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New Britain Heral HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY Issued Dally (Sunday Excepted) At Herald Bldg., 61 Church Btreet SUBSCRIPTION RATES 38.00 & Year. $2.00 Thres Months. & Month, Entered at th ain as Second Mail Matter. TELEPHONE CALLS Business Office Editorial Rooms . 28 dvertising medlum and press isers, The only room always open to adves Member of the Associated Press The Assoclated Prees is exclusively en- ed to the Des for re-publication of news credited to ft or mot otherwise dited in this paper and also blished thereln, Member Aundit Bureau of Circnlation The A. B. C. is a oual organization which furnishes newspapers edver- tisers with a strictly honest amalvsis of circulation. tion statistics based upom this . This Insures pro tlon against wepaper dlis- nationzl and The Herald York at_Hotal Bquare; Schultz’ nd Central stands, Ehtrance UNSEASONABLENESS Today the weather can be said to have taken a turn for the better. This means, of course, that the air became snappicr, the wind had more of a bite in it, the mercury bulb slipped down. Coming after the “swarmest November 29 in the his- tory of the state,” with the last day ot the month likewise memorable as a spring day, December gives evi- dence of showing better form by en- tering, it not like a lion, at least with the spring of a panther. This warm weather has been bad for health and bad for business. Who hasn't realized, through expericnce, that it is easler to catch up with a cold during unseasonable weather than when it is the proper tempo As for business, ask any merchant and he can tell you that nothing ex. erclses such a derogatory influence on trade as the wrong kind of weather. Now there is evidence that the warm days are about over, and everyone instinctively looks forward to more satisfaction. So far we have been saving in coal bills, but have been imbibing in more medicine, capsules and the like; and we have been wondering whether winter will ever come, much as we sometimecs dislike the rigors of this season. Soon, we doubt not, the merchants will be able to sell more heavy gar- ments, from overcoats to ear muffs. FORDING WITH FORD Henry Ford's etock as a come- backer has taken a startling increase in public estimation. Millions who thought he was being backed up against a stonewall by General Motors have taken a ditferent view | of the situation during the past few days. When the motor magnate got ready to launch his new Ford car hie did the job on a grand scale, as tha page advertising in virtually all the newspapers of the country ably | testify. The result has been in- stantansous. Never in motor h has there been more talk about the appearance of let it 1 language that he car. Ford has able hiis new, n in unmist is out t accustomed swath in Lite One cannot help admiring niensity of the automo- business, th the in- campaign, fully ealculating mann interest in the care- er in which new Ford has been intensified. Henry may have some peculiar ideas on some topics not part of the automobile husiness, but g No wonder at the when it is a matter of pus cars he is all the all that within t¥ < of the Canadian Ford concern, past few day ord branch being dealt in stock exchange, has made ding gains. That pretty well Wall street of the ts the confidence of ity Detroit to stage the 1 sport term WHY TO CENTRAL PARK? ard before the Commission te rding petition blish ¢ of a c 5 10 s A new liny downtow would Center with downtown poir bis time something 1s ng the terminals at the Center ts w for terminals 1 not permit tant Inoreases in line ter- nmizals HONESTY Judge Saxe a a speeder brought before him was not the only one who suffered from acute surprise wh admitted he was traveling 40-miles an hour. So far as we can remember, no one has ever ope Imitted speeding when brought before the NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, THURSDAY, DECEMBER 1, 1927. | {bnr ot justice. The general practice lwlr.h forelgn affairs. He has human | world, each cazable of throwing | I1s that when the hard-working qualities, cultural interests, has been | back 112,500 gallons a minute from | | s | motorcycle cop claims the offending 'grandly successful as a business ad- | the Housatonic into the dam, this to | driver was stepping on it at 40 miles ministration, and is one of our most | be done by steam power during the |an hour, the driver will stolidly maintaln he was golng no faster |than four mliles an hour, or words to that effect. | Quite as astounding in the case | | discuseed was the admission by th culprit that he had no reason to travel fast, really nes being in a | hurry and having no appointment to | make. Such frankness naturally de- | served judiclal consideration, and