New Britain Herald Newspaper, August 13, 1929, Page 6

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Member “The A B C “which furnis “tisers with al | | | 1 \ in_New The Herald fs on sale dally York st Hotaling's Newsstand. Times Bquare; Schultz's Newsstands, Entrance Grand Central 42nd Bireet. s ] spelied T OK instead of an editor but telegraph don’t with me.” know, cither way is The treatment accorded the mash- er in police court, who was fined and for slapping an unwilling sentenced victim in the face, will me There are (w0 et with the approval of everyont Xkinds of mashers: Those who do not know enough to rebutf and these who do but recognize are common | ortunate- to detect nuisances all the same. { ellows are hard as they never ply their 1y these by the poli nefarious adventuring when a po- | liceman is in a block. Now there is to be a consideration | of storm sewer and sanitary sewer | will cause the bonds, which naturally municipal economists to pucker their eyebrows and refer to the tax rate. But let them tell the board of finance and taxation how the city is to do its duty by all taxpayers with- out constructing such necessary pub- lic works. All taxpayers arc entitled to be treated alike, and that includes sewers wherever people are living in | this expanding city. | | | Holding up automobile petters may be quite anindustry, but the victims | can easily outwit the holdup artists | by carrying little ana | jewelry with them. Of course, a male petter without much money might be considered a poor companion, but m; possess little funds in order to out- wit the holdup gangs at least has the money appearance of a good excuse. Or, the money can be spent before the pet- | ting starts. As one of the recent vie- tims had only $4 with him perhaps | that was done. THE MERCURY The mystery which America may enter in the Schneider | +eup races will have to do consider- | ably more than before Lieutenant Alford 8. Williams, the navy's speed decides to enter it. For 318 miles an hour is the present record, unless the Mercury in her trial tests along the | seaplane 318 miles an hour | | tlyer, and Severh river at Annapolis beats this record conclusively it will be scarce- ly worth while to enter the craft in That, at feels about it. the cups race is the | way the nav The Mercur contraption as the least, s queer 4 looking eye of a man could expect to see, but only so be- . cause our eyes have become accus- | * tomed to the present type of sea- | Iwuhoard is comparatively thick—ex- | war president, and though the war Tances in the interior of the earth the | does | Ha, ana | at their head. | safety, the result of failure will hang | NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, TUESDAY, AUGUST 13, 1929. S cept for a weak spot under the ocean | ultimately did not insure democracy off Nova Scotia and northern Malne | everywhere it certainly produced this —and that when there are disturb- |in the late enemy country. THIE SOVIET PLANE If a plane can be given a signifi- results in tremors. cant name and used to fly over long One of weak spots is along | distances and to distant parts, it is the coast of Ca good advertising. And as everybody | city of San F once levelled, | referring to the plane would be fore- has been rebuilt at the same site— | ed to refer to it by name, the more | on the supposition that earth- |significant the name the better the | quake is not likely to occur at its But | such parts of the earth’s crust which surface at the thin crusts rather than hereabouts would be apt to show the thet lifornia. The proud | ancisco, an | |advertising. The Russians have found that out. They have it and were willing to learn. “Land of the is essaying a journey from | Moscow to New York. The fact that | worst twlce in the same place seen others do are comparatively weak must re- Thus the plane, main so indefinitely, so that it is pos- | Soviets.” sible and probable that carthquak Uncle Sam is not on diplomatic re- no during long periods of time, would | the Ob- San | lations with difference to a plane from the land of the Soviets. | It doesn't need to be more than a | strike twice i same place Russia m