New Britain Herald Newspaper, March 15, 1929, Page 8

s hl New Britain Herald HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, FRIDAY, MARCH 15, 1929. : $A&cry Thrittyt Diego, Calif.; Port au Prince, Haiti; th!.{:lmw v.Is Florlan Jackson &|pensacola, Florida;Pearl Harbor, nay mant Hawaii; Lakehurst, New Jersey; Rastus: “Yessuh. Dat man h de fust dollah his wife ebah earn. | Hampton Roads, Virginia; Guam; Gould Island, Rhode Island; and ed!” Cocomola Panama Canal Zone. Q. What is the origin and mean- ing of the name Effi A. It is an ancient name derived trom Euphemia, a Greek name meaning “fair speech.” Q. Do humans breathe through the pores of the skin? A. No. Q. What is the average yield of tobacco per acro in Kentucky? A In 1928 it 775 pounds. Q. Who are the memhers of the | United States Civil Service commis- sion? A. Willlam C. Deming. George | R. Wales and Misa Jessie Dell. | William C. Deming is the president of the commission. Q. Why did kings jesters? A or their entertainment. | |'The earliest jesters or fools were | probably real “naturals” or half-| Conditions faver for this vicinity oceans which lacks & future. Auto- ists from the large cities, in taking Meanwhile the places where there | spins “through the countr: i is no couvert charge, where ghe |discovering the smaller places on food is reasonably priced and only }lhe map. They are acquiring quite | such liquor consumed that was an cducation as they motor. Their brought on the hip, are growing in |opinion erhances as freedom from popularity, reports from the Great traffic troubles is neted, when the | White Way indicate. |beauty of the landscape impresses Maybe, after all Barnum exagger- | the eye, when the evidences of | ated a bit when he said a sucker peace and tranquillity enters the minute. !mind. With right do they conclude that the highly-rated advantages of the big city much. | [ | Lodadng : A Facts and Fancies | arry Rernic A wife is a person who plays af 1ed-hot haby steering the boat umtil there is a Tierney "2 storm, my w in this city. The facts thercin given belief taste is steadily south winds, shifting to westerly on Saturday. Forecast for Eastern New Yorks Rain tonight and Baturday; warmerp in central portion tonight; colder Saturday; increasing south and southwest winds probably becoming strong and shifting to west and northwest Saturday morning. Conditions: A disturbance of ine creasing energy overspreads the cens tral Mississippi valley, St. Louis 29.38 inches. It is producing showers and thunder storms from lowa and | INinois southward to the Guif and castward to the southern Appala- chian districts. Heavy showers were reported from the flooded sections of Alabama and northern Georgia. 1'ne settled weather and foggy conditions prevail over large areas of mouthern New England and throughout New York state and Pennsylvania. Teme peratures continue high eagf of the Mississippi river and are somewhat lowey over portions of the western plains states and the Rocky mouns tain districts. | eftect ,and the outlook is most dis- [ belied the current in some |astrous. circles that public sinking. This city experienced considerable of a ruction over public reading matter recently, so that an address lesusd Dally (Sunday Excepted) rald Bldg. 67 Cburch Street At Herald Bldg. —Florence Bessman. SUBBCRIPTION RATES $5.00 @ Year My Love! $2.00 Three Month My love Is as dear to be as a | change of underwear in October. Her eycs like twin aces of dia- monds, bright and merry, and when I am near her they glisten like the oil in the bottom of a sardine tin. | Her caress is as soft as the touch of a well-trained barber adjusting the And snickers foh the blue, Folks, |Preliminary towel. Soft-spoken is grin {hat won't wear thin | My love, her voice as soothing “hat weather's due, pthe hiss of an escape of gas. Her | hair is long and thick, like a thou- isand tan shoclaces bunched tightly together, and her soul is puras and unsulied as the unspeckled sur- ! face of a brand new flypaper! Taking No Chance? Traveler (at railway ticket office): as that given by Librarian Temple appropriate. Ideals are changing for the het- declared the Hartford the f Ten ot Send all communications to Fus Shop Editor, care of the New Writatn Herald, and your lettew will he furwarded to New Vork. was unusually Entered at the Post Office at : a8 Becond Clam Mail M ter ot We HONE CALLS i Office 928 ch as Rocma 926 visitor. looking facts in was born ever: hefore TELE! Business Editcrial we never did