New Britain Herald Newspaper, November 15, 1927, Page 6

New Britain Herald HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY 2¢ Tssued Dally (Sunday Excepted At Herald Bidg., 67 Church BUBSCRIPTION 3100 a Year $2.00 Three ‘Entered at the Post O ain 23 Second Class TELEP! the Associnted Tress Freas U tisers wi circulatidr based cal advert Worry not about the weather. 1t will get colder and colder, and therc is no way to dodge it except to £o t0 ¥lorida, on going this year. where few 5 where f sion 1 departm New Britain never feels safer than floods rage. The e to this city when the closest the late calamity cam was East Berlin, which was not near enough to make the population think of moving en massc to Walnut Hill, xperts tell us there was less of a ' uti fraffic jam on the main highways leading to New Haven on Saturday than for weeks. Probably the specd- plen ers had taken to the side roads in order to avoid the state police and their detectives. While Indianapolis was undcrgo- {ng a political housecleaning, the ref- use was allowed to accumulate in the elevator shaft of a hotel and, when it caught fire cight people lost their ltves. Now somebody in authority, if anyone there is as yet certain of any authority, Will see to it that all such refuse is cleancd out of elevator shafts. e learn from the chaste editorial columns of the Waterbury Republi-, can that the London Evening & an 1 come out same, risk nd- | ard, regarded as nelish language expert, has for “It's me"” in preference to “It is I." that The Waterbury editor adds a well- govern merited rebuke to the purists who would rob the language of color and tion life. We only mention this becausc it has been a long time heard anyone say “It is T.” since we When Plainvill 1 pur This is a vital ifficient Firemen NEW for purc! supreme, rough the he town paratus with communi PLAINVILLE'S time, nt. howey is The last fire arriv of time, 1 fore; the nounced TAE GAS TANK EXT IN PITTSBURG Tn explaining the largest gas tank In the world ex- ploded with such n Pittsburgh the is made that workmen were permitted to uee the 1 cause of why the The dire results statement rich q acetylene torches in repairing it. may be Tt this be someone grievously true it means niscaleula the possibilities of an explosion. Every city from one to contains actio are situated the In ever, the tank was in the 15 ta seve v usnally population | some is less dense. Pittsburgh, how- midst well-poputated partly account for done as damagc plosion. A spectacular A board naturally requirs 6 1 loing t state gove was to use meet the able. The THE Despite have progressives sional Al estate have ral tax. Primarily such t T majority f 1 in arded Ihat the cir chen emerg The same stor: and ago there rega Counc TROU rding t a pumper for the Economy r, an t that notorious. pressure 4 nop in Pla hydrants throughc ze the water cffectively. The new management of local citi- ry begins with the best wishes of ENGLAND COUNCIL il comes s disens- fire ruled umper inville ut a firc occurs near a pond there is no ap- enough to was a case in point. on ut all ricals, enc the These d ne in ¥ could do id not & heen told be- ending is nearly always the a where opinions about Plainville {s town the been nt to eventuating Most congressmen well satisfied with e unwav repeal. It is they actiol wh xes in order to lure nment of sta kina assess them, i plainly show bought no vol to go to si : to a cer factor will 1 go In Con agement in th 1s in 1% ients to the "8 iation picture. t fire the is rapidly ESTATE superl made rescin is ar specia cring, w n. ich w states insiste ty i is tes ar vol will of the n th hat h sold to pay s forward 1l tou an ittar “invisiblc \iroad. with which trade the 1 ing and Significar to Dr. Stole U nited nt merch question that it lly from The hotel wa Y y New Britain want existing a , after in the a stund- | ceive ard as the ideals that er e (h(»!’lfl- A structure, This 18 now to be attained. | ’ nations 1 Lewis the more than we han | vhents 1 rela expenditur iten are ir lar "nited privat rope there forced to tell situation. TAX wuman to d indu the slight i the Jaw, un Ny has opposit ho by ould themselves 1o blame husiness of states; 1 the in taxes, of tl e law, (s gonc of L Euroy old Ie Foreigr tes 1 and otl ns in providi reign ¢ or ey doesn't dint to and force them to do so favor but tr gets started in hap- to be a hydrant near all is soon over but