New Britain Herald Newspaper, January 21, 1928, Page 12

Paris 1o New York Paris, Jan. 21. UP—TFast forty- eight hour postal service from Faris to New York, at fifty cents a letter, looks like a solution of the trapsatiantic alr problem to the French aeronautic service. It is cal- | culated that ships now designed could operats profitably on that | basia, as a commencement. ! Twenty government air bureaus, | all over the world, it is said, are working: on loag distance aerial | service and France, like other coun- | tries, has its plans. ! An eighteen ton - airship. would carry twelve passengers New Yerk for a $2,000 fare frelght at $5.00 a pound, is the proposal of government experts. It would carry 5,000 gallons of raso- Jine and make the trip by the Azores with a stop also possible at | the Bermudas, in 45 hours. | Louis Bieriot. the first to fly | across the English channel, has fathered the idea of a giant pas senger and freight plane that would carry a motor-lifeboat that would be released automatically if the airsh(pl struck water. French airplane builders are con- fident. transatlantic flying will te | on a commercial basis in ten vears or so but for the present they feel French aviation is ham-strung by the fact the army controls produc- tion and design, being the biggest customer but they lnok forward to | a time when the army and navv| will encouraze the manufacture of the big. long listance, freight car- | rying flfers. | Thrifty Frenchmen Usad Stamp Twioe | Those thrifty Frenchmen who | carafully “reco-ered” the anti-tuber. culosts stampa on letters and used | them again are out of luck. The| government has dectded to cancel | all stamps of the cort. even though | thev are not official. Evidence that | in some races stamps were being | nged. three or four times led to the decision. Some persons, thinking the new anti-tubercalcsis stamps an issye of the postoftice department, used them as regular etamps In | each ecase the receiver of the letter paid the bill. that to and were Fronch Again Welcome In Their Own Stores : The French are being welcomed back into the stores where former- 1y foreigners from lands of gold meney were pampered customers. Ironica) persons are reminding the etorekeepers that many of them n vear ago said they didn't rely on French trads for their profit. “Times have changed,” says May- rica. Prax, speaking for his country- men in a newspaper article. “The foreigners are gone or they find things expensive and the Frenchman who counts his sous again gets some | attention.” Air Postal Service Now is Being Discussed. The disposition to bid for foreign- ers' trade became 30 marked that recently there was a biil before parliament to tax signs in foreign languages, as is done in Italy. This catering to foreign buyers caused many merchants to put out signs in Engiish and French and some even disregarded their own language en- tirely. Edhor Says People Prefer Good Resding Good literature, it is declared, is preferred by French newapaper | readers to the ~erdinary type of “cheap, highly &piced, factory~ made,” serfal story. Tests and investigations by Le | Petit Provencal of Marseilles, one of the influential papers of France, have satisiied that newspaper that that the rank and file of readers have better taste than was supposed. Most French newspapers run two serial stories and sometimes more, but these have rarely been taken irom the claasica, Le Petit Provencal stirred up come religious agitation recently by announcing 1t woyld run *“Andre ornelis,” one of the best novels of Paul Bourget of the Academie Fran- caise. It was during this efferves- cence that approval of worthwhile novels was &0 promeunced that the | aper start:d questioning the public and determining by circula~ tion figires what most of the peo- ple really thought. As a result not only are noted author’s works being published but the