New Britain Herald Newspaper, September 20, 1928, Page 6

vertistag medium | 0 684 press A 85 L 10 8 SetioBal urgesisativt whith fursiehes aewepapers and tigere ®with & @trictly honest- esaiysle -Qur tribytisn figures (e local advertisera. Noraid, 0 oa amale Gatly g otaling’s Nowsstand. York ot W Sehuits's M r Grand Cemtral, ¢39¢ Strees B _New . Pumes Batraare The simile of the week: As busy as flag and bunting decorators. e In our opinion, the would drive his automobile over & | deg and fail to stop is made of the same stuff ‘as those who run over people and fail to. stop. Dictates of humanity do not apply only to hu-, manity. man who _ The wisest headline we ever read: <‘ “Berder states in doubt cnnnlamly.j Must wait till the votes are counted.” l In addition all that is required is an | honest count, — Hoover is now studying conditions {n Texas. Bomebody is steering him tnte wasting his time. New “walk” signals will be tried eyt downtown, greatly to the dismay of sutolsts who don’t care if the pedestrians never get a chance to do thelr: stutf. In this age of universal automo- bile ownership it seems nearly ridic- ulous that some citizens refrain from registering as voters in order to avold getting . their names upon a list that might be scanned by the cémpflm of the personal tax. Let such not imagine that they are im- mune to personal taxes if they don’t register. made up as the result of a house-to- suse canvase and it takes a genius, if not s prevaricator, to escape get- ting on it. Besides, what is the per- sonal tax Yo worry about in an age of luxury, refinement and color en- sembles? ROADS AND GASOLINE Moterists in Connecticut having used 2,000,000 galions of gasoline & month more then was the case last the state having construct- od approximately 125 miles of new ‘Bighway, not including close to 100 miles of highway constructed by towns under that state aid appropri- ation aet of 1927, it would seem that the comstruction of highways has some influence upon the total of gas- oline consumed. The more. the high- ways are improved the more cruising u;ou'n_d upon them is stimulated, and the ‘more._cars are utilized to join in the constant and endless caravan. Motoring 18" the commonweaith’s greatest outdoor sport. The amount o(’ cfimlnc burned up in this sport every month totals moge than 13,- | 600,000 gallons in this state. The peak of consumption in 1927 was re- corded in June and July of that year; in 1928, however, the peak monthly | consumption of the year before was The personal tax list is! surpassed as early as June. i The more gasoline is consumed the more money the state obtains in taxes; ‘the more taxes it obtains the more ‘roads it can build. | 4 | b HURRICANES ‘When a hurricane brews in the warm Atlantic belt north of the equator and twists across the West | Indies to the coast of the United ' States 80 powerful is its influence upon the ocean that the surf booms ‘with unexampled violence far north as New Jersey or Long Island. more than a thousand miles distant. Though the diameter of the storm at first is only 100 fo 300 miles, it may increase to much larger propor- tions. That which has just devastated Porto Rico and part of Florida was distinguished by fury rather than width. It undoubtedly will go down in history as one of the most violent hurricanes known When a hurricane starts it is cor tain‘to keep zoing. and the general direction is certain. They begin only in the South Atlantic warm portion of the and in the China where they are known as typhoons Sea Many a flerce storm in other parts f the world. termed a hurricane. But there is this differ- | however, s ence between the true hurricane and | the tornado or Whereas | the former i= tropical In its origin cyclone. and covers a large expanse as it pro cerds, the tornado has a smaller di- ameter, does not originate in the tropics, and as a rule ix more violent. | To the unfortunate people who live 1n the path of either & hurricane or tornado, however, thers is no prac- tical difference; both spell death and destruction. . ) Let us tor a moment consider our- seives living 'in Florida. Cable, tel- egraph, wireless have brought the information that a destructuve hur- ricane has developed in the tropics and is moving toward the coast. That was the situation after information was received of its having reached Porto Rico. Every Floridian resident shivered and fear could not help gripping otherwise courageous hearts The only hope lay in that the hurrl- cane might swerve away from the coast, as many times occurs, when its only effect is disaster for such ships as it meets and high seas for a thousand miles up the Atlantic. But if there is an eminous still- ness in the atmosphere we might know that trouble is coming. Light breezes follow: then high winds; and finally