New Britain Herald Newspaper, October 30, 1928, Page 6

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The Herald is on sale daily ia New York et Hotaling's Newsstand, Times Square; Schults's Newsstands, Estrance Grand Ceatral, ¢ ———————— PROHIBITION IN THE FUTURE Reflecting on the outlook after November 6, regardless of who is elected, the Baltimore Sun opines that future discussion cf prohibition 1s likely to be on a “higher and more sensible plane.” If true, thi is not only important but will mean prog- ress in the nation. “It it ia ever to be settled,” re- marks the paper, ‘“settlement can come about only through some sort ~Alt-of which is important. A pres- ident to be able to induce Congress to “work with him" on highly co troversial issues must have a Con- gress that is willing to work in this direction. While Governor Al Smith has had a Republican legislature on his hands, with the result that the power issue in New York remains has been unable to lead Congress be- cause there have been too many Democrats and independents who helped the Democrats. The rather lukewarm political bat. tle in the first district of Connecticut between Fenn and Kopplemann is no criterion of the kind of fight for congressional honors that asways many other districts, particularly in the Middle West. These battles are hard-fought and the results will be extremely important to the next President, whoever he may be. THE HUGE REGISTRATION How to handle the astonishing in- crease in voters is a problem con- fronting the election officials. Re- ports are current that the voting machines may be unable to handle the large crowds seeking to use them. In this city no paper ballots have been added for purposes of emergency. It would seem reasonable that this be done. Many other cities have adopted this method of meeting the overflow. No chances should be taken in this city. ABSTENTEEISM Up to now we thought that the late Senator Penrose of Pennsylvania had won the championship for being absent from Congress. Now we rath- er think that Congressman Freeman of accord among those who see that there are two sides to the question, and who do not think that every- body who disagrees with them 18 @ | fool, a bad citizen, a fanatic or an | old soak. Unfortunately, for a de- cade or more such moderates have been submerged.” . In other words, the fanatics on either side of the prohibition ques- | tion will be expected to get down to fundamental facts and apply logic and common sense. It is our opinion that the more the present mockery 1s debated the more the average citi. | zen will come to the conclusion that nothing could be worse and some plans would be vastly superior. Such a deep dry as Senator Norris, who is supporting Governor Smith, finds nothing in the New York gov- ernor's attitude to harm genuine temperance, Listen to his words: 5 It there should be an honest effort made to enforce the law, and full and fair effort should demonstrate that some change should be made, in that event I would be willing to listen to what best could be found to better condi- tions, “That is the pledge of Governor Smith. I am in accord with him on that because in my honest bellef, and it:1s based on wide experience, a re- peal of the amendment would be no worse than the unholy mockery of prohibition enforcement as we have had it up to pow.” " "Senator Norris used to be regarded 2s.a fanatical dry; he still is dry. But-like millions: of other drys he has come to the conclusion that the present situation is a national blight and that an improvement is not only possible but should be made. Senator Norris refuses any longer to dodge the facta. The 18th Amendment and the Volstead act went into effect on January 16, 1920, and it has had sufficient time to show whether it is & noble or an ignoble experiment. Regardless of sentiment that originally prevailed in favor of such action, there is now a widespread be- lief that a mistake has been made somewhere and the people are justi- fied in ylelding a more critical atti- tudé towdrd the question. This atti- tade will continue and is due to in- crease rather than decrease. The momentum to solve this problem with a logical application of com- mon sense is gaining rapidly and the result of the election is bound to | accelerate it. The question will not | down untll it is solved right. We may ‘ have a few more years of tomfoolery and political humbuggery about it but ultimately the recoil from pres- ent conditions is sure to