New Britain Herald Newspaper, November 4, 1927, Page 8

NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER %, 1927. It m be a vast temptation to selfish drivers, but we new highw v a New Britain Herald HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY | want no Milford turnpike record in this vici Issued Daily (Sunday At Hereld Bldg. Excepted) Church POLITICS IN POLAND SUBSCRIPTION RATES The threc-minute uproar in Year. $2.00 Three Months. 43,00 Polish parliament yesterday, follow- g its dissolving b is blamed upon opposition to th tatorial powers wielded by Marshal cutive Post Office at i Mail Entered at ain as Second the premier action will temporarily retair TELEPHONE Business Offica .. Editortal Rooms - csent administration in power. months elections will this according to the to tt con- profitable advertisiug miediur As the opposition lation books and pre to advertisers. ! ily increased, creasing until » elections, a politieal Associated Press Member of the ttied 1o the use for all mews credited to it or 1 eredite this _paper and rews Burean of Clreulation Member Audit The A. B s which furr tirars with circulation based u ection agnins wSpaper n this au FDUCATION IN NE 11 WINGTON are t Newington, upon its be fonal fa- t a ol rick re forced to constry : poor. junior 1 gh se is will cost the he town , and A raid in Meriden, a raid in T i should not a source of worry ton, a raid in Waterbury, a raid i New Haven, ete. How'd you like to be a dry agent and see so much of life its taxpayere The movement originat dis cepting high school pupils from the ing in New { Britain recently to ontinue ac- rrounding towns in the like successtul | Nothing succeeds | ain institutior which happily put into eftect at this can tell, was not found salesmanship, consists o s to iry even if he X0 onc making a prospect buy has to horrow the money to pay time however, what t cessary in the futuve if the It r- first installment. present hLousing conditions at senior high school continues. After the fatal crash an onld be a hardship to the nsually is referred to as havi rounding towns to force them to a brave man | construct senior high echools of their S e PR own by refusing to accept any more rom these pl N | Britain high, and there is somcthing [ > Startling as it all | Pupils s in the housewives do not do all business men play golf may play bridge, nor seem, to be said in favor of a large school ving some advan Inetat feminine | ONe-A a8 A 1ges over a small present in such towns where t the Heard voice: “Too many of 'em nowadays stay single.” And in the eame issuc on Main street, no high schools attendance Bri | towns $5 per pupil, which seems a a New iin high costs the of this newspaper was a story that it is feared the Prince of Wales i =i rate and is less costly to the i towns. never get married. In the case of Newington, however, with 5,000 popula pILE Chaliapin, who last winter with ) population, and a new only a few minutes during his Hart- | ford appearance and refused to sing sang unior high echool building being planned, the crop of senior 1z that it may be high aspirants m ¥y become s e ir another note despite the uproar, has ¥ me so large in ife | the near futur > obtained a divorce from the wifc near futux mor who stuck by him during the years a economical for the town to provide its own high liool building. Plenty when he battled for success hut of- B ling. Plenty of towns m tha ch them smalle month ali et the tered to pay her $300 a It is probable that ington have foc niony. gent won't any of that $300 in Hart- ford, claims about not Peaco scems to be progres the world after all. Tt &ecms | ution ar overdrawy to start a war in the Balkans t proven near Meriden, whe Meriden Sportsiv the formerly. ciation got condition of the One reason why politicians © was pol- plain-spoken on the and the day is that such tactics do not cle + to office, issues of hunareds tish flowed in its waters | Some farmers nearby said they pre- d their cattle from drinking in the Comee the estecmed water in order to avoid th. . Journal-Co it Qettyshurgh, It er at hand rom being poiso L m being poisor the Quinnipiac years ago that of of the n. Tl aturally of adding the brooks in its & Pennsylvania must state issociation h's, and to consigtont capital to the St Board of I epell “Harris- Gl burgh and Game, which resulted a1 ive m vestigation finding Lenry Ford gets a mine of free pr space in the newspapers | Now is a showman; other word We o about it. How his T somet that knows . think close Tom Edison 1 g Citizens ginni second e are pub- con- prope to be oiled it is mo morc 1o be creasi hold If editors Ku as they do abou are they wonld A about politics, i PETP IN CTHE NEAR FUTURE be lett {0 o to warnings and a A TAMOUS VICTORY of later With