New Britain Herald Newspaper, July 6, 1928, Page 8

New Britain Herald EBRALD PUBLISRING COMPANY tesued Deily (Sunday Exzcepted) At Memld Blg. 67 Church Street 809 o Yoar 3200 Thres Montha o8 the Post Ofice at New Brit- & Bocond Clase Mail Matter. TELEPHONBD CALLS Business Offcs .... 338 | Editorial Rooms ... 338 i The cply profitable advertising medium 3 the City. Circulation Books and press reom slways open to advertisers. Momber of the Asocisted Press | The Ameociated Press is exclusively en- | titled to the use for re-publication of sl news credited to it or mot otherwise credited 1n this paper snd elso local | Batered [ THE WAR IN RHODE ISLAND ‘When can a city be forced by t! state to expend a million dollars in the construction of a sewage plant? That is a question that is imminent of eettlement in Rhode Island, where the State Board of Purification of ‘Waters was organized by the Legis: lature to eliminate the pollution of Narragansett Bay and tributary streams. The city of Pawtucket is the most recent municipality to oppose the | mandate of the state board, claiming it does not pollute the bay although there is no doubt that its sewage goes directly into it. The city has been ordered to.construct a $1,000,- 000 disposal plant, but instead will first go to law about it. . It will provide pleasant work for | the lawyers, but in the end the state is sure to win. No city has an in- acws published thereln. | alienable right to pollute waters be- | longing to the state, any more than Member Audit Buress of Cienlation The 4. B. C is a pational organization which fursishes newspapers and adver- | tisers With & etrictly bonest szalysie of clroglation. Owr circulatis ~ased upoa this audit T! - | tection ageinst fraud in mewspaper d's- tributien figures to both nationsl | lished some time one householder has the inalienable right to dump garbage in a city One would have thought a pre- cedent of sufficient value was estab- ago when East | Providence conducted a similar bat- York et Hotsliog's Square; Bchulta's ~ Newsstaoda, Eatrance Grand Central, ¢3ad Otrest. ——————— Senator Heflin has not vet depart- od tor Europe, as he threatened to | do 1t Al Smith were nominated. In- stead he is lecturing against Smith, which is to eay he is turning bigotry into money. One of the newspapers had the following head- line: “10,000 pay to hear Kian rap Smith.” Every rap from this source ought to be & boos The experts who figured that the | average car, valued at $935, costs the average owner $1 a day to operate evidently overlooked what the car saves in trolley and railroad fares. For these pointa information might | be had frem the trolley and rail- road companies. e LT The mayor of Newburyport, Mass.. the well-knowna and now not so well.liked “Bossy" Gillls, for the sscond time in his career has been arrested and fined for speeding. The second arrest occurred at Ogdens- burg, N. Y., where he traveled 50 miles an hour, disobeyed an officer’s signal to stop, and was chased three miles before caught. He p\uded‘ guilty. Instead of setting a good ex: ample, like every good mayor ought to set, Glllis does the reverse. But | by now it is pretty thoroughly established he is not a good mavor, merely being a publicity s‘eekoh The worst thing about the aver- uge hot wave 18 not the heat but the lightning, thunder and eyclonic wind that s likely to follow. That usually “breaks” the heat wave: at the same time doing more damage and killing more people than the heat. The experience of eastern Mas- sachusetta the other day was a case tle againet the Rhode Island state board, carrying it to the state su- preme court and there being soundly trounced. The East Providence dis- i posal plant is now nearing comple- tion. When the various citles in Rhode Island get through lawing about it Narragapsett Bay, unlike the Con- necticut river. will return to ite pristine purity, WHY THE DIFFERENCE? Humanitarians in Hartford are sorely beset over the record of ac- cidents on the Fourth of July, more than 200 persons, mostly children. sutfering injuries. So serious was the situation that the supply of toxin at police headquarters was used up. In New Britain, which last year fatalities. We cannot claim, of course, that the result this year was 'g00d,” inasmuch as a youth suf- fered a serious injury to an eye But every improvement i worth while. The explanation may be that last year's dismal record in this city spurred everyone to be exceeding- lv careful this year, topped by | stringent police regulations as to the sale and use of fireworks. In Hartford the situation seems to | have been otherwise. The city ran | wild, =0 to speak, according to | rumors current here, so that the re- I‘.twm accompanying such mania is not eurprising. Next year ter because it will have learned from its distressing record