newspaper is get- ! ting strong response to offerings of | standard novels by Huge, Merimee, De Musset, Daudet and others, placed on sale in the office. Book- sellers likewisa have reported their sales of “literary” novels to have | been much stimulated Author's Manuscript Must Not Be Seized An author’'s unpublished manu- | &cript may not be seized under any conditions a Paris court has held. | The court bas>d its decision “on the | fact that a manuscript must be re- garded as a productien which the anuthor holds secret. and is inviolable like his thought or conscience until the moment he publishes it." The ruling arose from the attempt of a young Japanese poetess, Kidou Yamata, to seize A manuacript on | the life of the Fourteenth Century | postess Komachi completed by the | Belgian writer, Jean Nolesve, Miss | Yamata and M. Nolesve had begun werk on the manuscript in- Tokio I some ‘years ago. M. Nolesve wan transferred to the Belgian diplo- matic. service in Rome, and the col- laboration ceazed. The Belglan, how- ever, completed the work and eent it to a. Paris publisher. Then Mies Yamata attempted to seize it but lost her cass and had to pay her erstwhile collaborater one franc as damages. | BERLIN —— _ Pressed Into Service ‘in Sports. Snfin:ps and Candles Are T Aquatic Berlin, Jan. 21. UP—Sgusages and [ ‘burning candies have been pressed into the gervice of juvenile aquanc[ sports™in Berlin. ! At swimming meets conducted in the big natatorium of Luna Park, Berlin's ‘Coney Istand, one of the| eventa for youngiters prescribes that the boys and sirls shall carry s burning candle from one end of the | swimming tank to the other. Arrived | at the further-ead, they must eat a! Commenting >n this news, the “Demokratischer Zeitungsdienst™ writes: “While it is ot a¢ all syr- prising that women feek to gaifi the political recognition to which by reason of their numbers and sdcial significance they are entitled, thetr leadérs are sufficiently clever to realize that the formation 6f a dis- tinct women's party would -hardly be of the means of ensyring the - posing feminine - representation -in {ments to seare the Here's Chance to Buy a Good Old English Prison at. Cheap Price. London, England, Jsn. 21. P— If any American interested in col- lecting English antiques wants & jcouple of good old jails, he can hav. | them for a song. provided it's a song with a few banknotes. English prisoas, fully equipped, complete with gallows and con- demned cells, graveyard, warden's house and grouads, are for sale in groups. Bince the war the prison population has shown a great de- crease. . Although the Home Office, has advertised the jails in such alldring fashion aa 'the large and substan- tially built prison, with the adjoin- ing detached villa, formerly the gov- ernor's house,” offers have been few., Twenty prisaus but, most of them Eing. One can get a gooi prison for anything from $25 to $106,000. The prison at Stornoway. in the Hebrides was sold, everythirg included, fov $25. The Newcastle prison, how- ever, brought $136,000, and the Car- lisle prison. $80,000, The County Down jail at Down- patrick went for §$100. Brecen Pris- on, in the mountains of Wales, with beautiful scenery and all the agpects of a summer resort, received a bid of $4,000, and there was no sale. Devizes prison was the first jail to be sold by public auction. A gal- lows in good working order was thrown in for good measure. Knutsford prison, in Cheshire, was converted into 4 theological collegs and then into two-room flats. Some of the old prizons have been §iven to the War Office for military purposes, if the War Department wishes. now for sale, e going beg Pigeons Of St. Paul's | Kilied Despite Public While Londoy disapproves and bystanders do all they can to hip- der the work of the city's official Pied Piper, some 2,000 pigeons of §t. Panl's are finding their way into pigeon