figuring up the damage We do not presume ville what to do ahout its firc ment; but we rather think the ma- jority of citizens have rather strong Plain- equip- The, king is consider- growing and it is necessary for the town to meet, inercased responsibilitics. efforts the leral estate tax, the likelihood of such ac- ndeed to Wd the an- be ion to of their balance of power, control con- climinate the for xes but a upon not premises take | The of s0 “lorida to majority HOW FOREIGN NATIONS ARE PAYING UNCLE SAM by the call, it that it o something Pol import 0 lost forcign trade to other to re- In the long run the debt owed US| cutive committee, must be paid in practically the sam Charles Bengtson, Bergstron: Foberg, committee, Joseph Hultgren; Sven Lund t was contracted—in terms of press But “arison and geante-at-arms, essarily mean goods. Charlas Folbre: Mr. and Mrs. George W. Traut are visiting in Bostor Although Princeton scored first saturday, Yal: back with two touchdowns and won the inter-uni- | versity game by 12-5. | goods and services. sorvi essentially true, cport continues. ollow that United came e he letter winter wearing them mild ather. wearing t Chi carrier uniforms e Most awlings received as a pres- ¥ a black cocker . The dog disappeared two ago and hasn't heen It is thought someone have stolen him. . W. Schultz, William J. Long, C. Whit and W. E. Attwood have 4 numerous inter-transfers of Glen street among have but becausc of the received are not of the men are ndise vious h an tourists rs thel provide dollars 5 with A ited States pro dise 0 went 1o m with \ditures *total exp on t rnational spanis a day or our 2 o v handise and gold. : many that for- pay J to their e 1 s by rie property on s suf- ficit on and to pay ti the form of interest tional securities the in- out 1s n receipt of a periodicals and comic H. L. Mills. The boys and showed it in the took in the books last club wonld be valuably ¢ <ome other people would ame interest in its welfare Mills, he hard to conceive esting and instructive e ont will he presents sswin Lyceum Sunday eve- y William H. Josselyn and Josselyn will present “Hur" In a senes of 116 beauti- colored elides. These are the largest views in the world scenes of the ro from fated i tions to Do t the entire ju they enir or ssisted nount of abroad, s only 2145,000, incre in our points show the ¥ Tt would a ot $45.- | tertain cir pay- at the 1 to 1 than ollars received from invisible Alt ite ough the pereentage offsct ite 1 hy consider stercopticon isible iy There are 3S during th it years, below 67 in | ch per wriot race. Trving Carter will occupy the Norton house on Washington strect, Plainville, vacated by Frederick Bul- len. cent se has allcn Interest and the United States annually will continue it is believed, ceof t dividends due Facts and Fancies to grow; but the invisible balar <o, will de. Money due the United States from abroad but amount will have grown in 138 to $4 1926 was $19 n00; in 1t everybody “Dad,” the bought in in town he has calis on him wa S8 the suit 1922 “While visible the debit iter international visible international undoubtedly increase.” says the re- port, “it is etill doubtful if this in- will he sufficiently large to meet the growing interest payments that foreigners are required to malke to the United States, and the question arises as to-how these will our cor of trade. While Tariff argument, boiled down: “Well, what nation is big enough to do anything about it?” | = in our in- | transactions | transactions will Modern women weep less, but what of it? A kid never chies after it gets the candy. The taxidermist must skin dumb animals, but th to scll oil stock seems to be arn to | ability gift. | adjustments modity balance it is impossible to answer this question with de- of finality, there are certain factors of major importance which ust be taken into consideration.” affect Tionor of a second term i1 Tn- | lepends on wheth by @ maority dian: ferred v it is con- L or a jury. A contraption of exports need not necessarily result, but rather by an increase in imports of forcign coui- modities, Imports of such a charac- ter as will not compete with Amer- ican producers, such as tropical those little the nei start dance record the §2nd Nerves are cringe when their favorite time, foodstu raw materials, and such Tuxury goods as silks, laces, precious stoncs, ete. Such changes are re- garded as conslstent with our