New Britain Herald Newspaper, March 8, 1928, Page 6

| New Britain Herald HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY Tesued Dally (Sunday Excepted) At Herald Bldg. 67 Chburch Street SUBSCRIPTION RATES $3.00 & Year. $2.00 Three Months Tc. & Month. Entered at the Post Office at New Erit alo s Becond Class Mall Matter, TELEPHONE CALL8 The only profit o the City. Ctreulation book som elways open to advertisers. + of the Asociated Fresy the Amociated Prem 1n ex: wivelyen: | 1 the use for re-publicatlon of titled 4o edited to it or mot otherwise this paper and slso local hed thereln. wdit Barcas of Circalation 4.(‘. is & natiopal o anization shes newspapers and sdver- a etrictly honest amn: 1 of . Our circulation fll!l.flflp‘r:‘ ¥ on this sulit ‘Thie ineures DI a0 VPR m traud In pewspaper e bution Agures 1O both DA en Membr: Terald e on sale aally Hotaling's Newsetacd, | “tand Ceptral, 42nd Btreet. i alout The rigors of winter are abou ver in Kentucky, and there are | pring on Every hand. A s man in that signs of #] .ispatch moted th <tate had paw oy a marr ge 1 : the peculiar symptoms of ) that when \is overcoat to these days i shestra Legins _verybody begins to ferl <tead of blue. a happy in- | playing Some dentists have told somen have But th Lang on so Ug R are said not y fear he w The political bos 10 like Hoover because the will not play marbles with them. If this thing keet v s up the country yet! sident who is not be- | t a lLolden to the invisible government. It is said on considerable authoriy | that when motorists oros the Mas- | sachusetts border immediately are able to #ix cents | lower than all on | sccount of two- | cents-a-gallon 1 In taxing matt:i turns into six cents by consumer pays it Secretary of Labor Davls ius done | good turn for party politics. m-! ployment and husiness generally is| now definitely on the upgrade, he | cut, 1 2 Bay State. | s always | the time the announces. i | Perhaps it is a uscless and trivial | thought: Does a General Motors se- curity owner cver ride in a Ford? — | The number of persons killed or | injured while Laving the right of | way at least equals those who were | on the wrong side of the road. | Whenever there is nobody left on | «hom to tack boom thinks L politi somebody of flughes: RAILROADS AND Tn this ags of mergeritis mazing to discover that in ons it s in- | “iance at least there is a moveme rger an institution | This an foot to de considerat of tmportane cfers to the expross bus Dur- ing the war the YVarious express ies were merged, and instead the “Wells-F: compan of the the “American up with the cou dams, and similar nan ry Rail- if the they hut grew had one nationwide “Americ Now, Xpress company their Ay railroads can have will tak on their 1 way over the express 1 uch like The contra with the itailway express spire next mulated t 1oads are t. The committe: ormed to s view 1o having railroa wr the s business that the cent of th favor branch of ‘ expr reports irriers over which xpress business is done to taking woexpres own supervision an The expros i st knows, tion dev parecl post has eertait i ness s not pletely ment tut war-titn itself, stantly « in ness. The prese contracts paree! pany and the railroad ly involved and hn jected to conrt 1 that if the railroads may purch Jvsis, ot r next Dress Compuny's Property it Jepreciation is more that before control of ratlrond | rates must be at a minimum. | the | show nt|, | that of fancy litigations before the U. Supreme court. Violent upturns recectly stock of at least one of the press companies, which is in the merged concern we now have, would indicare that some individuals expect the express business to gain from acquisition by the railroads. But and in this matter one man’s opinion is as 2001 as another. As the railroads at- tend to the transportation the lay- man will lean to the opinion that in } in the this is a free country, any final showdown th ve the ige on any argument with the ex- siness. HARTFORD BOAT LIN The hoat line b Hartford nd New York i operated Iy the ew Have the line railroad, and In a year or so, if the pick up, the railroad discontinue it, is loses mone P the word in Hartford. When a boat ltn with freight trains or trucks some- thing is wrong. The trouble with the hoat line is the rates are too high. The railroad management is said to reducing ths boat A competitive basis. Tt apparently doesn't care enough about the boat lins to be worried doesn’t nagement will cannot compe ave line rates to over its fate There is no reason why a prosper- ous boat line could not he operated | hetween Hartford and