pies. The London City Corporation hav- ing decreed that 2,000 of the pigeons which cluster before the eteps and every American tourist's Lendon program must. go, it became the duty of one Dalton, the city's rat- catcher, to trap them. He first built a wire cage meas- uring 14 by 6 feet' and provided himself with corps of “expert trap- ers.” His first day, however, was like the first bag of a hunter with a 2. The crewd that gathered was wholcheartedly on the side of the pigeons. They fed the -pigeens - so that the grain trails which led into the trap would net allure them. And they engineered noise and move- pigeons away frem the trap. - Trapper Dalten thereupen resort- pillars of St. Paul's as an ftem or | {liam_Arbuthpot-Lane, noted physi- | bent shotgun. He caught, all told, | ed to tubterfuge. First, he came hack early S8unday merning while i most people were abed. Secondly, lis assistants had for hours the night befors been aweeping away the&rumbs and bread which good- heartel people had strewn before the' pigeons. Thirdly, the ‘assistants stood {n such & way as to hide the standards of the cage from the birds. He netted 250 birds in one catch. The pigeons are being sold to & poultry dealer. Double .barrelled names are not 80 _popular. as'in days ef old. Newspaper editorial writers, 1n defense of the “'sub-editors,” as head writers are called here, have open- ed-an offensive against them, es- pecially thoss whose names appear | frequently in -front print. Such his- toric names-as Pitt, Penn and Peel, are recalled a8 being ideals for newspaper head lines. There-are five ministers of the front rank with hyphenated names. ‘Theee names, it is pointed out, be- come stillsmore awkward when their possessors have titles which neceesi- tate addition of a first name to their description. Of the politiciana with double barreled names 8ir Philip Cunliffe- Lister, ywesident of the Board of Trade, stands. first, which the writ- ers consider a handicap. He = was born with one hyphen and inheriteq another. Formerly he was entiffed Sir Phillp Lloyd Greame. The fourt other 'ministers are Right Hon. Sir William Joynson- Hicks, home secretary; Right Hon. Sir Arthur Herbert Drummond | Ramasay Steel-Maitland, minister of labor; Right Hon. Sir Laming ‘Worthington-Evans, secretary for war, and Right Hon. 8ir William | Mitchell-Thomson, postmaster gen- eral, The Home Secretary was at one | time Willlam Hicks, solicitor, and | he married Miss Grace Lynn Joyn- | son, “who brought him not enly l! charming personality but a eonsid- crable fortune,” the Daily Mail re- calls, and he thereupon changed his name to William Jevnson-Hicks. Thinks Men Compare ~ Unfavorably With Women “Mén are poor creatures com- | pared. with women,” said &ir Wil- | cian, speaking at a demonstration of | 1he rhythmic health movement. “If is upon the woman that the future of this country depends and | we must do everything in our powar to keep her physicaily fit,”" he said. 8ir Willlam declared it is 6o simple to keep fit. Goed, clean, healthful fqod, tresh air and simple exercises woyld keep the body fit without any of the artificial means =0 often indulg:d in, SUSAN'S LOVE NOT " EASKY GAINED Tol My Am About Vit f " "Noah Gount (Contributed) Déar Mary Ann: 5 1 can haedly wait to tell you and when I mentions his name I who 1 was talking to last evening store co¥boy's sweater and if you think you can six-cylinder your way into my ""bigser and befter” gmiles (you're making a bigger mistake than the bimbe whe buyys friend wife a. stock of cast frop rolling-pins cn the finstallment plan and dares her to use ‘em. “You're a delight to. vourself but you ain't any book of lgughter . to me. If your bean ain't ‘already in the freezing state you'd realize that the blank cartridge expression on your map has never given me a thrill, unless yoy calls a nightmare 8 thrill.” Well, Mary, I couida