recent t | r If only we had Mexico's simple political system, where the man who | doesn't draw first withdraws first. tendencies in flect nantly forcign trade and re- the change from a predomi- agricultural to a highly in- dustrial nation. A winter resort where you get a rotten weathe is just a place different kind of a The report necessarily is technieal, but its thoroughness indicates that | the foreign T¢ the groom is a “perfectly won- derful dancer,” they will make their home with the bride's parents. | debis need not meces- sarily upset our exports nor foreign trade. We are purchasing more im- arly, and of a type that we | cannot produce oursclves and with which we cannot do without d the Americanism: Wishing you could talk French; making very little ef- fort to talk English. | A week-end bag is a nice «ift for a rich man who has been sentenced to serve a year in the pen. What every husband probably de wife who can look lik: dollars in a $7.98 coat. Perhaps the movies got the idca | for slow-motion pictures by watch- | ing Sandy reach for the check. ports 3 These, invisible balance of trade, vill furnish foreign nations with the sinews of finance to re $00,000,000 1y the $6,- (present value) of war debts and the $13,000.000,000 cives is a million clusive of war debts they owe 5 the present time, 2 DEALING UNSQU, WITH VOTE] Tt who the ! other day eounde; e tocsin of alarm in connection with the plan of hoth —_— major parties not 1o mention| _— 1925 platforms. - parties profess to the the prohibition in their anxious to issues of pullic 14z find -~ reflect discus- Tt from 1 what If his lower jaw while listens he iy going to believe the orator is saying. o senator eaid here timia o them suffering and cowardice, ! It is a truism to say that the One Adg ¢ was other fall hlond: The featurc of the Chinese situ- | ation that interests the average Eng- | lish taxpayer isn't the outcome but | the outgo. or the m's proimnpt the hid indicates to be, and that pro- bition question will not down; but if the two major political parties are to salisfy the e nous silence voters, the ques- | tion will downed with omi- in this case s an whie Avoss rather than golden Both parties are actuated he Ly the prohibition thelr mich that the The troubl nunciation of seems 1o be that de- fazz comes only from | ot don’t think. me principles on t lot Lers and f issue. Both fear a split in thinkers and ranks if the subject is so ok You cums people man can't tinl speak w isn't always judge by cir- evidener, Sometimes | 16f 2 fellow-towns- cven mentioned. It will to ale is said 1928 platforms not even contain a enforcement,” al- Rl B pink reference fo this | oo “opls mine,” fhis sentence: “My wife's important but she never men- may be slipped are mor through to impress the dry votr said he, vithout causing the wet vote much tions if misgivings. But that is as far as the Gopyrigit, 1927, Dublisliers Syndicate partics will While this is breing done prohibi- — - lody weighing 150 illons of w 1l to Prevent Dandruff with Liquid Zemo Keeps of the pounds, ter, 1 burning topic @yeragn man, contains 10 or con- wherever people parties, however, which interested in what i f tin order to apg ) b the people think ahout 1 to men- tion both wets and drys; fool in will both calp Clean jual facility and regularity 25 Years Ago Today | Pleasant, healing, fmassagcd into the nd Irritations itehi a Liquid Zemo scalp destroys sorcness and over- frequently Zemo pe soothe cleanses the sealp, keeps it and prevents dandruff. 1t 1s fo healing liquid—conven- any time, All drug- and $1.00, ] FOR SKIN IRRITATIONS night and ealthy The Swedish Republican club, its mecting last the possibility members, follows vies crota i at evening, discussed of starting a coul yard The election result- President, Osear | president, John B y. David Ohman; fle ary, A. H. Nero; George Bergendahl; exe- S. J. Lund, Otto a clea ient to us gists [f at el Toh Brir nancial treasurer, B We When send all communications to Fun Shop Editor, carc of the New Britain Herald, and your letter will be forwarded to New York. We Didn't Study Geography for Nothing! “Wide latitude in women's styles We read that fashion note with smiles. Folks, this query “But how about th will intrude longitude 2" Worried Rosston (lawyer): have a jury composed men and you'll surely guilty." " Virginia: that, T once ride in that bile!” “Tut, tut entircly found ‘not of be T'm <0 