New York. But to compets with land traffic the The: railroad has never desired the boat line to compete seriously with its treight ; that's why it bought lir ks have been de- veloped and both the railroad and the hoat line—two high-cost services feeling their competition. train s 1 b o are PUBLIC WORKS PROBE The first open hearing of the hoard of public works probers last night seems to have been a success. have there been so Rarely many i eivic servants gath- politicians ergd in one room. It is to be hoped that the cvidence was all that the most fastidious could demand. The board of public works and its operations have been the sore points in the civic government this year. | The investigation, designed to get at the boftom of charges and counter- charges, has been long overdue. A first class housecleaning in this de- pariment of city activities is neces- I sary. Ever so often there are “good in the city hall; the public works probe should be one of them DEMOCRATIC HUMOR The Democratic party in Con- necticut must have its humor. The Manchester Herald the other day stressed one of the party's foibles in this state and commented that “the worse the Democrats get licked in any Connecticut town the more delegates the town is entitled to in the party’s state convention.” Thic i actually a fact. A town with a dozen Democratic voters and . a thousand Republicans gets prac- ticalty the representation in the state convention as the town with a thousand Democrats and ten Republicans, The fact that there ar: delegates for cach legis- ptative makes the only san; two repres lative | dgifference, The Democrats in the state suffer- 1 a severe drubbing in Connecticut the result forthcoming Demo- four s but net is that at the convintion there will be last ye ago; cratic stats 34 more members than in the one. % convention is ba in cach town, regardless of whether e representation at the state «d on the total vote vote was Republican or Demo- This makes it a certainty state convention will be Should there be a hot eratic body 1 larg tion this 90 the | epublicans should gobble getting out voters instead of 50 reason the up 1dditional voters, the Democratic 1932 will be than to- or some all state con 40 It the party in th but wtion in bout per cent larger state wern wiped out, virtually every nocrat would be delegate a to Arty convention. ALOCK BOOKING WRAN Althor LE Trade Com- iswion o trade prae- quently s are times point blank the arders of the At such times the com.- ornament Iast July issued iramount-Fi- orporation, tures, should Hollywood cquent- was rade Commis peopl the anything wd by cannot se tut black booking, whereby filins distributed in blocks regardl NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, THURSDAY, MARCH 8, 1928, T for Eastern New York: | continued cold tonight; 1 Friday cloudy with slowly rising, producers. So far as the theater', ..o ure followed by rain in ex- | owners are concernsd, they get a!m»mn south and snow or rain in| nice hatch of films to show, some- (rorth and central portions; moder- | : _{ate northwest shifting to east and ¢ one good one |dte northy B L times in the ratio of & 4, northeast winds, increasing Friday. to four poor ones. They pay for all. | congitions: The Lake disturb- | regardless of whether they only ance moved rapidly eastward to the <how the poor ope. That at least is | north Atlantic coast yesterday and : an area of high pressure now over- the intent of the block syste spreads the country east of the Mis- Meanwhile a committee ©0f the | gesippi river. The western disturb- Senate has been holding hearings ance has advanced its principal cen- | on the Brookhart bill to make block | Lo o wentery. lo'vlm. Snows ; occurred yvesterda 00 hooking unlawful. This is the most | y afternoon and early last night in the north Atlan- serious threat of all to the Holly- | tic states and the lower Lake region wood impresarios. If the bill should { and rains prevail this morning in the | oy | Plains states south of Nebraska. W ¢ it would be much (D . uecoia ] Jew T RO Temperatures are higher in the more effective than any OFder (ZM | jiaing states and lower in the Lake | the Federal Trade Commission. The | region, Olio valley and the Cana- Senate committee has not been go- | dien northwest ing at the matter through sudden Cflndfl::n‘ o A i : fair weather followed by increasing | Aetermination to do something about | oy in’ g warmer. | block booking, however, the Inauiry | pop o ures vesterday: raving lasted since 1923. This is a 2 period of tive years. In another five years a law ought to be passed ahout it. Meantime many a block of fil will go to the consumers. Foreca { Fair an Hollywood firms claim it is eco- nomical; and it certainly is, for the | vor for this vicinity | | Low | 30 | Boston 30 | Bu Chicago Cincinnati Denver ... | Detroit .. | Duluth Hatteras | Jacksonville Kansas City Los Angel | Miami . | Minneapolis antucket . ew Haven ... w Orleans . New York | Norfolk .. | Northfield | Pittshurgh ... Portland, Me. .. St. Louis . Washington . 