in 1928 WHERE AUTOS EVENTUALLY GO we know of is in Keneington. Therc ate others comparatively near at had a bad record, the list of injur- | ed this year was less and with no | Hartford will do bet- | The nearest automobile cemetery | the campaign whith the astut campaign follow. That is a point about Hoover that the “leading. Republicans” don't like. They had to agcept him as the | nominee for Presidcnt because they | could not dratt Coclidge and there was no other leading light in sight | with eufficient convention votes. The wry face that accompanied | Hoover nomination was not without | reasonable doubt. Hoover never yet has been a hidebound politician |of the old school, he has repeatedly | failea to be impressed by the pre- | tensions of politicians high or low, |and he has had an entirely ditferent | outlook upon political lite and the | body politic than the average vote- | go-getter. Small wonder that the | boys fear that with Hoover in the White House, if that should be, | there will be no string pulling from | eleewhere. One of Dr. Work's ments was one to the effect that the earlier state- Hoover campaign would be fought | out on the old-time principle of the | ¢ull dinner pail, prosperity with more protection, and such like. A few daye previously Hoover had is | sued a statement to the effect he wauld stand by prohibition of the bone dry caliber and the impres- n went forth the standard bear- er, | ceptance, would | nance of prohibition as the super- |issue of the The an- | nouncement by seemed to verge consideraly this issue land didn't touch agricultural relief at all. It Dr. Work wants to make an fs- !sue of the tarit he will have little to shoot at In the Democratic atti- tude toward profection af industries, campaign. Work from the | e figured in print often before. The governor of New York state has so far dodged nothing. He has met every challenge four square. Friend and foe are compelled to ad- mire his candor. What he has stated and done so far practically amounts to this: That he wants to be elected President as an honest man. That he does not care to be elected if g0 political shooting. integrity Facts and Fancies One trouble with America is o {many grown-ups retain the I'll-tell- \lmamma complex. | There's always something. The {car doesn't skid so much in Sum- [mer, but a kiss does. Mr. Hoover is an able man, but not even Mr. Ford has been able to | break the solid South. There are two sides: the one that lis right and the one that calls name | What will we do when birth con- "trol kills off the upper class? Prob- ably get our great men from the | other class as usual. J in view of Smith's letter of ac- | consider mainte- | A man's objection to a breakfast room is its constant effort to become the regular dinner and supper room, | | also. | The 60-cent article is worth 10 cents. The other 50 cents represents the cost of making you want it | The Democratic party today is no | | free-trade party irrespective of what |1t once was. One needs only to read the tariff plank in the Demo- | cratic platform. adopted at Houston There is ro vast difference between it and the Republican faniff plank, at least not enough of a dif- ference to alarm anybody. Tt prac- tically pledges the status quo. with nd a fact-finding added. It pledges a few reforms, commission “equitable distribution of the henq,l fits and burdens of the tariff among all” Tt will be noticed that fits” “are admitted It is posgible that as the campaign proceeds Dr. Work will find he has | little influence in shaping the chief | issues to ‘be discussed. These will be created through the speeches of the candidates. Dr. Work will find that his main job is to collect money to | pay campaign to it that he has no deficit on his handi at the end of the campaizn expenees and see 1ssue maker the campaizn manager :navnraHy will be quite a flop, COURAGE AND HONESTY Alfred E. Smith gives evidence of being a fast worker. Thus far he has ‘bene- | As an | Which land has the best cool Well, which one consumes the most | anti--fat pills? ‘ A casual study of political |es suggests that the unv lsire to be thin has mow ‘hl‘fl}v | Americanizm: Getting cause there's nothing to do at home but play bridge to an expen- Isive resort and playing bridge. affected Cheerful loser: A poor sport who dn’t care enongh to try very har$ | There would he fewer wrecks on ithe matrimonial seas if the lcreatures would rock the cradle in tead of rocking the hoat. | The reason some people have o much trouble is because they have |flivver incomes and truck man- ners i If she sits in the back seat dog, and he drives, using twin beds the {been years. | for | vou tell an Amarican if he's loafinz. He very few minutes becaus think of anything else to can any | money |he can't do, | | Tt's all the same to the merchant such an