New Britain Herald Newspaper, October 21, 1927, Page 8

8 NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, FRIDAY, OCTOBER 21, 1927. o | FESS CONFESSES | park alongside the curb a con- New Brltaln Hera!d Iti g ‘v’on' nf::u to be so tignous uf m‘ but \\llrz]v n svu.!Fact.S'dndFflnCI.eS HERALD PUBLIBHING COMPANY | important as to be rebuked by the ping to accommodate passengers | resolution was introduced there were | tation and fall toward the carth, |vails in all parts of the country cx ‘Ayes’ from the Oceulists and ‘Noes | When they enter the belt of air sur- | cept northern New England. from the Nasal specialists!” | rounding the earth, their great speed | Conditions favor for this vicinit: sther Mathushek. | causes tremendous friction with the | fair weather with brisk wester United States. Sena- they are able to do so near the curb, | |air, making these bodies red hot | winds and lower temperature, Ixample of man having the last fewued Dally (Synday Excepted ¢ Ohio, after g to the ' making the operation less hazardous | Of Hard Stufrt | The smaller ones are consumed or| Temperatures yesterday: At Herald Bidg. 61 Church Btreut 3 TlaiE )t e | word: aid he to the Dr. Steese: “What's the trouble?” | burned up in this process, but a few | i PR * !officlating clergyman. Patlent: “I've got shooting pains. "‘oi the 1 ones reach the earth as | Atlanta ... B ik i NUESCRIPTION RATES " in the iglnal | Common Cour would do well | —— Dr. Steese: “You've been taking |blackened stones or mettallic masses. | Atlantic City . o $5.00 & Tear mont i nothing but ' tc ede to the petition of Belvi-| A college diploma makes an excel- » too many ‘shots'! ’ Q. How did Rumania get its|oston $200 Three Mo | —Robert C. Dalleck. | name | Buitalo 5 bl T ; TR 5 ’ 3 st — It means Roman and was | Chicago e e 4 ! S S ustbenzouncaboutisitonaye f = ‘Wrong Organ? | given to ti ¢ because it was | Cincinnati lase Mall Matter incil In turn petition the Public; Sports t make us a hardy | Send all communications to Fun His Niece: “Did you go to that oc- | settled by the lomans Denver . t " \ nission for an order for | ace. I pectators - don't have | Shop Editor, care of the New ||culist I told you of, uncle?” | Q How many persons passed | Detroit cushions as they do at home. || Britain Herald, and your letter Uncle Walt: “Yep, and he's a durn | the civil scrvice ra mail clerk | Duluth . ... 3 ! . — will be forwarded to New York < | examination in 2 | Hatteras .. It would do well, in the ir | The yellow race may dominate the e | H18 Niece: “How 807" 4 t sons took the | Jucksonville of good will, to join in the petition. | world some day, but not unless the e . Uncle Walt: “He told me T ought f e of the | Kansas City e NE LIG M i ie | Kansas City . | white race. gets 100 yellow to domi-| ONE LIG “T;}llfl EUET N O el e eisaen papers not yet been completed. | Los Angeles .. ate it. e 2 *What of it?” Q. What is the legend of the Miami | Though Autumn days g 2 5 e (Afamit = [Bagiss s umn it et pnorter I oo e e M Sphiny? Minneapolis .. Folle body knows you don't see through 4. ] t Granet J Let's not curtall our stock of jo L 2 . - Inar ireek legend it was . Jokse your nose! a monster which appearcd in Boco- | New en .. However short the daylight's grow- i Pl g —Hazel Lawrey. |tjg, and Killed all the inhabitants | New Orle Lets Keep the gaylight-humor| ~(COPYTIENt 1927, Reproguction |yiio could not solve i ridale e Forbidden) she propounded to them. T > residents. The procedure, wh t prelude, but so many think it desired end. The trolley company n th atlon booke pre | ve vire the presidentia | STEPPING DOWN | cnator Watson of Ind | 1t's idieness that leads people into wicked ways. The bee never stin | anybody until he sits down. Member of tho Associated Press 8 Assuciated s ex led to the u ikl or will 1 docsi't choose to run again it will | news credit « is to his announcement that he the certain elimination of one | Member Audit st Cireulatic “and g The senior senator from ¢ A B. G 1 © ganizs f or Coolids i s an old-time Republican of G IZ1L Anblor Al laniRon 5 crl Al tie clothes are gone off my 2 dol akes Edipue answered right- colleague, Senator Her Mother: “Shhi! Your big sis- - for he crawls on all fou o lattor losing a | ter is wearing them to the party to- | a it and in old age moves J ling himself