resuit in definite action locking toward im- provement. Either that or complete | nullification probably will insure. SEATS IN CON S In a national campaign the fight _over odst is kept in the background. Intcrest jonal seats in the presidential candidates is so wide- spread that few pause to consider the campaigns of the congressme This is not entirely a worthy method, Le avoided. Yet innumerable states in which the strength of the parties are 50 even that the congressional fights are as lively in a wav as the fights over how the district is to go in the national election. Both political parties are confi- dent, if not over-confident, regarding their prospects in the congressional arena. The Republicans believe ex- plicitly that they will be able to re- tain the present status quo in Con- gress; but Chairman Oldfield of the Democratic national committee at least protrudes a morsel for thought in his claim that the outlook is for'a political upset in Congress, entirely but can scarcely there are of the second Connecticut district 1s entitled to some such champlonship belt. Having been absent or not vot- ing on 676 out of 1,776 roll calls during the past ten years indicates he has been a very delinquent con- gressman. He deserves to get licked. He will 4o Middletown just as much §00d by remaining at home. THE STOWAWAY There sre various ways to attain fame, and one way is to become & stowaway on a dirigible crossing the Atlantic. The 17-year-old lad who got aboard the Graf Zeppelin on its re- turn trip over the Atlantic must have in his blood the fire of adventure. He'll get the thrill of his young life, and pop and ma, worrying about him under the parental roof, might as well be resigned to cabeling him enough money to return to America; unless the lad himself earns enough by writing about the trip, which seems probable. CRASHING INTO TRAINS Announcement made by the Amer-. ican Rallway Association that there is an alarming increase of accidents at grade crossing seems to be a good argument for the removal of the grade crosings. But 20 per cent of such accidents the past year have been caused by automobiles crash- ing into the sides of trains. Although this can occur at even a guarded crossing it is not a frequent occur- rence at such crossings. ‘When autos crash into trains it in. variably is at an unguarded cross- ing. Motorists who thus play with disaster are of two kinds: Those who try to beat a train over the crossing and those whose vision along the tracks is blanked by inter. vening high banks or buildings. S8uch crossings as cannot be eliminated at present should at least be made safe. RUNNING AN ORCHESTRA It will not be especially cheering to the musical intelligentsia to learn that . the newly formed Beethoven Symphony Orchestra in New York has been meeting with | certain financial difficulties even be- fore the season has fairly gotten un- aer way. The 35 subscription concerts in New York and Brooklyn will be given, while nearly double that number of concerts which were to have been given in other cities I have been cancelled. Two non-sub- scription concerts in New York also were cancelled last week when an artist violinist-soloist refused to play unle | | paid in advance. other words, {concerts are on a firm basis, while | entary concerts, to have n a speculative basis, ickers to get cold feet. tverse criticisms by the < music eritics, who seem- It in comparing the new Philadelphia and ¢ orcestras, did not help the prospects of the Beethoven Orclice The public dislikes to read that something for which they are paying good money Is below a reasonable standard. If the Beethoven Orchestra goes through with its subscription con- certs it will have made a good enough beginning. But there are other points about this symphony orchestra business that need clarify- iug. The orchestras have grown to |such properties that no man in his | senses can figure how it is possible ito make them pay. The standard symphonic bands today have grown !to 120 men. Only a few years ago ! 