BRING ON THOSE MARCH DAYS ING be so very | With slickers for the rainy daya, city THE HOMICIDE STAN iden thousand of cars ago 1 thought fiction was may not worth while. Today T have The most murder-r the United States— population—is not hang, in Ihe only & advertising the City. Cir lon books and um alwaye open to advertisera cheery Who Folhs! broadens our sympathies. cares irty-five years tho as is had - we ago we 1ght Chicago, but Memphis, Could Handle Her? 26: “So you're going to Terry? Boy, she's a en no 1 s in libra- zenerally supposed Mewmber of the Associated Press & 2 y supp e Awociated Press 18 ex libraries and Tenn the list cities with above a n Chicago ad standing of the Gureno of Circulation league. That unenviable . ‘::‘M“'“’i argey nmor vision distinction goes to lietroit. Then fol- | E in of G have court “gal right. T work- | (at v 1y through college tending | “Ticket to Chicago. . 7 | Agent: “Yes, si avs been _Traveler: “Also an accident poli- v not does not 1 the | as nof T ~ homicide Fitna el Our forefathers must A CRITIC ! lows Chicago southern cities of consequence all ¥ ve a higher homicide rate than I'he nd i while the rate in of the metropolitan cities. rate in Detroit is 16.5 per thous (15.8 in Chivago) Memphis is per thousand, in New Or the following per; ding cat guys. They could their minds without a survey, Perhaps we become what we eat In the old days therc were no pea- peanut nut sandwiches or girls can't sew? They can't m make up nation-wide wel, can- ON THE DUTY 01 By George Jean Nathan 1 ry once in so often some of rs, playwrights. . wte with ot Reproduction cction to what “clever” school for dramatic m—-"clever,’ *in | their vocabulary, ding for a des- | cription of such dramatic criticism to be readablé and ate as erit they as endeavors witted folk: but later the folly was | unsettled weather with occasional {mainly assumed. and served as a rains. |cloak for plain speaking and ri-| Temperatures yesterday: | baldry. | High | Q. Where was Michael Arlen | Atlanta 58 {horn and educated? What hooks | Atlantic City . 54 other than “The Green Hat” has he | Boston 40 | written? | Ruftalo L ! A. Michael Arlen was born in an | Cinelnnati 70 Armenian village about 32 years Chicago . 68 ago. e was taken to London | Duluth 4“ ye {when five s old and educated in | Hatteras . 70 london schools. 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THE SMAL OWN POPULATION ustomed United Those regard | Still appro horer as pi a great na e ht the corn to build as o of he popul as of two classs ion of the States who live in n Trish f nt oman Catholic ed hero during amily name aME an en- cities and in country Fable: T No section that didn’t tax money was spent American complete without & poor scction. those who live 1he | ETREET AND NUMBER | crry L 1am a prelate capable, el howl to Lecause jts benefit a nirly large class of wrong. picture of electeal toulearn wder of tiie New Britain Herald orto due regard the cities, they Hell, for many a woman be a place where must watch her {husband spend money on his | people. constitute a | ken of those who | of the A live in or small wil in 4l towns; C.: San are referred to she own some parts of the country. The small third of the There is no THE OLD SOAK SINGS A SONG By 1 Ma When T was young prime Too-rol A zood towners and Correet this senter o clocl in the work room.” said the fore- man, “had been stopped three d before anybody noticed it e proper pro- 1azing number But it in Los nation's population milarity at all between By Fontaine Fox into my Mickey (Himself McGuire anish names. hardly how to rur . or country life, liv- Ma hou- emplosed and tool-rol, drink cost conple o rumpity roo! bt snifters dime asn't no anyone ing in the small town vou! t 1929 Syndicute 5 Year; VAgo T oday employ- ¥ E oW s ug spoken of | A for city a promising younz lav a well known randidate for third ward. Georgs Quigl enterprising newspape. second vard ficld The ing a hard tine Publishers And a erime pronounce ' sands of those who are MRS. $IMS FINDS OUT WHY HER EDDIE WAS SO PLEASED WHEN THE OCULIST PUT GLASSES ON HIM. properiy in the large centers of population O R A fek prefer to live in emall towns or ton! ARL NIGAT CLUBS PASSING? “roubleg of nizht small cities within commuting dis- They the Just as soon as their W en 1 sashaved along the street proprictors are through with pity roo! chanced for to too-rol, i friend I frequent Walkin® epraddly With a rumpty fo be multiply Because one the t doee not city