the pleased judge made things as !easy as the law allowed. | This man deserves to got his name !in tha paper, if not his pleture. He is Alfred M. Fishman, 21—a young man who belleves that honesty is the best policy and can prove it. local SDUCATING” DRIVERS | 1t appears that the campaign against listless, thoughtless and <s drivers s not slowing up, as some keen observer surmised. Per- | carele haps the arrests have been fewer, | but that has been due to the circum- stances that so many state policemen are busy testifyinfl In court tn con- | nection with former arrests that. Onl)‘l two emall squads have been on the | roads doing their stutf. | The campaign of state and local police to “cducate” the great body of automobile drivers as to the pro- per way to shade lights and have proper equipment, not to the right way to drive gencrally, has had a splendld effect. agree about it except those who were unfortunate enough to get caught in the net. These, of course, will be a lMttle prejudiced about N.‘ The police campaign should not | degenerate Into a epasmodic effort Now that the education has started “in earnest,” it should be continued jnst as relentiessly as it has begun. mention eryone will It will result in fewer accidents and in the long run lives will be €aved. The saving of life is worth the effort. A COURAGEOUS ATTITUDE The attitude of S Gerard Casale toward | political clubs Casale aQ abundant measure when he criticie- ed the apparent objccts of such or- vphenate required courtage. showed that he possessed this quality in ganizations during a luncheon club | address. i During the the Teutonlc hyphenated clubs, wherever they ex- isted, the synonymous with divided allegiance, which may or may not consistently justified. TIn however, there is no dirference war were roundly criticized, and term “hyphenate” came to be have becn principle, be- hyphenated or- of tween the various ions; most them, as Casale pointed out, arc organized for the purpose of attaining political favors. Too many politic are eager to play to this bloc voting The hyphenated clubs stmply take adva the s of the 8, however, tage of weakne politiclans. eLt the politiclans show more backbone and the hyphenated clubs will have less OWEN D. YOUNG A CANDIDATE Tt perhaps is a truism 1} AS John n. 'man of Rockefeller, Jr., the ch he board of directors of the Steel Corporation, the distinguished pres- ldent of rccesstul railroad, or other of our fared “captains of in- | dustry” could not be nominated for | lose hope to thg presidency h b m elected after they were nominat- The prejudics of the American people in nothing is so self-evident | to industrial or | | o so far as never ! 1 mercial or industrial potentatc as in its opposition commercial kingpius running for po- w cven considering a financi litical office. al, com- as a political possibility. The only tims they! immersed in life becom public s when a one of them to some 3 ship, or to some« special job that de- nds for its bl than t tind t membership upon the i loting. i influence the appointment er Thus we most dis- in Y tinguished captain of lustry in the Democratic ranks rarely gets nentioned as u possible presidential nomin t Owen Do Youn, of the General ctrie Con yany the Radio Corporation of Amer- : genius hehind the so-called Dawes plan, and an cmployer of hers of satisfied labor, fs mentioned in the eame other po in the American of the an un- D} Revi Review doubted notes of Owen but i it is said, Young for the presideney, he docs not choose to be cou v & a candidate. His ideals, bar him from the political arcna lespite his qualifications, It niold Young has no He hias such a hold, and it is a hold that might But 1 political grip. Tt is built a on public confidence. many a politician envy it is not on r grou No politician or statesinan has a tter grip on international prob as evidenced by his service to and parations commission pronounced advocates of interna- tional peace. Once he sald: “We can afford to | set the example of being big, gener- | Winooskl valley has not been pow- ous and polite. Rights will not be eacrificed by that attitude. They will be preserved. In a great nation, bit- terness and selfishness alone are the enemies of right.” Ot course, no political-minded man could make such a statement and hope to attract votes. The po- litical cliche usually followed is just the reverse. Professional politicians would dis- like to endorse a man so unlikely to obey their commands. He will save [them the trouble of worried cogi- tation, for it is unlikely that he will never “enter politic: Obviously he cannot do o,” declares Pringle, “for politics require a state of mind com- pletely contradictory to his phil- osophy of life.” Why this should be is one of the