100 men was thought extraordinarily 'large. A generation ago such the subscription ' Ief them had around $0. In addition, salaries have more than doubled. In the time of Haydn and Mozart an orchestra of 30 was considered mighty fine and fully capable of meeting the requirements of these great masters. Nowadays the symphony orches- tras have become so extraordinarily wealth all find it impossible to pa | cxpenscs even if all the seata to all | lof a season's concerts are filled— which is usually the case with the ibig orchestras. The DBoston Sym- phony, facing a brilliant season with ‘all reserved seats sold, blandly an- i nounced in the first concert program Ithat the year's deficit probably | would be $135,000. Let some fortunate orchestra get through a season without shaking ' down the guarantors for a deficit and probably 20 additional musicians would be added the following season, and the conductor’'s salary would simply have to be raised. Deficits are normal static with the big or- chestras because they have grown to unnecessarily large proportions. There is a spirited competition in size between the orchestras repre- senting the big cities, It would pain Boston greatly to see the Philadel- phia rivals have ten more men; and Philadelphia would be deeply morti- fied if the leading New York orches- tra were bigger. Somebody must pay the piper under such conditions, and it cannot be the public, which is al- ready doing all it can by filling the halls at each performance. Some day a great orchestra of 80 men will be developed; and it will not be bothered with deficits. A COINCIDENCE Vagaries of typographical make- up often cause considerable em- barrassment in & newspaper omce,‘ but last night there occurred one ot those accidents which must have occasioned more than one good laugh about the city. It certainly | gave us an opportunity for a smile. Here is what happened to two items, one from a reporter, another from an advertiser. They came in at different times and went through the mechanical mill finally appearing as follows: George S8imons of 1412 East street complained to the police today that & dog killed 20 chickens last night. Home made chicken pie supper ! $1. First Cong. Church. Tues. 6 p. m. | —advt. And we notice that the coal deal- ers have taken renewed heart and have less spare time to argue poli- Itics, Happily in Italy celebrations are not taboo so long as they are in! favor of some Fascist event. It appears that all the Negro newspapers are out for Smith. Color- ed citigens, it is clear, could stand for almost anything except the com- bination of the Ku Klux and the party of Lincoln. They still love Lin- coln but are out to kiub the klux. An opera star with $70,000 in jewels was robbed in her hotel, so the story runs. In such a case an ex. tra cipher or so makes no difference. The average American still knows more about how an automobile motor works than he does about the nefarious issues in this campaign. He at least sticks to the practical. The presidential candidate who speaks to 40,000,000 people at $1.66 a word is never in a mood to admit that silence is golden. New simile: As campaign button. innocuous as a ‘The five-cent cigar is back, but let a man's wife do the buying and | she can find some selling two for & nickel, no matter if it does take haif a day's time to locate them, A dry candidate confronted Ly the | prohibition issue is like the Graf | | Zeppelin dodging a storm. If the next president wouM have imagination enough to appoint | somebody like Will secretary then the statements from |the White ouse would be worth | reading for a change. | Rogers as his The Waterbury com- | uenting upon the | Prince of Wales shot an elephant "und a crocodile in Africa, says the | British government should confer | decorations upon the | American, natives who {board will serve refreshments. | handle millions for southern fact that the | shouldn’t bother his musicians, how- ever, as sour notes sound exactly like {he others. 25 Years Ago Today Wednesday evening at the Russ- win Lyceum—Charles Krohman pre- unsettled; while President Coolidge |large that in spite of our boasted |conts the world famous comedy suc- ¥ [cess, “A Message from produced for 1,000 consecutive nights in London and 500 times in New York city. The directors of the New Britain | General hospital invite the public to an inspection of the new hospital building from 3 to 9 o'clock tomor- row. The ladies of the woman's The annex will present many features of the most model and up-to-date hos- pitals of the country. The gentle. men who have supervised its con- struction have acquainted themselves with every practical detail, The building is of brick and in Old Eng- lish style, A series of basketball games be- tween the male teachers and the bus- iness men has been arranged and will be played at the Y. M. C. A. Co. E, C. N. G., celebrated its first anniversary with music, song, and