New Britain Herald Newspaper, November 18, 1927, Page 8

clined to protect the memory of his Then there are those who Volstead act. New Britain Herald HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY never inhale. | Senator Borah, possessing a legal- naturally invite istic and idealistic mind, is in favor greater chances of injury or ¢ he went so far as who inhale nself was not to blame Tssued Dally (Su their habit than those gardless of enforcement machinery. Herald Bidg., o nt machinery Then there are fellows He would have the United States anyihing stronger 'enforce the right of Negroes to vote and though they in Kentucky or any other southern of these during a s who do not. 1 general principles a cigarette, s to get along with- very fine thing for the grand old 0 disastrously. except the question of costs. | An element of state's rights is || Britaln Herald, and your letter existing between also involved. The southern states | Will be forwarded to New York. entirely immune 'have done so. That 1s why the 14th are willing to ¢ will go no further on with the to- dealers that they are identi- Member Audit Bur great demand. il long ago have disposed rarth to advise a young man to takr ) smoking and we would be one of o first to advise him against it; on find no fault s to the weed who other hand, fallen from the high estate of Jeing non-smokers And there you As we wer o — beckoned Buck Morgan, the great | electricity in the wagon, and unless Ob L Gests don't test i e i servations autoists have about going to say that everything s throughout New England, horne unneecessar THE AIRPORT mg its waters, should be own- the Common Council posse: feature of the law. Maryland and — brain of man; and whether Connecticut are the other two. D to its merit of expediting criminal 0f @ small body of men surrounded apparently at the same time relieved of all it cares its birth can be premises at this time. elder Morgan makes no dif- cases and insuring a fair, quick and And it might be ad for an airport is no! less expensive trial to the state, the Personally, we favor cven better lea i3 expected to appeal to other funerals for gangsters—m ould be concentrated to- | It is the British system implanted | on American soil, adopted because | Things change little. Prop cited. The first presiding at a in the Council “smile blandly notion, the committee *“the boot.” railroads invariably advantages son why they are preliminary hearing Hall, chairman of the tells a is that in the 500d liquor” m finance board, likewise is opposcd to spending $40,000 Edman farm in Newington. His in- fluence 1s admittedly any other person in the city as to will be bought. Mellen had a rare portunity to greater than the right to choose how he would be ninto a grea smart and cra whether the fleld Stepping down tried end had he concentrated upon it. In- one needs only note what the cl stead of that, after showing his ski. plon “epposer” to thin And be it added in this connection e, plans of the Republicans thinks on the subject. We refer, of course, to Councilman ven a murder trial can be held * without the long-winded and | to propose except during | m is in accordance with such trials. An aged Canadi told us that he h enough without spending that 8¢ note that many thought of it h citizens are favor of civic airports until the ti which In € comes to paying for one ne rank as a po- | they don't nced a divorce, was a lie a city evidently thropist who will donate a aknesses of the fully equipping it. Then we all could patent to all; ye be heartily in altogeth: Haven has been crawling out of the THE NEW BANK BUILDING Commercial will be opened to the publ fitting fanfare tomorrow, is 1o the city as well as to t to know an iota determined ing institution which crea members of socicty Words hecome paltry vehicles ssumiption has been that sueh jury- elligent members of socicty U matter of such juries have institutions o is a byword aning that 1t is as lkely as not to ontrary to tin Sometimes such a defendant- he has the right to prefer a jury| Time h under other circum- os it 15 a disady RE-ROUTING TRAFL port is enti cannot be elimi- it would be a ealamity if that | Among the entertainments Amer- | But there are a grow- ica provides to amuse England are | is the