viously, every person living particular visiting heated in Francisco would make de- nial to such a statement Returning to a discussion of our |Visitor for a restricted time, and | own tremor: So long as nobody was | that is all that is expected. The plane, which left Moscow on | August 8, has been headed through | Siberia and its sponsors hope it will | | reach injured, what of it? A COMPROMISE Although no one it is to be brought about, there is every |1and along the northern Pacific. This | is a perilous Recently an American plane failed in attempting If the here— AT THE HAGUE knows how New York along the rim of likvlihcod voyage. effected at of a compromise being The the rife Hague regarding a a | somewhat “land of the well, div similar route. R Morgan will give needed advice and | ion of rey ions _sums. th Soviets" it reception. TS are t the House of gets we'll give welcome and a ! courtequs It and when | that happens we will be convineed | that issistance, or that FFrance may yield payments to Great Britain. Whatever | ; | happens, it is likely to be a com- ¢ Soviets have some good promise. For it is beyond belief that the governments facing a deadlock aviators. THE SNOOK CASE To a man battling for his life by trying to | nt will permit a disagreement upon who is to get the the money permanently menace operation of the Young avoid being executed or | to prison for life to be called | insane by 11 experts is merely an | incident plan. irst indication of the pending s the general satisfac- tion over a delay until compromise 1t is libelous to call & man insane when he isn't; but not during later in the ! week before further discussions are had. A delay under present circum- | tances gives time for better thought and an appr a court trial. Eleven individuals pro- | fessing to be experts have called Dr. | James M. Snook temporarily insane | when he Killed Theora Hix, his paramour. The fact that Dr. Snook | was a university instructor in Ohio | has lent wide interest to his case, I ook were merely some nobody in a city slum few would take an inter- | est as to his temporary insanity. Ex- al of the possible re- | sults of failure. The inclination will be more general to avoid failure. a PROHIBITION IN NEW YORK Having nominated Mr. LaGuardia as its candidate for mayor of New York, the party of the metropolis has given notice that it not conform Hoover's “leade " Mr. of the outstanding wets in Congress Republican perts cost money. to President THI} AMERICAN BULLFIGHTER hip in law enforce- ment LaGuardia has been one | fighting has its glories; but also its | dangers. The dangers are not only realized in Spain, but elsewhere. It | takes courage to fight a maddencd bull, and skill to win the battl Mayor Walker stands on prohibi- tion about Mr. LaGuardia | stands. The two have nothing to dis- where and | sometimes cven the most skilled of bullfighters don’t win. | Sydney T cuss on this subject. They may make a show of arguing over Tammany mebody in the Republi- occasionally anklin, the bullfighter, who Brooklyn been having | such success in Spain as to become a national hero, has found out that | the glorles of the bull ring some- | times go to the bull. Gored by an animal during an exhibition in the | Campo Pequeno bull ring in Lisbon, | Portugal, his condition was describ- can camp about may yell speakeasies and general fail- has ure to enforce the dry law under a Tammany regime; but it will only be | the desperate cry of the outs against the ins, with nothing definite’about a change if the present outs should happen to get in with Mr. LaGuardia rious.” He followed a peri- calling and came to grief. BEING AN AUTOMOBILE HOST The friend vour machine s the only American bullfighter | in Spain or Portugal he will not have a re- you have invited into may should an accident occur and he or she be injured. Yo unrea: turn into many successors. Ior an American to ' | be indulging in this so-called sport scems an anomaly, anyway. BEATING EVOLUTION LAWS Down in Arkansas, where public school teachers and the the friend is not likely to be nable i you are careful. Should you, however, after inviting Rim or her for a ride, begin