o i : on his nd a staft.” Upon this ; | the : b t. The idea of tng in, but this made | only thing that wvll! : : = g e ; Sl postmaster genoral, | Feally stop falling hair is the foor. ’ THE PUNGH BOWK o e Cin ey ok Ventaon s . d the Sphiny is reprosented as a lion i 4! It's all right to whip your smalll _ Dry Goods - 4 AT e 1 the Coolidge stand ' son for figh o o The trainer of the elephants out v a an head; o for fighting if you want him { Wiills tha Giroeld Salling 1o e slammiec 5 alde | i g di ini i i use tho senator | he whipged al through e hecause |, He simmed his site—forpiunks : won, i o wonis veast ana| TG President Tnspirts I a politic wid needed | 0'S afraid to fight | I & N 2 e H == { A LITTLE LOAN! |1 wo f three | Portland, Me, Little Marjorle: “Boo, hoo, moth- | i L . foLly most partylzed men in Con-' | —_— “what animal is L s | Pittshu Washington lana senator s quoted as' would expect to bho. bopu o No" said the helper, “Tis to keep | writing been u y ik : o anecl o e neptlaglanon The moths out of his trunk . : | There are traces of the use . W. Holdridge. STIONS ANSWERED ligE shonthandyetiie Andlen GG reak ol B o e Aol B o A papyrus of 1 . found cypL containg a contract of prenticeship to one Appilloniu: semed pher (writer by s s of his friends fs the kind of people they are populur mo A8js oo el = = You can get an answer to any but canism Accepting @ The Horrors of Peace! question of fact or information b val to his Womessia ny man “I'was in a movie palace writing to the Question Editor, New in- nounces us for being what we g Where people went to neck, Britain Herald, Washington Bureau, s SUNS) president Remsen B, Ogilby of Trin- : Fhe man near Bert was eating 1222 New York avenye, Washington, Snestmens still exlat fof thoRoman iy, o8 giee (o g, B i 28 S8 Of course the meek will inherit | Of peanuts by the peck. D. C., enclosing two cents in stamps | SYStem know he. Not L0, s of lhe New Britain Teachers nianae from Tiro, a freedman of 1k : club at a banquet in the Burritt Cicero, who is helieves C o s L lisved o M- {)otel last evening. The event w ing on research work in heir ficld, and developing operatiye powers were three points stressed by riy.” From this we obtain the rmation that if a man's party is ir lal one must still be: 1o earth, The other crowd has! for reply. Medical, legal &nd marital | party and (hus abet the about quit baving children to ., "¢ erunching of those peanuts advice cannot be given, nor can | : ) vt anyt Mage poor Derts senses rockil lloxiended ressarch be ‘undertaken,|rOxGd uponiihe methiod ofithei Poet o % 30 SURRIE: Ts event e PPhey led him from the movie Al other questions will receive a | m\m“ ) el R e plan would be to 1 e e tions| A vietim of shell-shock! porsonal reply. Unsigned requesta| @ WhO was anc Shorcr e citys soivice, toward purging the jike 5 hird will solve. L | —Mother Rl cannot be answered. Al letters g o ety pngilae Wil irged the teachers not to. he ens to step | the bird is a duck = e are confidential,—Editor, Nith it sy = tent to he prepared simply to corf- ! LIVING THE PARY el Jntly el duet classes from day to day, ut to | 1 Mrs. Waldron: “Henry, you used | Q. What is the weight of a yard | the mistress of Fdward TV e e L e the medicine from the wrong bottle. | of stone? [ Tived il Bdward’s death Piles alee Iu'r‘ouml U[Bltu':l"' You drank horse liniment!” A. 1t depends upon the kind of |Ereatest luury, enjoyi d acky Idron: “Dear me, what an ass|sione. Limestone weighs 85 pounds | lower through his favor. . B liecd she became comy per cubic foot; sandstone weighs 82 | 1! i) tertomatneld ol i e -—Richard Pe pounds per cubic foot. | homas Grey, mis of Dorset arch i her own field, she keep: —— Q. How do the Seminole Indians | She Was triei for witeheraft by or: |#Dreast of 4l the movements - arid Football Edition in the Florida Everglades support | der of the Dulke Glaucesior, afo [,’-H,l]‘ R m-’r:.u tho ,.MI,‘, s to ITEMS FROM THE DARKTOWN ! (1o sclves” | terwards Ricl L and con-| 8 s to for equality g s NEWS A. For hundreds of yeurs they | demned to walk in penite n the voters of | ' ay. the squad that f of the che v disgusted with the type | develop some excell us they have harbored. credifed with heing When cach teacher carries on re- ic a1 garh, | develop their creative powers, in or- 5 0 . e | % der