the storm. The wind, travel- ing more than 100 mites an hour, is accompanied, by a terrential rain. Few habitations of men go through such an ordeal without damage and | homes by the hundred are destroyed. ON THE CARPET Some time ago there was a pelice school conducted in the city, by Ser- geant William McCue. The ‘object of' the school was'to make better pelice officers. They were taught every- thing a cop ought to 'know and per- haps more than they ever suspected was necessary to know. We syppose the school was-a great success. But the other day there were sev- en patrolmen given hearings before the Board of Police Commissioners, all charged with infractions of the rules. Ot course, some of the charges probably were baseless and the men probably went through the ordeal able to prove that what they learned at the police school had not been in vain. Others perhaps djd not fare so well. Seven .cops on the carpet at the same time, however, is quite a rec- ord. MASSACHUSETTS PRIMARIES Massachusetts has just given us an exhibition on how to operate party primaries. “Connecticut may copy,” is writ large in the returns; but J. Henry is not willing to barter safe control for dubious control. For in a statewide primary there is al- ways the likelihood that machine candidates may fail; true, they don’t always flop, and they didn’t in Mass- achusetts, but only a week previous- 1p Senator George H. Moses's well- olled contraption sounded like & broken concrete mixer in New Hampshire. - The danger to the machine in-a primary is that the ordinary politi- cally untainted voter may * decide to take part. 8o long as primary whets up .only a minimum of inter- est, appealing only to the hard- boiled party workers, their wives, relatives and friends, with a modi- cum of others thrown in, there is not much danger of the machine losing its grip. The true test of a machine is in the primaries. A party can af- ford to lose an election—one party | must lose every election—but no ma- chine can afford to lose many pri- maries if it is to maintain morale in the ranks. All these risks are avoid- ed in Connecticut for the most part. The so-called primaries we have in this state are mere political love feasts to which only the most inter. | ested lend the benefits of their aid. ‘We have party conventions, and one of them is completely conlr/oll:d by the boss, while the other {s subject to 50-50 opposition. Neither conven. tion is subjected to such pressure as might accrue in a genuine primary such-as Massachusetts has just had. Benjamin Loring Young, nominee of the Republicans in the Bay state to make the senatorial race against Senator David I. Walsh, nominated without opposition, of course has a thankless task. He is set up to be knocked down, as mary another h been set up before him in oppos! tion to the senator. Yet Young is a man of sterling capabilities, pos- sessing a proud record of achieve- ment. Frank A. Goodwin. the former motor vehicle commissioner who at- tained much publicity for_ his spec- tacular methods. threatened the or- ganization in his run for the gover. norship nomination but failed to gain his goal against Frank G. Allen, the nominee. The reason was not that the machine whs strong. but was the chief speaker and guest eof | because Goodwin himselr gave the impression he was too obstreperous 4 man to be governor. The race for lisutenant governor. 4 sort of free for all. was perhaps crats Have Veered aflrHWfl@L&erfi Time-Honored Opprmtion to High Duties Gone Because Industry Is Now. Emphasizing the need for -taritf protection that ‘veslly protects: res mains a cardinsl principle of the Re- publican party. Once upen a ‘fimé the Demeocrats coyntered ‘with: theip war ‘cry of a “taviff for révenue én- |1v." But that no longer'is tpbrtant use In 19284t At e8, T 7! The Demecrats alse Rave icarned How te’ promise “tarife ratés high enough not to disturb Business—and even a little Higher, if an incrending proportion of ‘high tariy Demoerats can have their way. e The tariff, according to. the Dem- ocrats of 1928, no lenger need be an issue. Occasionally theéy are gaded |mtn mentiont: :{ it,.of course, at guch 044 moments \hen thers is nothing mere to =ay abeut the prohibition issye, whispering csmapaigng and farm relief. x The change of attifude teward tariff protection by the Demecratic party is of histerie signifiesnce and is due to two reasons: The need {or placating the established cenvietions of a majority of voters in'the nerth. ern states; and a realization that the South, having turned inte an, imper- tant manufacturing section, contains influential eitizens who have ceme to. the conclusien that a tariff can | do them no harm and possibly much sood. 5 ¢ It is true that certain Republican speakers are taking pains to empha- size the tariff during their speeches’ in New England and the Middle At- lantic states; in Philadelphia, they would prefer to talk of nothing elpe. In the West they talk of agricultural protection. 