event requires him to fore- | and square | bored be- | spoils your victory by pretending he | dear | ALWAYS NEED THE “SPREADING CHESTNUT,” YOU KNOW! e Blacksmith's fine his His anvil's ceased to echo, folke, But why not funvils where each day The village cheersmith pounds out jolies? CAUSED BY DIET! Tousl Have you any liver com- plaint Doran: “No, but T got a lot about the onions that went with 'em!" A REVISED VERDICT! By Rodney Hutchinson (We are told that a sense of hu- mor in women has become fashion- able, since fewer women think hu- mor silly than was the case some years ago.) “Carol, when you read my verse long since, Your appreciation was but chilly Candidly T own you made me wince Nettled at mince, Dubbing .as you did) ‘silly ! my humor | Ah! but now with ecstacy I learn, You, whose frown (reflected) wrinkled my brow, Dote on humor which you used to spurn— And it even seems that some discern Humor in your ve brow. Prithee, Carol, let ma then anew ch the bureau where 1 rel gate them and offr once despized. if it be true Dearest, vou at appreciate them " Rodney, since I've struck on hu- mor’s vein, for 1ts detection boast some | skill, Sir, Afrer reading carefully again 1Al you 1 must now with pain | Frankly 1 find them i Nay WRONG MEANING! | Miss Patricia: "My father has a | wonderful old drinkinz-horn, | Maid: “He surs hos Redd 1 ever see on a | —Arthur Jacob mant” THE PRESCRIPTION B. C. Pepper I sneaked into the drug | { shoppe, having picked an hour when | it had its fewest customers. With | fear in my heart I approached the drug ind whispered into his ea him a little ¢hp of paps he looked about, fearful | 1 been overheard Telling | me to wait, he cautio y entered a | tack room Every minnte T expected an officer to enter the store as I waited. Every | customer that entered made chills {run up and down my spine. Min- | utes slowly trickled away, and at {last the druggist came out of the Furtively the words you did not | ry lip and eye- | to you | McCa: (Copyright 1928, Reproduction Forbidden) QUESTIONS ANSWERED You can get an answer to any question of fact or information by writing to the Question Editor, New Britain Herald, Washington Burean, 1322 New York avenue, Washington. D. C, enclosing two cents in stamps for reply. Medical, legal and marital advice cannot be given, nor can ex- tended research be undertaken. All other questions will receive a per- sonal reply. Unsigned requests can- {not be answered. All letters are con- fidential.—Tuditor. Q. What is the value of a Hun- garian crown? | A The crown -eased to he legal itender July 1, 1927. The redemp- tion value was 12,500 paper crowns |to one pengo. A pengo is worth 1749 cents in United States cur- rency. Q. What s the meaning of “cloven hoofed” and “split hoofed’ as applied to animals? A, Cloven hoofed means having the foot divided in two or more iparts. Split hoof has the cleft ex- tending above the toes. A horse has a soild hoof and 0dd toes. The cow is cloven footed for endurance swimming? A, Mrs. Myrtle Huddleston, who completed, on May 21, 132§, a swim of 50 consecutive hours in the | Lincoln Park West Hotel pool at | Chicago. Tllinois Who played the roles of the Tndian and the Spamard in “Ra- mona"? A Warner Baxter plaved the part of the Indian and Roland Drew the part -of the Spaniard Q. What are the requirements for a nurse on a Naval hospital | ship? | A, She must be a graduate of | an accredited nurses’ training school and registered She must be be- fween the ages of 22 and 35, unmar. ried and an American citizen Q. What is the population of Jerusalem > A 62,678 according to the census of 1922 What 15 meant in coin cata- logues by a “V. D. B Lincoln cont”? A. A one cent piece of the Lin- coln design bearing the initials of designer Victor D. Brenner. The initiale originally appeared on the reverse side of the coin but| after an irsue of nearly thirty mil- lion they were removed Q. How far will a bullet from a ingfield rifle travel? A The maximum distance Is 5.600 yards. ! Q. Are there more women than men in the United States? A According to the last census the male population of the TTnited States was 53,900,431 and the fe- male population 51,810,189, Q. An alien girl married an American citizen in 1913 and ob- Q. Who holds the world's record | | states | Hatteras in the United S s A T ited States Department of Agriculture estimates about 25 to 30 pounds of comb honey or 40 to 50 pounds of extracted honey per colony, provided the bees are under £00d management. Q. Under what title is Victor Hugo's novel “L’homme qui rit" usually published in English? A. It is usually published under Itha English title “The Man Who Laugha” that being a literal trans- |lation of the French. Q. What is Titian hair? A. Golden red. | Q What is medium height for a man? 1 A | teet. Q. Who played the leading fe- male role in the motion picture “Rose Marie”? A. Joan Crawford. Q. Who is the aythor of book entitled Hell"? A. There are two books with that title; one by Bernard Fresenbord, an ex-priest, and published in 1904. The other was written in 1921 by Mac Martin, a reformed drug ad- dict, and published by the Capper Printing company of Topeka, Kansas. About five and one-half the “Thirty Years in Observations On The Weather Washington, July 6.