speechmaking in the armory last night Capt. W. W. Bullen was in charge of the program. Guests in- cluded ex-Lt, Col. A. L. Thompson, a former captain of Co E.; Captain A. H. Griswold of Co. I, and Captain J. R. Andrews. No iess than 750 persons will par- ticipate in the monster production, “The New Britainites,” at the Ly- ccum Friday and Saturday, although not more than 200 will appear on the stage at one time. A pupil in a local school today was asked how many aldermen there were in New Britain. He replied, “One.” When asked who it was, he said, “Mr, Curtis.” Fe cts and Fancies If the moron has a 12-year-old mind, you are tempted to salute him after reading 7th grade problems for 12-year-olds. Life isn't cheap. Of course the killer gets only a few hundred dol- lars, but it costs society about $50,- 000 to acquit him. 8till, it might be wol Think how the courts would be submerged it all of us got our deserts. Modernism in literature: The building of a great machine to lift a small stone and expose the bugs beneath it. 8till, if the “intolerant” are & majority, that makes intolerance a virtue, doesn’t it? Poise is that giit of heaven which keeps you from feelings idiotic when friend wife mothers you in public. Some of these people who advo- cate killing the feeble-minded re- veal an unwarranted conceit, A divorce suit isn't like others. It's the scamy side that attracts at- tention, Americanism: Kicking bccause beet is two cents higher: cheerfully paying 65 cents for a drug store sandwich, Hog calling isn't wasted effort. It's good training for one who hopes to be a candidate for Vice Presi- dent, If Hoover loses, the G. O. P. won't be the only sufferer. Think of the old Literary Digest. That Kansas prophet who thinks all things will come to an end this year may be just a postmaster. A normal man is one who cleans out his desk once a year and won- ders why he saved two-thirds of that stuff. There won't be a universal flood to destroy the Hebrew children next time, Why flood the world to wipe out New York? Perhaps the hinterland is as stupid as York thinks it is. At any rate it thinks a man great Just becausc New York likes his stuff. The next brother who offers to Bap- tists should bring a reference from his warden. Women may not rext war. But at fight in the they can le recruits to My hus- 1 rich, aid she, 11 the fact that very common.” nd s famous ar wt T never ¥ people right 1928 Syndicate Copy Tublishers | Twenty Assisted to held the animals. A more effective (dccoratmn would be to hang their skins in the British museum. Y |the world does like to joke about . \the prince. There must be much | envy connected with the process, too, the prince secming weil able to re- | | tain his liberty, like Queen Elizabeth. | One thing about the Boston Sym- phony Orchestra must be good. With Serge Kussevitzky conducting it can | make more noise than ten jazz or- | chestras and do it more artistically. ! Herr Kussevitzky believes it is a | conductor's bounden duty to try out { the modern horror music regardless lof how it affects an audience. and apart from the outcome of the vote orchestras in Europe and America | has given notice he doesn't intend to for President. did not go far above 86 men; most stand still in this world. That Safety in Meriden Fire | Meriden, Oct. 36 (B—Twenty pe sons were assisted to safety, nearly overcome by smoke, during a fire which caused estimated damage of $25,000 to the Morse and Cook buijd- g in the center of the city late st night. The blaze fought by the entire fire department, was under control an hour after the first two alarms were sounded. H. S. TRACK SQUAD OUT The High school track squad un- ‘dnr the direction of Coach Lioned Depot will hold its regular Tuesday night cross-country run this after- noon after school. This will be the | sixth run of the secason over the | regular course which leads through Mars.” as! And No Shortage, Folkst . .. Now furnace-starting time is here And each of us becomes a stoker, Let’s start our fun-aces, with cheer The fuel used by every joker! Brothers Under the Skin! Lord Brooks: *“The beauty of American heiress would quite over- come an ordipary man.” Lord Henderson: “So it would a Peer!” THE BALLAD OF MODEST JOHN By Everett A. Minnerley John Smilax is & modest youth As e'er the sun shines on; 80 modest that °t is only truth To call him “Modest John.” John, in the literary game, Ne'er overlooks & bet, And shyly works his lit'ry snap For ev'ry ceat that's in