New Britain Herald Newspaper, May 2, 1928, Page 6

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The only profitable advertlst Circulation books and press roam slways open to sdvertisers. out of ever a class all to himself Member of the Associated Press ke Associated Prees 18 exclusively en- e ————— se-publication _of PERILS OF CHILDHOOD to 1t or not otherwise 1dhood is besct by 3 and when ac i to the use for 11l news credite dited 1n this s published thereln. precious fnnocents wi Member Audit Bareaa of Clrcalati o A B. C fs a national organ newspapers and adver- th & strictly honest analysie of circulation etatistics -are ased upon this audit. This Insures pro- tection sgainst fraud in D tribution figuree scal mdvertisers ch furnishes circulation. Of to both national a child in N¢ Grand Central, 42nd Street. AIR MALL EXTENSIONS The air mail serviee besets them indoors and essential it is mail servie ers and paps route to Atl ted by every possible | enefit to the The end is not 3 cases is here, parks and breathing STATE LABOR CONDITIONS Charles J. Moore, “0-operation by 1he federation of on labor conditions KITTY HAWK scems 10 be Danged it th portrayal of a 4 conusiderabls first intimation was brought to the Hawk, Norty, Carolina, idong the bes succeeded in soaring through the air | S A jecided upturn, more persons employed in scarcely could credit the announce- | nent, but they knew that the life- | Relations Letween employ- suard,- out of breath who uttored the No reporters, camira men or pi i than many another sta licity exponents we h ny another stat is not whether present to see i Connectiout — ce at Kill Devil 2 ! realizes that this ha Hill, three miles rhe Wrights had p ar removed from t he throngs. Perhiaps » had occasion to circumstances elsewhere, throughout a monument o it of Labor ir hipped i to ¢ A GRAND TRIP labor troubles, TES AND GAS 1 PSON'S CORNER a personal in- Macdonald, provement over the nothing furrher of greater care at t 1 | who | hig have have 10 exe toists D | greatly Improved creats |are | periene: sen a horrible example. Wi nrough | it so, (hasa s cate s to how to cross the | A KNOCK-OUT FOR BILLBOARDS | “This does not apply to Connecticut, !or any other American state. Knock- rds in these parts is harder than knocking out Gene {ing out the billb Tunncy, When Jegislatures perfectly good law, written by law- | tellects, along comes soms "declares it unconstitutional. The bill- board interests have more rights in ry than is good for y and the eyesight of auto- | in our dili- most of this co the scens mobile gent efforts to o {the universe less laden with consti- | [ tutional technicalities we alight upon | the province which is in Canada, north of Maine. Parliament in that province hogticd with “thou must not" ltations; =0 it goes right ane agrees to pass a law about the bill- board around the bramble bush a moment {1onger th law is that no billboard of any |can be erected along the high Htlie province, The child can understand it, The a jin b roads detract from cfectivenss markers, not ‘:n.ulmi&'\ one of {with caution and k and eyes off regarded 88 ang mar the scenery. most serious | hege objections have made United States, | whenever the sub [the b linvested make th 'Sun May Some Day Divide Into Two Pieces Paris, May 2 The sun some ! day pieces, tively that the | the process will take turies 1o complet Theoretically, loulle e To Manicure Nails of 4 Queen of Afgha Warsaw, | tice tended the and much that he pt for the i Facts and Fancies 1Y ROBERT QUILLEN called Whitewash- liose indignant citizens and school ¢ had narrow I: a rabbit shows ti when a fox is one remarked th “as 1 was tiers school was orities would take in instructing en just exactly w 10 do at this corner. It ne that this corner is now a lo- cal problem, and with cducation of the pedestrians it could be magde perfectly safe.” man who loudly yearns | commissione hasn't cleaned up his own | 1 little interest men hecome great by rea- 1 of their ability to spell, “One half of the world doesn't how the other half lives,” but rewd hunch it is hootleg- is sweet, and to a sound doctrir cducation must not one-sid- utoists who niake sport of extent may arts of Berliners also ne bit ¢f education, n who Kkicks because 0 make it possible to Berlin highway is | one who wi | driving a truck just to show ption. Whereas formerly an- to travel slowly d not step on the to cover a store-hought | The B as Wi hen they now can roll along n splendid comfort, and speed has *Miss € t finished an "Nt With a truck. to life and “Hoover didn't hecome until he was 4 not properly controllc As Lo clever bhecausc you aren't good. lin? Is there any? And ndid opportunits *a “edu- ana &cligol children road at Up- being killed; it also has an equally splendid using old labels. Spring is here, Put up blue-bird | 4 wren houses; the place to build. 