effective dete ing lurid language upon much s the ey merely art | changes keep abreast of a sereen idol m fling forth fictitious real throughout the the White well-oiled a bottle. Competition in the enter- L it S words The little fellow it onto de Ain't jeant? Can she hump herself as fast 15 de horse? Nit, she ain't in it wid de horse.” informatior seven pipers and in’ rent like n they were Man, it heaven!™ (Copyright John F. Dille Co.) National Newspaper Service John ¥. Dille, president, 326 W. Madison Street Chicago ling a ) ' play was House He him| has kept tainment field is stiff, and the gen- T b -y : tunes, st i Y tening machinery eral run of entertainment seckers in’ S Fverbody doesn't understand art— cow she a | has heard nough to convince has discovered that every in even screen art; that it when it is stated that Beulah Close- but it is supposed | that was right and dance pavilion along the h- | e The | TMMIGRANT SMUG | Bilded boys and girls have merely | Canada is attending strictly to her | own business everybody can understand ways offers more at less cost EXPLAINED! Marie: “Why don't you nee with Kate Smith?” Larry: “She giggles too much Marie: “But why do vou like to {dance with Mildred Fullis?"" | up is paid $20,000 a week } found more reasonable prices at the | end of an automobile trip. Ar is nothing like to On something of the same princi- That was evidenced | ple a great many followers of sport- | at Windsor, when a man smuggling | i even I such amusement &y ing events—especially fuch nsliclfi\e immigrants into the United |poor man. (®Fontaine Fox, 1929. 44