case in - You can Conneeticut, Maryland and Michigan | make the world think you as young Post road around 1} of going through acceleration of court pro- been attained. The sy ed that as they se MELIEN AND THE NEW HAVEN SUFFRAGE PROHIGITION Demoerat, of Vir- give the o o R e h i s | <outh on its raiture 1o Sell-Lighting Fag T Kol e | T b Boon to Matchless Give Eim the Steny Glaret ments to the Constitution while in mendments were o, particularly it is doubtful Morgan died knocked from framework. much blame enforcement people the impri provided by the |yworld patents on the device, | “Aw she's all right, T guess.” NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 18 1927, | have a hundred! —Mrs. Roy Drury |like arms. enforcing all the amendments re- A negro preacher, looking over Tiny 1‘ reak series? How Could He Tell? Judge: “You say this woman de- which of course would be a s s to Fun Shop Editor, care of the New m the party. factor. Some belleve in state's rights and alw r8.on between 3 GAY NOW. FOLKS! what they call 'em, but they were smoking, while and 15th amendments are not en- [«plant tulips now.” the florists say | PIPK!" | weed be- | forced in the south, the belie exist-| “So Springtime gardens will be ~=EdiV; Good winSR o whati(k the than five ing that the state’s have a right to | gay, (L'omngh" 1927, Reproduction enforce or fail to enforce the|TC.that we'd add: “Let's all begin | Forbidden) | garden is a wot”? | On our two lips to plant a grin!” amendments, as they see fit. a1l othe Of late years certain grand old Gimme! auits ready to . Larry: “Why don’t you like girls?” Brown, b party potentates have also taken s dil 3 K 3 R RO ve also taken al iy elrs because they're 8o ey e LR L g \Situgory L !lose any one et perhaps for special reasons, It the — larry: "Blased?” Paul: “Yes, it's always bias this, and bias that! grand old party is really to adopt the child, however, it will have to ISR H agres with the southern idea that| SOLVING THE FUN SHOP'S try and that |0 anforcement of Negro suffrage | UNSOLVED MYSTLERY within the states is a state concern. | b e el e . Tnterference { "itneiin last persons on - rpe newly convinced state's rights By Earl C. Hendricks in thed advocates, however, will not go that |Reprinted from Mond: Shop far. Like Senator Bingham, they are | The score was 7 to 7, last period, is to play. Michigan had the ball, 40 yards crtain point—when 1t helps the |from its opponent's goal. A drop grand old party or its friends, es- kick was the only thing that could | have fx{\fl"\s als g § = save the da jigzoundz peclally the Intter. When it helps the (S8 018 “5, 0 e captatn,| A, It I8 & safety devics, VI prefending to tie his shoe-lace. He | bration and friction generate static 145 sccond only In favor of state’s rights up to | o Rk Why do gasoline tank wagons dragging along the A. In of only Democrats they are agin® it | to him grounded &) Buck,” he whis- pered, “vou've GOT to dr at ball, the BY ROBERT QUILLEN “for the honor of Michigan and the | Q. Who are the makers of g T ray had promised him a kiss if he price they? Progress in feminine attire: 1590, | ceorod, A, They are made by the Rolls- kuee swells, 1927, swell knees. | Just then S e of the Ohio & ng this ate team, strolled up | Massachusetts and sell for $13,000 A mistrial se car. Morgan fcll down in| Q. How should a new electric waffle iron be treated to prevent t wild with grief. | sticking? rstand it. Neither A, Grease the new iron and allow > and | cof Neither could the it to get very hot. Then wipe the better, captain, Neither can 1! greese off thoroughly and the waftles e ’ will not stic Gerald McEwen: “Steve whispered Q. Why is the executive mansion Sl 4o Buck Morgan, ‘Your pants are!of the president of the United States Mind if T smoke2" But they pipped. * called the White House? aren’t the saume peopls Harvey Thompson: “Steve said to| A. Several explanations of ths = Luck, ‘Your room mate has re- tetrm are offered by the historian 0, children, “a g0od tyrned the shirt he borrowed from 'one of which is that aftter the idge of |you.’ British burned the mansion in the thing. | Wilm cve pointed \ap of 1512, the brilliant white out to Buck i that the foot- paint applied to the charred parts all hud been painted in the school gayve risa to the name “White colors, and Buck was too patriotic House. ; | Morgan'’s by oil. a faint! e The nds w They couldn’ he coact is central any part of | Long, long nan | judge of liquor region district coner las the court. In to kick it.” Q. Who pays the costs of a law- | 510 T cases the Carl W. Timms: “When Buck | gjt? I Nes i Tavant th i Morgan was a boy on the farm he . Generally and especlally n| &0 L L er t ad a pet pig named izabeth. | Giyil cases, the losing side bears the | T 000 = teve informed him that the 100t~ court costs. The practice, however, | I»nlmlrxlu\;v;m-h ot ball was made of Elizabeth's hide | aries in different jurisdictions. I T and Buck couldn't bear to kick it.” Q. Where was Adolph Zuker, | 0T HONE (EE cout g AT oktimer is one who can re- | Winifred Groeve: “Steve said, ‘I (s moyie producer, born? 2 At member when girls weren't supposed you kick that goal Il tell about the | 4 ™ }o was born in Hungary tn | "7 ap year. [time when you absent-mindedly tib- | 1873 and was a dealer in hardware, e ipholstery and furs in New York | i, and Chicago. He entered the film | cd |y uciness as an exhibitor and later | ted 3 Middlemen serve Somechody m — ped your hat to the coach a uscful purpose. | Charlotte Blackman: “Stev st buy the highpri Just substit LS50 Atlanta Some miscreant has MO | Bosto ; 1 cars, and the producers and con- g cast-iron foothall for the regulal ounied the Famous Players rnm‘:(:“_fl‘:’ whom he had |sumers can't, pig-skin.” " ! : Corporation, which first produced "1'1)1&"-{40. e S A, Adam Conrad: “Steve whispered | ¢ e plotures 3 20 murder, to life im Adam Conrad 1 eature pietures in 1912, Binciadat Johnson lose ot a divoree in France. Over here side lines were ready to give a few g " oo iqrg peavyweight champion- | the ability to agree is proof that rousing cheers and Buck knew it gin0 ! Scotchmen never give |4 yra jost it to Jess Willard, who | anything.” knocked him out in 26 rounds at| Tusband and wife must agree to [to Buck that some Scotchmen on the Q. When did of serv- Denver .. A pause—and then still more dis- [ muddy shallows. It climbs with gustedly: “Gosh, purty soon we'll |pair of ventral fins, suggesting legs, and highly developed pectoral fins, | New York ....... getting over the ground is jumpi gillslits | his slim congregation, murmured to |allow the fish to stay out o {himself: “It sure looks dark for a | Q. How fair contribution!” Babe Ruth hit In the A Four: ame, and one in the last. liberately ran into you with her| Q. How far did Gertrude Ederle car swim across the English Channel? Gilman: “Yes, Your Honor.” . It has heen | Judge: "Did she have her dim- |que to the strong tides she { x and 40 miles, WHY WAIT TILL SPRING, B | Gilman: “Well, er—I don't know | o yepat is the value of a Colum- bian half dollar A. It commands no p mium. author of the poem | A, Tt is entitled and was written “My Ga Thomas the New York Yankees mes in the |, 11926 baseball scason did they lo | A. The ylost only one series in 1926, They 13 to Philadelphia with Clevela and 11 lost. 9 games and lost They were tied games won Q. Is there | compelling priests of Roman | Catholic church to marry? Q. In what vear didd the U. S coin the fewest number of 1510 dames to the 635.50 were min dimes? love of Helen Murray.” Helen Mur- Rolls-Royce automobiles and what | Washington, for Southern tonight and Saturday. Stove Triplett, captain | Royee of America, Inc., Springfield, | oniznt; colder 4 ishing northwe ms to be the result land whispered something in Buck and up. Forecast for Last: except | has heen portion | pa Generally fair and snow flurries in tonight; Saturday fair and coutinued cool; diminishing northwest Conditions: | Atlantic states advanced ward during the past 2¢ hours | Hampshire. i heavy rains from northeastward over the lantic and New Snow is falling this morni Ohio valley nd in nppe Much lower temperatures | Britain Gun club in th wr of the Carolina | middle At-] I B JTunge | sections, tions of the | are now advancing to ti lantic coast sections fr The temperature in | set this morning w that of the (lpthes Afive districts in- | yy s vicint tempera- | Temperatures y Atlantic City Detroit .... bRV o5 ena Jacksonville ew Haven ......00... 68 ew Orleans .......... 