step- ping on the gas and driving on the wrong side of the drive around other teachers in academies supported by public tax money no legal privilege to | teach the theory of evolution on even a take-it-or-leave-it b going the way road, or try to have moving traffic | without due regard to his or her the law is | of many another law | conceived in ignorance and executed | | with fanatic heavy upon your head A Ditter lawsuit can result if you, zeal. after being host to somebody in your car, do not One Orland Jay Armstrong, who | made a tour of the anti-evolution | | belt in Arkans; All of which helps to make clear | exercise extreme about how you drive. care reports in Popular Science Monthly how are making the doing so in an the teachers | ridiculous and entirely legitimate manner. They don’ hat being an automobile host carries with it law more responsibilitics than used to be the case. It is bad enough | t disobey the man- | to he a carcless driver when you are | dates of the law, but they refer to it, | alone; it is doubly bad to be carcless be a | | cool, cards from the resort matter contained on pages so-and-so in such-and-such a book is fllegal under the anti-evolution law. 1 do not want to break the law, so we will omit those pages from the discus- slons. But I shall hold you re- sponsible for all the reasonable facts | discovered in this course. These are only two ways of side- stepping the law and still referring to the fact that such a thing as evo- lution exists. If a student under such circumstances doesn't have his appetite for the theédbry whetted as | never before he is of such a mental | caliber that it doesn't matter | whether he reads about it or whether he doesn't, Facis and Fancies Dieting: Eating things you abom- inate. Just tell us, Mr. Wickersham, whether that was an indiscretion or a feeler. You can recognize home during the school vacation. It's the place where the children ain't. Still, the energy expended to make planes stay up doesn’'t com- pare with that devoted to bloomers. What we need is a straw hat that won't taxi when it finishes a flight. The only way to make everybody | watch you is to become famaous middle-aged widower. or Remorae is the feeling that slowly wears off next morning as you be- gin to think you may live, after all Politician Kkeeping quict to see which way the cat will jump. As a last desperate effort to get you might ask some banker for a loan on your plain note. Americanism: Feeling rich be cause we have doubled the for doing one another's washing. And some men think they are tol- | crant when they merely have a fel- low feeling for a ghastly ass. The advantage in phan is that the sad foolish training can its paréntage. dopting an or result of yot be The slavery question would be 80's loud had about been it. afraid to talk out A “good spends $200 his wife frock. fellow” is one at a night club is making over an who while old The best known cure for insom nia is to place one foot in front of from 5 a. m. until sundown. Isn't sclence wonderful! After centuries of study it has learned that Nature intended us to expos our hides to the sun as savages and cattle do. Historians of the future will won {der why Americans in this prosper ous era did food without clothes and How times change! ers for now tals. The old-tim- t for their convictions, and men fight as hard for acquit- this sentence: girls have t Correct and the “Mother forty post “and words man, the not one concluded with ‘Wish you were here'.” (Copyright 1929, Publishers Syndicate) $tr Ha rony - A I'ULL LOAD An Aberdonian, from a rather late part a collection of ambulance: \ | | A broad yellow strealk | price | blamed on | To the Spanish temperament, bull- | with us yet, too. if statesmen in the | | | | I | |the other and repeat behind a plow | | said the old | LAUDER ~= FUNRIER Hae yo heard thisona ? returning home | came upon | stretch- | | want to appear conspicuous! him off!" TWO OF A K Gregg: “Have a good time at the Brady's last night?" Willlams: “No, most unintelligibl2 evening 1 ever spent.” Gregg: How 507" Williams: “He was explaining the ‘Einsrnin Theory and his wife was talking to the baby —Rey. Paul