28 | ESCH MAY GET THE GATE he Interstate Commerce Commis- of 14 sion’s chairman, John J. Esch it Wisconain, in all prohability will en 40 years of public service becaus: e made a serious mistake. For this crror of judgment the Senate inter committee hag voted to reject his on the great board which dictates the poli- cies and rates of American railroads. Mr. Esch’'s term expired this year. and he undoubtedly would have been returned to the board had h not listened too attentively to Penn- it is state commieres | renominatior 0 10 26 44 32 sylvania politiclans. Now :\,‘ y tremely doubtful whether the Sen- | A ate will override the rejection of the | acts a"d Falu'le.? committe | The co-author of the Es mins transportation act has been u member of the . C. C. for scven years. He was renominated for the hoard by the administration, and the vote of the Senate committee against Jury: Twelve people who tell a | more favorably The first robin's note is inspiring, | but Oh! for the cheerful chirp of | | the bat as it meets a fast one. ! confirmation—the vote standing 10, Psi | to T—again stresses the impotence | of the Washington administration to get its way. The rates on coal from the Vir- | ginia, West Virginia, Kentucky and | | Tennessee coal fields to the great lakes, compared with the rates from the Pennsylvania and Ohlo field | has been @ bone of contention for | years. The preferential rate voted to | the more southern fields in 1 took ecconomic matters into consid- | eration, in pursuant to the Hoch-| | Smith resolution passed in the Sen- ate to this end. Of course, Senator! Reed of Pennsylvania, aroused ov | the injustice done to the coal indus- {try in his state, went into hysteric The Pennsylvania senator exercised | hia influence in inducing President Coolidge to *“recognize Pennsylvi- nia” on the I C. C., but his protege, yrus E. Woods, former ambassador | to Japan and former attorney for the Pittsburgh Coal company, a Mel- hy the Another ea | feet is to t the car. ach the kids to drive ica of insanity shouldn't when a man risks hang- | ing to get a few thousand dollars. | Kansas City has decided on every- | thing pertaining to the convention | except the hotel room where it wiil happon. | It's a nice tribute to laundries when patrons u restaurant nap- kins to wipe restaurant silverwa A specialist says five ten are mentally unbalanced. Alas; no two of the same set of five. But, -n will pick the The way to combat birth control is to make the stork and the wolf quit working together. The Teapot Dome business is cor- rectly named, an A dome al- ways covers up something, Americanism: Generating fecling of importance by your hetters in print. lon concern, was rejected Senate. But the Pennsylvania made some headway nevertheless, and this year the I. C. C. voted for Penn- | | interests a reduction in rates from the ds of 20 cents a ton. serving the southern nica rating sylvania fie The railroads | fields then voluntarily reduced their | "rates to the same extent, to main-| Lot us be thank tain their differential, when the 1. |azines Their faflurc | doletul prophecy. [ C. C., 10 the surprise and disgust of the enate, suspended this rate de- | crease, It the first time that railroads had voluntarily agreed to reduce rates and also the first time | that the I. C. C. refused to permit voted What a menagerie is politics! The elephant, the tiger, the camel, the donkey, the dark horse, the bull! A crank is @ man who thinks { are against him if you aren't as un- 10| reasonable ¢ was reduction. Esch suspend the reduction. Esch found himself between | tires, and were it not for the law which forces the 1. C. C. to carry out the will of Congress in a gen- eral way, he would not need to have pald any attention to either side in | the controversy. He feared the in- fluence of the Pennsylvania poli- | ticians if he did not agree to favor such a two old ensugh to be ('al]ul‘ 58 if she no longer prefers sit- their demands, and feared their op- | ting on the floor to put on her ponents if he did. It has turned out | stockings that the opposition has been strong- | er, in committee, than the admin- | yep o | nothing