the worl and newly p of t remainder &hort smooth as Sout com chapter opens to 4 incident years chated over difficultics Kensington and to serlin argeritis will nections made wit} ? thet road. Travel to Middl gection s also Jength of the This famous victory has need to take ing n extra claim the Yet able? won, the polic ) iton who wil | | efforts to prevent specding on ! the not reago WHAT TAX REDUCTION Varying viewpoints which lave some to the surface since Secretary Mellon made his tax reduction plan public 4adicates once again how far removed the business and commer- cial interests of the country are in the agricultural ment. i Whereas the comparison with commercial section wants a considerably larger tax slash than Sccretary Mellon favors, spokesmen for the Amecrican Farm Burcan Federation have gone on record as opposing any tax reduc- woring instead a $1,000,000,000 a year public debt. tion whatever, f; luction of 1 the se who don't belong to the wu federation won't agree yet t 25 g s to do all in their with extreme view; re is this to be said about it: is litable for state to climinate their state debts and done in theory me of them have done then it {s in the federal ment to slash the federal 1cbt to the vanishing point. Nothing much is said about t imilarity between state and federal s in this he respect, however; and leed we nearly feel like apologizing for mentioning it. We might go a bit further and add that the sanie inte e&ts in Connecticut who do not think | the Mellon tax slash is big enough usually are on the side of enough es in Connecticut—special taxes, of course—to attain the cnd of “pa as you go.” ‘We are not members of the Farm federation and its influence in this city is strictly nil. The num- ber of be Bureau extreme tax slash large hereabous, that should not advocates may but even prevent looking at the view through normal glasses and considering it with an unprejudiced mind. Somewhere between the extreme vi F rm bloc and the ex treme must be the ceple view of the other side compromise that will be ac- MORL TRAFFIC SUGGESTIONS TOR NEW BRTAIN New Britain has made admirable progress in its regulation of traffic, but there still is much that may be done and one of the first things to | be recommended is that the police | be a bit more ene: niotorists to tic in compelling the red cities, observe and vellow lights. light ie pedestrians not In most used for the yellow warning | crossing a | to do so; to those part way across a chance already et not to attempt give to complete their crossing in safety; d to give the waiting motorist ad- vance notice that presently it will be the roadway. In many cities the police hiis turn to us arrest any driver who presumes to start his car and ross .the white line while the is yet yellow In New marked Brita re hus heen a tendency for some drivers care light flashes, immediately the In cascs 0o, a driver has been scen to yellow not a few speed up his car some distance the the light goes cllow and then, while from | the crossing when from green to it is cl . nging frem yellow to red to ash across the street, mnot inf it is to impose a quently ally cross de fine on the ordinary autoist who is in ng while red. There is no desir h a hurry, but it does scem that if the police would stop him, possibly ie him report to headquarters, or some such thing to inconvenience him him the what and make realize that olores nean are supposed to mear peaking for the man oniy light by which the n cross in safety. This especially is true at the South church corner and one of the crossings at Park and Elm streets. cases why not prolong the ta bit? It has been noticed that this is being done inm f the yellow lig ny instances, Looking the vi 1t the traffic problem from point of a visitor one may Hartford and wonder ow in the world a etranger is to 1 his way to New Britain without stopping to ing In Har g traflic 1o Ni ire. ord, there are Brita n by any several ront uing into New Britain one will o satistactory ¢ Ha moven Main signs a vet and ford uvenuc traffic nt from East strect is obvious, tower it is not wo e ocitivs, bt able t wtention maturall ¥ notic the whose is tratiic light and © good idea to posted on the 1 uphold tower. Visiting rs could not help but see them. sanie might apply to the traflic it Park and Main streets. linarily a stranger driving west on Church strect has absolutcly no nowing that no left turns tted. True. on the curb park there is a sign but it v nothing about no left irne. A notice to the effect that no allowsd could traffic lig left turns are be placed on the at the | the street without having to be on | S easily await his chance of crossing in | ! matrimony . | ! Coyotes have two eyes. | | matrimony pedestrians, in | ¢ cases the yellow light is the | i !H!fl‘llh of Church street. It would be a good idea to install more aisles of safety for pedestrians out the center, not only at the park, but also at the crossing in tront of the John A. Andrews build- | ing. At this crossing there is never | a time when pedestrians may cmssl the alert for traffle from some ai- | rection, since when the north and south traffic is stopped the traffic rom Arch street and Walnut street and from Chestnut street is swinging | tn. 1f there was an aisle of safety established here, a pedestrian, | caught in the traffic, might more Send all communications to Fun Shop Editor, care of the Britain Herald, and your letter will be forwarded to New York. It's Worth Trying! With arguments about divorce the magazines are filled, But e suggest a fun-porch, Folks, on every house they build {Where window-hoxes of good cheer could flaunt their blossoms gay, | FFor cheerity like charity “Begins at . | home,” we'll say. Facts and Fancies safety. seven Come Eleven! The odds aré about you'll pull through. Ah could tell from r thr Pearsor to one th Rufus—Doct That chap in the agricultural de- | partment who predicted falling prices and made them fall belongs in the weather bureau, I de way you & dat you was a gamblin' man In this tolerant age most peopl are broad-minded enough to think some other excuse for their op- position to Al Smith, Ger 12 ” W s shy andyetiring Greatly develoby The prize optimist is the reformer who takes things easy for fear l will work himself out of a job. The threc influences that preserye the peace in the Balkans are Eng- and, France and the prevalence of utches, d Doubtless American presidents at | times sce some virtue in the Mexi- can system of killing off the critics before clection. rmemory - pentle disposition-never gels angry Driving # sport model in a col lege town is helpful if you expect to pack sardines for a living. Fven in the old days girls lott home in their teens and got a hard | ob, but the arrangement was called | How to Read Character From Iand writing Just Johnson—I hody's mother, her my seat.” Williams—Why didn’t you Johnson—1 remembered she also somebody’s mother-in-law! Irving Selleck. in Time?! she 1 was nearly knew nd some- gave A western hunter thought a cigar ette glow was a coyote's eye and fired. Note to amateur hunters: | was Increased Church Attendance “Dog Attends Divine Service.” Blessed are the poor. They don't care a whoop when a big shiny car | Chicago makes one more crumple in their| “hove in Cathedral.” rusty fenders, Los Angeles Plack Cat in Church.” —Detroit to Chapel.” Topeka State Journal assicres! “Tribune. Times. Americanism: Paying $8.50 for 45 cents’ worth of food and the privilege of dining among other sucke News. “Cow Govs C “Pleas Brown visitor the o “Why, ¢l your ears, Mrs. little Margery of day. of home life reduces| to the Spartan business | of kicking one another’s shins under a restaurant tabk. The decay a| i mother dear, Dwn. say she | when you | was with rday “The popularity of any breed dr pends on the whim of the fashion- " gays a’dog magazine, This of the hot dog. Jought Mrs. Z. ahle, isn't true Abie's Rose! | op Drama) Acts Maunders (AT m 8 Mush used to be hut you seldom see sub-titles, | | a por it now In Thr Davis except in By (Scene: Study o Heilbronner enters.) 1, wot i's the Rabbi It he is 60 and she is 1S and she him “Sweetic “Santa Claus” calls she really means s vatt de yatt ot a dewunss! Wott's metter? | So, to de| point T got to The great problem showmen | PO 00 .“* 4 seems (o be to get the uplift and| oo upkeep W the same theater. | TOURET tabbi—Hmmm. are made | AAPE coincidence | el wott ays happen to come of o 2 dewuss? me my ke Wi Ny yatt one! It marria n Heaven, it's a st hat the rich guy get the prettiest girl you should tritt {lovink witt tender. | woik, come beeck.” Act Two The same. Abe Lt If it de wife wouldn't children could from the hem used to honest Long, long ago, cook's skirt perspiration (Scene: day later, Rabbi—So. You're beck? Abe—It's no use. Rabbi — Wouldn't have no effuct on her? ) When 111 gonna her a kiss she bites me yatt on > chin! Rabbi — Wait {Moisha! Moisha! | Moisha (a servant, | doorway)—Yes, wott? | Rabbi—Run once und Mrs. Heilbronner. Act The minutes later. a lad Rabbi—Now, kiss her! Abe—Bott— her of wips bro Correct this sentence: “He thinks de Kinduess himself more righteous than any- hody else”, said the gossip, “but he very popular”. 