Marias. (Copyright 1929. Reproduction Forbidden) Send all communications to Fun Shup Editor, care of the New Britain Herald, and | your letter will be forwarded to New York. A “DIPLOMA"” MILL THAT SHOULD START GRINDING! Diplomas for science, diplomas for art, But why in the name of all reason | not start Giving diplomas for Fun? It's con-| ceded nothing in more needed! That everyday life is| COLOR MADNESS! Judge: “The traffic officer says you stopped and refused to move| even though the light said ‘Go. Have you any excuse?" Offender: “Yes, Judge. You see, I'm a fruit grower, and green makes me see red!” | | QUESTIONS ANSWERED You can get an answer to any question of fact or information by writing to the Question Editor, New Britain Herald, Washington Bureau, 1322 New York avenue, Washington, D. C.. enclosing two cents in stamps Reports from Kansas of the dovel. | O reply. Medical, legal and marital Somenbiota newibracil ot winsless a0 yise cannotibe Elyen A NOTACanEs s Chichech Have dtitad Tetesy poul.|nded tssedrob =5 undertgien. Al i iRurn o mitsraat Lolorosa ttaln | Ois= ausstions il Areecly SRR AnSty fui wiiloh of axbis pale of Brimsticha | SO0T JOUIE: LIDSigned BElIENE Hal. e le et hala I Earas 1l han M | Lot bs anayened S AL IS RERS A Breed Sintan will pe el white] S THENHL CHallen meat with no neck s also being| Q Who prescribed the motto ior | sought by some iconoclnsts, regard- |the United States Treasury seal, and loss of the dire effect on church |has it ever been changed? suppers and pot-pie dinners for fire| A. The seal was adopted by a companics, which, according to their committee appointed by the Contin patrons, find wings and necks their | ental Congress in 1778. The motto | mainstays. has never been changed. One enterpriser is seeking to orig-| Q. Who won the inate a breed of chickens which National Spelling contest won't cross a road! May of this year? A. Virginia Hogan of Omaha, Nebr., won first prize. Viola Strbac of South Milwaukee, Wisc. second prize, and Teru Hayashi a | Japanese of Ventnor, N. J, won the | third prize. | Q. What is bic foot of ice? A. It weighs 56 pounds. Q. How much did it cost to pro- duce the motion picture “Ben Hur?” | A. The estimated cost was about | $4.000,000. | Q. How many miles of paved !highway are in the United States? ! "A. The total surfaced roads at |the close of 1928 was 625,000 miles. This does not include city paved streets for which there are no sta- tistics. The total hig mileage of the United States is .005.614. | Q. How old is Tom |is he doing now? | A. He is fifty years old and is |touring with the Solis-FFloto Circus. Q. Who wrote the lyric poem “Marpessa 2’ A. Stephen Phillips. Tt was pubs lished by John Lane Company, New | York and Tondon, in 1900. The story is from Greek Mythology { Marpessa, being given her choice by | Zeus between the god Apollo and the martal Tdas, chose Tdas. Q ished by the S the Tederal Army during the Civil War? 7 A. CHICK WITH FOUR DRUM- STICKS IS DREAM OF Y FANCIERS Al A iy — the in prizes in I held | the weight of a cu- Starting on a trip! EITHER WOULD SUIT! City Editor: “Darn that new re- porter and his bum handwriting. Here's a story about James Wiggins and I can't make out whether it 15 telling about his ‘fiance’ or his ‘fi- asco'.” Managing do. I've seen A total of 62,961 men includ- ing 50,318 white troops, 8.718 col- ored troops and 3,925 sailors and marines. | What is the chemical nana oil? Amyl acetate. WWhat railroad owns the larg- | st locomotive in the world? A. The Northern Pacific has a locomtive 125 fect long, weighing 11.116,000 pounds. with tractive power of 153,400 pounds Q. Who is the heroine in Thsen's plav, “A Doll House? A, Nora. Q. Should 'Postmaster ten as one or fwo words? A One word Q. Where is Taprobane Editor “Bither will her! | Martin Kessek. | name Then there's the story of the tour- | ist in Scotland who wouldn't give a penny to a beggar because he didn't WELL— Father was lying on the floor tak- ing his afterncon nap and was snor- ing very loud. Little Jason, four, opened his big black eyes in wonderment and list- {encd interestedly for some time. At last, unable to understand| what was afling father he turncd in- quiring eyes to his mother and| ' qf g the ancient name asked. “Muzzer, what's wrong with ' cocion Daddy? He goes like an acroplane.’