unsolved mysteries of our democ- racy. POWER DAM PROTECTION TFROM FLOODS The value of power dams as pre- venters of floods has received re- newed attention following the flood in Vermont. It is related that the | Deerfleld river valley in that state, subject to the same rains and flood waters as the Winooski valley, suf- fered no damage at all, while the Winooski valley was devastated by unbridled waters, The result eeems to favor the hydro-electric harnessing of rivers, for the Deerfleld valley is thus har- nessed. Storage dams have been built in the Deerfleld valley since 1900, and though they are for hydro- electric service, flood-prevention has been a by-product that residents of the valley no doubt have greatly ap- preci: But when ted. Walter Stuart Kelley | writes in the Boston Herald that the day of profitable construction of liydro-clectric plants is in the pas he goes a little beyond what we in Connecticut have every reason to uete as taking place in this state. Kelley's argument needs presen- tation to furnish the background of discussion. He say ent conditions power can be produc- cd from coal at tidewater cheaper than by hydro-clectric energy with- in 156 miles of the coast if subject to present conetructiop costs. A hydro-electric plant built now, fie avers, would result in 70 per cent | of the operating cost being devoted to paying the interest on the invest- he what it was 15 men e Investment, savs, is more than double years ago. Tor a steam he a plant at tidewater, s, the largest Item of cost of power is fuel, about 40 per cent Considering the remarkable econo- mies that have been made in the conversion of heat into power dur- | ing the last 15 years, the saving fs | marked, according to this argument. took three to produce one unit | ! (one Kkilowatt hour of electricity), whereas it now s produced for one pond, and fourths an economy ¢ a pound is promised for the near future, “In other “electrical energy produced from steam costs less than be- fore the war, notwithstanding materials and labor have doubled in cost; while the actual cost of producing hydro-electric encrgy has increased, assuming present costs of construction is 40 per cent greater than before the war."” words,” he adds, These conditions existing, rookline man says that power com- “will not build” storage colrs under present conditions and it the state canmot ion sufficiently to de 1t is flood prevention to achleved? His plan i6 co-operation the power companies and the state, through a division of the B panies how be hetween A fine scheme, surely; practically a subsidy to the power companies. That the Brookline man is shoot- ing far from the mark when he eays that d to build reservoir the cost can go all of than 150 incline storage lams on of b count casily proven. One need not rther than Connecticut, hich ile One is certainly lese rom tide er, need only to glimpse the con- the man-made lake of ong the Rocky by the Connectieut Light & truction of 6,000 acres River valley Power Company, which is nearing The shorc line of lake will be about 80 miles and the lake at miles completion. its longest point will be 12 project 00,000, For the first time in ross. The is cost- ing $3 engineering b history, too, have n provided to push water up hill to be held in storage at the higher level until needed for hydro- This water is to be clectric energy wn up from the Housatonic river and ste until ed In the mighty dam Then there are the two dams be- constructed at Lanesville and two at Danbury. The power plant on nk of the Housatonic will con- | the that under pres- | the | i power companies are mot | the | means |day when the electric peak load is low. | Perhaps the reason why ‘hj erized can be located elaewhore.l | Perhaps Vermont does not wish to | grant any more power privileges | { without cost to the power companies. The vast rights of the Connecticut | Light & Power company in Con- necticut, as everyone in the state knows, were obtained from the | Legislation without the payment of a cent; and the president of the in the state and the accredited | “boss™ of the Legislature. Vermont |lacks a combination power and po- | litieal boss. Most people in Connecti- | cut are quite irritated at having one, although that apparently does not prevent them from voting as usual. Facts and Fancies BY ROBERT QUILLEN Who would have supposed that wind could damage Washington, D. C., after all thesa years. | Joseph wasn't the only one. The,, | modern Favorite Son wears a coat of | {many colors—to suit all tastes. | Perhaps Big Bill thinks the pas- | sengers on the Mayflower were na- tives of America returning from a | Cook tour. : ! Fasclsm: A theory that the or-| |chestra 1s in tune if the big horn | { plays loud enough to drown all dle- | cords. S | ! I a man bullds & better mouse | {trap, you may assume that General | | Motors owns a majority of the stock. | ! Nothing is useless, and a husband |never gets too ornery to come in handy as a topic of conversation. | Snappy comebacks, elightly para- | company at the same time is the po- | litical leader of the grand old party | | srow | et {was, T Send all communications to Fun Shop Editor, care of the Britain Herald, and your letter will be forwarded to New York. Guess Which, Folks? Well, here's the month that postmen hate, Month office boys are never late, Month wives pick out those fearful ties, Month cash, like Lindy, flies and flies! And How! Howard: “Claire has inherited a marvelous collection of atatues.” Jerome: “Yes, but she'd change them all for one of Images!” THE PUNCH BOWL A Dirty Story When Bess was yet a little girl, A charming little bud, She (like all other healthy kids) Just loved to play with mud! he's quite a few years older now— She's thirty, if a day, And still she plays and plays V«'th? mud, She calls it “beauty clay! —Martin 8lagle A Hero To His Valet The actor was entertaining A group of admiring friends, (It's always very charming When a famous man unbends). “That makes me think of breakfast,” Said his butler, Mr. Skeggs; | “How 502" the footman questioned. —"A ham and a bunch of eggs!” —DM. A. Felter , No Joke! “Life's who the quotation habit “That's all you know about t.” 4 Stephenson. “If {t really insure this joke I've writ- ten for $25,000, because I sadly fear | phrased, suggested for the use of | (e editor will kill it!” {modern admirals: “I haven't begun | |to write.” | It the oil stock salesman says it lis a good buy, be sure he isn't spell- ing it “good bye.” | | = | Money talks, of course, hut a nick- el has reached the point where it is | practically dumb, Amerlcanism: A belief that stran- gers won't realize how important you are unless you are discourteous, | The man who tires of his wife ds | |the Kind who wishes he had ordered | what the walter is serving the fel-| low at the next table. | 1t might help some it national nthems gaid less about foul enemies and more about patriotic grafters jand taxes. | Spending money won't make you emble those you envy. They are unlike you, but it is sense that| \makes them different——not money. | You can tell a stranger in a vil- lage, he is the one who isn't wear- | ing a toothpick after dinner. | | The chief objection to girlish lincs | {is that they like boyish lines. | So you are honest, eh? Well, have | never pretended to be asleep and thus forced Friend Wife to get | the kid a drink at 3 A, M.? of three- | Some men brood over their dom- {estic troubles, and others are honest | enough to do thelr drinking without thinking up an alibi. Another thing the ultimate con-| sumer pays for is the towel some | other guest stole from the hotel. | | Correct this sentence: “I lke to | | makes jokes,” said the barger, “But | {1 have never asked a bald man how | {to part his hair. |Copyright 1927, Publishers Syndicate 25 | City Clerk Thompson today filed a {batch of bills against Greenwood | street residents for sewer improve- | |ments. | The secohd in the scrics of con- certs at the Center church will be |held next Thursday evening and the | | program will be wholly in charge of | llocal talent. The male quartette, |made up of A. S. Parsons, F. | Latham, N. G. Curtls, and G. Merriman will sustzin the main | parts, and Prof. Laubin will play the piano. The rallroad has ordered its em- ployes to be vaccinated. The semi-annual clection of offi- cers was held by the Kenilworth club last evening. The results were as follows: President, George A. | Quigley; vice-president, Ernest secretary, Leroy Page; tr Years Ago Today “ I therill mittee, A tot 12 dev, chairman of house com- dward Hall, 1 of 52 liquor, 5 beer, and licenses have been issued for New Uritain, For these the sum of $25,038 was paid. A local girl who was taken to a New York insane retreat seemed to have a strange fascination for a sailor, for he sought for a long time to marry her in spite of the fact that he had never seen her. This city as well as the surround- ing territory tpday is covered with an immaculate robe of snow and the final evidence of winter s here Trollcy service was practically at a |standstill. The merry jingling sleigh bells was heard on the streets today. Douglas Mason’s barn on Iarm- ington avenue, Plainville, burned down last night. The firemen re- sponded with a hose cart, but there was not sufiictent hose to reach from the nearest hydrant to the fire. The Herald’s Christmas gift gulde half a dozen other bodics dealing |tain two of the largest pumps in thc]i, wonderful for us bachelors. | that e | way are too darned much | Tival. sdward Hall; auditor, Clayton | of | i —Lec Shippey John Collier’s seeretary Is an as- set because she has great lie abllity No Escape! Bobby, who had heen overheard | using language unbecoming a lad | of his years, was being reproved by | bis mother. “Don't you know that God is al- | ways listening and ft'makes Him sad to hear you usc nanghty words “Does God hear EVERYTHING T say, mother?"” “Yes, Bobt “Does ME hear RYTH eryone in the world say . d “wWell say, mother, what kind of a recciving set has HE got any- ING —Mrs. Ethel B. Long LVE'S SIMILES i As thrilling as a new girl. i As silly as a lover's quarrel. 