walked home ury-fo not sure rom 3 eman’s automo- You {uestic writ Britai They Do Such Things and They Say Such Things in the Colleges! D ¢ e extend Al person. Richar Dick's in His engineering school; manners are so coarse and queer that he will A very civil ove c engineer Sidney R Ritter n girl friends used to d line 1t didn’t bother Ritter, A plunging fullback, he was called, He was a great “line” hitter! Anne Toody. Beatrice Tee rides with men know And every back: “T do it just she Next spring I'm going track!” Wi cludes An olc of the and D Sweds Q “Ura” A means she night she 1 to train,” says, Q. out for A Brauer, | Centra north Gulf o —Dorothea Marjorie There's a bond between and me— Yep, readers, that's correct Am not related to him, but We're joined up by a neck-tia! Marjorie A. Bouker. | T.eonard The students think our F Belongs upon the shelf They often eall him “History,” ‘Cause he repeats himself! —-Arnold I. Gebbard. temala and th sonthe tez is the no Q the prof ¥ Prof. AL money Q. “bwan A, title ! Africa ish rof orfect? ment. Susan: “Oh, T hope our team will | Q. win Saturday! How is their line, I Do wonder?” I Lucille: “T was just talking fo{ Q. Alan, who plays left tackle—his is get the all right!" AL renuht Grand in deri B il in Q held? \ —Otto I The Poker Player Gets in at Two A. M (Overheard by Paul R. Bebrens) Poker Player: “Can’t you the flush of truth on my n 1 tell you the straight of it my atory and T'll stand pat! His Wife: “If you think you're coming in at this time of night vou're mistaken! Here's your hat!” Poker Player: “All right, give me the lid, but have a heart! Instead of treating you royal, as T alway have done, 1 ought to v club! When T have jack you think I'm a Kking around here! Some poor deal, T call it:” His wife the children: Poker Player: “Sall raised those two small pair. And now T get the very duce just be- sels o1 cause I'm not always handing you lower things on a trey! I can't seem to on a suit you, and when T shuffl Pilots two o'clock to lay down yon all kinds of things! Jt's the limit!” His Wife; “It's just as Aunt Sarah snid Porker Player a kind! You'r ante!” His Wir about my brute! And t Poker Player: “You ' Let me draw my nt to say something. ¢ T buy vou a diamond? Will me a new deal?” | Renz. face they at erhi hut we world held a Q York pilot? A to “Think of me! Think of all Am from a law to right—T vessels Long are ta as bad Q. as your A Q. A. fines a talk that, dare you Take Tow lative o & breath—T What do | square Q. QUESTIONS ANSWERED foreign given were leaving the vessels by station boat Aw, you're two of |and Sands Point. and Johnson fight? containing onc John | Cincinnati ...... he re-| Denver am- | Detroit Dututh Hatteras Jacksonville Kansas City [T.os Angeles Sea | M | parade,” who doubled for | Gilbert in the scene where turns from France with an putated leg? A, John Gilbert had no double in that scene. He simulated the| loss of his leg by painfully strap his foreleg back. John Rarrymore d the same thing “ph Deast™. Q. Werg John Quincy Benjamin Harrison both presidents of the United S A. John Quincy son of President Jo jamin Harrison was a grandson President William Menry Har Q. Where is the, Univers Vermont? A. At Burlington, V Q. Who was Clara Barton? A. She was born in Oxford, M After teaching for 18 tained a clerkship in D. C., but resigned at of the Civil war to devote the care of sick diers. At th inaugurated tematic thus gaining a § we d W Cross in and by her American Red came its president the relief famine, the and performed Spanish-Americ as well lief work [Cross. 1n First Aid Association was organized, president. How in Kknow. aid. Certainly, Well, then, he responded You haven't. 1L T felt even worse it turned out I had told it to her! L. Bowman Reproduction at | Minneapolis Adams and | Nantucke of | New Haven 2 | New Or New York Norfolk | Northi, sons wtes Adams was the n Adams. Ben- of 1 <h M nd Louis ity o her wounded t carried for self 10 « and close and search she sys- of missing men national r wtion war for December QuiNow! Only life itself can produce narratives as thrilling as those ap- pearing in True Story Magazine. There are 17 startling stories in the December issue., Get your copy today. rue Story On Sale at all newsstands—25¢ can get answer of fact inforn g to the Question an or to the n itor, New Terald, Washington Bureau, York avenue, Washington, enclosing two cents in stamps