—Forecast for Southern New England: Fair to- (night and Saturday, except possibly rain in Rhode Island and Eastern fassachusetts tonight; slightly warmer Saturday. Strong northeast and north winds diminishing tenight. I"orecast for Eastern New York: Fair tonight and Saturday; moder- ate temperature; diminishing north- erly winds becoming variable Satpr- day. Conditions: The storm that pre- | vails this morning over the eastern portions of the middle Atlantic states and Southern New England is central over the ocean off the Jersey coast and south of Block Island, Atlantic City, 29.72 inches. It produced heavy thunder showers over New England and about Long Island. New York city reported 2.84 inches of rain and New Haven 2.21 inches. Pressure is high over the St. Lawrence Valley, Lake region, Ohio valley and southward over the east Gulf states. It is low from the northern plains states southwestward to the Mexican bor- der and high over the north Pacific Tempera‘ures continue warm attended by a high percent- age of humidity, in the north Atlan- tic states and abnormal over the plains states. Conditions faver for this vieinity fair weather and not much change in temperature. Temperatures yesterday: High Atlanta a2 Atlantic City .......... 76 Boston! ......ovne .88 Buffalo .. .4 Chicago 66 Cincinnati .. i3 Denver . &4 Detroit . 80 4 3 96 56 Low 68 66 62 60 58 L1} 68 56 T4 Jacksonville 72 Ka s Cif Miami Minneapolis 86 When you turn your dial to tune the instrument in front of you is the result of Nantucket New Haven New Orleans ..... New York .. Nortolk .. Northfield .. Pittsburgh . Portland, Me. . 8t. Louis .... ‘Washington . Conference Will Hold Extensive Sessiony Washington, July ¢ (UP) — The prohibition conference at Asheville, N. C., July 11 te 14 will be restrict. ed to invited southerm dry demos crats, dry leaders sald here today: Many applicants from varioud factions have been asked to attend, it was learned, but the meeting will be confined to ‘conference” proportions. It will be in no sense a “convention™ and mest of its ses- sions will be executive. More than 50 invitations been sent out. The Anti-Saleon league is not participating officially, it was stated at league headquarters. The meets ing was planned by Bishep James Cannon, Dr. A. J. Barton and other southern dry leaders, many con« nected with the league, but none on its payroll, it was said. Loewenstein Stocks Begin Rally Today London, July ¢ (UP)—The stock exchange, which showed a general decline yesterday after the disap« pearance of Captain Alfred Loewen« stein, was stronger at the opening today. Stocks in which the Belgian financier had heavy interests ranged from steady to stronger. International holdings sold at 145 at the opening, which was the sane as the closing price yesterday. Hy« droelectric opened at 40 1-2, up one and one-half points over yesterday's closing. Brazilian Tractions opened at 60 1-2. have STUDEBAKER aks A BUNDRED YEARS OF RADIO in your radio set, do you kmew that of develop- Valks 2iven ths MEIR T lidomiska L tained a divorce in 1925 is she an American citizen? She became an American eiti- z¢en in 1913 by virtue of her mar- ment? It was fn 1527 that Savary made the di could be magnetized from a Leyden far, and s ime hundreds of inventors and scientists have contributed a bit here and a bit there which has made possible modern radio. Our Washington Bureau has prepared a bulletin of 6.000 words of condensed information shwoing the story of radio The poor man pavs a little each|back room. He walked by me cas- stesl needle He does not | on 1) for six months, and the rich [ually, and as he passed he slipped a | use weassl words. He does not stand 'man waits six months to pay. | pack er my coat I tricd to leave the drug shoppe hand, too. To pass one of them is to wonder how soon the steel steed one is driving or riding will ast before in point. In this respect Connecti- cut has been fortunate. All we got he is no pussy-footer o/ e MO ‘was rain and plenty of it. Italy seems to be getting mor matter-of-fact every day. The latest ukase, which as yet does not seem to cover all of Italy but only the Valle Aurina district, forbids lovers from serenading their beloved damsels with guitars or mandolins. We do not | know what the hearthroken young |advertising chewing gum men are going to do about it, ex- |it helps to grace the acres of ruined