it, The calcium beats upon his brow, Its tierce white light upsets him, John tries to dodge it—but, some- how, The limelight always gets him., Publicity has always nagged This youth so void of craft, And now I hear he has been dragged Into the lecture graft! Perhaps this modest youth you know, Who says, with streaming eyes: Yes, print my picture, sir—but, oh! 1 hate to advertise.” His sigh of deep distress I hear, The rattle of his chains, He can but wipe a salty tear And salt away his gains. His publishers a man of guile, Remarks: “Oh, yes, John's shy,” And then he smiles a sordid mile And winks the other eye! Correctly Diagnosed! Mae: “A kiss shortens life three seconds.’ Anne: “Yes, and worrying about not getting them shortens life by days and days!” . —Rev. E. A. Pittenger She was the newspaper man's daughter—she sure could make up! Our Husband! Little Johnny's mother had died when he was a tiny baby and he and his father had made their home with Mr. and Mrs, Martin since the sad event, Johnny had learned to address 'Mother,” but as hie as living he called Mr. Martin “Bill." One day an {inquisitive stranger wanted to know why he called Mrs, Martin *“Mother” while Mr. Martin was just il “Why, you see,” explained the little fellow ingeniously, “she is my mother, and Daddy is our daddy, Bill is our husband.” —L. C. Henderson HOW I GOT OUT (Letter Found by Natalie Steiner) My very dear Bhirr: It hash been shumtimes shince I communicashed wish yoush. The lash times I indited gnd epishle to yoush T wash in jail, but yoush know she old shong, iron barsh do rot a prishun make, so ash shoon ash T saw my way clear I wash out again. Well shirr those two twin judges shed for the jailor to put me in sholitary confinement on bread and washer, and ex-communicasho. Ash you know 1 wash alwaysh a good fella, sho I deshided to make she besh of it. 8ho I borrowed a couple dishpans from the jailor, and shum canned heat, and shum meal, shum sugar. Now my cot wash built ofsh tubular steel, and T fixsh me a firsh clash still. Shay in & weeksh time every prisoner wash trying to get put in sholitary confinement, and she jailor movesh hish offish into the shell nexsh to mine. In stew weeksh time T shold enough jail-house to pay my fine, and shold my still to the jailor for enough to start a firsh clash blind pig right nexsh to she jailhoush. Hope yoush sh also. Yours very truly, 2 per cent plus, —Al Wagner. Behind the Screen! Muriel: “Everything they eat is ordered over the ‘phone.” Clara: “Yes, they live from hand to mouth-piece!” —Hugh D. Seagren QUESTIONS IN U. S. HISTORY (Answered by 8ir Anthony Cricket) Q. When was Nevada taken in? A. At the time of the Gibbons- Willow Brook pitk. Because of the rain a week ago foday, the runners held their practice in the hoys' gym. Mr. Depot has a large group this fall freshmen being in the majority, Dempsey fight. o« o 0 Q. How does a foreigner become a citizen of the United States? A. By buying a used gcar and blocking tratfic on Sundays and holidays. L . What were the thirteen origi- nal states? A. Industry, frugality, economy, and ten other equally unpopular ones. Might Teke Her! ° Farmer Lantas; “Last Hallowe'eu I forgot and left out my wagon and hoe and rake and the darn fel- lows carried them away and never brought them back. Farmer Hemin ferent this year, I'll bet.” Farmer Lants: “I sure will, going to put the wife out!” / —Alfred Tanghan We all have imitators. Yawn and see for yourself! (Copyright, 1928, Reproduction Forbldden) QUESTIONS ANSWERED You can get an asswer to any question of fact or information by writing to the Questic= Editor, New Britaip Herald, Washington Bureau. 1333 New York avenue, Washington. D. C., encioting two cents in stamps for reply. Medical, legal and marital advice cannot be given, nor can ex- tended research be undertakea. Al other questiont will receive & per- sonal reply. Unsigned requests can- not be answered. All letters are con- fidential.