New Britain Herald Newspaper, April 12, 1928, Page 6

New Britain Herald| ... EBRALD PUBLISHING COMPANY lssued Dally (Sunday Excepted) At Merald Bidg., 67 Church Street SUBSCRIPTION RATES s Year. $2.00 Thres Monthe c. & Month. . Watered at the Post OfMce at New Brit- | alz as Second Clas TELEPHONB CALLS Bustness Office .... 926 Editortal Rooms 2 Mail Matter, The only profitable advertising mediun " | the | PLAY BALL! at national g sed to term it, 1me, as we are ple: anppal pilgrimage to {all true Americans imm the | taking place. ad inte las started its the hearts of at least, that is cague magnates hope is In spite of the L in outdoor life, wide- <pr other specics of when more peopie | anuually prefer to take part in som | sort of sport instead of being an on- {1ooker only, the its own, especially ague the not runaways by the teams whos: owners » the most national game holds | | when the It | races arc real thing und finances with which \8 the City. Circulation books and press open to sdvertisera. Member of the Asciated Press The Associated Press 1s exclusively en- titled to the use for re-publication of all B credited to it or not otherwi:e room alwa; ciedited fn this paper and also local | aews published therein. Member Audit Buress of Clrculation The A. B. C. is & natlomal organization which furnishes Dewspapers aud aduer- tisers with & strictly hobest analysis of circulation. Our circulation statietics +ased upos this sudit. Tbl tection against fraud in pe: tribution figures to both zational local edvertisers. 1 on sale dally 1n Ne: York st Hotsling's Newsstand. Timer Square; Schults’s estands, Entrance Grapd Central, ¢20d Street. e —— and The Heral Spring being what it is, coal deal- ers arc taking heart. Bulls are still dangerou excopt in Wall strect. Connecticut is going to suc North Carolina for some overdue railvoa d | Londs; which is one way of getting back some of the cigarcite money. The new downtown metal street markers are an improvement over the former painted lines, but they appear harder for pedestrians to locate, Mayor-Elect Paoncssa Tuesday, the exercises to be accom- panied with flowers and kind words. | The mayor's chief equipment will be a nice new broom. Mr. Paonessa has already had fou v vears expericnce in watching the doings of city boards and commis- sions; which ought to be of assist- ance to these subsidiarics of city government. HOULD KELP HANDS 0Ol In the recent local election two cases of state interference ed; the effect of each was to help the Republican candidate. We don’t think state officials should inject themsclves into a local clection. Perhaps they do it from the high- est of motives, but gencrally it is to “correct” Democratic statements and never to correct a those made by the gentlemen of the pre- vailing faith in the state capitol. The two who butted in were ward F. Hall and Tax Commi Blodgett. Mr. Hall, of course, is still chairman of the New Britain board of finance and tuxation, and this helps him a bit; although he spoke y of ¥d- as such there was a strong knowl- | cdge hercabouts that he also spole as a state official, and that at any ratc his state job is morc important than his local affiliations. He told us about the city's bonding limit, a diagnosis with which the agree. There is doubt in the minds of many whether it was even necessary Democrats did not fo mention the subject. Tax Commissioner Blodgett that Mr. Paonessa some credit for taxing system, claim’ that though the system origin- ated the £ M Faon, whom was being given a new 10 instituting promptly arose during term a. it the o wag Thomas Linder to due, M, ention to credit s Paonessa quickly called the fact that Mr. Linde < part of his administration and evors he did in this conne the suggestion or of i tion was due to the mayor was a with and the His te hegin statenont from missioner at all tionably ws candidate were not- | oner | noting | ¢ | thing {10 buy playing talent The national me in America, that Alf the year, cxcrts its appeal commerelalized into a show lasts D it possesses the attributes of wid that is sup- foundation life. 1t the onlookers ¢ hero in the outticld gets to be one stones of American makes n difference 10 ether th s fancy o the Un main consideration from the salary as the president of States, or whether tic mogul's standpoint is not the leaguc standing but the the dolla box office. o standing of W we want it the want when and how and arc willing to some professionals to nish it. s system is no different from N snort derisively v 1ines of endeavor, The snobl individual who will that bascball is merely commercial- ized sport possibly overlooks the fact | that thing tinged with commercialism virtnally every clse s in some {torm. | the and that players are not in it for art's sake | alone but that they He gocs to the theater, cither legitimate or the flicker