given him a lot more useful informatien aboyt himself, only I ryps outs words wHich have already got the BSunday, 10:45 a. m., morning serv- ice, sermon by Rev. Willlam Ross, subject: A Hill City: 12:10 p. m. Bible school and Brotherhood class;: 7 p. m, Young People's society, leader, J. 8. Black. Monday, 7:30 p. m., Boy Scouts. ‘Wedneaday, 2:30 p. m., religious teaching. Thursday, 7:46 p. m. mid-week service. g Friday, 4:15 p. m., Girl Scouts. Elim (Swedish) Sunday, 9:45 a. m., Bible school and men's Bible clags; 11 a. m., and :30 p. m, sermons by Rev. J. O. Hammarberg; 5 p. m, Young Peo- ple's service with address by Rev. J. O. Hammarberg. Thursday, 8 p. m., preaching by Rev. J. C. Hammarberg. T'riday, 8 p. m., choir rehearsal. German Sunday =school wmt %:30 & m, Preaching in English at 10:30 a. m. by Rev. F. H. Willkins, Y. P. 8. meeting at § o'clock. i Prayer meeting in German Thurs- day evenlug at 8 o'clock. CONGREGATIONAL CHURCHES First Sunday, 19 a. m, church school; 11 a. m, kindergarten, morning worship, children's story, Rev. Al- fred D. Heininger, termon, Rev. William H. Butler, D. D.; 12:15 p. m., Men's Bible class, leader, Mr. Helninger; 2 p. m., Armenian serv- ice, preacher, Dr. Hadidian: 5 p. m., P'eng-Yu club, leader, Miss Barbara Christ; 7 p. m., Young People’s s0- ciety, speaker, Mr. Heininger. Monday, 6:15 p. m., supper and conference 'meeting of church school teachers and officers, in the chapel. . Tuegday, 2 p. m, Bible class for Armenian women; 3 p m, New Britain Woman's club meeting, First church chapel; 4:15 p. m., juntor jchoir rehearsal; 6:30 p. m, supper meeting of First Church Men's as- sociation, ladies’ night program, speaker, Chester 8 Howland. Wednesday, 2:30 p. m, sixth grade week day church school; 6:30 p. m., Commonwealth club supper meeting. Thursdayv. 3 p. m., seventh grade week day church school; 4:15 p. m., Girl Scout meeting. Fridey, 7:30 p. m, mesting. Rev. Willis H. Butler, D. »., pas- tor of the Asvlum Hill Congrega- tional church of Hartford, will preach in the First Congregational chureh tomorrow, exchanzing pul- pits with Rev. T. A. Greene. Boy Scout South Sunday, 2.30 a. m, 3Senior high echool, voung people's grales, Ital- tan-American department of the church school and others: :0:30 a. m., worship at the Itallan Mission, Hunter road, preacher, Rev. Dem- inic D'Addario; 10:45 a. m, morn- ing worship, sermon by Rev. Ray- mond A. Beardslee, “Modiern falva- tion”; 11 a..m., beginners’ depart- ment; 12:10 p. m, prima 2nd intermediate departme: p. m, Assyrian worsnip, scrraon. by Rev. Elisha E. Adams: "God's M sage to the Frophct Jonah.” The girls’ " chorus will sing. Church school at the Ttalian mission, Hun- ter road. At & p. m., Italian wo £hip at South chureh, préacher, Joseph §. Paladino, M. D.; P. r1. evening worship. - Motion pic- ture—"Pals.” Monday, 2:15 p. m,, class in Eng- lish for Assyrian women; ¢ p. m., meeting of the Girl Reserves, Hunter road; 7:15 p.. m., Troop 2, B. 8. A. 30 p. m., Y. P. 8. C. E. Topi “What Difference Does It Make bretherhood of the Assyrisn missien. Thursday, 3 p. m., united week paper, ‘Intoxicating Liquors and the Church,” will'be read by David Badal. At 7:30 p. m., Assyrian Girls' etub. 2 ' Friday, ¢ p. m., Treop 1, Girl Scouts; 7 p. m., choir rehearsal at the Hunter Road missfon. 3 Sunday evening the Girls® chorus | ** and the Boys' orchestra will partici- pate in the service, e Stanley Memorial -Sunday, 9:30 a. m. junior, inter- mediate and senior departments, church school; 10:45 a..m., morning worship and sermon by the paater, ubject: “Life’s Opportunities.” All 2 noon, primary and beginners’ de- partments, church school. Tuesday, T p. m., Girl Beouts, Troop 16. Wednesday. 