1 in the forchead mear ain ot the back of the means the bootlegger is a liar. egizlators with crror-proof in- Science knows ev a young man mily always scems presses the “pill” to daughter. Suds: The mass of bubbles atop a | seliooner or a wash tub. Obsolcte in | ate some section of | “If the peasant of Italy idea, it would crack his head {open.” Oh, well; he'd get it cracked character an. tributors, The following suggestions may | to indicate somw of the lines | of thought that you might follow: (1) State where you sent your first. manus (2) What you thought of it, and of th Perhups the «nough to hide thinks he has a 34.inch waist when | he wears his belt 4 inches below the ostrich reaily s prepared to report the New Brunswick on grand opcra or a on the (4) State who persuaded you fo! contribute to The F give heigh same. (5) Give a list of magazines and newspapers to which you alr sent the enclosed contribution, and state your rcasons for supposing {that the (6) Give full st (names and addresses) of friends who have promised to buy this paper if your contribution appears in The Jun shop. (7) Give a briet outline, in’ cor- rect English, of your religious, po- litical, and police court convictions, your viewa on Mayor “Bill” Thomp- son, and any idcas you may have ubout the various candidates for president, (S) Finzlly, enclose stamped and addressed envelope for the return of your contribution, that it calls i thing 1 selecte 3 good as it Jooked.” . Publishers 25 Years Ag; Today The best marks at the rifle & .00t at the military carnival last evening W. E. Beers, 215 J. Dyson, 214 by J. M k of it is that billboards along the value and om their duties to drl p their minds what they are ncluded a 218 b by W. B. Montague. et is broaclicd in | | mitted to hold services in St. Mark’s |trots forward the dirge that it would | chureh priest from {charge and ahout 100 were present. Desirable rents become 80 « cial board of 1as decided to_secure on Berlin street, r house has accordingly been rented for three Neuman was judge at & shame to injure the husiness of billhoard companies, who h: thousands of countryside hideous. And that species of tall talk usually wins. | Methodist church a temporary st night. Th convieted of stealing a chicken, The earpenters’ strike will prob- ably end tonight. The 4 comnunic: prisoncr was Dr. Jules Giacobini, 1 astronomer, said in an interview earding tori tention, Dr strikers have ion from the obini added t) 1Wo picces in- for a conference th (€rs not in the conceded the evening. Build- union have advances d Jospital is preparing 1o put the new L It will be kept at ambulance into K separated thousands of and respond at any hour of the day or might. The ambulance was pur- ie contribution, large ¥ Traut family. Chairmian Bogle pin on his ba of your tires consideration ction* ); this phenomenal of gradual division.” ble-action’ department {to bunch their salaries 1 inent position to one man. This Chaughsey, as the ¥ be Michacl 5o twe, Michael Souns v Lawrence, have good sitions which up for such an manicurfst whe a Afghanistan ¥ would not give engaged the carpenters’ strike atul no other count st evening. “T don’t know | Queen Souriva said. two year contract and will l1save within a fortnight for something has hoosted !the demand for brick so that we can hardly supply enough.” The Drad sea containe nearly A = fichless women's shoes were vhout hbslE chusetts, becoming northerly, That Extra Hour, Folks! laylight raving we deplore An Rut Daylight Saving we adore! One hour more for glee! ! Proof Glorious! Wiley: “No, he told me A\ MENTAL MARVEL By Leonard F. Welling Lo wus a dainty office girl Who with her boy-fr endlessly she talked, SO much on my MIND!" she “I feel as i I'd DROP! ! s could DEAD, And yet he WOULDN'T stop. ines,” he sa ters, QUICK, I'm in an AWFUL jam , ‘these let- And now I'm POSI-TIVELY sick 5 T mean 1 REALLY AM. s go. he's nice enough, But gonmic days, what I mean, 50 ... well, you know sorter graff, 1 must go off my BEAN." she scattered, wide and fre worries of her Kind, I marveiled that 5o MUCH could be Upon so SMALL a mind! Bakd! Mrs, Wel 0 you are going to niarry Rufus Johmson, Mandy? 