new. Read Men- 1 yowre read Braun; read { Braun and you've read Voltaire, istration The zance of 1. leaders, Senate does not take cogr €. €. decisions on ordi- but the Some quack offers to cure liquor- lLeads by administering gold. The | lack of gold is curing a lot of them. | lake-cargo d: a general | nary cision was onc of a hro - hostile to Just show “The boobs are and anti-union wrangle | 1974877 1% that so B1¢ | an idea that's new, g new | policy and was sectional in its scope. us | The in nunion sl the industry has been in the A New Orlear oming from But it « drink volved, and Iroads likewi, 1 ho a have heen charged with being identi- | smell fied with the labor situation. As tie | ™" law stands, the L C. C. is forced 1o is to Correct this sentence, thing that keeps me from having my Cth fixed,” said he, “is lack will | all sides, if it can, And when | is pledse # member i up for renomination the sue melee has begun. One side-fs- is this: Is it good that the of the Senate, than the alloy udgment the 1. C. C. themselves, should deter- the carrier Copyrizght 1925, Publishe licate Mass. Men Hurt in‘Auw rather un- | a of | mine the decisions of New Haven, P E. Davis, of Marel 8 (P—Wilbur ! Holyoke, Masw,, Whiting A. riggs, of West Spring | fleld, excaped with superfictal injur- {ies only this morning when their g !dun crashed into u trolley pole in Whitneyville, Hamden, Against this sane pole picce of fire apparatus hod in December cegan, o fircinan, was killed, and this same pole some time nother man was killed. 1d in $500 bonds for charge of reck tribunal? Observations On The Weather Washington, March §.— Forecast for Southern New England air tonight; Friday increasing cloudi- | ith slowly rising temperature, 4 by rain in and rain or suow in north portion Friday at- ternoon night; diminmshing north- west winds shifting to cast or south- ness vis was carin iriving. The highway cquently ollow south on in the vehis pole is on s curve driven or and fas hit it 94 None Other Than George 501 0h Bottle, standing on my tray, -=| When, unrestrained, from hand " From Bonnie Scotland’s hills 141 Ang, landing freely from his ship, | But who are you? I know you not, | indge which lawyer impressed them | Your shape, your cork, your color, | And v to get on your | Inside, deep down and underncath, | be | And yet | “and | abolishing a certain type of criminal | Crash in New Haven | and | nd Edward | | Send all communications to Fun shop Editor, care of the New Britaln Herald, and your letter will be forwarded to New York. And We'd Like to Ward Off the Blow, Too! The poets use such days as these In stirring up Spring rhapsodies, But, Folks, the rap that stirs our soul This time of coal! ear's to buy al Procedure! Cowles: “Why are you crying, | little boy ™" Bobby (motorist's son): “'Fop s: that we're going to get a new haby. Cowles: “But why cry abo 30 | that?” Bobby: “Well—I suppose 1'll 34 ! traded in on it! To a Bottle of Modern Scotch Bn An Old Admirer { Chappell | | 1 knew your brother, on a day to | hand i He passed and was hand! | not contra- | he | came; He bore, like you, a Hie'land name | He hid upon no human hip But gaily spilled his amber juice 'Mid songs of Wallace and of Bruce. | And hesitate to have a *shot” Lest darkness overwhelm my sight And plunge me in enduring night. The honored label that you wear About your waist is passing fair; | too, Are counterparts of those I knew. 1 pause, for I've heen told | That he who buys is often sold And that the kinship you profess 1Is, frequently, but fancy d T'll bet you're false as Grandma teeth! | . and yet .. . Well, Good- ness knows, , Elug | Oh Kay!! Naney: “Why do you like Alge- | { appeal!” —Glen Perring SPIRES AND GARGOYLES Horses! Horses! | The stuffed horse in the Ford| Museum of Transportation was talk ing to the Firat Automobile, a sprc- imen that stood near him. | “The automobile has caused a great increase in crime of many | | | kinds,” said the horse. “In my day a | these persone in ' automobiles w got to give me credit.” crimes that are now aided by e very rare. You've | automobile, | credit for Yes,” said the old you must give me that you created.” “What's that? ‘Horse thieves! mobhile, | replicd the anto- | L. Edson | The Habitual Criminal! Judge: “What's this prisoncr charged with, Officer?” Policeman: “He murdercd an old | Your Honor.” Judge: “He ought to he ashamed of himself! Prisoner at the bar, is this the first old lady you've mur- Prisoner: “Yes, sir. I've murdered anyone before Judge: “Not anyone? Dear, dear! Then, as this 1s your first offer I'll let you off with a severc