2:30 p. m., united week day charch school, grades three and four; 7:30 p. m, Scouts, Troop 11. Thursday, 7:30 p. m., Young Peo- ple's meeting, leader, Harry Hol- land, Jr. Friday, 6 p. m., supper for the officers and teachers of the church school, followed by the annual meet. ing with reports and election of of- ficers. LUTHERAN CHURCHES First Services Sunday, 10:30 a. m. and 7:30 p. m, will be conducted in Swedish by the pastor. Sundey school st noon. Tuesday evening the annual meet- ing of the church will be held at 8 o'Clock. Reports will be received and election of officers will take place. Friday evening the choir will re- hearse for the Messiah concert to be given Friday, March 2nd. Baturday, morning, - confirmation. class; Saturday afternoon, children's choir, Reformation Third Sunday after the Epiphany. At 10 a. m,, sepvices; 11:16 a. m., Sunday school. The, religious school will Wednesday afternoon. The choir will meet Friday eve- ning. meet St. Muatthews Bervice in English st 9 2. m.; In German at 10:45; Sundey school in German at 10; in English at 10:30. In the German service, the newly elected members of the church council will be installed. On Wednesday, 5 fo 7:30 p. m., and on Thursday, 3 to 9, the pas- tor will meet members announcing for holy communion. Tuesday, Rev. A.-C. Theodore Steege: will in: New TYerk ‘on synodical business. $t. John's (German) - " l Sunday, §:30 a. m., English uerv-{ ice; 9:30 a. m., Sunday school; 10:45 a .m., German service; 2:30 p. m., Orst quarterly business meeting: of the congregation. Tuesday, 8 p. m., meeting of the Friendship league. i METHODIST CHURCHES Trinity g Sunday, 9:30 3. m., Woman's Bi- ble class, Everyman's Bible class, Thuredsy, 7:45 p. m., mid-week " meeting and bex lunch social. NONDENONINATIONAL Gospel 10:15 a. m., prayer; 8. m. sermon; 13:18 p. m., Bible study hour; 3 p. m., Bible clasy at the home of Ralph Bohmer, 66 Hampton street, Mrs. Dwight Dick- erman in charge; Bible class at the home of Mra. Elsie Meyers, 276 BSouth Main street, Mrs. H. C. Capen in charge; b5:45 p. m., senior and Junior Young People's meetings; 7 Pp. m., sermon. Orchestra and chorus the evening service. Tuesday, 2:30 p. m., Ladies' prayer meeting at the home of Mrs. Graffam, 668 Arch street, Wednesday, 2:30 p. In., religious instruction class at the church; 7: Pp. m., evangelistic service in Salv tion Army hall, Bristol. Thursday, 3 p. m., religious -in- struction class at the church; 7:45 Pp. m., praise and prayer service at the church. Friday, 7 p. m., orchestra prac- tice; 8 p. m., choir rehearsal. People's, , 10:15 a. m., prayer in the study; 12 p. m. Bible school; 6 p. m., Young People's meeting, leader, Miss Arline Ferry. Tople: “How We Can ‘Spend a . Profitable Sunday.” Monday, 7:46 p. m.. meeting of the visitation committee, Tuesday, 3 p. m., Women’s Mis. sionary prayer band: 8 p. m., Bible class. This week will be the open- ing lesson of the Mosaic Age under the dispensation of Law. Wednesday, 2:45 p. m, children’s clagses. Thursday, 2:46 p. m., children's classes: 7:45 p. m., regular weekly church praver meeting. Mre. L. H. Taylor witl lead the meeting. There ‘will be special music by the mixed quartet. Friday, 7:30 p. m., choir rehearsal Seoond Advent Sunday school, 10 a. m., Sunday morning service with sermon by the pastor, 11 a. m., subject: “The Book of Proverbs.” Evening service with sermon, 7:15 p. m. Thursday, 7:30 p m, Bible study. Salvation Army Beginning S8unday morning at 11 o'clock and continuing at ¢ o'clock in the afterneon and 8 o'clack every evening except Monday and Satur- - Sunday service, 11 a. m.. subject: “Truth.” Sunday schopl, 9:45 & m. .dw;‘:‘nuu evening, meeting at o Friday, 8 p. m., Bible study. Fall Gaspel Assombly Sunday school at 10 8. m. Pents- costal meeting at 11 &. m. Praise service wflh‘nmu at T p. m. RELIGIODS ITEMS There will be & business meeting and box lunch pocial of the Ep- worth league of Trinity church: on Friday evening of this week at 7:30, The annual meeting and ladies" night of the First Church Men's