1| | think 1 know who he always parted, jsn't it?" Mandy: “Ye mum, and nothin’ on elther side ob | de part:” . His hair is sum, it's all parted, —Al t J. Klages Tt makes Clem Tuttle laugh to think that le never gets any bills for the gloves which his wife claims she has to hand him with! WHAT TO TELL ’l—‘llli EDITOR! We propose to supply a long-felt want, to the kind*of letter it is desi to cnelose with contributions to The Fup Shop. Begin your letter in a friendly | vein, hoping the Editor is pretty well. Remember also that the Ldi- tor likes to know something of the d histories of his con- | and to give a little advice a8 ble ript. itor who returned it. (3) Your height and chest measurement (an Editor likes to be fe cide,) dy ditors were misguided. Tonlc, Sir? Barber: “Sir, your head reminds « of a king without children.” Baldwin: “A king without chil- dren?" Barbe there ia no hair-ap- parent! —Bernard Lanman NOT! By TOR TOURISTS 1gar Dickerman Wear a new suit of clothes on the trip 8o the others won't expect you 10 help it anything goes wrons. . e o To sec how far your car can be driven in one day lend it to a friend! v e e A =oft 1op is just as important as @ soft geat if the roads are rough! e Never run over a traffic cop. The ge may puncture one The Specics! Do vou lfke to kiss Chi- Hugh: g0 girls? Norn they're ‘double- Hugh: it do you mean ‘d re " re? Norman: “When you kilss on you kiss your moncy good-bye at the same time! —Warren M. Velsor (Copyright, 1928, Reproduction Forbidden) Observations On The Weather Washington, May 2.—Forecast for Southern New England: Generally fair, rlightly cooler except on the utheast coast, tonight. Thursday fair, cooler in northeastern Massa- Moferate shifting winds \ Forecast for frowns where grins should “What makes you think that that explorer is a liar? Did he el you le lit & fire with his last match he lit one with his first cigarette lighter!” i Denve | Detroit nd walked, | 1 set my poor, old brain a-whirl, EE that I was signe there in the United Sta n Shop, and| and measurcment ot | The address is 147 Wt air tonight | change in te | northeast winds becoming variable | Conditions: An arcw of | pressure provails over the count cast of the Mississippi river | higher in all | Rocky Mountains. | of low pressure exte toba southward to outhwestward to 1t ¢ Mountain distr 3.62 Platte, Nebrask Manitob: Seatt areas were central country over 1 northern Itocky mountains regio High pressure continue for % creasing cloudiness emperatures yesterday: 1 uth Hatteras Jacksonville Kansas City Los An Miami 168 . . Minneapolis . . Nantucket Nashville New Yor! Norfolk Northfield, Vt. Pittsburgh Portland, M t. Louis . ashington QUESTIONS ANSWERED question of fact or information by D. C., enclosing two cents in stamps advice cannot be given, nor can ex- tended research be undertaken. All other questious will rececive a per- not be answercd. All letters are con- fidential.— tor. Q. Did George Washington as- sist in framing the Declaration of Independence and did he sign it? as commander-in-chicf of the Con- tinental armies when the Declari- tion of Independe by the Continenttal Congress in 1 Consequently he conld not assist in traming it and was not one of the Q. How many Roman € Protestant and Jewish churcl holie, According to the last ccnsis were 237,945 churches, of T 17,062 were Roman Catholic; Jewish and the rest Protes. ant. Q. How old is William §. | Is he still playing in the movics A, He is 52 years old playing in pictures now. what is the address of the Motr politan Opera Company A. The officers are President, Otto H. Kahn; vice president, 1. Ziegler; treasurer, Frank Garlichs. 9th street, New York city Q. What is the meaning of the name M A. It is a German name, derived from th Jatin and meaning “greatest” gh inches at Santa Fe, and | red, y reported over | northern districts in the ecastern, | standard time. and western portions of the Conditions for this vicinity favor| aqas Low Atlanta . e a6 Atlantic City ., 48 Roston Ruffalo 26 Chicago 40 Cincinnati 14 tigrade produce merlingh Onnes of the Univers Leyden, Holland, in an unsuccessful attempt to solidify liquid helium 18 4] \hsolu Centigrade ill substances are solil except | helium, line dr Iussian and smaller in size than the Chin Medite are natural gray, natural brown and also white, writing to the Question Editor, New | Britain Herald, Washington Bureau, coiic 1322 New York avenue, Washington, | for reply. Medical, lcgal and marital | renal sonal reply. Unsigned requests can- | A He was scrving at the front | Zastern New York: | but is also frequently compounded and Thursday; little iperature. Mogerate | in