| ~ o 3 Gladys Bruce Knorp, BALLAD OF LOVELORN By V. D. Schultze Muriel, Genevieve, Grace, a be writ for 1s word W§rdipity A. It is a word coinpd by Papole, to denote the lity finding valuable things unexpecte there such a as se- LADIES of d- al won the | Mix? What | Horace | Forceast for Eustan New York: | 8howers luts 1onight or Wednvsds slightly cooler 1 necth and ecitral rtions Wedn ¥ gentie - cust shifting to moderate southwest winds. orecast for New Haven and vis cintty: _Showers tonight and Wed- nesday Conditions: A barometric pressure |ly. 1t is taken from a fairy tale The Three Princes of Serendip.” Q. Where is Mount’ Petermunn? A. 1t is a summit ol the Austral ian Alps in New Zealand. Q. What is the meaning of the name Mickiewicz? A. It is a Slavic name meaning | “son of Michael” (who is like God). Q. Does the Hebrew word Kosh- 3 L o erAme;:;'he ss‘:,‘;:g”“. an adjective|Texas northeastward to upper T ssnins Sarmitted by or fulfiing|BHohigsn. . Anpther disturbance ey | central near Hatteras, N. C.. 18 pro- tha requirements of the law; clean. | SEtrFal Beat T8 ElE: b o e {’t"i,"oe:’{;f;‘:’n:;l“”g;‘"f’:(‘iz"y to 100 | Atlantic coast. The showers have e st iy been light during the past 24 hours. B e L. withan wovqrev| ine. cnviplese S ReRSIC B RS Bl . than an inch of rain was Little NS Rock, Arkansas. A oul Conditions tavor for this vicinity Q. What relation are the fair weather with moderate tem- [dren of cousins to each other? [ perature, | followed by increasing A. Second cousins. | cloudiness and probably local Q. 1s a slight movement of the showers. surface of a body of water caused| Temperatures yester by the wind called a “ripple” or a - “riffle?” | A. In American idiom a “riffle” |is a rapid stream or slight rapids. | The slight movement of the surface of a body of water, caused by the | wind, is a “ripple. e Q. What are the names of the|p mother and father of Will ROEers, | yatteras the humorist? Tios Angeles A. He is the son of Clem Vann | Miami and Mary Schrimpsher Rogers. Minneapolis 25 Years Ago Today Nashville New Haven New Orleans New York . Harry P. Townsend of this city | Norfolk, Va. nied today that he is the mysteri- | Northfield, Vt. ous aviator that has been flying a | Fittsbureh [ plane in this vicinity on various oc- | ertland. Me. | casions. St €he republicans of this city are| vashington | planning « big celebration when the | Roosevelt and Fairbanks hanner is| bung out on Main street. ) M. 1. A. B. society wil! hold a field day at Rentschler's park this Saturday. The corporation counsel has re- lceived waivers from st. Mary's | church, stating that it will not seek any damages from the city by rea- son of the widening of Main street. The price of flour continues to | soar skyward. Dealers are now ask- ing $1.00 a barrel. | City workmen came upon a nest | of rats while excavating an old sewer |on East Main street yesterday. They killed a large number of them but were forced to close the hole up when the rats kept on coming out in large droves. Mr. 2nd Mrs. Herbert L. Mills are vacationing at Atlantic Cit; Members of the, Stanley post took part in the G. A. R. parade in Bos- ton today. The German rifle club realized §100 on the recent shoot of the New England Schuetzen Bund. trough of low, extends from chil- day: High 88 . 84 80 78 80 86 88 66 86 96 90 84 86 83 92 S8 90 78 82 T4 90 94 Low 70 68 62 69 70 64 54 76 64 £0 64 70 8 | Atlanta Atlantic City .. | Boston | Buffalo | Chicago | Cincinnati Ciomach Disorders irst Revealed by Coated Tongue Your tongue is mnothing more than the upper end of your stom- ach and intestines. It is the first thing your doctor looks at. It'tells at a glance the condition of your digestive system—and physicians say that 90% of all sickness starts with stomach and bowel trouble. A coated tongue is a danger sig- nal of those digestive disorders which lead to so many kinds of serious illness. It tells why the least exertion tires you out; why you have pains in the bowels, gas, sour stomach, dizzy spells. Coating on the tonzue is a sign that you need Tanlac—the.medi- cine which has helped thousands who were physical wrecks from stomach and bowel troubles—who had “tried everything” in vain and about given up hope. Tanlac contains no mineral drugs; it is made of barks, herbs and toots. Get a bottle from your druggist today. Your money back if it doesn’t help you. Tanlac 52 MILLION BOTILES USED dbservations 3 On The Weather Washington, Aug. 18.