11 A FELW OF As heautiful a swetheart's | smile. 15 g As annoying as an attractive v As old as a lover's plea. VI As wonderful as the first kiss. VIt as the psychological As subtle moment. Vit As lonely as a jilted lover. X AS moj a lover's trivial- ity. X As seductive as a whispered prom- ise. pe As dead as an ended romance. e this litde girl a hand! Hit the Deck! (As Dealt To The Fun Shop) Mother: "I don’t think, that vou should play cards on Sun- Evelyn: “But, mother, we're not playing properly—we're only cheat- ing! Marie Culle (And as Shuffled by Other Fun | Shop Contributors)— Goes With Itt Horrified Mother (to children in next room): “Such TERRIBLE langnage! What &re you doing | Children: “We're playing, " mamma.” Mother: “Playing! What are you yving to talk like that?" Children: “We're plaving Bridge Maurel Steyer Following the Adage! Mrs. Cantrell: “I'll buy this prop- | | crty and Tl be hers Sunday to have you draw up the deed Real Estate Agent: “But Sunday? Why not a week-da; Mrs. Cantrell: “I want to have it why God's own | a joke,” declared Marshall, darling, | right, and you know the saying, ‘The better the day, the better the deed." " —Elizabeth Macker “Won't you play cards with me? Mrs. Thompson: “But play cards, Virginfa."” Virginia, Jr.: “Yes you do. Mamma sald you certainly played your cards well when you landed Mr. Thompson!" —Curtis P. Lehman (Copyright, 1927, Reproduction Forbidden) I don't i { | | TIONS ANSWERED You can get an answer to any question of fact or {nformation by writing to the Question Editor, New Britain Herald, Washington Buceau, 11322 New York avenue, Washington, enclosing two cents in stamps | for reply. Medical, legal and marital |advice cannot be given. nor can ex- | tended rescarch be undertaken. All other questions will receive a per- | sonal reply not be answered. All letters are con- fidential.—Editor. Q. How long have mirrors been In use? A, In Pentatuch mention fis made of Mirrors of Brass being used by the Hebrews and mirrors of bronze were in common use among [the a Grecks and | Romans | of polished silver for mirrors in 328 {R. C. and mirrors of glass were first made by the Venetians in 1300, The rst mirror produced in England | was made in 1673. | Q Isthere such a colored snow? A. Colored snow has been seen | thing as Unsigned requests can- | taught the use | | be: On cold nights the plants should be removed from exposed places where they are liable to freeze and when the flowers appear they should not be allowed to stand fn the direct rays ol the sun shining through a window. Q. Who presented the Statue of Liberty to the United States? A. It was presented to the people of the United States by the people of France. The gift was designed | to commemorate the hundredth an- | niversary of American independence. | The United States Congress on Feb- ruary 22, 1877 authorized President | Hayes to sct apart a site on Bedloe's | island which Frederick Bartholdi, | | the sculptor had suggested, The | statue was finished in 1883, the cor- | ner stone of the pedestal was laid late in June 11885; the work of put- ting the statue together was begun | in May 1886 and the statue was un, velled October 28, 1886, Q. How many persons change thefr place of residence annually in the U. S and what is the total cost of moving? A, Nearly seven million persons | in the United States change their | places of residence each year ac- cording to an cstimate based on orders filed with gas companies serving the larger cities. The esti- mated cost is given as follows: To the moving men themselves $29,- | 50,000; for new furnishings and| | domestic appliances $65,280,000; for | plumbers and fitters $5,910,000 and | a similar amount for meals pur- |chased in restaurants while the process of moving is under way, Q. What is the value of lands in | Southern California devoted to pruna growing? A. In the southern | Santa Clara Vall prunes | :.nn.\um(e the principal crops much | of the land available for prune cul- | ture sells at $300 to $600 an acre. | Bearing orchards are sold at $1,000 an acrc up to $2,500 and more. In this region the average crop rrom‘ an acre is about a ton of the dried | fruit. Q. soap in the England? A. consumption is somewhat under 20| pounds per capita and in England | it exceeds 21 pounds. 