assoclation - will be held Tuesday, January 24th. Bupper will be served in the dining room at 6:30 p. m. Following the brief business meet- ing and election of offices, the com- pany will adjourn to the chapel, where Chester 8. Rowland, of New Bedford, Mass., the son of an old whaling captain, will tell “A Tale of the Ancient Whalesmen,” illustrat. ing his address with four thousand feet of moving pictures and giving an exposition of the whaling indus- try in New England in earlier days. Rev. TF'rederick H. Willkins who Wwas pastor of the German Baptist chupch in this city for three years, will' occupy the pulpit here tomor- row. Rev. Nr. Willkins left here #ix years ago to accept the position of director of religious education for the German Baptist BSunday schools of Monroe county, New York, which includes the city of Rochester, He was one of the founders of the Dafly Vacation Bible school here, and had been in religious educa- tional work before coming to New Britain. No successor has been elected yet to fill the vacancy caused by the resignation of Rev. G. H. Schneck. A chorus, of from 300 to 00 volces is planned for a musical festi- val at the First Lutheran church, Sunday, February 12. The program which {3 in the hands of Professor Per Olsson, includes a gathering of Bwedish Lutheran choirs in\ this vicinity and from nearby towns. Who Was William Tyndale? Rev. William Ross ~ - of the First Baptist Church Will Tell the Answer to the Members f vd | What We Do On Sunday?” Leader, 4¢ | Sarah Rongiovanni. Tuesday, 2 p. m., weekly meeting for Bible He got kinda peeved when spilled my line and says thats all I think of him he may as wéll collect a few good sized :iud |Of the Assyrian women hope vowll remember that you're a fady and not ‘augh yaurself ouul | dignity and into hysterics or some- church school; 10:45 a. m., sermon: “Traveling North”; 6 p. m., Epworth league, Miss Cora Graulich, leader; l full meanings attached. sausage dangling from a fishing | the Reichstag that s desired. rod, then refurn with the ‘burning| “We are theréfore inclined: to. in- candle to' the sarting point. Tha | terpret the rumor of the projected Everyman’s Bible Class prize is awarded to the lad or lass political wem:n's party rather tape | tha light of a warning to the other whe succeeds in reaching the {irst with the light still burning and | political parties in future not with the sausage successfully masti- cated. Both the audience and the t:ovel form of conmtest. Even slowest of confestants is & Vuetlyical Proveeding To Solicit Cnstomers Employing tovters for ignated by the Pruss Court of Appeals as and highly reprehensible vroceeding.” The proprictor of 2 men's furnishing goods, Leen accused by a competitor this “malpractice, wWas with a reprimand and the tion that it he or anvone »l 1epeated the offense he would fined 3,000 marks, n bus shop who Einstein Plays Violin At Beuefit For Aged Prof. Albert Einstein laid relativity and other mathem theories recently and appea of more than average ability The Juwish “A1d for the Ag society gave a benefif concert at bistoric Kaiscrhot Hotel. 8o protessionals o standing. them Sigrid Onegin, contralto h sung in Franceseo von st d grandson ot the composer, lent their Linstein, nou-protussional, them. He plaged Sehubert sistance that, according to critics, coentertainers Einstein 1s a familiar fizure musical even in the audicn: Then, h or o Parey Warning mavement ta farm Vropossd Wonn Te Recanded Ac \ volitical party for ¢he lirbe 1 oader th Fratie dopoy the part Petehet 2 § the provincia) reported sapers sohciting customers from the etreet was de Supreme “an unethical ness | for had Jischargen dmoni- ever aside fore ths public 28 a violn virtuoso among who Anierica Mendelssohn, | oy &ivat Frof jo ned and Beethoven selections with a mastery placed Lim on a par with his professional in to side-track wemen when