paluces, | finds upon inquiry the expect art to malke a substantial monetary return. | He | fiad cove tends a concert given by some | r oof the first rank and dis- | the great artist charges an fee. He looks at | and is regaled with | the information that the amazingly high fine picture artist shook i down a fortune when he painted it. | He notes that boxers scem fat pu urs to box | best when a is in sigh that even ama in the spor have a way of paying their we putting a bit by for their amateurish- | ness. | The main consideration is, what do | the profe us for sional sport providers give | the moncy they In! th to give general | satisfaction; it they don’t the way to | force them is ridiculously make? baseball v seem casy and the crowds know how to make their | wishes felt in unmi | by Temaining aw parks. akable fashion | from the ball Whenever this oceurs there is more sadness than customary in the world, and the moguls break their v “EFREIGHT ON BOARD” Iielated indecd is the discovery in | thie halls of the Senate that the auto- mobile manufacturers sl their cars | b. Detroit or citics re 11. 0. other Michigan rdless of whether ther | is a full payment of fr 1t has among the gentlenen nd the ght ne been said for years | in the trade inquisitive minority that the rord has larg pla the | that in spite of this it collects f. 0. b. Detroit As S e has difference company its throughout assembly country and ator Iteed of the the buyers prices, ne nia discovered, exacted from amounts to $25,000,000 a year. Then there the & per cent automobile tax pose the government climinates this that mean that the | tax, does prices Lof automobiles will drop 3 per cent? [ We don't know, hut two years ago, when the faderal tax on automobile parts a1 csorivs climinated | ih they Aid not notice {a difference That iz only a of course buyer ot an eapdrt on antomobile i he figures o ow Faplion is going to cost him aml st A0 he can afford it, or horrow Bonev. or can get sutficiently e {o avinents, frei usually al “imag inary and jund we trus | stolen | fact | graph | bed confident 1 Sup- | land we will soon only rcfer to his grand attempt to crash the gates | wtih Sam Insul's influence as a not- e but | dent | unsuccessful historic inci- BUSINESS PICKING UP Conditions in Spri in niost other coni- thist rent from those It “ll has been Keeping better wmitics. merely happens spring! rtab on situation It the i its unentployment was hard hit some time ago and trial leaders of the city and decided rather It Commerce the light hamber of action in the dark. therefore, guessing in is that week | gratifying to mnote, this 7,000 fewer official report made there [ the shows that are persons out of work in the Western M than a fr conditions are achusctts city W menths ago, and t improving. TRACING STOLEN AUTOMOBIL val nights ago we can talking Sove upon a friendly policeman with headquarters through one of the po- ice had his lead pencil working indus- triously, and investigation showed he t reefully was taking down a list of figures that reminded onc list Vanking ment. “Just a bunch of numbers he rung up stock exchange or of stolen automobile o slew of them every night, and T am cd after he had t a supposed to spend the remainder of the night watching for the automo- biles.” We wished him luck. To remember the long list of auto- 1obile numbers requires a first class meniory, and we trust cvery police- o dis that p: night requires an amazing eyesight; | man posscsses one. crn the numbers of ca in the fervently that every policeman is gifted thus. We doubt whether both memories and eyesight are quite that good, however. An low, that w we have noticed en a automobile is recovered in these parts it usually is due to tl that rafter their joyride. the thieves abandoned the ¢ h bile numbers inflicted upon the po- ‘llvunr)\ on their beats nowadays is due to the comparatively new printer-ticker tele machines in- stalled in police h uarters, These machines are hooked up with the police departments in certain other of the state, and »l automo- loss of towns and cities whenever an embar bile owner reports the his machine to the police the number |is immediately “put on the printer,” {and in a jiffy innumerable other po- backs in trying to make good—and e |also make both ends meet. | ice departments are made aware of the incidont. 