5 Although the Democratic strategy is to submerge the tariff issue, this is not always possible. It sometimes is necessary to “answer’ the Repub- lican charges. This is done by refer- ring to the let-well-enough-alene tariff plank in the Houston platform and to the views of “Al” 8mith, The Democratic vandidate has un- derlined he has no intention of up- setting apple -carts, being- primarily interested in possessing a tariff commission which will function ef- ‘flcienlly. All of which givVes pleasure in the North ard arouses no ire in the Bouth. T The South abandoned free trade principles after ‘the, World War. If difterences remain ‘about the tariff they have become academical in nature, a difference of opinion re- garding the degree of protection needed, with the curve of the dis- icussion ‘tending steadily upward. Campaigns for ‘‘tariff reform' { were won by the Democrats in 1890 jand 1892, culminating in the Wilson {tariff act in 1894. The duties of this act were lower, but the steps in that direction were faltering. 8en- ators from Alabamas, West: Virginia and Louislana were among the in- surgents ‘against adoption of the earlier and more drastic house Bill. The Wilson act was a compromise. | In+1913 the Democratic party,| dominated by the South, passed an. other “tarift reform” measure. The | Undersood act, however, s far| | from being free trade. . The average rate of duty on dutiable goods was approximately 29.60 per cent. The| average rate in the .Payne-Aldrich tariff was €0.12 per cent, The dif- ference between the two was only ! a fraction more than ten per cent. Then the World War and a contin- uous increase of manufacturing’ in the South. In 1920 the Southern Tar- | iff Aesociation was founded, whiek & year later told the House Ways and Means Committee thet it repre. mented 57 industries.in. 18 southern "states and desired fully edequate tariff protection in the Fordney law. Textile manufacturing is only one of | the 57 industries; the others include I'net_only those indigenous to tbe soil. but {ndustries that ulso are tmpor- In:the Saddle In.the South., tien in ‘the South becomes increas- ingly dmportant.. Before the elevation of the tariff principle‘in the South it was regard- ed~am p local. lmue ‘only. Louisiana Sugar planters desired: protection on sypar but. em , no .other .industry. Toars of. this: speejes of. industrial pelfishness . her ne censpicuous repuits, Political expediency. then took -the. saddle and it was agreed thet pretection - for. ene .industry coigld be secured only through ce- | operation 'l!h{o‘lhlr industries. *The result 'of this tariff agitation in the Seuth: ‘has been evident im Congress, where an inereasing num- ber of southern Democraty are not Megined to vote for-iow duties. Sen- ater Smeot of Utgh, protectionist par excellence, with pleasure noted in the :Congrassiona! 'Recerd this vear that 'when the Fordnéy—McCumber bill ‘wap ‘ynder een;nflun_non n 1932 thitteen seuthern Demeocratic sena- tors voted for higher duties than those recommendad by the Senate committec. The higher duty votes of these 13 senators totalled 70. The inevitable effect of a high tar- ift development - throughout the South s to. force the Democratic parly to veer from its earlier prin- ciple of'frée trade towards one that ditfers in no important respect from Republican principles. If the Hous- ton platform and Smith ‘in his ac- ceptance speech had harked back to a “we-denounce-the-present-tariff"” attitude not only the country north of Mason and Dixen's line would have been aroused but the new in- dustrial Bouth as well. The present | Democratic tariff policy continues to refiect the wishes of an influen- tial part of the South; but much southern tariff opinion in 1928 does not differ from that in the North. These section are in the same boat industrially. The northern manufac- turer may be uneasy when he faces “seuthern competition,” but he at least has the satisfaction of know- ing that the southern competitor has proved an aid in removing the qua- drennial threat of tariff revision downward. “The Democratic party is not a leopard which has gone contrary to its nature and changed its spots. It is.a party which, retaining its chief sustenance in.the South, must re- flect .the changing attitude of that séction towsrd the tariff. This altered course of Democracy manifestly falls to consider agricul- ture. Farmers have been complain- ing of the “high cost of manufac- tured goods” and the “low price of farm products™ for some time. Many blame this disparity upon the tariff. .