cheosing their parliamentary candidates,” con festants got a great kick out of this the re of tha consolation prizs of a “hot dog.” Vain Search By Camera In Berlin movie circles there is much hilarity over a cameraman ho hoped to score 2 beat by “shoot- ng” a village of dwarfs for his news gtrip This enterprising mevie photogra- ure corner of a Berlin daily 1o the diminutive own of Lagow, near the Polish border. The reporter “who wrote the item referred to Lagow as a “Liliputian town.” This seem:d_like a good tip to the cameraman. A town made up ot Liliputians. or réal dwarfs? Nothing could be bettor Accordingly, he tnrned_up at La- of be | Herr Ruergermeister, and asked His Honor's permiecion fo photograph the native Liliputians. The Mayor at first thought the man a bit abnorm- al, but when his visitor produced | With what you have and so I gath- then to rorta help life move more {he newspaper clipping roared with | rs all my English in one. place, | sweatly. Well, Mary, the ink and al laughter. An hour later the joke was all over Lagnw. irespWoman Juror ot~diim Sensation ort haired lady as juror | cansed a sensation recently in staid . where bobbed hair is as scarce as military uniforms were frequent in the da: 1 of the Kaiser. sorvative Potsdam rather to accommodate itself that women were entitied I civil rights with men, ingly admitted members fair sex to the jury box. 4s the women jurors all wore ntional long hair, they had laas sves of the Potadanirs ol 10 and of But 1he contye at he 18 gentiewnmen the wife of a Potsdan was drafted for the fury 1e cage provad to be 3 rather long and the goldsmith's wife de. <124 to vary the maneteny of her service by having her hair ent as she ment Liome The One dav sol)omith " after a session the the ecurt officinie e Tarer audienee the Fut there when che turped up in Aure the nost morning 10 the! | home, from .shopping where I'd | been holding my cwn in the thick of the mob, much to evervbody's diecom{ort, ineluding my own, and had dropped: .nto a chair with » bottle of lintment to relieve my wegry limbs when the phone rings Not ‘khowing who it was I an- | swered and when I recogniz |voice I was g0 astonished yor ! coulda knock:d me cold with a Juke ! warm hot-dog. It was none other pher had geen a reference-in an ob- | than Noah Count, my old slead_vi | flame who ceased to be even a tiny flicker since ‘the day had a movie date and he kept me waiting in a downpour for an hour on ac- count of him forgetting which street corner he was to meet me. ,‘ With his usual smooth line he | asks me how am 1 feeling theee | days _and before I can answer he tells me he's dying to see me again. we £ow. requested an audience :ith the | Without wasting time T fells him |tion? I don't mean a fella has to | fhat I don't make dates with guys [that is dying. I regrets that my | conversajonal abilities is limited bu they's nothing ‘ike doing the best kes aim and lets go at the farget. “Listen, no account,” I saye, win- itry liks, and how! “remove your i last year's misfit derby and lat this | snak into the weak spot. You may mean what you're talking abou. but what vou're talking about don't mean 2 thing to me. You may be u live wire to some dizzy blond but you'rs only & short circuit to me. | That perfect vacuum which you callg your think tank is about three oot below sea level and ain't any more use to vou than a feather | duster in a iron foundry. i “You're a nas-been and can't I work any come-back stunt on n It you think I don’t know of the |times you was out with other cu- tics while T was home parked in a chair Ionesone it d 4t 4 flapper's coming for ita | | parlor as only old m out party, waiting impatiently | vou to show up. then veu're dumber | than T've been giving vou credit, | hich 18 plenty. “Nobody needs a t5 find eut vou're a dumbell 1n evory W, Aumi that w45 a zoinz on voud Lot em the wagen 1f Lraine wae 3 Mig neise Ton wenldnt ctven be 3 ahieper. Youve pylled eneugh weather vine Gireetinn i Aher vau're herse race nothing they ceuld do abeut 1t | ool over my eyee to make a drug- | thing. 