1t means that within short time lordes of policomen strutting about in the shades of night | rare made acquainted with the fact | that Bill Jones' car, license tag No. §-642, has been stolen. he aggrieved citizen, before he leaves [ the police station, is made aware of | the fact that an army of policemen e the few minutes gocs home and to his car will found in Windsor J.ocks or Southing- the get their will looking for Y " car “in i De ton before morning and low- down thieves will deserts, { What he doesn't pause to contem- | plate is that at police ar the same time the ¢ and the very cop who might | is the little matter of his stolen car whiz by may not remember No. 995-6 Next day the griefstricken owner is |informed over the telephone that his car has been found. Further investi- | mation it discovered shows was abandoned up a side blacks from the Al of police station. which may happen, The Parassed night policemen of ometimes does | 1t the ppen, the stat informed to look A95-643 didn't finding the that the ches mental tonic wer for thinz to do with car; but the Towledge number was fhing into the v of the night vas ke to the he 1ito- mobile owner and if docs his duty he a eld arc ne dif- | department’s call boxes. The cop | of a| voluntecr- | large total of stolen automo- | {they are in the wrong place. al looking for 44 other stolen | street two | ! Facts and Fancie | By Robert Quillen | Legislative maxim: The less im- iportant the bill, the longer the speeches, | - | Problems tend to solve themselves. And a fow days after the next war hegins the fl will see to it that the hattleships junked. I'eople are too trifling to preventive medicine. Why doesn’t a paternal Government slip it over in the gum on postage stanps? Lody fooled the horses in the National Stecplechase. all two of them fell, and Wales 't even in the race. Don’t worry about the hard- Loiled flappers: They aren't the ones who fill the rescuc homes. Smith and Vare aren't the only ones. Brokers buy exchange seats they never get a chance to sit on. A successful marriage is one in which both parties have reconciled themselves to their disappoint- ments. I"'unny man! If a rich man asks Lim for a smoke, he's flattered; if a bum asks him for a smoke, he's indignant. Americanism: Feeling superior to the darned tightwad from whom we must borrow until pay day. | s Any town is a good town to the fhan who thinks it silly to waste more than twenty minutes at lunch, | Some men wouldn't steal. even in a legal way, and some think Walsh a fanatic. { One reason why the meek in- herit the carth is because they don't practice birth control. Perhaps the efficiency expert abominates a littered desk becausc {it lcaves no place for his fecet. The only reason more girls don't lmake fool of married men is be- {causc it's too easy to be interest- ing. Busin axiom: The lower his rating in Bradstreet's the more he Idelights in the words *proposition” lana “conference.” Ever see a dog shake itself after coming out of wate JU's a pro- cess Wall Street calls a “reaction.” It the wings in Gloryland are fastened on and can’t be borrowed, a lot of neighbors are going to think | | | ‘ntence: “T watched !him stop in front of three store windows,” =aid she, “and he did \not adjust his tie. Correct this Copright 1928, Publishers Syndicate 25 Y;ar;A‘g; Toda Chicf Rawlings has prepared his annual report, which he has submit- ted to the board of police commis- sioners, He says that although the city is increasing in size and its population has jumped about 10,000 "o new policemen have been added, and he recomniends the employment of 12 new patrolmen, He wants two | hoxes instead of one from which i take { When baby | colored egg, A Haven All Our Own We've Dome” Our own poor domes just whirl like sin! Thank goodness we've home, A Fun Shop we can rest ‘em in! Some Class! Father: “How do you like studies?” College Father: chology " College Son, “Is there? Two the prettiest co-eds you lamped:™ Son. “Fine. FOR LITTLE GIRLS By Mrs. M. B. Claflin { Rock-a-bye, baby; why do smile? Are you rehcarsing guile? We'll mould your the right wa; Your natutal look is a bit too blase. you how expression just Mamma will tuck her little one in; | Sleep now, my darling, it's good for the skin; And skin is important, comes the day commences game to play. for soon her skin Mamma will help you, mamma ad- vise, Take the hard your eyes; Mamma will tell her lamb what to do, Then Ziegfeld will come and glor- ity you! look away from Answered! Boarding-House Mistress: “So you have traveled extensively, Mr. New- man? What is the toughest place you ever saw New Boarder piece of steak —Theodore Wortham The middle of this 2GG INDUSTRY By Dr. Walter E. Traprock Within thie last year I have de- veloped a amall plant on my estate near Washington, D. C. to turn out FKaster-eggs on a large scale. The old method of hand-coloring or dye-ing is practically obsolete, A few cxperimenters attempted to produce colored cggs, direct from the hen, by fecding aniline dyes to the poor creatures. In almost every case, while the hen some- times was able to lay a brilliantly- the operation was fatal to the hen herself. Efforts in this direction came practically to a standstill, But I am not one to be easily discouraged. Continuing my experiments an extremely hardy atrain of s manian mud-hens, birds which have been known fo lay cggs by twos and