repri- | mand—a very severc reprimand. | mind you. Naughty man to kill nice | 0l lady. Nasty, vulgar man! Shame! | o there! Next cas | Policeman: “This man drove right by a red traffic signal, Your Hon- or.' Judge: “Hmmm! Have you ever | lieen in trouble befor Second Prisoner: “Well—er—T walked out of a restaurant without | ing once, but I didn't do it on | purp Judge: “And before that?" | Second Prisoncr: “I got caught picking a flower in the park.” | Judge: “Then 1 sentence you to prison for life and may Heaven mercy on my poor soul! —Mrs. Otto E. Fuentes 1 | ul for sex yiag- offsets a lot of never bave strongheart, the P'up Forearmed! “What is your collcge son tudying to be”” Moran: “A doctor.” Young: “I didn’t know he medical talent.” Moran: “He hasn't, but W's the only way he'll to get enough subscriptions! —Mre. G. & Deane Young: s had any e ever be | Mathewson, 11 says Yours till the bed spread The Difference! | “Do you know what's the diter- ence between a Congressional act and a vaudeville act?” “Both of them are forgotten soon as they are passed.” “That's their similarity. what's their difference?” “That's what I'd like to know. What's the differenc ’ “The difference is in the joker. The joker in a vaudevilie wants the | public to see him, hut they don’ i want the public to see the joker in an act of Cong; as But —L. C. McCray (Copyright, 1928, Reproduction Forbidden) more | QUESTIONS ANSWERED fou can get an answer to any question of fact or information by writing to the Question Editor, New Britain Herald, Washington Bureau, | 1322 New York avenue, Washington, | D. C., enclosing two cents in stamps | for reply. Medical, legal and marital advice cannot be given, nor can ex- | tended research be undertaken. All other questious will receive a per- sonal reply. Unsigned requests can- not be answercd. All letters are con- fidential.—Editor. @ of the Kinley? A, Nancy Allison Q. What is the home address of adame Schumann-Heink | A. S0 Orange avenue, Coronado, California Q. 2 What did it cost to produce the motion picture “The Patent| Leather Kid"? Q. Ar What was the maiden name | mother of President Mc- M and “fiancee” | | pronounc A X Q. What is the meaning of the | word Leviathan? | A, The Leviathan of the Scrip- tures was a large aquatic or othe wise unidentified animal. In modern usage it could be anything that is huge and colossal, as a ship of un- sual size, Q. How far is to Havre, France? A 8,676 miles Q. How can a vic obtained by one w it from New York button he 0 has lost his? They can be bought from . Banks and RBiddle, Chestnut street, Philadelphia, Pa. | by sending a copy (not original) of honorable discharge papers with the | application. Q. How old is Ramon Novarro? A, He was born February 6, 18 Q. When was the motion pictur Ben Hur completed and when and where first shown? A It was completted 25 er three years of production. It was shown in New York in Deeem- ber 1925 and in Boston a few weeks later, Y 1 Where can T find O. Henry's 8to! 'he Last Leaf"? A. Tt appears in the volum: titled “The Trimmed Lamp”. How many 383d Degrec are there in the United Sta ¢ W The degree in masonry is honorary degree con- ferred by and Jurlsdiction for some great good doni Masonry. There are about 5,000 degree Masons in the United Stattes ! Q. Where 1 when was Ch ball player, bur To what religions denomination did he belong? | A. He was buried at Lewisburg, | Pennsylvania, October 10, 1925, He vas a Presbyterian Q What record? A. According to records In the ! United States Department of Agri- | culture, Sergis Pieterte Prospect | holds the record for the greatest number of pounds of milk produced | during a year. She produced | 37,381 pounds. May Echo Sylvia holds the record for the dreatest | en- Musons G cow holds the milk !numher of pounds during a week. | Her daily record for a week was 143.9 pounds. Q. What was the first organized nperance movement in the United States? A. The first on record was an organization composed of more than 200 farmers in Litchfleld County, Connecticut, in This society organized as “an association to dis- courage the use of liquors”. The year 1326 marked the beginning of the period of the or- ganized temperance effort of a gen- eral character in the United State Prior to 1826 numerous local so- cieties and one or two state or- zanizations had played their part in | thee temperance | the progress of movement. There had been one or two attempis to inaugurate temper- ance movements of more than a local or state significance but none were successful until the organiza- tion of the American Temperance society, later