cars displayed But that isn't all. One attempts a guess at the therein, 2mount of money which broken down cars cost when new By that time one begins to grow dizzy and is glad to pass on to more pleasant scenes, | §0 many | such as sizn hoards cigarettes without a cough, or tires that never cept that they might be spurred into Wear out saving enough to buy flivvers. It has been our observation that a owning & flivver doss guitar. lover not need a Meriden {8 making an effort to secure the new million dollar hos- pital for service men which the gov- crnment intends to southern New England. It has construct in been generally believed that the ¢ get the hospital will be New Haven But there reason city. Any other southern New E land city has the opportunity to pull strings for the hoepital the institution. New Britain, too, can enter the list city at least has as zood is no absolutely ten: why it should be in if it wants of contenders. This prospects of being the eite of the hospital as Meriden. Our opinion is politictans have 1l gettled that have the hospitai that the Gie maiter mestiy Haven i= to The cost of fishing per fish on a national scale puted. has never been com- OVER LAND AND WATER The air trip of the It: Captain Arturo Ferrarin Carle P. Delprete, South America, covered as m land as it did water sible due to the conficuration of the African and South American nents. The flight Africa crossed the Mediterrancan by way of Sicily; then they piloted their plane along the coast of Africa to Villa Cisneros. a lon then they hopped over the ocean to the Cape Verde islands: ocean hop to Natal, the first landing com- pleting a record non-stop flizht of 4,600 miles. Then on to Rio. 1f aviators take long hops in or- der to “advance aiiation” then this n aviators. d Major from Rome to This was pos- conti- from Rome to again Brazil, an where wae made, one was about as good as any ather. Itain rules and Why is it oken necessary to display in this They are not handsome to anything, except perhaps a city dump, looke less in- But there thy down antomobiles manner look at Searcely viting lie, along al- niost every prominent highway, the most dismal of modern displays. A better plan has come out of souri, which we hope will spread The is to and plan melt the eteel scrape iron that makes up the larg- or part of the automobile cemeteries, ured can be used manufacture of other steel in Missouri the idea is in the implements to manufacture farming implements. Thus the farmer's automobile will thus ultimately return to him in the torm of a plow If mankind, efficient as it now cannot utilize the large quantities of is, steel and scrap iron in the dilapidat- motor care gracing the many tomobile scrap yards then some- What is the use of continually bringing more ore from Northern Michigan s0 much stee] is lying around unused be bad new: eventually when It may for the ore ntereets but somet of the sart will happen, THE HOOVER CAMPAIGN Dr. Hubert Work, general the Hoover campaign, hard. He bh pretty well mapped out man- working everything and has ar- rived at the point where he can is- atements. M he some of the statements won't please Hoover; if so. he w Hoover knows enongh and has pres- tige enough to have some influence in how his be- half is to be managed. There will ne a meeting of “leading Republicans tomorrow and though nobody will the campaign in | know exactly all that tranepires we know enough of Hoover to realize that he is certain to lay down cer- find that out in time, as | | {for principles everyone wants, but | | he malkes no attempt to hide them He even A is no “old-time politician,” or politician of more vintage whose chief stock in trade is to nide from the public opinions en- tertained on controversial questions. Tt ueed to he claimed that a “atholic could not be elected Pres- ident stated. The Constitution makes no religious dis- tinction and Why was never church and state are ate. Instead of trying to mollify h relizionists in &mith boldly government said one, he is a Catholic He et once and a good critics understand and for al that he does not regard his re- lizion as a detriment to hie American | eitizenship The 18 a “wet” His record as governor has heen assailed by and ‘it douht the campaign. It is prohibitionists vill used in easier to hide proclivities during no be one’s prohibition campaign than it is to hide one's and Smith could another religion, e done as many candidate has done fence until But the election was over. scarcely had the Houston con- vention adopted a plank on the to wet and dry alike” the convention a telegram succinctly stating This was honest Vastly his views and than required more courage the average accumulates, Smith that it practically sald mak no changed Then there have been the 1y Hall. This or- worse than most nasty flings