- Despite what ‘the 1928 platform says, certain Democratic spokesmen continue to denounce the tariff prin- ciple in order to influence farmers to side with the party. Others point to the fact that farmers who have complained about the tariff for years have consistently voted the Republi- | can ticket in Republican agricultur- al states, and’ this during campaigns when the Democrats e¢mphatically promised a lew tariff if elected. If the farm vote could not be secured at a time when the Democratic party had a strongly low-tarift policy, these observers argue, it probably cannot be greatly influenced by a tarfft argument in 1928, when the party has modified its earlier prin- ciples. . The farmers in the agricultural | west, of course, may be influenced by a more definite farm relief pro- gram than tariff benefits. In this lies | the strategy that undoubtedly will be followed in the corn beit. EVENING SCHOOLS This city, eager to hold high the torch of opportunity in education, is | tant in’ the north, such as foundry | products. iron and steel, boots and ;lhoei, packing p_reducu. flour mill | products, saddles and harness, chem- ical dyes, fertilizers, pencil leads and !forms of mining and minerals. | The Southern Tariff Assoctation or_conventien, | holds .a congress, | every year. At the second congress ! Calvin Coolidge. then vice presiqent, | honor. It is not a Republican ergan- ization in the South, but in the | present year. made a vigorous effort to nominate Democrats pledged to | vote for increased tariff rates. The opening the free night schools this | week. They will take place in three schools, the Central Junior High |the. Nathan Hale Junior High. and ftle ‘Washington. school. There will | also be.night classes at the Trade heol. - They are not operated solely to enable-folk to-retrieve neglected ed- | 'ucations. Sapie of those attending | gaihed a fair education in their na- | tive 1ands but have not yet thor- | oughly mastered the . language of | their new land. These will be helped Lte. conquer English along the. best lines. Others are. interested ‘in study- Ang various subjects which they have | the most remarkable concentration agsociation claims a large musixre,,d“m i aAvantARE: 46 X vantage to know [ i i of aspiration in the commonwealth's history. 1t défied adequate gomment. Much satisfaction should be had at the defeat of Fred J. Burrell. who souzht the nomination as state treas- urer. The best that can be said for is that he had courage 1o aspire for the honor in face of his past record. him extraordinary TRANSPORT ARRIVES Washington, Sept 20 UP—Tke transport St. Mihiel, Ioaded with food and supplies, arrived at Sar Juan, Porto Rico. carly today. The food consisting of canned goods and meats and other articlas was being discharged as fast as pos- sible. - army of success. % But there are :other -important . high tariff associations in the South nowadays.. Of these the American | Cotton Manufacturers’ Association is |the most powerful. It advecates protection in genéral as well as for the particular industry which it fifacturers; associdtions throughout the Soufh energetically support high tarifte. The Jeading organs of manu- | facturing thought throughout the south have.joined in the barrage for vears, especially since the World | War. ‘When one includes the south- ern producers’ and growers' assoole- |tions the demand for tarift protec- 35 i S et i T e Aominates. Nearly all the state man- | {'about. Still others believe in learning as much as possible. - ‘These are schools for the ambi- | tious among people who already are Ielrnlnr their livelihoods. . Aduits, some of them older in vears than their teachers, are common in these | ranks of fhe studious. Working in the day time and —Gaodbye!” 7 “One swallow doesn't make a Sum- mer,” But here's what made this one a hymmer: Mosquitoes, heat waves, politics. Air stunts, and television tricks! Expensive! Yvonne: “We girls have to gpend a lot just to keep ourselves looking attractive.” Marie: money!” “Yes, IT rups inte Near-sighted old hen: “Jerry! Come right down out of that rain before you catch pncumonial” Spires and Gargoyles Too Long! “Why, hello, Mr. Sousa. I under- stand your band has been Up-Th Hudson entertaining the prisoners. “Yes, we just got back.” “Well, I suppose you carried a lot of enjoyment to the poor fel- lgws.” “Well, yes and no. We were get- ting a big hand at first. ‘The Pris- oner’s Song’ almost brought the house down. Then we played, ‘Just a Bird in a Gilded Cage.’ It didn't 80-over very good. “8o 1 decided to try a patriotic air as to get them back to cheering. I handed out the piece, and we struck up in! our liveliest manner. Itirst thing I knew, those prisoners were showering us with rocks.” “What was the plece you were playing?” “‘The Stars and ever.'” Stripes For- —Irwin Ciner A Welcome Word Herbert Hoover, the Republican candidate for the Presidency of the United States, was motoring along a London street one day when his chauffeur ran down a Londoner who had- ‘just emerged from a public- house and was staggering down the street in a manner that made him practically impossible to avoid. The car came to a stop with the drunk- en wayfarer directly beneath it. Mr. Hoover, alarmed, hastily de- scended to investigate and lend aid. ‘The victim lay in a thoroughly &tricken attitu ie, but no sooner had Mr. Hoover laid hands on him than he unloosed himself of a parcel of strong British oaths. “You blankety, blankety, blank, blank, blank! is what he called the present aspirant for the highest office within the gift of the American people. “My friend,” said Mr. Hoover. “never ‘before in my life have I heard such language, but never .e- fore in my life have I been so glad to hear anybody say anything.” ADVICE TO THE STRENUOUS By Edwin B. Fravel When you boast that your sight % remarkably -sharp, Remember the eagle's—and quit! On your splendid digestion when given to harp— . The goat's is a subject more fit! ‘When you boast of the feet and the inches you jump, Though a high or a broad one it be, Remember how easy your trick is to trump By that high and broad jumper. the flea! i When you boast of the basket or bag that you fill, While fishing or shoeting for fun, {In the water and woods there are others can kill, And beat both your rod and your gun! | Ere you boast of the deeds that your body can do— The feats of your your skill— . You should pause in your bragging a moment or two, And remember the brutes— and i be still! strength and Portrait of a Man With Red— Intoxicated (‘itizen: “Why arrest |me? 1. was just painting the town | rea.” Policeman: “Well, you're pinched beecause yon don't helong to the painters’ union!™ —FEugene Smith The Key of Life! Mother: “Hear no evil, evil, speak no evil.” Lillian: “What do you want me to do, commit suicide or some- thing 2" see no | studying a¢ night requires rare in- | dustry. It is werth while. All citi- zens will join in-heartily wishing | success to the ‘emall army of night |that makes America great. READ WERALD CLASSIFIED ADS FOR BEST RESULTS | students. They are built of the stuff | —Barbara Weeks (Copyright. 1928, Reproduction Forbidden) f TEAMS TO BOWL The Plainville bowling five will oppose the Fraternity five at the Fraternity alleye tonight at # o'clock. Captain Richter of the local aggregation expects confidently to take Plainville into camp. Facts end Fancies By Robert So Hoover understands our for- eign affairs? Thank goodness, some- body does, So live that you don't give a darn whether people are tolerant or not. Example of “political psychology” Using Jack Johnson to tour the South for Smith, meaning: *“Hate me, hate my candidate.” Faith is the quality that enables you-to believe the $5,000 car really possesses $3,000 more valye than a $2,000 car. Neighbors are like digestion. The better they are, the less you are aware of them. The old-fashioned girl of twen- ty had something on the hip, also, but it was a baby. But you can't South by promising Amendments. unless specifie split the Solid to enforce you are very Note to tigtwads: What would be the fun of making money if there were no women to spend it on? What's the use? If you can af- ford all the labor-saving household devices, you can afford to hire somebody to do the work. Americanism: Being dissatisfied with the one you have because the magazine ad. makes the other one seem so much better. As Paul said, where there is no law there is no condemnation. To multiply lawlessness, multiply laws. When a treasurer disappears, there’s little chance to get back the money. You can’t tell which broker After listenening to a steam shovel gang excavating for a sky- scrapper, it's hard to believe a mere confusion of tongues stopped the work on the tower of Babel. It you don’t understand an epi- gram, the author has paid you a compliment. If he didn't make it dumb enough for you, he didn't think it necessary. . Mr. Hoover, being a Quaker, keeps still until he is inspired. What he needs 18 more Quaker friends. Robert E, Lee said it is well that war is too terrible; otherwise we might love it too well. It's a good thought, and might be used to just- ity the quality of modern liquor. People who (hink times are hard ghould recall the days of Mark Hanna, when it was considered an affectation for a man to speak of ihs “other pants.” Correct this sentence: “When our phone rings,” said he “my wife and the girls don't seem to care whether it'’s answered or not." Copyright 1928, Publishers Syndicate 25 Year—: Ago Today The Business Men's association made plans to day for its visit to the Berlin fair. A special trolley has heen secured to take members of the club to the fair