cstered by ment allows them to depart i colle Mortimer H.o Canip. udent and A the aneather the to i feet toddlety | stiddy roddlety The small-towner is not a farm- when one reads er and is not a metropolitan-mind- cwepaperman, councilman in atches from the large cities de- ed person. His business is close at hand; he tn and fro and saves expense identified tries An' he'd guide ma him g the tronbles that these purs vastes little time getting i and I'd guide 6ra of high-pressure amuseme: Those vor igh-pressure amusement Thos ton rol rimpity ron’ near and undergoing and the poor busi- with =mall town indus- committes maten s g We won'd na frim the gailin’ yvachtes tack an’ gnim With a rumpty roddlety toddlety ton! crgate as is short distance to ha n any thing, as M. man Curtis rival candidates for The masan's tenders at tha Y prefer this over using the family car. ¢ A lLuilding r The men are the today, clsiming th ad emploved same fortunate position. Although X cians. As the numbered by the unthinking as be- work without 1 standstili The First Baptist church has ex- | tended to Rev. T. kdwin Brown, . Do of Philadelphia 10 hec pastor to succeed Rev. J. H Rev. M. 8. Anderson p! sermon at the I cvening in which he made 1 to the growth of the evil o and of Christiess organizations Anderson has repeatedly refused marry divorced person He says they have a right to separate but not to remarry until the other partner is dead. He mentioned the Masonsa as one of the Christices organ er cities and towns, tions, saying that Jews wer to be the mecca for an increasing itted to membership. Chier Rawlings took seven prison- | ers to Jall this afternoon. Several Negroes engaged In & fight iy 1 was voung and into my | in the Allderidge biock, Plainvitle. | it I last night and razors were flashed | Too.rol. ton-rol, rumpity roo! before Constable W. C. Hart ap- | Me an' my pals had a sociable time. peared and broke it up by arrest- But a coupl: €nifters now is a crime participar hese With rumpty roddlcty toddles heing experienced, one in- have only a ot and members, are the mayoralty M fused 10 go 1o work the contractors Alder- 4 4 ta think the high tide in the [tratel 1o gat to and fro from work both and most of them can indulze in the c of these matitutions is in healthy exercise of walking if they PLAINVITLE 5 €OURT An' fetch Abreast Too-ral. ton rol And anchor at the rest With a signal as said trosced, With a rumpty 100! cre are various types nto harhmir ne it ix the more professional in non-union rumpity ren’ bar and come to tri- feeling the nasons conld tenders, affairs were not zing times, people g0 he were dis- longing to the great rural tion, they do almost everything but popula- aya i i roddlety toddiety ot rural o ted vears rega as ge in pations ome Strong. iched a church last writers have heen the Smart-aleck throwing brickbats Most nore e a darned hard world for them ax fret Oneet T wo And 1 ain’t ot ¢ With a rumpty too! they till exist, at small of these former ople’s small-towners who, moving to soni« town are too-rol. rumpity ron! myself in a swear, \fly rested yet, roddiety toddlety rence divorcs My vy and which t of step with such ine article large have accumulated the motropolitan complex. Their minds buildings about must be & it o be- to ba the get cit 1 import ville has place where there is 1o | grown to On oc vior as grew smaller as the them larger. numerous and ailed likewise there is no limit to It'e a darn world for serious folks, Too-rol, too-rol, rumpity roo! 10y otto Le learnt hy us old soaks to is liquor an’ grow To this date they have more point out th usiins eysiem i Plamnville and we | The modern night clu to injure the prospects of the amali- Dok ot oty ket With a rumpty doddlety toddiety too! share the fication of Plainville character is an ecc lity, which continue ad- composed largely osity scekers, who visit such bilked. q sigr residents ience of Their clients are progress. of ¢ ho ration of the population. The small cities and towns are Improving as rapidly as large They don’t as much noise about it, but they are ive 1o their possibilitics and there TASTES IN READING It was un once. get he small n. There 1o do so have satis- never that all uplifting those make deed to read t on reading t: Temple, chicl experience in- who care the cities, address d their curiosit: t the dry spieadig (*Fonaine Fox, 1929, The Bell Syndicate, Inc.) by ma ome several of 1} is not one of them between the two I arian of Hartford, | more impatient, th