about Tamn, ganization is no other political machines in the larger cities, most of which are Re- publican: but for purpe s of poli- trying to is the earth. tics the grand old party show that Tammany hell ante- chamber to on Smith hae not 1 rather he made a other day 2 nion still that Tammany has some g00d points, perhaps no more than ite detractors possess, but at least a of them. If Tammany likes an honest man, it can't be as ome other political organi- which do not like honest men but produce the other kind. No few Smuth bad ions as all the | claim has been made that he -straddle on both sides of the | politician ever | difference about | i 9 | his views remain un- Males are supposed to be braver, but imagine one with only a dime making a salesman show him a recent thousand dollars worth of clothes. |rested on suspicion [ Mr. “Pussyfoot” Johnson has |married, and now he'll know how it fecls to have somebody telling you 1now to live, Correct this sentence: T {lot of money.” said he {n't make me feel tmportant.” ! Copyrizht 1228, Publishers Syndicate | | 25 Vears A;or ioday make a | Andrew & Parsons ha ied to membership in the cut society, Sons of the Revolution heen elect Connecti- American | “The Blackville Yacht Club,” a mus- lical comedy satire. Something new in black and white { Hartford semi-professional team {vs. New Britain at Rentschler's park faturday. Admission 15c, grand So far living in New audience with as is known, nobody now Britain has had an the dying Pope Leo X111, althongh the late Father Harty of & Mary's church enjoyed that distinction twic | The family of E. J P mering at Short Be Itaken a cottage for the A. Moore has t for t | | ter is sum- ere it has 1son. a cottage immer, n shot 74 ont a1 scheutzen- New England New Haven yes and won first Mrs ing shot 71 and re- v prize. he price of fish is much higher than it was a year ago, and the fish | pes s have out of business [temporarily. They will e back with | their horns and carts soon | prices drop | o he n ! Lutheran chureh in [ has been 1ot to Mu Norwich. The ed | tween $65.000 and § | A committee from the Business- ! men's associated waited upon the or- | dinance and license committee last {evening and asked fighter restric- [tions upon “fakirs, as it termed tho peddlers who go about from | house to house. The committee said the itinerants paid no rent or taxes, tand something should be done to fest of Sout | Scheutzenbund prize. also as as o8 Swedish \nklin square phy Bros., of will cost be- 0,000. keep them from underselling estab- | lished merchanis, A local Armenian with black hair is growing a long beard as a mourn- ing sign for a departed relative. { The new hospital building will be 'veady shortly. The interior painting contract has been Jet to E. U | Thompsen, and C. B. Cadwell will do regulations about 'need to mention names here, as they '(he grading about the building but 1t does- | All this week at White Oak park, ! in a leisurely, €auntering walk. but | | had there been an officer on the cor- | i ner, T would have prebably been ar- The journey home was one of the most terrifying of my life. but at last I was under my own roof. The bathroom would he the safest | place to open my package, and, en- tering it. T made haste to lock the door. With nervous fingers 1 be- gan unwrapping the package. At last the precious bottle and its con- tents! The druggist was a true friend. Tt | was what 1 had ordered—a whole hottle of castor oil [ | rage and her divorce in 1925 did not deprive her of her citizenship. Q. Where is Negro Mountain? A, In Somerset county, Pennsyl- ja. It is the highest point in Pennsylvania with an altitude of 3,220 feet. Q. Did all immigrants, regardless of nationality, who entetred the United States in 1323 have to pay a head tax? A Yes dollars. Q. What do the initials “A. § €. stand for after the name of a motion picture photographer? A. American Society of Cine-| matographers. Q. What is the average vyield The tax was eight send for it: 1322 New York Avenue, | NAME | STREET AND NUMBER per annum ot honey per colony of Anderson: “I shouldn't think you'd like to work in such a public place.” Beck: “No, but one has to draw the licn somewhere!” OUT OF THE RUIN: (As Reported to the Fun Gordon: “Helene has heart awa Horton: “What are you going to do about it?" Gordon: “Capftalize write a popular son hop) stolen my on it and —H. M. J. { (And as Interpreted by other Fun Shop Contributors)— I, COMBINATION I you &nd I write a - song. “But I don't know any ine. You can write the and I don’t know any gram- mar, o I'll write the words! —Judith Roth. LIRE HI “Jackson had his heart «nd the doctor says he even hear a sound.” Leland: examined couldn’t THERF ARE A GREAT. MANY PEOPLE WHe development in the past hundred years. 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