grounds. The registrars of voters received 620 applications from those who de- sire. to be made voters yesterday. ©f this number 54 are of Polish descent. Health Officer Bunnell received word today from the state barber association that only three out of 38 barbers in this town are com- plyigg with the state health laws concerning sanitation. Mr. Bunnell will atarta tour of the shops today. The committee on water supply and street lights will make its an- nual inspection of the city lamps this evening. The members of the committee will proceed around the city in teams. Farmers in this city report that the price of potatoes will be. very high this winter. The rot in the potato crop due to the heavy rains is blamed for the increase in prices. The New Britain team will play a piek up nine from the factory league fomorrow at Rentschlers park fer the champienship of the city. Prices of meat are very low. The scale of prices is as ‘follows: stéak. 10; smoked shoulders, plate beef, .05 and corn beef, . Ten pounds of lard is selling at $1.14. ' ORGANIST SUFFERS AN INTERRUPTION IN TOUR Held in Loulsyille, Charge of Larceny and Vagrancy Leuisville, Ky., Sept. 20 (CP—Paul Franck, 26, Parisian organist, who claims to be a nephew of the late Cesar Franck, Belgian composer, suffered an interruptiot in his re- cital tour here today by being under arrest for grand larceny, vagrancy and being a fugitive from justice. Franck, whose name is the same as that of a protege of Charles Ca- mille Sant-Saens, French composer, apprehended driving a sedan which police said was stolen August 2 in Atlants. The organist protested that the automobile was his proper- ty, stolen from him at Savannah, and restored to him by private de- tectives in Atlanta. After vainly trying to cc“vince po- lice that he was innocent, the musi- cian heeded the advice of friends to be quiet and wos taken to jail. He said he came to Louisville two weeks ago, and since being here he has given three recitals at leading Louisville churches. In New York, he said, he was private organist for well known persons. Kentucky on a Observations On The Weather ‘Washington, Sept. 20.—Forecast for Southern New England: Mostly cloudy tonight; probably showers in northern Massachusetts; Friday fair; not much change in tempera- ture; ~moderate fresh. southerly winds. Forecast for Eastern New York:' Cloudy in extreme south and prob- ably showers in north and central portions tonight; slightly cooler in southwest portion tonight; Friday generally fair; fresh southerly winds. Conditions: The tropical storm moved northwestward from Virginia last night and is centered this morning over castern Ohio and western Pennsylvania. It has di- minished considerably 18 intemsity. Rains are falling this a in the lower lake districta, central and eastern Ohie, western s and western New York state, also in portions of northern New England. The weather has cleared in the coast sections {rom southern. New England to Florida. Cenditions favor for this vicinity unsettied weather followed by fair and slight. ly cooler. 2 Temperatures yesterday: Higl Atlanta ..... Atlantic City Besten . Buffalo ... Chicago . Cincinnati . Detroit Dulyth Hatteras . Kansas City 60 Bodies Buried in One Grave in Florids St. Petersbyrg, Fla., Sept. 20 (P~ The §t. Petersburg Times today pub- lished a dispatch a dispatch from & staff correspondent at West Palm Beach which said 60 bodies were buried there yesterday:in one huge grave, dug by a steam shovel. He said bodies were brought in so rapid- ly trom the lake region that a crew of carpenters was kept busy build- ing rough coffins. \ T Good-Bye Corn Lifts Right Off—No Pain Doesn't hurt one bit. Drep a little “Freezone” on an aching corn, in- stantly that corn stops hurting, then shortly you lift it right off with fingers. Your druggist sells a tiny bettle of ‘Freezone’ for a few cents, d sufficient to remove every hard corn, soft corn, o1 corn Dbetween the toes and the foot cal- louses, without sore- ness or irritation. — G TR See Durant’s “LEAPING LENA” Saturday :;ud Sunday C. H. HALL'S, INC. 18 MAIN STREET —_——— SCHOOL LU A complete treatise. drawn from official sources, on the proper food for growing children, full of suggestions. for mourishing food for school. lunches, whether eaten at home, taken to school, or bought at achool, ls contained ia our Washington Bureau's Iatest bulletin SCHOOL LUNCHES. The pareats of every boy and girl who i going to school will fiud this bulletin of valus. Fill out the coupon below and send for it: -~-—- - BCHOOL LUNCHES EDITOR, 1322 New York Avenue, cover postage and handling coms: NAME ... STREET AND NUMBER ary T am a reader of the NEW BRITAIN CLIP COUPUN HERE Washington Bureau New Britain unnll.] Wasnington, D. C. 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