known as the Ameri- can Society for the Promotion of Temperance, which was born at Boston, Massachusetts, February 13, 1826, Q. How should one letter to a very small ho: A, Master John Doe. Q. Where were the desert seenes of the picture “Beau Geoste” filmed? A. TIn Barren Valley American Desert in Arizona near the The huge sand dunc formations—the onl in way duplicating those of the Saha Q. What is the meaning of the name Murph A, “Sea Warrior” (Irish). Q. Were the “fasces” on the U'nited States dime put on becau: they were part of the emblem used by Mussolini and the Fascists i address a in spirituous | on the Great | southwestern ! border. | natural | any | Rome? A. Fasces have been used by | many people for centuries as an emblem of power long before Mus- solini’s birth, It was put on t dime because the artist deemed the mbol of artistic merit. {Police Trying to Solve | Smith Girl Mystery Cambridge, Mass,, March § (UP) | —Authorities today were attempting {to fathom one of the mysteries su | rounding Michael Buinickas, textil: !worker, who is in Middlesex county | jail awaiting grand jury action en a | charge of using the mails to defraud. Buinickas, whom detectives sus- | pect of being connected with the d appearance of ¥Frances St. John Smith, Smith College freshman, has refused consistently to wll why he hired a post oificc box at North- hampton under an assumed name three days before the girl vanished. The textile worker was arrested when he removed i package from box, supposed to contain $50,000 r the return of the Smith College freshman. ATILS TO SPEAR Taunton, Mass, March § (UP)— This is new ""Bossy’ world know Gillis, who has let the he is mayor of New- buryport, came here last night to speak as an attraction at an ama- teur boxing show, but did not utter a word. ! When the time arrived for him to speak, he was informed that g ruling ot the state boxing commission pro- | Libited speaking on such uccasion " merely aross nd bowed and was both cheered and jeered. WHAT THE POST OFFICE DEPARTMENT DOES The Department of the U. & Go touch with partment. evel The story of the postal service ! postage stamps wers, first used, how it e rities, rates, irre Express;” about ¥ air mail service, Washingten Burcau's latest bulletin, for it: esent 1 losses and cther interesting infor ¢ ran, woman end child i a novel. How it Constitution, when the “Pony s as Interesting o U protecting ation 8 ali the coupen be and expediting contained in our Tl out w end send CLIP COUPON HERE rms-mm‘ EDITOR, Washington Bureau, New Britalu Herad, 1322 New York Avenue, Washin . THE five cents 1 want a copy of the bull ICE, and enclose herewith gton, D. C. UNITED STATES POSTAL SERV- n . 8. postage stamps or coin to cover pestage and handiing STREET AND NUMBER BOUT ICUT CONNECTICUT CHAMBER OF COMMERCE 40 Fairs Attract 200,000 degroe of perfection to W grown is demonstrated The can be hich Connectjeut farm products yearly at fairs and expositions Teld by more than 40 agricultural societies. These fairs attract- ing more than of the state, 200,000 visitors arc held in almost every acction ‘These events are regarded as a “pageant of pro- gress” showing the growth and development in agricultural pro- duets, the improvement in methods and machinery, and serve school for those who attend. Only one of the agricultural society fairs the others being one to four-day events. lasts an entire week. The fair lasting six days is the statc fair at Hartford which has a total attendunce of close to 50,000 persons. Approximately $30,000, of which $14.000 goes to the Connec- ticut State Agricultural Society, propriated annually by the sta to aid them iun their work. R sponsor of the state fair, is ap- te to the agricultural socicties evenue of these societies from other sources, mostly in connection with their fairs, amounts to approximately $260,000 annually. More than $100,000 of this amount goes for premiums and awards for prize-winning exhibits. Real estate owned by the socleties is valued at more than $400,000, is valued at $262,000, Society 521,94 Ony The real estate of the Connecticut State Agricultural and the personal property at of the five most important features of many of the fairs is the junior achievement department through which hoys and girls exhibit agridultural and hand-craft products. Tomorrow—Connecticut's Place in Largest Industries. Ay Neighborhood News CYNTHIA SNOOP, THE (CFontaine Fox, 1928, The Bell By Fontaine Fox - “SPUNKY EDWARDS CAN THINK OF MORE WAYS To MAKE MONEY THAN ANY BoY IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD. VILLAGE dossip. nc)