threes, attached by a milky fila- ment like beads or flexible dum- bells, T fed them with vegetable dyes derived from tood products which they could easily assimilate. Beat- juice, for inatance, produces eggs of an exquisite shell-pink. Blucherry julce gives me deep hlue eggs enter- with {the men ghould report and deplores | the drink habit among men in gen- it is particularly of policemen, is no greater eral, adding 1 wrong in the e with whom th breach of discipline, There were 766 arrests during the past year, com- paring with 718 the year hefore. ! Among the new councilman is Joseph M. MMalloran, from the fifth ! . He is a clerk at the Globe | Clothing house and the president of the Clerks' union. He has bheen a delegate to the state convention and he presided at the workingmen's | rally during the last campaign. He attended the high school, is an ex- president of the Y. M. T. A, & B. | cociety, and is a young man of splendid charaster, | 1. ¢ Monier has returned from a frip fo the White mountains and northern New Hampshir Landers, . & Clark has post- [ ed a notice it will sell coal to Lemployes a ton, plus o br. il holds -the record for one of the hest strings of trout cang <on. Hlis capture con- taine The [will play the ey Biritain bashetball team Silent Five of New York at the Casine Saturday night. The demand of the carpenters for est of i thrown in opponent. The business of entor need o wonder over the Iy Senator letter politics hy King that frowned upon by all good « e ved no of complaint — antomobile owners. They have TRACING BANDITS VIA GAS STATIONS 17 the helief, two of the three ba new of thin efore they ean fo police are corre 18 amuse- inurdered State hours Nelson have Policemar ing 1 i hey were satistaction heen canght. The with identified among others. and 21 that the auto by fellows, vears suddeniy pronnsed 1o < if they are an assis the rnment prictor of a Wil g0od and indi- station. zood can come from a Although the auteroinl i regarded as a tromendous aid to t commission of ba it need not SVINDICATION™ OF SMITH nk 1 in ti be overlooked that tior 1 1 Smith was ref in the eountry is an effective “his™ seat United & - tureatened to show He would linois and 1 tive agency in the 2ls using automobiles. It has occur- ale somiething iive back that felt sure ain that the S 1 Wash sent red time and a the of gton with bang He contidence to polic: on trail criminals 1o has been some gasoline station pro- cotuld be Leard in China prietor or his helpers who thout it—had occans of picious characters ealling for 1t is gratifying d that check-up on strange driver: wos- | political mack 1t 1he gasoline stations such automol nandits who still would Lae things disposal. and the support of inde: and th n Emall \onipson May may be jeme didn't work and was tied xible everywhere, roam the country all thelr own wa; wroug team of bor will send hox of cigars | an inerease of minimum wage from £2.30 10 $2.50 15 not heing met by the builders and a strike is im- COMMUNICATED A Republican Speaks on the Recent Flection, Britain. Conn, 11, 1928, Tditor around to the of rolice the ion as cento fine service per- fornied AS & matter of fact, regardless of few lice hed inost stolen cars How niany or how nee plate nun city | hers are telegra from to eity, found are Iieports 1ad had it finally cated not 1 through 4 national April o the Horald: Now that the city election is over, the fears expressed by many repub- heans are proven, namely, a candi- date sponsored by the Town niit nnot succeed, elected sl seems pered by those n fhat nine 1ted isa different story. Tt | tenths of 1oc Jlow they of the New Britain canse of the highty of telegraph Tany v systemnatized methods ing the ormation by means of the e Even if to be ham- who labor under the delusion that it is their duty to run the city. Certainly it waz no defeal for Mr | Bsartlett, but it was for his backers and for the present administration. Two years from now let us have candidate or let several of them 0 to the primary and fight it out, but et him or them be divorced from the Republican Town Commit- tee, or whoever picks the candidate, until after the primary. If association an- It is hoped that the incoming national mayor will succeed in restoring pub- held at he confidence in the two city depart- Toronto, ments now under fire, namely the amateur at Board of IPublic Works and the Po- Montreal, lice Department. With his known traits of fairness s oNe and adherence 1o duty. he should VITT MANAGES HOLLYWOORD fave no trouble in enforcing the city v Vit former ordinances and also the federal and 1l e 1 Jaws which should be enforced or of the M our Gy, Pacific Coast league. polich antomatic telographing I'ractical- tenths of ma nes, bt they are found Iy nine-tenths of nine tolen cars may be discovered aban- doned alongside of highways; hut as A mental systom the