longer names, as Maxmillian, ete. Q. Is Madison Square Garden in w York a “stadium”? A It is an indoor sports audi- torium and a stadium is an outdoor and | auditorium. | temperatures are gencrally much clions cast of the A long trough is from Mani- White House occurred March 11, braska, thenee Southern s with cen- | Luc | of Mrs. Dolly Madison. Q. Who was the first person married at the White House? A. The first marriage at the 1811, when Justice Thomas Todd of the U, supreme court married vne Washington, a sister P: Q. What is the official time for | the beginning of spring this year? A. March 2 . at 10 a. m. castern 4. Ts it the age of a coin or its scarcity that determines the value Pacific coast states and |to coin collectors? A. The age of a coin somectimes to its value because it has r weather, followed hy in- hecome rare and is hard to obtain. Usually the premium value is de- termined chiefly by the number issued. For example, there were only 24 dimes coined at the San rancisco mint in 1594 and dimes of U|that year bearing the “S" mint mark are of more value than thosc coined at other mints, Q. Is Grace Richmond living? | If so, what A, She is is Fredon 1 her address? . New York. lowest temperature ever 18 below zero cen- d by Professor K ty of ro is cqual to minus At minus 272 degroes Q. How long is the equator? A. The cquator, an imaginary wn around the carth mid- ¢ between the poles is about 2 miles long. Q. What are the comparative numbers of bank failures in the U 8. from 19 A.In 1822 there were 277 bank | S in 1924, 613; | to 19 in 1923, 464 and in 1926, 605, Q. What is a “Moufflon A. Tt i# the trade name for cer- | tain members of the Goat fanily. | You lose strength and “pep,” get thin They are found in northern Chin Mongolia and southern Russia. The are a little finer in hair Most Moufflons come from Chin: The skins are plucked and dressed, the under-fur which remains is long, soft and silky. Mouftlons are larger than Thibets, Thibetines or nean Sheep. Their colors Q. Does the fede government You can get an answer to any have complete control over all the rive of the 1 Only so e s, ar as navigation is Road A Sam Walter 1o Q. What is adrenalin? A A commercial drug product wde from the juices of the supra- and of slaughtered cattle. Q. What was the date of the Johnstown tlood ? A. 1889, 1f a Malay child falls ill after ree ceiving its name, it is temporarily Aopted by another family, who sive it a different name, | would also call M |tion to a pussage from Pope— Bl lulng Aerind i il draiiitd Yioatate absolute zerg ever been | reached in experiments | hard to Ir COMMUNICATED CRITICISM OF ELDERS Writer Reproves Mr. Connors for Opinions Anent Prof. Tunney. Editor, New Britain Herald: In reply to Frank G. Connors' article in the New Britain Herald {of Thursday, April 26, will say that in my opinion it ill behooves a young man, and a student, to criti- {cize those of an older generation, ond his -instructors. s for Prof. Tunney being against all pessimists I agree with him. This present age has no place for any one who looks on the dark side. It is our duty to brighten the world if ve can. And what about Shakespeare and his remarks about Cleopatra? Bless him! “Age can not wither her nor custom stale her infinite variety.” Nothing pessimistic in that. We . Conmnors’ atten- “Trust not yourself, but your defects 1o know. Make use of every friend and every foe, A little learning is a dangerous thing. Drink deep or taste not the Pierian spring the brain, But drinking largely sohers us again. I realize that this is the age of the voung, but they must not for- get that the older ones, perhaps, know all that they are trying so ™ and they have also the experience, ONLY A WOMAN, Recent tests indieate that house flies often make a journey of five op six miles in 24 hours, Stomach Troubles, Q. Who wrote {le poem “The | Housc by the Side of th Headache and Dizziness 1f your stomach is sick, you are sick - all over. It you can't digest your food, and nervousand feel as tired when you get up as when you went to bed. For 10 years Tanlac has improved { the health and activity of many thou- | sands who suffered just as you do, Here is 3 letter from Mrs. Dora Robillard, of Belling- ham, Mass, K. ¥. D. 1, Box 17, says: “I had no digestion nor ape petite. Sick headaches Jaid me up fn bed three days at a time. I couldn’t even do light housework, {Now I do all our cooking and washing.” ‘Why not let Tanlac do for you what it did forthissufferer and for thousands of others? 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