—Forecast for Southern New England: Partly cloudy with showers tonight and Wednesday; not much change in temperature; moderate easterly winds. MONEY The lifeblood of human exchange is money. For the first time in many years, Uncle Sam has changed the size and designs of its paper currency people are asking themselves questions about the history and money. Our Washington Burcau has prepared one of its com. and informative bulleting on the subject. It covers the evolution and function many of prehensive of money from the time when shells and skins, of animals served as money; it tells all about metallic money, of the United States, where it s coined. the” various mint marks, describes the various kinds of colnage, tells how money gets into clrculation, what is “legal tender,” and describes the paper money of the United States in detail; tells about the new reduced-size U. 8. currency, how mutilated curgency may be redcemed and other interesting facts. Fill out the coupon below and send for this bulletin: — — =— =— — -CLIP COUPON' HERE — — — — | MONEY EDITOR, Washington Bureau, New Britain Herald, 1322 New Yok Avenue, Washington, D. C I want a copy of the bulletin THE MONEY OF THE UNITED STAT and enclose herewith five cents in coin, or loose, uncancelled, U postage stamps, to cover postage and handling costs: NAME SpBctch . | [| | smmeer axp NvapER e | I am a reader of the NEW BRITAIN HERALD. Marjorie, Fvelyn, Ros Others who tearfull Daily their amorous woes: Whose every billet-doux shows Life is all wormwood and gall— I'll a secret disclose: Mickey (Himself) McGui_re THE MoRNING AFTER MCGQUIRE'S GANG LEARNED THAT SOME OF THE GHILDREN IN THE MORE POLITE RESIPENTIAL DISTR!ICT WERE SLEEPING OUTDPOCRS ok ey ir-r bearers, doctors and police, the | 2 [tatter busily roping off the street, | that the | while the former were rapidly fill- | students immediately arc at pains to |ing up the ambulances with what [ fina out what all the ously were is not against planes znd airplanes. The Mercury | when you are a host to somebody. is I'm in love with you all consequence naturally only looks queer because it embodies | Choose friend passenger with c new ideas, and is a radical departure | And then exercise some more of it. are. Had 1 the time and the space; shooting is emergency cases. Did not a ballad impose from hitherto developed lines Every new idea, or combination of ideas, isn't good; but the Mer far has shown that it has w} built for—speed. G the navy to to wager on the craft s0 at it was ral opinion in seems be that it is safe EN THE EARTH SWAYS Another carthq gone. Tt b modern to New England and the eastern states was one of th variety which are peculiar bad enough to cause walls to fall but serious enough: to awaken sleepers an there. Once, s0 the scien arm folks Were carthquakes of in th 1 hums se parts; but | beings wer a superstitious That England hills were phenomenon. New ous Rock thin 1 st in height as the (et Alps ies, and every i the happened to cha e ap pearance The possible of landseape question naturally arises, is it for a serious earthquake to level eastern cities at this late day What, for instance, would happe a serfous earthquake occur: Manhattan Island? Such possibilities arc fate. Tt i seientists are in the 1 me that e to as: the right in declaring that the earth's crust along the eéastern | e | d under 1 | | THE TEN-YEAR REPUBLIC The tionalists | from all from gaining the information remnant of monarchists and per- to pass since they want whatever source is in Germany have at hand. And this usually is amply mitted no opportunity late sufficient. the war to advertise to their {about, and no law can stop them “In lecturing to my students in bi- ology and