telegraph print- crs are quite pac.s xeellence, it not 100 per cont American and 306 per @ cont super-cfficien DATES FOR TOURNLY, Toronto, Ont., April 12 #®-—The nounces that tse nadian onship will be Golf club, and the mmeriea Golf club, August 13 1o 18, cham 12osed open the July the & from I and O star mficlder n the i Hywood el in KEI'UBLICAN, ing naturally into the lime-forma- tion of the shell, The use of elder- berries results in gorgeous crimson. Of course there are innumerable combinations, producing every color of the rainbow. Perfeat hen-health demands cer- tain chemicals. Among other things a small amount of powdered sulphur in- is very beneficial. By gradually creasing the allottment in the food of these hardy fowl I have gotten some magnificent cggs that brightly luminous from the phorus in the sulphur. Not they are superbly beautiful, they are 80 easily found in the dark A fascinating phasc of my work is my discovery, hy hatching some of my eggs, that the coloring matter has permeated the entire system of the chicks svithin, and during the past few important ornithological throughout the country. read so much of the “Tcapot a glee-spot your “Is there any class in I'sy- of ever) to be- were phoa- only but months T have been able 10 sell them as parrota to the most gardens gorra, and how can I take the same pill ivery hour? And phat did the spalpeen leave a whole box for iny- I how! Patiently st to work obey instruction. Suddenly dy was smitten with an idea. “Hurrah, Pat, Oi know phat to do. OF'll tic a shtring to that pill!” -Mrs, W. D. Smith (Copyright, 1928, Reproduction Forbidden) to Bid- QUESTIONS ANSWERED You can get an answer to any question of fact or information by writing to the Queetion Editor, New Britain Herald, Washington Bureau, 1322 New York avenue, Washington, D. C., enclosing two cents in stamps for reply. Medical, legal and marital advice cannot be given. nor can ex- tended research be undertaken. All other questious will receive a per- sonal reply. Unsigned requests can- not ba anawered. All letters are con- fidential.—Editor. Q Is than C erlin, German ago, Tllinois? A. The population of Rerlin is 4.012,588; the population of Chi- cago is 3.102,800. Q. Why can I not get gold dol- lars from the U. 8. Treasury? A. No gold dollars have been coined since 1889 and the Treasury has none on hand. Q. Who was the last King and the last Emperor of France A. Louis Philippe, who-died in} 1850 was the last king. The last emperor was Napoleon 11T who died in 1873, He reigned from 1852 to 1870, Since. that time France has been a republic. Q. What is the oldest city in the world and by whom was it founded? A. Damascus is thought to be the oldest city in the world, Tts foun- dation is attributed to Josephus to Uz, the son of Aram. The city was the seat of a kingdom at the time of the Hebrew Monarchy. | Q. What is the origin of the| word FForum? | A Tt is the Roman name for large open rectangular spaces in the central part of cities that were the common resorts of the people for worship, business and pleasure, It was originally an open space with-{ out buildings where the people met on market days for rcligious cere- monials, clections, ete. Ultimately it was the political center where the magistrates and people met and | there elections were held. l | larger | Q. When was the motion picture “The Sheik” made and when was it first showi A. It was made in 1921 and was shown first in New York in Novem- ben of that year. Q. What is the address of the American Society for the Control of Caneer? A. 25 West 43 street, New York City. Q. A, Tlow old is Charlie Chaplin? He is in his 39th year, Q. Did the American Red Cross send any negro nurses overseas during the World War? A. No. Q. Is there a verse in the Bible that rcads “Whoso sheddeth man’'s blood, by man shall his blood be shed”? A 9:6. Q. When Curci born? A. In Milan, 18, 1889, Q. 14 Ernst Scton Thompson the correct name of the author or is it Ernest Thompson Seton? A. It is Ernest Thompson Seton. His surname was changed from Thompson to Scton. Q. Who played parts in the motion Last Waltz"? A. Willie ¥ristsch and Suzy Ver- non played the leads, : Q. What was the name Mother of David? The verse ig found in Genesis and where was Galli Italy, November the picture “The of the principal | tures remain below the © seasonal normals in nearly all districts cast of the Rockies. Conditions favor for this vicinity fair weather and not much chang in temperature. Temperature: A. Her name is not mentioned in the Bible or contemporary history. Q. Are olives finger foods, that is, should they be handled with the fingers? A, Yes. Q. - Who is served first at a din- ner party? A. The hostess first and the guest of honor second. Q. What js the value of a 1" three dollar gold piece dated 1854 without mint mark? A. $3.25 to $5.00. Q. What is the value German paper marks? A. German marks issucd prior to December 1923 are no longer legal tender and arc therefore worthless. . Q. In what states of the U. . are old age pension laws in opera- tion? A. Montana and Wisconsin only. Alaska has a form of old age pen sion for pioneers. > Q. What are U. pieces made of? A. kel and copper. ‘What is the most stringed instrument to play? A. ‘The violin is generally so rc- garded. Atlanta’..... Atlantic City . Boston | Buffalo ... g0 Cincinnati Denver ... Detroit Duluth Hatteras cksonvil nsas City . Los Angel Miami of old Nantucket New Haven New Orleans . | New York Norfolk . Northfield Pittshurgh Portland 8 five cent difticult learn to | X | Washington ... 