y. Medical, legal and marital cannot iven, an ed 1 be undertaken. her questions will receive a 11 reply. Unsigned requests i wered. Al letters are work md arch o National | America first of she died many daily n Continent heeams She n 1918 ditor, count are candinavia? used ies included today in- only Norw and Sweden, ter use included all the lands | Norsmen, comprising Teeland enmark as well as Norway and Q. » was T the secretary of labor, born South Observations On The Weather Washington, for Southern creasing I'rom come Tt is from heavenly. Where is i at does the name is the Greek and Tlonduras and Puerto Cortez? Honduras is & republic in i America having on the the Caribbean Sea and the £ Honduras, on the west Gua- . on the southwest © Bay of Fonseca cloudines rain beginning late Ay mer tonigl | Wednesday afternoon or creasing south and sont shifting to nortiwest by night Tor Salvador and on the ast 1z Puerto Cor- one of the principal ports of rth coust of Honduras. What does the 1 nations? The United States 10 foreis ons. What meanir na"? It Wedne Ly st for Tasiern New Clondy and warmer with tonight; Wednesday rain: colder in afternoon; much colder Wednesday night. Increasing south and son west winds hecoming shifting 1o northwest by and is alnight in South! Conditions: Pres an establish- | steadily over the Atlantic jtr The distug of |terfor has increased in intensity and {is moving nort over Lake Michigan ing rains in the land snows in the i st An arca most 'Canada from the St ey westward to th tains, Temperatur, { warmer cast of the Missi Games | hut ar from the | viver w York: rain late owe to owes no is 5 of stron S’NO FUN Wi WHEN WINTEER COMES AND YOU HAVE NOT PREPARED Yeu can purchase your winter necessities with the meney that you may BORROW FROM US Leans From $10t0 $300 P identizl Call, write or teleply LASY TO PAY THE PHOENIX WAY PHOENIX FINANCE 1 Rovi 21 Tel. Crossing Conn, sat. 9—1 means “master” by head of natives to the What was the real name 18 Fairbanks? Brnest Glman How did the republican party + appellation G. 0. P.? In the g1 of jcan orators called it he ON Yarty. The demoerats sion spoke of it as the “G. O. The stuck, and is Where astward with ee Tt Mississippi s is produc- valley northern n int Lawrence cam 1580 pres: | covers of sivaiw service 155 val has term ve mu Mis: Rocky are the Olympic falling tward 10 the ™ CGemes Olynipic tains. held at Par IPranee Conditions f at Antw in i ckholm. 1 i cheduled to be held in Berlin | re omitted on account of the war. The 1928 games will be t Amsterdam. Holland Are all vessels entering New harbor required to have a vor for o United Bailding 5 Main St \i the Railroad New Britain, Open 9—5:30 Licensed Bonded rp and cloudy weather follows Temperatures yesterday Hizi | Attanta Atlantic Tloston Ruffalo .. icago . City S Pablic by [ | | | i All foreign vessels entering or port of New York and | rerican hound to or| A foreign port required by | take a pilot. Pllots for ves- | \tering the harbor via the | entrance channel are stationed ! hout eutside Sandy Hook. are taken off outward hound | Pilots for | the | Gate Rock vessels sming: some day the hit coming over the bate Do famiiy bu Ana vight. Wasl m Jtterios, v ni m treated the L teries Our wutletin Fulonl and expense informative ¢ care and operation. you a lot of bother, harbor via and Hell cution entering the Island Sound ken on at I: cue COUrON 1 RICAL EDITOR, pgton Burea How many rounds did Willard hererw! s ot and un. the enclose cents in loose, cancelled, coln ¢ Twenty-Six. Must an acre be rec gular? Bouvier's Law Dictionary de- n acre as “‘a quantity of land indred and ixty | L L BRI s el EE R e rods in whatever sh Tn the picture NAME STREET No. cITY Iam a AND teader of the Herald, His Wife: “Oh, you wonderful | man' Il pick it out tomorrow!” '“'I Poker Player (to himseln): “That | 11€ was a good bet, but a diamond will | cost me a stack! Whew! T hope she doesn’t find out I'm bluffing!” It Well-Known Flgures of Specch Were Hustrated | “The Sherifl's Posse Scoured the Woods” ! itor: “Have yon | date police force?” | “Citizen: “"You bet. Why, the | officers have caddies to carry their | clubs:" an up-to- —Wilma R. Tousay. I A grade crossing s | where the headlight | light-head! | the meets pluce the | wse-Pimple Manufacturers) Dear Jditor “'Have T told you My newest wise-crack?" T asked Elsie. VTo;nerville Trolley That Meets All the Trains—by Fontaine Fox