zoology,” & teacher in one of the higher institutions of Arkan- sas said, inform thtm that on No- vember 6, 1928, the people of this st decided that there were three divisions of organic life—man, ani- mals and plants. The law does not care what we teach about animals or plants. As to man. I tell my students plainly that it is tllegal to apply to low-countrymen and the world that they are still al- made little vbody that in husiness, though to date they have headway in convincing ar they are more than warts on the body politic. This week the lican the oppor- tunity came for believers in the present form of govern- their strength, and a manner leaving no thoy are vastly in the | cjusions that we apply to the lower orders of life. Rather than dampen- ing their ardor for acquiring knowl- edge, this seems (o create a spirit of stigation that gets results.” ousands of visitors were ir neluding hotels-full of Ameri- inv ttending the International Ad- Convention—a had | Any student desiring knowledge is if | has heen made to dam the source of nd they l i the pleasure of noting the colorful [certain to find it if told an attempt £ 150,000 citizens behind the The offict parade hsbanner. | supply by the legislature more unpopular to the average in- flag-draped t Hindenburg ts and the ndance of | ident at the cele- |dividual than to be told a governing bration ‘s | body is too solicitous ahout what o doubt in anyone rmany had been turned | should read about and know. That is into iblic for keeps, not |why censorship always It fruit defeats its posse popular form of govern- | own ends. mercly advertises the et torbidden The remarks of another monarchists to knock over If Woodrow Arkan Wilson were alive he | teacher are equally significant: would be we pleased to read of the of the tenth birthday of republic. “At the opening of the co fall T will pile up my te reference works on the tab me and say to the students: se t ooks and 2 hefore Th | | | celebration the German Popular gov- érnment was nearly a fetish with the the human race the same method of | study and the same drawing of con- | Nothing is | | The liceman {asked what, learned that new arrival, with a t stopping on the it was all about, taxicab, returning from a dance at the Hon-nccord Hall, had | collided with lamp post Ele toen a po- a arm, an iren injured. } DR. MOORE | Paris, Auz. 13 (P Moore, formerly | Oregon and San Francisco and fo,r | mer president of the American Os- teopat association, died at the American hospital today. His ashes | will he sent to Minnes for in- i terment, | Di Dr. D Fred A tic Ixports from the port of York in 192 totaled leng tons of cargo of New 10,461,15 LUCKY TIGER stops fall. ing hair like Whyte-Fox No. 2 knocks col Sold under Money-B; Guar- antee. Barbers ot dru 3 UCKY TIGER and | en people were killed and four- | Pry. then, ecach tear-spattered nose; | o, /ety | 4 | | Portland, | W | Limits one may not efface; | “Were 1 but writing in prose; |T should be pleased to depose Just the extent of my thr | Haply, T can’t be verbose: | Girls, I'm in love with you all | | Not that I think to displace | Lovers vou long ago chose, One heart could scarcely embrace Arrows from so many bows. Take—all T to propose Bach an allotment. Though small Maybe twill help some. Who knows? | Girls, I'm in love with you all. | | 1f you need sympathy &l | Take this assurance to close: Girls, I'm in love with you b CAMY THE YAWN! Salesman: “I have no u |buyer. He yawned all the was talking.” Buyer: “He wasn't yawning. He merely trying to get in a word two and say something!” Frank Standard. all! for that time | lor the Air 420 Hours the Aviator Sces His Wife Some man has called up every [ day for a week and wanted to know | when you'd he home The fourth | day you were up dentist wild because you didn't keep your appintment with him Mother | faid you'd surely stay until she went home. How you ever resign yourself to missing a lodge meeting? Mra, Jones said she pitled me because T was worse off | than a golf widow. After com- | ing four times in one week the in- stallment collector said he thought you were deliberately trying to stall After Being in | | the was np aid