0;:emfl'on: On The Weather Washington, April 12.—Torecast for Southern New England: Partly cloudy tonigh Friday fair; not much change in temperature. I°resh to strong northwest winds this af- ternaon, shifting to west tonight and | diminishing. Pressure is relatively low in the Gulf states, the Plains states and the Canadian northwest. Tempera- Siatement of the OWNERSHIP, MANAGEMENT, CIRCULATION, ETC. Required by the Act of Congress of August 24, 1912 THE NEW BRITAIN HERALD Publhed Daily, Except Sunday at New Britain, Conn., for April 1, 1928, @tat= of Connecticut, County of Hartford, ss. Before me, a notary public in and for the state and county afore- said, personally appeared T. ¥. Jackson, who, having been duly eworn according to law, deposes and says that he is the busine: manager of The New Britain Herald, and that the following is, © the best of his knowledge and belief, a true statement of the owner ship, management, circulation, etc., of the aforesaid publication fo. the date sworn in the above caption, required by the Act of August 24, 1912, embodied in Section 443, Postal Laws and Regulations, to wit: 1. That the naines and addresses of the publisher, editor, man- agiug editor and business manager are: Pullisher, Herald Publish- ing Co.; Editor, Johnstone Vance, New Britain, Conn.: Managing Tditor, Johnswene Vance, New Britain, Coan.; Busincss Manager, Thomas I. Jackson, New Britain, Conn. 2. That the owners are: Mrs. R, J. Vance, New Britain, Conn.; Johnstone Vance, New Britain, Conn.; Mrs. Agnes ice Weld, New Britain, Conn.; Robert C. Vance, New Britain, Conn. 3. That the known bondholders, mortgages and other security holders owning or holding 1 per cent or more of total amount of bonds, mortgages, or other securitles are: Burritt Savings Bank, New Eritain, Conn. 4. That the two paragrapks next above giving the names of the owners, stockholders and security holders, if any, contain not only the list of stockholders and sccurity Rolders as they appear upon the books of the company, but also In cases wher2 the stockholder or security hcider appears upon the books of tha company as trus- tee or in any. other fduclary relation, the name ot the person or corporation for whom such trustec is acting, is given: also that the sald two paragraphs contain statcments cmbracing afliant’s full knowledge and bellef as to the circumstunces ani conditions under which stockholders and security holders wha do not appesar upos the books of the company as trustees, hold stock and securities in a capacity other than that of a bona fide owner: and this afflant has no reason to believe that any other person, association, or cor- poration has any interest direct or indirect in the said stock, bonds, or other securities than as so stated by him. 5. That the average number of copies of each issue of this pub- lication sold or distributed, through the mails or ofherwise, to paid subscribers during the six months preceding the date shown above is: 14,412 THOMAS JACKSON, Sworn fo and subscribed before me this 5th duy of April (8zal) + M. J. SMITH. 1028 The circulation of The Herald is more than three times that of any other newspaper published in New Britain. In addition, it is the only newspaper in New The Job Ideal For This Day. Britain with an audited circulation. By Fontaine Fox. Col. WoRTHINGTeN FUTTY, (WHo HAS ALWAYS PRIPEP HIMSELF oN MIS COURTLY MANNERS ) WALKEP RIGHT ANP NEVER DowWN, MAIN ST. WITH AUNT EPPIE OFFEREP To CARKY MHER SUITCASE Com- ! 1% vwe Neove oF THAT LITTLE SIeD! TayIN' YO IMITATE. AN APLANE ! ¥ Sorciblioe | | ! Strongheart, the Pup ¥rom Their Names! Vaughn: “Do you think there is any such thing ap ‘syndicate basc- ball 1 Mackay: “Maybe not, but I al- ways thought there was a pretty close relationship between the Cubs and the Tigers between the Indians and the Braves, and betwen the White' Sox and the Red So: —H. L. Dahl A Much-Abused Pil Pat was ailing. a The doctor was called and, after | looking Pat ever, he left a box of pills with directions to take one pill every hour. Slowly Pat read the over to Riddy. his wife: ke wan pill jvery hour”™ Mystified he finally blurted out in disgust, “be- directions