1 Q. Can you tell me something | ut “Cher Ami” the pigeon that! ame famous for its work in the| world war? | A. Cher Ami, the army homing | plgeon, was released with a message on October 21, 1918 at 2:35 p. m. | | | | part of the | where How docs the consumption of | U. S. compare with| In the United States annual | .in Greenland and in other parts, as {on the mountains in southern E {rope. The usual color is red or i green, the coloration being due to iminute organisms known as proto- coccus nivalis. Q. How many species of edible mushrooms are there? A. More than seven hundred. Q. How can a ditch have “top? | A, Funk and Wagnall's Standard Dictionary of the sh anguage gives the following as one | definition of top “upper extremity or a during an intense machine gun and | |artillery action and delivered the | message 40 kilometers away in 25 minutes. One leg was shattered | and the hird’s breast was plerced a bullet. This bird is now mounted and preserved in the Nas tional Museum at Washington, D. C. | When Skin Itches highest part of anything.” Top also | has a military meaning which is| | “breastwork or parapet of a trench,” | ! hence the origin of the famous ex- ' pression “over the top. In the| {sense of a covering It cannot be said [that a ditch has a top. | Q. When does the next con open? | A. Monday, December 5, 1927, | | Q. Where can I obtain informa- | tion about enlistment in the U. Marine Corps? A. By writing direct to the head- quarters, United States Marine Corps, Washington, D. € | { Q. What is the meaning of Kismet? | |""A. Tt means “fate” according t | Mohammedan doctrine. ! Q On what date | Sunday fail in 10257 | A, April 8. | Q. How should tulips, narcis-| suses and hyacinths be planted in| | the foll for early spring hlooming? | A. Cover the hulbs to the top| and press the soll firmly around. | {Water once freely and cover the| pots entirely with soil, leaves and| litter, #o that they will be out of Ireach of frost. or place them in a dark cold cellar or room until the | bulbs have become rooted. which under ordinary conditions will re- | quire five or six weeks. When the pots become well filled with roots, the more the better, they are ready to be brought into the house. For {the first few days at least the tem- perature should be moderate and even, and the atmosphere not too {dry. Water freely but not to excess. oss | | | | | will Easter | | Peterson’s Ointment Don't give up or hecome discour- aged—others may fail—but when skin is fiery and itchy and eczema tortures your body, Peterson’s Oint- ment is sure to give instant relief and quickly heal. It never disappoints, hox at all drug stores. 35 cents a | Friday | Miami | New York . Observations On The Weather ‘Washington, Dec. 1.—Forecast for Southern New England: Partly cloudy and colder tonight. Friday increasing cloudiness, not so cold. Strong northwest and north winds shifting to east Friday and diminish- ing. Forecast for Eastern New York: Partly cloudy and colder tonight, increasing cloudiness; not quite so cold in south portion, Strong northwest winds this after- noon and possibly tenight, shifting to east on Friday and diminishing. Conditions: The trough of low pressure noted yesterday morning rom the lower Missisaipp! valley to | the St. Lawrence basin has passed rapidly northeastward during the past 24 hours and is centered this morning over the Maritime Prov- inces. It produced heavy rains in the lower lake districts, the Ohio valley and southwestward to the Gulf region, Cloudy weather with high winds but without rain prevails in the coast districts of the north Atlantic states. Pressure s rising | rapidly, attended by falling tempera- tures, over nearly all districts east ot the Mississippi river. Conditions favor for this vicinity fair weather with lower tempera- ture. Temperatures yesterday: High . 68 Low 4" 46 44 26 o4 30 16 22 68 66 26 68 L 80 42 40 46 30 32 42 26 4“4 Atlanta Atlantic Boston . Buffalo . Chicago . Cinecinnati Denver .. Detroit .. Hatteras Jacksonville Kansas City Los Angel Minneapolis Nantucket . New Haven . New Orleans . Norfolk . Northfleld Pittsburgh Portland, Me. . St. Louis Washington e san throat / Because it loosens the germe laden phlegm, it helps to free the air passages of infectious mugus without the aid of dope. PERTUSSIN has been pre- scribed by physicians for more than twenty years. Beingharmless, thissoothing remedy may be taken as often asisnecessary. Itdoesnotupset the stomach. Sold by all drug- gists in large and small bottles. afe for ever FOR THE BEST THE CITIZENS COAL CO. Main Office Entrance Strand Theater. 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