that this facul may grow in Represer — ; Yalited by Onyx and Florian have made their livnig by hunting, | With @ taper in he 1 at fie i r”‘ el iu*'”:‘w‘” (Supervised by Paul 8. Powers) | {rupning and fishing, {tired only in i o MR R st o o Dl DARKTOWN UNIVERSITY, 183—!"'0" Wiha nwas the last evening | utilized by § sper in bis play [ Uiravsh attendnc In achoal uro (o S astleciont BROWNVILLE COLLEGE, 168! gy fired at Fort McHenry near Bal- | Richard 111 A el ' v sial - The modern girl would make w ., Darkiown universitay won de first | (jmore? Q. Where is the o ARy . Ce HHIER 3 L Y T zealous in existing in favor of @nd wonderful cook if she could find a zame of the season Saturday when | o' [y 10, 1912, the day betore| A, In the S [t s i .A.H,.l\]‘l!d..; no place 1 - ) ; L 15 5 Kitehen (hat was run by a steering hey smothered Brownville 10 de |y s avandond us an army post. | Ttaly {ieniaic achp el dirgcatve 8 : 3 : whecl. ltune of 182 1o 168 and “De Dark-| " 9" Whet were the ften bost| - [doigs the three things he suggeste e [town Strutters Ball” played by de | motion nictures of 19265 | | e hit at the metaphor by which There's no partienlar v how- ¢ § Slack” Grange star-1 -y ppe peport of the Film Daily [ & schiool or college is compared to a while Alabama | (o0 o o tactory. He mentioned references to E poll of crities on th . : . [incoming classes as being “raw m terial” and June graduates as fin- Boston now fore 11 ouse in forgiving an enemy just he- for s yoit know you can’t lick him o ob ther for Brown- | res of 1926 shows 1 1 K e i : me opened, Alabama g it 169 votes; “Ben 1N . hility to d e i KNOCKING OUT T LAW | The tion na ly a “How dear she seems™ he said 'Jones raced through de entire Dark-| witn " 114; “The Ttig Parade® and | ished produet y : around an unpopu- © litferential on water cqual @ while vting. “How dear she town team, and also some Darke | vpho Black Pirate” with e [ Other speakers were Supt. Stanley has the 1nalis jehbitogchange ) vy ngress is too husy differential on ra lie route scems ! he sald while paying town rooters, for a touchdown. He | volzn Boatmun® with 44; - I A binEtoN: Oot 2—Horeanst Holmes. - Miss Helen J. Lunce, mony. s touched up afterwards and car Glory” with 6 » "for Southern New Ingland: air ) Principaj of Camp school; Louis P. ’ s ved from de field. Captain Kidd. { o600 with 62 and 3 tonight and Saturday: not much | Slede, principal of the Senior High timore is shorter then rail | rppove are two classes everywhere: | ob Brownville, added de extra POINL | iy gg, change in femperafupe: frosh to | School; George M. Cassidy, director route from the to Bo: I The Lest people, and those who lund de sncaking scorckceper also QW relation is the present | sirong northwest wins. of physical education of the Senior ¢ 1wo “southers don’t count. The classifying is done jadded extra points. King of Eng to Queen Victoria? IForeenst for Eastern New York: | High school, and Harry Wessels, Battery Rany iplayed iwelSfov | caorze v iniitha sontof tiie | nairt. toni=ht Suturday: not | prineipal of the Nathan Hale Junfor Darktown, making most of his Edward VIL, who was & son of | juenh chan {emperature; fresh | High school. Poston i A higher posts rate vould [tickles without de ald ob a 182004 queen Victoria. King George 13] 1o strons northwest S Miss Mildred Weld, president of scemia lurden, bub we couldusejand making i) eninsand losesl of [l erefore o grandson of Queen Vic-|" conditions: The. distizhe ¢ the club, presided during the s the ! smaller waste haskets and save ay8so 0, 8200 Reards SEancENite s ioria B roril CAllantia has iae = | part ot the meeting, and then turned S lot that way. tariers ob a mile, Do score at de In what direction with rela- || i the pas v the mecting over to the toastmuaster, Senit e 1d ob de first halt was Darktown | yon (o the geographlc north pole| | S8 G e W William €. French of the ity U correct: e sentences g he (41, wounded seven, missing fivei| oo (he magnetic north pole lie? ey S s ol Central Junior High school. “n patronized my competitor instead of wnvilie wounded nine, miss-| = 4 rpe nagnetic north pole Y tetr of t = e said the man, “I'd like #im | ing two. Ly | 1ovated in the neighborhood of 70|y i Bote {EAD HERALD C | De lnet Tiale opered Witlh 48 ¥ | dngpees north latituls gud 91 de=lieh ol & Sl