48 e 86 method of | Norfolk .... T4 Northfleld ... 66 moisture, | Pittsburgh 44 water. Portland, Me, . 60 runs did | St. Louis - 82 world Washington .. a0 fourth that swam Chairman O. F. Curt God ' The Kenilworth and Unionville high school t ayed inst the town m composed of blacksmiths, carpenters and other giants, New Britain did W holding Unionville to Both touchdowns were scored nd runs through the crowd hich the men themselves never g value with less coal, committees of Hebr sh Lutherans met I t |1n the meantime they will | Fair | planning to erect a $20,000 Much colder [ church on Franklin Square next to Dimin- the parsona Gas has never been exactly York: | void of smell, but the quality which upplicd by the local com- z the past 45 hours has bheen so smelly that many complaints winds. | were made. The ma of the| plaining the whyness of it, heast- | new condenser had been installed dland has not yet been perfected. New | Eversthing will be all right in a few It was accompanied by | days and the capacity of the com- itly increased. ord has made rmission to build & £ in por- | two-story house, 28x31, to be located v durin pany here will be gr plication for 1 1ke | on Cedar street state| A small building of the north At-| Northend school was ned west | afternoon. It is helieved children to it dow to S York Nov. 18 (AP~ he might t fire [tvo & Paula Colon, 38. 1 dow In ju hrushed £ them ablaz G4 and Ramon, five months old, _{slceping. The children were 14| cucd by firemen before they 58 ered Mrs. Colon. 25 Years Ago Today of the re- publican town committee has filed his party’s eleetion cxpenses, which 1,535.42 against receipts 4 Chairman ( 1ce L. Picree reports receipts 1 the of $96.50 and cxpenditures begins “A ' § neca clubs will play football Wednesday Electric Field. The Kenilworth club had a game arranged with am Saturday, but when it arrived it was The P. & F. Corbin Co. has mada arrangements to sell coal at cost te Mesico 105 employes. It has made a care- ful survey of their needs and its influence to obtain the fuel One local dealer is now ing his small supply at $9 a ton. mine has tanght people to get . npleted the arrangements by the Hebrews will buy church on Elm street for —_— F & pkick |spark might be discharged across a | 0’! T,le Weather | tathera JUDGES t dF th ap of gas vapor and blow up the 501008 an (Kol noscasiont 1a 1904 trial ac s an ancles “I'll do it, skipper,” said Buck, | truck. s court instead of by juries in criminal cases has reached Michigan, mak 1 their services Safurday and the Lu- 18.—Forecast, therans Sunday. The Swedes ager in . Leans From ve Children Fearing the and imperil the lives of her andehildren when flaming grease st fire to her clothing, Mrs, ped from a win- her home in Bropklyn 3 terday. She was severely burned, wid was ceritically injured by the ping from the window to a 28 court yard below, her flaming cfoth- ainst the curtains and Firemen, summon- 58ed by neighbors, arrived as nes were about t6 reach a couch on which the children, Pauline, jury sys- | America firstt First fn every- | Ruth Jonsburg: "Steve w el ee ol Gunal Aptilisd6is Tacison ¢ thing! verything, that is, cxeept |“Your Math prof bet on us this game |~ (' What is meant by a 30- ci t it would | fostering an idiotic national preju- \—and he's giving a quiz Monday.' " | . Wig o | Los Angeles : | AL cartridg e to advocate elimination of | dice, | Henry 3. MeConnell: “Trindett told “YUUR "o figure ndicates that [ iam < There | Buck that his rival for Helen Mur- | &y ol a8 BE0E Ghier™ rige, | Winneanols o Vo DAL o et e e ey vavehand Quoble (Ehret A Re | with a rifie bore of thirty hun- | ™ % system. But|ice; kicking because juries are kicked thorball,iso i bLE dredths of an inch. The sccond S eedanes - Jhied e woutd (el th okt letead ficure usually indicates the number of picking Itliotic Norma Rush: “Steve told Buek | 5o oS e cartridge. Tn some mentaliensrew| nye oo ST stant Anrdte Lo Helen Morgan was one of the |, (oo ast fignre, as in a .30-08, Do sou o about even the Most | sporlight now § IR fonn ol oD o 1| Loivshindicatedfiih oy earimodel el M | spotlight now consists in repairing | Harriot Spencers “Steve said to| B 48 IRt S manntac || e A s causes | political fences while sitting astdde [Buck ~ Morgan, ‘Remember your Sl || e toua least | One. . family for four “""'3‘|’mh1«h“\‘x. Q. When was the English Epsom | ers, and it you handf® pn. iy run this year? { bulletin he = been ter i Anyway, Mrs. Grayson can spend la highball with a kick in it theyll N Juna 1. ims and « the winter practicing getting awey |disinherit you.' Q Tsthere a “trec climbing|| . = - more impartial in weighing from seratel. Ton Bootblack: “Decsa Steve | o 14, | motives than Triplett sheesa speaki to Buck Mor- 550 5 inping fish is found A hick town is a place where the |gana an said, ‘Lisa here, keed, cofa doctor fs such a friend of the family |you da whata your Captain heesa he's ashamed to ask for his money. tella you 1 goana speaka 10 YOU Gn o) 0 yong and spends most of the neITOy = papa, whose da Prohibish OFser, a0 on and chasing insects upon | heosa gonna got mad eefa T talla ooy e foods, In pursuit of its cem +dat you toucha one drop.' prev, it is said, the fish sometimes climbs 40 feet or more up the aerial | roois of a kind of fig tree that| grows along the island’s marshy shores. It lives in a burrow in the near the Island of Coram, in the| Malny archipelago. Tt is about nine | 1 1 wint I.\'A\H', 1 n Ty will do Z jury is an 'Vacant Lot Footballers— when and event- s all woun nally Amer ns will agree on every- except the definition of gool when he | oot trial by the z How can pro-British historics co rupt Americans English grammar | scems to have little effect on them. | # STINKY " BAVIS FINALLY by jury, of western movies, Mayor Thompson. 17z music and | which it is to proceed and make up to as ever, but you can't fool a slice of mince pie. jury and | Book review for today: “Th the juris- ( Rough Riders” by Herman Hage- states, and it is Jorn (Harpers) A dittle love: Jack sheep; but mostly Teddy. Good yarn. “No ma‘am, we ain't gcen your the rule ex- —— Dirdic!” improyed Correct this sentenee: “T'd love = NSl aail You just the same,” suad th Not a Loan Shark! vouny thing to the rich old guy, “i Mrs. Hill: “Your daughter scems you hadn’t a_ dollar. to think she has a morigage on my AND mm son!” | Copyright 1927, Publishers Briges: “W. 1 dom't believe ‘yndica she'll forcelose as long as he Keeps e up his interest | London, Nov. 18 (A—An Enzlish- A most distressing Kind of boy man has invented a self lighting | Is going now with Janet, cigarette for persons who never buy Ile works around the marble works rigorously matehes And takes too much for granit vory sinple, according to| A tiny dise of touchpaper s —Victor Bigio fth and | fised to one end of the eigarette. - | Contered on the dise is a fragment | Feom Our Chillren's Garden of | ] born in the ¢ h jgniting material about the Cupsest passions of the civil war, and that | size of a pin head. A gentle touch | A new baby arrived in a family whether the amend- | of this end of the cigarette against | where there were already cight ehil- | Jegally ratificd, | 1he prepared side of the clgarette | dren. Billy, aged cight, and third A Tomietation wag | PACKet, and the trick 4s done. The | from the eldest, was heing question- touchpaper glows for an instant and | ed by an Aunt. the cigarette is lit “Well, Rilly, what are you going ent, however The tobacco is not affeeted by |to call the new bhaby?” | of the 45 Uhe process, the lighting material | I dunno.” ind touchpaper being completely | “What's the matter, don't you machinery for M8 406 The inventor fs taking out | like her? THAT B §t2 €Ol weather fs coming: mome day the Do you fnow 1 st ma Our Washington ry of construct FIII out the coupon below and send for it. It may save you a lot of bother, CLIP COTT | ELECTRICAL EDITOR, Washington Burcau, New Biltain Merald, s in loo STREET I am a reader of the licrald. e e e e IERY 11y Intercsting progr 80 dead—if you haven't is con ng s compiled an interesting and informative heir cara and opera New Britain n D. C. n BATTERIES, 8. o en coin for gan over reated the bate N RERE o e Terald HAD -TO IN TRYING -To REFEREE THE GAME WITH A REGULAR REFEREE'S WHISTLE IN A NEIGHBORHOOD WHERE -THERE WERE SO MANY DOGS. (© Fontaine Fox, 1927, The Bell Syndicate, Inc) by Fontaine Fox ADMIT HIS MISTAKE B Be th pa an m SW las ra th un n, we la mi wi to po| ed th su ary aby st an the th ce by I sid nr ing is th bri