25 Years Ago Today Luther, the son of Councilman layton A. Parker, met with an ac-* cident while exercising on a trapez in the Model school gymnasinm 3 terday. He fell and &truck upon his Lead and was knocked out for a few | minutes, He was plucky and insisted | S on walking home. At the Parker| Rabbi—No botts! Kiss her! home this morning it was stated the | (Abe Kisses hier. The rabbi com- boy was coming out all right | pels him to Kiss Imr three times.) Co. E held its first organization ' Rabbi—So, wott's dis talk you neeting last evening with Captain Make she wouldn't be a Jovink wife! W. W. Bullen. Lieutenant H. L. Cur- Yi! Sutch tenderness she kisses & Charles H. Mitchell, and ahout You! 20 others present | Abe—yi The republican local and state deeferent m tickets w given good-sized majori- Heilbronne in the election here vesterday, | Wite!” carrying the four lower wards and | laving o plurality of about o 425, For representatives James E. | Cooper had 2481 votes and Teazne I Miles 2323, OF th erats, Harric 1. Hart received 2257 and Joseph P. Quinn 2211, J. D. Carlson and R. W. Egan, the socialist labor candidate: 2 For the prohibitior Burdick polied 37 and 40. The is once minute. appearing in feteh Thrce same, (Scene: Time: a few 4 Moisha returns with ~hott Bott dott's ‘a Dis is Mrs. Loule it's cousin’'s Sl it iter ott my WHEN BLACK IS READ Always Harping Away? When libied, Dis wite Let loose her mighty ire “A harp should be a har “It should not Iyre —Alton M. Gray. 2 Casey be 2 wot 62 apices, James M . Weed publican by 3 The Swedish v s and Nonsenset | This snappy antumn weather proves Ihanksgiving's near- bluifing, Unless the Turkey knows his stuft He soon will know hie stmffing! B. C. Dibble. Cluck! Cluck?! ‘e a woman at bridge mes rather fi hen should be se state went chureh no and voted he members met last ) sell their onin property on to the society of Hebres The church — will 1 ling until 1904 and heg on a new church. The committec is composed of 1ev. S G, Oliman, Otto Bengtson, John Malmfcldt, S. A. Johnson, and Justin Wallin, The Hebrews will hold — serviees in the building on Saturdays and the Luth- | erans on Sundays. It will not hecome | « full-fledged synagogue until the Lutherans move out. r Among the entries in the Maple golf nandicap are Cooley, M. 8.1 American: that's Hart, J. S. North 6, A. they do the most ‘greasing.’ W. Stanley 15, C. vathan S. Kressel. I, Cooper 20, J. Lrooks 20, Marei Moore 12, G Boardman 9, W. L. Hatch 20 Im street | s for $6,- 1 rve 1 at one: hate to Get beat It's somet An old Oakes. Correct! nglishman So Washington is iy the hub of youb whole coun- Hi “Yes where 6, Kirkham ¥. Bennett oper 9, W, White 4, 1. A. Hart 6. . B. Attwood 20, W. Colleze Humor! In college, Bruce studled algebra, | geometry, trigonometry, calculus, biology, chemistry, political speak- s B E. | thonia {Gulf and the {into it five ¢ A plied ! which Abe| A | wor You should go home, | again.) | ing, sociology, Latin, rhetoric, his- tory, English literature, public speaking, music, botany, Italian, French, psychology and classical masterpieces. The Itallan comes in real handy. | Bruce's digging ditches! Robert B. Michell. His Giddy Joke! “‘Buck’ Hurley is certainly a fine football player,” bragged Sid Carl- ton. “Why, in one game I saw him buck the line ten times.” “That's a lot of work for ten bucks answered the campus come- dian. —W. M. Way. (Copyright. 1927, Reproduction Forbidden) Jk dat thermometer | You can get an answer to any | question of fact or information by (writing to the Question Editor, New Britain Herald, Washington Bureau, 1322 New York avenue, Washington, D. €., enclosing two cents in stamps for reply. Medical, legal and marital advice cannot be given, nor can extended research be undertaken. | All other questions will recelve a | personal reply. Unsigned requests cannot be answered. All letters are confidential. —Editor. Q. sand? A, Because it s mixed water to a degree that makes it a pulpy mass, which cannot support | the weight of a¥nan or animals. | Usually it is very fine and mixed with calefum carbonate so that it retains moisture. Much of what is called quicksand is really a fine mud covered over with a thin layer of |sand. When a person is caught in | quicksand he should not struggle but should assume a nearly hori- | | zontal position with the face up-| wards. Tf that is done it may be | possible to extricate himself or at| | Why do people sink in quick- | | | with a least to escape suffocation until as- sistance arrives. Q. Where is the Gulf of Riga? A. Tt s an inlet on the east side | of the Baltic &ca, which washes the shores of Courtland, Latvia and E It is 100 miles in length | from north to south and about 80| miles in breadth. The Island of | Ocsel lies at the entrance of the | Dvina river empties | miles from the clty of | Riga. | Q. * Who was Protagoras? | A A k sophist of Abdera in Thrace who lived in the 5th cen- ltury B. €. He wrote a book which he denied the existence of a Supreme Being, which was publicly burnt at Athens and its author was banished from the city. Q. Do prunes grow on trees? The term prune may