Tem e teted) YOR YOUR W gainst Darktown as our cheer-lead- | grooe west longitude. Since the | [ors were exhausted, hut UBIBCK™ oo giiction on the earth's surface el e |Grange raced around left and right {000 B SO0 BETREC) and made six touchdowns before } o0 -t “ean only he said that the BEAUTIFYING HOME GROUNDS referce could find his whistle. | onatic north pole lies “south” of | [ vard, fiont, K side, as well an thoss it was I me was follov by a fre the geographic north pole. grounds, '\‘ ba improved with a g . ] fittle attention part o nateur gardendr. Landscaping and ths vere set- | for-all which was won by Darktow How are alligator pears pre- i S Vines, Is not dIMeult it ons kmowe - 4 for salad? fundin ) ving how iy @ ued tn fhe nical Notes Ob De Game | A ¢ I pear into six pivee s i Birean's iatest Wullstin, on Hew- Our hrainy two-bit back, Slipp ped sections, an A RO e e L WL In't Jose his head ence dur- | these are too large, eut each ; 5 ¢ o game, although he got iiition again lengthwise. Peal and IP COUPON HERE = == == == o up badly in de third quar- | arrange wedges of pears on a bed of | s R i e e | lettuce 1 her French dress- | ! g Kion (Bl ren e L SCA s (U0 T el ot - {ing or mavonnaise may he sorved yiz N A 3 ston, D. GTURERMEASLIS TINS5 S played a niec game for | but as the fruit is rich neh S i e el FYING HOMB GROUNDE, w_,,I C scancelled, U. 5. postage stampe or as well Publishers rutes Norman P. Cooley (i not in politi he 0t a candi- 1 obiains te for repr Mative, and never ¢ Aemocratic ticket in his li ment.- | statem wus elicited ! rownvill He 1eft just before de|dressing is preferred by many | last quart . . 50 as to gel alpeople. nice head start ob de local rooters. | Q. Do stars really full? = . What are ususlly termed | Darktown's 400 pound left guard stare” are meteorites Y ell on de Brownville right end in|s bodies of metallic matter L Chllee s N first quart De Brownville boy | Which, in wandering throngh spice RSl ar o) {will have to go through doors side- | are aftracted by the carth's gravi- | } Favings Bank of New Britain | on that i W e removed this week from its irdick month's stay Turnbull, ttended the ways de rest ob his life, e T o S H(’I]Hf — The Toonerville Troley That MectsAll the Trains. By Fontaine Fox. vill naturaily t {o the Y. M. C. A, On Friday through rates, 1 open for public | Tiox will Bater Linad i I e e R A THE SKIPPER WENT TO A LOT OF TROUBLE To RIE upP t or ut 2 T + Me, an fourth se distri conve o 4 W ON THE TROGLY e b il kg s o) THAT STovE PIPE EXTENSION FOR THE BENEFIT oF | : A i L T e M THOSERRIDINGEONETHERRCOF. HIGH SCIoO01 B : 5 % painville sen . Prior, A, T, ¢ IGE i § Cudy, M . and R. A. P Naskh "l rady declined fhe nomination v to B. 1. Mil- 1 Avor Miller once lived and atte 1 Camp school, Panama | oy e ross the con- | yun for i 19 open fo . ran, proh- Miles, o1 St on ain street, 14- room honse, 1a harn, nd extra biilding 1ot for $2.060. J. M. Rrady AS @ result of the coal shortnie, © courts of Foresters in fhis city ve decided {0 club together and | . jes' pulled some leaves off the 11y conl at the mines, then transport ' catendar so'se (o hurry up. Hale it here and 11 it to their men 'S lowe'en.” cost E transportation and ) Tame Ponies - « Writain, the i Oet. T (Ph—CRil- portance of such a move can readily | (As it Reached the Fun Shop) Dr. Pearson (to blind man): “If 14 buy he seen. {vou wish to regain your sight you AlL ers of the lice ust follow directions carefully, Do tores have held mecti and ap- you see vointed committess o intervicn the | Blind Man: “I s wers of the common eouncil Dr. Learson: doltars, to the astablishment of o please!” police henefit fund. Such funds ar ML) Lullt up by taking five per eent cf H0ney paid tor liquor licenses, ull (And as “doctored” by other Fun received Ly the police for | Shop contributors) except in the way | money recefved from Eyes and Nose Z Z 77 abandened - Jonnard How was the joint E . all rewards paid ' mecting of the Occulists and the » AND NOW THOSE ON THE s except sucl g Nasal specialigts?" hoard. all fines or| Clarkson: “No good. They voted o BACK PLATFORM ARE KICKING. it and The incon, ust the opposite way on cvery- N inter Jolies money. This | thing = ol vetived officer about | Jonnard: “Indeed?" el Clarkson: “Yes. Lvery time a | o | LAUGH, CLOWN, LAUGH! i