—Tditor. Q. For what offense was O. Henry, the writer, put in prison? A. Alphonso 8mith, the biog- rapher of Bidney Porter (O. Henry), says that he was charged with em- bezzling funds from the bank of which he was cashier. He mays that banks in the west were loosely managed in former years, and offi- cials frequently borrowed its funds without leaving receipts for what they had taken. Porter may not have been guilty at all. Dr. 8mith believes it was men “higher up” with whom the blame rested. But Porter was summoned to trial. While waiting at night at a rallroad junction for a train, another train came through, and Porter, with his roving spirit stirring him to ad- venture, took it to New Orleans, where he got a boat to Central America. He lived there in hiding for a long time. Later he came back, gave himself up and received a prison sentence, which he served. It was shortened on account of good behavior, Q. Would apple sauce be classed as a fruit A. An apple is botanically a fruit. Apple sauce would then be classed as “stewed fruit”. Q. Who played the part of the sheriff in “The Vanishing Pioneer”, in which Jack Holt starred A. Fred Kohler, Q. How many stories high is the ‘Woolworth building in New York and what did it cost? A. It is 60 stories high. cost, Including the site, was proximately 14 million dollars, Q. What was Gene Tunney's share of the receipts at the Chicago fight with Jack Dempscy in Septem- ber 19277 A. Approximately $990,000. Q. 1Is the Vatican represented officially at Washington, D. C, by an ambassador? A. No. There is a papal nuncio Washington but he has no official anding in the diplomatic corps and is not authorized to deal directly with the United States government. Q. It it proper to speak of a detective as a “criminologist” A. Criminology is the scientific study and doctrine of crime and criminals and a criminologist is one who 1s adept in that acience. The term is not ordinarily applied to de- The ap- | tectives but to those who specialize in the study of the causes that make criminpla. It is not, there- fore, usual to speak of a detective as a criminologist, Q. What do the names Chiquits and Juanita mean A. Chiquita is a Spanish name meaning “little™. Juanita is Span- ish feminine of John meaning “be- loved”, Q. Does the Voistead Act per- mit the representative of a foreign country to kecp liquor in his resi- dence and carry it around with him in his car A. Foreign diplomatic officers can keep any amount of intoxi- cating beverage in their homes or offices or on their persons, because, by a well established principle of international law, the embassy or legation is considered foreign sofl and diplomats have inviolate rights and privileges of their lice, plac- ing them beyond reach the laws of the United States. Q. Is steam viaibl A. It is both visible and in- visible at different stages. When ‘water subjected to the action of heat, it is converted into invisible steam gas. As this pames into the alr, it is cooled and collects into small particles of water which are visible as a white cloud above the surface. 5 Q. Is Italy a “world power A. By reason of her avallable man power, natural resources, the number of her outlying dependen- cies, her domestic and foreign trades and her strong nationalism, Italy is conceded to be & world power. Q. What is the address of Anne Nichols, the author of “Abie’s Irish Rose”? - A, 210 West 46th street, New York City. Q. . When a male soloist has & ‘woman accompanist should he leave the platform first or permit her to precede him? A. The woman should leave first. Q. What is psychopath? A. One who, because of mental infirmities, is normally irresponaible. Q. How old is Alice White, the movie actress? How did she get in pictures A, 8he was born at Paterson, N.J, in 1910, She attended a con- vent school for six years later graduated from Hollywood high school, and took a course in stenog- raphy. 8he was holding a position as script clerk in one of the studios when she was selected to play “The Sea Tiger” with Milton 8ills. Other pictures in which she has ap recently are “The Mad Hour", “Gen- tlemen Prefer Blondes”, “Harold Teen", and “Show Girl.” Observations On The Weather ‘Washington, Oct. ~ 30.—Forecast for Bouthern New Englan Partly cloudy tonight; Wednesday increas- ing cloudiness and warmer; gentle east shifting to moderate southwest winds on Wednesday. . Forecast for Eastern New York: Partly cloudy tonight; Wednesday increasing cloudiness and warmer; ecast, shifting to moderate southwest winds on Wednesday. Conditions: The center of the area of high pressure extends from have overspread the Ohio valley and north’ Atlantic states. - Seme calities in upper New York state and northern New England repprted minimum temperstures as low ¢s 1¢ degrees. Rains continue in postioes of the southern states from nerthern Louisiana westward over northern Texas and Oklahoma into 'New sure prevails over the Rocky moun- tain districts. ! 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