be ap- to any plum which drie readily, without fermentation, but more particularly to those varietie contain over 12 per cent of | alcohol. Plums grow on trecs. Q. What is the meaning of the | letters “Q. 2 | They stand for the Tatin | s “quod vide” meaning *which | see', { Q name “Elaine’? A. Tt is from the means “bright”, Q. How can T clean id of an offfcer’s hat? A. Use a solution of wyanide of potassium dissolved in water | Sponge and rub lightly over the zold, and as soon as it is bright, | which will Dbe almost instantly, snonge off with warm water, other- wise the potassium will eat into the gold. Clean about an inch or two at a time, | Q. What Is the address of John McCormack, the singe A. Noroton, Connecticnt. ! Q. Where is “The Trish World" published? A. 27 Barclay street, New York city. | What is the meaning of the Greek and the gold | br Q. Who Invented the clarinet? A. It is commonly said to have | been inventetd about the year 1690 | Nuremberg, Germany. Q. Why is it casier to pour| liquid from a can when two holes have been punched in the top than when thero is only one hole? A. When there are two holes the outside air can exert pressure on the liquid in the can. Q. How tall Goliath? A. According to the Bible he was over six cubits, that is eleven feet, | Q. What is the correct pronun- | ciation of the word vaudeville? was the giant | Cincinnati A. It s pronounced vod' vil The O— sound is long as in “go’ and the i— sound is short as in “it" How many guns are fired as a salute for the birth of a Cr Prince and a Crown Drincess Belgium? One hundred and twenfy-one uns constitute the salute for the Crown Prince and twenty-one for a Crown Princess. Is Rod LaRocque married? Ho is married to Vilma wn in A welled” or “swollen™ the | of the very ‘to Is *s participle A, Q. grim Either is correct, What is the value half dollar A, Sixty-five cents, Q. Where and when was William Haines, the movie actor, born? A. Staunton, Virginia, January 1900, Q. of a Pil- How many pounds of opium imported into the United States in 19267 A, For the June 30, 1926, were imported. Q. When did die were fiscal 107,747 ending pounds ar Luther Burbank A. April 11, 1926, Observations On The Weather Washington, Nov. 4 TFore- for Southern New and Mostly cloudy tonight and Saturd Probably light suow or rain north and central portions. much change in temperature. northwest win ishing cast | | in | Not Strong Hazleton, Pa, Nov. 4 (P—Two | inches of snow covered the ground through this part of the state carl today and the temperature went down to 20, a drop of ninecteen de- grees. A slight gale accompanied the snow, which was the first of the son Conditions: The disturbance the eastern part of the veloped into a severc rain storm in the castern portions of the Middle ! Atlantic states and throughout New Engla The lowest barometer reading recorded here since January 11, 19 he 24 hour rawnfall at| New Haven was 3.60 inch the greatest mount recorded here dur- ing any November month, A decided fall in temperature i in progress through the North At- lantic states. Conditions favor for this vicinity ir weather with lower temperature Temperatures yesterday High in country de- Low Atlanta 42 Atlantic Ci Toston 5 Ruffaloft st ot 38| Chicago 4 Denver ... Detroit Duluth | New Orl | face all go. Hatteras ..... Jacksonville ., Kansas City . | by Johann Christopher Denner, of | Los Angeles . Miami Ninneapolis . Nantucket NeweHaven . ans W York Norfolk ... Pittsburgh \ Portland, Me. ..., Washington Rubber Bootlegers Upset Ste'enson Act London, Nov. 4 {f—Rubber izgling is believed py experts in Mincing Lane to be ryponsible for unexpectedly large Sipments of rubber from Rritish Miaya during August, At 1,000tons more rubber were exported thn should have been under the Stewnson Lim- itation Act of the governyent. Plans to prevent this hotlegging rubher are under con‘deration. Tt is likely that export cowons will he limited to the three mnths for which the credits are granta. At present, cstates with unused COUPON3 Mmay export in exces of the quota in force by using the ~arried over credits. This is declared o con- fuse the market and makes § qiffi- cult to detect the dealers w.o are not living up to government reuire- ments. Dream of Gem I\rfir Is Recalled at Illinois Urhana, TIL., Nov. 4. (P—The base of & new telescope in the istronomy department of the Uniersity of Mllinois was once the proprty of an Urbana inventor who beieved he could manufacture dianonds hy concentrating a heavy ‘olume of sunlight on a preparattn he had assembled. Dr. R. H. Baker, hiead @ the uni- Versity's astronomy dmartment, unearthed the story in dircting the rssembling of the telescoje, which will be the eleventh in siz in the orld. 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