1t happeaed after I'd come | the | puldles, jump in. and forget -to | !cémo up for air in time to do him | | any good. He's inst goofey enough | about ma to do as he threatens and | 1'd" hate to be ths cause of him | Eetting Wis garments water-logged ' and so I tells him I'll think §t over | | about the date and let him know | | s0oner of later. mostly later. | Anyways, Mary, T guess ¥, thouldn’t be too hard on him be- | | cause he means well, even though | he don't always act that way. Noah | ain’t such a bad bimbo but is like | the rest of the Remeos that's sl- | ways throwing out their manly | | chests (also the bull, 57 varieties) | | but somehow manages to hang onte the pocketbooks. I've often had to 1rrmlnd him to remove the strangle | Lold and quit choking the bankroll. Why give it the cramps when they's plenty of room for circula~ | tlow a week's wages every time he's | tith some Jovin' mamma but 4t vouldn't. do &ome of ‘em any harm to acatter a little sugar now and | | the lights s zetting kinda low and | 50 I'll hafta end this letter as they's | just enough teft for the period. As e CLEVER ANIMALS ON SCREEN “Pals,” the plicture to be ghown at the South Congregational church ' Sunday evening is a novel screen | enfertainment. The principal char- | acters are a dog. named Rex, and a | horse, “Black Beauty,” who do some clever acting. The story fells the trials of Bruce, a young bachelor, as | he ftries to care for an orphaned baby whom he has rescued. Rex |and Blackie are real pals in help- [ing him ont of all his difficulties, fand 1 forvard to a happy life when Mollie. the heroine, comes in [to make a home SCHOOL TEACHERS INVITED All chureh school teachers n the | city have been invited to attand a | | tefinnmiin: rupper to e Beld ot the | | Taptist church Tuesdas, Tanuare a1 | | Pepartmental conferencee =111 follaw the supper | READ HERALD CLASSIFIED ADS| FOR BEST RESULTS i On Sunday Evening at 7:15, a Service that is UNIQUE, REVERENT, WORSHIPFUL “THE LIGHT OF THE WORLD" Sunday Morning, 10:45 Sermon: “TRAVELING NORTH” Music by the Quartet Trinity Methodist — First Baptist Church — 10:45 A. M.—Morning Service. Sermon by Rev. Willlam Ross. Subject: “A HILL CITY"” Anthem: “The sun shall be no more thy light by day."—Woodward “Lord, we implore Thee."—Frank 2 The South Congregational Church Morning Worship, 10:45 Sunday 9:30 a. m. Trinity M. ‘WHAT IS HAPPENING TO 5:00 P. M.—P’eng Yu Club Emscond Church All men welcome E. Church ~ || The FIRST CHURCH of CHRIST 10:00 A. M.—Sunday Church School 11:00 A. M.—Morning Worship Sermon by DR. WILLIS H. BUTLER of Hartford “THE LOST CHILDLIKENESS OF OUR RELIGION” 12:15 P. M.—Men's Bible Class, Leader, MR. HEININGER CHRISTIANITY IN CHINA’ 7:00 P. M.—Young People's Society Speaker, MR. 12:10 P. M.—Bible School STANLEY L A cordial Sermon by Rev. Raymond A. Beardslee Frening Worship at 7 15. Doors open at 6:45 Fopular Rervice with Motion Picture “PALS" A mendertul and peautiful doars, featuring Lowige Cordial Tntitation te AN Lotraine, picture of the great mut-of Rex, and Blackie, Misstonary Services both morning and Rev. Fred Murton, borm in Indi farlough from service in message ot i HEININGER Tuesday 6:30 P. M., January 24th LADIES’ NIGHT AND ANNUAL MEETING MEN'S ASSOCIATION Speaker, CHESTER S. HOWLAND “A TALE OF THE ANCIENT WHALE-MEN" (A Motion Picture Address) MEMORIAL CHURCH 30 8. m. and 12 mesn—Church Sebool 19:45 8. m—Moming Werbip and sermon by Rev. R. N. Gilman “LAFE'S OPPORTUNITIES" stion (o “The Tittle Chareh with the BIG WELCOME® PEOPLE’S CHURCH OF CHRIST MORNING SERVICE —10-48 o EVENING SFERVICP, e1ening with specis! missionery mustc -t parents, home om Beigian Crnge, wif ~vch smrvice